[00:03.93]Hey, you guys. Hey, what are you doing? 嗨，大家！在干什么? 
[00:06.57]-Figuring out our wedding plans. -Funny. We were doing the same thing. -筹备婚礼 -有趣得很, 我们也正合计这事呢 
[00:11.94]It's really crazy. The hall, the dress, the food. 疯了, 场地, 服装, 食品 
[00:16.24]-I had no idea how expensive this was. -Yeah, it is really pricey. -没想到结个婚这么贵 -是很贵 
[00:20.02]-I freaked when I heard the numbers. -So, what did you two do about it? -第一次算出结婚费用，我被那个数字吓呆了 -结果你们怎么做的? 
[00:23.52]It was simple. I came up with some cost-cutting solutions.. 简单, 我各个项目都想出了一些省钱的方案 
[00:26.86]wrote out a list, and Monica told me to go to hell. 结果莫妮卡叫我去死 
[00:31.26]There's no way around it. Just accept that this is gonna cost a lot of money. 没钱好省的, 接受事实, 这的确所费不赀 
[00:35.50]I heard that weddings are, like, a $40 billion-a-year industry. 听说每年花在结婚上的钱高达400亿 
[00:39.13]Yeah. And I'm responsible for just, like, half of that. 这其中我贡献过半 
[00:43.67]I don't know. It's a lot of money to spend on one day. 我不知道, 一天花这么多钱 
[00:47.34]Hey, I've been married before, I don't need a big wedding. 嘿, 我以前结过婚 我都没有盛大的婚礼 
[00:50.35]All I ask is that you don't do ecstasy and make out with my brother. 我所想知道的是你没有迷上我弟弟并和他上床 
[00:55.52]But really, it does seem like this money could be put to better use. 我觉得这钱应该用在更有意义的事上 
[00:59.05]Hey, you could buy a ton of Amway products. 嘿, 你可以买一吨安利的产品 
[01:03.86]-Or give it all to charity. -Oh, that's great. -或者全部捐给慈善机构 -喔, 这个想法不错 
[01:07.83]How am I gonna unload all those Amway products? 那些安利的东西该怎么样卸货呢? 
[01:12.20]Are you serious? 当真? 
[01:13.44]Yeah. How would you feel if we gave all the wedding money to charity.. 把婚礼经费捐献给慈善事业 
[01:17.17]and we just got married at City Hall? 我们就到市政厅登个记？ 
[01:19.47]I think it would make me wanna marry you even more. 这让我越发想娶你了! 
[01:24.51]I gotta say, you guys, that's an incredible gesture. 高姿态! 很好 
[01:27.98]Maybe you do that next time you get married. 下次你结婚也这么干如何? 
[01:32.19]No, no, no. The next time's gonna be Hawaii at sunset. 下次我要在夏威夷斜阳下结婚 
[01:36.49]But maybe the time after that. 下下次吧 
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[02:28.68]-Hey. What's going on? -Hey. -嘿！ 忙啥呢？ -嘿！ 
[02:31.38]Our adoption social worker is coming, so we're cleaning the apartment. 领养中心有人来家访，所以我们在扫除 
[02:35.18]"We"? 我们？ 
[02:37.59]You know you don't want me to help. You can't have it both ways. 你不想我掺和，拖你后腿！ 
[02:42.92]Is this the person who decides whether or not you get a baby? 这个人说了算？ 
[02:46.46]-She's coming to see where we live. -And it has to go perfectly. －差不多，这人来视察我们的生活环境 －我们必须表现得完美 
[02:49.83]If she doesn't like us, she can keep us off every adoption list in the state. 若她有丝毫不满，我们就永远没戏 
[02:53.84]Hey, maybe I should stop by. She could be a soap opera fan. 我可以过来友情协力一把 她没准爱看肥皂剧 
[02:57.61]It's very impressive when the little people know a celebrity. 小人物认识演艺名流，可以蓬壁生辉呢 
[03:01.78]"Little people"? 小人物？ 
[03:03.38]"Celebrity." 名流 
[03:06.51]So I think I'm just about done here. 差不多满分了 
[03:08.45]Unless you have any bad stuff hidden somewhere, like porn or cigarettes? 除非你还有什么，像色情书刊，香烟？ 
[03:13.39]What? 什么？ 
[03:16.26]-No. -Chandler. －才没有！ －钱德 
[03:21.46]I don't, and I'm offended by the insinuation. 你无中生有，污人清白 
[03:25.53]So there's not a magazine under the couch.. 沙发下没有杂志？ 
[03:28.30]or cigarettes taped to the back of the toilet tank.. 厕所水箱后没有一包香烟？ 
[03:31.47]or a filthy video in the VCR? 录像机里没有A片? 
