[00:05.97]This cake is amazing! 这蛋糕太好吃了 
[00:08.40]My God, get a room. 天啊，你躲一边吃吧。 
[00:11.64]I would get a room with this cake. 躲一边儿干啥？ 
[00:13.48]I think I could show this cake a good time. 正是时候让你们看看美味的蛋糕呢。 
[00:17.38]If you had to, what would you give up, food or sex? 如果你们必须放弃一样的话 你们会放弃哪一样儿，食物还是性爱？ 
[00:20.38]Sex. 性爱 
[00:23.75]Seriously, answer faster. 说真的，你回答得也太快了吧 
[00:26.39]Oh, I'm sorry, honey. 不好意思，亲爱的 
[00:27.96]But when she said "sex", I wasn't thinking about sex with you. 我刚才说的性爱，并不是指和你一起的性爱 
[00:34.10]It's like a giant hug. 好象我还受了很大恩惠似的。 
[00:37.53]Ross, how about you? Which would you give up? 罗斯，你呢？ 你会放弃哪一样？性爱还是食物？ 
[00:40.40]Food. 食物 
[00:41.87]How about sex or dinosaurs? 那如果是性爱和恐龙呢？ 
[00:48.71]Oh, my God, it's like Sophie's Choice. 老天啊，就像是“索菲的选择” 
[00:52.35]Oh, God. 哦，天啊 
[00:53.85]What about you, Joe? What would you give up, sex or food? 乔伊，你放弃什么？性爱还是食物？ 
[01:00.92]I don't know, it's too hard. 我不知道，这太难取舍了 
[01:03.02]No, you gotta pick one. 不行，你必须得选一个 
[01:06.29]Food. No, sex. 食物，不，性爱 
[01:08.23]Food. Sex. Food. Sex.. I don't know! Oh, God, I want both! 食物，性爱，食物，性爱… 我不知道，老天，我都想要！ 
[01:12.10]I want.. I want girls on bread! 我要坐在面包上的妞儿！ 
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[02:05.65]-You gotta see these pictures of Emma. -Oh, how cute! -我这儿有我女儿最新的照片 -哇，真可爱啊 
[02:09.49]-She looks just like a little doll. -Oh, no, that is a doll. -她看上去就象个洋娃娃 -不不，那就是个洋娃娃 
[02:13.09]Oh, thank God, because that thing's really creepy. 噢，感谢上帝，因为我觉得它看上去有点吓人 
[02:19.13]Look, there's Chandler. 钱德在那儿 
[02:21.40]Who's the blond? She's pretty. 噢，那个金发女郎是谁？她很漂亮 
[02:23.71]He's having an affair. 他有外遇了 
[02:25.64]He is not having an affair! 他才不是有外遇呢 
[02:27.88]I'm always right about these things. 你知道的啦，我在这事儿上面感觉很准的。 
[02:30.01]No, you're not. Last week, you thought Ross was trying to kill you. 不，你才没有呢 上周你还在想罗斯想把你宰了 
[02:33.85]Well, sorry, but it's hard to believe that anyone would tell a story that dull.. 对不起，但确实很让人难以相信 有人能讲一个洋娃娃... 
[02:37.92]just to tell it. 也会讲的故事。 
[02:41.39]There's something going on with them. 我敢发誓他们俩之间肯定有些什么事 
[02:43.49]Look! He's getting into the car with her. 快看，他们俩上了同一部车 
[02:45.76]That doesn't mean anything. 那并不能说明什么 
[02:47.46]Oh, yeah? Well, let's see. 是吗？让我们走着瞧 
[02:51.63]Okay, duck down. 喂, 趴低点 
[02:57.81]-Hello? -Hi, Chandler. It's Phoebe. -喂? -嗨，钱德，我是菲比 
[03:00.54]I know that Monica is working today.. 我知道今天莫尼卡要上班 
[03:02.78]so I was wondering if you wanted to come to the movies with me and Rachel. 所以我想你要不要跟我和瑞秋一起去看电影 
[03:06.92]Oh, I have to work too. Yeah, I'm stuck here at the office all day. 噢，我也得上班。 我在这办公室里都闷了有一天了 
[03:15.02]Well, it's a shame that you'll miss the movie.. 太可惜了，你不能去看电影 
[03:17.49]because we were gonna see, you know, either Liar Liar.. 因为我们打算看《骗子，骗子》 
[03:23.13]or Betrayal or An Affair to Remember. 《背叛》或者是《不了情》 
[03:29.04]Those are all really old. 噢，这些片子很新啊 
[03:31.64]Okay, then maybe it'll be.. 是啊，也可能会看。。。 
[03:34.34]Dude, Where's My Car? 老兄，我的车呢? 
