[00:03.03]-Hey, guys. -Hey. -嗨！ -嗨！ 
[00:04.23]-Hi. -Hey. -嗨！ -嗨！ 
[00:06.20]We need to talk about something. 啊，有点事和你们谈谈。 
[00:08.10]Yeah. We don't feel like we can host Thanksgiving this year. 我们觉得... 今年我们不能再作东感恩节晚餐了。 
[00:11.34]-What? -Are you kidding? -什么，什么？ -什么，你是在开玩笑吧 
[00:13.11]Well, it's just with work and the stress of adoption.. 嗯，由于工作，还有领养孩子的压力 
[00:16.18]we don't feel like we have the energy. 我们只是觉得没有精力弄了。 
[00:18.21]Plus, we don't think it's fair that every year the burden falls on us. 而且，每年都让我们受累，不公平。 
[00:22.75]That doesn't sound like you. 这不像你啊！ 
[00:26.22]That's Monica talking. 这像是莫尼卡的话！ 
[00:29.32]-No, we made this decision together. -She's putting words in your mouth. -不，不，这是我们两个人的决定！ -这一定是她的意思！  （英文直译：莫尼卡把话语放在了钱德勒的嘴里） 
[00:35.33]Don't you put words in people's mouths. You put turkey in people's mouths. 你不应该把话送到我们口中 而是把火鸡送到我们口中…… 
[00:40.10]I can't believe this. This is Emma's first Thanksgiving. 无法相信 这可是艾玛的第一个感恩节！ 
[00:43.77]-No, it's not. -It's not? When was she born? -不是... -不是？她什么时候出生的？ 
[00:49.38]Well, personally, I think it's great you're giving yourself a break. 我个人认为，你们是应该休息一下子了。 
[00:52.81]-Thank you, Phoebe. -Sure. It's just as well. -谢谢，菲比。 -不客气, 这样倒好 
[00:55.65]I mean, last year wasn't very good. I think she's losing her touch. 还有，去年的晚餐真好啊 她已江郎才尽，今年不会更好了。 
[00:59.65]-What? You are way off, lady. -Am I? Really? Am I? -什么？你搞错了，女士！ -是么？ 
[01:04.13]Well, why don't you cook Thanksgiving dinner and prove me wrong. 那你就再弄一次，证明我错。 
[01:08.66]Well, think about it. You'd be trying to top what you did last year. 你想想 你是在试图超过去年的顶峰 
[01:12.60]You'd be in competition with yourself. 你是在和...自己竞争！ 
[01:17.04]That's my favorite kind. 真对我胃口！ 
[01:19.37]Okay, we are doing this. 好吧，今年，我们继续！ 
[01:21.81]Don't let yourself get manipulated this way. 别让自己这么容易被左右。 
[01:24.21]Stay out of this, Chandler. This is between me and me. 不关你的事，钱德 这是我和……“我”之间的事情！ 
[01:29.68]We are supposed to make these decisions together. 我们应该一起决定啊！ 
[01:33.46]Did you not watch the Dr. Phil I taped for you? 还记得费勒医生说的么？ 
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[02:30.01]-Hey. -Hi. Happy Thanksgiving. -嗨 -嗨，感恩节快乐！ 
[02:32.25]Happy Meatless Turkey-Murder Day. 耶，火鸡殉难日快乐！ 
[02:35.85]You guys, I ordered some chocolate pies from that bakery on Bleeker. 我订了些巧克力派 
[02:39.32]-Could you pick them up for me? -You're not making the pies? -你们能帮我去取过来么？ -你不自己作派吗？ 
[02:42.29]I don't make chocolate pies. 不，我不做巧克力派的。 
[02:43.93]When I was younger, I entered this pie-eating contest. 我小时候参加过一个吃派比赛 
[02:46.83]I ate so many that the thought of them makes me sick. 吃的太多了，导致我一想就恶心。 
[02:49.53]Did you at least win the contest? 那你赢了没有？ 
[02:51.40]Two minutes, twelve pies and a part of one tin. 两分钟吃了12个外加一罐！ 
[02:55.60]-Okay, I'll see you guys at 4. -Can't wait. -好吧，我们4点见。 -很让人期待哦！ 
[02:58.31]This dinner is gonna be so great. In your face, last-year me. 去年的莫妮卡, 我要你好看！ 
[03:04.88]-Hey, Rach? -Yeah. -嗨，瑞秋 -嗯？ 
[03:06.11]What's Emma doing today? 艾玛今天有事么？ 
[03:07.82]Well, let's see, I know that she has a meeting with her lawyer.. 嗯，她啊，我只知道她今天要和律师见面 
[03:11.85]and then she has to make a very big poop. 然后做一个重大的决定。 
[03:16.56]-Why? -I want to enter her in a baby pageant. -怎么了？ -嗯，我想让她参加婴儿选美。 
[03:20.53]Oh, my God. That's the creepiest thing I've ever heard. 哦，天哪，这是我听说过的最奇怪的事情。 
[03:24.53]Okay, but before you say no, my friend Suzanne is entering her kid. 我朋友苏珊带她的孩子参加了 
[03:28.34]And compared to Emma, she's a real dog. 和艾玛比起来，那小家伙就像只小狗！ 
[03:31.37]-Phoebe, all babies are beautiful. -Oh, okay. -哦，菲比，所有孩子都是美丽的！ -好吧 
[03:34.84]No. Phoebe, just the idea of pitting one baby against another.. 菲比，难道我们只是为了一个奖杯 
[03:39.31]I mean, you know, and judging who's cuter just for a trophy.. 就把孩子们比来比去，决定谁更漂亮么？ 
[03:42.75]-And a thousand dollars. -is something I'm very interested in. -一千美金。 -对此我很感兴趣！ 
[03:47.89]Oh, please, do not tell Ross. 对了，别告诉罗斯。 
[03:50.56]He still believes that what's on the inside is important. 他始终不信任那些内部的... 
