[00:07.45]Man,I sure miss Julie. 我好想念茱莉 
[00:09.42]Spanish midgets. 西班牙侏儒 
[00:11.89]Spanish midgets wrestling.... 西班牙侏儒摔角… 
[00:15.69]Julie! Okay,I see how you got there. 茱莉！我明白是怎么想到她的 
[00:24.54]You ever figure out what that thing's for? 你有想过电话用来做什么吗？ 
[00:27.54]I'm trying this screening thing. 我在过滤电话 
[00:29.64]If I always answer the phone, people will think I have no life. 我想如果我老是去接的话 大家会以为我没有生活 
[00:33.75]My God! Rodrigo never gets pinned! 老天啊，罗里哥真是西方不败 
[00:36.08]At the sound of the beep, you know what to do. 听到哔声后 知道该怎么做吧？ 
[00:38.78]Hello. I'm looking for Bob. 我要找小包 
[00:40.92]This is Jade. 我是小洁 
[00:42.42]I don 't know if you 're still at this number,but I was thinking... 我不知道你的电话改了没有 不过我不断在想… 
[00:46.56]...about how great it was. I know it's been three years... …我们过去那段美好的时光 我知道都已经三年了啦… 
[00:50.10]...but I was hoping we could hook up again. …可是我希望我们能够重修旧好 
[00:52.66]I barely had the nerve to make this call... 我提不起勇气打电话… 
[00:55.93]-...so you know what I did? -What? …你知道我怎么样吗？ 怎么样？ 
[00:58.34]I got a little drunk... 我喝得茫茫的… 
[01:00.51]...and naked. …还一丝不挂 
[01:01.74]Bob here! 我是小包 
[01:12.87]六人行 第2季 第05集 五块牛排和一根茄子 
[01:51.62]So what have you been up to? 你近来都在干什么呢？ 
[01:54.26]Oh,you know,the usual. 跟平常一样啊 
[01:56.16]Teaching aerobics... 教有气舞蹈… 
[01:58.36]...partying way too much. …玩得太疯狂 
[02:01.-2]And in case you wondered... 如果你想知道的话… 
[02:02.87]... those are my legs on the new James Bond poster. …新007电影海报上那双腿 是我的 
[02:09.84]Can you hold on? I have another call. 你请等一下，我有插拨 
[02:12.44]-I love her! -I know. 我爱她 我知道 
[02:15.55]-I'm back. -So are we gonna get together? 我回来了 那我们到底要不要聚一聚啊？ 
[02:18.68]Absolutely. 当然要了 
[02:20.35]How about tomorrow afternoon? 明天下午怎么样？ 
[02:22.15]Do you know Central Perk? Say,five-ish? 你知道格林威治村 中央公园咖啡吗？五点钟左右 
[02:25.06]Great. I'll see you then. 太棒了，到时候见 
[02:31.63]Having a phone has finally paid off. 我装上电话，终于物有所值了 
[02:36.17]You do a good Bob impression... 就算你装小包装得很像… 
[02:38.64]... but when she sees you tomorrow... …等到她明天一看到你… 
[02:40.54]...she's gonna realize you're not Bob. …就会发现你不是小包了 
[02:44.81]I'm hoping that when Bob doesn't show up... 我只希望当她知道 小包放她鸽子的时候… 
[02:47.75]...she'll seek comfort in the arms of the stranger at the next table. …她会投向邻桌的 陌生人的怀抱 
[02:51.85]Oh,my God. You are pure evil. 老天，你真是邪恶到家 
[02:55.92]Okay,pure evil... 邪恶到家… 
[02:58.36]... horny and alone. …饥渴兼孤单 
[03:02.93]I've done this. 这我都试过了 
[03:10.87]Yeah,everybody's here. 对，大家都在 
[03:13.67]Hey,everybody! Say hi to Julie in New Mexico! 各位，跟新墨西哥的茱莉 打声招呼吧 
[03:17.58]Hi,Julie. 茱莉… 
