[00:02.10]Hey, Emma, you better appreciate this while it lasts.. 嘿, 艾玛 你最好现在感谢这个还能支撑你.. 
[00:05.03]because when you get older, you're not gonna be able to just sit around all day. 因为当你长大了, 你就不能整天都坐着啦! 
[00:09.87]-So true. -Yeah. -确实 -是啊 
[00:15.04]-Hey. -Hey. -嘿！ -嘿！ 
[00:17.58]We're here to say goodbye. We're off to Ohio. 我们来道别, 要去俄亥俄州 
[00:19.98]Oh, right, your adoption interview. 领养面试 
[00:22.42]Yep. We'll meet the lady who could be carrying our baby. 对方有可能是我们BB的妈妈 
[00:25.42]I can't believe it. When you come back, you'll have a baby. That is so weird. 难以置信, 你们回家时会带着BB!  很奇怪 
[00:29.76]And so incorrect. 也很不正确 
[00:32.49]She's only a couple months pregnant. 她怀孕没几个月 
[00:34.36]She liked our application but might not like us. 她选中了我们的申请表, 是否喜欢我们还不一定 
[00:36.93]Come on, she's gonna love you guys. 她会相中你们的! 
[00:39.10]Thank you. But we're trying not to get our hopes up. 谢谢, 我们满怀希望 
[00:42.00]A lot could still get in our way. 看运气吧 
[00:43.81]She could decide against adoption, like another couple better. 她可能会决定拒绝把孩子给人领养 也可能选中其他夫妇 
[00:47.04]What are you gonna name it? 你们打算给小孩取啥名字? 
[00:48.84]I could develop a condition in which I talk and talk and no one hears a word. 我就有这个本事，费尽口舌 而旁人却充耳不闻 
[00:54.38]But just think, okay? What if everything goes right? 试想, 如果一切顺利 
[00:57.19]What if this woman does pick you guys? 她真选了你们俩 
[01:00.66]Oh, my God. She's gonna pick us! 天!那她就会选我们 
[01:03.99]So we're standing firm on "not getting our hopes up"? 我们决心，决不轻易放弃希望 
[01:07.40]No. I know things could still go wrong, but if they don't.. 我明白, 有可能出差错, 但万一顺利 
[01:10.40]if this works out, we're gonna have a baby. A baby! 我们就会有孩子了 一个孩子! 
[01:13.50]-Yes. But.. -Oh, my God. It's gonna work! -是的，但是… -会成功的!  
[01:15.60]We're gonna make it work! 我们会尽力! 
[01:17.34]I'm gonna be a mommy, and you're gonna be a daddy! 我要当妈妈, 你要当爸爸 
[01:19.87]All right, I'll see you suckers. I'm gonna go get me a baby! 回见了笨蛋, 我要去领娃娃了 
[01:27.42]Screw it. I'm gonna be a daddy! 去你们的, 我要当爹啦 
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[02:20.07]Hey, who's Phoebe with? 菲比跟谁聊呢? 
[02:22.44]Mike. 麦克！ 
[02:27.98]No, Joey. Who is Phoebe with at the door? 不，乔伊 和菲比站在门口的是谁? 
[02:33.65]I wanna say, "Someone I'm gonna have sex with." 我想说, 会跟我上床的姑娘 
[02:39.62]-Hey. -Hey. -嘿！ -嘿！ 
[02:41.62]-So who's your friend? -Oh, that's Sarah. -你朋友? -莎拉 
[02:45.36]No. Don't you get any ideas. 不，你少打我朋友的主意！ 
[02:47.26]I'm not setting you up with any more of my friends. 我再也不给你撮合我的朋友了 
[02:49.96]-Why? Why? -Because you'll date her once.. -为什么？为什么？ -你约会人家一次... 
[02:52.67]sleep with her, then forget she exists. 睡一个，然后就把人家忘到九霄云外 
[02:54.84]Name one friend of yours I did that with. 举例说明 
[02:57.21]-Mandy. -Mandy, huh? -曼蒂 -曼蒂，是吗？ 
[03:00.04]Really hot blond, big boobs? 金发丰胸辣妹? 
[03:03.55]-No. -Might be why I don't remember, huh? -错 -我明白为什么会忘了她 
[03:08.88]Do you think I'm someone else? 你好象把我当别人了? 