[03:36.98]-What? -They're in a car. -什么？ -他们现在在车里 
[03:41.18]Okay. Well, talk to you later, okay? Bye. 好了，迟点再跟你说，再见 
[03:44.39]Jeez! 
[03:45.89]Okay, quick. We gotta find a cab and follow them. 快，我们得拦辆的士跟踪他们 
[03:48.86]Yeah, okay. Let me just grab my night-vision goggles and my stun gun. 好的，我得先去拿我的夜视镜和眩晕枪 
[03:53.53]I got them. 我这儿有 
[03:59.90]-Hey. -Hey. Hi, sweetie. -嘿 -嗨，亲爱的 
[04:02.64]Hey, you smell like perfume and cigarettes. 你身上有香水和香烟的味道 
[04:05.14]-I was in the car with Nancy. -Nancy doesn't smoke. -我今天和南茜在车里面呆了一天 -南茜可不抽烟 
[04:07.94]Well, at least the perfume's not mine. Be thankful for that. 那至少那香水不是我的 你这点倒是不用担心。 
[04:12.51]So.. What did you think of the house? 那么，你认为那房子怎么样？ 
[04:15.58]It's everything we've been looking for. 简直太棒了，就是我们一直以来要找的 
[04:17.72]Isn't it? And what about the amazing wanes coating.. 是吗？那些漂亮的涂层，冠形屋顶 
[04:20.59]the crown molding and the dormer windows in the attic? 偏厦窗子和阁楼？ 
[04:23.49]And the wiggle woms and the zip zorps! 还有蠕虫和爬虫？ 
[04:27.53]What were the things you said? 你刚刚在说什么？ 
[04:29.50]-Don't you love the huge yard? -The fireplace in the bedroom. -你喜欢那个大院子吗？ -还有睡房里的壁炉 
[04:32.60]And Nancy said it's really underpriced.. 南茜还说这个价钱非常优惠 
[04:34.77]because the guy lost his job and has to move in with his parents! 因为那家伙丢了工作不得不搬去跟父母住 所以急于出手。 
[04:38.91]This is bringing out a lovely color in you. 看把你兴奋的 
[04:42.71]So do you think we should get it? 你认为我们是不是应该把它买下来？ 
[04:45.35]I don't know. What do you think? 我不知道，你怎么想？ 
[04:47.08]-I think we should. -I do too. -我想我们应该买下来 -我也这么想 
[04:48.68]This is huge. How bad do you wanna smoke right now? 这是很大件事。 现在想不想抽一支？ 
[04:51.49]I don't know what you mean, giant, talking cigarette. 你说什么呢，进言有功奖励香烟？ 
[04:55.79]Phoebe called as I was getting into Nancy's car. 对了，我正在南茜车上的时候，菲比打电话来了 
[04:58.29]If she asks you, I was at work all day. 如果她问起就说我一天都在工作 
[05:00.43]Got you. When do we tell them? 明白，你打算什么时候跟他们说这件事 
[05:02.43]We don't. Not until it's 100 percent. Why upset everybody over nothing? 至少要等到事情完全确定下来，我是说 八字还没一撇，没有必要让大家都难受 
[05:06.20]Okay. Right. 嗯，好的 
[05:07.70]-Oh, my God, that is gonna be so hard. -I know. Good luck with it. -上帝，这将会非常难受 -我知道。一切顺利吧 
[05:15.71]I just can't see Chandler cheating. 我只是不明白钱德为什么要骗莫尼卡 
[05:17.78]I'm telling you guys, we followed them out to a house in Westchester. 告诉你们吧，我们一直跟踪他们 到一所位于西切斯特的房子的外面 
[05:21.48]They went in for 45 minutes, and then they came out looking pretty happy. 他们在里面待了有45分钟， 出来的时候两人看上去都很高兴 
[05:27.89]Chandler? 钱德？  
[05:29.66]Forty-five minutes? 45分钟？  
[05:33.46]Well, something's not right. 肯定有什么地方不对头 
[05:35.96]So you went all the way to Westchester, waited 45 minutes.. 所以你们跟踪到 西切斯特  还在外面等了45分钟 
[05:39.67]-and came back in a cab? -Yeah. -然后坐出租车回来？ -是啊 
[05:41.94]If each of you guys would like to pitch in 100 bucks, that would be great. 如果你们谁愿意扔个100大元进去 那真是太好了 
[05:46.91]I can't believe he'd do this to Monica. 我不敢相信他这样对莫尼卡 
[05:48.88]I know, and with the baby coming? 是啊，而且他们就快有小孩了 