[03:53.56]Okay. And Emma needs a cowgirl outfit for the competition. 对了，艾玛得穿牛仔装！ 
[03:57.63]Where am I gonna get a cowgirl outfit on Thanksgiving? 感恩节我上哪儿找牛仔装啊？ 
[04:00.54]Well, I was thinking.. 让我想想…… 
[04:01.80]Take the clothes off Joey's Cabbage Patch Kid! 把乔伊的菜地娃的衣服扒了！ 
[04:14.22]Did someone drop the baton again? 又有人把指挥棒给掉了？ 
[04:16.08]Why come all the way from Kansas to do that? 为什么每次都是堪萨斯的？ 
[04:22.32]I don't get older, I just get better. 我不是越来越老，而是越来越好！ 
[04:26.06]You know what just occurred to me? 你知道我刚想到什么？ 
[04:28.00]This could be our last Thanksgiving just the two of us. 这可能是最后一次 只有我们两个人一起过感恩节了。 
[04:30.73]I mean, we could be getting a baby soon. 我觉得，我们很快就会有个孩子了！ 
[04:33.17]-You don't know that. -Somebody's gonna pick us. -你怎么知道？ -有人会选择我们的。 
[04:35.80]But we haven't heard a thing from the adoption agency. 可是这几周我们都没收到领养消息！ 
[04:38.64]I'm telling you, it's gonna happen. 我敢保证 
[04:40.84]Next year, it's gonna be you, me and little Hemingway Bing. 明年会是你、我、还有海明威--宾！ 
[04:46.71]-What? He's my favorite author. -Name one of his books. -……嗯，因为他是我最喜欢的作家。 -说出他一本书的名字。 
[04:55.72]The Firm? 《企业》？ 
[04:58.73]Okay, let's see. Okay, the turkey's in the oven. The stuffing is ready. 好吧，火鸡已经在烤箱里了 填料也准备好了。 
[05:02.50]You know, you always cook this meal all by yourself. Let me help this year. 你知道么，你总是自己弄这些东西 今年让我帮帮你吧。 
[05:06.70]Oh, Chandler, that's sweet. 哦，钱德，这太好了！ 
[05:08.50]But you don't have to do everything Dr. Phil tells you to do. 但你不用一直按费尔医生说的作 
[05:12.34]I'm serious, let me do something. Just not the turkey. Nothing high-profile. 我是认真的。让我做点什么吧 不是火鸡，也不是填馅，做点不难的东西。 . 