[03:35.04]I'll admit to the cigarettes and magazine. But that tape is not mine. 香烟和杂志我认帐，但录像带 不是我的！ 
[03:38.81]-It isn't mine. -I guess we'll never know whose it is. -也不是我的！ -永远不会知道是谁的了！ 
[03:50.66]May I help you? 可以帮忙吗？ 
[03:51.86]Yes. We're here to make a rather sizable donation to the children. 我们来捐钱给孩子 
[03:55.63]Any contribution, large or small, is appreciated. 捐钱不论多少，心意都是一样重 我们都会感激 
[03:58.40]I think you're gonna appreciate the crap out of this one. 数目这样大，你一定会异常感激 
[04:01.77]-Well, this is very generous. -And we don't want any recognition. -你们真大方 -我们不留名． 
[04:05.31]This is completely anonymous. 匿名捐助 
[04:07.18]Completely anonymous. From two kind strangers. 完全匿名 两个好人 
[04:09.94]Mr. X and Phoebe Buffay. X先生和菲比布费 
[04:14.08]We can put your names in our newsletter. 我们可以把二位的名字登到新闻通讯里 
[04:16.18]-Not necessary. -Buffay is spelled B-U-F-F-A-Y. －没必要 －布费的拼法是：Buffay 
[04:20.39]And X is spelled "Mike Hannigan." X先生的写法是：麦克.哈纳根 
[04:25.29]Possible headline: Attractive Couple Makes World Better. 也许标题应该写: 迷人的夫妇让世界变的更好 
[04:30.10]Well, on behalf of the children, thank you both very much. 我代表孩子们多谢两位 
[04:33.07]-I'm glad we did this. It feels so good. -It does. It feels really good. -感觉真棒 -是啊，非常棒。 
[04:37.54]Oh, look. And we get these free T-shirts. 还有免费T恤拿 
[04:40.34]Actually, that's the shirt I wore to the gym. 那是我健身穿的 
[04:43.91]It's moist. 难怪是湿的 
[04:50.59]-Hi. Emma will be up in a minute. -Oh, good. -艾玛会很快起床的 -哦，天啊。 
[04:53.45]Hey, Ross, listen. I heard about you and Charlie. I'm really sorry. 嘿，罗斯 听说你跟查莉的事了, 替你难过 
[04:58.09]That's okay. I'm sure there are tons of other beautiful paleontologists out there. 没事, 美貌的考古学家多的是! 
[05:02.46]-Absolutely. -There was one. She's it. -当然! -只有一个!就是她! 
[05:05.43]All the rest look like they should live under a bridge. 其他的就好象是桥洞居民一样! 
[05:11.31]So, what are you gonna do today? 今天想怎么玩? 
[05:13.07]I was thinking of taking Emma to the playground. 带艾玛去街心游乐场怎么样? 
[05:15.68]Oh, my God. What? 什么? 
[05:19.55]Like I said, I was thinking of taking Emma to the Museum of Knives and Fire. 我又没说带她去武器弹药博物馆 
[05:26.79]Okay, look, Ross. I do not want Emma going to the playground. 我反对艾玛去游乐场 
[05:35.76]Because..? 因为? 
[05:37.13]All right, if you must know, I had a traumatic.. 好吧，如果你想知道… 
[05:41.00]swing incident when I was little. 我小时候荡秋千遇险 
[05:45.57]-Seriously? -Yes. I was 4 years old. -真的? -我才四岁 
[05:47.68]And I was on the swing.. 我荡秋千 
[05:49.68]and then all of a sudden my hair got tangled in the chain. 突然头发缠到铁链 
[05:55.38]And to get me out, my mom had to cut a big chunk of my hair. 结果老妈剪掉我一大缕头发, 才救我出来 
[06:01.59]And it was uneven for weeks. 结果有好几星期头发都不整齐 
[06:10.37]And you made it through that? 你竟熬了过来? 
