[00:05.40]Girls in my magazines are a lot nakeder. 我看的杂志中的女孩多数都是裸体的 
[00:10.57]Oh, hey, Joey. 嘿, 乔伊 
[00:13.21]-Hey. -Listen, I need to ask you something. -嘿 -我有点事要跟你商量 
[00:15.98]You know how my stepdad's in prison? 你还记得我继父在监狱里的事吧? 
[00:18.08]-Yeah. -Yeah. -嗯 -嗯 
[00:20.28]He was supposed to get a weekend furlough so he could go to the wedding. 恩, 这个周末他本来有个假期的  这样明天他就能来参加我的婚礼了 
[00:24.79]But he just called and.. 但是他刚刚打电话来说... 
[00:27.02]Well, apparently stabbing lceman in the exercise yard couldn't wait till Monday. 嗯, 他在操场上捅了一个送冰的家伙  他就不能忍到礼拜一吗！ 
[00:32.59]-So he can't come? -No. -这么说他来不了了吗? -对  
[00:34.70]And so there's no one to walk me down the aisle. And.. 这么一来就没人挽着我走过红地毯了  所以, 嗯... 
[00:38.70]Well, I would just really love it if you would do it. 嗯, 我很希望你能挽着我 
[00:42.70]-Seriously? -Yeah. -真的? -对 
[00:44.27]You've, you know, sort of been like a dad to me. 你知道, 一直以来我都把你当作父亲一样 
[00:48.68]You've always, you know, looked out for me and shared your wisdom. 我是说, 你一直以来都很照顾我, 和我一起分享你的智慧 
[00:55.02]I am pretty "wisdomous." 我的确很有智慧  
[00:58.72]So, what do you say? 所以...你觉得呢? 
[01:00.89]Are you kidding? Phoebe, I would be honored. 当然, 这是我的荣幸, 菲比 
[01:05.33]Oh, thank you. 哦, 谢啦  
[01:09.13]I hope.. 我希望 
[01:11.67]I hope you know how much you mean to me. 你能够了解你对我来说有多么重要 
[01:14.67]Listen, I hope.. 听着, 我希望 
[01:17.37]I hope that you know.. 我希望你知道...... 
[01:21.74]I don't want you to see your father cry. Go to your room! 我不想让你看到爸爸哭的样子 回自己的房间去! 
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[02:15.90]Oh, no, no, no. Let your dad get this. 哦, 不不不, 让你爸付吧 
[02:23.51]It's my wedding planner. She's driving me crazy! 哦, 是我的婚礼策划人 她快把我逼疯了  
[02:26.77]Hello? Okay, stop screaming! 喂, 嘿, 行了行了, 别这么大声嚷嚷! 
[02:31.65]Okay, so halibut. 好, 那就比目鱼好了  
[02:34.45]All right, so salmon. Either way. I don't.. 好吧, 三文鱼也行, 随便什么都好  
[02:37.29]-It doesn't matter to me. -Well, it matters to me! -我无所谓  -可我有所谓! 
[02:42.16]Well, I don't care. So you pick. 好吧, 我不在乎, 听你的好了  
[02:45.23]Did you just hang up on me? 你刚才挂我的电话来着? 
[02:48.60]All right, look, I need you at the rehearsal dinner tonight at 1800 hours. 好了, 听着, 我要你在晚上十八点整 准时到达婚礼彩排的现场  
[02:52.17]Okay. What time is that? 哦, 好, 那是几点钟啊? 
[02:55.94]You don't know military time? 你不知道军用时刻吗? 
[02:57.64]I must have been in missile training the day they taught that. 哦, 当时我在接受导弹训练, 所以没学到  
[03:02.14]Just subtract 12. 减12就行了  
[03:03.75]Okay, so 1800 minus 12.. 噢, 那1800减去12  
[03:06.51]is 1788. 就是1788  
[03:09.12]-Six o'clock! -Okay. -6点钟! -噢 
[03:10.69]Hold on. Yeah? Geller here. 哦, 等一下 好, 我是盖勒 
[03:13.82]No, I said it has to be there by 4:00. Goodbye. 不, 我说过了, 一定要在4点之前送到  再见  
[03:18.46]How hard is it to make an ice sculpture? 天哪 做一个冰雕有那么难么? 
[03:20.73]Harder than it looks. 比看起来难！ 
[03:23.23]Wait. Ice sculpture? That sounds really fancy. 冰雕? 太隆重了吧  
[03:25.73]I told you, I just want a simple wedding. 我跟你说过我只想要一个简单的婚礼就好  
[03:28.27]Please, honey, leave the details to me. 放心好了, 亲爱的 一切都包在我身上  
[03:31.14]Now, I wanna make this day as special for you as I can. 为了你, 我会尽量把这一天弄得特别一些  
[03:34.01]I was thinking the harpist should wear white. 好了, 我打算让港湾乐队(the Harbours) 穿成白色  
[03:36.41]Harpist? My friend Marjorie is playing the steel drums. 港湾乐队? 不是我朋友马崔来敲钢鼓的吗? 
[03:39.88]-Oh, she backed out. -She did? Why? -哦, 她退出了  -她退出了? 为什么? 
[03:42.85]I made her. 我叫她这么做的 
[03:44.89]Steel drums don't really say "elegant wedding." 钢鼓和高雅的婚礼不太搭调 
[03:47.42]-Nor does Marjorie's overwhelming scent. -Hey! -而且马崔的体味太浓了 -嘿!   
[03:51.06]She will shower when Tibet is free. 西藏独立之后她会洗澡的 
[04:02.40]-Hey. You look great. -You too. -嘿 你看起来真美 -你也是  
[04:06.44]I'm glad we're having a rehearsal dinner. I rarely practice my meals before I eat. 我真高兴能有这么一次彩排, 我打算 在把这些食物吃下去之前, 好好跟它们演习一下  
[04:12.35]What did we say was your one gift to us? 嘿, 还记得你答应过 要送给我们的礼物是什么吗？ 
[04:14.88]No stupid jokes, but I thought that was for the actual wedding. 不开无聊的玩笑, 我以为那只是在正式的婚礼上  
[04:18.55]Rehearse it. 先演习一下吧  
[04:21.02]Hi. 嗨 
[04:22.62]-Thanks for coming, you guys. -Oh, yeah.. -真高兴你们都来了  -哦, 我...  
[04:25.06]I was.. I was going for a handshake. 我只打算握个手  
[04:28.73]That why your hand's against my crotch? 所以你把手顶在我的裤裆上? 
