[00:02.83]Thank you guys for having us over. 谢谢你们准备了这一切. 
[00:04.80]-Yeah, this is fun, couples night. -I don't know why we don't hang out.. -这是为可爱的夫妻准备的. -我不知道 
[00:08.50]-with married couples more often. -Because every time we do.. -为什么我们不多来几次这样的聚会. -也许是因为每次我们吃饭.. 
[00:11.81]you make jokes about swinging and scare them away. 你总是开玩笑, 把他们吓跑了. 
[00:16.14]You mean that Portuguese couple? Yeah, like you wouldn't have done it. 你是指那对葡萄牙人?  好象你没有做过一样. 
[00:22.05]Hey, you guys, I have great news. 嗨, 各位, 我有个好消息. 
[00:24.85]-We're kind of in the middle of dinner. -Oh, well, I already ate, but sure. -罗斯. 我们似乎还在吃饭. -呃..我已经吃过了, 不过...好吧. 
[00:31.86]Guess what happened at work today. 猜猜今天工作上发生了什么? 
[00:33.63]A dinosaur died a million years ago? 一只恐龙在一百万年前死了?  
[00:36.40]Try 65 million years ago. And then try: 应该是6千5百万年前 请闭嘴~~ 
[00:42.00]My tenure review board met today, and I hear it's looking really good. 我的工作续约考察会议今天开了 我听说进展得不错. 
[00:47.41]Yeah, do you have any idea what this means in academic circles? 你知道这在学院圈子里意味着什么吗,  
[00:50.61]I am gonna get laid. 我可以留下来了. 
[00:54.98]-Hi, you guys. -Hey. -嘿, 大伙. -嘿 
[00:57.32]Oh, Italian. 意大利风味～ 
[00:59.02]No one.. No one wanted seconds, right? 还有人好说话吗? 
[01:01.49]No, I'm good. 不, 不, 我很好. 
[01:03.56]Guys, you're never gonna believe it. This headhunter called me. 嘿, 你们一定不相信? 猎头给我打了电话 
[01:06.76]I have a meeting tomorrow with Gucci. Gucci wants me. 说Gucci(品牌)要和我面试. Gucci会聘用我! 
[01:10.87]-I'm up for tenure. -Congratulations. -我可以续约了. -祝贺你. 
[01:13.33]You too. What are the odds? 你也是. 真巧! 
[01:16.04]Guess what? 猜发生了什么? 
[01:18.31]I finally got that seed out of my teeth. 我终于把那个核从我的牙齿里弄出来了. 
[01:23.55]I don't know who I'm happiest for. 我真不知道我最该为谁感到高兴? 
[01:25.35]I do. He's been working on that all day. 我知道. 他一整天都在弄它! 
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[02:19.20]Hey, Mon, was it weird changing your name to Geller Bing? 嘿, 莫妮卡, 把你的名字改成盖勒.宾奇怪吗? 
[02:23.27]No. No, it felt nice to acknowledge this. 不, 不. 承认这样也挺好. 
[02:27.18]-Where'd you go to do it? -The.. -你打算在哪里办? -呃.. 
[02:30.01]The Ministry of Names.. 姓名...服务 
[02:34.52]Bureau. 事务所.. 
[02:36.55]You never did it. 你没有改过! 
[02:38.05]I'm sorry. It's just the idea of.. 我很抱歉. 变成正式的 
[02:40.69]Of being an official Bing. 宾的想法……. 
[02:44.79]Hey, I will have you know that.. 嘿! 我得让你知道..啊..  
[02:47.70]Who am I kidding? Let's call the kid Geller and let Bing die with me. 我真是在开玩笑. 就让孩子叫 盖勒 让 宾 随着我到死. 
[02:53.60]-Here you go. -Thanks. -给你 -谢谢 
[02:54.80]Honey, would you want me to take your name? 亲爱的, 你想要我随你的名字吗?  
[02:57.14]Oh, it's up to you. It's your name. You've gotta live with it. 你决定吧. 这是你的名字. 你有特权. 
[03:00.48]-Let's see. Call me Mrs. Hannigan. -Mrs. Hannigan? -让我想想. 叫我哈得根夫人. -哈得根 夫人? 
[03:03.91]Can't you see I'm in the middle of something? 什么? 你不觉得我的名字在什么东西的当中吗? 
[03:08.02]I like it. 我喜欢. 
[03:10.62]-Hey, guys. -Hey, Joe. -嘿, 大伙! -嘿, 乔伊 
[03:12.42]We got things to check out at the new house. You want to come? 我们还有些事要做, 我们要去看新房子. 你想和我们一起去吗? 
