[00:13.81]Okay, Ross. 好吧，罗斯 
[00:15.54]I realize that you didn't expect to walk in and see that, but.. 我知道你不想进来看到这个   
[00:19.28]- Let me explain, okay? - We weren't doing anything! -可是……听我解释好吗？ -我们什么都没做！ 
[00:23.22]Rach, he just saw us. 瑞秋，他看到了 
[00:29.02]But what you saw, that is the extent of it, okay? One kiss. 但你所看到的，就是全部的 知道吗?仅仅一个吻而已 
[00:32.69]- That's a lie! We also kissed in Barbados. - Dude, chill! -不，天呐，你在说谎。我们在巴贝多就吻过了。 -哥们儿，真扫兴！ 
[00:38.57]Okay, we also kissed in Barbados.. 好吧，我们在巴贝多也吻过 
[00:40.84]but we didn't plan it. The only reason that that happened.. 可我们没想那样，知道吗？ 发生这件事的唯一原因 
[00:43.91]was because I saw you kiss Charlie. 是我看见你吻查莉了。 
[00:45.84]Yeah, you started it! I have got to chill. 对，是你开始的！ 我想过要冷却下来。 
[00:51.75]Look, we probably should have talked to you about this before it ever happened. 好吧，我们或许应该在事情 发生之前跟你说  
[00:56.62]- But.. - Oh, we feel so terrible about this, Ross. -可是…… -我们对于这感到非常害怕，罗斯 
[01:00.26]Yeah. But it did happen. 是, 对，可它确实发生了  
[01:04.09]So.. 所以…… 
[01:10.67]Ross? 罗斯？ 
[01:20.48]Ross? 罗斯？ 
[01:25.15]Can we just close the door? 我们可以关上门了么？ 
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[02:04.69]Ross, say something. 罗斯, 说点什么。 
[02:06.65]Anything. 什么都行。 
[02:09.79]So you two are..? 所以说你们俩……？ 
[02:12.79]- Yeah. - Yeah. -是。 -是。 
[02:15.36]And have you had..? 那你们有没有……呃？ 
[02:17.63]- No. No, no, no. - No. No. -没，没 -没有。 
[02:20.87]But if I hadn't walked in here, would you..? 可如果我没进来的话，你们会不会……？ 
[02:23.37]Probably.. No. No. 也许。 不, 不会! 
[02:27.78]Ross, this is not how we wanted you to find out about this. Ross，我们本来没想让你 以这种方式发现。 
[02:30.81]You have every right to go nuts. 你有权力抓狂。 
[02:32.95]I'm not going nuts. Do you see me going nuts? 我不会抓狂的。你看我抓狂了?	 
[02:35.35]No, but you know what I mean. 不，可你知道我的意思。 
[02:41.96]If you two are happy.. 如果你们俩开心  
[02:44.53]then I'm happy for you. 我也会为你们开心。 
[02:48.56]I'm fine. 我没事！ 
[02:52.00]- Really? - Absolutely. -真的？ -当然。 
[02:54.37]I'm fine. 我没事！ 
[02:57.07]Totally fine. 完全没事！ 
[02:58.84]I don't know why it's coming out all loud and squeaky.. 我不知道为什么我的声音又大又尖 
[03:02.48]because, really, I'm fine. 不过说真的。我没事。 
[03:08.28]I'm not saying I wasn't a little surprised to see you guys kissing. 我不是说我看见你们接吻一点也不吃惊 
[03:14.22]I mean, at first I was like: 我是说，开始我有点…… 
[03:19.23]But now that I've had time to absorb it.. 不过现在我已经开始接受 
[03:24.70]Loving this. 喜欢了。 
[03:28.44]- Ross.. - It's all working out. - 罗斯... -都解决了！ 
[03:32.14]Me and Charlie. And you two. 我和查莉，还有你们俩。 
[03:35.48]- You know what we should do? - Calm ourselves? -知道我们应该干什么吗？ -冷静下来？ 
[03:39.38]No. 不。 
[03:41.25]We should all have dinner. 我们应该一起吃顿饭。 
[03:43.15]Yes, we'll do it tomorrow night. I'll cook! 对，我们明天晚上就吃。我来掌勺！ 
[03:46.69]Look, don't you think that would be a little weird? 呃，你不觉得那样太怪了吗？ 
[03:49.26]Weird? What? What's weird? 怪？为什么?哪儿怪了？ 
[03:51.36]The only thing weird would be if someone didn't like Mexican food.. 如果有人不喜欢墨西哥菜才是唯一的怪事 
[03:54.83]because I'm making fajitas! 因为我会做法加它！！ (法加它：一种开胃点心) 
[04:04.94]I do like fajitas. 我非常喜欢法加它。 
[04:08.94]God, this adoption stuff is so overwhelming. 天呐，领养这件事真让人无法抵抗。 
[04:12.05]There's inter-country adoption, dependency adoption. 有跨国领养，从属领养…… 
[04:15.75]There's so many ways to go, and this is, like, the biggest decision of our lives. 有这么多方法 这就像我们一生中最大的决定。 