[03:15.46]Look, I may not have treated your friends well in the past. 过去我也许待你朋友不公 
[03:18.69]But I have grown up a lot. Really. Honest. Rach? 但我现在成熟多了, 真的, 瑞秋 
[03:21.80]Yeah, believe it or not, it's true. 信不信由你, 是真的 
[03:23.93]I mean, when Joey and I were together.. 乔伊和我交往的时候... 48 00:03:26,030 --> 00:03:30,230 he was wonderful. He was thoughtful and mature. 很乖。体贴, 成熟 
[03:30.41]And for the one week that we went out.. 我们交往那一周 
[03:34.21]he didn't sleep with anybody else. 他没和其他女人上床 
[03:36.14]Growth. 成长 
[03:40.42]-Fine, I'll give you her number. -Okay. Thank you. -好, 给你她的电话号码 -谢谢。 
[03:43.52]And I promise you I will not forget this one. 我保证这个不忘记 
[03:45.72]-Mandy. -Sarah! -曼蒂 -莎拉 
[03:47.32]Sarah. 莎拉 
[03:51.49]-Hey. -Hi. -嘿！ -嗨！ 
[03:52.99]-Hey. -Hey, guys, I need some fashion advice. -嗨！ -嗨, 给点着装建议 
[03:57.17]How does this look? 帽子好看吗? 
[04:04.51]Well, it's.. It's a little low. Pick it up a little. 有点...抬高点, 再高, 再高, 好了 
[04:08.81]A little bit more. 再高 
[04:10.48]A little bit more. 再高 
[04:12.05]There you go. 好了 
[04:15.35]Now throw it away. 扔一边去 
[04:17.72]Come on! This looks good. 别这样, 是好帽子 
[04:20.09]Ross, please trust me. I buy 30 fashion magazines a month. 信我, 我一个月买30本时尚杂志 
[04:23.69]Now I don't know who's running for president or who that NATO guy is.. 我不清楚谁在竞选总统, 也不知道NATO(北约)那家伙是谁 
[04:27.36]but I do know that you have to get far away from that hat. 但我知道, 你该离那帽子越远越妙 
[04:30.73]Damn it. God.. 见鬼 
[04:32.30]I have this date tomorrow night, and I have to look cool. 明晚我要约会, 我得扮帅才行 
[04:35.74]-Well, who's the girl? -Her name's Joan. -她是谁? -她叫琼 
[04:37.87]She's in fashion. She works for Hugo Boss. 她在时尚界工作 她在Hugo Boss（服装品牌）工作 
[04:40.58]Hugo Boss? I thought you said she was in fashion. Hugo Boss?你不说她在时尚界工作? 
[04:46.31]At the Ralph Lauren offices, that would've killed. 在拉夫.劳伦的办公室说这些 你就死定了 
[04:49.78]If you want fashion help, Rachel and l are going shopping tomorrow. 如果你需要着装建议 明天我和瑞秋要去购物 
[04:53.35]-You're welcome to come with us. -Really? That would be great. -欢迎同去 -真的?太好了 
[04:56.66]I mean, I have to do something. 我必须有备而去 
[04:58.33]She kind of teased me about how I dress. 她总是取笑我的衣着 
[05:00.56]I can see why. Nice shirt. 显然, 就凭你那衬衣 
[05:03.40]You're wearing the same shirt. 你和我穿得一样啊 
[05:08.34]Stupid Gap on every corner! GAP公司的大路货! 
[05:18.75]Make yourselves comfortable, and I'll be back with Erica. 随便坐, 我带艾瑞卡过来 
[05:21.68]Okay, thank you. 好，谢啦！ 
[05:24.55]Well, this is it. 总算到了, 你状态如何? 
[05:27.52]-Are you okay? -Yeah, it's just weird, you know? -你状态如何? -很好, 对话会有点奇怪 
[05:29.99]It's like, "Hi, I'm Chandler. May I have the human growing inside you?" "我叫钱德, 你体内的小人 可以给我养吗?" 
[05:36.66]You're gonna be great. 你会表现出色 
[05:38.33]You're gonna be great. 你也是 
[05:40.07]Well, obviously. 那显然 
[05:44.27]Monica? Chandler? I'd like you to meet Erica. 莫妮卡, 钱德 这位是艾瑞卡 
[05:46.84]-Hi. -Hi. It is so, so nice to meet you. -嗨！ -真高兴跟你见面 
[05:49.51]-Hi. -Thank you for agreeing to see us. -嗨！ -谢谢你同意见我们 
[05:51.71]-Hi. -I'll let you get acquainted. -嗨！ -你们熟悉一下 
[05:53.61]-Okay. -So it's Monica and Chandler? -好的！ -莫妮卡和钱德? 
