[00:01.60]Hey, Chandler, why do you think they call it foosball? 嘿, 钱德, 你觉得他们为什么叫它足"求"? 
[00:05.17]- Know what I like about you, Joe? - What? - 知道我喜欢你哪点吗, 乔伊? - 哪点? 
[00:07.60]You're curious. 你爱提问. 
[00:10.34]- Hey. - Hi. - 嘿. - 嗨. 
[00:11.84]I'll drop Emma off at my mom's if we're still on tonight. 如果我们今晚继续 我就把艾玛放在我妈那 
[00:14.61]- Oh, you bet. Yeah. - Okay. - 噢, 肯定. 是的. - 好的. 
[00:17.51]- Say, "Bye." - Bye. - 说 "拜拜" - 拜拜. 
[00:19.91]- Bye. - Bye. - 拜. - 拜. 
[00:23.02]- So you and Rachel tonight, huh? - Yeah. -今晚和瑞秋有约，呃？ -对 
[00:25.82]Yeah, it's actually our first official date. 我们第一次正式约会。 
[00:28.26]Wow, so tonight may be the night. You nervous? 哇！看样子今晚有事发生！ 你紧张吗？ 
[00:31.16]No. This is the part I'm actually good at. 不，不。这是我最擅长的。 
[00:36.13]What must it be like not to be crippled by fear and self-loathing? 即使是恐惧和自我厌恶情绪也不能产生影响？ 
[00:40.87]It's okay. 对！ 
[00:43.61]How can you be so confident? 你怎么能这么有信心？ 
[00:46.11]Well, I know exactly what I'm gonna do. 呃，我……因为我明确地知道我要做什么！ 
[00:49.11]- Really? Like, you have a routine? - No. See, each woman is different. - 真的？就像例行公事？ - 不不不。知道吗，女人个个都不同。 
[00:53.55]You have to appreciate their uniqueness. 你要欣赏到她们的特性。 
[00:56.79]- Really? - No, I do six things. - 真的？ - 不，我会做六件事！ 
[00:59.92]First, I look deep into her eyes, then I kiss her. 首先，我要深情地望着她的眼睛 然后，我会吻她。 
[01:04.26]Next, I take my hand and I softly graze her thigh. 随后我用手轻轻地擦过她的大腿 
[01:09.43]You mean like this? 你是说这样？ 
[01:15.94]No, not like that. No, no. No, like this: 不！不是像那样，不不。 是像这样 
[01:23.28]I see what you mean. That's quite nice. 噢，我知道你的意思了，真的感觉很棒。 
[01:31.25]- More foosball? - And beer. - 再来一局桌上足球？ - ……还有啤酒！！ 
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[02:22.20]- Hey. - Hey. - 嗨！ - 嗨！ 
[02:24.44]Hey, sweetie. 嗨，亲爱的！ 
[02:33.08]Hey, stop staring at my wife's legs. 嘿！不许看我老婆的腿！ 
[02:36.72]No, no. Stop staring at your sister's legs. 不不！不许看你妹妹的腿！ 
[02:41.29]I'm sorry, it's just.. How'd you get so tan? 对不起，只是…… 你怎么晒得皮肤？ 
[02:44.53]She went to one of those spray-on tan places. 她去了一个那种喷雾晒肤俱乐部 
[02:48.40]That was supposed to be a secret. 那应该是个秘密. 
[02:51.93]Did I say spray-on tan places? 我是说的喷雾晒肤俱乐部? 
[02:54.24]I meant surf contest. 我是说冲浪竞赛. 
[02:57.21]Which she won. 她获胜的那个. 