[03:21.08]While Ross is on the phone... 趁罗斯在讲电话… 
[03:23.11]...everybody owes me 62 bucks for his birthday. …每人缴62块庆祝他的生日 
[03:26.35]Is there any chance that you're rounding up from... 你可不可以将就一下… 
[03:31.52]...you know... …譬如说… 
[03:32.52]...from like 20? …每个人缴20块就好了 
[03:35.19]Hey,we got the gift, the concert and the cake. 少来了 要有礼物，演唱会，还有蛋糕 
[03:38.30]Do we need a cake? 蛋糕需要吗？ 
[03:41.70]I know it's a little steep. 各位，我知道这数目多了一点 
[03:46.40]But it's Ross. 不过是罗斯的生日呀 
[03:49.37]It's Ross. 不过是罗斯呀 
[03:52.41]See you later. I gotta go... 好了，咱们待会儿见 我还得去… 
[03:54.28]...do a thing! …做一件事 
[03:57.28]Okay,sweetheart, I'll call you later. 好了，甜心，我晚上再打给你 
[03:59.72]You're not going through with this,are you? 你不是真的要那么做吧，老兄 
[04:02.59]You know,I think I might just. 我非做不可 
[04:07.26]What are you guys doing for dinner tonight? 你们晚上吃什么？ 
[04:11.30]Well,I gotta start saving up for Ross' birthday. 我想我要开始 为罗斯的生日存钱了 
[04:15.23]I guess I'll just stay home and eat dust bunnies. 我的菜单是在家里吃西北风 
[04:18.47]Can you believe how much this costs? 这个可要花很多钱啊 
[04:21.31]Do you guys ever get the feeling that... 你们有时候会不会觉得… 
[04:24.48]... Chandler and those guys... …钱德，他们… 
[04:26.44]...don't get that we don't make that much money? …根本不明白 我们赚的钱没他们多 
[04:30.82]They always say let's go here,let's go there. 他们总是说 “咱们去这儿，去那儿” 
[04:33.82]Like we can afford to go here and there. 好像我们真的有那个闲钱一样 
[04:37.19]Yes,and we always have to go to, you know,someplace nice. 而且我们总是得去“好地方” 你知道吗？ 
[04:41.59]And we can't say anything about it, because this is a birthday thing... 我们连反对的权利都没有 因为这是罗斯的生日… 
[04:46.66]...and it's "for Ross." …罗斯的 
[04:48.27]For Ross. 罗斯的… 
[04:52.44]Oh,my God! 老天 
[04:55.14]I'm at work... 我在上班… 
[04:57.14]...just an ordinary day, chop,chop,saute,saute. …跟平常的一天一样 切切切，煎煎煎 
[05:01.21]Suddenly,Leon,the manager, calls me into his office. 突然间呢，我们经理李昂 叫我去他的办公室 
[05:04.52]They fired the lunch chef, and guess who got the job? 原来他们开除了午餐大厨 你们猜谁取代他的职位了？ 
[05:07.72]If it's not you, this is a horrible story. 如果不是你的话 这可是个糟透的故事 
[05:11.89]Fortunately,it is me. 幸好，那个人是我 
[05:14.19]And they made me head of purchasing, thank you! 他们还升我为采购主任 感激不尽 
[05:16.89]That's so cool! 太棒了 
[05:19.03]Anyway,I think we should go out and celebrate. 我认为我们该出去庆祝一下 
[05:22.13]You know,someplace nice. 去个好地方 
[05:29.67]Someplace nice. 去个好地方 
[05:31.58]How much you think I can get for my kidney? 你们想我的肾能够卖多少钱？ 
[05:41.05]You can't do this. 说真的，你不能够这么做 
[05:43.52]I can't get a girl like that with conventional methods. 少来了，拘泥于那种传统方法 我永远把不到那种尤物 
[05:47.09]It doesn't matter. 那有什么关系呢？ 