[03:15.69]-No, thank you. -You're not happy about us moving.. -不, 谢了. -我们搬家你不高兴了 
[03:18.66]but you're the only one who hasn't seen the house. 但你是唯一没有看过我们新房子的人. 
[03:21.23]Yeah, come with us. You'll see how close it is. 是啊. 和我们一起去吧, 你会知道那离城很近. 
[03:23.60]No, it's not close. You said it was in escrow. 不, 才不近. 你说它在'契约'里. 
[03:26.70]I couldn't even find that on the map. 我在地图上都找不到那地方. 
[03:32.44]No, Joey. Escrow is.. 不, 乔伊. 契约是.. 
[03:39.08]There's money, and.. 这有钱, 而且... 
[03:41.98]It's not the bank exactly. 却不是银行 
[03:44.45]I don't know what it is. 我不知道它是什么 
[03:47.29]Joey, please come. It would mean so much to us. 乔伊, 求你来吧. 你对我们真的很重要. 
[03:52.69]You know what? You are my friends. I want to be supportive. 知道吗, 你是我们的朋友. 我需要支持. 
[03:55.73]I will come with you. Shotgun. 我会和你们一起去的, 决定了！ 
[03:57.27]Damn it. 太好了. 
[03:59.00]See you guys later. We'll pick you up at 11. 一会见. 我们11点接你.  
[04:01.20]-So glad you're coming. -All right. -真高兴你能来. -好 
[04:04.07]-Good for you. That was really mature. -What? The only reason I'm going.. -真不错. 你够成熟了. -什么? 不. 我去那所破房子唯一的原因是 
[04:08.31]to their stupid house is to point out everything wrong with it.. 我能说出里面所有的缺点  
[04:11.61]so they don't move. I'm gonna make them stay here. 让他们不要住进去. 我要他们留在这里. 
[04:14.18]You're a strange kind of grownup. 你的力气长了不少. 
[04:18.72]Joey, you can't make someone do something they don't want to do. 乔伊, 你不能让别人做他们不愿做的事. 
[04:22.02]Believe me. There's something I've been trying to get Mike to do in bed, and.. 相信我, 有些事我想让麦克在床上做 但他.... 
[04:27.70]-Can we not talk about that now? -All right. Prude. -我们现在不谈那个. -好吧, 假正经	 
[04:33.53]Look, Monica and Chandler really love this house. 听着. 莫妮卡和钱德真的很喜欢那所房子. 
[04:36.24]You are not gonna talk them into staying here. 你不应该说服他们住在这里  
[04:38.51]Hey, I can convince people to do anything, you know? 嘿, 我能说服人们做任何事情 
[04:41.28]I bet I could even get Mike to do that thing. What is it? 我打赌我能让麦克做那事. 那是什么? 
[04:47.62]I am not gonna help you do that! 我才不要帮你做那个!  
[04:50.69]Oh, my God. 哦, 我的天 
[04:58.96]Hi. I'm here to see Mr. Campbell, with Gucci. 嗨, 我来见Gucci的坎贝尔先生 
[05:03.16]The reservation's probably under Gucci. 这个位子也许就是Gucci预定的. 
[05:06.27]It's spelled like "gucky, " which can be confusing. 拼起来像"拜火教徒"(Gukki), 也许会弄错! 
[05:10.34]Mr. Campbell's not here yet. Let me show you to his table. 坎贝尔现在还没到. 我带你到他的位子. 
[05:17.78]Oh, my God. That's my boss. You have to seat us somewhere else. 哦, 我的天. 那是我的老板. 你必须把位子安排在别处. 
[05:21.12]I'm sorry, that's always Mr. Campbell's table. 我很抱歉. 这一直是坎贝尔先生的桌子. 
[05:23.62]But my boss cannot see me. I'm interviewing for another job. 但我的老板不能在这看到我. 我在面试另一个工作. 
[05:27.69]I know. With "gucky." 我知道, 面试"拜火教徒"(Gukki). 
[05:32.59]-Rachel? -I'm on a date. -瑞秋 -我在约会 
[05:37.03]That's great. 太好了. 
[05:39.00]Yeah, it is. Yeah, you know, it's tough. Single mom. Career. 是啊. 这是艰苦的男人的工作. 
[05:42.80]You gotta get out there. 你必须离开这里. 
[05:45.54]Well, you've got a good energy. 呃, 你很有精力. 
[05:49.34]-Rachel? -Yes, hi. -瑞秋?  -是的 
[05:50.81]-James Campbell. -Hi. -詹姆斯.坎贝尔 -嗨 
[05:52.45]-Excuse us. -Please. -抱歉. -请坐 
[05:57.49]He's cute. 他很可爱. 
[06:01.26]Thank you, JewHunks.com, huh? 谢谢, JewHunks.com, 哈? 
[06:06.59]So.. 所以. 