[03:00.61]You got a spray-on tan? 呃，你做了喷雾晒肤？ 
[03:03.18]Chandler gets pedicures! 钱德去美甲了！ 
[03:05.88]What? You do? Like, with the toe separators? 什么？你做了美甲？ 你用了那种脚趾隔离器？ 
[03:09.82]Why? Why? 为……为什么？ 
[03:13.19]I can't believe that's sprayed on. 我还是不能相信那是喷雾晒肤的结果…… 
[03:15.06]I mean, it looks really good. I wonder if I should get one. 我是说，这看起来不错 我也想做一次！ 
[03:18.36]Sure, then you should get a miniskirt so you can really show it off. 当然，然后你应该穿上超短裙去街上秀给别人看。 
[03:22.93]So do you get colors or just French tips? 那么，你是涂了趾甲油还是只留了法式的长趾甲？ 
[03:30.81]- Here. Here's their card. - Thanks. - 在这儿。我这儿有张卡。 - 谢谢。 
[03:34.88]Hey, I know where this place is. 嗨，我知道这个地方！ 
[03:37.38]It used to be an X-rated video.. 那儿曾经是个成人录影带…… 
[03:43.08]Florist. 花店。 
[03:48.62]- Hey. - Hey, Phoebe. -嗨！ -嗨！菲比！ 
[03:51.43]You won't believe who moved back to town. 噢，你们不会相信谁搬回来了。 
[03:53.60]I know. Amanda. 我知道，阿蔓达！ 
[03:55.20]- She called me too. She's the worst. - Who's Amanda? -啊！她也给我打电话了！她是最差劲的！ -谁是阿蔓达？ 
[03:58.57]She's this girl who lived in the building before you did. 她是你搬进来以前住你那间房子的女人。 
[04:01.54]Then she moved to England and picked up this fake British accent. 后来她搬去英国了， 还学了假惺惺的英国口音。 
[04:04.97]On the machine, this is her message: 她在我留言机上的留言是这样的： 
[04:07.41]"Monica, darling, it's Amanda calling." “莫妮卡，亲爱的！ 阿蔓达在给你打电话！” 
[04:12.35]Are you trying to do a British accent? 你是要模仿英国口音？ 
[04:18.19]Chandler gets pedicures. 钱德去美甲了！ 
[04:22.29]Just so I know, how many more of those can I expect? 我只想知道 我还要受多少次这种奚落？ 
[04:26.29]Know what Amanda said when she called me? 你知道阿蔓达跟我是在电话上是怎么说的？ 
[04:28.83]"Oh, so sorry to catch you on your mobile." “哦，很抱歉打你的手机！ 
[04:32.93]If you didn't wanna get me on my mobile, then don't call me on my mobile. 如果—如果你不想跟我在手机上说 那就别给我手机打电话！” 
[04:38.14]And she always brags about all the famous people she's met. 我知道， 她还老是拿她碰到的名人来吹牛。 
[04:41.68]Oh, I know! 噢，我知道！ 
[04:43.31]"I slept with Billy Joel." “哦……我跟乔尔.比利睡觉了”。 
[04:46.95]All right, who hasn't? 好吧，可那是谁？ 
[04:49.32]What are we gonna do? I don't wanna see her. 噢，我们该怎么办？ 我不想见她！ 
[04:52.12]Let's just cut her out. 呃，我们隔离了她！ 
[04:53.96]- What? - Cut her out of our lives. - 什么？ -把她从我们的生活里隔离！ 
[04:56.96]Just ignore her calls and dodge her till she gets the point. 不理她的电话， 躲开她直到她明白过来！ 
[05:00.60]Well, I guess we could try that. But it seems so harsh. 哦，我觉得我们可以试试， 不过……有点太苛刻了吧！ 
[05:04.83]- Have you ever done that? - No. Had it done to me, though. - 你这么做过吗？ - 没，不过有人对我做过。 
[05:09.10]Feels good. 感觉不错！ 
[05:15.44]All right, Mr. Geller, right this way. 好的盖勒先生！ 请走这边！ 
[05:20.45]So how dark do you wanna be? We have one, two or three. 那么，你想要多深呢？ 我们有一级、二级和三级。 
[05:24.29]Well, I like how you look. What are you? 呃……我喜欢你的颜色 你是什么等级的？ 
[05:26.79]- Puerto Rican. - Two. I think a two. - 我是波多黎各人。 - 二级，我想要二级。 
[05:32.19]You'll face the red light. 你要面对着红灯。 
[05:33.76]When the light's on, the spraying's about to start, so close your eyes. 红灯亮的时候喷淋开始， 所以，闭上眼睛 
[05:37.77]When the spraying stops, count to five.. 喷淋停止的时候，数五下。 
[05:40.50]pat yourself to avoid drip marks, then turn to get your back. Got it? 向后仰一点防止出现液体流下的痕迹 然后转身我们就可以喷你背后了。明白了？ 
[05:44.71]Spray, count, pat and turn. Spray, count and pat. 喷，数，仰，然后转，喷，数，仰。 
[05:49.21]- You catch on quick. - Well, I have a Ph.D., so.. - 哇，你掌握得真快。 - 那当然，我有个PHD，所以…… 
[06:16.10]One Mississippi, two Mississippi, three.. 一只绵羊，两只绵羊，三只绵…… 
[06:20.41]Wait, wait! I'm not.. I'm not finished counting! 等等！等等！我还没…… 我还没数完呢！！ 
[06:29.92]You sprayed my front twice! 你喷了我正面两次！ 
[06:32.42]- You never turned? - No! I barely got to "three Mississippi"! - 你没转身吗？ -没有，我甚至还没数到三只绵羊呢。 
[06:35.86]Mississippi? I said count to five. 绵羊？ 我是说数到五！ 
[06:40.26]Mississippi-less-ly? 不要绵羊？ 
[06:43.53]Well, how bad is it? 好吧，那这有多糟糕？ 
[06:45.57]Not that bad yet. But it gets darker for the next four hours. 不会多糟糕的 不过随后的四个小时颜色会变得越来越深。 
[06:49.07]- So how dark will it get? - You got sprayed with two twos and.. - 那么，会变得多深？ - 你喷了两遍二级而且…… 
[06:52.91]I'm a four? 我是四级的了？ 
[06:55.64]Yeah, but your back's a zero. You'll wanna even that out. 对，不过你背上是零级。 你想让前后一样 
[06:59.11]Really? 是吧? 