[06:14.34]I wonder who's gonna play you in the movie. 简直可以拍成电影 
[06:18.81]Okay, fine, you can make fun of me. I do not want Emma going there. 你尽管拿我取笑, 反正我就是不想艾玛去 
[06:22.84]And I was thinking Claire Danes. 而且我在想克莱尔·丹妮丝 
[06:26.48]Look, I'm sorry to hear about your tragedy. 你的悲剧令我同情 
[06:29.08]But the swings are perfectly safe. And besides, Emma loves them. 不过秋千很安全 而且艾玛喜欢荡秋千 
[06:33.02]-You should come, and you'll see. -Those things go, like,40 miles an hour. -我们同去, 你就知道了 -秋千速度40英里/小时 
[06:38.23]And there's that moment when you're at the top.. 荡到高处 
[06:40.73]when you just don't know if you're gonna return back to Earth. 鬼才知道会不会返回地球 
[06:46.17]Space is filled with orbiting children. 宇宙充满小孩子绕轨道运行 
[06:52.24]Look, please, just come on. 来嘛 
[06:54.58]When you see the look on Emma's face, I swear, you won't regret it. 你若看见艾玛的表情, 决不会后悔 
[07:00.78]-All right. -Good. -好吧 -太好了。 
[07:02.38]You don't wanna be a mom who passes her irrational fears to her children. 你不会像有的妈妈那样 把自己愚昧的恐惧遗传给小孩吧 
[07:07.46]"Irrational, " huh? 愚昧? 
[07:09.09]I'll remember that next time you freak out about a spider in your apartment. 下次你被家里的蜘蛛吓到 我们再谈这个话题 
[07:12.96]That's the same. I'm sure there are 30 different species of poisonous swings. 这两个可以相提并论吗! 秋千上有30种毒液? 
[07:21.54]Oh, my God. The adoption lady is early. 哦，天，领养中心的来早了 
[07:23.74]Okay. Okay. Here we go. Here we go. 好的好的.镇静镇静!!! 
[07:27.24]Stand up straight. 站直咯 
[07:28.74]Big smile. 微笑 
[07:33.11]Hello. Is this the Creepy residence? 你好, 请问这是"毛骨悚然"家吗? 
[07:36.15]We're waiting for the adoption lady. But I'm glad you're here. 还以为是领养中心的来了 你来得正好 
[07:39.75]I was cleaning this morning and I found this. 今早打扫时发现的, 不知道你用不用得上 
[07:42.46]I don't know if you wanna use it, but.. 我不知道你是不是想用, 但是......... 
[07:45.63]Oh, this is so sweet of you. 你真好 
[07:48.90]But I won't be needing a veil. I actually won't be wearing a dress at all. 不过我不需要头纱, 我根本不需要服装 
[07:52.87]I told you, I am not coming to a naked wedding! 裸体婚礼, 我不会参加的! 
[07:56.07]No. We're not having a big reception. 我们不会开招待会 
[07:58.51]We took the wedding money and donated it to a children's charity. 我们把婚礼经费捐给儿童慈善事业了 
[08:02.51]That's crazy! 你疯啦? 
[08:06.58]-Generous. -Crazy generous. -慷慨啊！ -你疯啦? 
[08:11.29]I'm sorry. I can't imagine giving up my one wedding day like that. 抱歉, 只是无法想象. 一生只有一次啊 
[08:15.66]Well, we're different. I don't care about having a huge party. 我们不一样! 我不在乎什么盛大婚礼 
[08:19.16]This is really nice for you, but.. 头纱是很美, 但是 
[08:21.63]Oh, please. I put this on and I just look like.. 你看我戴上, 简直就-- 
[08:25.37]Well, radiant. 美极 
[08:29.60]All right, but who cares? I don't need a pretty veil and a fancy dress. 管它!我不需要头纱婚纱这些玩意 
[08:33.67]That's right. You're making a commitment. 对! 你们是互许终身 
[08:36.04]You know, that's the same whether you do it at the Plaza or.. 不管在广场举行还是别的什么地方都是一样 
[08:39.51]-Where you gonna do it? -City Hall. -你选了啥地方? -市政厅 
[08:43.32]Oh, that sounds nice. 好地方 
[08:46.39]I was just there for jury duty. They've really spruced that place up. 市政厅的人该忙不过来了 
[08:50.79]Okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. I've made my decision. 没关系, 这是我自己的决定 
[08:55.63]What I really want is a great big wedding. 但我真正想要的, 只是一个盛大的婚礼 
[09:00.67]-But you gave all the money to charity. -Well, I'll just ask for it back. -但钱已经捐啦 -可以要回来 
[09:06.54]-I don't think you can do that. -Why not? -不行吧 -怎么不行? 