[05:17.95]Okay, let's see. Oh, the cranberry sauce. 我想想……啊，酸梅酱！ 
[05:20.68]It's easy to make, and no one really cares about it. 容易做，而且大家也不是很在意那东西！ 
[05:24.55]Tell me more. 说来听听？ 
[05:26.15]I'm gonna go check on something across the hall. You start by washing these. 我去对门儿检查别的 你先把这个洗干净吧。 
[05:32.93]Not with soap! 别用洗涤剂！！ 
[05:38.30]You obviously haven't tasted my Palmolive potatoes. 你肯定没吃过我做的烤土豆…… 
[05:44.01]-Hi. Hey, guess what Joey has. -Three tickets to today's Rangers game! -嘿，猜猜乔伊拿到了什么？ -三张今天纽约游骑兵的票（美国冰球大联盟NHL）！ 
[05:47.91]Dude, I wanted him to guess. 兄弟，我是让他猜的！ 
[05:50.85]-Oh, my God. -Yeah, they're great seats too. -哦，天哪！ -是啊，而且是好座位哦！ 
[05:53.58]-Guess where they are. -Center ice. -猜猜什么位置？ -正中间！ 
[05:57.59]Did I do something to you? 我是不是和你有什么过节？ 
[06:02.16]-The game's at 1. -So? -嗯，比赛一点开始。 -怎样？ 
[06:03.99]-Dinner's at 4. We'll never make it back. -So we'll leave before it's over. -晚饭4点开始，我们赶不回来的。 -那我们就提前退场，这样时间就够了。 
[06:08.13]But it could take us a long time to get back home. 你现在这么说，可是到时候必定 要花很多时间回来的 
[06:10.97]Plus, Joey could get lost and they could have to page us to go pick him up. 另外 乔伊可能会迷路，还得把他领回来。 
[06:16.34]Dude, two times that happened! 老兄，事不过三！ 
[06:20.24]Look, Monica's been working hard all day. 莫尼卡为了做晚饭忙了一整天 
[06:22.61]She didn't want to host in the first place. We shouldn't go. 她希望她的晚餐最重要，我们不该去的。 
[06:25.55]He's right, man. 他说得没错儿 
[06:27.15]-Yeah, I guess. So we'll see you at 4. -Okay. -好吧。那么四点钟见。 -嗯 
[06:30.28]And get ready to taste my very special cranberries. 准备好品尝我的特制酸梅酱哦！ 
[06:33.45]Or should I say "Chan-berries"? 或者，应该叫做“钱梅”... 
[06:40.53]That's some gentle comedy, dude. 伙计，又不是在演轻喜剧 
[06:44.37]-We're still going to the game, right? -Yeah. -我们要去看比赛吧？ -是的！ 
[06:52.27]This is contestant number 16, Rebecca Hope from Yonkers. 这是16号运动员 来自杨克斯的Rebecca Hope 
[06:55.91]-Hey. -Phoebe, listen, I think we gotta go. -嘿！ -菲比，我想走了 
[06:58.21]This place is freaking me out. 这地方让我坐立不安。 
[06:59.78]I've been watching this guy over there. I don't think he came with a kid. 你看到那边那个人了么 我可不认为他带来的是个孩子！ 
[07:03.99]But we can't leave now. 但我们现在不能离开啊 
[07:05.45]There was this one baby, Haley, who was favored to win.. 最被看好的那个孩子Haley 
[07:07.89]she got croup, so she had to stay home. 因为感冒不能来 
[07:10.09]This competition just blew wide-open, folks. 竞争才刚刚开始哦！ 
[07:13.56]Phoebe, it's just too weird. 菲比，这太奇怪了 
[07:15.93]I just saw a 1-year-old with pantyhose on. 我看见一个一岁的小孩穿连裤袜！ 
[07:18.50]Oh, I know. We should've been more prepared. 哦，我就觉得我们准备不够充分 
[07:22.74]It's okay. Now, the way I see it, our real competition now is Cameron. 我觉得，咱们最有力的竞争对手是卡米隆。 
[07:27.11]My God, they just took her sweater off. 哦，天哪，她的衣服被脱掉了 
[07:29.14]Look at those arms. Hello, Michelin Man. 看她的手臂，就像...米其林 （著名轮胎的卡通形象，绿色滴~~） 
[07:31.61]Phoebe, come on. You know what, it's already 3:00. 菲比，已经三点钟了 而他们还没有评审到艾玛这一组 
[07:35.55]They haven't even gotten to Emma's group yet. We got dinner. 我们该走了，回去吃饭。 
[07:38.85]But Emma's got what it takes. She could go all the way! 但艾玛今天肯定能赢 
[07:43.93]-Phoebe, you have to calm down. -Okay. -菲比，冷静点。 -好吧，  
[07:48.00]Rachel, the hottest babies in the tri-state area are in this room right now. 瑞秋，现在 这附近最漂亮的宝贝们都在这里了。 
[07:55.60]I overheard a judge say that not one of them holds a candle to Emma. 而我听见一个评审说 没人比得过艾玛。 
[07:59.51]-Really? -Yeah. -真的么？ -没错！ 