[06:08.13]your resume is quite impressive. 你的简历很好. 
[06:13.30]My resume? 我的简历.. 
[06:15.00]I wouldn't.. I wouldn't call my online dating profile a resume. 我不会把我的私人约会文件称做简历. 
[06:20.48]Dating profile? No, I'm.. I'm talking about the work resume. 约会简历?不, 我是说..我是说工作简历 
[06:27.72]Whatever happened to just singing for no reason? 不论发生什么, 就只是毫无理由得唱歌. 
[06:32.52]Maybe people found it weird. 也许别人觉得奇怪. 
[06:37.13]So.. 也许 
[06:39.49]-Why do you want to leave Ralph Lauren? -What? -你为什么想离开拉夫.劳伦? -什么?  
[06:42.73]-I don't. -You don't? -我, 我没有. -你没有? 
[06:44.43]No, I love.. I love it there. 不. 我喜欢那里. 
[06:46.37]Well, if you don't want to leave, why are we having this lunch? 如果你不想离开, 为什么我们在这里吃午饭呢? 
[06:52.17]What? 什么? 
[06:55.98]That's Hugo Boss? 那是Hugo Boss(著名品牌)? 
[07:02.98]I believe what she's trying to tell you is that I'm her boss. 我觉得她想告诉你的是我是她老板 
[07:07.46]Mr. Boss.. Boss先生. 
[07:09.56]it is a pleasure to meet you. 见到你很高兴 
[07:22.54]This place is so depressing. If I had to work here, I'd kill myself. 这个地方太令人伤心了.  如果我在这里工作, 我会自杀的. 
[07:29.81]But you obviously haven't. 显然你不在. 
[07:33.51]-How can I help you? -I need to change my name, please. -我能帮你吗? -我想要改我的名字. 
[07:36.52]See, I need to change it because I'm hiding from the law. 我想改掉它因为我在逃避法律. 
[07:42.62]You're fun. 你很好. 
[07:44.69]-You need to fill out this form. -Okay. Well, just so I know.. -请填一下这个表格. -好 
[07:47.73]I don't know how it works. My name is Buffay.. 我只是不知道应该怎么做, 看, 我叫布费 
[07:50.20]and my husband's name is Hannigan. 我丈夫叫哈得根 
[07:52.10]So is it supposed to be "Buffay-Hannigan" or "Hannigan-Buffay"? 那么应该是布费.哈得根 还是哈得根.布费? 
[07:55.20]-It can be anything you want. -Well, not anything. -你想什么就是什么 -任何名字? . 
[07:58.04]Yeah. Anything. 是..任何 
[08:01.71]Oh, this could take a while. 哦, 那需要花些时间. 
[08:05.78]-Get out of my line. -Okay. -站到一边去. -好 
[08:12.65]-Hey. -Hey, Phoebe. -嘿 -嘿, 菲比 
[08:14.39]Oh, not anymore. I changed it today. 不再是了. 我今天改了我的名字. 
[08:17.09]-Oh, I'm sorry, Mrs. Hannigan. -Wrong again. -抱歉.  哈得根夫人. -又错了. 
[08:22.56]Apparently, you can change it to anything. 显然你能改成任何你想要的名字  
[08:24.87]So I thought, "All right, here's an opportunity to be creative." 所以我想, 这是发挥想象力的好机会. 
[08:28.10]So meet Princess Consuela Bananahammock. 所以来见过康斯薇拉.巴娜娜.哈莫克公主. 
[08:38.75]That's what we were gonna name the baby. 那是我想给我们宝宝的名字. 
[08:43.32]-Phoebe. -Princess Consuela. -菲比 -康斯薇拉公主. 
[08:47.32]You seriously changed your name to that? 你真的把你的名字改成那个了? 
[08:49.69]Okay, so from now on, we have to call you Princess Consuela? 好吧. 从今往后我们得叫你康斯薇拉公主了? 
[08:53.09]No, I'm gonna have my friends call me Valerie. 我知道. 我想让我的朋友叫我瓦莱丽. 
[09:00.37]-Hey, how did the interview go? -Not good. -嘿, 面试如何? -不妙. 
[09:04.01]I always feel that way after an interview. I'll bet it went better than you think. 你知道吗, 我经常这么觉得. 我打赌那会比你想得好. 
[09:08.28]Well, I didn't get the job at Gucci and I got fired from Ralph Lauren. 哎, 我没有得到Gucci的工作, 还丢了拉夫.劳伦的工作. 
[09:13.21]That is a bad interview. 那面试的确不好. 
[09:15.65]What are you talking about? How did this happen? 你在说什么呀? 怎么会这样? 
[09:18.35]My boss was at the same restaurant where I was having my interview.. 我老板在同一家餐厅 我在那里面试... 