[07:01.62]- You might wanna get back in there. - Oh, okay! - 你可能要再进去一次。 - 好吧！ 
[07:13.29]Wait a minute, there's no light on the back wall. 等等，等等， 后面墙上没有灯！ 
[07:16.30]How do I know when it's gonna start? Hello? 我怎么知道它什么时候开始？ 有人吗？ 
[07:21.44]My eyes! 我的眼睛！ 
[07:36.45]The same thing happened again! 我重蹈了自己的覆辙！ 
[07:38.89]- You got two more twos? - I'm an eight! - 你又做了两次二级？ - 我是八级的了！ 
[07:47.40]Thanks for dinner. 谢谢你的晚餐。 
[07:50.20]I thought you paid. 我还以为是你付的钱呢。 
[07:53.87]Guess we won't be going back there. 哈，看来我们以后再也不会去那儿了。 
[07:57.57]- So.. - Yeah. - 那么。 - 好吧。 
[08:10.62]Hey, what do you say we move this onto the likes of the couch? 嘿，我们到沙发上去 你说怎么样？ 
[08:14.59]I say cheesy line, but okay. 我要说‘烂主意’，不过，行。 
[08:37.58]- What's the matter? - I don't know. I'm sorry. - 怎么了？ - 对不起，我也不知道，对不起， 
[08:40.38]- I don't know why I did that. - Okay. - 我不知道为什么那么做！ - 好吧。 
[08:43.48]Okay. Sorry. 真对不起。 
[08:57.67]I'm sorry. Again, I don't know what happened. I must be nervous. 再一次，对不起！我不知道…我怎么了 我一定是太紧张了！ 
[09:01.37]I don't get it. Chandler loved it. 我搞不懂，钱德很喜欢的！ 
[09:07.68]I promise. I won't do it again. I really do. This is gonna be great. 好吧，我保证，我保证，我不会再这么做了。 真的，我保证。这次会很完美的。 
[09:11.71]- Okay. - Okay. - 好吧。 - 好吧。 
[09:31.30]Was that good for you? 呃，你喜欢这样? 
