[00:01.16]All right, let's play one more time, okay? 好, 好, 再玩一次, 好吗？ 
[00:03.67]And remember, if I win, you do not move to Paris. 如果我赢了你就不能去巴黎  
[00:06.90]Okay. I can't believe I'm risking this again, but you're on. 好吧, 我就再冒一次险  
[00:10.17]All right, Joe, you remember the rules. Heads, I win. Tails, you lose. 别忘了规则, 乔伊, 正面是我赢, 反面是你输  
[00:13.98]Just flip. 快点扔吧  
[00:17.05]-Tails! -Damn it! -啊, 是反面  -该死的！ 
[00:20.25]So we thought we'd throw you a little going-away party around 7. 嘿, 我们为你准备了一个送行会, 7点钟开始  
[00:23.65]Oh, that sounds good. 哦, 听起来不错嘛  
[00:25.39]Hey, Rach, you're leaving tomorrow. Shouldn't you be packing? 嘿, 瑞秋, 你明天就要走了, 现在还不开始收拾？ 
[00:28.56]-It's all done. -Oh, yeah, right. -已经收拾好了  -哈, 是嘛？ 
[00:31.33]And after I took a shower this morning, I just threw my towel on the floor. 今天早上我冲澡的时候, 我把毛巾扔在地上了... 
[00:36.16]-Oh, God, it hurts to even joke about it. -I know. -哦, 天哪, 就算是开玩笑我都心疼  -我知道  
[00:39.20]Honey, seriously, I did it all. The luggage that I'm taking is in the bedroom. 莫妮卡, 我是说真的 我全都收拾好了  要带的行李都在卧室里 
[00:43.20]This is Emma's Paris stuff. These are the boxes that I'm having shipped.. 这些是艾玛要在巴黎用的东西 这些箱子都是要托运的 
[00:46.98]and that's the sandwich I made for the plane. 那个是我打算飞机上吃的三明治  
[00:49.38]Which could've used a little more mustard. 不过应该多加些芥末 
[00:53.25]-Okay, so you've done some good work. -Yeah. -看起来你干得还不赖  -是啊 
[00:55.75]What about your carryons? 你的手提行李呢？ 
[00:57.22]Oh, well, everything that I need is in here.. 哦, 需要的东西全都在这个包里 
[01:00.66]and my travel documents are on the counter.. 而旅行要用到的文件和材料都在台子上  
[01:03.29]organized in the order that I will be needing them. 我已经把它们按照使用顺序排好了  
[01:06.53]Oh, my God. I have nothing left to teach you. 哦, 天啊, 我好像没什么要提醒你的了 
[01:12.13]-Where's your passport? -It should be next to my plane ticket. -你的护照呢？ -应该跟我的机票在一块  
[01:15.70]-Well, it's not. -What? Well, maybe I put it in here? -嗯...没有啊? -没有吗？也许我放在这里了？ 
[01:20.38]Oh, it's not in there! 噢, 没有, 不在这儿...哦， 不会吧 
[01:21.91]Oh, no, I must have packed it in one of these boxes! 我肯定是把它封在这些箱子里了... 
[01:24.81]-Here, let me help you. -Shoot. -我来帮你  -倒霉... 
[01:29.62]I can't believe I did this. 真不敢相信...我怎么会放在这儿的... 
[01:31.32]At what point did it stop being funny that I took her passport? 玩笑是不是开过头了... 
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[02:25.34]Oh, wow, can you believe you're only three weeks away? 天哪, 只剩三个礼拜了, 真是让人难以相信啊  
[02:28.08]I know. 是啊  
[02:29.58]-You don't mind me touching your belly? -I don't mind you touching my belly.. -你不介意我摸你的肚子吧？ -我不介意你摸我的肚子 
[02:33.48]but your hand's kind of blocking the part where the baby's gonna come out. 但是你的手现在好像 已经摸到孩子出生的地方了  
[02:39.99]-Hey! -Hey. -嘿  -嗨  
[02:41.49]Hi, Erica. Welcome back to town. Wow, look how big you've gotten. 嘿, 艾瑞卡, 欢迎回来  哦, 你都已经变得这么丰满了！ 
[02:46.26]That's because I'm pregnant. 这是因为我怀孕了！ 
[02:49.10]-Right. No, I understand. -Oh, okay. -哦, 对, 没错, 我知道  -哦, 哈 
[02:52.20]I'm just always afraid that people think I'm just fat with big breasts. 我就是怕别人以为我本来就是个胸大的胖妞  
[02:56.77]No, no, I knew. 哦, 不, 不, 我不会的  
[03:02.41]-Okay, well, stop staring at them. -She brought them up. -嘿, 别死盯着人家（的胸）啊 -是她先提起这事儿来的  
[03:07.68]I didn't realize you were coming back so soon. 你怎么这么快就回来了？ 
[03:10.02]In a couple weeks I won't be able to travel. 再过两个星期我就不能旅行了  
[03:12.32]And I wanted her to get to know the doctors and get settled into the hotel. 我想让她先见见医生, 然后在酒店安顿下来  
[03:16.06]-Why isn't she staying with you guys? -Because we're moving in a couple days. -酒店？为什么不让她和你们一起住？ -不行啊, 因为我们马上就要搬了 
[03:20.36]Plus, hotels are fun! My room has this little fridge full of free snacks. 啊, 酒店里很好玩儿啊 我的房间里有一个小冰柜 里面塞满了零食, 都是免费的  
[03:25.80]Erica, those things aren't free. 艾瑞卡, 那些零食可不是免费的  
[03:27.70]They have one of the highest markups of any consumer product.. 实际上, 酒店里的食品是最贵... 