[05:56.85]I only know you as "File CRW33815-D." 你们的档案代号是“母牛3315-d号” 
[06:01.69]That's what our friends call us. 朋友们爱这么叫我们 
[06:04.93]Gosh, you know, you're just such an amazing couple. It's.. 你们这一对令人羡慕 
[06:09.26]kind of intimidating. 简直叫人嫉妒 
[06:10.83]I don't know about that. 是吗? 
[06:12.87]Are you kidding me? I mean, it's enough that you're a doctor. 你在开玩笑吗?我是说， 您是医生 
[06:17.31]But on top of it, you're married to a reverend? 可您竟娶了个牧师! 
[06:24.78]-I don't think that's exactly.. -Let her finish, doctor. -不是吧... -让她说完, 医生 
[06:32.25]-Hey. -Hey. -嗨！ -嗨！ 
[06:34.29]My friend Sarah had a great time last night. 莎拉昨晚跟你一起很愉快 
[06:37.36]-Yeah. -Yeah, so you gonna call this one back? -是吗 -是啊, 这次你会再约她? 
[06:39.93]No. 绝不 
[06:42.63]What are you talking about? Sarah's great. 什么意思, 莎拉很棒 
[06:44.80]Oh, really? You want to know what your "great" friend did? 是吗?你知道你的很棒的朋友 干了什么好事? 
[06:48.87]We're out to dinner, okay? 我们出去吃饭 
[06:50.54]We were getting along, having a really nice time. 相处融洽, 和谐 
[06:53.21]I was thinking she was really cool. 我觉得她很可爱 
[06:55.28]And then, out of nowhere.. 突然间 
[07:20.70]That's it? 就这样?  
[07:22.34]That's why you won't go out with her again? 这是你不理她的理由? 
[07:24.87]So she took some fries. Big deal. 吃你的薯条有什么大不了? 
[07:26.74]Hey, look, it's not about a few fries. 我不是气她吃我几根薯条 
[07:29.21]It's about what the fries represent. 你得清楚薯条的象征意义 
[07:31.28]-What? -All food! -啥? -所有食物!!! 
[07:34.28]Well, I'm sorry. 对不起 
[07:36.18]I can't believe I set you up with such a monster! 竟然介绍你和"怪物"约会 
[07:39.62]Hey, look, I take a girl out.. 我带女孩吃饭 
[07:41.89]she can order whatever she wants. The more the better, all right? 她点什么都可以, 多吃无妨 
[07:45.33]Just don't order a garden salad and then eat my food! 但不可以自己 只点沙拉却夺我的食物 
[07:50.20]That's a good way to lose some fingers. 这么做有可能被切手指的! 
[07:54.54]-Thank God you're here. Listen to this. -What? -谢天谢地你来了, 你来评评理 -啥? 
[07:57.07]Joey and my friend are out last night, having dinner, and she reaches over.. 乔伊昨晚约会我朋友.晚饭时... 
[08:00.91]-and takes a few of his fries.. -Oh, no! -她伸手拿他的薯条 -天! 
[08:04.05]What? 这有什么? 
[08:06.91]You know about the plate thing? 你知道这条规则? 
[08:09.72]Oh, yeah, yeah. No, Joey doesn't share food. 我了解乔伊从不分享食物 
[08:12.39]I mean, just last week we were having breakfast.. 上星期我们早餐时... 
[08:15.32]and he had a couple grapes on his plate. 他盘里有些葡萄 
[08:17.53]-You wouldn't let her have a grape? -No, not me. -你不让她吃葡萄? -不是我 
[08:19.96]Emma. 是艾玛 
[08:24.10]Joey doesn't share food! 乔伊从不分享食物!!! 
[08:31.27]Well, I still think that is a stupid reason not to call someone again. 我坚持, 因为这条破事就 放弃好女孩很不明智 
[08:34.88]You are calling her, okay? 你再约她, 如果有必要 
[08:37.31]And if you need to, then just get an extra plate of fries for the table. 干脆再点一盘薯条不就完了? 
[08:45.62]I like that. 高 
[08:47.46]A sharing buffer. Yeah. 共享缓冲区 
[08:49.99]Yeah, I'll order some extra fries. Maybe a plate of onion rings. 多点一盘薯条 再点一盘洋葱 
[08:53.86]Yeah. Yeah. 好好！ 
[08:55.56]And a shrimp cocktail. 还要冷盘虾 
[08:58.47]And some Buffalo wings. 和辣鸡翅 
[09:00.47]Maybe.. Maybe an individual pizza, huh? 或许，一份披萨 
[09:03.67]And some mozzarella sticks. 和牛排 
[09:07.41]What were we talking about? 我们在谈什么? 