[05:51.28]-So should we tell her? -I don't know. -那我们该不该告诉莫尼卡？ -我不知道 
[05:53.68]If one of us saw Mike with another woman, would you want us to tell you? 菲比，如果我们看到麦克跟另一个女人在一起， 我们应不应该告诉你？ 
[05:57.75]Why? Who'd you see him with? 什么？你看到他跟谁在一起了？ 
[06:00.22]-No one. I'm just saying if we did.. -Tell me what you know! -没有，我只是说 -告诉我你知道些什么！ 
[06:03.86]No one! Nothing! Mike's a great guy! It was hypothetical! 我什么也不知道，我只是假设 
[06:08.96]All right. He is a good guy. 好了，好了，他是个好人 
[06:11.67]You're right. He wouldn't cheat. 是啊，他是个好人，他不会骗我的 
[06:14.17]If I did see him with someone, there's no way I.. 如果我真看到他跟另一个女人在一起。。。 
[06:16.87]Who did you see him with? 你看见他跟谁在一起了？ 
[06:32.79]Oh, look at her. So happy. 看，她多开心啊 
[06:39.16]If only there were a smaller one to clean this one. 要是有更小的来清理这个该有多好 
[06:45.23]Hey, is Chandler here? 钱德在吗？ 
[06:47.37]No, he's picking up dinner. Why? What's up? 不在，他去买晚餐去了，出什么事了吗？ 
[06:53.64]Look, whatever happens, we're here for you, and we love you. 无论发生什么事， 我们都跟你在一起，我们爱你 
[06:59.21]-All right. -We think Chandler might be having an affair. -好 -我想钱德可能有外遇了 
[07:03.38]-What? -Phoebe and I saw Chandler.. -什么？ -菲比和我今天 
[07:06.09]with a blond woman today outside on the street. 看见钱德和一个金发女郎在一起 
[07:09.52]And then we followed them to a house in Westchester. 然后我们跟踪他们到了 一所位于西切斯特的房子 
[07:13.16]They went in together. I'm so sorry. 他们一起进去了，很抱歉 
[07:19.87]Oh, my God. Oh, my God, that's awful. 我的上帝。。。 太可怕了。 
[07:25.01]What did you think of the house? 你觉得房子怎么样? 
[07:30.51]What? 什么？ 
[07:32.11]Monica, you understand what we're saying, right? 莫尼卡 你明白我刚才说的话 对不对？ 
[07:34.68]Yeah. Sure. I mean, I'm devastated, obviously. 明白，当然明白 非常清楚你的意思 
[07:40.59]Did you think the neighborhood was homey? 你们认为那些邻居热不热情？ 
[07:44.96]-Hey. -You son of a bitch. -嘿！ -你这个狗杂种 
[07:49.66]Is it me, or have the greetings gone downhill around here? 你是在说我还是说 那个在这附近游荡的进过局子的毒贩？ 
[07:53.70]Phoebe and Rachel saw you with Nancy today. 菲比和瑞秋今天看见你和南茜在一起 
[07:57.74]They think you're having an affair. 他们以为你和她有一腿 
[07:59.67]-Who's Nancy? -What's going on? -谁是南茜？ -到底是怎么回事？ 
[08:02.91]Okay.. 好的。。。 
[08:04.91]All right, you better sit down. 好的，好的，伙计们，坐下说话 
[08:06.58]-This is.. This is pretty big. -Yeah. -这是件大事 -是的 
[08:12.62]I'm not having an affair. 我没有外遇 
[08:14.36]Nancy is our realtor. 南茜是我们的房地产经纪 
[08:18.69]I knew he couldn't be with a woman for 45 minutes! 我就知道他不可能跟一个女人做45分钟那么长 
[08:25.70]Why do you have a realtor? 你们为什么要请地产经纪？ 
[08:28.20]She's been showing us houses outside of the city. 最近以来她带着我们去看市区以外的房子 
[08:32.14]-What? -Are you serious? -什么？ -你是说真的？ 
[08:35.18]When we found out that we were gonna get this baby.. 我们认为因为我们马上就要有小孩了 
[08:37.98]Chandler and I decided we didn't want to raise a kid in the city. 我和钱德决定 我们不能在市区抚养我们的小孩 
[08:41.45]So you're.. So you're gonna move? 所以你们要搬出去？ 
[08:43.75]Oh, my God. 我的上帝！ 
[08:46.12]Shouldn't we all vote on stuff like this? 这种事我们总要投票解决吧？ 
[08:50.29]What is wrong with raising a kid in the city? 在市区里带小孩有什么不妥吗？ 
[08:52.69]I'm doing it. Ross is doing it. 我不就正在市区里带小孩吗？ 罗斯也是 