[03:31.01]Ross, she's giving us her baby. She can eat you if she wants. 罗斯, 她正准备给我们生个孩子  就算她把你吃了都无所谓  
[03:36.54]I'll be right back. 我马上就回来  
[03:41.15]Oh, man, I can't believe you guys are leaving this place. 哎, 真不敢相信你们就要离开这儿了  
[03:44.19]I know. I know. 是啊... 
[03:46.89]You know, you could take it if you want. The lease is still in Nana's name. 如果你想要这间公寓的话, 你可以住进来 连名字都不用改（公寓是以莫妮卡祖母的姓盖勒登记的） 
[03:50.66]No, no. This will always be your place. It would be too sad. 哦, 不, 不 这里永远是属于你们的  住在这儿太伤感了 
[03:54.56]Plus, how much a month does it cost to feed Joey? 而且... 每个月乔伊会吃掉多少钱？ 
[03:57.13]Yeah, it takes two incomes. 两个人挣的都不够 
[03:59.47]Is Chandler here? We talked about catching a movie. 嘿, 钱德在么？ 我们约好了要去看电影的  
[04:02.07]Oh, no, he doesn't have time for that. 他可没那个闲工夫  
[04:04.27]You can go help him and Joey pack up the guest room. 如果你有空 你可以去客房帮他和乔伊一起收拾东西 
[04:06.98]Packing. Sexy cheerleader comedy. 恩...是收拾东西呢？ 还是去看电影里性感的女啦啦队员呢？ 
[04:10.61]Helpful brother. Creepy loner at teen movie. 恩...是一个好哥哥呢？ 还是一个去看青春片的老衰人？ 
[04:16.38]"Creepy.." （×＃※￥◎（×￥.... 
[04:26.16]-What are you guys doing? -Try it. I can't feel a thing. -你们俩干吗呢？ -快来试试！我一点儿都不疼！！ 
[04:37.54]Are you kidding? 你们开什么玩笑！  
[04:41.08]-This is packing? -We're taking a break. -这叫收拾东西么？！ -我们累了, 正在休息呢  
[04:43.48]From? 怎么会累着的？ 
[04:45.01]Jumping on the bed. ...刚才在床上蹦来着... 
[04:47.65]All right, Rachel's party is in a couple of hours, and there's a lot to do. 好了, 瑞秋的送行会就快开始了 我们有一堆儿事情要做呢！ 
[04:51.42]Ross, you've got Geller blood. You're in charge of these yahoos. 罗斯, 别忘了你身上留着盖勒家的血  你负责看着这两个家伙！ 
[04:54.76]-You got it. -All right. -知道了  -好吧 
[04:56.39]All right, she's right. We gotta get serious. 她说的对, 我们得认真一点儿  
[04:58.76]Let's put Styrofoam peanuts down his pants and kick him! 让我们把这个塞到他的裤裆里, 然后踢他！ 
[05:03.73]No, guys, she's right. We should get to work. I'll take stuff out of the closet. 不, 不, 不 她说的对 我们得开始工作了 我来把柜子里的东西搬出来 
[05:07.74]Joey, you pack them, and Ross, you repack whatever Joey packs. 乔伊你负责打包, 罗斯你负责把所有乔伊打过的包重打一遍  
[05:15.78]You guys hear a ringing? 你们听到有什么东西嗡嗡叫么？ 
[05:19.15]-What the hell is this? -Hey, handcuffs. And fur-lined. Nice. -这是什么鬼玩意儿？ -嘿, 手铐, 还裹着皮毛！ 真有你们的！ 
[05:24.85]I didn't know you guys had it in you. 不知道你们还来这一手儿... 
[05:28.12]Chandler, you don't have a sister, so you can't understand.. 钱德, 你没有妹妹 所以你大概不能体会我现在的心情... 