[09:08.94]This is her wedding day. That's way more important than some stupid kids. 她结婚!这可比什么 愚蠢的小孩子重要多了! 
[09:14.48]That's sweet, honey, but save something for the adoption lady. 说得好, 省着点, 等领养中心的人来了 再表演不好吗 
[09:24.53]-All right, okay. Be careful. -Okay. -好，准备就绪 -好 
[09:27.53]Careful. Watch her hair. Watch her hair! 小心, 小心她头发 
[09:31.40]-Rach, she's got, like, three hairs. -I know. I know. -她才三根毛! -我知道，我知道   
[09:34.90]But they're just so beautiful. Oh, my God, I just pulled one out. 但是很漂亮 糟糕, 扯掉一根 
[09:40.27]I promise you she's safe. Watch how much she loves this. 我保证，她很安全, 你看她多喜欢玩秋千 
[09:44.11]-Okay. Okay. -Are you ready, sweetie? Here we go. -好吧好吧 -你准备好了吗, 亲爱的? 开始喽 
[09:48.68]Okay, careful. Okay. 小心 
[09:55.96]She's smiling. 她笑了 
[09:58.13]Look at that, she does like it. 她真的很喜欢 
[10:00.60]See, I told you. 看, 我告诉过你的吧 
[10:07.37]Oh, my God. Look at her, she's a little daredevil. 哦, 天啊, 看看她, 真有不怕死的精神. 
[10:11.37]-Oh, God. Let me push. Can I push? -Oh, absolutely. -让我推好不好? -哦，当然。 
[10:15.94]Oh, God. Okay, get the camera. It's in the diaper bag. 你拿相机, 在尿布包里 
[10:19.58]Okay. 好。 
[10:21.35]See? Scared of the swings. I bet you feel pretty silly. 还怕秋千, 真够傻吧? 
[10:30.29]-We're asking for the money back? -It's for our wedding day. -我们真要把钱要回来? -结婚要用! 
[10:34.16]Now, is this guy gay or straight? Because one of us has to start flirting. 这小子喜欢男的女的? 我们非得出美人计 
[10:39.87]You here to make another donation the same day? 同一天捐两次钱 
[10:42.20]I don't think that's ever happened before. 前所未有呢 
[10:44.31]Gay. Go. 是个同性恋, 你上 
[10:49.01]Oh, my God, I love your shirt. 你衣裳真帅 
[10:53.28]The donation we made earlier? Well, we want it back. 今天捐的钱, 我们想要回 
[10:59.09]Excuse me? 啊? 
[11:00.32]Okay, that money was for a big wedding we thought we didn't want. 那是办婚礼的钱, 我们本想从简 
[11:04.09]But it turns out we do. 但现在我们改变了主意 
[11:05.56]So you're asking us to refund your donation to the children? 要我们退还你们捐给孩子们的钱? 
[11:09.60]Yeah. 对! 
[11:12.33]This feels really good. 听来不错 
[11:17.91]I'm sorry. I am. But this wedding's just really important to me. 对不起, 但婚礼对我相当重要 
[11:21.98]Hey, it's none of my business. Besides, this is probably a good thing. 关我啥事 这也许是好事 
[11:25.81]We've really been spoiling the children, what with all the food and warm clothing. 别把孩子惯坏了 让他们吃饱穿暖怎么行 
[11:31.12]That's not fair. A person's wedding is important. 这么说不公平, 结婚是大事 
[11:34.36]And especially to me. 尤其对我! 
[11:36.12]I didn't have a graduation party. And I didn't go to prom. 我没参加过毕业典礼, 没有毕业舞会 
[11:40.09]And I spent my sweet 16 being chased around a tire yard.. 在我的甜蜜16岁,  
[11:44.10]by an escaped mental patient who, in his own words, wanted to: 我被精神病人狂追 他还说 
[11:47.90]"Kill me, or whatever." "杀了我什么的" 
[11:51.14]So I deserve a real celebration. 我应当有个隆重的婚礼! 