[09:22.66]and he heard everything. 他听见了一切. 
[09:24.16]Later, he calls me into his office and tells me he'll have to let me go.. 后来他把我叫到他的办公室, 告诉我他要解雇我 
[09:28.06]because I'm not a team player. 因为我不合群. 
[09:29.86]And I said, "Wait a minute. Yes, I am." 然后我说“等等, 恩, 我的确不合群” 
[09:32.00]And then I had to sit there for 45 minutes.. 然后我得在那里坐45分钟 
[09:34.84]while he proved that that, in fact, was true. 而他证明了, 事实是这样的. 
[09:40.64]Oh, God, I'm so sorry. 哦, 真抱歉. 
[09:43.88]Hey. 嘿 
[09:45.35]What..? What's this? 这, 这是什么? 
[09:48.68]Why, it's a bottle of champagne. Why is this here? 是一瓶香槟! 为了什么? 
[09:52.69]-Ross. -I guess it's here.. -罗斯 -我想是 
[09:54.79]because I got tenure! 因为我得到了续约! 
[09:56.39]-Congratulations. -Congratulations. -恭喜你. -恭喜你. 
[09:58.46]This is the single greatest day of my professional career. 这是我职业生涯中最伟大的一天. 
[10:01.90]-Gunther. Six glasses. -Six? -冈瑟, 6个杯子. -6个? 
[10:04.20]-You want me to join you? -I thought Joey was here. Five is good. -你要我也喝? -我以为乔伊也在这儿 5个好了 
[10:11.51]Wow, I'm gonna have a loogey in my coffee tomorrow. 明天我要小心我的咖啡了.. 
[10:17.75]-Okay, I'll tell him. -No. No, nobody tell him. -好吧, 我告诉他 -不不, 谁也别告诉他 
[10:20.21]This is a big night for him. I don't wanna spoil it. 今晚对他很重要, 我不想破坏它 
[10:23.25]-Are you sure? -Yeah. I'll be fine. -你确定? -对, 确定 
[10:25.02]Okay. Everybody take one, okay? 好吧. 大家都来一杯怎样? 
[10:29.12]Israeli champagne. 以色列香槟 
[10:31.53]And it's vanilla. 还是香草味的 
[10:34.23]I got tenure. I didn't win the lottery. 我有了续约, 但我没有赢彩票. 
[10:37.93]Hey, Rach, so how did your thing go? 嘿, 瑞秋, 你的事怎么了? 
[10:40.50]Good. But I won't hear about that for a couple days. 挺好, 但是要几天以后再出结果. 
[10:43.70]Oh, you know what, you're gonna get it. I can feel it. 你知道吗, 你会得到工作的. 我能感觉到. 
[10:46.94]Can you? 你能吗? 
[10:49.24]All right, everybody, here's to Ross. 好的, 为了罗斯 
[10:51.25]And to years of hard work finally paying off. 为了几年的艰苦工作终于有了回报. 
[10:56.05]And to knowing that your career doesn't mean everything. 为了懂得你的工作并不意味着什么. 
[11:00.52]But also knowing it means a lot. 也为了懂得它意味着很多. 
[11:05.06]But more importantly, to full, well-rounded lives. 更为了多彩丰富的生活. 
[11:07.76]That center around work. 以工作为中心. 
[11:09.70]-To Ross. -To Ross. -为了罗斯 -为了罗斯 
[11:15.97]You know what the best part about this is? I can never be fired. 你知道最棒的是什么吗? 我永远都不会失业. 
[11:19.41]-Oh, God. -No, seriously. -哦, 天啊 -不, 说正经的.  
[11:20.98]I have job security for life. 我有了终生工作保障 
[11:23.68]You know? I mean, I never have to worry. 我是说我永远都不必为它而担心了. 
[11:26.35]Oh, look at you. Look how happy you are for me. 看看你. 看你多为我高兴. 
[11:32.19]No, it's not that. I got fired today. 不, 不是那样, 我今天被辞退了 
[11:35.72]And I didn't get the other job. 而且又没有得到新的工作. 
[11:41.43]Rach, I'm so sorry. 瑞秋, 很抱歉 
[11:44.70]-Great, I feel like an idiot. -No, it's okay. You didn't know. -太好了. 我觉得像个白痴. -不, 没什么. 你不知道. 
[11:50.04]Little heads-up would've been nice. 小小的机智应该会很好. 
[12:00.58]Thank you for letting us see the house again. 谢谢你再让他看看房子. 
[12:02.78]And thank you for explaining to us what escrow means. 也谢谢你解释 '契约'... 
[12:05.45]I've already forgotten what you said, but thank you. 我已经忘了你说什么. 但是, 谢谢你. 