[04:30.73]-That is why. -Yeah. -没错  -好了 
[04:34.57]So, Rach, where's Emma? 瑞秋, 艾玛呢？ 
[04:36.30]Monica made me send her to my mom's. 哦, 莫妮卡让我把她送到我妈那里去了  
[04:38.17]Apparently, babies and weddings don't mix. 显然, 婴儿和婚礼可掺合不到一块儿  
[04:41.48]Are you still crying about your damn baby? 你还在为你那烦人的小家伙哭哭啼啼的? 
[04:45.45]Phoebe, you got to keep the line moving. Remember,20 seconds per person. 菲比, 待会儿（在致酒时）你要说快点  记住, 跟每个人都是20秒  
[04:49.22]You see these clowns all the time. 你和这些家伙天天见面 
[04:52.62]You must give me the name of your wedding planner. 你最好把婚礼策划人的名字给我 
[04:55.06]I wanna throw a really tense party. 我真想把紧张的舞会抛开 
[04:58.89]-Hey, you're Mike's parents, right? -Yes, we are. -嘿, 你们是麦克的父母吧? -是的  
[05:02.96]Our little ones are growing up fast, aren't they? 眼看着我们的小家伙们都长这么大了, 是吧？ 
[05:07.07]-How's that? -You know.. -你说什么? -你知道    
[05:08.70]on one hand, you're happy for them. On the other, it's hard to let go. 我们做父母的, 一方面替他们感到高兴 但另一方面, 心里又难免有点舍不得  
[05:13.31]How do you want to divide up the holidays? 你怎么能想着把假日给分开呢? 
[05:15.38]I was thinking Thanksgiving at my place, Christmas at yours. 我在想感恩节在我家, 圣诞在你家 
[05:18.88]Who in God's name are you? 你到底是谁啊? 
[05:22.32]I'm not that fond of you either, buddy. I'm just trying to be nice for the kids. 嘿, 我也不喜欢你们, 知道吗? 我是看在孩子们的面子上才跟你们客气的  
[05:28.86]You know what? We have no idea what we're doing in the wedding tomorrow. 你知道我刚想起什么吗? 咱俩还没有被分配在婚礼上的任务呢 
[05:33.39]I thought we'd be groomsmen. They would have asked us by now. 对啊,我觉得咱们会是伴郎 但都到这会儿了, 他们怎么还不跟咱俩说呢? 
[05:36.50]When did they ask you to be a bridesmaid? 你什么时候知道你是伴娘的? 
[05:39.53]-November. -I wanna say it's not looking good. -呃... 11月? -我觉得情况有点不妙  
[05:43.77]-Hey, Phoebe? -Sorry? -嘿, 菲比！ -干吗? 
[05:45.74]You haven't told these guys what they're doing in the wedding yet. 呃, 你还没有告诉他们俩在婚礼上要做什么呢  
[05:50.31]Well, they're not in the wedding. 哦, 那个, 他们不会出现在婚礼仪式上 
[05:52.15]What? 什么? 
[05:57.99]Well.. 呃 
[05:59.89]this is really awkward. 气氛有点尴尬  
[06:02.72]Oh, and I can leave. 哦, 这儿没我的事儿了 
[06:06.19]I'm sorry, you guys. But Mike's got his brother and his friends from school. 真对不起你们, 但麦克有一个哥哥 而且还有他在学校的死党 
[06:10.63]So, you know, you were.. 所以... 
[06:13.00]If it helps, you were next in line. You just missed the cut. 如果这么说能让你们好受一点, 你们两个是头号候补, 就差那么一点 
[06:17.41]Oh, man. 哦, 天哪. 
[06:18.94]This is like figure skating team all over again. 以前在选花样滑冰队员的时候就是这样 
[06:24.71]I mean, synchronized swimming. 我是说, 水上芭蕾 
[06:27.28]I mean.. I mean, the balance beam. 我的意思是, 平衡木 
[06:30.45]-Help me. -Football. -帮帮忙. -橄榄球! 
[06:31.95]Thank you. 谢了  
[06:34.09]Oh, Phoebe, spit that out. That has pork in it. 噢, 菲比, 赶快吐出来 那里面有猪肉  
[06:38.39]I thought the pot stickers were supposed to be vegetarian? 我记得那个砂锅应该是全素的？ 
[06:41.23]Yeah, I changed them. I sent you a fax about it. 啊, 是的, 但我做了点变动 我发传真告诉你了  
[06:44.37]I don't have a fax machine. 可是我根本没有传真机啊 
[06:47.97]Well, then there are gonna be a few surprises. 哈! 那你可能会发现有一些意外  
[06:52.77]I can't believe we're gonna be the only people not in the wedding. 我简直不敢相信 只有我们俩个不会出现在仪式上 
[06:56.11]-I know. I hate being left out of things. -And it's a wedding. -是啊, 我讨厌被冷落  -要知道这是一个婚礼! 
[07:00.08]It'll be weird if I'm not in it. 如果缺了我感觉会很奇怪的 
[07:04.05]-Hey, guys, how's it going? -Fine. -嘿, 你们俩怎么样? -还好啦 
[07:06.85]We're sitting here, alone, doing nothing. It's our rehearsal for tomorrow. 这不, 我们正坐着呢, 就我们俩, 无所事事  我们在为明天做彩排呢 
[07:12.39]Look, about tomorrow, I've got a question for you. 嘿, 关于明天, 我有个问题问你们  
[07:15.00]I found out one of my groomsmen had an emergency and can't make it. 我刚知道我的一个伴郎出了点急事, 所以不能来了  
[07:18.37]-What happened? -Who cares? And..? -出什么事了? -管那么多干嘛! 所以...? 
[07:22.20]And I was wondering if one of you guys.. 所以我在想, 也许你们两个人中的一个能... 
[07:24.51]-I'll do it! -Me! -我来替他! -不, 不 我, 我! 
[07:27.54]You both wanna do it? There's only room for one. 你们两个都想做? 呃, 只有一个名额  
[07:30.28]Pick me. I look great in a tux, and I won't steal focus. 选我! 我适合穿燕尾服 而且我这模样也不会抢你的镜头  
[07:33.08]No, Mike. No, no, you wanna pick me. I mean.. Watch. 不, 麦克, 不 选我! 我的意思是, 瞧! 