[08:01.04]-You heard him say that? -Yeah. -你听见他们这么说？ -对。 
[08:03.88]All right. Okay. All right, let's give these babies something to cry about. 好吧，那就让我们 给其他的孩子们一点悲惨的回忆！ 
[08:08.15]Good. Let's get down to business. Emma needs some makeup. 太好了，开工吧！艾玛需要化妆。 
[08:12.15]What? 什么？ 
[08:13.59]She's gonna look washed-out next to the others. 她应该比其他孩子看起来更漂亮！ 
[08:15.99]No, I'm not letting you put makeup on my baby. 菲比，我不会让你给我的孩子化妆的！ 
[08:18.59]-Why not? -Because I already did. -为什么不？ -因为我已经给她化过了！ 
[08:27.87]You suck! Get off the ice, you idiot! 鲍伯，干掉那家伙！ 
[08:32.84]-What a game. -I know. Yeah. -太精彩了！ -没错，耶！ 
[08:35.44]-I can't believe Chandler's missing this. -I'm sorry he's not here. -真遗憾钱德错过了这场比赛！ -我也替他觉得遗憾 
[08:38.85]But I gotta say, I am really enjoying nacho chair. 但我要说的是，我真的很喜欢这个“玉米片”座！ 
[08:43.15]Yeah, I'd probably enjoy it more if you didn't keep batting my hand away. 嗯，要是你不总是把我的手打开， 我可能也会吃不少呢 
[08:49.32]-Yeah! -These seats are great. -哦！ -这位置太棒了！ 
[08:51.09]I know, I know. When I was here for "Holidays on lce".. 是啊，没错！ 上次假期我在这看比赛，座位太远了 
[08:55.80]I was sitting so far away, Michelle Kwan couldn't read my banner. 关颖珊（花样滑冰世界冠军）根本就看不到我举的条幅。 
[09:01.10]Dude, I'm sure she knows you heart her. 老兄, 我认为她知道你心里有她 
[09:04.21]I hope so. 希望吧 
[09:06.64]We'd better get going. If we don't leave now, we're gonna be late. 嘿，我们该走了啦，回去吃饭。 
[09:10.04]But it's a tie game. So we're a little late. The girls will be there. 可比赛太精彩了！ 我们可以晚回去点吧，女生们应该准时的 
[09:13.85]Let's just stay for one more goal. 再进一个球再走啦 
[09:16.08]-I don't know. -One more fight. -不好吧.. -再进攻一轮？ 
[09:17.79]-Okay. -Okay. -好吧。 -好吧。 
[09:23.36]Where is everybody? They're 45 minutes late. 大家都哪里去了？他们迟到了45分钟！ 
[09:25.83]I can't believe they're not here. I slave and I slave for what? 我不相信他们会不来！我辛苦了一天 而我这么辛苦是为了什么？ 
[09:31.07]They've ruined Cranberry Day. 他们毁了我的酸梅日！ 
[09:35.47]-How late are we? -Forty-five minutes. -我们迟到了多久？ -45分钟 
[09:37.94]-Here. -Okay. -给. -好的. 
[09:40.71]Rachel and Phoebe are already there, so they probably started without us. 瑞秋和菲比应该已经到了 也就是说她们应该已经开始了 
[09:44.45]We could just slip in, and no one needs to know where we were. 让我们溜进去，这样谁都不会注意我们的。 
[09:48.78]-You may want to lose the foam finger. -Oh, no, no, no. -你不把这个泡沫大手指扔掉么？ -哦，才不呢！ 
[09:53.12]You just want to put it on your hand. 我知道你想抢走他！ 
[09:59.46]-You're not at Thanksgiving? -No, we're late. -你们没在里面？ -不，我们迟到了！ 
[10:02.93]-What are you doing here? -We're late too. -你们在这里干什么？ -我们也迟到了！ 
[10:06.40]We figured we could be late because you'd be on time. 我们本以为你们不会迟到的！ 
[10:09.24]Don't point that thing at me, Tribbiani. 别用这个指着我，崔比阿尼！ 
[10:12.51]-Nobody's here? Monica's gonna kill us. -Yeah, where were you? -那...里面没人，莫尼卡会杀了我们的！ -你们到什么地方去了？ 
[10:16.11]-Well.. -Yeah, what's with the trophy? -啊… -那是什么奖杯？ 
[10:18.68]Well, we were at a spelling bee. 嗯，我们去参加拼字大赛了。 
[10:23.45]And I won. 我赢了！ 
[10:25.92]You won an adult Thanksgiving Day spelling bee? 你在感恩节这天 赢得了一场成人拼字游戏？ 
[10:30.52]Yes. Y-E-S. Yes. 是-的, 是的！ 
[10:33.86]Let me see this. "Grand Supreme Little Darling, New York Division"? 让我看看…… 超级小可爱，纽约区。 
[10:39.43]That's me. 那便是我！ 
[10:43.00]You entered Emma in a beauty pageant? 你们让艾玛参加了选美比赛？ 
[10:46.67]And it looks like she put makeup on her. 而且还给她化了妆！ 
[10:51.05]Wait a second. Where have I seen that cowgirl outfit before? 等等，等等 我好像在什么地方见过这身牛仔... 