[09:14.25]Wow, this place is awesome. Everyone is so mean. 哇, 这地方真吓人 人人都那么吝啬 
[09:23.06]So fun. 太有意思了! 
[09:25.43]We should just go. I'm not gonna find anything here. 我们走吧, 我在这淘不到什么的 
[09:28.23]This stuff is ridiculous. 这的东西都太可笑了 
[09:29.73]Oh, this place is great! 这地方真不赖! 
[09:34.34]Okay, you guys have fun. I'm gonna go talk to people in this voice. 好了, 你们开心吧 我要用这种声音和人聊天了 
[09:39.77]Rach, come on, I'm not gonna wear any of this. Nothing silver. 别, 我才不穿银色的 
[09:43.31]-Why? -Okay, nothing with hair. -为什么？ -有毛毛领的 
[09:46.51]And nothing with padlocks on it! 更不穿带挂锁的 
[09:49.32]Ross, look. Look, I know that some of this stuff is out there. 我知道有些衣裳不入你眼 
[09:52.45]But I mean, come on, look at this. Look at this sweater. 但你看这件 
[09:55.32]I mean, this is just beautiful. 多美 
[09:57.43]Wow, this is really soft. 是很柔软 
[10:00.46]Three hundred and fifty dollars? 350元? 
[10:02.46]Down from 700. You're saving, like,200 bucks. 从700块打折下来!你差不多省了200块! 
[10:08.50]Both logic and math are taking a serious hit today. 逻辑学和数学都饱受摧残 
[10:13.51]Hey, check this out. It's totally you. 这件好, 很衬你 
[10:16.61]-Wow. -Yeah. -哇哦！ -嗯 
[10:22.15]Wow. Actually, this looks pretty good. 哇哦！这件看起来不错。 
[10:24.69]Yeah. 是啊！ 
[10:29.39]"Boys will be boys"? "孩子就是孩子"(舞曲名)? 
[10:32.53]-What? They will be! -All right. -本来就是! -好好。 
[10:34.90]-That's it, I'm getting out of here. -No, Ross, wait, come on. -算了, 我走 -别，罗斯，等等嘛！ 
[10:38.23]There's other stuff here. There's some nice shirts, these nice pants. 还有其他的呢， 衣裳和裤子都不错 
[10:42.47]Actually, these might look pretty good on me. 其实，这些看起来挺适合我 
[10:44.77]Yes, they will. You know what you should do? Go take a walk. 嗯，不错。这样, 你随便转转先 
[10:47.78]All right? I know your size, and I'll pick out some really good stuff for you. 我知道你尺码, 我帮你挑些真正的好东西 
[10:51.68]-Really? -Yes. -当真? -对 
[10:53.21]I know what looks sexy on guys. 我知道男人穿什么最性感 
[10:54.95]Just wear what I suggest, and she is gonna go nuts for you. 穿我推荐的衣服, 不迷死她才怪 
[10:58.25]So you're saying.. 你是说… 
[10:59.79]if I wear these pants, I might be getting into hers? 我若穿这条裤子，她会允许我侵犯? 
[11:05.23]Why do men keep talking to me like this? 为什么男人老跟我来这套? 
[11:10.26]So the fact that I'm a doctor and my wife's a reverend.. 我是医生, 我太太是牧师,  
[11:13.77]that's important to you? 这对你很重要? 
[11:15.40]Yeah. I read some great applications.. 是啊, 很多申请人都很优秀 
[11:17.51]but I thought, "Who better than a minister to raise a child?" 但是, 带孩子谁也比不上牧师 
[11:20.74]Amen. 阿门 
[11:24.21]Plus, I thought the baby would be in good hands with a doctor. 何况还有医生的妙手 
[11:27.85]Good hands. 很好的一双手。 
[11:29.58]Healing hands. 疗伤圣手 
[11:32.85]Reverend, can I ask? Does the Bible say anything about adoption? 牧师, 圣经上有写领养孩子吗? 
[11:36.36]It says, "Do it." 写了:但做无妨! 