[08:55.33]Sarah Jessica Parker is doing it! 莎拉.杰西卡.派克也是这么干的 
[08:58.67]And that's great for you guys, but we want a lawn and a swing set. 对你们来说这没什么问题 但是我们想要一个长长的秋千 
[09:02.47]A street where our kids can ride their bikes.. 还有一条小孩可以在上面骑单车的马路 
[09:04.84]and maybe an ice-cream truck can go by. 不时还会有雪糕车经过 
[09:07.07]So you want to buy a house in the '50s. 所以你们想买一栋50年代的房子？ 
[09:11.38]Have you thought about what you're giving up? 你们有没有想过你们正放弃什么么？ 
[09:13.68]You can't move out of the city. What if..? 你们不能搬出市区 
[09:16.02]What if you want Chinese food at 5 a.m.? 要是，要是你们想凌晨五点钟吃中餐怎么办？ 
[09:18.29]Or a fake Rolex that breaks as soon as it rains? 又或者想买一块一响就散架的假劳力士怎么办？ 
[09:21.29]Or an Asian hooker sent right to your door? 又或者是想电召一个亚洲妓女怎么办？ 
[09:25.66]You know what? If you want to look for a house, that's okay. 知道吗？ 如果你们只是想看看房子，没问题 
[09:29.43]No! No, it's not! Don't listen to him. I'm gonna thump you. 不，不， 不，别听他的 小心我扁你 
[09:34.14]It's okay, because they have to get it out of their system. 的确是没问题，但等你们真正住进去之后 
[09:38.27]Okay? But you're gonna realize this is the only place you want to be. 你们会发现这里才是你们真正想要住的地方 
[09:45.08]Actually.. 实际上 
[09:47.01]we already found a house we love. 我们已经找到合我们心意的房子了 
[09:48.85]-What? -About an hour ago, we made an offer. -什么？ -大约一小时以前，我们开出了我们的价码 
[09:59.89]Bet you wish I was having an affair now, huh? 我打赌你们现在宁可我有外遇 
[10:05.90]-You put an offer on a house? -It's so sweet. -你们已经开出价码了？ -那房子真的很好 
[10:09.64]It really is. It has this big yard that leads down to this stream. 的确是，那里有一个很大的院子 一直通到一条小溪 
[10:13.17]And then there's these old maple trees. 那里还有很多枫树 
[10:15.21]Oh, again with the nature. What are you, beavers? 跟自然环境有什么关系？ 你们又不是水獭 
[10:18.48]Look, I know this is really hard, and we're really sorry. 我知道你们一时很难接受我们的决定， 我们也非常的抱歉 
[10:21.38]Is this because I come over here without knocking and eat your food? 是不是因为我常常不敲门 就过来拿你们的东西吃? 
[10:24.79]Because I can stop doing that. 我可以不那样做 
[10:27.19]I really, really think I can. 我真的可以改 
[10:29.72]You know that's not the reason, Joe. 乔伊, 你知道这不是我们要搬出去住的原因 
[10:38.10]I think if you saw it, you'd understand. 我想如果你们到实地看一看的话 你们会明白的 
[10:40.57]You guys were there. It's beautiful, isn't it? 你们俩去看过，那的确很美，不是吗？ 
[10:46.04]-Yeah, it is. -What the hell are you doing? -是，确实是很美 -你在干什么？ 
[10:48.31]Well, it is, all right? When we were out there today, all I kept thinking was: 我的意思是我们今天到那儿的时候 我所想的是 
[10:52.31]"I can't believe Chandler's screwing this woman.. 我简直不敢相信钱德在和那女人干那事儿， 
[10:54.85]but, man, this would be a nice place to live!" 但那并不意味那里不是一个适合居住的地方！ 
[10:57.85]Yeah, but so is this. 是，但漂亮又能怎样？ 
[10:59.69]Yeah. I mean, if you move there, you have to leave here. 对，我是说如果你们搬到那里去住 你们就得离开这儿了 
[11:02.89]I mean, how can you leave this place? 你们怎么能离开这个地方？ 
[11:08.53]Come on, Daddy, listen! 爸，你听我说 
[11:11.10]All my life, everyone's always told me, "You're a shoe!" 这就好象是我生命的全部 每个人总是对我说 "你是鞋子！" 
[11:15.00]"You're a shoe! You're a shoe. You're a shoe!" 你是鞋子！你是鞋子，你是鞋子！ 