[07:42.82]You know, I really don't feel very comfortable making this decision. 呃, 我不太习惯来做这种决定  
[07:46.36]You know, Phoebe knows you better. I'm gonna let her choose. 菲比更了解你们 我会让她来选  
[07:50.50]Well, if Phoebe's choosing, then say hello to Mike's next groomsman. 嗯, 如果是菲比来选的话, 你现在就可以跟麦克的新伴郎打招呼了 
[07:56.60]Oh, I will. But I will need a mirror.. 哦, 我会的 但我要先找一面镜子 
[07:59.61]as he is me. 因为这个人就是我 
[08:02.68]-Please. You're going down. -You are going "downer." -省省吧, 你逊死了  -你更逊. 
[08:06.31]They say that on the figure skating team? 他们在选花样滑冰队员的时候 就是这么说你的？ 
[08:08.45]I wouldn't know. I didn't make it. 我不知道, 我没被选上 
[08:14.32]You know I'm filling in for Phoebe's stepdad tomorrow, right? 明天我会扮演菲比的继父, 你知道吧? 
[08:17.36]-Yeah. Yeah. Hey, thanks for doing that. -Oh, hey, my pleasure. -知道 很感谢你能这么做  -哦, 嘿, 这是我的荣幸  
[08:21.26]So, what are your intentions with my Phoebe? 那好, 你对我的菲比有什么企图? 
[08:24.67]-I intend to marry her. -Oh, a wiseacre. -我“企图”跟她结婚  -哦, 你这一拳打得还挺聪明  
[08:30.17]I understand you plan to support your wife by playing the piano? 照我的理解, 你似乎打算靠弹钢琴来养活老婆 
[08:34.91]Isn't that kind of unstable? 这种工作好像不太稳定  
[08:37.21]-No more so than acting. -Strike two. -哦, 跟演戏比起来还算好啦  -第二拳  
[08:41.22]You're right. She probably will support me. 你说得对 我可能需要她来养活  
[08:44.79]Hey, unless we move in with you, Dad. 嘿, 除非我们搬去跟你一起住, 爸爸  
[08:48.36]Strike three. 第三拳  
[08:50.99]You only get one more, Mike. 你只有最后一次机会了, 麦克  
[08:55.13]-Michael, can I see you for a moment? -Yeah, sure. -麦克, 我能和你聊聊吗? -当然可以 
[08:58.80]This was.. 那真是.. 
[09:01.04]weird. 太怪了 
[09:04.91]-Hi. -Hey. -嗨 -嘿 
[09:06.17]What's with the face? 脸怎么了? 
[09:07.61]That Mike has got no respect. I'm not sure about him. 那个麦克不尊重人. 我不知道他人怎么样 
[09:11.68]Wait, that's not him. There he is. 等下, 那个不是他, 他人在这呢 
[09:18.39]So? What did you decide? 怎么样? 你决定了没有? 
[09:21.49]I decided to pee. 我决定...要去厕所  
[09:24.46]You have to choose one of us to be in your wedding. 你要在我们两个人里选一个来参加仪式  
[09:27.50]-One of the groomsmen fell out. -Oh, no, no. -有个伴郎来不了了 -哦, 不 
[09:30.06]I can't choose between you two. I love you both so much. 你们两个叫我怎么选啊  你们对我来说同样重要  
[09:33.83]Just not enough to put us in the original wedding party. 的确重要, 差一点就能参加原定的婚礼了  
[09:39.74]Such bitterness. 真痛苦 
[09:42.11]Best to keep that attitude in the seats. 最好把这态度留到婚礼 
[09:44.78]Come on, Phoebe. We both really want to do this, and it's up to you. 来吧, 菲比. 我们都想参加, 而且由你来决定 
[09:48.12]But I don't wanna choose. It's.. 我没法选 这太... 
[09:50.75]Okay, wait. Rach? 哦, 等一下 瑞秋！ 
[09:53.19]Listen, I have a very special bridesmaid task for you to do. 呃, 我需要你作为伴娘替我选样东西  
[09:57.33]Goody! What is it? 太棒了! 选什么? 
[09:59.29]Well, there's a spot open for only one groomsman.. 嗯, 现在伴郎有一个空缺 
[10:01.80]and you have to choose between Ross and Chandler. So good luck with that. 你需要在罗斯和钱德中间选一个 所以...祝你好运  
[10:05.73]What? What, what, what? No, I don't wanna do that. 什么, 什么? 不, 不要, 我不想选这个  
[10:08.44]I guess I have to find a new bridesmaid. 好吧, 我想我只好去另找一个新的伴娘了  
[10:10.50]I'll do it! 我来! 
[10:12.67]Okay, it's 2100 hours. 好, 现在是21:00  
[10:14.81]-Time for your toast. -Do I have time to go to the bathroom? -到你敬酒的时间了  -我能不能先去一下洗手间? 
[10:17.75]You had a bathroom break at 2030. Pee on your own time, Mike. 你去洗手间的时间是20:30  要专时专用, 麦克. 
[10:24.19]In regards to the toasts, okay, you wanna keep them short. 关于致酒词, 要尽量简短一些  
[10:27.29]Nothing kills a rehearsal dinner like long speeches. Okay. 婚礼彩排的时候 没有什么比又臭又长的致酒词更烦人了  
[10:30.46]You just get in, do your thing, and get out. 你要做的就是：上场, 干活, 然后走人  
[10:32.96]Is that what you say to Chandler? 你跟钱德也这么说? 
[10:36.46]It's 2101, and I am not amused. 现在已经21:01了, 而且我一点也不觉得好笑  
[10:40.74]Okay. 好吧 
[10:42.50]The bride and groom have a few words they'd like to say. 新郎和新娘要说“两”句  
[10:48.18]Okay. Hello, everyone. 嗨, 大家好 
[10:50.51]And thank you all for being here tonight. So tomorrow's the big event. 很高兴各位今晚能够光临  明天就是正式的婚礼了  
[10:55.02]Some of you might not know, but Mike and I didn't get off to the best start. 大家可能还不知道, 我和麦克的开始一点也不精彩  
[10:59.19]Yeah. My friend Joey and I.. 呃, 是这样的  
[11:02.69]decided to fix each other up with friends. So I.. 当时乔伊和我决定相互替对方介绍朋友  
[11:09.46]Oh, okay. I.. 所以呢, 我, 我... 
[11:12.10]I thought about it, and I fixed him up with my friend Mary Ellen.. 我... 我当时仔细考虑了半天, 然后决定把我的朋友马莉兰介绍给他  
[11:15.47]who couldn't be here tonight, because.. It's not.. 马莉兰今晚没有来, 因为她... 