[04:19.82]There's a hair in my coffee. 我咖啡里有头发。 
[04:23.73]Hey, guys. 嗨，伙计们！ 
[04:25.06]Have you seen Frank Jr.? He's meeting me here with the triplets. 嗨，你们看见小弗兰克了吗 他要带着他的三胞胎来看我。 
[04:28.40]It's funny, every time you say "triplets".. 知道吗，太有意思了。每次你说“三胞胎” 
[04:30.63]I think of three hot, blond 19-year-olds. 我马上就想到三个火辣的19岁金发女郎。 
[04:34.37]That's sweet. 想的美  
[04:35.90]Drink your hair. 喝你的头发吧。 
[04:38.64]Hey, what's all this stuff? 嘿，这些是什么？ 
[04:40.38]They're brochures from different adoption agencies. 哦，这些是我们从不同的 领养中心找来的小册子。 
[04:43.21]Babies! Oh, this one is so cute. 哦，小孩子！ 哦，这个好可爱  
[04:45.75]Get this one. 就要这个！ 
[04:48.38]That's not really how it works. 这不是这么用的。 
[04:50.32]- Oh, how does it work? - I don't know! -噢，那这个呢？ -我不知道！ 
[04:54.32]If you're having a hard time, you should talk to my friends.. 好吧，如果你们遇到什么困难 可以跟我的朋友们谈谈 
[04:57.46]Bill and Colleen. They adopted a kid. I'm sure they'd help you. 比尔和克琳.  他们领养了个孩子，肯定会帮你们的。 
[05:00.80]Thanks, that would be great. 谢谢，这太好了。 
[05:02.63]Hey, honey, wouldn't that be great? 嘿，老公，是不是很棒？ 
[05:08.67]All right, all right. Remember what we talked about. 好吧，好吧，好吧。 记住我们刚说的。 
[05:11.67]When we're in a public place, there are certain rules. 在公共场合，要有一定的规矩。 
[05:15.48]That's not what we talked about! 我们不是这么说的！ 
[05:18.31]- Hi, Frank. - Hi. -嗨！弗兰克。 -嗨！ 
[05:21.78]- Good to see you. - Good to see you too. -见到你真好。 -我也一样。 
[05:23.82]- Hi, Frank. - Hi. Hey, how you doing? -嗨，弗兰克. -嗨，过得怎么样？ 
[05:26.52]Oh, my goodness, they've all gotten so big. Which one is which again? 哦，天呐，他们都这么大了！ 哪个是哪个啊？ 
[05:30.59]Well, that's Frank Jr. Jr.. 哦，那个从那个女士包里 
[05:33.70]pulling the tampons out of the lady's purse. 扯出棉球来的是小小弗兰克。 
[05:37.43]And that's Chandler climbing on Chandler. 钱德在往钱德身上爬。 
[05:42.67]That's Leslie throwing bagels at him. 莱丝莉在往他身上扔百吉饼。 
[05:46.11]She's got quite an arm there, doesn't she? Yeah. 她扔的真准啊, 是不是 不是吗? 是的. 
[05:49.08]Hey, guys, come give me a hug. 嗨, 伙计们, 来给我个拥抱吧. 
[05:53.41]Triplets, hug your aunt! 三胞胎, 抱抱你们的阿姨! 
[05:59.89]It's like hugging fresh cookies. 就像抱着刚出炉的饼干. 
[06:02.09]Oh, okay. 噢, 好了. 
[06:03.49]I'm gonna eat you! 我要吃了你们! 
[06:05.83]So how you been, Frank? 你怎么样, 弗兰克? 
[06:07.20]Oh, good, you know. Life is all right. Just taking it day by day. 喔, 还好.你知道 生活还不错, 一天捱一天 
[06:11.27]Seems like somebody needs something. 看起来某个人需要你的某个部件. 
[06:13.10]Oh, no. He's just trying to pull my shoulder out of it's socket. 噢, 不是. 他只是试着 把我的肩膀拽脱臼. 
[06:17.07]- Oh, my God. - No, it's fine. - 噢, 我的天. - 没事, 我很好. 
[06:18.84]After I black out, he tries to put it back in, so.. 我每次都尝试不让他那么做 但他总能成功, 所以.. 
[06:21.98]"Willing to adopt triplets?" No. 想领养三胞胎吗？ 不！ 
[06:28.15]Can I just say, I know we're doing this for Ross and that's cool. 呃，我要说我们这么做是为了罗斯 而且这很酷 
[06:32.09]But if it was up to me, this is not what we'd be doing on our first date. 不过如果让我来定的话 我们第一次约会的时候不会做这个。 
[06:35.92]Well, what would we be doing? 那么，我们会做什么？ 
[06:38.23]I'd take you out for a romantic night. 我会带你出去过一个浪漫的夜晚。 
[06:40.53]Some champagne, fancy dinner, feel you up on the carriage ride home. 有香槟，法国大餐 让你在马车上送你回家。 
[06:46.77]Feel me up? 马车“上”？ 
[06:48.40]In a carriage. 里面！ 
[06:52.34]Well, maybe we can have our date later on tonight. 好啦, 也许我们应该晚点再约会. 