[11:17.71]I stopped and said, "What if I don't want to be a shoe? 今天我停下来说 如果我不想当鞋子会怎样？ 
[11:20.88]What if I want to be a purse? 如果我想做手袋？  
[11:23.11]Or a hat?" 或是帽子？ 
[11:26.88]I don't want you to buy me a hat, I.. 不，我不是要你给我买顶帽子 
[11:29.65]It's a metaphor, Daddy! 我是说我是…啊…我只是打个比方，爸！ 
[11:33.55]You can see where he'd have trouble. 你知道他的麻烦在哪里了 
[11:38.36]Well, maybe I'll just stay here with Monica. 好吧，也许我应该和莫尼卡待在这儿 
[11:43.36]I guess we've established she's staying with Monica. 我猜她的意思是，我们已经就 谁和莫尼卡住在一起这个问题达成了共识 
[11:47.80]Your money's mine, Greene. 你的钱要归我啦，格林小姐。 
[11:49.90]Your fly's open, Geller. 你的尿门没拉上，盖勒先生。 
[11:53.51]You know what I just realized? 伙计们，知道我刚发现了什么吗？ 
[11:55.14]"Joker" is "poker" with a "J"! Joker是带"J"的Poker 
[12:00.31]Coincidence? 巧合吧？ 
[12:02.38]That's "joincidence" with a "C"! 嗯，那是带"C"的'joincidence' 
[12:10.22]Look! Ugly Naked Guy lit a bunch of candles. 呃，看，那个奇丑的裸男点了一堆蜡烛 
[12:20.33]That had to hurt! 那太痛苦了 
[12:25.01]Hey, it's your Thanksgiving too. 嗨，这也是你们的感恩节 
[12:27.17]Instead of watching football, you could help. 除了看球赛，你也可以过来帮我们干点活 
[12:29.71]We know. 我们会的 
[12:32.71]Rachel, you want to put the marshmallows in concentric circles. 好了，瑞秋， 你想把这些软糖粒摆成一个同心圆 
[12:36.08]No, Mon. You want to put them in concentric circles. 不，莫尼卡， 是你想把它们摆成那样 
[12:39.22]I want to do this. 我只是想这样 
[12:50.60]Every year. 每年如是 
[12:55.67]It's stuck! 我被卡住了！ 
[12:58.94]Step. 别着急，小心阶梯 
[13:00.41]How did it get on? 你怎么会把头给套进去了？ 
[13:01.94]I put it on to scare Chandler. 我想把它戴上去吓吓钱德 
[13:04.81]Oh, my God! Monica's going to totally freak out! 我的上帝，莫尼卡会被吓死的 
[13:08.65]Plus, it smells really bad in here. 还有，这里面难闻得要命 
[13:10.52]Of course it smells bad. You have your head up a turkey's ass. 那是当然了 你脑袋伸到火鸡的屁股里面去了 
[13:17.66]Monica. 莫尼卡 
[13:21.66]Did you get the turkey..? 嗨，你们把火鸡涂上油没有？ 
[13:23.13]Oh, my God! 啊，我的上帝，我的上帝 
[13:26.30]Who is that? 这是谁？ 
[13:28.04]It's Joey. 是乔伊 
[13:30.44]I got it! 我明白了。 
[13:31.91]If we win, they have to get rid of the rooster. 如果我们赢，你们就得把那公鸡拿走 
[13:35.18]That's interesting! 这主意怎么样？ 
[13:37.98]If you win.. 如果你们赢。。 
[13:39.51]we give up the bird. 我们就放弃那只鸟儿 
[13:44.15]But if we win.. 但是，如果我们赢了 
[13:46.32]we get your apartment. 我们要你们住的地方 
[13:51.53]-Deal! -What? -一言为定！ -什么？ 
[13:54.23]"Monica's nickname when she was a hockey goalie?" 莫妮卡当曲棍球守门员时候的绰号 
[13:57.16]-Big Fat Goalie. -Correct! -大胖守门员 -正确。 
[14:00.57]"Rachel claims it's her favorite movie." 瑞秋说她最喜欢的电影是？ 
[14:02.87]Dangerous Liaisons. 孽恋焚情 
[14:04.47]-"Her actual favorite movie is..?" -Weekend at Bernie's. -正确。实际上她最喜欢的电影是？ -老板渡假去 
[14:09.14]"Monica categorizes her towels. How many categories are there?" 莫妮卡给她的毛巾分类， 一共分了多少类？ 
[14:13.38]-Everyday use. -Fancy. -每天用的 -正确 
[14:14.88]-Guest. -Fancy guest. -客人的 -正确 
[14:16.52]-Two seconds. -Eleven? -2秒 -11种？ 
[14:19.49]Unbelievable! Eleven is correct. 太另人难以置信了，11是正确答案 
[14:23.82]"Chandler was how old when he first touched a girl's breast?" 钱德第一次摸女孩子胸部的时候有多大？ 
[14:26.86]-14? -No,19. -14? -不, 19. 