[05:48.26]She wanted to call Bob. Bob could be who she was meant to be with. 她要找的是小包 小包一定是她理想的对象 
[05:53.40]You may be destroying their chance for happiness. 你这么做 或许会毁了两个人快乐的机会 
[05:56.57]We don't know Bob. 我们不认识小包 
[05:59.07]We know me. We like me. Please let me be happy. 我们认识我，我们喜欢我 拜托，让我快乐起来 
[06:03.88]Go over there and tell that woman the truth. 你过去告诉那个女人实话 
[06:08.-4]All right. 好啊 
[06:10.62]Go. 去啊 
[06:22.69]Listen,I have to.... 小姐，我要… 
[06:24.86]I have to confess something. 我要跟你招认一件事 
[06:27.27]Yes? 什么事？ 
[06:30.60]Whoever stood you up is a jerk. 放你鸽子的人是混蛋 
[06:34.-2]-How did you -I don't know. 你怎么会… 我不知道 
[06:38.28]I just had this weird sense. But that's me,I'm weird and sensitive. 我就是有这种怪怪的感应 我就这样，怪怪的又敏感 
[06:45.62]Tissue? 面纸？ 
[06:47.89]Thanks. 谢谢 
[06:50.29]No,you keep the pack. 不用，你整包留着吧 
[06:52.82]I'm all cried out today. 我今天已经“哭”干了 
[07:10.31]Here is to my sister, the newly appointed head lunch chef. 我敬我刚刚被升为 午餐大厨的老妹一杯 
[07:13.91]Also in charge of purchasing. 而且她还接掌了采买大权 
[07:16.08]Head lunch chef, also in charge of purchasing 恭贺她升为午餐大厨 并且接掌采买大权… 
[07:19.25]Who has her own little desk when Roland's not there. 罗不在的时候 她有自己的小办公桌 
[07:23.19]Lunch chef,purchasing,own little desk when Roland's not there... 午餐大厨，采购，罗不在时 有自己的小办公桌 
[07:27.33]-... here's to my -Wait! And I got a beeper! 咱们敬我的老妹… 等等…我还有传呼器 
[07:34.-2]That's fine,I'll just wait. 没关系，我等好了 
[07:36.13]Sorry. 抱歉… 
[07:39.17]Monica! 敬摩妮卡 
[07:43.11]Are we ready to order? 各位可以点菜了吗？ 
[07:44.68]We haven't even looked yet. 对不起，我们还没看菜单 
[07:46.54]When you do,let me know. 那你们看过之后再叫我 
[07:48.38]I'll be over there on the edge of my seat. 我会在那边引颈企盼的 
[07:56.72]Look at these prices! 你们看看这上面的价钱 
[07:58.49]Yeah,these are pretty "cha-ching." 是呀，都是什么鸡的 
[08:02.19]I know! What are these, famous chickens? 这什么？名牌鸡吗？ 
[08:06.46]Sorry I'm late. Congratulations,Mon. 抱歉，我迟到了 摩妮卡，恭喜你 
[08:09.30]I'm not sorry I'm late. How incredible was my afternoon with Jade? 我不后悔我迟到，我跟小洁的 午后约会太不可思议了 
[08:13.40]Pretty incredible,according to the message on my machine. 根据她在我答录机上 留给你的话的确很不可思议 
[08:17.71]Why is this woman leaving a message for you on my machine? 钱德，这个女人为什么 会在我的答录机留话给你呢？ 
[08:22.15]I told her that my number was yours... 我必须要告诉她 我的号码是你的号码… 
[08:24.25]... because I couldn't tell her it was mine... …因为我不能告诉她 我的号码是我的号码… 
[08:26.52]... because she thinks my number is Bob's number. …因为她以为 我的号码是小包的号码 
[08:30.72]Tell me again. What do I do when Mr. Roper calls? 你再告诉我一次 罗先生打来的时候我怎么办？ 
[08:35.89]Do I dare ask? 可以点菜了吗？ 