[11:19.37]It's not important. Well, she's in rehab. 这不重要, 她... 
[11:22.68]Anyway. So Joey said that he was fixing me up with his friend Mike.. 总之, 乔伊说他要介绍他的朋友麦克给我认识 
[11:27.55]only he didn't have a friend Mike, so he just brought my Mike. 但他并不认识什么叫麦克的朋友 所以他就把我的麦克, 呃, 带去了 
[11:31.35]And.. And.. 然后... 
[11:33.79]But despite, you know.. It got good. 尽管如此... 呃, 结果呢, 结果还不错  
[11:39.06]I wanna take a moment to mention my mother, who couldn't be here. 好, 我想要在这里用一点点时间 来缅怀一下我的母亲  她今晚不能出席,因为... 
[11:42.73]Oh, God. 哦, 天哪  
[11:44.63]And.. And moment's over. 呃, 缅怀时间结束 
[11:47.03]So okay.. Oh, no, forget that. 好了, 呃... 哦, 这个就不说了, 然后... 
[11:50.17]I can forget that. Oh, this is funny. 我可以跳过这里哦, 这个很有意思 
[11:52.44]Oh, but you need to know that to get that. 哦 但首先你得知道... 
[11:56.14]So.. Oh, well, okay. 哦, 好吧, 我... 
[11:59.05]I.. Okay. 我... 
[12:01.98]Okay, Monica, I can't do it like this! 好了, 莫妮卡, 我再也受不了了! 
[12:05.55]This is my wedding, okay? I don't want this.. 这是我的婚礼! 知道吗？我不需要这样 
[12:09.69]Or this.. Or this.. 或者这样, 或者这样,... 
[12:12.23]Okay? I just wanted a simple wedding.. 好吗？ 我要的只是一个简单的婚礼 
[12:14.53]where my fiance can go to the bathroom any time he wants! 我要我的未婚夫能够随心所欲地上厕所! 
[12:21.54]-You know what? You're done. -What? -你知道吗, 你玩完了  -什么? 
[12:23.90]You're fired! 你被炒了! 
[12:27.21]Cheers. 干杯! 
[12:36.75]-Hey. -Happy wedding day. -嘿! -新婚快乐! 
[12:39.29]Happy my wedding day to you. 哦, 也祝你快乐  
[12:41.69]Joey, listen, this is gonna be bridesmaid central, all right? 好了, 乔伊, 听着, 从现在开始 这里是伴娘的地盘, 明白了吗? 
[12:44.66]We're gonna have hair and makeup in the bathroom. 我们要在卫生间里面做头发, 然后... 
[12:47.23]I had to move a couple things in the fridge to make room for the corsages. 哦, 我要把冰箱里的东西挪一下 给襟花腾出地方  
[12:50.90]Man! I wouldn't have had breakfast if I knew there was gonna be corsages. 噢, 真是的! 早知道有襟花我就不吃早饭了  
[12:58.81]Hi. 呃 
[13:02.31]About last night.. 关于昨晚... 
[13:04.38]I know you're under a lot of stress, and.. 我知道你压力很大, 所以... 
[13:07.08]Well, even though the things you said were a little hurtful to me.. 尽管你说的话让我有点伤心 
[13:10.79]as someone who's never been fired before.. 作为一个从未被解雇的人.. 
[13:13.05]What about in high school.. 高中时是什么感觉.. 
[13:14.52]when that yogurt store let you go for sampling toppings? 当卖乳酸的小店让你做样品招牌? 
[13:17.49]Everyone there did that. 大伙都这么做 
[13:19.09]Yeah, but did everybody owe 3 grand at the end of the summer? 对啊! 但是不是每个人 都在暑假结束时赚了3000块? 
[13:24.33]My point is.. 我的意思是... 
[13:26.17]Well, I'm willing to take my job back. 好吧, 我愿意复职  
[13:29.90]Oh, well, that's okay. 哦, 还是算了吧  
[13:33.07]I think you and I will do much better if you're just here as a bridesmaid. 我觉得如果你只做伴娘的话情况会好得多  
[13:39.11]Is that so? 哦, 既然你这么说  
[13:41.32]Okay. 好吧 
[13:42.92]If that's really what you want, then here. 如果你真这么想的话, 好吧 给你这个耳机  
[13:45.35]I give you the headset. I don't really wanna give you the headset. 我还是不太想给你这个耳机  
[13:49.72]I guess if you're taking over, then you should probably return these messages. 还有就是, 如果你要接手的话 你大概需要回复这些信息  
[13:54.43]This is a lot. 哇, 真不少啊  
[13:56.80]But I'm sure you can handle this. I have won awards.. 我相信你能处理它们  我是说, 尽管... 
[13:59.83]for my organizational skills. But I'm sure you'll do fine. 我曾经获得过组织技能的证书, 但是呢 我相信你肯定没问题  
[14:03.17]-You've won awards? -I printed them out on my computer. -你获得过证书? -是我用自己的电脑打印出来的. 
[14:08.64]-Hey. -Hi. -嘿  -嗨  
[14:10.18]-Where's Rach? -She's in her room. Why? -瑞秋呢？ -她在自己的房间, 有事吗? 
[14:12.35]I have to talk to her about this groomsman situation. 我要跟她谈谈关于那个伴郎的问题 
[14:15.05]I'm not gonna watch Chandler up there while I'm in the seats like some chump. 我可不想像个傻子一样坐在那儿 看着钱德在婚礼上露脸  
[14:20.45]This wedding isn't about you. 这可不是你的婚礼 
[14:22.79]It's not? Then who's it about? 不是吗? 那是谁的啊? 
[14:24.39]Well, it used to be about me, but now I have no idea. 好吧, 这婚礼曾经和我有关 但现在我也不知道了 
[14:32.00]My God, you're breathtaking. 啊, 天哪, 你简直美得令人窒息  
[14:37.94]What do you want? 你想干嘛? 
[14:40.17]You haven't by any chance chosen a groomsman yet, have you? 你还没决定伴郎的人选吧? 
[14:43.91]Ross, please don't make this harder than it already is. 哦, 罗斯, 求你了 我已经很为难了, 你就别再添乱了  
[14:46.71]I'm not. I'm making it easier. Pick me. 我没有啊  我是在让事情简单化, 选我! 
[14:50.68]Chandler said it's important to him too. 可是, 钱德也说这个机会对他十分重要  
[14:53.32]I'm sorry, did you and Chandler go out? 抱歉, 你要和钱德出去吗? 