[11:54.24]And I'm not gonna let some sweaty little man make me feel badly about it. 你个流汗男, 别想让我内疚! 
[12:03.08]She could've been talking about either one of us. 她可能在说我们中的一个 
[12:11.36]Okay. Here we go. 好的, 来吧 
[12:16.90]Good luck. 祝好运 
[12:19.40]Tongue, really? 舌吻? 
[12:24.57]Hi, I'm Laura. I'm here for your adoption interview. 我叫劳拉, 我来做领养家访 
[12:27.64]Hi, I'm Monica. And this is Chandler. 我叫莫妮卡, 这是钱德 
[12:30.44]-Please come in. -Thank you. -请进！ -谢谢 
[12:32.85]-Would you like something to drink? -Water would be fine. -请进.喝点什么? -喝水可以了 
[12:36.15]We're so glad that you're here. 很高兴你终于来了 
[12:38.39]We're excited about getting this process started. 我们好兴奋，要开始领养小孩了 
[12:41.22]Because we love kids. Love them to death. 我们爱小孩, 爱得要死 
[12:44.36]Well, not actually to death. That's just a figure of speech. 不是要孩子"死", 只是修辞手法 
[12:47.96]We love kids the appropriate amount.. 我们爱孩子, 不多不少 
[12:51.83]as allowed by law. 符合法律法规 
[12:55.94]-Your place is just lovely. -Thank you. -你们家好可爱 -谢谢 
[12:58.47]Yes, this building does have a wholesome, family feel to it. 这栋楼有很多家住户 
[13:02.58]I feel like I've been here before. Any other couples in the building adopting? 我好象来过, 这里还有谁申请领养? 
[13:07.18]Is that that couple on the first floor? We should get a baby before them. 一楼那家? 我们应该比他们先要孩子 
[13:11.72]That guy tried to sell me drugs. 他还想卖毒品给我 
[13:15.26]But other than that, wholesome, wholesome building. 其他都是好人 
[13:21.16]-What? -I realized why I remember this place. -怎么？ -我想起来了, 难怪来过 
[13:24.83]-Really? What is it? -Oh, it's nothing. -怎么? -哦，没什么！ 
[13:27.13]I went on a date with a guy who lived in this building. It didn't end very well. 我和一个男人约会, 结果无疾而终 
[13:31.54]That wouldn't, by any chance, be Joey Tribbiani? 那人该不是叫乔伊崔比阿尼吧? 
[13:34.71]-Yes! -Of course it was. -就是他! -当然是他 
[13:38.51]We had a great night. In the morning, he promised he'd call and he didn't. 良宵过后, 他说他再打电话给我 结果再没联络! 
[13:42.98]Rat bastard! 这混球! 
[13:46.52]-So you're not friends with him? -Oh, God, no. -你们该不是他朋友? -当然不是!不! 
[13:49.32]-No, no, no. -No. Nope. -当然不是!不! -当然不是！   
[13:59.07]Well, I'm sorry I brought it up. 抱歉提这事 
[14:01.57]So are either one of you planning on staying at home? 那么你们当中有人打算待在家里吗？ 
[14:05.01]Hello? Anybody in there order a celebrity? 有人吗? 名人驾到 
[14:13.21]What was that? 什么人? 
[14:14.48]That's just some crazy guy who roams the halls here. 过道上的疯子 
[14:18.29]He's great with kids, though. 不过他对小孩很慈祥 
[14:26.46]-Ross. Oh, my God, are you okay? -Son of a bitch! -罗斯，噢，天啊， 你还好? -他娘的! 
[14:34.34]Oh, relax. I didn't say the F-word. 别紧张，我又没说F打头那个字! 