[10:56.38]I can't believe this. She's our daughter. 无法置信，她是我们的女儿！ 
[10:58.79]That you would treat her like some kind of show dog is inexcusable. 你把她当成观赏狗一样，不可饶恕 
[11:02.66]-She won a thousand dollars. -So this is an annual thing? -她为我们赢得了一千美元！ -啊，是一年一次的吗…… 
[11:10.33]That's Alicia May Emory's outfit! 啊，这是Alicia Mae的装备！ 
[11:14.67]Guys, there are people in there who are not getting any happier. 伙计们，有人在里面要发火了！ 
[11:17.91]-What are we gonna do? -I gotta put Emma down for a nap. -天哪，我们该怎么办？ -我不知道，你们想吧, 我先把艾玛送回去。 
[11:21.71]And, Rach, while you're in there, throw something on Alicia May. 哦，瑞秋，至少给个主意吗 
[11:26.55]-All right, what are we gonna say? -We'll say that we were mugged. -我们该怎么说？ -我们可以说，我们被抢劫了 
[11:30.89]You can't get mad at someone who's been mugged. 当有人被抢了的时候，是不能生气的！ 
[11:33.72]Good. But you don't look like you were mugged. 嗯，不错，但你看起来不像被抢过。 
[11:36.09]No. Here. 不像..这样才像 
[11:42.00]Hey! 嘿！ 
[11:45.53]Do you hear something? 你有没有听到什么？ 
[11:52.14]-They're out there. -Let me see. -他们都在外面！ -让我看看！ 
[11:56.88]I can't believe this. They're an hour late, and they're just standing there talking. 我真没办法相信，他们迟到了一小时 还在那里聊天！ 
[12:02.45]Everything's so distorted. It looks like Joey has a giant hand. 一切都乱套了，乔伊有只大手！ 
[12:08.66]That says "Rangers" on it. They went to the game. 上面写“游骑兵”，他们去看比赛了！ 
[12:12.29]Oh, they are in for a world of pain. 哦，这太可怕了！ 
[12:17.43]-Ross' shirt is torn. -They're late and they're sloppy. -罗斯的衬衫撕坏了。 -他们不但迟到，而且衣衫不整！ 
[12:23.60]All right, Emma's napping. What happened to your shirt? 好了，艾玛睡下了。你的衬衫怎么了？ 
[12:26.57]I got mugged, and they stole my pocket. 我被抢了，他们还偷走了我的钱包。 
[12:31.61]We're just trying to figure out an excuse. 瑞秋，我们是在找借口。 
[12:35.82]How about this? 好吧，想想 
[12:36.98]We could say that Monica told us 5:00, not 4:00. That way we're right on time. 我们可以说，莫尼卡告诉我们是5点 而不是4点，所以我们没迟到，我们是准时的！ 
[12:41.49]Or we could plant PCP in the apartment and call the cops on her. 或者, 我们可以在房间里放些迷药，布个局！ 
[12:49.56]That would be a good way to get rid of all the PCP we have lying around. 嗯，这的确是个下迷药的好办法。 
[12:54.27]We'll just say that she said it was 5:00. 你可以就说她说的是5点 
[12:56.44]We'll just act casual. We're not late, we're right on time. 做得自然些 所以我们根本没有迟到！ 
[13:05.21]"We know you're out there." “我们知道你们在外面。” 
[13:10.85]Who do you think it's from? 你觉得这是谁写的？ 
[13:16.32]Oh, God, this is bad. This is so bad. 哦，太糟了，太糟了。 
[13:19.19]Well, let's just go in there and face them. 好吧，让我们进去面对他们吧。 
[13:21.66]I'm not going in first. I bet that vein on Monica's forehead is popping like crazy. 我不要先进去 莫尼卡生气的面孔会让我发疯的。 
[13:27.03]I hate that thing. It's like a bolt of lightning. 嗯，我也不要 那张脸就像扭曲的闪电一样…… 
[13:31.07]Why don't we play Rock, Paper, Scissors, and whoever loses, goes in first. 嘿，我有主意了 我们可以玩石头剪子布，输了的先进去！ 
[13:35.28]-All right, I'm in. -Ready. -好吧，开始吧。 -准备好了么？ 
[13:42.72]I win. 啊，我赢了！ 
[13:44.49]-What is that? -That's fire. It beats everything. -这是什么？ -火焰，赢过一切！ 
[13:48.29]Oh, really? Does it beat water balloon? 真的么？能赢过一个水球么？ 
[13:53.69]Well-played, Phoebe Buffay. Well-played. 好极了，菲比，玩得真好。 