[08:37.23]I'll start with the carpaccio, and then the grilled prawns. 好，我要先来一份生牛肉 然后再来一份烤虾 
[08:40.87]Great,same for me. 听起来不错，我也一样 
[08:42.83]And for the gentleman? 那这位先生呢？ 
[08:44.44]I'll have the Thai chicken pizza. 我要泰国鸡肉披萨 
[08:46.27]But if I get it without the nuts and leeks and stuff... 如果我的披萨少加干果，大蒜… 
[08:49.61]...is it cheaper? …会不会比较便宜啊？ 
[08:51.78]You'd think,wouldn't you? 你是那么想吗？ 
[08:56.61]I will have the side salad. 好了，我想要点…伴碟沙拉 
[09:00.25]And what would that be on the side of? 那要伴在什么菜旁边呢？ 
[09:03.45]I don't know. 我不知道 
[09:04.56]Just put it right here next to my water. 你就帮我放在我的水旁边好了 
[09:10.26]And for you? 那你呢？ 
[09:12.43]I'm gonna have a cup of the cucumber soup and... 我想我要来一碗黄瓜汤… 
[09:19.77]...take care. …保重了 
[09:24.08]I will have the Cajun catfish. 我要一份纽奥良鲶鱼 
[09:26.41]Anything else? 就这样吗？ 
[09:27.45]Yes,how about a verse of "Killing Me Softly"? 还有一首“情歌迷死人” 怎么样？ 
[09:32.28]You're gonna sneeze in my fish,aren't you? 你会朝我的鱼打喷嚏 对不对？ 
[09:40.66]Plus tip,divided by six.... 加上小费再除以六… 
[09:44.46]Everyone owes 28 bucks. 好了，每个人给我28块钱 
[09:48.13]Everyone? 每个人？ 
[09:50.33]Oh! You're right,I'm sorry. 你说得对，对不起 
[09:52.94]Thank you. 谢谢 
[09:54.-2]It's Monica's big night. She shouldn't pay. 今天是摩妮卡的大日子 她不需要付啊 
[09:58.11]So five of us is... 用五个人去除… 
[10:00.81]...33. 50 a piece. …每个人33.5元 
[10:02.75]No. No way. Sorry,not gonna happen. 不行，抱歉 那是不可能的事 
[10:06.48]Prom night flashback. 毕业舞会重演 
[10:10.49]Sorry,Monica. I'm happy you got promoted... 对不起，摩妮卡 你升了职我替你高兴… 
[10:13.49]... but cold cucumber mush for 30-something bucks? …可是冷黄瓜糊要三十几块？ 
[10:16.93]No! 不行 
[10:19.33]Rachel just had that little salad... 瑞秋只点了那盘小沙拉… 
[10:22.03]...and Joey with his teeny pizza! …乔伊只吃了那片小披萨 
[10:25.94]Okay,Pheebs. 好吧，菲比 
[10:28.11]How about we'll each pay for what we had? 那我们就各付各的，好吗？ 
[10:31.01]It's no big deal. 小事一桩嘛 
[10:32.54]Not for you. 对你来讲就是 
[10:38.-1]All right,what's going on? 到底怎么了？ 
[10:40.48]I don't wanna get into this right now. 算了，各位 我现在真的不想谈这个 
[10:42.82]It'll make everybody uncomfortable. 我觉得 这样只会让大家心里有疙瘩 
[10:47.53]You can tell us. 拜托，说出来吧 
[10:48.73]Yeah,hello? It's us. We'll be fine. 对啊，是我们，没关系的 
[10:59.34]We three... 我们三个… 
[11:00.54]...feel like that... …觉得… 
[11:03.01]...sometimes you guys don't get that.... …你们有时候不太明白… 
[11:13.85]We don't have as much money as you. 我们没你们那么有钱 
[11:21.53]I hear you. 我懂了 
[11:23.23]We can talk about that. 那我们可以谈啊 
[11:26.26]Well,then... 那么… 
[11:29.27]...Iet's. …我们就 
[11:34.21]I guess I just never think of money as an issue. 我猜我只是 从没想过钱是个问题 
[11:37.71]-Because you have it. -Good point! 那是因为你有钱 你说得好 