[14:39.41]Ross, see, I told you! Those swings are evil! 罗斯，看, 早告诉你了, 秋千危险 
[14:42.48]That's the last time Emma is getting on one of those things for her entire life. 算了, 这辈子再也不许艾玛接近它 
[14:47.48]No, no, no. Okay, it wasn't the swing's fault. It was my fault. 别这样, 不是秋千的错, 是我错 
[14:51.39]And kind of that kid's fault. 还有他的错 
[14:54.42]Who is still laughing. Nice. 他还笑, 算你恨 
[14:57.63]Come on. Can we just get out of here before somebody else gets hurt? 在再有人受伤之前，我们走吧 
[15:01.36]No. Wait. I have an idea. I want you to get on the swing.. 这样吧, 你去荡秋千, 你就会… 
[15:04.87]and you'll see that there's nothing to be afraid of. 发现那有多安全 
[15:10.80]I know what this is all about. 我明白了 
[15:13.81]You've always been jealous of my hair. 你一贯嫉妒我头发 
[15:17.61]I just think you're an adult, okay? And you should get over your silly fears. 这才是成年人的做法 克服愚蠢的恐惧 
[15:21.88]-All right, fine. I'll do it. -Good. -好!谁怕谁 -好！ 
[15:24.22]-If you hold a spider. -Where?! Where?! -如果你敢抓蜘蛛 -在哪儿? 
[15:27.96]If you hold a spider. 我说"如果"你敢抓蜘蛛 
[15:30.59]I know. 听见了 
[15:39.37]Guys, is everything okay? It's me, Joey. 没事吧? 是我, 乔伊-- 
[15:44.94]Adoption! 领养! 
[15:48.41]What's going on? 到底什么事? 
[15:49.88]Oh, it's just like I said, that crazy.. 就是那个疯子... 
[15:52.65]Bert, roaming the halls. 叫bert的 在过道上跑 
[15:56.35]-Guys? -Keep on roaming, Bert! -嗨！ -bert, 接着跑 
[15:59.65]We don't want any crazy today! 今天我们不看你疯了 
[16:03.99]Is he all right out there by himself? 他独自一个在外面，不会出事吧? 
[16:06.13]Oh, yeah. He has a caretaker. His older brother.. 没事, 他哥照顾他 
[16:09.63]Ernie. 叫ernie 
[16:13.40]-Bert and Ernie? -You can't make this stuff up. -Bert 和 Ernie? (芝麻街的动画角色)? -无巧不成书 
[16:19.47]-What's going on? -We'll talk later! Everything's fine! -怎么了？ -我们等会再说，一切都好！ 
[16:24.11]Everything doesn't sound fine. 听起来一切都不好！ 
[16:35.99]Bert and Ernie have a big yellow bird. Bert 和 Ernie 有一只大黄鸟！ 
[16:41.76]You never told me about that guy and your sweet 16. 你没说过你16岁时被男人追杀的故事 
[16:45.13]-I'm sorry about that. -Oh, it ended okay. -真可怜 -结局还算好 
[16:47.77]One of my friends shot him. 我朋友毙了他 
[16:51.54]At least you'll get a proper wedding. You really deserve that. 至少你会有个体面婚礼, 你该得的 
[16:55.24]Yeah, I really do. You know, I had nothing growing up. 没错, 我这辈子还没风光过 
[17:01.65]Just like the kids I took the money from. 就像被我剥夺金钱的那些孩子一样 
[17:04.15]No. No, no. I see where this is going. Don't make me go back there. 看出你苗头了, 别又想让我退回去 
[17:09.16]I'm sorry, but I want to regive the money to the children. 抱歉, 但我又想把钱给孩子们了 
[17:12.13]But we can't. I mean, you called that guy a sweaty little man. 但是我们不能, 我是说 你管那男人叫流汗男 
[17:16.70]Unless you were talking about me. We never really cleared that up. 除非你在说我 我们从没真正弄干净过 
[17:20.20]Look, I can't have a wedding with this money now. It's tainted. 我不能用这钱办婚事, 这不道德 
[17:25.41]Fine, we'll give the money back. 好吧, 退回去作数 
[17:27.11]If that guy at the charity gives us a hard time.. 如果慈善捐助处那家伙又叫咱们难看 
[17:29.71]my friend hasn't shot anyone in a really long time. 我朋友的老枪好久没见过血了 
[17:34.88]I must say this seems like a lovely environment to raise a child in. 我想说, 这个家庭培养小孩似乎很理想 
[17:38.55]You are welcome to look under any of the furniture.. 你尽可以在各种家具下面搜查 
[17:41.62]because, believe me, you won't find any porn or cigarettes under there. 绝无色情书刊和香烟什么的! 