[14:28.36]Thanks, man. 谢了兄弟 
[14:30.13]"Joey had an imaginary childhood friend. 乔伊有一个想象中的童年时的朋友 
[14:32.47]-His name was..?" -Maurice! -他叫什么名字？ -莫里斯 
[14:34.50]-"His profession was..?" -Space cowboy! -正确，他是干什么的？ -太空牛仔！ 
[14:38.87]"What is Chandler Bing's job?" 钱德是干什么工作的？ 
[14:46.11]Ten seconds. You need this or you lose. 还有10秒，你们得答对这一题，否则就输了 
[14:47.92]Something to do with transponding. 嗯，好象是跟传送有关的 
[14:50.78]He's a transponster! 啊，啊，是搬运工！ 
[14:53.95]That's not even a word! 你说的都不是一个正确的单词！ 
[15:06.53]You are mean boys who are just being mean! 你们是些卑鄙的家伙，太卑鄙了! 
[15:10.74]Don't get mad! No one forced you to raise the stakes. 嗨，别冲我们发火！没人逼你越赌越大 
[15:14.24]That is not true! She forced me! 不对，是她逼我的！ 
[15:16.98]You got the question wrong. 是你答错题了。 
[15:19.71]It was a stupid, unfair question! 那是一个愚蠢的，不公平的问题。 
[15:22.22]Don't blame the questions! 愿赌服输，不要把责任怪在问题上 
[15:24.05]Stop yelling in our apartment! You are ruining moving day for us. 你们能不能不要在屋子里瞎嚷嚷 你们把我们的搬家日给毁了 
[15:29.99]Chandler! 钱德！ 
[15:34.96]I saw what you were doing in the window! 钱德，我从窗户那里瞧见你们在干那事儿了 
[15:37.43]I saw what you're doing to my sister! Get out here! 我看见你在对我妹子做什么！ 现在你给我滚出去！ 
[15:41.17]Listen, we had a good run. 哇！听着，我们很恩爱 
[15:44.17]What was it? Four, five months? 什么？ 四个月？五个月？ 
[15:46.64]That's more than most people have in a lifetime. Goodbye. 我的意思是 这已经超过大多数人一辈子的恩爱时光了 
[15:52.28]Hey, Ross. What's up, bro? 嘿，罗斯，出什么事了，老哥？ 
[15:56.38]What the hell are you doing? 你们到底在干什么？！ 
[16:00.52]What's going on? 嘿！出什么事了？ 
[16:01.76]I think Ross knows about me and Monica. 我想，我想罗斯知道我和莫尼卡的事了 
[16:06.73]Dude, he's right there. 老兄, 他在那呢 
[16:11.30]I thought you were my best friend! This is my sister! 我还当你是我最好的朋友呢！她可是我妹妹！ 
[16:14.54]My best friend and my sister! I cannot believe this! 我最好的朋友跟我妹妹！我简直不敢相信！ 
[16:17.87]We're not just messing around. I love her. 我们不是玩玩而已的。 我爱她 
[16:21.84]I'm in love with her. 我跟她坠入情网了 
[16:25.05]I'm so sorry that you had to find out this way. 真不好意思，你是以这种方式知道我们相恋的 
[16:28.55]I'm sorry, but it's true. I love him too. 抱歉，但这是真的，我也爱他 
[16:38.19]My best friend and my sister! 我最好的朋友和我妹妹！ 
[16:43.80]I cannot believe this! 我简直不敢相信！ 
[16:47.67]This is the last box of your clothes. 这是你最后一箱衣服 
[16:49.64]I'm just gonna label it "What were you thinking?" 我想在这上面贴个标签，上书：你在想什么？ 
[16:53.97]I was gonna go across the hall and write that on Chandler. 有趣，因为我正想到对门去 在钱德身上也写上这句话 
[17:00.25]Guys, I don't wanna make things worse, but.. 二位，我不想把事情搞砸 
[17:03.15]I don't want to live with Rachel anymore. 但是，嗯，我再也不想跟瑞秋住在一起了 
[17:06.25]You're so mean to each other. 你们对对方太刻薄了！ 
[17:08.42]I don't wanna end up like that with Rachel. I still like you. 而且我也不想跟瑞秋最后闹得不欢而散 我还是喜欢你 
[17:12.23]That's fine because I'm not moving. 菲比，那没关系，因为我不搬了 
[17:15.93]Phoebe, you gotta take her. 哇，哇，哇，菲比，你得跟她一起住！ 
[17:18.97]I said some bad stuff.. 你知道，我是曾说过一些她的坏话 
[17:20.83]but Rachel has qualities that make her a good roommate. 但是，瑞秋还是有很多优点的， 这足以让她成为一个好的室友 
[17:24.17]She gets tons of catalogs and folds down the pages of things I'd like. 她有很多商品目录，嗯 她会把那些 她认为我会喜欢的产品所在页折起来 
[17:29.51]What else? 还有呢？ 
[17:32.25]When I take a shower.. 我在冲凉的时候... 