[05:31.19]how much this bums me out. 不能体会我现在多闹心 
[05:34.43]I didn't know Monica had these. 我不知道莫妮卡什么时候开始有这玩意儿的 
[05:37.30]Maybe she used them with another boyfriend. Maybe Richard. 嗯, 也许这是她用在别的男人身上的  也许是Richard呢... 
[05:43.67]Why would she use them with Richard and not me? I can be kinky. 为什么她和理查德玩儿这个, 却不跟我玩儿？ 
[05:48.01]I once did a naked dance for her with scarves. 有一次我还光着身子给她跳舞来着 当时我用的是领带  
[05:55.22]Bumming hard, guys. Bumming hard. 越来越过分了... 
[06:04.83]-Hey. -Hey. Where's Mike? -嘿  -嗨 麦克呢？ 
[06:06.46]Oh, he has a gig. 他有一场演出... 
[06:08.10]It's kind of like being married to a rock star, you know? 我越来越觉得自己像是个摇滚歌星的老婆了... 
[06:11.13]My husband has a gig. 我老公有场演出! 
[06:14.34]Yeah? Where is it? 在哪儿演出啊？ 
[06:15.84]Oh, he's playing organ for a children's roller-skating party. 哦, 是一个少儿滚轴溜冰的聚会  他去那儿弹琴  
[06:21.74]Rock on! 还真够劲儿啊! 
[06:24.48]Wow, this is quite a spread. What is all this stuff? 哦, 摆了这么大一桌子 这些都是什么啊？ 
[06:27.45]I thought this would be a great opportunity to use up all the food.. 嗯, 我觉得今天的晚会是一个好机会  
[06:30.99]that I don't want to move to the new house with me. 我可以把所有不想带走的食物全都用了... 
[06:34.12]So enjoy. Smoked oyster casserole with a breakfast-cereal crust. 那么...尽情享受吧  熏牡蛎卷拌早餐麦片  
[06:40.06]Kidney beans in their own juices, and for dessert, a questionable orange. 四季豆加豆汁儿 然后甜点是...一个过期的橙子  
[06:46.70]Well, I think I speak for everyone when I say: 那么, 我应该替大伙说话了 
[06:53.88]-Hey. -Hey. -嘿 -嘿 
[06:55.38]-Where's Rach? -She's putting Emma down. -嘿, 瑞秋呢？ -她在哄艾玛睡觉呢 
[06:57.55]She'll be over in a second. It just hit her that she's leaving. 马上就过来  可能是因为要走了, 她现在情绪有点激动  
[07:00.98]She's kind of emotional, so no one say anything to set her off, okay? 所以别刺激她, 记住了么？ 
[07:06.19]-Hey, Rach. -Hey. -嘿, 瑞秋 -嗨 
[07:07.69]There she is. 在这呢 
[07:10.06]Hi, you guys. 嗨, 大家好 
[07:12.76]What did I just say? 我刚才怎么交待你们的！！！ 
[07:16.33]Oh, no, no, no, it's okay. It's okay. I'm gonna be fine. 不, 不, 我没事  
[07:19.23]-Come here, I'll make you a drink. -Okay. -过来, 我给你弄点喝的  -好的 
[07:22.80]Oh, man, I can't believe she's actually leaving. 哦, 天哪, 我真不敢相信, 她真的要走了  
[07:25.71]How am I gonna say goodbye to Rachel? 让我怎么开得了口说再见啊 
[07:27.91]I know, she's been such a big part of my life. 她对我来说这么重要... 
[07:30.48]It feels like when Melrose Place got cancelled. 就好象梅尔罗斯(美国马萨诸塞州东部一城市) 要被剔除了 
[07:37.59]I mean.. 我是说.. 
[07:39.92]Forget it, I miss Melrose Place. 忘了吧, 我想念梅尔罗斯 
[07:44.26]-I had a chance to stop her too. -Yeah? -我本来有机会阻止她的, -是吗？ 
[07:46.89]Who loses 57 coin tosses in a row? You know? 没想到猜钢崩儿我会连输47次  
[07:50.73]Heads, she wins. Tails, I lose. 正面她赢, 反面我输嘛... 
[07:58.61]Wait a minute. 等等... 
[08:00.48]-Yes, Joe? -I forgot to pick up my dry cleaning. -怎么了, 乔伊? -我忘了把衣服从干洗店拿回来了... 
[08:08.18]So you doing okay? 你还好吧？ 
[08:10.59]Well, I've been better. You guys are gonna come visit, right? 嗯, 我好多了 你们都会来看我的, 对不对? 