[06:55.64]You know, after this, we'll go back to our apartment.. 你知道, 在这之后, 我们会回到我们的房间.. 
[06:58.41]Right, right. Yeah. 对, 对. 是. 
[06:59.75]We could put on some music, light some candles, and then.. 我们放些音乐, 点些蜡烛, 然后.. 
[07:05.52]You want to say feel me up, don't you? 你想说抚摸我, 是不是? 
[07:07.79]I just think it's something we should do. 我只是觉得这是我们应该做的. 
[07:10.96]- Hey, Charlie! - Hi. -嗨，查莉! -嗨 
[07:12.66]- Hi. - Hey. -嗨 -嘿 
[07:14.63]So.. 那么.. 
[07:16.23]- dreading this? - Oh, you bet. - 害怕吗? - 噢, 肯定的. 
[07:19.57]So did you bring a little something for Ross? 所以，你给罗斯带来点东西？ 
[07:22.10]Actually, it's some stuff you left at my apartment. 实际上……这些是你落在我公寓的。 
[07:26.41]Well, thanks. 噢，噢，谢谢。 
[07:28.84]And you can just give me my stuff whenever you want. 知道吗，你可以随时把我的东西还给我。 
[07:32.05]Yeah, I didn't throw any of that out. 好，我什么都没丢掉…… 
[07:38.65]I thought I heard voices. 我说我听到什么声音了！ 
[07:41.86]Hi, Charlie. 嗨，查莉! 
[07:43.83]Hey, Joey. 嗨，乔伊 
[07:46.53]And, oh, you're gonna have to introduce me to your new girlfriend. 呃……噢！你该向我介绍你的新女朋友。 
[07:53.47]I'm just kidding. I know Rachel. I know.. 我开玩笑的，我认识瑞秋，我认识。 
[07:59.07]Come. Please come in. Come in. 进来，请进来。进来。 
[08:01.48]Okay. Well, we brought you some wine. 好的，呃，我们带来点酒。 
[08:05.45]That is so thoughtful. 噢！想得真周到。 
[08:07.72]She's a keeper. 这是她带来的。 
[08:11.19]- And what did you bring me, huh? - Actually, that's.. -你又带来了什么？ -呃，实际上，这是…… 
[08:14.36]Underwear, a toothbrush.. 内裤，牙刷  
[08:16.52]and a Van Halen CD. 还有范海伦的CD。 
[08:18.83]I can use all these things! 这些我都用得着！！ 
[08:22.76]Gosh, Ross, you know, you seem a little.. 天呐，罗斯，知道吗，你有点…… 
[08:25.37]What? Fine? Because I am. 什么？心情很好是吗？本来我就是！ 
[08:27.90]Aren't you? Aren't you? Aren't..? You see? 你们呢？你们呢？你们呢？ 看到了吗？  
[08:30.40]Who else is fine? 还有谁心情好？ 
[08:33.17]Come on. 好吧  
[08:34.71]Listen. Why don't you try to relax. Maybe have a drink. 听着，嘿，罗斯。放松一点，好吗？ 来喝点什么。 
[08:37.98]You know what, that is a very good idea. 知道吗？这是个好主意。 
[08:40.01]I'm gonna go make a pitcher of margaritas. 我要去弄一大罐马格丽塔酒。 
[08:48.59]Oh, God. 噢，我的天。 
[08:50.39]So adorable. 真可爱。 
[08:52.23]Look at them, sleeping there like angels. 看他们睡得就像天使一样。 
[08:55.36]Yeah, I really cherish these moments.. 对，我也很珍惜这段时光 
[08:59.27]because before you know it, they're gonna be awake again. 因为你还没意识到它的可贵 他们就会醒过来。 
[09:04.17]Well, they may be a handful.. 嗯，他们可能比较难控制 
[09:06.47]- but they're so cute. - Yeah. -可他们真得很可爱。 -是啊。 
[09:08.68]Oh, God, last time I babysat them, they did the funniest thing. 噢，天呐，我最后一次照看他们的时候 他们做了最有意思的事…… 
[09:12.38]I haven't slept in four years. 我已经4年没睡觉了！ 
[09:17.29]That's a long time. 这么，这么久了？ 
[09:19.72]You just don't know how hard it is, Phoebe. 你不知道这又多难，菲比 
[09:22.22]There's just so many of them. 他们太多了。 
[09:24.16]You know, two I could handle. 知道吗，两个我还能行。 
[09:26.03]Two's great. You just hold one in each hand. 两个就太好了。你正一手抱着一个 
[09:28.73]What do I do when the third one runs at me with his bike helmet on? 可第三个带着自行车头盔 朝我跑过来的时候我能怎么办？ 
[09:32.27]I got no more hands to protect my area. 我又没有另一只手来保护我的要害！ 
[09:36.04]There's three of them, Phoebe. Three. 他们是三个，菲比，三个！ 
[09:38.47]Yeah, I know, Frank. 是，我知道，弗兰克。 