[11:40.03]"And behold, she did adopt unto them a baby. (模仿圣经句式:)她让他们领养了一个婴孩 (原为"你要怀孕生子，可以给他起名叫耶稣") 
[11:46.50]And it was good." (继续:)此乃善举 
[11:50.37]-Wow. -Yeah, wow. -哇 -我也哇 
[11:54.51]I was wondering.. You both have such serious jobs. 我在想 你们工作都责任重大 
[11:57.11]Would you have time to take care of a baby and your flock? 有时间照顾BB? 还兼顾你的教友们? 
[12:00.38]-My flock? -People in your church. -我的教友？ -你们教堂里的人。 
[12:02.88]Oh, my flock. 哦，我的教友。 
[12:06.62]Oh, no, my flock? My flock is good. 我的教友? 我的教友们很不错 
[12:09.02]Yeah. My flock pretty much takes care of themselves by this point. 现在他们能照顾自己 
[12:12.49]Good flock. Flock, flock, flock. 好教友，好教友 
[12:16.90]But being a doctor, that must take up a lot of time. 当医生很花时间吧? 
[12:19.73]Not for me it doesn't. 我的情况不同 
[12:22.64]So how's everything going in here? 谈得如何? 
[12:24.91]We're great. I think I may have asked all my questions. 问题问完了，很满意 
[12:27.71]Good. Do you have questions for Erica? 你们有什么要问她? 
[12:29.74]Yeah, actually. So you read a file that you liked.. 我想问问, 你读到满意的申请表 
[12:33.65]and then you gave the agency the serial number and they contacted us? 然后告诉代理人编号 然后他们联系到我们? 
[12:37.45]Yes. Our system ensures total anonymity. 我们的系统中用户完全匿名 
[12:39.92]-We're very proud of it. -You should be. -我们以此为荣 -应该骄傲 
[12:43.59]You're really on top of stuff. 一流 
[12:46.66]Well then, if there's nothing else, then the two of us should talk. 别的没什么了?那我们俩谈谈 
[12:50.53]I actually.. 实际上… 
[12:52.23]-I don't think we have to. -We don't? -我想我们不必谈了 -为什么不？ 
[12:54.67]Yeah, when I read about you two, I was pretty sure I wanted you.. 我看了你们的 档案就确定要选你们 
[12:58.11]but I just thought we should meet face to face. 但还想当面见见你们 
[13:00.91]I've made my decision. 我决定了, 就选他们 
[13:03.41]I choose them. 就选他们 
[13:05.65]Oh, my God, this is great. 哦，天啊，太棒了 
[13:07.82]This is so great. Did you hear that? 太棒了，听见吗 
[13:09.85]Yeah, I did. 是的，听见了 
[13:11.65]Hey. 嘿！ 
[13:13.35]Thank you. Thank you so much. 谢谢，太谢谢了 
[13:18.63]You are so going to heaven! 你将来一定进天堂! 
[13:25.43]-We got some really great stuff. -Yeah. -我们买了些很棒的东西。 -对！ 
[13:29.00]Yeah, but I'm not sure about some of the bras I got. 但是，有些胸罩似乎不妥 
[13:31.67]Really? Do you want to try some of them on for me? 真的?你能穿上试给我看吗？ 
[13:34.48]Okay. 好 
[13:35.98]Wait, are we in Joey's imagination? 等一下，我们是在乔伊的幻想里? 
[13:40.82]Oh, no. I took one of Ross' bags by mistake. 糟糕, 错拿罗斯一袋 
[13:44.49]And one of mine is missing. 我那件不见了 
[13:46.52]Ross probably has it. You'll get it from him later. 肯定在罗斯那里, 找他拿回来好了 
[13:54.76]So, what do you think? 如何? 
[14:00.13]I think we're not wearing the same shirt anymore. 这次我们可没穿一样! 
[14:04.37]Yeah. Yeah, Rachel picked it out for me. 对，瑞秋帮我选的 
[14:06.81]She told me to trust her, and you know what? I'm glad I did. 她让我相信她 真高兴我答应了, 一路回头率暴高! 
[14:09.81]I turned quite a few heads on my way over here. 在来的路上, 有很多人看我 
[14:14.68]Dude, I really don't think you should be wearing that. 老兄, 别穿成这样 
[14:18.19]I see. 我明白 
[14:19.85]Somebody's afraid of a little competition with the ladies? 有人怕我抢走了女人的目光 
[14:24.33]Looks like someone is the ladies! 有人好象变了女人! 