[08:14.26]Yes! You know, in six months, the statute of limitations runs out.. 当然了！再过6个月我的禁令就过期了  
[08:17.79]and I can travel internationally again. 到时候我又可以作国际旅行了  
[08:22.50]-I'm gonna miss you so much. -I know. -我一定会很想你的！ -我也是  
[08:26.70]You know what? I have some goodbye stuff that I wanted to say.. 你知道么, 我对你们每个人都有些告别的话要说  
[08:29.94]to each of you. I was gonna save it till the end of the night, but come here. 我本来打算在结束的时候说的, 但是...跟我来  
[08:37.48]Hey, what do you think they're doing in there? 嘿, 你们说她们到屋里去干吗？ 
[08:40.21]If I had to guess, I'd say.. 嗯, 照我看来  
[08:42.12]Rachel's putting on the bubble wrap, and Phoebe's doing the punching. 肯定是瑞秋戴上塑料泡沫, 然后菲比来动手打  
[08:49.29]Phoebe, I don't even know where to start. 哦, 菲比, 我真不知道应该怎么开口  
[08:51.66]Okay, well, before you do, I know we weren't supposed to get you presents.. 嗯, 这样吧 我知道今天本来不需要给你准备礼物的 
[08:55.93]but I do have something for you. 但我还是准备了一个  
[09:01.17]-What is it? -Well, it's a cotton swab.. -哦, 哦, 这是什么？ -是一个棉花棒  
[09:03.60]with a bit of my saliva on it.. 上面沾了些我的口水  
[09:07.17]so that if they perfect the cloning process while you're over there.. 这样一来 如果你在巴黎的时候发现那边的克隆技术成熟了 
[09:10.98]you can use the DNA to create your own Phoebe. 你就可以用这上面的DNA来另外做一个菲比 
[09:18.35]I'm gonna throw this away.. 啊...我可能会把这个扔掉... 
[09:21.76]but thank you so much for the gesture. 但是我很感谢你这份心意... 
[09:26.99]Chandler? 钱德？ 
[09:29.03]I was just in our bedroom, and I found these on my pillow. 我刚才在卧室的枕头上发现了这个？ 
[09:33.20]Oh, yes, I decided to leave those out for you in case Richard stops by.. 哦, 我决定把这个先给你留着  万一哪天Richard过来 
[09:36.87]and you want to engage in a little light bondage and mustache play. 你可以跟他的胡子一起玩  
[09:42.71]What? These aren't mine. 你说什么呢？这不是我的！ 
[09:44.51]Oh, yeah, right! 啊？是吗？ 
[09:46.01]Good luck getting another scarf dance from me. 以后休想再让我给你跳领带舞了！ 
[09:50.05]That would be a terrible punishment. 这种“惩罚”太可怕了... 
[09:54.16]But I'm serious, I've never seen these before. 我是说真的 我以前从来没见过这东西  
[09:56.59]Really? Then what are they doing in our guest room? 真的吗？那它怎么会出现在我们的客房里的？ 
[09:59.99]Rachel used to live in that room. 瑞秋曾经在那里住过  
[10:01.93]Rachel. With handcuffs. 瑞秋...戴着手铐...  
[10:05.70]Interesting. 真不错... 
[10:07.94]Joey's bare ass. 光着屁股的乔伊!!! 
[10:13.71]Well played. 真有你的  
[10:21.18]-I love you, Phoebe. -I love you too. -我爱你, 菲比! -我也爱你! 
[10:26.75]Please.. 你.. 
[10:28.26]Please don't.. 你可千万...千万... 
[10:29.76]Don't turn into, you know, a French bitch. 别...别变成一个...法国婊子... 
[10:34.03]I won't. 好的 
[10:37.43]All right. Well, if I'm gonna do this, I better keep going. 我得继续找其他人了  
[10:40.57]-Okay. -Okay. -好的 -好的 
[10:42.07]-Monica? -Yeah? -莫妮卡 -哦！ 
[10:43.57]-Will you come with me for a minute? -Sure. -跟我进来一下好吗？ -当然 
[10:48.08]-Are you wearing waterproof mascara? -No. -你的面霜是防水的么？ -不是啊 
[10:50.68]Oh, you're so screwed. 哦, 你完蛋了  
[10:58.15]Hey. 嘿  
[10:59.72]What was that all about? 这是怎么回事？ 
[11:01.49]She's gonna say goodbye to each of us individually. 她打算跟我们每个人单独告别  
[11:05.43]Are you kidding? Oh, my God. 哦, 开什么玩笑, 天哪！ 
[11:07.66]Yeah, I know. It's gonna be even worse for you. God. 是啊, 我知道, 轮到你的时候可能会更糟  
[11:11.40]Well, just get ready to do some serious crying. 天哪, 准备好好大哭一场吧  
[11:14.60]Man, I'm not gonna be able to handle this. 天哪, 我怕我会撑不过去... 