[09:39.67]I counted them when they were coming out of my area. 我生他们的时候数过了。 
[09:44.65]Sometimes, I think that.. 有时候我甚至想…… 
[09:47.98]Oh, no, no, no, I can't say it. It's too horrible. No. 哦，不，不，不，我不能说， 太可怕了。不。 
[09:53.65]What? 什么？ 
[09:55.19]No, no, I can't. 不，我不能。 
[09:59.49]Oh, my God, Frank. Are you thinking of leaving? 噢，天呐，弗兰克，你想摆脱他们？ 
[10:02.26]Because I didn't have those triplets so you could run out on them. 那三胞胎不算是我的 所以你就想要抛弃他们！ 
[10:05.63]Oh, no, I would never do that. No. I just.. 噢，不！我永远不会那么做。不。 
[10:09.64]was thinking that, you know, maybe you could take one. 我只是想，你知道吗 也许你可以带走一个。 
[10:13.91]What? 什么？！   
[10:16.28]You can't separate them, that's terrible! Which one? 你不能把它们分开！这太可怕了。 哪一个？ 
[10:25.12]Thank you so much for seeing us. 谢谢你能让我们来。 
[10:26.82]Phoebe has told us great things about you guys. 菲比跟我们说过你们做的好事了。 
[10:29.19]Please, we're happy to help. 噢，请进，我们很愿意帮忙。 
[10:31.13]We went through the same thing when we were adopting. 我们领养的时候也经历过这种事 
[10:33.79]So a lot of malfunctioning wee-wees and hoo-hoos in this room, huh? 那么，这间屋子里也充斥着 wee-wee和hoo-hoo的故障声了，呃？ 
[10:43.80]I mean, you have a lovely home. 我是说，你们过得很开心。 
[10:47.11]We appreciate anything you can tell us. 好吧，你们说的一切我们都很感激。 
[10:49.18]Well, actually, I think this might help. 当然，实际上，我想会有帮助的。 
[10:52.85]It's pretty much.. 这些大概就是 
[10:54.05]- all the information you need. - Oh, my God. -你们所需要的所有信息了。 -噢，天呐！ 
[10:56.38]Everything is broken into categories, then cross-referenced. 所有的东西都按类别分开 可以互相引用 
[10:59.39]Then color-coded to correspond with the forms in the back. 还根据背面的颜色进行了标注。 
[11:02.42]Thank you. 太感谢了。 
[11:03.89]I think I just had a tiny orgasm. 我想我刚经历了一次小高潮。 
[11:10.23]I know the process is frustrating, but it's so worth it. 我知道过程是让人沮丧的 不过是值得的。 
[11:13.83]Adopting Owen was the best thing that ever happened to us. 领养欧文是我们经历过得最好的事情。 
[11:17.10]That's great. Can I see the book? 太棒了。我能看看这本书吗？ 
[11:20.54]You want me to wash my hands first, don't you? 你想让我先洗手，是不是？ 
[11:23.84]Please. It's just so pretty and white. 这……这个这么漂亮，而且是白的。 
[11:27.72]Bathroom is down the hall to your left. 洗手间在走廊那头，左边。 
[11:31.25]I would have told him to do it too. 我也让他这么做过。 
[11:33.19]Can I adopt you? 我能领养你吗? 
[11:37.56]- Hey, you must be Owen. - Yeah. -嗨，你一定是欧文。 -对。 
[11:39.93]I'm Chandler. Hey, I was in the Scouts too. 我叫钱德。嗨，我也当过童子军。 
[11:42.63]- You were? - In fact, my father was a den mother. -真的？ -当然，实际上我爸爸是童子军的女训导员。 
[11:48.07]You know how to use a compass? 你知道怎么用指南针吗？ 
[11:50.30]I have a badge in it. 我得过一枚徽章。 
[11:51.84]- You do? That's fantastic. - You want to see it? -真的？真是太棒了！ -你想看吗？ 
[11:54.24]I'd love to, but I gotta get back to your parents. 当然想，不过我得先回去跟你的父母聊聊。 
[11:56.81]They're telling us about how they adopted you. 他们在告诉我们怎么领养你的事。 
[11:59.28]What? 什么？！？ 
[12:06.95]What? 怎么了？ 
[12:09.59]I'm adopted? 我是领养的？ 
[12:13.39]I got nothing. 我什么都不知道。 
[12:19.00]I'm adopted? 我是领养的？ 
[12:22.17]No. 不 
[12:24.64]I didn't say that. I said.. 我没那么说. 我是说.. 
[12:27.41]you're a doctor. 你是个医生. 
[12:30.48]A doctor. 一个医生. 
[12:32.68]Hey, doctor, my arm hurts. Can you fix it for me? 嗨, 大夫，我的胳膊疼. 你能帮我修理一下吗? 
[12:38.09]I can't believe I'm adopted. 我真不敢相信我是领养的. 