[09:36.90]No, don't get it. Let the machine pick up. 不，不，别接。 让答录机接。 
[09:39.47]Yeah, it could be Rachel asking if someone could babysit again. 哦，对 可能又是瑞秋要我们帮她看孩子。 
[09:45.08]- It could be Amanda. - Oh, you're right. - 可能是阿蔓达！ - 哦，对了！ 
[09:48.98]I was just kidding about Rachel. Babysitting's a gas. 我只是拿瑞秋开玩笑的。 看孩子很好玩！ 
[09:54.52]Hello, Monica. It's Amanda calling again. 莫妮卡，你好。 是阿蔓达又打来电话。 
[09:57.93]I'm in the neighborhood, hoping I could pop by your flat. 我就在隔壁 想到你家来坐坐。 
[10:00.80]You're from Yonkers! Your last name is Buffamonteezi! 你来自扬克斯！ 你姓Buffo-Martisis！ 
[10:05.60]Let's see. So should you get this directly.. 我看……为了确保你知道了 
[10:08.24]ring me back on my mobile. 给我的手机回电话 
[10:09.87]Okay, don't hold thy breath. 好了，别憋住气说话！ 
[10:14.98]- Hello? Is someone on the line? -  Yes. I was looking for Monica. - 喂？有人在用电话吗？ -  对，我在找莫妮卡。 
[10:18.95]Hang on, she's right here. 等等，她在这儿。 
[10:24.29]- Someone's on the phone for you. - We weren't picking up. It's Amanda. - 有人打电话，找你的。 - 我们在过滤电话呢，是阿蔓达！ 
[10:29.52]I get pedicures. 我做美甲了！ 
[10:35.06]Hi, Amanda. 嗨，阿蔓达！ 
[10:39.20]Actually, now is not a good time. 实际上……现在……现在不太合适。 
[10:43.54]Dinner tomorrow night? 明晚一起吃晚饭？ 
[10:46.11]Okay, Phoebe and I will see you then. 好的，我和菲比都会到的！ 
[10:48.68]Why? Why? Why didn't you just say no? 为什么，为什么，为什么你不拒绝！ 
[10:51.35]Well, I said no to her coming over now. I couldn't say no twice. 呃，我已经拒绝让她来了！ 我不能拒绝她两次！ 
[10:55.22]I got this uncontrollable need to please people. 我有种不由自主地取悦别人的需要！ 
[10:59.15]Fine. Fine. You would not hold up well under torture. 好吧，好吧！ 一拷问你就会招的！ 
[11:03.39]- Oh, and you would? - I did. - 那你呢？ - 我已经招了！ 
[11:09.60]- Rach, are you sure you wanna do this? - Absolutely. - 瑞秋，你确定你想吗？ - 当然！当然！ 
[11:12.57]It's just a little weird. It's you, and it's me. 我……只是有点奇怪，是你和我 
[11:15.04]- It'll just take some getting used to. - Okay. - 我们需要点时间来习惯。 - 好吧。 
[11:17.94]Okay, well, how can we make it easier? 啊… 我们怎么能让这个变得容易点？ 
[11:22.21]Okay. Let's work from the top down. 好吧，让我们从上往下！ 
[11:29.55]- Just work the bra, Joe. - Okay, got it, yeah. Absolutely. - 解开我的胸罩，乔伊！ - 好的，呃，明白了。 
[11:35.62]- Okay. - Okay. - 好吧。 - 好吧。 
[11:51.97]- Is this thing welded shut? - Okay. - 这玩意儿焊住了吗？！ - 哦！. 
[11:55.58]- You want a little help? - No. - 要我帮忙吗？ - 不！ 
[11:57.08]- Okay. - I can handle it. Okay? - 好吧！ - 我能处理这个！ 
[11:59.11]- I've been opening these since I was 9. - Nine? -我9岁的时候就会了。 - 9岁就会了？ 
[12:02.48]- What kind of 9-year-old girl wears a bra? - No, no. I was 9. - 9岁的女孩穿胸罩？ - 不，不，是我9岁的时候。 
[12:05.95]See, she was 16. Okay? Yeah. 呃，她16岁?  
[12:08.76]My parents had.. I can't talk and work at the same time! 我爸爸妈妈已经… 哦！我不能一边说一边做！ 
[12:15.46]All right, turn around. I gotta get a look at this thing. 好了，转个身，我得看看这东西。 
[12:24.97]Sorry. 对不起！ 
[12:29.54]Well, this is romantic. 这真够浪漫的！ 
[12:31.68]I'm sorry. This has never happened to me before. 对不起！ 这种事从来没有发生在我身上！ 
[12:34.58]I'm an expert at taking off bras. I could do it with one hand. 我是解胸罩的专家！ 我一只手就能解开！ 
[12:37.69]I could do it with my eyes closed. Once I just looked at one.. 我闭着眼睛也行！ 有一次我只看了一眼 
[12:40.92]and it popped open. 它自己就开了！ 
[12:43.42]- I blame your bra. - It's a standard-issue bra clasp. - 都怪你的胸罩！ - 这是个标准型的胸罩搭扣！ 
[12:47.76]Then I blame you. Yeah. That's right. You threw me off with all your slapping. 那就怪你！对！ 是你把我的天赋都打走了！ 
[12:52.07]Okay, look, I'm really sorry about that, Joey. 好吧，我真的 真的很抱歉，乔伊！ 
[12:56.37]But do you think maybe, on some level, you don't want to take off my bra? 可你想过吗？ 可能是你潜意识里不想脱掉我的胸罩？ 
[13:05.18]No, I don't have another level. 啊！我没有那种潜意识！！ 
[13:24.33]Hi. 嗨！ 
[13:27.94]Oh, dear God. 哦，天啊！ 
[13:29.77]Hold on. There's something different. 等等！有点不对劲。 
[13:35.61]I went to that tanning place your wife suggested. 我去了你老婆推荐的地方。 
[13:38.95]Was that place the sun? 那那个地方……是太阳？ 
[13:43.68]Oh, and it gets worse. 哦！比那还糟！ 
[13:49.79]Oh, my God, you can do a duet of "Ebony and lvory" all by yourself. 哦，天呐！ 你一个人就能同时表现黑檀木和象牙! 