[14:56.56]Do you and Chandler have a huge history, huh? 你和钱德曾经抱过吗? 
[14:59.23]Do you and Chandler have a child together? 你和钱德有孩子吗? 
[15:03.53]If I said yes that would freak you out, wouldn't it? 如果我说是, 就会让你发疯, 是不是? 
[15:07.64]Listen. Listen. 听着听着 
[15:09.30]Whoever you pick is gonna walk down the aisle with you. 无论你选谁, 你要知道 你选的这个人将要跟你一起走过红地毯 
[15:12.77]Now, I promise I won't say a word. But if you pick Chandler.. 我可以保证, 到时候我一个字也不会说 但如果你选钱德的话 
[15:16.51]he's gonna be whispering stupid jokes in your ear the whole time. 他肯定会一直在你耳朵旁边 嘀咕他那些无聊的玩笑    
[15:20.98]Oh, you are the lesser of two evils. 哦.....你确实强一点.. 
[15:23.28]Yes! 没错 
[15:25.32]Don't say anything to Chandler until I talk to him. 先别跟钱德说, 我来和他说 
[15:28.12]-You got it. -Okay. -明白了 -好 
[15:29.49]I cannot believe you played the Emma card. 真不相信你玩艾玛的卡片 
[15:31.89]Oh, please. I was prepared to offer you my body. 行了! 我要把自己献给你了 
[15:34.43]Oh, my God! And I didn't hold out. 喔 天啊! 我竟然没阻止你 
[15:38.43]You know, normally, that would hurt my feelings.. 你知道, 那通常都会伤我的感情.. 
[15:40.87]but today, I'm a groomsman. 但是今天, 我是男傧相 
[15:50.51]Sven, I don't understand what you're saying. What is wrong with the flowers? 塞文, 我不知道你在说什么  花又有什么问题了? 
[15:54.48]"Lorkins"? What the hell are "lorkins"? Lorgans? Lorgans是什么见鬼的玩意? 
[15:56.98]I know. 我知道  
[16:00.09]-Hey. -Mike, if you were Swedish.. -嘿. -嘿, 麦克, 如果你是瑞典人 
[16:02.02]and you were saying the word "lorkins, " what flower would that be? 你用lorgans来代表一种花, 会是什么花呢? 
[16:06.33]-Orchids? -Right there! -兰花(Orchids)? -真棒 
[16:07.76]That's why I'm marrying you. 我就是因为这个才嫁给你的  
[16:17.60]Hello, Michael. 你好, 麦克. 
[16:20.01]Joseph. 乔瑟夫. 
[16:23.58]May I have a word with you, please? 我能跟你说两句吗? 
[16:27.72]You wanna step it up there? 你想去那里说吗? 
[16:36.92]This is.. 这里真是...  
[16:38.83]great. 棒极了  
[16:41.13]Have a seat. 坐  
[16:45.80]Last night.. 昨天晚上,... 
[16:48.50]I tried to welcome you into my family. 我试着欢迎你进入我们的家族  
[16:53.87]And instead, you disrespect me. 然而, 你对我很不尊重 
[16:58.01]I cannot allow this. 我不能容忍这一点  
[17:00.55]Are you rehearsing for some really bad Mafia movie? 你是在排练什么劣制黑社会电影吗? 
[17:04.65]More back talk. 还敢顶嘴  
[17:07.19]And yes, I may be borrowing a few lines from my recent unsuccessful audition.. 没错, 最近我是参加了一次《荣誉家族》续集的试镜 
[17:12.59]for Family Honor 2: This A-Time It's A-Personal. 我从剧本中挑了两句  
[17:18.77]Joey, I kind of have a lot to do today. What do you want? 乔伊, 我今天比较忙 你到底想要干嘛? 
[17:21.54]I want you to take this seriously! 我想要你认真一点  
[17:23.74]Phoebe is very, very important to me, okay? 菲比对我来说非常非常的重要, 知道吗？ 
[17:27.11]I wanna make sure you are gonna take care of her. 我要你保证, 你会好好照顾她  
[17:31.45]Joe, I love Phoebe. 乔伊, 我爱菲比 
[17:33.91]She's the most important thing in my life. 在我的生命中没有什么比她更重要  
[17:36.02]I'd die before I let anything happen to her. 我宁死也不会让她受到任何伤害  
[17:40.89]That's what I wanted to hear. 这才是我想听的  
[17:44.26]Because she's family, okay? 因为我当她是家人, 知道吗？ 
[17:46.96]And now you're gonna be family. 现在你也要成为家里的一份子了  
[17:48.96]And there's nothing more important in the whole world than family. 在世界上没有什么事比家庭更重要  
[17:54.54]That must have been one lousy movie. 那个电影可真是烂得可以  
[17:56.70]That was me! 不是台词, 是我说的! 
[18:01.81]-Hi. -Let's talk about this groomsman thing. -嘿 -嘿, 我能跟你商量一下伴郎的事吗？ 
[18:04.45]If you pick Ross, he'll walk you down the aisle just fine. 如果你选罗斯, 你知道的 你们俩只能安安静静地走过红地毯  
[18:07.55]But if you choose me.. 但如果你选我的话  
[18:09.65]you'll be getting some comedy. 你可就有乐子听了  
[18:14.46]Even so.. 即便如此 
[18:19.93]I think I'm gonna pick Ross. 我想我还是选罗斯 
[18:22.60]Yeah, I figured you might.. 没错, 我觉得你可能.. 
[18:24.23]because of the history, and you used to love him.. 因为过去, 而且你曾经爱过他.. 
[18:27.63]and you guys have a baby. 而且还生了个孩子 
[18:35.21]Well, thank you for respecting my decision. 那么就谢谢你尊重我的决定了 
[18:38.35]Let me tell you why you need to pick me. 我来告诉你为什么你要选我  
[18:42.82]See, when I was a kid, you know, I was always left out of everything.. 当我还是个孩子的时候, 无论做什么 我总是被冷落的一个  
[18:47.65]and it really made me feel insecure. 你要知道, 这种经历总是让我缺乏安全感  
[18:50.89]I was always picked last in gym.. 在运动场上我永远都是被人家挑剩下的那个 
[18:55.33]even behind that fat exchange student who didn't know the rules to baseball. 就算是那个交换学生, 那个连什么是棒球 也不知道的傻大个儿也排在我前面  
[18:59.40]I mean, this guy would strike out and then run to third. 那个家伙一打着球, 撂下球棒就朝三垒上跑  
[19:05.41]It's just so humiliating. 真是太耻辱了 
[19:07.41]I mean, you know how it feels to be left out of things, right? 我是说, 你应该知道被排在万事之外的感觉, 对吧? 