[17:46.19]Before we look around, let me make sure I have everything I need up to here. 在到处看看之前, 要问你们一些问题 
[17:56.47]Why don't I show you the baby's room. 带你看看婴儿房 
[18:03.84]-What are you doing? -You wouldn't let me in. -你干啥? -你不让我进来 
[18:06.05]-I thought you were in trouble. -Well, we're not. -我以为你们出事了 -才没有! 
[18:08.52]But you called me "Bert." 但你叫我"bert",  
[18:11.45]That's our code word for danger. 那是"危险"的暗号 
[18:14.59]-We don't have a code word. -We don't? -我们没约定过什么暗号 -是吗？  
[18:18.76]We really should. 应该约一个 
[18:20.66]From now on, "Bert" will be our code word for danger. 从今往后，"bert"就用来作为 遇到危险的暗号 
[18:24.77]So that was the baby's room. 参观完婴儿房 
[18:29.04]-What room should we see next? -Any room that isn't behind this couch. -下面参观哪里？ -除了沙发下面都可以参观！ 
[18:35.31]Some people don't get him, but I think he's really funny. 有些人不懂他的笑话 但我觉得他真幽默 
[18:46.15]I did not care for that. 我不在乎被你粗暴对待 
[18:49.59]You have to leave. 你得回避 
[18:50.99]You slept with our social worker and never called her back. 你和这个社工睡过，再没联络她 
[18:53.89]She is still pissed, so she can't see you. 她还在生你的气，不能让她见你 
[18:56.10]Okay, okay. 好，好，好！我躲起来 
[19:00.83]-What? -I forgot my bat. -怎么了？ -忘了拿球棒 
[19:06.44]Oh, my God. 天！ 
[19:08.51]And for the last time, we do not want to be friends with you! 最后警告，我们不想和你做朋友！ 
[19:15.08]And we don't wanna buy your bat! 也不想买你的球棒！ 
[19:19.29]What are you doing here? 你在这儿干什么？ 
[19:21.22]Bert. Bert. Bert. Bert. Bert. Bert. Bert. Bert. 
[19:27.63]-Are you friends with him? -I can explain. -你们是朋友？ -我来解释 
[19:31.80]Joey? 乔伊你说 
[19:34.10]All right. Okay. 好吧！ 
[19:40.41]You have got some nerve coming back here. 你还敢回来 
[19:45.01]-I can't believe you never called me. -Excuse me? -你竟不打电话给我 -啊？ 
[19:48.15]You probably don't even remember my name. It's Joey, by the way. 你连我名字也忘了，我叫乔伊 
[19:52.19]And don't bother telling me yours, because I totally remember it, lady. 不必说你的名字，我记得，女士 
[19:59.03]I waited weeks for you to call me. 我一直等你电话 
[20:01.30]I gave you my number. You never called me. 我给你电话号码，你没联络我 
[20:03.53]Don't try to turn this around on me. 还想栽赃给我 
[20:05.87]I am not some kind of social work.. 我可不是让你 
[20:10.14]that you can just.. 为所欲为的 
[20:11.74]do. ＂社工＂ 
[20:16.24]-I'm pretty sure I gave you my number. -Really? Think about it. Come on. -我确信给过你电话 -真的？你想想看 
[20:20.81]You're a beautiful woman. Smart, funny. 你漂亮，聪明，有趣 
[20:24.48]We had a really good time. 咱们春风一度 
[20:28.19]If I had your number, why wouldn't I call you? 如果我有你电话，怎么可能不打给你？ 
[20:31.69]I don't know. 我就是不知道呀 
[20:35.13]Well, maybe I'm wrong. I'm sorry. 可能我搞错了，对不起 
[20:37.33]Hey, too late for apologies. Okay? You broke my heart. 现在道歉太晚啦 你伤了我的心 
[20:42.37]You know how many women I had to sleep with to get over you? 就为了忘掉你，我睡了多少女人啊！ 
[20:48.98]-Joey, wait.. -No! -乔伊，等等 -不！ 
[20:51.25]I waited a long time! I can't wait anymore. 我等得够久，不可能再等了 
[20:57.75]I'm sorry that you had to see that. I'm so embarrassed. 抱歉让你们笑话了，真尴尬 
[21:00.82]-Oh, that's really okay. -Yeah. We totally understand. -没事， -我们理解 
[21:04.26]-Dating is hard. -Boy, you people are nice. -约会可够人受的 -你们真是好人 
[21:09.60]And I've got to say.. 我得说… 
[21:11.57]I think you're going to make excellent parents. 你们一定会是很棒的父母 
[21:18.84]Laura! 劳拉！ 
[21:27.35]We're back. 我们回来啦 
[21:30.02]Are you here to take more money? 还想要钱 
[21:32.45]Because I think what you're looking for is an ATM. 你们应该找提款机 
[21:35.72]No, no, we're here to give the money back. 不不, 我们把钱退给你们 
[21:38.13]Yeah. Because you know what? It's all about the children. 为了孩子 
[21:42.20]Although it's also about the wedding. 至于我们的婚礼 
[21:46.40]All right, here. No. Oh, God. 好吧, 给.不要!喔天啊! 