[13:55.90]How could you mess this up? It's so easy. 你怎么能搞成这样？ 这很容易呀！ 
[13:58.60]You go in the booth, count to five and turn around. 你进到小隔间里 数到五，转身！！ 
[14:01.54]- How do you count to five? - One, two, three.. - 你是怎么数到五的？ - 一、二、三…… 
[14:04.04]Damn it! 可恶！ 
[14:07.71]I know! 我知道！ 
[14:12.28]What is up with Miss Hawaiian Tropic? 噢，哦！偏移的热带发生了什么？ 
[14:16.62]How was your date with Joey? 你和乔伊的约会怎么样？ 
[14:18.42]Well, it was good, until we got back to our apartment. 嗯，还不错…… 至少在我们回家之前 
[14:23.16]And then we were fooling around and he started to put his hand up my leg.. 后来我们就搞砸了 他把手放在我的腿上 
[14:26.99]and I kept slapping it away. 可我却不停的打开它！ 
[14:28.80]You didn't like that? 你不喜欢？ 
[14:32.13]Well, it wasn't just me, all right? He freaked out too. 嗯，不光是我，明白吗？ 他也出问题了！ 
[14:35.14]He couldn't even undo my bra. 他甚至解不开我的胸罩！ 
[14:37.07]Really? One time he just looked at my bra and it popped open. 哇，真的？有一次 他只看了我的胸罩一眼，它就自己嘣开了。 
[14:43.81]I do not know what's wrong with us. 我不知道我们怎么了 
[14:46.31]We've kissed before and that's been great. 我是说 我们以前接吻过，那很好！ 
[14:49.02]But this time it was leading somewhere.. 可是，可是这次 
[14:51.09]and I was very aware of the fact that it was Joey touching me. 我明白那是乔伊在抚摸我。 
[14:54.76]You guys have been friends forever. 呃，你们要永远做朋友了。 
[14:56.82]The first time you kissed Ross was weird. 记得你第一次吻罗斯吗? 那次多奇怪！ 
[14:59.56]You couldn't stop laughing. You got through that. 你不停的笑？ 可你渡过了。 
[15:02.83]Okay. That's true. That's true, we can do this. 对，是这样。 是这样，我们能行。 
[15:06.40]You're right. We can do this. We'll just power through. 对，对，我们能行。 我们有能力渡过！ 
[15:09.90]Chandler, can I talk to you for a second? 嗨，钱德 我能跟你谈谈吗？ 
[15:12.31]No need, problem solved. We are powering through. 没必要了！！ 问题解决了，我们要努力渡过。 
[15:23.28]Chandler, stop. It's not going to pop open. 钱德，停下！他不会嘣开的。 
[15:25.82]You don't know. 你怎么知道！ 
[15:31.53]- Hi, Phoebe. - Hey. - 嗨，菲比！ - 嗨！ 
[15:33.29]- Is Amanda here yet? - No. - 阿蔓达来了吗？ - 还没。 
[15:35.70]I'm sorry for screwing up that "cutting her out" plan, but I have a new plan. 好吧，我很抱歉搞砸了那个隔离她的计划。 不过我有了个新计划。 
[15:39.80]Chandler will call in a few minutes with an emergency. 钱德答应我几分钟以后给我打个紧急电话。 
[15:43.10]Okay, what kind of emergency gets us both out of here? 哦！ 那，什么紧急的事情能把我们两个人都叫走呢？ 
[15:46.44]What do you think of Mike and Chandler being in a car accident? 这样，你觉得麦克和钱德出了车祸怎么样？ 
[15:50.68]- Are you kidding? I love it! - Okay. - 你开玩笑，我太喜欢了！ - 好！ 
[15:54.72]- Hi. - Hi. - 嗨！ - 嗨！ 
[15:57.89]Hello! 你好！ 
[16:01.12]It's so nice to see you. 看到你们真好！ 
[16:03.39]Both of you, look at me. Look how young I look! 你们两个！看看我。 看我看起来多年轻！ 
[16:09.40]Oh, gosh, we have so much to catch up on. 噢，天呐！ 我们有太多的事情要分享了！ 
[16:12.20]But first things first. Touch my abs. I don't exercise at all. 不过最首要的是： 摸摸我的腹肌，我一点儿都没锻炼！ 