[12:40.86]So you're not gonna fix my arm? 那..你不准备修理我的胳膊了? 
[12:49.23]Well, that first batch of margaritas was not so great.. 第一批马格丽塔不是太好 
[12:53.60]but this second batch is good. 可第二批实在太棒..棒了。 
[12:58.71]Well, maybe the next batch, we could all get some. 好吧，希望到下一批的时候 我们都能喝一点。 
[13:02.28]Oh, God, this is fun, isn't it? 噢，伙计们，这很有趣，是吗？ 
[13:04.78]You know, just the four of us. 知道吗？就我们四个。 
[13:07.21]Just hanging. 就这么呆着。 
[13:09.55]Dude, are you okay? 伙计，你还好吧？ 
[13:11.35]And when are the fajitas gonna be ready? 法加它什么时候才能好？ 
[13:14.82]I'm fine, okay? I'm great. 我很好！嘿，我很棒！ 
[13:17.99]I'm just.. I'm just proud of us. 我只是…… 我只是为我们而骄傲。 
[13:21.13]You know? There's no weirdness, no tension. 一点都不古怪，一点都不紧张。 
[13:24.77]No awareness. 一点都不清醒。 
[13:28.00]We make a great foursome. We should do more stuff together. 我们组成一个“四人组”。 我们应该一块再做些什么。 
[13:31.81]Let's take a trip! 哦！ 我们去旅行吧！ 
[13:35.48]We could all go on your boat. 我们可以坐你的船去. 
[13:37.41]Joey has this amazing sailboat. 乔伊有一艘很棒的帆船. 
[13:40.38]Actually, Ross, I sold the boat two years ago. 实际上, 罗斯 我两年前我已经把船卖掉了. 
[13:42.88]Oh, no. Idiot! 哦, 不. 白痴! 
[13:46.79]Well, yeah, but I could get another one. 呃, 是的, 不过我可以弄来另外一个. 
[13:48.86]- This trip sounds great. - Yeah? - 这个旅行听起来棒极了. - 是吗? 
[13:51.63]Okay, where do you think we can go? 好, 你觉得我们能去哪? 
[13:54.50]My fajitas! 我的法加它!! 
[13:59.47]Look, Charlie, I just want you to know.. 听着，查莉，我只想让你知道。 
[14:02.77]Ross is just having a little trouble adjusting to the thought of Joey and me. 罗斯还需要时间习惯我跟乔伊在一起。 
[14:07.04]You know, he normally doesn't drink like this. 知道么，他一般不这么喝酒的。 
[14:09.51]You know what, this is nothing. My father is a raging alcoholic. 噢，你知道吗？这没什么。 我爸爸就是个疯狂的酒鬼。 
[14:16.45]I'm sorry, have I made this evening uncomfortable? 噢，对不起 让你们不舒服了？ 
[14:21.82]Fajitas! Be careful! Very hot plate! Very hot! 法加它!  当心，盘子很烫，盘子很烫！！ 
[14:25.86]Ross, you don't even have oven mitts on. 罗斯，你怎么没戴手套！ 
[14:31.43]That is gonna hurt tomorrow. 明天手要疼了！ 
[14:37.20]Okay, well, this is crazy. 好吧，好吧，这太疯狂了。 
[14:38.91]We can't seriously be talking about me taking one of your kids, can we? 我们不可能是在严肃的讨论 我要带走一个孩子，是吗？ 
[14:42.58]Oh, no, of course we're not. 不，当然不是。 
[14:44.31]- That's insane. - I know. - 太愚蠢了。 - 我知道。 
[14:46.15]Alice would never go for it. 爱丽丝不会支持的，是吗？ 
[14:47.82]She's pretty tired too. I think we could get her on board. 噢，我不知道，她也太累了。 我想她可能会入伙的。 
[14:52.65]Well, just for argument's sake, you know, hypothetically.. 好吧，知道吗，只是为了争论， 知道吗，是假设的。 
[14:57.26]which one would you be willing to give up? 你要放弃哪一个？ 
[15:01.46]Frank Jr. Jr.? 小小弗兰克? 