[19:11.48]-No. -No. -不 -不 
[19:14.35]Anyway, if I'm the only one left out of this wedding.. 总之, 如果我成为唯一一个不能参加婚礼的人 
[19:17.55]I just know that all those feelings are gonna come rushing back. 以前那些凄惨的回忆就会再次浮现在眼前 
[19:24.19]All right, fine, I pick you. 好吧, 我选你  
[19:26.19]Yes! 太棒了！ 
[19:28.73]Make "groom" for Chandler. 终于有钱德的一席之地了  (Make groom for钱德, groom和room谐音) 
[19:35.57]Oh, my. 噢, 我的天哪! 
[19:38.74]No, we're gonna do it my way. Because your way is stupid. 不, 要照我说的做  因为你的办法太笨了  
[19:43.48]All right, I got to go. I have another call, Reverend. 好了, 有电话正打进来, 我要挂了, 牧师  
[19:48.42]Hello? 喂? 
[19:50.05]-I'm glad we had this little talk. -Yes. -这次小小的谈话还算愉快  -是啊, 没错  
[19:52.52]And thanks for all the wedding night advice. 对了, 谢谢你关于洞房的那些建议  
[19:55.59]That didn't make me uncomfortable at all. 我一点都不觉得尴尬  
[19:58.16]All right, so I'll see everybody tonight. 好了, 就这样吧 大家晚上见喽  
[20:00.46]-Okay. -Bye. -好 -再见 
[20:06.63]Did you guys know that there's a giant ice sculpture in the hall? 呃, 你们知道在走廊里有个大号的冰雕么？ 
[20:10.30]Oh, my God, what's it doing here? 哦 天哪, 为什么会在这儿的？ 
[20:12.71]I guess it got sent to the billing address as opposed to the shipping address. 呃, 我猜是送货的家伙 把投递地址和付款人地址搞混了  
[20:16.74]-What a pickle. -Oh, my God, everything's such a mess. -哦, 真是个蠢货! -我的天哪! 什么事都是一团糟  
[20:21.11]Why is this happening to me? 为什么这些事情会发生在我身上？ 
[20:24.28]How bad do you wanna stick your tongue on that? 你们想不想用舌头去舔舔它? 
[20:33.73]-How's it going? -Good. -你怎么样? -我很好啊  
[20:36.33]I'm just getting some coffee so I'm alert for the wedding. 我来要点咖啡喝 这样我能在婚礼上清醒一点  
[20:41.50]That's what I was doing too. 我也是这么打算的  
[20:44.37]Well, you have fun tonight. 那好, 今晚玩得高兴点  
[20:47.57]-You too. -Oh, I will. -你也是  -哦, 我会的  
[20:50.78]Me too. 我也会的  
[20:56.25]Wait a minute. I know why I'm being such an ass. Why are you? 慢着, 我知道自己为什么这么得意 但你为什么也这样？ 
[21:01.02]-I'm not supposed to tell you. -I'm not supposed to tell you. -我不能告诉你  -我不能告诉你  
[21:04.42]Did Rachel say you could be in the wedding? 瑞秋说过你可以参加婚礼了吗? 
[21:06.59]-Yes. -She told me that too! -没错 -她也那么告诉我的 
[21:08.86]I don't believe this. I played the Emma card. 真不能相信, 我玩了艾玛的卡片 
[21:11.13]I looked into my soul. 我审视了自己的灵魂 
[21:17.47]You told us both we could be in the wedding? 你同时答应我们两个人参加仪式？ 
[21:21.58]In my defense, you weren't supposed to tell each other! 我的解释是, 你们不应该告诉对方的! 
[21:25.95]Rachel, only one of us can do it. You have to choose. 瑞秋, 只有一个人可以参加婚礼仪式  你必须要选一个  
[21:28.95]You and me together again. 你和我, 我们又能在一起了  
[21:32.59]Rach, Rach? Knock-knock. 瑞秋, 瑞秋, 咚, 咚（敲门声） 
[21:34.42]-Who's there? -I'll tell you at the wedding. -是谁啊? -在婚礼上我再告诉你  
[21:37.72]Hey, I forgot my scarf. 嘿, 我忘戴围巾了  
[21:39.96]I can't do this. I don't know which one of you guys to pick. 我做不来, 我真的不知道应该选谁  
[21:43.20]Oh, you haven't picked yet? Oh, good, because I had an idea. 哦, 你还没选好呢 我倒是有个好主意  
[21:46.23]I thought it would be fun if the third groomsman was my family dog, Chappy. 我觉得如果由我们家的狗恰皮 来担任伴郎的话 肯定很有意思  
[21:51.44]What? A dog? No. Rachel gets to choose. 什么, 一只狗? 不, 让瑞秋来选  
[21:55.71]Wow, this is a tough one. 真是难以抉择啊  
[21:58.51]I think I'm gonna have to go with the dog. 看起来我只有选那只狗了  
[22:01.98]So, what you're saying is that the chef is at the Hamilton Club.. 等一下, 你是说, 厨子已经到Hamilton俱乐部了 
[22:05.72]but the food is not? And the drinks are there but the bartender is not? 但食物还没有送到？ 饮料和酒水已经送到了, 但男招待还没有到？ 
[22:10.16]Are you freaking kidding me? 你... 他妈的开什么玩笑!? 
[22:14.19]How's it going? 怎么样了? 
[22:16.06]-Help me. -What? -帮帮我... -什么? 
[22:18.17]I want you to be crazy bitch again. 我想让你做回疯婆子  
[22:22.74]Really? 真的? 
[22:25.11]Please? 求你了  
[22:27.24]-You really want me to come back? -More than I wanna get married. -你真想让我回来? -嗯, 胜过我想结婚  
[22:33.61]Okay, people, we are back in business! 好, 伙计们, 我们回来了  
[22:37.05]Oh, God, I have missed you so much. Okay. 哦 天哪, 我可想死你了  
[22:40.89]Get your hair and makeup done. I'll take care of everything. 好了, 去做你的头发吧  这儿一切交给我好了  
[22:43.89]-Hey, what are you guys gonna do? -About what? -嘿, 你们打算怎么办? -什么怎么办? 