[13:56.93]All right, let's all go in at the same time. 好啦好啦，让我们一起进去算了。 
[13:59.60]-Okay. -Okay. -好。 -好。 
[14:03.70]-It's locked. -What? Oh, sure, now they lock it. -锁住了！ -哈，他们把门锁上了 
[14:07.24]When they're having sex on the couch, it's like: 等他们在躺椅上 准备嘿咻的时候，他们就会说 
[14:09.58]"Come on in, my butt is surprisingly hairy!" “啊，快进来，快进来，我等不了了！” 
[14:14.62]All right, come on. All right, you guys, we're so sorry we're late. 好吧。伙计们，你们怎么样啊？ 很抱歉我们迟到了 
[14:18.89]Please let us in so we can have dinner together. 让我们进去一起吃晚餐吧！ 
[14:21.59]No, everything's cold. The turkey's dried out and the stuffing's all soggy. 不，东西都凉了 火鸡干了，馅也松了！ 
[14:26.33]Yeah, and there's a bowl of cranberry sauce that's.. 嗯，而且那碗酸梅酱也…… 
[14:29.33]What happens to cranberry sauce? 酸梅酱怎么了？ 
[14:31.33]-Nothing, it's fine. -Oh, thank God. -没事儿，很好。 -哦，谢天谢地。 
[14:34.67]Come on, you guys, we're sorry. Our subway broke down. 好啦，伙计们 真的抱歉，我们的车坏了。 
[14:38.44]That's a lie! You went to the game. I can see Joey's hand. 说谎！你们去看比赛了 我能看到乔伊的手！ 
[14:42.24]For the love of God, take it off! 我说过了让你把它扔掉了！ 
[14:47.68]Guys, it doesn't matter why we're late. We're all here now. 伙计们，我们是否迟到了并不重要 重要的是我们都到了 
[14:50.89]Please let us in so we can have some of your delicious turkey. 让我们进去吃美味的火鸡吧！ 
[14:56.86]I had a dream once about a fax machine that did that. 我做梦都在想啊，这是什么？ 
[15:01.46]That's all the turkey you're gonna get. 这就是你们该得的火鸡！ 
[15:03.76]-How are we gonna decide who gets this? -Water balloon! -怎么决定谁吃？ -水球！ 
[15:12.44]What are we gonna do? I'm starving. 我们该怎么办啊，我饿死了！ 
[15:15.11]I just remembered, we do have something to eat. 哦，对了，我想起来了 
[15:17.58]Monica put something in our oven this morning. 今天早晨莫尼卡放了点东西在炉子里面！ 
[15:20.28]You touch that, and you will be sorry! 嘿，动了它你会后悔的！ 
[15:22.78]Guys, I'd listen to her. The vein is bigger than I've ever seen it! 大伙, 最好听她的 她的血管涨到前所未有的大 
[15:30.82]Oh, my God, it's Brussels sprouts! 天哪，是甘蓝菜！ 
[15:33.33]That's worse than no food. 这是什么嘛，不能吃的！ 
[15:37.50]All you got was Monica's stinky Brussels sprouts. 啊哈，你们喜欢莫尼卡的发臭的甘蓝菜么？ 
[15:40.70]Stinky? 发臭的？ 
[15:42.07]Please let me stay on this side of the door. 请让我呆在这一边…… 
[15:45.61]Oh, I know! I still have my old key. 对了，我还有以前的钥匙呢。 
[15:49.41]We can just unlock the door. 我们可以直接把门打开！ 
[15:51.68]I don't know if that's a good idea. They don't wanna be with us. 我不觉得这是个好主意 他们明显不想和我们在一起。 
[15:54.88]I don't wanna be with them either.. 你知道么，我也不想和他们一起 
[15:56.78]but it's Thanksgiving, and we should not want to be together together. 但今天是感恩节，不想在一起也要在一起！ 
[16:00.49]If I could just get in there, make a face-to-face apology.. 让我们进去面对面的道歉吧 
[16:03.49]look them in the eye, I could get them to forgive us. 看到我的眼睛，他们就会原谅我的。	 
[16:06.33]-I don't know. -I'm telling you.. -我不懂。 -我来告诉你…… 
[16:11.67]I can do it. 我做得到。 
[16:14.84]Yeah, he can do it. 嗯，你做得到。 
[16:26.28]It all looks so beautiful. 啊，太美了！ 
[16:28.75]-The turkey, the stuffing. -The cranberries. -那火鸡，那填料…… -那酸梅呢？ 
[16:32.62]Enough! A monkey could've made them. 够了，猴子都会做！ 
[16:41.03]Hey, listen, guys, we feel really terrible. 嘿，听我说，我们真得很抱歉…… 
[16:44.73]He's doing that weird eye-contact thing. 他又来那什么“目光接触”了 