[14:28.36]You're just jealous because you couldn't pull this off. 你嫉妒, 因为你没出风头 
[14:31.53]Yeah. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a date. 现在失陪了, 我约会去 
[14:37.14]See? All eyes on me! 看到没？大家都只看我! 
[14:46.38]-We are not signing those papers. -Why not? -不能签 -为啥? 
[14:49.75]It's wrong. They made a mistake. They think we're somebody else. 这不对, 他们搞错, 当我们是别人 
[14:53.49]God works in mysterious ways. 上帝的安排, 凡人懂什么 
[14:56.86]You have got to stop. 别再冒充! 
[14:59.43]But she liked us. 但她喜欢我们 
[15:01.20]She likes Doctor Chandler and Reverend Monica. 她喜欢的是钱德医生和莫妮卡牧师 
[15:04.63]If you think about it, I'm kind of like a reverend. 回想一下，我其实满像牧师 
[15:08.10]I mean, as a chef, I serve God by feeding the hungry and poor. 作为厨子, 我给饥饿的人和穷人提供食物 这不也是为上帝服务? 
[15:15.38]Your veal chop is 34.95! 你一份牛排卖34块9毛5! 
[15:19.78]Come on, I just.. I think we've been given an opportunity. 得了, 机会敲门 
[15:22.72]The mistake's already made. They're writing up the papers now. 不如将错就错, 他们都在签协议了 
[15:25.89]But we're not the ones she chose. 但我们是冒充的 
[15:27.92]How can you feel okay about this? 你竟然理直气壮 
[15:31.63]Because. 因为… 
[15:33.66]We may not be who she thinks we are.. 虽然我们不是她选中的人 
[15:37.13]but no one will ever love that baby more than us. 但没人比我们更爱那个小娃娃 
[15:40.13]-I know. -I mean, who knows.. -我明白 -我的意思是 
[15:41.84]how long it's gonna take for someone else to give us a baby? 谁知道我们到底还要等多久 才会有人给我们BB? 
[15:45.01]What if no one ever picks us? 万一永远没人选我们? 
[15:47.78]Oh, honey.. 哦，亲爱的 
[15:49.61]Please? 行吗？ 
[15:51.35]Please. We are so close. 求你了，我们就快成功了 
[15:55.72]Monica, I want a baby too. 莫妮卡，我也想要孩子 
[15:58.29]But this woman is giving away her child. 但她要送出她的心肝宝贝 
[16:00.72]She deserves to know who it's going to. 她应该知道对方的真实身份 
[16:10.86]Okay. You're right. 好吧，你说的没错 
[16:14.90]So we'll tell the truth. 我们跟她摊牌,  
[16:17.50]And who knows, you know? Maybe she'll like us for us. 而且谁知道呢, 对吧? 没准，她喜欢的是咱俩本人 
[16:23.64]Maybe she will. 或许！ 
[16:26.31]Why couldn't I have been a reverend? 我怎么就不是牧师呢! 
[16:28.45]You're Jewish. 你是犹太教的 
[16:32.09]Technicality! 差别不大! 
[16:39.59]Garden salad for the lady. 女士点的戈登沙拉 
[16:41.50]Oh, that looks great. Good ordering. 看来很诱人, 真会点 
[16:44.97]Seafood platter for the gentleman, and extra fries. 男士点的海鲜拼盘, 另有一盘薯条, 请慢用 
[16:49.00]Enjoy. 请慢用 
[16:53.11]Those fries look delicious. 薯条很美味 
[16:54.91]I didn't know you liked French fries. 你也喜欢吃法国薯条? 
[16:57.34]Help yourself. What's mine is yours. 吃吧, 我的就是你的 
[17:04.72]Wow, are those stuffed clams? 好大的清蒸粉蚌 
[17:11.36]Yes, they are my stuffed clams. 对, 是我的清蒸粉蚌 
[17:16.13]How about those fries, though, huh? 吃薯条如何? 
[17:19.80]-They are delicious. -Yeah. -真美味 -是啊 
[17:25.74]You are beautiful, you know that? 你真漂亮，知道吗 
[17:30.44]That is so sweet. 你好甜 
[17:34.05]Okay, then. 喂！ 
[17:47.76]Now look what you did! 你捣什么乱! 
[17:50.06]What? What is the matter with you? 怎么回事? 
[17:52.47]I don't like it when people take food off of my plate, okay? 我不喜欢别人抢我的东西吃 
[17:56.00]But you said, "What's mine is yours." 但你说过"我的就是你的" 
[17:58.17]Well, I didn't mean it! 我言不由衷! 