[11:42.21]So how come you guys haven't talked about this before? 你们以前为何提出来讨论呢？ 
[11:46.18]Because it's always something. Like with Monica's new job... 因为总是有特别的事情 像摩妮卡的新工作… 
[11:50.12]...or the whole Ross' birthday hoopla. …或是罗斯的什么啦… 
[11:54.69]I don't want my birthday to be the source of any kind of negative.... 我可不希望我的生日 造成任何的不愉快… 
[11:59.46]There's gonna be a hoopla? 你们要为我搞什么吗？ 
[12:03.90]Basically there's the thing, and then the stuff after the thing 基本上有这件事啦 然后又是那件事… 
[12:09.21]If it makes anybody feel better, forget the thing... 如果大家觉得好过一点的话 我们可以忘了那件事… 
[12:12.31]...and we'll just do the gift. …只送礼物就好了 
[12:14.61]Gift? The thing's not the gift? 礼物？礼物不就是那件事吗？ 
[12:18.22]No,we were gonna go see Hootie and the Blowfish. 不，那件事就是我们要去看 “混混与自大狂” 
[12:21.22]Hootie and the “混混与自大狂”… 
[12:22.89]I can catch them on the radio. 我可以听收音机就好了 
[12:26.16]No. Now I feel bad. You wanna go to the concert. 不，现在我愧疚了 你想去听那场演唱会的？ 
[12:29.59]No,look. It's my birthday... 不，听着，那是我的生日… 
[12:32.16]...and the important thing is that we're all together. …最重要的 是我们大家一起过 
[12:35.57]-All of us. -Together. 全部 一起过 
[12:36.77]Not at the concert. 不是去演唱会 
[12:41.51]Thank you. 谢谢 
[12:50.-4]So,the Ebola virus. That's gotta suck,huh? 那个依波拉病毒… 得到一定很惨 
[12:58.00]Gee,Monica. What's in the bag? 摩妮卡，袋子里有什么？ 
[13:00.09]I don't know,Chandler. Let's take a look. 不知道，钱德 咱们看一下吧 
[13:02.83]Oh,it's like a skit. 像在演短剧 
[13:06.36]Why,it's dinner for six. Five steaks... 是六个人的晚餐 五块牛排… 
[13:09.37]...and an eggplant for Phoebe. …跟菲比的茄子 
[13:13.84]We switched suppliers at work,and they gave me the steaks as a thank-you. 我们餐厅换了肉食供应商 新供应商送了我这些牛排谢我 
[13:17.94]But wait,there's more. Chandler,what is in that envelope? 等等，还有啊… 钱德，那信封里头还有什么？ 
[13:24.12]By the way,this didn't seem so dorky out in the hall. 对了，刚才在外面排演 那没么驴的 
[13:28.45]Why,it's six tickets to Hootie and the Blowfish! 是六张去看 “混混与自大狂”的票 
[13:34.46]The Blowfish! 是“自大狂”呀 
[13:37.90]It's on us. So don't worry. This is... 是我们付钱的，所以别担心 我们… 
[13:40.73]...our treat. …请客 
[13:43.37]Thank you. 谢了 
[13:47.40]Could you be less enthused? 你们能不能更不起劲儿啊 
[13:49.37]Look,it's a nice gesture. It is. 各位，你们一番好意 
[13:52.04]But it just feels like.... 可是我们觉得这像… 
[13:54.38]Like? 像… 
[13:56.08]Charity. 施舍 
[13:57.15]Charity? 施舍？ 
[13:58.52]We're just trying to do a nice thing here. 我们只是想让大家高兴 
[14:01.05]But you have to understand,your "nice thing" makes us feel about this big. 对，罗斯但是你这么做 让我们觉得我们很渺小 
[14:05.39]Actually,it makes us feel that big. 事实上，我们是这么小 