[16:47.87]Don't look at him. Don't look at him. 别看他，别看他。 
[16:50.47]Come on, you guys. We want you to know we're very, very sorry. 听我说，伙计们，我们想让你们了解 我们真的，真的很抱歉…… 
[16:56.24]Right, guys? 对吧，伙计们？ 
[16:58.55]-I feel terrible. -Oh, so sorry. -真的很抱歉 -非常，对不起…… 
[17:03.45]But let's not ruin this day. You've worked so hard. 别让我们毁了这一天，你们如此的辛劳！ 
[17:06.25]Let's move past this and try to have a nice meal all together, huh? 让我们忘了这件事，一起吃饭吧！ 
[17:09.62]The floating heads do make a good point. 那些漂浮着的脑袋好像说的没错。 
[17:13.69]Yeah, they do seem to feel pretty bad. 是啊，他们真的好像很抱歉。 
[17:15.76]-So bad. -So bad. -对不起，对不起…… -对不起，对不起…… 
[17:19.80]Okay. 好吧 
[17:21.90]Okay, you two go get the dessert, and I'll let you in. 好吧，你们两个去拿甜品来 我让你们进来。 
[17:27.14]Dessert? 甜品？ 
[17:29.58]Yeah, I asked you and Phoebe to pick up the pies. You did remember, right? 是啊，我让你和菲比去取派 你记得的，对吧？ 
[17:34.31]Pies. Oh, we thought you said "prize." 派？啊，我们以为是“奖”！ (注：英语中“派”和“奖”发音相同。） 
[17:39.62]Here. 这个！ 
[17:44.36]-"Grand Supreme Little Darling"? -Congratulations! -超级小可爱？ -恭喜！ 
[17:50.53]Oh, my God, you forgot the pies? Well, I cannot believe this. 天哪，你忘了拿派？无法置信！ 
[17:54.37]You forced me to make dinner, you're an hour late.. 你们强迫我做饭，又迟到一小时 
[17:57.14]and you forget the one little thing that I asked you to do. 居然还忘记了我拜托你们做的一点点小事！ 
[18:00.24]Really, girls, not cool. 真的，女孩子们真冷酷。 
[18:04.61]Well, you man-heads aren't any better. You lied about going to the game. 好吧，你们男人又好到哪里去？ 你们说谎，去看比赛 
[18:08.38]You knew it'd make you late, and you went anyway. 明知道会迟到，还坚持要去。 
[18:10.82]Hey, I'm getting a little tired of this. We said we're sorry. 我有点烦了。我们都道歉了 
[18:13.95]It's Thanksgiving, for Pete's sakes! A day of forgiveness. 今天是感恩节，是原谅之日！ 
[18:17.69]-It's a day to be thankful. -Don't make me come up there! -是感谢之日吧…… -别和我唱反调！ 
[18:21.90]It's too late for apologies. 现在道歉太晚了！ 
[18:23.66]Fine, let's just go. I don't need your stupid dinner. 好吧，我们走，我们可以不在这里吃饭！ 
[18:26.63]That would be a lot more convincing if you weren't drooling. 如果你们开玩笑的话，可能更可信点。 
[18:30.04]-Oh, is that what that is? -Sorry. -哦，我们现在就不是么？ -对不起 
[18:34.54]Come on, you guys, let's just do our own Thanksgiving. 伙计们，我们自己准备感恩节晚餐吧！ 
[18:37.44]-Yeah, I'll cook. -Yeah, let's go out. -好，我做饭！ -好，走吧！ 
[18:42.15]Yeah, you three have a nice Thanksgiving. 你们三个，感恩节快乐！ 
[18:45.25]-The three of us? -Yeah. You, Chan and the vein. -三个？ -你，钱德，还有“白忙活”！ 
[19:00.30]-I'm stuck. -Joey, that is not gonna work. -啊，我被卡住了！ -乔伊，少来！ 
[19:02.80]No, seriously. 不，我是认真的 
[19:05.01]-I'm really wedged in here. -I'll pull you through. -我真的被卡住了 -我把你拖过来 
[19:07.67]Okay. 好。 
[19:09.41]Stop, stop, I'm worried about damaging my head. 啊，住手，住手 我担心会弄伤我的头！ 
[19:12.15]It's a little late for that. 已经晚了 
[19:15.58]Hurry up, you gotta do something. 快点，帮帮忙啊！ 
[19:17.32]All right, well, this does not change anything. 这不会改变什么的！ 
[19:19.89]We need to get something to grease his face. 我们需要点能增大空隙的工具。 
[19:22.19]-We got turkey grease. -Bring it. -我们有火鸡汁！ -拿来。 
[19:24.46]I just want to say that I'm sorry I referred to the vein as a separate person. 我很抱歉，我把“白忙活”算作一个人 