[22:46.73]The blizzard. I just saw on the news.. 暴风雪啊 我刚看电视 
[22:48.96]it's the worst snowstorm in 20 years. 说这是20年来最大的一场暴风雪  
[22:51.00]They already closed all the bridges and tunnels. 所有的桥和隧道都关闭了  
[22:54.77]But the band and the photographer are coming in from New Jersey. 可是乐队和摄像师还要从新泽西赶过来呢！ 
[22:58.27]I don't think they are. 看来他们够呛  
[23:00.97]Looks like you're not gonna be in the wedding, either. 哈哈, 看起来你恐怕也参加不了仪式了吧  
[23:05.51]So sorry, Phoebe. 真遗憾啊, 菲比 
[23:18.19]-Well, the club lost its power. -The news said most of the city did. -俱乐部停电了  -是啊,听新闻说,市里大部分地区都停电了  
[23:22.43]-Since when do you watch the news? -For your information.. -你从什么时候开始看起新闻来了? -呃,告诉你好了  
[23:25.53]since they hired a very hot weather girl. 从那个靓女开始主持天气预报的时候 
[23:29.94]I can't believe you aren't getting married today. 真不敢相信, 你们两个今天的婚礼办不成了  
[23:32.77]I know. 是啊 
[23:34.27]It's so beautiful out there. You always wanted to get married outside. 哇, 你们看哪,外面真的好美  你不是总想在户外举行婚礼吗？ 
[23:38.38]-Why don't you just do it on the street? -What? -你们俩干嘛不干脆在街上结婚呢？ -什么? 
[23:41.95]Well, look, it's hardly snowing anymore. 看哪, 雪几乎已经停了  
[23:44.25]I mean, you couldn't ask for a more romantic setting. 我想, 没有比这更加浪漫的布景了  
[23:47.79]This could be the simple wedding you've always wanted. 这不正是你一直想要的简单的婚礼吗？ 
[23:51.63]What do you think? 你认为呢? 
[23:54.73]I think I wanna get married to you today. 我只想今天就跟你结婚  
[23:59.30]Me too. Monica, do you think we could do it? 我也是 莫妮卡, 你觉得这样可行吗? 
[24:04.81]Affirmative! 赞成  
[24:13.91]Okay, let's get these chairs out here! 好！ 大家把椅子都搬出来  
[24:16.42]Gunther, hit the Christmas lights. 甘瑟, 把圣诞用的灯饰都打亮  
[24:25.93]Okay, who left the ice sculpture on the steam grate? 喂！ 是哪个家伙把冰雕放在热水井旁边的? 
[24:32.73]-Michael. -Hey, you made it. Great. Chappy! -麦克 -嘿, 你成功了, 太棒了. 恰皮! 
[24:36.54]-There you go. -Hi. Hi. -对啊 -嗨 
[24:40.47]I know getting married in the street isn't what you approve of. 妈妈, 我知道在大街上结婚这种事 肯定不合你的脾气... 
[24:43.81]No, it's lovely. The lights and the snow. I could look at them forever. 不, 这挺有趣的, 又是灯又是雪的  我怎么看都看不够  
[24:49.38]I crushed a pill and put it in her drink. 我刚才在她的饮料里下了点药  
[24:52.69]Come on, sweetheart. 来吧, 亲爱的  
[24:56.42]You know, Chappy's too small to handle all this snow. 你们看, 恰皮太弱小了 它恐怕难以应付这一地的积雪 
[24:59.13]Someone has to walk him down the aisle. 到时候需要有人抱着它  
[25:01.13]-Would this person be in the wedding? -I guess. -那么, 这个人也算参加了婚礼仪式吧? -我想是吧. 
[25:03.80]-I'll do it! -I'll do it! -我来  -我来  
[25:05.53]Chandler, hello? I mean, aren't you scared of dogs? 等等, 钱德, 你不是害怕狗吗? 
[25:09.37]I'm not scared. I'll just take little Chappy and.. 谁说我害怕 我只要抱着小恰皮 然后... 
[25:12.21]He can sense my fear! My throat is exposed! 它知道我害怕它!  我的嗓子都翻出来了! 
[25:16.78]I guess I'm in the wedding then. 哦, 那么我猜 出现在婚礼上的人就是我喽 哈哈! 
[25:20.95]He stinks. 它好臭  
[25:23.55]Level one alert! I repeat, level one, this is not a drill! 一级警报! 重复, 一级警报, 这不是演习! 
[25:26.95]We have a situation. The minister called. He's snowed in, he can't make it. 我们碰到难题了, 牧师刚才打电话来说 他被大雪困住,赶不过来了  
[25:30.59]-Oh, no. -Hey, don't worry. -哦, 不是吧  -嘿, 甭担心  
[25:32.69]-I'm still ordained from your wedding. -Really? -我在你们结婚那会儿 获得的牧师资格到现在还有效 -真的? 
[25:35.06]Yeah. You think I'd give up being a minister and pay to ride the subway? 是啊 你认为我会放弃牧师资格吗？ 那样的话我坐地铁就不能免票了！ 
[25:39.97]Ministers don't ride the subway for free. 部长坐地铁也不免票 
[25:42.67]I had to read the Bible pretty carefully, but, yeah, we do. 我仔细研究过圣经的, 没错, 我们不用买票  
[25:47.47]We have to find someone else to walk Phoebe down the aisle. Ok, 如果让乔伊来主持婚礼的话 那我们还需要有个人来挽着菲比  
[25:50.44]I'll do it! 我来! 啊哈哈... 
[25:56.42]Okay, Mike and Joey, get in position. 好, 麦克和乔伊, 各就各位  
[25:58.59]Chandler, come with me. 钱德, 跟我来  
[26:06.56]Okay, Joey's doing the ceremony, and Chandler's giving you away. 乔伊负责主持婚礼  你由钱德负责  
[26:11.13]Oh, okay. Hi, new Dad. 哦, 好 嗨, 新爹  
[26:15.74]So you ready to do this? 那么, 你准备好了么? 
[26:19.14]Oh, my God. This is really happening. 哦, 天哪, 这一切都是真的  
[26:22.41]-Phoebe, I'm so happy for you, honey. -Thank you. -哦, 菲比, 我真替你高兴, 亲爱的  -谢谢 
[26:26.81]I love you. Wait, wait! No hugs! The dresses! 我爱你  等等, 不要抱, 当心礼服! 
[26:30.28]-Oh, what the hell. -Oh, come on. -管它的  -来吧! 