[12:08.96]Take as long as you want. Just let me know when you're through. 想待多久就待多久. 你们看完之后告诉我. 
[12:14.73]-So glad you decided to come. -Me too. Yeah, this place is great. -很高兴你决定来. -我也是. 这地方真好.  
[12:18.17]So happy for you guys. Although, you know, I hope you like fungus. 真为你们高兴. 尽管你们知道我希望你们像蘑菇一样. 
[12:24.31]-What? -Fungus. -什么? -蘑菇.  
[12:25.94]Yeah. Place is full of it. 它们在任何地方都有. 
[12:28.18]No, it's not. We had an inspection and they didn't find anything. 不, 才不是. 我们检查过但没有找到不对的地方. 
[12:31.45]Okay. Then I guess I have dry eyes and a scratchy throat for no reason. 好吧. 我想我毫无原因地眼睛干燥喉咙痛. 
[12:35.18]Maybe it's because you hung your head out the window like a dog.. 也许是因为你整夜把头伸在窗外的缘故. 
[12:38.39]the whole ride here. 路上都伸在外面 
[12:41.82]Maybe. 也许. 
[12:43.52]So this is the living room, huh? It's pretty dark. 那这是客厅? 哦, 真暗啊. 
[12:51.53]-No, it's not. -Are you kidding? -才不是. -你在开玩笑.  
[12:53.77]I think I just saw a bat in the corner. 我想我刚才在角落看到只蝙蝠. 
[12:57.14]When your head was hanging out the window, it didn't hit a mailbox, did it? 当你的头伸在窗外的时候?  没有撞到信箱吧? 
[13:02.91]Maybe. 也许. 
[13:05.41]Look, I just think you guys can do better than this house, you know? 我只是觉得你们不买这个房子更好些,  
[13:08.75]Or any other house for that matter. 或者另一所房子. 
[13:10.95]Oh, Joey. 哦, 乔伊 
[13:12.49]We know you're having a hard time with this, but we.. 我们知道你觉得不好受, 但我们.. 
[13:15.12]-We love it here. -Fine! If you love this house so much.. -真的喜欢这里. -好吧. 好吧. 如果你喜欢这所房子  
[13:17.96]you should live here. Okay? I hope you get used to that weird humming sound. 你就应该住在这里? 我只是希望你们能习惯那种奇怪的声音. 
[13:23.93]-Joey, we know that's you. -No.. -乔伊, 我们知道那是你. -不..  
[13:26.77]it's not. 不是的. 
[13:34.44]-Welcome back. -I missed you. -欢迎回来. -我想你. 
[13:36.28]-Oh, me too. -So, what's new? -哦, 我也是. -有什么新鲜事? 
[13:38.28]Well, I am no longer Phoebe Buffay. 我不再是菲比.布费 
[13:40.92]-That's great. You changed your name? -Yes, I did. -太棒了. 你改名字了? -是的.  
[13:43.58]Meet Princess Consuela Bananahammock. 康斯薇拉.巴娜娜.哈莫克公主. 
[13:49.36]-You're kidding, right? -Nope. -你在开玩笑? -不. 
[13:51.53]-You really did that? -Yep. -你真的那么做了? -对. 
[13:53.89]You can't do that. 你不能那么做. 
[13:56.26]Why? 为什么?  
[13:57.63]Why? It's fun. It's different. No one else has a name like it. 为什么? 那很好玩 . 很不同. 没有人有那样的名字 
[14:02.67]Then I'm gonna change my name. 好吧. 我也要改我的名字. 
[14:04.34]Great. Okay, what are you gonna change it to? 好. 你要改成什么? 
[14:07.27]Crap Bag. 废物. 
[14:10.38]-Mike Crap Bag? -No. No "Mike." No, just "Crap Bag." -麦克废物? -不. 没有麦克. 不. 仅仅是废物.  
[14:14.35]First name: Crap. Last name: Bag. 姓废 名物. 
[14:17.85]-You're not serious, right? -Yeah, I'm serious. -你不是认真的吧? -我是认真的.  
[14:20.39]It's fun, it's different, and no one else has a name like that. 很好玩. 那很不同. 没有人用这样的名字. 
[14:23.82]Well, then great. If you love it, I love it. 好吧. 如果你喜欢, 我就喜欢. 
[14:27.66]I do love it. And I love your name. I love Princess Consuela. 我的确喜欢. 我也喜欢你的名字. 我喜欢康斯薇拉公主. 
[14:30.90]And I love Crap. 我喜欢废物. 
[14:42.51]-Who are you? -Oh, hi. I'm Joey. -你是谁? -哦, 是乔伊 
[14:45.61]My stupid friends are buying this house. Who are you? 我愚蠢的朋友要买这所房子, 你是谁? 