[11:18.67]Now I know how my students feel at the end of each year. 我现在终于知道每个学期末我的学生们的感受了  
[11:23.68]And why they act out by giving me such bad evaluations. 我猜他们是因为太舍不得我了 所以才会（在教师评定中）给我打那么低的分数  
[11:32.25]Mon. Okay. 莫妮卡, 好吧 
[11:34.62]I better just say what it is I'm gonna say. 我就直说了 我想说的是... 
[11:41.80]None of the amazing things that have happened to me in the last 10 years.. 如果没有你, 我在过去十年里 
[11:46.93]would have happened if it wasn't for you. 我不可能会这么幸福  
[11:51.44]No one has been more like a sister to me. 一直以来, 你对我来说就像是姐姐一样  
[11:56.31]I know what you mean. 我知道  
[11:58.35]You're like a sister to me too. 我也一直把你当作妹妹  
[12:05.72]I don't know what I'm going to do without you. 我不知道没有你我会怎么办！ 
[12:10.93]You're the greatest friend I ever had. 你是我最好的朋友 
[12:14.30]seeing you every day. 每天见到的 
[12:19.17]What? 你说什么？ 
[12:21.64]I.. I.. I.. 我, 我… 
[12:24.34]see you every day! 每天都看见你 
[12:28.24]That is so sweet! 太让我感动了！！！ 
[12:37.05]Oh, no, she took down Monica. 哦, 她连莫妮卡都搞定了 
[12:40.89]And I'm the crier in the family. 要知道 在盖勒家我是最爱哭的  
[12:44.99]Oh, God, I could be next. 哦, 天哪, 可能该轮到我了  
[12:47.16]Maybe she won't talk to me if it looks like we're deep in conversation. 如果我跟你说话, 她可能就不选我了  
[12:50.77]Oh, so that thing you said about the thing.. 哦, 那么说你之前说的那个什么 
[12:53.20]it really made me think about that other thing. 让我想起了那个什么  
[12:55.87]-Rach? -Oh, it's okay, Chandler's talking to her. -瑞秋？ -好了, 看起来钱德找上她了  
[12:58.77]I really made you think about that thing, huh? 你想起了哪个什么啊？ 
[13:05.85]Rach, I think I have something that belongs to you. 瑞秋, 我想这个应该是你的吧？ 
[13:13.62]I'm sure gonna miss pretending to laugh at your weird jokes that I don't get. 哈, 你的笑话又来了 每次我都得逼着自己乐  我将来一定会怀念这种感觉  
[13:20.53]No, no, they're really yours. We found them in your old room. 不, 不, 这真的是你的  我们是在你住过的房间里找到的  
[13:24.23]These aren't mine. Maybe Monica used to use them with.. 但这不是我的啊 也许这是莫妮卡以前和... 
[13:27.13]Don't say Richard. 别提Richard! 
[13:30.50]Well, if they're not Monica's and they're not yours, then whose are they? 如果这不是莫妮卡的, 也不是你的, 那是谁的呢？ 
[13:34.21]I think you're forgetting the kinkiest former resident of that room. 我想你大概忘了 在客房里住过的所有人里面, 谁是最变态的？ 
[13:38.01]-Phoebe! -Yeah! -菲比 -哦 ! 
[13:42.52]I think these are yours. 我想这个是你的吧？ 
[13:45.25]These are not mine. Look how flimsy they are. Come on. 这不是我的! 这么松松垮垮的  
[13:51.39]My God, you try to hang a guy from a water pipe with these.. 如果你用这个把人栓在水管上面 
[13:54.90]they'll snap like a piece of licorice. 他轻而易举就跑掉了  
[13:58.97]-Can I talk to you alone for a minute? -Sure. -我能单独跟你谈谈么？ -当然  
[14:05.01]You don't really handcuff guys to water pipes do you? 你不会真的把人拷在水管上吧？ 
[14:08.91]Where do you think Mike really is? 你以为麦克现在在哪儿？ 
[14:20.65]Oh, honey.. 哦, 亲爱的  
[14:22.19]Let me just saying something because once we get into this.. 让我先说两句吧  要不然待会儿... 