[14:11.40]I don't understand. We can't win with you guys. 我不懂 我是说，我们怎样做都不对 
[14:14.40]If you guys feel this big, maybe that's not our fault. 若你们觉得那么渺小的话 那或许不是我们的错 
[14:17.70]Maybe that's just how you feel. 或许…那只是你们的感觉 
[14:22.44]Now you're telling us how we feel. 你要告诉我们有什么感受 
[14:25.41]We never should have talked about this. 你看嘛，我们根本就不该提的 
[14:27.61]I'm gonna pass on the concert. 我想我不去演唱会了 
[14:30.-4]I'm just not in a very "Hootie" place right now. 因为我现在 不太有心情去“混” 
[14:35.92]-Me neither. -Me too. 我也是 我也是 
[14:38.09]Guys,we bought the tickets. 各位，我们票都已经买好了 
[14:40.42]Then you'll have extra seats for all your tiaras and stuff. 那你们就有座位 可以放头冠啊什么的 
[14:45.23]Why did you look at me when you said that? 你说的时候干嘛瞪着我看？ 
[14:51.87]So I guess now we can't go. 这下子我们都不能去了 
[14:53.87]Do what you want. Do we always have to do everything together? 你们去做你们要做的事啊 我们非得集体行动不可吗？ 
[14:59.24]You know what? You're right. 知道吗？你说得对耶 
[15:01.45]Fine. 很好 
[15:06.42]All right. 好吧 
[15:08.62]We're gonna go. 我们就去 
[15:15.46]It's not for another six hours. We're gonna go then. 不过还有六个小时 我们到时候再去 
[15:30.41]Are you ready? 天啊，你准备好了吗？ 
[15:31.81]Just let me grab my jacket and tell you I had sex today. 好了，等我先拿个外套 还有我今天上床了 
[15:37.35]What? You had sex today? 什么？你今天上床了？ 
[15:40.02]It sounds even cooler when somebody else says it! 从别人嘴里说出来更酷耶 
[15:44.42]I was awesome. She was biting her lip to stop from screaming. 我棒透了，我害得她必须要 咬住嘴唇忍住尖叫 
[15:50.13]I know it's been a while, but I took that as a good sign. 我知道我很久没有这样了 但我认为那是个好现象 
[15:58.84]Still doing the screening? 你还在过滤电话吗？ 
[16:00.84]I had sex today. 我今天上床了 
[16:03.44]I never have to answer that phone again. 我再也不用去接那个电话 
[16:06.64]At the sound of the beep, you know what to do. 哔一声过后，你知道怎么做 
[16:09.48]Hey,Bob. It's Jade. 小包，我是小洁，听着 
[16:11.05]I wanted to tell you I was really hurt when you didn 't show up yesterday. 你那天放我鸽子 我心里难过极了 
[16:15.15]And just so you know, I ended up meeting a guy. 结果你知道吗？ 我认识了另一个人 
[16:20.46]Bob here. 我是小包 
[16:23.56]So you met someone,huh? 你认识了别人？ 
[16:25.90]Yes,I did. 没错 
[16:27.63]In fact,I had sex with him two hours ago. 事实上 我两小时前跟他上床了 
[16:34.81]So how was he? 他怎么样呢？ 
[16:46.92]Oh,Bob,he was nothing compared to you. 小包，跟你比他算什么 
[16:53.49]I bit my lip to keep from screaming your name. 我得咬住嘴唇 才能不叫出你的名字 
[16:59.16]Well,that makes me feel so good. 很高兴听你这么讲 
[17:02.57]It was just so awkward and bumpy. 我是觉得他好没技巧 
[17:07.10]Maybe he had some kind of new style that you're not familiar with. 或许是因为他采取了一些 你不熟悉的新的酷姿势 
[17:12.24]You have to get used to it. 你应该要习惯他的做法呀 