[14:48.62]I'm Mackenzie. My stupid parents are selling this house. 我是麦坎西. 我愚蠢的父母要卖这所房子. 
[14:54.69]I hate my parents. 我恨我的父母. 
[14:56.59]I hate my friends. 我恨我的朋友. 
[15:01.76]Look, there's gotta be a way that we can stop this from happening. 瞧, 我们能做一些事阻止他们. 
[15:05.27]Like what? 比如? 
[15:09.07]Okay, you come with me and you tell them that the house is haunted. 你跟我来告诉他们这房子闹鬼. 
[15:13.01]What are you,8? 你才8岁吗? 
[15:18.38]-Okay. Let's hear your great idea. -I don't have any great ideas. -好吧, 你有什么好主意. -我没有好主意  
[15:22.12]I am 8. 我才8岁. 
[15:26.52]There's gotta be a way. I mean, you know.. 一定要想一个办法. 
[15:28.66]if Monica and Chandler move here, and Phoebe's married to Mike.. 我是说, 你知道, 莫妮卡和钱德搬走了 菲比和麦克结婚了. 
[15:32.09]that just leaves me and Ross and Rach. You know what I mean? 只剩我和罗斯和瑞秋, 你知道意味着什么吗? 
[15:36.43]I really don't. 不太知道. 
[15:39.13]What am I gonna do? I feel like I'm losing my friends. 我能作什么? 我觉得我要失去我的朋友了. 
[15:42.54]-My parents say I'll make new friends. -Yeah, sure, easy for you. -我父母说我能交到新的朋友. -好吧, 对你而言很容易. 
[15:46.17]You're young. Me? I'm set in my ways. 你比我年轻. 我只能自己伤心. 
[15:50.78]This is what my mom was talking about. Whiners are wieners. 那就是我妈妈一直说的: 哭哭啼啼的人始终哭哭啼啼. 
[15:57.92]Look, you want your friends to be happy, right? 好吧. 你希望你的朋友开心, 是吗? 
[16:02.22]Yeah. Yeah, I guess. Yeah. 是的. 我想是的. 
[16:04.79]Well, if moving here is gonna make them happy, don't you want them to do it? 搬到这里来会让他们开心的. 你难道不希望他们这样吗? 
[16:09.63]Yeah. Maybe. 也许. 
[16:13.43]Then you've gotta let them go. 那你就应该让他们走. 
[16:20.77]Oh, I hate to admit it, but you're.. 我恨承认这个, 但你也许.. 
[16:23.31]You're probably right. 是对的. 
[16:26.18]How'd you get to be so smart? 你怎么那么会说话? 
[16:29.15]I read a lot. 我读了很多书. 
[16:32.09]Just when I thought we could be friends. 我认为我们能成为朋友. 
[16:38.29]Oh, hey, Rach. I just heard. I'm so sorry. 这里, 瑞秋. 我刚听见. 我很抱歉. 
[16:41.43]Oh, thank you.. 哦, 谢谢. 
[16:44.03]You still don't know my name, do you? 还是不知道我的名字, 是吗? 
[16:47.30]Well, now I don't have to. 现在我不用知道了. 
[16:53.37]Ross, what is taking you so long? 罗斯, 你怎么那么慢? 
[17:04.22]I'm sorry. It's almost as if this wasn't built for a quick getaway. 抱歉.我得说它的尺寸不适合搬动. 
[17:11.49]Rachel? 瑞秋? 
[17:13.43]Mark? Oh, my God. 马克? 哦, 天 
[17:16.43]-How have you been? -Fantastic. You remember Ross. -你怎么样? -太好了! 你记得罗斯? 
[17:20.27]Sure. Sure. 当然. 
[17:22.64]What's with the chair? 椅子怎么了? 
[17:26.21]You know, you can't always get a seat on the subway, so.. 你知道, 在地铁上没有座位... 
[17:31.38]Clever. 真聪明. 
[17:33.35]So how are you? 你怎么样? 
[17:35.38]You're not catching me on my best day. 真不巧. 
[17:37.55]Yeah, a box full of your desk stuff doesn't say "big promotion." 你办公桌里的东西不太安稳 
[17:40.82]No, but it's good. You know, I'm gonna take some time off.. 不, 但那很好, 你知道. 我要休息一段时间.. 
[17:44.66]-and do charity work. -Are you sure? -做一些慈善工作. -你肯定?  
[17:46.73]We may have something at Louis Vuitton. 我想我们现在需要人手. 
[17:48.73]Screw charity work. What do you got? 慈善工作, 你们有什么? 
[17:51.40]Why don't we have dinner and talk? 我们边吃饭边讨论吧? 