[21:49.14]If I haven't said so already, sir, congratulations. 好象忘了道喜，恭喜你们 
[21:53.47]Oh, wait. Wait. 哦, 等等 
[21:55.18]What if we give half to the charity and we keep half? 如果我们捐一半留一半呢? 
[21:58.21]Or, no, like,75 percent for us and 25 percent for.. Or, no, like,90-10. 或者, 就象我们留75%, 而另外25%... 或者, 就象9--1分帐.... 
[22:02.92]Okay, you know what? Enough, all right? 好啦!你知道吗?已经够了, 好吗? 
[22:05.29]I'm stepping in and putting my foot down. 我要插手, 而且做决定 
[22:07.42]As your future husband, I'm gonna make this decision for us. 作为你的 未来老公，我要说了算 
[22:12.09]What do you think we should do? 你说咋办？ 
[22:15.23]-It's not your decision anymore. -What? -不是你们说了算了 -什么？ 
[22:18.73]On behalf of the children of New York, I reject your money. 代表纽约儿童，我拒收你们的捐款 
[22:22.74]-But we're giving you this. -And I'm giving it back to you. -但是我们在给你钱啊 -退给你们 
[22:25.91]Come on. Consider it a contribution. 当作礼金好了 
[22:30.08]Well, this is very generous. 你真大方 
[22:32.78]Take the check. Have a great wedding and a wonderful life together. 支票拿走，祝婚礼成功，幸福甜蜜 
[22:37.68]Sounds good to me. We can save up, come back in a few years.. 听来不错，我们以后存了钱 
[22:40.85]and make an even bigger donation. 过两年捐更多 
[22:42.82]And when you do, ask for Brian. 好得很，下次记得找布莱恩捐 
[22:44.79]-Oh, is that you? -No. -布莱恩是你? -不！ 
[22:51.87]Hello? 喂？ 
[22:54.17]Oh, hi. 哦，嗨！ 
[22:56.94]Oh, my God, really? I can't wait to tell Chandler. 喂，天啊，真的，等不及要告诉钱德 
[23:01.01]Okay. Goodbye. 好，再见！ 
[23:03.18]-Wrong number? -That was Laura. －打错电话的？ －是劳拉 
[23:06.95]She gave us a great report and we're officially on the waiting list. 她替我们大大美言 我们正式上了领养排队名单 
[23:10.38]-That's great. -Now we just wait for a call.. －太好了！ －下个电话 
[23:13.12]and someone tells us there's a baby waiting for us. 就会有人说有BB等我们去领养了 
[23:28.84]Hello? 喂? 
[23:30.90]Have you seen Joey's bat? 看见乔伊的球棒吗？ 
[23:38.31]Okay. I got a spider. 好了， 我捉到了蜘蛛！ 
[23:41.18]There were two, I picked the bigger one. 有两只，我挑了大的一只。 
[23:44.75]-Okay. -Okay. -好的 -好的 
[23:50.69]This feels perfectly normal. 感觉一切正常。 
[23:54.03]Okay, get on the swing. 好了，你上秋千去 
[23:58.40]Okay. 好啊 
[24:00.77]Okay. 好 
[24:08.78]Okay. 好啊！ 
[24:18.08]-See? -All right. I can do this. -看到了吗? -啊，没事了，我可以玩秋千了。 
[24:20.92]There you go. Good for you. 是啊。干得好！ 
[24:22.99]You know what? I'm getting used to this little guy. 知道吗？ 我习惯小蜘蛛啦。 
[24:25.59]-I don't even feel him in here anymore. -That's because he's on your neck. -完全没有异样的感觉。 -因为它爬上你脖子啦 
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