[17:34.55]she leaves me notes on the mirror. 她会在镜子上给我留下留言 
[17:36.98]I do. I do do that. 是，那是我干的 
[17:39.39]That's nice. I like having things to read in the bathroom. 很好，我喜欢在洗手间里读点东西 
[17:45.53]When I fall asleep on the couch.. 当我看完书在沙发上睡着的时候， 
[17:49.26]she covers me with a blanket. 她会为我盖上一条毯子 
[17:51.53]Well, you know, I don't want you to be cold. 你知道啦，我不想让你着凉了 
[17:58.71]And when I told her that I was gonna move in with Chandler.. 还有，当我告诉她 我要搬过去跟钱德一起住的时候， 
[18:02.58]she was really supportive. 她真的是很支持我 
[18:07.21]You were so great. 你太好了 
[18:10.08]You made it so easy. 你把一件困难的事情变得轻松简单 
[18:14.35]And now you have to leave. 现在，你得走了 
[18:17.16]And I have to live with a boy! 而我得和一个男生住在一起！ 
[18:36.11]-She really left. -I know. -她真的走了 -我知道 
[18:41.48]-Thank you. -No problem, roomie. -谢谢 -没问题，室友 
[18:52.93]-Can I ask you a question? -Sure. -我能问你一个问题吗？ -当然！ 
[18:55.70]What the hell is that dog doing here? 那只狗倒底在那儿干什么？ 
[18:59.57]A little toast here. Ding, ding! 我来说点祝酒词吧 
[19:02.14]This isn't exactly the kind of Thanksgiving you planned.. 我知道这并不是你们所计划的感恩节 
[19:05.34]but for me this has been really great. 但对于我来说，这个节真的是太棒了 
[19:09.24]I think because it didn't involve divorce.. 知道吗？我之所以这样认为是因为 这个节里面没有离婚... 
[19:12.85]or projectile vomiting. 和吐得一塌糊涂 
[19:17.02]If you had gone to Vail.. 无论怎样，我只是在想，如果你们去了Vail 
[19:18.82]or if you had been with your family, or if you didn't have.. 如果你们和你们的家人在一起 
[19:23.29]syphilis and stuff.. 如果你没做性病这类的广告 
[19:27.19]we wouldn't be all together. 我们就不可能在一起，对不对？ 
[19:29.33]So I guess what I'm trying to say is.. 所以，我想我想说的是 
[19:31.57]that I'm very thankful that all of your Thanksgivings sucked. 我很感激你们 因为你们的感恩节计划全砸了 
[19:38.17]-That's so sweet! -Thank you. -太感人了 -谢谢 
[19:43.64]Here's to a lousy Christmas! 为糟糕的圣诞节干杯 
[19:46.05]And a crappy New Year! 也为糟糕的新年干杯 
[19:47.48]-Hear, hear! -Hear, hear! -听着听着！ -听着听着！ 
[19:55.86]You can't move. You just.. You just can't. 你们不能搬，你们就是不能这样做 
[19:58.29]Rachel's right. This is where you guys belong. 瑞秋说得对，你们俩是属于这里的 
[20:01.09]You don't wanna live in Westchester. That's the worst of the Chesters. 是啊，你们可不能搬到西切斯特， 听起来就象"死"切斯特。 
[20:05.93]You know, sometimes when I'm alone in my apartment, I look over here.. 知道吗，有时我独自一人在我的寓所的时候 望向这边 
[20:09.60]and you guys are just having dinner.. 你们正在吃晚餐  
[20:13.11]or watching TV or something.. 看电视或是做着其它什么事 
[20:16.71]but it makes me feel better. 这让我感觉好很多 
[20:18.58]And now when I look over, who am I gonna see? 现在，你们搬走之后 我再望过来的时候，我会看到谁？ 
[20:21.25]The Gottliebs? The Yangs? 张三？李四？ 
[20:24.35]They don't make me feel so good. 他们不会让我感觉如此之好！ 
[20:27.79]Yeah. So don't move, okay? Just stay here.. 是啊，所以别搬了 对，就留下吧 
[20:32.23]-and maybe close your blinds at night. -Hey. -晚上的时候别忘了拉窗帘就行了。 -喂！ 
[20:40.83]Hello? 喂? 