[17:53.73]-Great. I'll call you. -Okay. -我给你打电话. -好吧 
[17:56.54]-Nice to see you again. -Yeah. Yeah. I got tenure. -很高兴见到你. -啊..我有持续工作. 
[18:05.95]Oh, my God. 哦, 我的天. 
[18:07.11]See? I told you something good would come along. 看到没有, 我告诉你好事会来的. 
[18:09.72]And he seemed really nice. I've met him before? 他看起来真不错.我以前见过他吗? 
[18:12.82]Ross, that's Mark. 罗斯, 那是马克. 
[18:15.12]From Bloomingdale's? You were insanely jealous of him. Bloomingdales, 你嫉妒得发狂. 
[18:19.03]-That is Mark? -Yes. -那是马克  -是啊 
[18:21.06]I hate that guy. 我恨他. 
[18:23.76]No, no, no. You cannot go to dinner with him. 不, 不. 你不能和他吃饭. 
[18:26.47]-What? You don't want me to get a job? -Yeah, I'm sure he'll give you a job. -什么? 你不希望我有这份工作? -当然. 我肯定他会给你一份工作. 
[18:30.34]Maybe make you his "sex-cretary." 也许让你当他的性伴侣. 
[18:33.47]I'm serious. I just don't trust that guy, okay? 我是认真的. 我只是不相信他 
[18:36.04]You know what..? Okay, let's talk about it later. There comes security. 罗斯, 你知道吗? 好, 我们以后再谈. 保安来了. 
[18:51.23]Oh, I love this street. 我喜欢这个街道.  
[18:53.03]The trees and the big front yards and the actual picket fences. 树, 大的前院. 那个树桩. 
[18:57.87]Man, those two dogs are going at it. 那是两只狗! 
[19:04.47]-Hey. Where you been? -Oh, just, you know, looking around. -嘿. 你到哪里去了? -哦, 只是随处走走.  
[19:07.91]But you know what? 你知道吗 
[19:09.61]This house is great. 这房子太棒了. 
[19:11.91]Really? What changed your mind? 真的, 什么使你改变了? 
[19:13.88]The little girl who lives here made me feel better about the whole thing. 那个住在这里的小姑娘让我觉得好点. 
[19:18.25]Joey? There was a little girl who lived here, but she died, like, 30 years ago. 乔伊, 以前有小姑娘住在这儿但30年前就死了. 
[19:27.93]What? 什么? 
[19:30.13]I'm just messing with you. 我只是在吓你. 
[19:33.50]That's not funny. You know I'm afraid of little-girl ghosts. 这不好笑. 你知道我害怕小鬼. 
[19:37.50]Now that you're okay with the house, do you want to go see your room? 现在你喜欢这房子了, 你想看看你的房间吗? 
[19:41.84]What? 什么?  
[19:43.14]I get my own room? 我会有我自己的房间?  
[19:45.45]You don't think we'd buy a house and not have a Joey room, do you? 你不会认为我们买了房子却没有给你房间吧? 
[19:49.52]Oh, my God. 噢, 天. 
[19:54.19]Hey, can I have an aquarium? And a sex swing? 我能有个鱼缸吗? 加个做爱秋千? 
[19:59.33]-No. -Why not? I'll keep the tank clean. -不. -为什么不行? 我会保持干净的. 
[20:06.07]After you, Ms. Bananahammock. 你先请, 巴娜娜.哈莫克夫人. 
[20:08.14]Thank you, Mr. Bag. 谢谢,  废先生. 
[20:11.97]-Oh, hi, Rita. -How are you? -哦, 你好 瑞塔. -你怎么样? 
[20:13.77]Good. Oh, Rita's a massage client. 瑞塔是一个按摩的客户. 
[20:16.18]Yeah. 哦 
[20:17.74]Why don't you introduce me? 你为什么不介绍我? 
[20:22.25]Rita, this is my husband. 瑞塔, 这是我的丈夫. 
[20:24.95]Why don't you tell her my name? 我要你告诉她我的名字. 
[20:28.06]Okay, I will. This is.. This is my husband, Crap Bag. 好的, 我会的 这是我的丈夫废物. 
[20:34.96]Crap Bag? 废物?  
[20:36.23]If you need an easy way to remember it, just think of a bag of crap. 如果你需要记得简单点, 就把它想象成一包垃圾. 
[20:42.97]-Okay. Excuse me. -Yeah. -好的, 少陪了. -好 
[20:48.81]Okay, fine, you made your point. Can you please just be Mike Hannigan again? 好吧. 你的目的达到了. 你能再做我的麦克.哈得根? 
[20:52.95]Only if you'll be Phoebe Buffay. 如果你还是菲比.布费 
[20:56.15]How about..? How about Buffay-Hannigan? 布费-哈得根怎么样? 