[15:03.13]Well, it'd be great for my shoulder. 噢，你选了这么好的一个。 
[15:05.53]You'd be getting a really good one. 噢，你选了这么好的一个。 
[15:07.37]He's really funny. 我是说，知道吗，他真是太有趣了。 
[15:08.84]Like, the other day, he made up this joke: 比如，那天他说了个笑话 
[15:11.27]What's green and says, "Hey, I'm a frog"? 什么东西是绿的并且说 “嗨，我是一只青蛙”？ 
[15:15.38]A talking frog. 一只会说话的青蛙！ 
[15:19.68]Oh, no, you can't have him, he's too funny. 噢，不，你不能带他走。他太有意思了。 
[15:23.68]Well, all right, that's fine. What about Leslie? 好吧，好吧，没问题。那莱丝莉呢？ 
[15:26.85]Oh, no, no, not Leslie. No. 噢，不，不。不要是莱丝莉。 
[15:29.16]She's the only one that knows how to burp the alphabet. 不，她……她是唯一一个会 打着嗝说出字母表来的。 
[15:34.19]All right, so that leaves Chandler. 好吧，那就剩下钱德了。 
[15:36.13]No, no, you can't have Chandler. No, no. She's my little genius. 噢，不，不，你不能带走钱德 不。不，不。她是个小天才。 
[15:39.53]I got big hopes for her. 我对她抱有很大期望。 
[15:41.17]She's gonna be a doctor or a realtor. 她会成为医生或者房地产经纪人…… 
[15:47.64]Wow, Frank, I think we just ran out of kids. 哇，弗兰克。我想我谁都带不走了。 
[15:52.68]Oh, I think you're right. 噢，我想你是对的。 
[15:57.65]Oh, wow. Phoebe, I don't think I can give one of them up. 哦，哇，菲比 我不认为我能放弃任何一个。 
[16:02.49]I mean, you know, they drive me crazy, but they're my babies. 我是说，知道吗 他们让我发疯，可他们是我的孩子。 
[16:08.76]I'm sorry, Frank, I didn't realize things were so bad. 很抱歉，弗兰克。我没想到事情会这样。 
[16:12.20]You know, I'll help out more. I can baby-sit anytime you want. 知道吗，我会帮你的。 你需要的时候我可以照顾他们。 
[16:15.64]You name the day and I'll be there. 你说一天，我会去的。 
[16:17.44]- How about tomorrow? - Well, that's not good. -明天怎么样？ -呃，不好。 
[16:20.84]But I can move some stuff around and I'll be there. 不过知道吗，我会推掉其它事 我会到的。 
[16:24.14]You and Alice just take the whole day together. 你和爱丽丝可以整天呆在一起。 
[16:26.48]You'd do that for us? 你为我们这么做？ 
[16:28.72]Are you kidding? That's what sisters are for. 你开玩笑吗？你以为姐姐是干什么的？ 
[16:36.99]Oh, look at them. 看看他们！  
[16:40.43]I love you so much. 噢，我真爱你们。 
[16:44.00]Oh, crap, don't wake up! Don't wake up! 噢，天呐，别醒过来，别醒过来！ 
[16:49.97]- Where are Bill and Colleen? - Kitchen, getting something to eat. -比尔和克琳呢？ -他们在厨房弄点吃的。 
[16:53.27]Can you believe how nice they are? 您能想象他们有多好吗？ 
[16:54.98]We have to leave. 我们必须走！！ 
[16:57.95]Why? What did you do in the bathroom? 为什么？你在洗手间做了什么？ 
[17:01.05]I didn't get to the bathroom. I bumped into Owen on the way. 我还没去洗手间呢。 我在路上碰到了欧文 
[17:04.05]He didn't know he was adopted. There's a slight chance.. 可他还不知道他是被领养的。 有一个小小的机会  
[17:06.95]I may have told him. 我告诉了他。 
[17:08.79]Oh, my God, where's my purse? No, I can replace everything in there. 噢，天呐，我的手袋呢？ 不，我们把东西放在这儿。 
[17:12.19]- Get that binder and let's go! - Hi. - 拿上活页册，走！ -嗨。 
[17:15.36]Some little snacks for everybody. 给大家的一点小吃。 
[17:17.50]You don't have to eat the sour worms. Those are for Owen. 哦，你们不用吃酸蠕虫， 那是给欧文的。 
[17:21.07]I'll go get him in a second. 我一会儿去叫他。 
[17:22.74]By the way, you should know, we haven't told him he's adopted yet. 顺便说一句， 你们该知道 我们还没告诉他他是领养的。 
[17:26.81]But kids are so intuitive. 可孩子们直觉很灵敏。 
[17:29.11]Don't you think, on some level, he already knows? 你不认为某种程度上他已经知道了？ 
[17:31.65]- I'm adopted? - See? Intuitive. - 我是领养的？！ - 看？直觉！ 
[17:35.52]What? Where did you hear that? 什么？你从哪儿听来的？ 
[17:37.75]He told me. 他告诉我的！ 
[17:40.49]And he paid me 50 dollars not to tell. 他还给我50块钱让我别说出来。 
[17:44.63]Which, technically, now you should give back. 那现在你该把钱还给我了！ 
[17:49.76]You told him he's adopted? 你告诉他他是领养的？ 
[17:52.40]I'm sorry. You should have a sign out there or something. 实在对不起，可你们应该在 那儿或者什么地方写明白。 
[17:55.24]Or at least whisper it to people when they come in the door. 或者在人们进门的时候悄悄告诉他们： 
[17:58.54]"Owen doesn't know he's adopted, and he also thinks Santa is real." “欧文不知道他是领养的， 他也认为圣诞老人是真实存在的。” 
[18:02.28]He isn't? 他不是吗？！ 
[18:05.18]We have to get out of here, baby. 我们必须走了，亲爱的！ 
[18:09.05]What is the matter with you? 你怎么了？ 
[18:10.58]All right, look, I know what Chandler did was not the best.. 好了, 听着, 我知道 钱德做的不是最好的.. 