[20:45.21]It's Nancy. They responded to our offer. 是南茜，他们答复我们开出的价码了 
[20:47.67]And? 然后？ 
[20:51.58]Okay. Thanks. 好的，谢谢 
[20:56.08]They passed. 他们对我们的出价没兴趣 
[20:58.92]They said they won't go a penny under the asking price. 他们一个子儿也不愿少 
[21:01.76]-We can't afford that. -I know. -我们负担不起那价格 -我知道 
[21:06.89]Well, there you go. 好了，如你们所愿了 
[21:13.27]I'm really sorry, you guys. 真抱歉 
[21:14.94]Yeah, I'm sorry too. I'm even more sorry that phone call didn't come.. 我也很抱歉。要是那个电话 
[21:18.71]before I told you about looking through the window. 在我说出从 窗户那边望过来之前打来的话，就好了。 
[21:22.61]Yeah. Well, we're gonna let you be alone. 我们还是让你们俩单独待一会儿吧 
[21:24.95]-You gonna be okay? -Yeah, we'll be okay. -你们没事吧？ -我们没事的 
[21:27.01]Love you guys. 我爱你们 
[21:30.92]You know, I'm really sorry I wasn't more supportive before. 很抱歉，刚才没有支持你们 
[21:33.92]That's okay. We understand. 没关系，我们能理解 
[21:35.62]Yeah, and about this Nancy.. 对了，关于这个南茜 
[21:37.62]If you're not sleeping with her, should I? 如果你没跟她上床的话，能不能让我上？ 
[21:47.20]I know there'll be other houses, but I just.. 我知道外面还有很多房子，但是这栋。。。 
[21:49.54]-I love that one so much. -Yeah. -我太爱这栋房子了 -是啊 
[21:53.24]Well, it's a good thing we got it then. 所以得到这栋房子是天大的喜事 
[21:56.91]-What? -We got the house. -什么？ -我们买到那房子了 
[21:59.88]-Oh, my God. -I didn't wanna tell you in front of them. -噢，我的上帝 -我只是不想当着他们的面告诉你 
[22:02.88]We got it?! We got the house?! 我们买到那栋房子了 
[22:04.65]We're getting a house! 我们买到那栋房子了 
[22:10.52]-We're getting a house. -And a baby. -对，我们买到了 -还有小孩 
[22:13.49]We're growing up. 我们长大了 
[22:16.20]We sure are. 是啊。 
[22:18.70]-Who's gonna tell them? -Not it! -谁去跟他们说呢？ -不是我 
[22:20.40]Not it! Damn it! 也不是我 
[22:26.74]Rachel, this is yours. 瑞秋，这是给你的 
[22:28.58]Why? What are these for? 为什么送我们这些礼物？ 
[22:30.34]-You'll see. -All right, everybody open them. -过会你就知道了 -好了，大家都请打开来看看吧 
[22:35.65]Wow, this is so beautiful! 好漂亮啊 
[22:38.59]These are the ones I was looking at in the store! 这个正是我上次在商店里相中的那一款小饰品！ 
[22:41.09]-I know. -Oh, I love this! -我知道 -我喜欢这个 
[22:43.19]A meatball sub! 喔，一个肉丸包！ 
[22:45.83]Thanks! 谢谢 
[22:47.33]Seriously, guys, what's going on? What are these for? 说真的，你们怎么了？ 为什么送我们这些礼物？ 
[22:50.13]Well, I didn't know how to tell you before, but... 我先前不知道该怎么跟你们说, 但是... 
[22:53.57]-We got the house. -Enjoy! -我们买到那房子了 -各位好好享受吧 
[23:00.51]What did they say? 他们刚才说什么？ 
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