[14:25.33]I'm gonna get all uncomfortable and probably make some stupid joke. 一旦我觉得不自然 可能又该开始开无聊的玩笑了  
[14:31.37]I just want to say that I.. I love you. 我就是想说, 我...我爱你  
[14:36.10]And I'm gonna miss you. 还有就是, 我会想你的  
[14:39.44]And I'm so sad that you're leaving. 你就这么走了, 我真的很难过  
[14:44.65]Oh, you know what? 哦, 你知道吗 
[14:47.95]Let's not say anything else. 哦, 其它的什么也不用说了  
[14:50.48]I love you. 我也爱你 
[14:54.22]Not so tight. 哦, 别抱的这么紧！ 
[14:58.99]-I'm sorry, give me one more chance. -Okay. -对不起, 再给我一次机会  -好吧  
[15:01.33]Okay. 好吧  
[15:04.90]I'm sorry. Just go. Just go. I can't. I can't. 走吧, 走吧 我控制不了自己  
[15:14.98]-So I guess you're next. You ready? -I don't think so. -看来你是下一个了 准备好了没有？ -还没有  
[15:18.05]Oh, you're definitely not. I haven't cried like that in years. 显然你没有  我几年都没有这么哭过了  
[15:21.88]You cried yesterday at the 6:00 news. 昨天晚上你还对着六点钟的新闻哭来着 
[15:24.35]That old woman was being scammed by her mechanic. 那个老太太被人骗得好惨！ 
[15:29.19]God, I can't believe she saved me for last. 天哪, 没想到她居然把我排在最后  
[15:32.53]Why are they taking so long? 他们俩怎么还没说完？ 
[15:34.43]I don't know. But, God, Joey seems to be handling it surprisingly well. 我也不知道  不过看起来乔伊好像没什么事儿一样, 真是意外！ 
[15:42.47]-No! -No! Joey! -不 -不！乔伊 
[15:52.45]Okay, here we go. 好了, 轮到我了  
[15:58.02]-Well.. -Yeah. -啊, 好吧  -嗯  
[16:01.66]I think I'm gonna take off. 我想我该走了  
[16:08.90]I have such a big, big day tomorrow, so.. 我明天会很忙, 所以.. 
[16:12.43]-Rach. -Yeah? -瑞秋. -怎么? 
[16:13.77]Aren't you forgetting something? 你是不是忘了什么事? 
[16:18.01]-Oh, right. Ross. -Yes? -哦，对了. 罗斯 -怎么? 
[16:22.44]I forgot to write your mom a birthday card. Would you please do that for me? 我忘了给你妈妈写生日贺卡了.你能帮我写一张吗? 
[16:28.55]-Sure. -Thank you. -当然. -谢谢. 
[16:30.68]Oh, you guys, this was an amazing night. Thank you so much. 哦, 真是奇妙的夜晚啊, 非常感谢 
[16:34.82]I love you. 我爱你们 
[16:36.79]Good night. 晚安 
[16:42.50]What?! 什么?! 
[16:47.23]I don't get a goodbye? 都不和我说再见的? 
[16:49.84]Lucky bastard. 你这个幸运的混蛋 
[16:58.21]Unbelievable. She says goodbye to everyone but me! 我简直不敢相信.... 她跟你们每个人告别, 却不跟我说  
[17:01.72]Well, maybe she thought that with all of your history, it could be.. 也许她觉得你们这么多年的默契... 一切都... 
[17:05.25]-you know, implicit. -Well, it needs to be "plicit." -“尽在不言中”了呢 -啊! 那起码需要“言”呢 
[17:10.49]You know, maybe she was just really spent from our talk. 你知道, 也许她和我们讲话花费不少体力 
[17:14.29]-It was pretty intense. -Yeah, mine too. -真是非常的热烈啊 -对啊, 我的也是 
[17:16.40]-Mine was a humdinger. -Okay! -我的很了不起 -没错 
[17:19.20]All right, let's think about this. I mean, there's gotta be an explanation. 我们好好想想, 肯定是有什么原因的  
[17:22.90]-Did you do anything to make her mad? -No, I don't think so. -你是不是惹她生气了？ -没有啊  
[17:27.07]You didn't, say, borrow her Girls Gone Wild video and never return it? 那你有没有借她的"Girls Gone Wild"录影带 而且又不还 
[17:32.91]Really? Now? 真的? 现在? 
[17:35.85]I mean, don't I deserve anything? I mean, a few tears, a cursory hug? 我是说, 我真的那么无足轻重吗？ 哪怕是几滴眼泪, 一个简单的拥抱... 
[17:43.36]Not from you! 不是跟你抱！ 
[17:46.86]Ross, if you're this upset, you should go and talk to her. 罗斯, 如果你这么在意, 你应该去跟她直说  
[17:49.93]And say what? You owe me a goodbye? 说什么啊？说“你还没跟我告别呢”？ 
[17:52.53]-I mean, he's got more pride than that. -The hell I do! -他的自尊心往哪儿放？ -什么自尊心, 见鬼去吧 
[17:59.91]-I don't get a goodbye? -What? -连再见都不跟我说？ -什么？ 
[18:02.44]Everyone gets a goodbye but me? What do I gotta do to get a goodbye? 你跟其他人都告别过了, 为什么没有我？ 到底要我做什么你才舍得跟我说句再见？ 
[18:06.91]Be best friends with you? Go out with you? 和你做好朋友？和你约会？  
[18:10.18]Have a baby with you? 跟你生个孩子？ 
[18:11.75]Oh, wait a minute. Wait a minute! I did all those things! 哦, 等一下, 等一下, 这些我好像都做过！ 
[18:15.56]-Ross.. -Or maybe I'm just not giving you.. -罗斯   -哦, 也许我应该体谅你一下  
[18:17.86]enough credit. I mean, it is difficult to say goodbye to five people. 也许连续跟五个人说再见是太困难了一点, 嗯... 