[20:59.25]Really? 真的? 
[21:00.42]Yeah. I'm Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan-Bananahammock. 是, 我是菲比.布费-哈得根.巴娜娜.哈莫克 
[21:06.43]Do you even know what a banana hammock is? 你知道巴娜娜.哈莫克是什么吗? 
[21:08.83]It's a funny word. 那是个有趣的字. 
[21:10.63]It's a Speedo. 那是一种速率器. 
[21:16.67]Oh, crap. 噢, 废物 
[21:24.85]-What are you thinking about? -Oh, you know. -你在想什么 -哦… 
[21:27.15]The two dogs. 那两只狗 
[21:33.02]-Hey, is Rachel here? -Nope. -嘿, 瑞秋在吗?  -不. 
[21:35.76]She's still at dinner? 她还在吃晚饭? 
[21:37.62]-I guess. Why, who's she with? -That guy, Mark.. -我想是的. 她和谁在一起? -是马克. 
[21:40.36]from Bloomingdale's. She thinks he's just being nice to her. 一个家伙从 Bloomingdales来. 她认为他只是对她好,  
[21:43.60]But I know he really wants to sleep with her. 但我知道他想和她睡. 
[21:45.80]It's seven years ago. 已经7年了.  
[21:49.90]My time machine works. 我的时间机器起作用了! 
[21:53.64]We ran into him on the street today, and he said he might have a job for her. 我们今天在路上碰到他 他说也许他有工作给她 
[21:57.48]But I know he just wants to get into her pants. 但我知道他只是想让她接近他的裤子. 
[22:00.98]So, what if he wants to sleep with her? I mean, she's single, and he's cute. 那为什么他不想和她睡?  我是说她单身而且漂亮. 
[22:05.35]Excuse me? 什么? 
[22:07.42]Oh, please. 哦, 拜托 
[22:08.86]Yesterday, on the subway, you couldn't stop staring.. 昨天在地铁上, 你不停地.. 
[22:11.49]at that woman with the big breasts. 盯着一个大胸脯的女人看 
[22:13.53]For your information, I was staring at her baby. 象你看到的那样, 我在看她的宝宝.  
[22:16.56]We're about to be parents. 我们就要做父母了. 
[22:19.23]Oh, sorry. 哦, 对不起 
[22:31.31]-Hi, you guys. -Hi. So.. -嗨  大伙. -嗨. 
[22:34.51]-how was dinner? -Oh, it was great. Mark is so sweet. -晚饭怎么样? -噢, 很棒. Mark很好. 
[22:38.25]Oh, yeah? Yeah, I wonder why? What could that smarmy letch possibly want? 哦, 是吗, 我想知道为什么. 那个聪明的人更可能需要什么? 
[22:42.09]Oh, Ross. Come on. He is happily married. His wife just had twins. 哦, 罗斯, 别这样 他已经结婚了, 他的妻子生了双胞胎. 
[22:48.13]Should we send something? 我们说什么了? 
[22:51.13]How did the job stuff go? 工作怎么样? 
[22:54.03]He offered me one. 他给了我一个. 
[22:56.67]-That's great. -Congratulations. -太棒了! -恭喜你 
[22:58.94]I know, it's amazing. 我知道那很棒.  
[23:00.94]It's amazing. It's so much better than what I had at Ralph Lauren. 那很棒. 比我在拉夫.劳伦要好得多. 
[23:05.15]-The money is great. -Can we..? -薪水很不错. -我们? 
[23:07.65]Can we just stop for a second? Who said something better would come along? 我们能停一停吗. 是谁说一切都会好起来的, 啊?  
[23:12.29]You didn't believe me. I told you everything was gonna work out. 你不相信我. 我告诉你一切都会有起色. 
[23:15.96]You know what? This calls for a bottle of Israel's finest. 你知道吗, 这时候该来一瓶以色列佳酿  
[23:23.26]The job is in Paris. 工作在巴黎. 
[23:38.08]I mean, this soap opera is a great gig.. 我是说, 肥皂剧是很好的机会... 
[23:41.18]but am I missing opportunities? 但, 我错过了机会吗? 
[23:43.18]You know, I've always thought of myself as a serious actor. 你知道, 我总是觉得我自己是个严肃的演员. 
[23:46.22]Should I be trying to do more independent movies? 我指, 我是不是应该尝试更多的独立电影? 
[23:49.12]I don't know. 我不知道. 
[23:52.13]But you know what? I'm gonna put you on with my bear. 你知道吗, 我让我的熊听电话.  
[23:55.40]Hold on. 等等. 
[23:58.23]Hey, Bailey, I need some career advice. 嘿, 小熊, 我需要一些事业上的意见. 
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