[16:17.74]Oh, gosh. So, Monica, you're married. 噢，天呐，莫妮卡，你结婚了！ 
[16:20.67]- Yeah, his name is Chandler and he's.. - Oh, smell my neck. - 对！对！他叫钱德而且…… - 闻闻我的脖子！ 
[16:25.21]It's not perfume. It's me. It's my natural scent. 这不是香水！这是我！ 这是我自然的体香！ 
[16:32.45]Musty. 发霉了！ 
[16:35.22]Gosh, this is brilliant. Gosh, it's just like old times. 噢！天呐！这太完美了。 天呐，就像以前一样， 
[16:39.63]I'm so happy you two are friends again. 真高兴看到你们俩又和好了！ 
[16:42.90]- When were we not friends? - Well, it was 1992. - 我们什么时候不是朋友了？ - 呃，是1992年， 
[16:45.90]And I remember, because that was the year I had sex with Evel Knievel. 我记得是因为那年我和肯尼.伊夫上床了。 
[16:52.11]We were friends in 1992. 呃，1992年我们是朋友啊。 
[16:53.97]No, I distinctly remember you were dodging her calls.. 不，我清楚地记得你当时在过滤她的电话， 
[16:57.31]and trying to avoid seeing her. 还尽量不见她。 
[17:00.61]- You were going to cut me out? - Well, kind of. - 你在隔离我？ - 呃……差不多吧。 
[17:04.89]- Oh, my God! - Oh, bugger. - 噢，我的天！ - 噢！见鬼。 
[17:07.02]Should I not have said that? I feel like a perfect arse. 我是不是不该说？ 我觉得自己就像个饭桶！ 
[17:14.40]Well, in America, you're just an ass. 对，对，不过在美国你只是个蠢蛋！ 
[17:21.70]Hello? 喂？ 
[17:23.54]Chandler, what's wrong? 钱德，怎么了？ 
[17:25.77]Oh, my God, are you all right? Yeah, I'll be right there. 噢，天呐，你没事吧？ 好的，我马上到。 
[17:30.01]I'm so sorry, but Chandler was in a car accident. 对不起。钱德出车祸了。 
[17:33.35]- Oh, my God. - Yeah. - 噢，我的天。 - 噢！ 
[17:35.12]- Was Mike with him? - Nope. - 麦克跟他一起吗？ - 没！ 
[17:43.02]- Got the champagne? - Yes. Ready to power through. - 买了香槟了？ - 是，女士，准备好加速过渡了！ 
[17:45.69]Excellent. Put it on ice, the phone is off the hook.. 太棒了！把它放到冰桶里 电话线已经拔了 
[17:48.80]and, in the interest of powering through.. 集中精力加速过渡！ 
[18:00.97]Oh, sure. Now. Yeah. 哦，好，现在 
[18:03.51]Okay, sexy.. 好了，性感点儿，性感点儿 性感点儿 
[18:05.68]very sexy. Sexy. All right, let's do it! 很性感 好了！我们开始！ 
[18:10.22]Okay, you're scaring me a little bit. 好的，你有点儿吓到我了。 
[18:12.39]Get over it, soldier, we gotta do this. 噢！过来大兵，我们要开始了！ 
[18:15.96]- Okay. You like that, huh? - Oh, yeah. - 好的，啊！你喜欢是不是？ - 哦，是的。 
[18:19.16]You like that? Let's kick this into high gear, huh? 你喜欢吗？我们开始换到高速档。 
[18:24.30]Yeah, baby! I'll show you how we do it! 对，宝贝儿， 我来告诉你我们怎么做！ 
[18:26.47]No, no, no! 不，不，不！ 
[18:27.97]You kneed me in my misters! 你顶住我的小先生了！ 
[18:29.90]What? Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. 什么？噢，天呐！ 对不起 
[18:35.08]Joey? Are you okay? 乔伊？你还好吗？ 
[18:42.32]Soldier down. 大兵牺牲了！ 
[18:48.26]We are not friends with Phoebe anymore. 我们和菲比不再是朋友了。 
[18:50.92]If she asks, I protested a little, but okay. 要是她问起来 我会表示一点抗议，不过没问题！ 
[18:55.90]I just found out that she tried cutting me out. 我刚知道，她曾经试图隔离我！ 
[18:58.33]Can you think of any reason why someone would want to do that? 你有没有想过人为什么那样做？ 
[19:01.34]What is wrong with me, Chandler? Tell me. 我怎么了，钱德？告诉我 