[26:34.19]-I love you guys. -I love you. -我爱你们, 亲爱的  -我爱你 
[26:36.26]Okay, it's zero hour! All teams execute on my count! 好了, 现在是0:00  各小组听我的指令行事  
[26:40.83]Let's get this bad boy on the road! 我们开始吧! 
[26:44.20]Is it okay I want you to wear that headset in bed? 我想让你今晚戴着这副耳机上床, 你不反对吧? 
[26:46.83]I have you scheduled for nudity at 2300 hours. 呃, 根据计划 我的裸体时间被安排在23:00  
[26:49.70]Oh, yeah. 噢耶  
[26:53.07]Okay, Marjorie, hit it. 好了, 马崔, 开始敲你的吧  
[27:04.48]-Jeez, Ross. You could've showered. -It's the dog. -天哪, 罗斯, 你就不能先洗个澡吗  -是狗身上的味! 
[27:11.22]Groomsman? Why are you standing there? Where's your bridesmaid? 伴郎, 为什么只有你一个人站在这儿? 伴娘呢? 
[27:14.29]We've got a broken arrow! Bridesmaid down! 我们遇到情况了, 伴娘失踪了  
[27:17.53]Oh, that's me. 噢, 是我自己  
[27:24.54]-Ready? -Okay. -准备好了么? -好了 
[27:27.31]Oh, wait. Oh, no. Wait. 哦, 等一下, 哦, 等等  
[27:34.08]Wow. Aren't you gonna be cold? 哇, 你不觉得冷吗? 
[27:36.95]I don't care. 我不在乎  
[27:38.42]I'll be my "something blue." 我要做自己的“something blue”  （象征新娘纯洁的宝物） 
[27:45.06]-You look beautiful. -Thank you. -你看起来美极了  -谢谢  
[28:28.17]My God. 天哪  
[28:30.64]Aren't you freezing? 你不冷吗? 
[28:38.01]Friends. Family. 朋友们, 家人们 
[28:41.18]Dog. 狗儿  
[28:44.42]Thank you all for being here to witness this blessed event. 感谢你们能够到场来见证这一场天赐的姻缘  
[28:48.46]The cold has now spread to my special place.. 冷空气已经蔓延到我“那里”了 
[28:53.99]so I'm gonna do the short version of this. 所以我会长话短说  
[28:57.76]Phoebe and Mike are perfect for each other. 菲比和麦克是完美的一对儿  
[28:59.93]And I know I speak for everyone here.. 我相信在场的每一个人都会和我一样 
[29:02.57]when I wish them a lifetime of happiness. 祝愿他们一生幸福  
[29:06.24]And may they have many children.. 愿他们有很多孩子.. 
[29:09.28]who will one day avenge their family's honor. 能够为家族的荣誉而复仇 
[29:13.35]How could I not get that part? Stupid Ralph Macchio. 我怎么没得到那部分? 愚蠢的拉夫.马切奥 
[29:18.99]Right. Okay. 好 
[29:21.02]Who has the rings? 戒指呢？ 
[29:27.93]Okay. 好的 
[29:31.50]When I was growing up, I didn't have a normal mom and dad.. 在我成长的过程中, 我不曾拥有真正的父爱和母爱 
[29:35.67]or a regular family like everybody else. 或者和别人一样拥有一个正常的家庭 
[29:38.81]And I always knew that something was missing. 我总是觉得自己缺少了些什么 
[29:44.01]But now I'm standing here today.. 然而现在, 我站在这里 
[29:46.71]knowing that I have everything I'm ever gonna need. 我知道自己已经得到了自己所需要的一切 
[29:51.05]You are my family. 你就是我的家人  
[30:02.43]Phoebe, you are so beautiful. 菲比, 你是这么的美丽  
[30:04.83]You're so kind. You're so generous. 这么的善良, 这么的大方  
[30:08.30]You're so wonderfully weird. 古怪的你是那么的迷人  
[30:13.51]Every day with you is an adventure. 和你在一起的每一天都像是一次探险  
[30:16.28]And I can't believe how lucky I am. 我简直不敢相信自己是如此地幸运 
[30:19.38]And I can't wait to share my life with you forever. 我迫不急待地想要和你分享自己的生命 直到永远 
[30:25.99]Oh, wait! Oh, I forgot. And.. 哦 等一下, 我忘了说  
[30:28.66]I love you. 我爱你 
[30:31.52]And you have nice eyes. 还有, 你的眼睛很漂亮  
[30:35.23]I love you too. 我也爱你 
[30:37.40]-Joey? -Yeah? -乔伊	 -怎么了 
[30:39.23]Chappy's heart rate has slowed way down. Chppy的心脏越跳越慢了  
[30:44.10]Okay. Phoebe.. 菲比 
[30:46.74]do you take this man to be your husband? 你愿意这个男人成为你的丈夫吗? 
[30:49.74]I do. 我愿意  
[30:53.98]Mike, do you take this woman to be your wife? 麦克, 你愿意这个女人成为你的妻子吗? 
[30:58.28]I do. 我愿意  
[31:01.99]I now pronounce you.. 我现在正式宣布你们... 
[31:04.59]husband and wife. 结为夫妻  
[31:14.70]I got married! 我结婚了! 
[31:20.41]Could someone get me a coat? I'm frigging freezing. 谁递给我件衣服? 我快要冻僵了  
[31:31.99]-It really was an incredible wedding. -It was. -真是场让人难以置信的婚礼  -是啊, 的确  
[31:34.32]I kind of don't want it to end. Hey.. 我真不想让它就那么结束  嘿    
[31:36.66]you wanna come in for a drink and a bite of corsage? 你想来喝一杯吗, 还有一些襟花可以吃  
[31:40.56]I'd love to, but it's 2300 hours.. 我很想去, 但现在已经23:00了  
[31:42.73]and I'm about to have the most organized sex anyone's ever had. 我现在要去 经历一次有史以来最有组织的性爱  
[31:46.63]-Whatever happened to Ross? -I don't know. -嘿, 罗斯呢? -我不知道  
[31:49.00]Maybe he hooked up with that hot girl he talked to. 刚才他还在跟一个辣妹聊天来着 大概两个人搞在一起了吧  
[31:51.57]Come on, Chappy! Do your business! 快点, 恰皮, 拜托你快点解决了吧,  
[31:54.21]Make! 拉啊! 
[31:56.71]Make! 拉啊! 
[32:00.58]I did not sign on for this. 我参加婚礼可不是为了做这个  
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