[18:22.70]Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, g.. 再见, 再见, 再见, 再见, 再... 
[18:25.73]It's physically impossible! 哦, 简直不可能啊！！！ 
[18:30.74]You know what? After all we've been through.. 你知道么, 我们这么多年的感情 
[18:33.31]I can't believe this is how you want to leave things between us. 我真没想到这就是你想要的结局  
[18:36.74]Have a good time in Paris. 祝你在巴黎一切顺利  
[18:44.15]Rach, I know this may not be the best time.. 瑞秋, 我知道现在可能不是最佳时机. 
[18:47.15]but Joey's going over the balcony again. Could you just come talk to him? 但是乔伊又去阳台了, 你能过来和他谈谈吗? 
[18:57.46]-I hope Ross isn't too upset. -I'm sure he's not more bummed out.. -我希望罗斯不会太沮丧  -我肯定   
[19:00.93]-than I am. -Tell me about it. -我比他难过  -谁说不是呢  
[19:03.14]Well, you can't say we don't know how to throw a party. 看来我们的聚会办得不错！ 
[19:07.01]I think I'm gonna head out. 我要撤了  
[19:10.01]-Where do you think you're going? -I thought I was going home to bed.. -你打算去哪儿？ -我打算回家睡觉  
[19:13.91]but I'm sensing there's something less fun for me to do here. 不过现在我感觉到有人要逼我留下来了  
[19:18.09]We're moving, and we got a lot of packing to do. 我们马上就要搬家了, 有很多东西需要收拾  
[19:21.05]-It'd be great if you guys could pitch in. -Joey and I can finish up the guest room. -如果你们能来帮忙就太好了  -乔伊和我可以继续收拾客房  
[19:25.33]Yeah, good idea. 是啊, 是啊, 好主意  
[19:28.40]Oh, no. You and Phoebe are gonna help me in here. 噢, 不行  你和菲比留在这儿帮我  
[19:32.23]You couldn't be cool. 你就不会装得冷静一点  
[19:35.50]We're gonna start in the kitchen. 好的, 让我们从厨房开始  
[19:37.27]Plates get put into plate protectors and stacked 10 to a box. 首先盘子放在盘套里, 然后十个一组装箱  
[19:40.57]The silverware gets bundled in rubber bands and then bubble wrapped. Got it? 银器要先用橡胶膜捆上, 然后用塑料泡沫包上  明白了没有？ 
[19:44.65]-Yeah. -Good. I need you to be careful.. -明白了  -好 , 你们要小心一点  
[19:46.78]and efficient. And remember, if I'm harsh with you.. 同时动作要快 记住, 如果我朝你们叫唤... 
[19:49.62]it is only because you're doing it wrong. 那肯定是你们哪里做错了  
[19:54.56]Hey, Mon, I think I figured out whose handcuffs they are. 嘿, 莫妮卡, 我想我知道手铐是谁的了..  
[19:57.72]-You did? How? -Well, I was cleaning out the closet.. -你怎么知道的？ -我刚才在收拾柜子的时候.. 
[20:00.59]and I found some pictures of them.. 发现了这个   
[20:03.13]-being used. -Oh, my God, let me see. -一些相关的照片  -天哪, 让我看看  
[20:08.77]Who's that dirty old lady? 那个又老又脏的女人是谁啊？ 
[20:11.77]Monica's grandmother. 莫妮卡的祖母  
[20:14.71]Oh, my God. Nana liked it rough! 哦, 天 原来她老人家喜欢这调调！ 
[20:19.91]-Hi. -Hey. -嗨 -嘿 
[20:22.38]-What are you guys looking at? -Oh, just normal pictures.. -你们在看什么？ -哦, 只是普通的照片.. 
[20:25.32]of our regular family not having sex. 正常的家庭却没有做爱 
[20:29.02]-Oh, here, have a seat. -Yeah. -来, 坐下, 坐下  -好 . 
[20:30.56]-How was your night? -Oh, it was okay. -今天晚上过得怎么样？ -还不错. 
[20:32.69]I went to a movie with my cousin then out for dinner. 我和我堂兄去看了场电影 然后一起吃了晚饭  
[20:35.60]We went to this place that had.. 我们去的餐厅... 