[19:04.17]I had a very bad car accident. 我出了严重的车祸！ 
[19:08.71]Chandler, thank God you're alive. Monica, can I talk to you outside? 噢，钱德！感谢上帝你还活着。 莫妮卡，能和你到外面谈谈吗？ 
[19:12.81]- I have nothing to say to you. - My flat is twice this size. - 我跟你没什么可说的。 - 哇，我的房子有这两个大！ 
[19:19.12]You know, they asked me to be one of the Spice Girls. 你要知道, 他们曾经邀我参加辣妹组合 
[19:25.19]Please, Monica, in the hall? 好嘛，莫妮卡！去走廊里？ 
[19:30.56]Oh, that accident must have been terrible. 噢，那场车祸一定很恐怖。 
[19:34.40]You look positively ghastly. 你看起来脸色苍白得厉害。 
[19:39.54]Well, aren't you a treat. 好了，你不开心吗？ 
[19:42.94]I can't believe you tried to cut me out. Why, Phoebe? Why? 我简直不能相信你要隔离我。 为什么菲比，为什么？ 
[19:46.58]It was right after we were living together.. 那是在我们住在一起以后 
[19:49.05]and you were driving me crazy, okay? 你快要把我逼疯了，知道吗？ 
[19:51.25]You were really controlling and compulsive and shrill. 你什么都要控制，强制，还要尖叫。 
[19:55.06]Well, I'm still all those things! 我现在仍然这样！ 
[19:58.39]You're also so generous and kind and scrappy. 你现在还很慷慨 善良，斗志旺盛！ 
[20:05.77]I am scrappy. 我斗志旺盛。 
[20:07.97]Exactly. No matter what I tried to do, I couldn't keep you out of my life. 当然！看，无论我要做什么 我都不能把你从生活中剔除。 
[20:12.64]Of all the people I've cut out.. 在我隔离的所有人中 
[20:14.34]you were the only one who ever clawed her way back in. 你是唯一一个我又把她拉回来的。 
[20:19.85]That's because I'm scrappy. 因为我斗志旺盛？ 
[20:22.08]Yeah, you are, and I'm so glad that you fought your way back in.. 对，是的。 而且我也很高兴你通过斗争又回来了， 
[20:25.75]because I don't know what I would do without you. 因为我不知道没有你该怎么办。 
[20:28.66]I don't know what I would do without you. 我也不知道没有你该怎么办。 
[20:36.33]Well, I guess we should go back in. I mean, you gave me another chance. 好吧，我想我们该回去了 既然你又给了我一次机会 
[20:40.57]- We should do the same for Amanda. - Yeah, I guess you're right. - 我们应该用同样的方法对付阿蔓达  - 对，你说得对。 
[20:52.55]Can you believe it? I've never had any professional dance training. 你能相信吗？ 我从来没有受过专业舞蹈训练。 
[21:05.79]Now, let me explain how this works. You go into the booth and.. 现在我来给你解释她是怎么工作的。 你走进隔间，然后…… 
[21:08.86]I'm gonna stop you right there, Glenda. Okay? 就说到这儿吧，葛兰达。好吗？ 
[21:13.63]Does it look like this is my first time? 我看起来像是第一次吗？呃？ 
[21:16.57]Now, I want four two's, and I want them all on my back. 我现在想要一个四倍的二级 ……而且我想都喷到背上。 
[21:22.71]Okay. 好吧…… 
[21:37.22]Wait. There's two sets of nozzles! Which one is it? Which one is it? 等等，这儿有两套喷嘴儿 应该用哪一个？哪个……哪个才是？ 
[21:44.63]Oh, son of a bitch! 哦！浑蛋！ 
[21:53.11]Are you kidding? 你在开玩笑吗？ 
[21:58.35]- How did we do? - I'm a twelve. - 我们干怎么办？ - 我只有12岁！ 
[22:07.35]What is the matter with us? 我们到底怎么了？ 
[22:10.42]Well, I know what's the matter with me. 呃，我知道我到底怎么了。 
[22:13.39]No, I mean with us, you know? I mean, is it supposed to be this.. 不，我是说我们，知道吗。 我是说，真的应该这么…… 
[22:18.37]difficult? 困难吗？ 