[19:29.13]Here you go. 拿来了。 
[19:31.93]Oh, that smells good. 啊，味道不错 
[19:41.98]-Okay? -Okay, try it. -好了吗？ -好，试试看。 
[19:46.58]It isn't working. 没用！ 
[19:48.78]-We're gonna have to unscrew the chain. -Hurry, I can't feel my ears. -把链条卸下来吧。 -快点，我都感觉不到我的耳朵了！ 
[19:52.49]Can you ever feel your ears? 你曾经感觉到过耳朵么？ 
[19:55.06]Interesting. 嗯，很有趣。 
[19:57.76]-Chandler, where are your tools? -Oh, I left them on my bulldozer. -钱德，你的工具哪里去了？ -啊，我把它们放在别的地方了。 
[20:04.97]I don't have tools. 我没有工具。 
[20:07.60]-Well, I do, but Rachel borrowed them. -I lent them to Ross. -我有，但被瑞秋借去了。 -我借给了罗斯。 
[20:10.90]-I gave them to Joey. -I left them at the park. -我给了乔伊。 -我留在车库了。 
[20:16.38]I'm finding it really hard not to mess with him. 这还真麻烦。 
[20:18.98]I stuffed Brussels sprouts down his pants. 我早就已经被他裤子里的甘蓝菜味道弄晕了。 
[20:21.32]Nice. 很好。 
[20:23.68]Okay, I have to get that. 好，我去接电话 
[20:25.65]Now, when I get back, I want you and your friends to be gone. 当我回来的时候 我希望你和你的朋友们已经离开了。 
[20:29.06]Thanksgiving is over. The vein has spoken. 感恩节完了！这是“白忙活”说的！ 
[20:34.39]-It's really starting to hurt. -Look, I'm gonna pull on the door.. -我的头真的被卡住了！ -好吧，我会拉门 
[20:38.90]and you guys push. Maybe we can get enough room to wiggle him out, okay? 然后你们努力推 这样他就有足够的空隙出来了，好吧？ 
[20:43.10]Okay, so push. 好，推吧！ 
[20:44.97]Just a sec. We're kind of in the middle of something here. 啊，等下，我们正忙着…… 
[20:48.51]Hey, stop putting things down my pants. 别往我的裤子里面放东西！ 
[20:51.61]-Come on, guys, push! -Yeah, come on, push! -来吧，伙计们，推吧！ -来，推，推，推！ 
[20:54.72]Push! Push! 推，推！ 
[21:06.46]-My cranberries! -Man, I got food all over me. -我的酸梅！ -我全身都是！ 
[21:13.80]I can't believe what you did. Monica's gonna kill you. 惨不忍睹，莫尼卡会杀了你的！ 
[21:17.44]Look! Look! Look what the.. Look what the floating heads did! 看，看，看 这个“漂脑袋”作了什么？ 
[21:23.34]I don't care. 没关系。 
[21:26.88]What's going on? 怎么了？ 
[21:29.48]That was the adoption agency. 是领养管理处打来的。 
[21:32.32]And? 然后？ 
[21:34.35]-We're getting a baby! -Are you serious?! -我们可以领养孩子了！ -真的么？	 
[21:44.23]There's a pregnant woman in Ohio, and she picked us. 有个俄亥俄州的孕妇选了我们！ 
[21:47.57]-Oh, my God, that's great! -That's incredible. -恭喜！真为你们高兴！ -太好了！ 
[21:52.24]I'm so happy for you. 恭喜你们！ 
[21:56.01]This Thanksgiving kicks last Thanksgiving's ass! 今年的感恩节比去年好太多了！ 
[22:06.42]To Monica and Chandler and that knocked-up girl in Ohio. 敬莫尼卡和钱德 还有那俄亥俄州的小家伙！ 
[22:15.86]I'm just so happy you guys are finally getting a kid. 你们两个终于有孩子了，这真让我高兴。 
[22:19.97]I know. Have you considered pageanting? 你们没考虑过怀孕么？ 
[22:25.07]I can't believe they called. I mean, we're actually getting a baby. 他们打来电话，我们就会有孩子了 这真是不可思议！ 
[22:30.24]I know how you feel. 我能体会你们的感受。 
[22:34.15]-Really? -Sure. -真的么？ -当然啦 
[22:35.82]I went through the exact same thing with Alicia May Emory. 我以前经历过完全相同的事情。 
[22:41.86]The waiting, the wondering. 那种期待，那种迷茫 
[22:44.22]Then one day, I get that call from Toys "R" Us. 直到有一天 我从托伊那家店买到了那车！ 
[22:48.83]She was in stock. 她又有货了！ 
[22:52.47]That is the exact same thing. 确实“完全相同”。 
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