[18:01.21]Fine. Sorry, I didn't think it was that big a deal. 好吧, 对不起, 没想到你这么在乎 
[18:07.15]No, I'm sorry. I.. 抱歉 
[18:09.28]I'm overreacting, okay? It's just, when it comes to food, I.. 反应过激, 食物方面 
[18:13.92]have certain rules.. 我有一些戒律 
[18:15.66]okay? I mean.. 我是说 
[18:17.62]there are things you do, and, you know, things that you don't do. 有些事可以做, 有些事就不可以 
[18:29.54]Wow, this place looks great. 这儿很不错 
[18:31.34]Oh, you are gonna love it. And I'm so glad we're finally doing this. 你会喜欢的, 真高兴我们在一起 
[18:36.01]-Me too. -Here. -我也是 -这儿 
[18:47.45]So this was fun. 真有趣！ 
[18:57.97]I really am sorry about, you know, before. 刚才的事真抱歉 
[19:01.07]And I want to make sure you know I really do like you. 我想说, 我真的喜欢你 
[19:03.94]Sure, just not as much as clams. 是啊, 但是没有喜欢蛤蚌那么多 
[19:06.87]Well, stuffed clams.. 清蒸粉蚌 
[19:10.64]Chocolate torte for the lady. 女士要的巧克力甜品 
[19:12.71]Cheesecake for the gentleman. 男士的奶酪蛋糕 
[19:15.05]Excuse me, sir. There seems to be some sort of red crap on my cheesecake. 抱歉，我的蛋糕上不是应该有些红葡萄吗？ 
[19:21.09]Yes, that's a raspberry coulis. 是的，那是覆盆子 
[19:23.52]Coulis is not a monkey? 覆盆子不是一种猴子吗? 
[19:26.73]When I read the description I thought it came with a little raspberry monkey. 当我看到覆盆子这个词的时候 我还以为是一种猴子呢！  
[19:31.13]-Oh, my God. -I'll just have what she's having instead. -哦，天啊 -我要换成她那种 
[19:35.34]Oh, I'm sorry, sir. That was our last piece. 抱歉先生，那是最后一块了 
[19:45.31]I'm so stupid ordering cheesecake, trying to be healthy. 点奶酪蛋糕真够蠢, 还说健康食品呢 
[19:50.52]Oh, no. 哦，不 
[19:52.92]This is work. I should call in. Can you excuse me? 天啊, 真好吃 工作电话, 我得复机 
[19:55.82]Yeah, sure. No problem. 请便 
[20:00.36]What are you doing? I thought you don't share food? 干嘛?你不是不和人分享食物? 
[20:03.70]Sure I do. 才没有, 吃点我的 
[20:05.43]Coulis? 覆盆子？ 
[20:07.57]No. If I can't have your clams, you can't have my dessert. 不，我都不能吃你的蛤蚌 你也不能碰我的甜品 
[20:11.57]This is a two-way street. 规则是双向的 
[20:15.91]Really? 是吗? 
[20:18.31]Really. 是的。 
[20:19.81]Now this all better be here when I come back. 我回来时希望它完好无损 
[20:22.72]Yeah, of course. I can control myself. 当然, 我能控制自己 
[20:38.73]Stop staring at me! 别再瞪着我! 
[20:51.85]Just a tiny little.. 就一小口 
[21:09.00]I'm not even sorry. 我甚至不抱歉 
[21:15.50]-Hi. -Hey. -嗨！ -嗨！ 
[21:17.64]So these are the preliminary forms for an open adoption. 领养的初步手续就这些了 
[21:21.94]There's a lot to go over, but I'll explain as we go through. 后续的手续还很多, 希望一切顺利 
[21:26.88]-Is that a picture? -Yeah. -孩子的照片? -对 
[21:29.28]It's a sonogram they took of the baby last week. 是上周给bb拍的B超 
[21:31.89]I thought you might want to see it. 你们也许有兴趣看看 
[21:41.13]Look, doctor. 医生快看 
[21:47.17]Look, before we sign anything, we really have to talk. 签字前我们得谈谈 
[21:53.91]We're not who you think we are. 我们不是你选中的夫妇 
[21:56.01]-I don't understand. -The agency must have made a mistake. -什么意思? -代理公司肯定出错了 
[21:59.28]My wife is not a reverend, and I'm not a doctor. 我太太不是牧师, 我不是医生 
[22:02.42]-What? -That's impossible. -啊? -不可能 
[22:04.52]I could perform an operation on you and prove it if you'd like. 我可以替你开刀, 向你证明 
[22:09.62]I have to check your file. Excuse me. 我去查档案，抱歉失陪 
[22:12.93]So who are you? 你们到底是谁? 