[18:13.82]but anyone would assume that a 12-year-old has been told he's adopted. 但是任何人都应该想到 一个12岁的孩子会被告知是被领养的 
[18:17.89]- Yeah, he's 8. - Wow, he's tall. - 是的, 他8岁. - 喔, 他长的好高. 
[18:21.86]What country did you get him from? 你从哪个国家领到他的? 
[18:26.43]Everyone, I would like to make a toast.. 诸位，我要向 
[18:30.17]to Rachel and Joey. 瑞秋和乔伊敬酒。 
[18:35.11]And to love. 还有爱情。 
[18:40.81]Ah, love! 啊，爱情。 
[18:44.28]L-O-V-E. Love. L-O-V-E，爱情。 
[18:46.72]L is for "life." L是生活。 
[18:49.02]And what is life without love? 没有爱情哪有生活？ 
[18:52.63]Oh, my God, are we supposed to answer? 噢，我的天呐，我们要回答吗？ 
[18:56.73]O is for: O是 
[19:00.97]"Oh, wow!" “噢，哇！” 
[19:06.04]The V is for this.. V是 
[19:09.81]very surprising turn of events.. 事情转变的这么快 
[19:14.11]which I am still fine with, by the way. 而顺便说明，我完全应付得来。 
[19:19.55]E.. E是 
[19:24.36]is for how.. 我发现 
[19:26.33]extremely normal I find it.. 这是多么的正常。 
[19:30.43]that you two.. 你们俩 
[19:33.73]are together. 走到了一起。 
[19:37.24]And that one day you might get married.. 有一天你们会结婚 
[19:43.01]and have children of your own. 还会有你们自己的孩子。 
[19:50.25]- Dude, are you okay? - Totally. -伙计，你还好吧？ -完全没问题。 
[19:55.16]Ross, you don't seem okay. 罗斯，你看起来不太好。 
[19:56.72]I'm sorry, it must be the pressure of entertaining. 对不起，一定是快乐的压力太大了。 
[20:03.73]I think everyone would feel better if we had some flan. 我想如果我们吃点果馅饼会感觉好点。 
[20:07.90]Wait, Ross. Ross, I.. I have to take off. 等等，罗斯，我——我要走了。 
[20:11.41]- No! - I'm sorry. - 不行！ - 对不起 
[20:13.44]I have an early class in the morning. 我明天早上还有一节很早的课， 
[20:16.21]But this has been lovely. 不过这已经很好了。 
[20:20.55]Wasn't it? And you thought it would be awkward with Joey. 是吗？可你认为跟乔伊一起很不自在 
[20:24.59]And that you never really liked Rachel. 而且你从没真正喜欢过瑞秋。 
[20:28.32]You are on fire! I'll call you in the morning, okay? 你过火了！ 我早上给你打电话，好吗？ 
[20:32.49]- Okay. - All right. - 好吧。 - 好 
[20:37.36]God, Rachel, what Ross just said, that's just.. 天呐，瑞秋，罗斯刚才说得简直太…… 
[20:39.67]That's okay. Girls tend not to like me. 噢，没事，女孩们从来都不喜欢我。 
[20:43.00]Fine. 再见。 
[20:46.87]Okay. I guess it's just flan for three. 好吧，我想只需要给三个人吃的果馅饼了！ 
[20:52.78]Hey, that rhymes. 嘿，嘿，这还挺押韵！ 
[20:57.12]You know what, Ross, I think we're gonna take off too. 知道吗，罗斯？ 我想我们也该走了。 
[21:01.62]Of course. God, I'm so stupid. 噢，噢，当然。天呐，我真蠢。 
[21:05.26]You guys are a couple now. 你们现在是一对了。 
[21:06.96]I mean, you probably just want to be alone. 我是说，你们可能想单独呆着。 
[21:09.63]- No, it's just getting late.. - It's fine. It's totally fine. -不，不，我只是说天晚了…… -嘿，嘿，没事的。真的没事。 
[21:13.43]I've got plenty of margaritas. It's all good. 我已经喝了够多的玛格丽塔。真得很好。 
[21:23.08]I don't even know what that's for. 我都不知道那是什么。 
[21:30.88]You know what? 知道吗？ 
[21:32.79]I think I'm gonna stay here and make sure he's okay. 我想我应该留下保证他没事。 
[21:36.02]- That's probably a good idea. - I'll see you in the morning. -对，这可能是个好主意。 - 对，明天早上见。 
[21:39.33]Okay. 嗯嗯，好吧。 
[21:40.99]Yeah, you know, Joey, I.. 知道吗，乔伊 
[21:43.30]I don't think he's ever gonna be okay with this. 我不认为他会接受我们俩在一起。 
[21:47.00]It doesn't look good, does it? 看起来不太好，是吗？ 
[22:04.65]I guess I made Tater Tots. 我猜我做了Tater Tots. 
[22:10.06]Ross, oven mitts! 罗斯, 手套! 