[22:21.80]I don't know. 我不知道。 
[22:23.74]That fake British woman's a real bitch, but she sure can dance. 这个假惺惺英国腔的女人真是个婊子 可她还真的以为自己会跳舞…… 
[22:28.34]- Hey. - Hi. - 嗨！ - 嗨！ 
[22:29.88]Hey, listen, can I ask you a question? When you and Monica first hooked up.. 嘿，听着，能问你个问题吗？ 你和莫妮卡刚好上的时候 
[22:34.25]was it weird going from friends to more than that? 从朋友到超越那层关系的时候有什么怪事吗？ 
[22:39.85]Kind of. Sneaking around, having to hide from you guys.. 应该……你知道， 到处躲藏，跟你们玩捉迷藏…… 
[22:43.12]No, no, no. No, I mean.. 不，不，不……不是 我是说…… 
[22:45.36]sexually. 性方面…… 
[22:47.19]Yeah, was there a part of you that felt like it was.. 呃，是不是你们俩某方面 ……感觉…… 
[22:52.33]really wrong? 这么做不对？ 
[22:56.70]Actually, no. No, it felt right, you know? 实际上，不是。 没有，感觉很好。 
[22:59.87]If felt like, "I can't believe we haven't been doing this the whole time." 知道吗，感觉就像 呃……我不能相信我们居然一直没这么做。 
[23:06.15]I can tell from your expressions that's the good news you were hoping for. 我能从你们的话里听出来， 好消息是你们想…… 
[23:12.49]Well, I'm gonna go continue to spread the joy. 好吧，我想我该做的是 ……继续传播快乐。 
[23:23.20]Just because it happened that way for them doesn't mean it has to for us. 好吧 他们的反应是那样的不见得我们也要那样。 
[23:27.17]Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. 对，对……完全正确。 
[23:29.00]I mean, just because something's difficult doesn't mean that you quit. 我是说，事情困难并不意味着你要退却。 
[23:32.64]- Right, totally. - Yeah. And so.. - 完全正确。 - 好吧 
[23:34.57]we'll just keep trying and trying until we do it. 那我们会不停地试啊 试啊，直到我们……成功。 
[23:38.61]If not, we'll just be a couple that never has sex. 对，如果不行的话， 我们就作为一一对没有性爱的夫妇吧。 
[23:41.28]That's a plan. 这也是个……计划。 
[23:56.96]- I did not see this coming. - I know. - 哇……我看这种事不会发生。 - 我知道。 
[24:02.07]I don't know, I don't get it. I mean, I was so sure this is what I wanted. 那我就不明白了。 我说，我很确定我确实需要啊。 
[24:08.91]Me too. 呃……我也是…… 
[24:14.75]Well, how come Monica and Chandler could do it? 我想知道莫妮卡和钱德是怎么做到的？ 
[24:24.79]I guess they weren't as good friends as we are. 我想或许他们不像我们是一对这么好的朋友吧。 
[24:32.43]I bet you're right. 我想你肯定是对的。 
[24:39.74]So.. 那么…… 
[24:44.91]Yeah. 好吧。 
[24:48.85]I love you. 我爱你。 
[24:51.35]Love you too. 我也爱你。 
[24:55.09]- All right, I'm going to bed. - Yeah, me too. - 好了，我要去睡觉了。 - 好，我也是。 
[25:00.59]Yeah. I'm not going anywhere for a while. 噢，对了 暂时我还不想去任何地方。 
[25:13.47]- Dude, it's Chandler. Let me in. - Go away! - 哥们儿，是钱德。让我进来。 -走开！ 
[25:18.85]I don't wanna see anybody! 我谁都不想见。 
[25:20.71]I went to the tanning place and the same thing happened to me. Let me in. 我知道，我也去了那个地方 而且同样的事也发生在我身上了。 让我进来。 
[25:25.15]Really? 真的？ 
[25:27.05]Did you count Mississippi-ly? 你也数了小绵羊？ 
[25:31.56]You're not tan. 伙计，你没去晒。 
[25:32.99]No. I just had to get a picture of this. I'll see you later. 没，我只是来拍张照 我会来看你的！ 
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