[20:43.30]Anyway, they had these really amazing cheeseburgers. 噢...噢... 总之呢, 那家餐厅的起司汉堡真是棒极了  
[20:49.68]-Erica, are you okay? -Yeah, you know, maybe I ate too much. -艾瑞卡, 你是不是不舒服？ -有一点 可能是我吃多了  
[20:53.21]I keep getting these stomachaches. They come and go every few minutes. 我的胃一直有点疼, 每隔几分钟就疼一下  
[20:59.62]-Oh, my God. -Relax, we'll just get her some antacids. -哦, 天哪  -别紧张, 我们给她点胃药就行了  
[21:04.59]She doesn't have a stomachache! She's in labor! 那不是胃痛, 那是阵痛的症状！！！ 
[21:07.29]-Oh, my God! -Yeah, you gotta get to the hospital! -哦, 天哪！ -要赶快送她去医院！！！ 
[21:09.93]Chandler, get the coats! Erica, let's go! Phoebe and Joey, keep packing! 钱德去拿外套, 艾瑞卡我们马上出发  菲比和乔伊, 继续收拾！ 
[21:14.07]Oh, my God, we're gonna have a baby. 哦, 天哪, 我们要有孩子了！ 
[21:17.27]We're gonna have a baby! 哦, 天哪, 我们要有孩子了！ 
[21:19.31]Oh, my God, we're gonna have a baby! 哦, 天哪, 我们要有孩子了！ 
[21:21.58]Oh, God, I've gotta sit down! I've gotta sit down! 哦, 我的上帝, 我得坐一下, 我得坐一下  
[21:26.51]-Honey, it's gonna be okay. -You can do this. Just breathe. -亲爱的, 一切都会很顺利的  -你一定能撑过去的, 深呼吸  
[21:30.45]Okay. Okay. 好好好 
[21:33.42]Okay, I feel a little better. 我觉得好一点了  
[21:36.22]Are you sure? 噢...你真的好一点了么？ 
[21:39.26]-Yes, I'm sure. Oh, honey, let's go. -Okay. -是的, 我没事 亲爱的, 我们走吧  -好 
[21:42.03]-Come on, let's go. -Okay, bye, everyone! -哦, 亲爱的, 走吧 -大伙儿再见了！ 
[21:44.23]-We're having a baby! -Good luck! -我们就要有孩子了 -好运！ 
[21:45.93]-Chandler, wait, wait, wait! -What? -钱德, 等等, 等等 -干吗? 
[21:47.87]If you get a second, find out where she got that cheeseburger. 如果她有空的话 帮我问问 她的那个起司汉堡是在哪儿买的  
[21:58.71]"Dear, Judy. "亲爱的.朱迪 
[22:00.61]Happy birthday, love Rach.." 生日快乐, 爱你的瑞秋.." 
[22:03.18]No. You know what? I'm not doing this. 不行, 你知道吗? 我做不来这个 
[22:08.42]You think I didn't say goodbye to you because I don't care? 你真的以为我不跟你告别是因为我不在乎你？ 
[22:11.59]That's what it seemed like. 看起来就是这样啊 
[22:13.29]I cannot believe that after 10 years you do not know one thing about me! 我真不敢相信, 都十年了 你居然对我连最起码的了解都没有  
[22:18.17]-Then why didn't you say something? -Because it is too damn hard, Ross! -那你倒说说, 你为什么不跟我告别呢？ -因为...那对我来说太困难了, 罗斯 
[22:23.64]I can't even begin to explain to you how much I am gonna miss you. 一想到我会那么挂念你 我根本就开不了口 
[22:28.88]When I think about not seeing you every day, it makes me not want to go. 每当我想到自己不能再天天看到你 我就不想走了  
[22:34.15]Okay? So if you think that I didn't say goodbye to you.. 如果你以为我不跟你告别是因为... 
[22:37.42]because you don't mean as much to me as everybody else, you're wrong. 你对我来说不如其他人那样重要 那么你错了  
[22:41.19]It's because you mean more to me. 对我来说你比他们都重要  
[22:44.12]So there, all right? There's your goodbye! 好了, 现在明白了吧, 这就是你要的告别  
[22:46.99]-Rach! -What? -瑞秋 -干吗？ 
[22:48.60]-You keep.. You can't.. -What? -你...你不...你不能... -不能什么？ 
[23:11.79]-A little more. -Okay. -再多塞一点  -哦  
[23:14.86]-A little more. A little more. -All right. -再多一点, 多一点 -好 
[23:18.69]Little more. 再～～来一点  
[23:23.10]-All right. All right, let's do this. -All right, ready? -行了 来吧  -好嘞 你准备好了么？ 
[23:25.93]Yep. Now give me your best shot. 好了 记住了要用全力  
[23:29.30]All right. Here goes. 行 来了 
[23:36.81]Doesn't work. 一点儿用都没有... 
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