[22:26.81]Morning. 早上好。 
[22:28.24]- Here you go. - Thanks. -你醒了。 -谢谢 
[22:31.24]- Did you stay here all night? - Yeah. -你整个晚上都在这儿? -对。 
[22:36.58]So you took off my pants and shoes? 你脱了我的裤子和鞋？ 
[22:39.79]No. No, no. 不，不，不。 
[22:41.52]You actually did that when you were dancing to the Chicago soundtrack. 实际上是你和着《芝加哥》 的原声跳舞时自己脱掉的。 
[22:47.73]Look, Ross.. 听着，罗斯  
[22:51.13]about Rachel and I. Listen, you don't have to worry about that.. 关于我和瑞秋 听着，你什么都不用担心，知道吗？ 
[22:54.74]because nothing's gonna happen. 因为什么都不会发生。 
[22:57.24]What do you mean? 你是什么意思？ 
[23:00.07]She and I said from the beginning.. 好吧，我们从一开始就说 
[23:01.94]we weren't gonna do anything unless you were okay with it. 如果你不接受的话我们什么都不会做的。 
[23:05.05]And clearly.. 而很明显…… 
[23:06.75]What are you talking about? I'm fine. 嘿，你在说什么？我很好！ 
[23:10.92]- Are we still doing this? - No. - 我们可以继续这样? - 不可以. 
[23:13.95]It's okay, Ross. You know, I totally understand. 很好，罗斯，好吗？ 我完全明白。 
[23:17.86]Of course you're not fine. You're.. 你当然接受不了。你们是…… 
[23:22.20]You're Ross and Rachel. 你们是罗斯和瑞秋 
[23:26.03]Yeah, except we're not. 除非我们不是。 
[23:29.10]I mean, we haven't been a couple in, like.. 我是说，我们已经有， 
[23:34.37]six years. 6年没在一起了。 
[23:38.18]My God, is that right? 噢，天呐，真的吗？ 
[23:41.72]Has it been that long? 有这么久了? 
[23:44.02]That's what I hear, yeah. 我也是这么听说的，是的。 
[23:47.89]This is crazy. I mean, six years.. 这太疯狂了。我是说，6年？ 
[23:51.86]and because of me, you guys aren't gonna be together? 就因为我，你们不能在一起？ 
[23:56.56]Can I ask you something? 我能问你点事吗？ 
[23:58.60]Really.. 说真的  
[24:01.00]what is this thing with you and Rachel? 你觉得跟瑞秋在一起怎么样？ 
[24:05.54]Come on, you know me. You know.. 别闹了，我是说，你了解我，你知道…… 
[24:10.71]Joey. 乔伊 
[24:18.42]I'm crazy about her. 我为她感到疯狂。 
[24:25.93]And she feels the same way? 她也这么想吗？ 
[24:30.66]I think so. 我想是的。 
[24:35.14]Well, then.. 好吧，那么  
[24:36.90]maybe it's time we all moved on. 可能现在我们都该往前看了。 
[24:39.64]Yeah, but, Ross, I mean, you're not okay with it, so.. 对，不过，罗斯 我是说，你并没有完全接受。 
[24:42.41]No, but I want to be. 不，我会的。 
[24:47.78]I will be. 嘿，我会的。 
[24:52.45]Besides, I'm with Charlie, right? 另外，我还有查莉呢，对吧？ 
[24:55.22]Oh, my God, I'm still with Charlie, aren't I? 噢，天呐，我还跟查莉在一起呢, 是吗？ 
[24:57.89]- She didn't see the dance, did she? - No, no, no. -我是说，她没看见我跳舞吧？ -不，不，不，不 
[25:01.66]No, that was.. That was just for me. 只有——只有我看见了。 
[25:09.04]Hey, you..? 你。。 
[25:10.97]You sure about this? 你说真的？ 
[25:13.07]Yeah, I'm sure. 对，我是说真的。 
[25:18.08]And.. 那.. . 
[25:20.35]we're okay? 我们的关系没问题吗？ 
[25:34.03]- Hey, Phoebe. - Hey. - 嗨，菲比 - 嗨。 
[25:35.80]We just want to give you a heads up. 呃，我们只是想给你提个醒。 
[25:38.00]- Bill and Colleen hate us. - Why? - 比尔和克琳讨厌我们。 - 为什么？ 
[25:40.50]Owen didn't know he's adopted and Monica told him. 欧文不知道他是领养的， 可莫妮卡告诉了他。 
[25:43.10]What? 什么？ 
[25:44.84]- He didn't know? He's 12. - No, he's only 8. - 他不知道?他12岁了啊. - 不, 他才8岁. 
[25:48.14]I'll bet he's Russian. 我打赌他是俄罗斯人. 
[25:50.38]Still, he had to find out sometime. 可是，他总有一天会发现的。 
[25:52.65]How would you like it if someone told the triplets that you gave birth to them? 对，可如果有人告诉这三胞胎 是你生了他们你会高兴吗？ 
[26:01.45]I'm gonna go tell Emma she was an accident. 我要去告诉爱玛，说她是个事故的结果。 
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