[22:14.46]Our names really are Monica and Chandler. We're from New York. 我们是叫莫妮卡, 钱德, 纽约来的 
[22:17.70]Yeah, but the important thing to know about us.. 但重要的是 
[22:20.27]is how much we would care for this little baby. 我们真的很爱这个小孩 
[22:23.64]So you lied to me before? 你们先前跟我撒谎? 
[22:25.81]Well, we "bore false witness." 我们起“假誓” 
[22:30.84]See? I could be a reverend. 看, 我真有当牧师的天赋 
[22:34.35]I can't believe this. 我真不敢相信 
[22:36.08]But we were hoping that since we told you the truth.. 我们希望说明真相后 
[22:38.75]-that you still might consider.. -Giving you my baby? -你能网开一面 -把我的宝贝给你们? 
[22:42.06]You think I'd give you my child after this? 把孩子给两个骗子? 
[22:44.39]You don't have to decide now. If you look at our file.. 不必马上决定，请看看我们的档案 
[22:47.19]I don't want to look at your file. This is over. 没兴趣, 到此为止 
[22:54.70]Erica, wait. Erica 请等等,  
[22:56.60]I have nothing to say to you. 我跟你无话可说 
[22:58.74]Look, you have every reason to be upset. 你很有理由生气 
[23:01.07]We did lie. 我们是撒了谎 
[23:02.71]But only because we've been waiting and trying to have a baby for so long. 但那是因为我们想要个孩子等太久了 
[23:06.91]And we don't know how long it's gonna be before we get another chance. 我们也不知道下一个机会 何年何月才会到来 
[23:10.58]Why don't you ask the reverend to pray on it? 让你的牧师祈祷去吧! 
[23:12.89]Erica, please. Erica, 等等 
[23:15.99]Just consider us. Ask them to see our file. 考虑一下我们吧 找他们要我们的资料 
[23:20.29]Our last name's Bing. 我们姓宾 
[23:22.43]My wife's a chef, and I'm in advertising. 我太太是大厨，我从事广告业 
[23:26.10]Oh, yeah. 嗯 
[23:28.10]I actually liked you guys. 我的确喜欢你们 
[23:32.11]But it doesn't matter. What you did was wrong. 但你们不该撒谎 
[23:34.54]But you did like us. 但你喜欢我们对不对 
[23:37.21]And you should. 你没有喜欢错 
[23:39.71]My wife's an incredible woman. 我太太很了不起 
[23:42.12]She is loving, and devoted and caring. 有爱心, 乐于奉献, 关怀他人 
[23:46.59]And don't tell her I said this, but the woman's always right. 别告诉她我这么说 而且她一贯正确 
[23:54.23]I love my wife more than anything in this world. 我爱我太太胜过世上一切事物 
[23:59.00]And it.. 所以.. 
[24:01.74]It kills me that I can't give her a baby. 不能给她个孩子, 我难受得要命 
[24:10.54]I really want a kid. 我很想要孩子 
[24:14.01]And when that day finally comes, I'll learn how to be a good dad. 有了孩子以后 我会学习如何做是个好爸爸 
[24:18.32]But my wife.. 但我太太… 
[24:20.55]she's already there. 她已经是个好妈妈 
[24:23.02]She's a mother.. 她是一个妈妈 
[24:26.13]without a baby. 可惜没孩子 
[24:35.34]Please? 求你了 
[24:48.92]You still want that baby? 你还要那孩子吗? 
[25:06.80]God bless you, Chandler Bing! 上帝保佑你，钱德宾 
[25:22.65]Turns out this sweater is made for a woman. 原来这是女人穿的 
[25:27.65]So why are you still wearing it? 那你还穿? 
[25:29.82]Because it's soft. 柔软。 
[25:33.43]Hey, so how was your date? 今天过得如何? 
[25:35.16]Not so good. 不太好 
[25:38.80]Well, looks like it's just the two of us tonight, huh, buddy? 就咱俩是倒霉蛋 
[25:43.50]Yeah. And you know what? We could do a lot worse. 是啊, 还有更倒霉的时候呢 
[25:46.71]-Yeah. -Yeah. -是阿 -嗯 
[25:51.01]Joey doesn't share food! 乔伊从不分享食物! 
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