[17:13.91]There wasn 't much time to get used to it... 根本没多少时间可以让我习惯… 
[17:16.45]...if you know what I mean. …懂我的意思吗？ 
[17:28.46]You know what? I'm not gonna be able to enjoy this. 知道吗？ 我想我根本没有心情听这个 
[17:31.60]I know. It's my birthday. We all should be here. 我知道，这是我的生日 我们应该全部在一起的 
[17:35.60]So let's go. 那么走吧 
[17:43.64]Well,maybe we should stay for one song. 或许我们应该听一首再走 
[17:46.24]It would be rude to them for us to leave now. 对呀，反正现在离开 对他们有点不敬 
[17:49.31]The guys are probably having a great time. 说不定 他们现在正玩得很开心呢 
[17:55.62]Come on,you guys. One more time. 来吧，再来一次嘛 
[17:59.72]One. — 
[18:11.57]-Amazing! -Excellent! 不可思议 棒透了 
[18:13.07]I can't believe the guys missed it! 真不能相信他们错过这个 
[18:15.-2]What guys? Oh,yeah. 你说谁？对了 
[18:18.78]Excuse me. Aren't you Monica Geller? 请问，你是盖勒摩妮卡，对吧？ 
[18:21.68]-Do I know you? -You were my baby-sitter! 我认识你吗？ 你以前当过我的褓姆呀 
[18:25.-1]Oh,my God! Little Stevie Fisher? 天啊，我的小费史提 
[18:27.45]How have you been? 近来好不好啊？ 
[18:29.19]Good. I'm a lawyer now. 很好，我现在是律师了 
[18:31.46]You can't be a lawyer. You're 8. 你不可能是律师，你才八岁 
[18:34.29]It was nice to see you. I gotta run backstage. 听着，很高兴见到你 我要去后台了 
[18:36.93]Wait,backstage? 等等，后台？ 
[18:38.30]My firm represents the band. 他们是我公司代理的 
[18:43.77]You guys wanna meet the group? 你们想认识他们吗？ 
[18:46.50]Come on. 那走吧 
[18:47.54]Are you one of the ones that fooled around with my Dad? 对了 你以前也有跟我爸乱搞吗？ 
[18:56.38]Hey,you guys! 各位 
[18:57.45]Happy birthday! 生日快乐 
[18:58.55]Oh,thank you. 谢谢 
[19:03.35]How was your night last night? 你们昨天晚上过得怎么样？ 
[19:05.69]Oh,well,it pretty much sucked. How was yours? 昨晚真是烂得可以了 你们呢？ 
[19:09.46]Ours pretty much sucked too. 我们也是烂得可以啊 
[19:11.36]But I ran into Stevie Fisher. Remember him? 但是我碰到了小费史提 你记得吗？ 
[19:14.00]Oh,yeah! I used to baby-sit him. 记得，我以前当过他的褓姆 
[19:16.33]Hey,how's his dad? 他爸好吗？ 
[19:20.07]Good. 很好 
[19:21.67]Aside from that,the evening was pretty much a bust. 除此之外 我们昨天整个晚上都满凄惨的 
[19:25.14]Yeah,we really missed you guys. 对，我们很想念你们 
[19:28.25]Yeah,we were just saying, this whole thing is so stupid. 对呀，我们刚才还说 这件事太愚蠢了 
[19:32.22]We just have to really,really not let stuff like money,get like 我们必须真的真的 不让钱这种事情介入… 
[19:37.75]Is that a hickey? 那是个吻痕吗？ 
[19:41.06]Oh,no,I just.... 不，我只是… 
[19:43.00]I fell down. 我跌倒了 
[19:46.93]On someone's lips? 跌在别人嘴上？ 
[19:50.10]Where'd you get the hickey? 你那吻痕哪儿来的？ 
[19:52.00]You know,a party or 你知道，派对啊… 
[19:53.50]What party? 什么派对？ 
[19:54.51]It wasn't a party so much as a... 那不算是派对… 
[19:57.34]...a gathering of people. …只能说是一群人聚在一起 
[20:00.61]With food and music and... 有吃的，有音乐，还有… 
[20:03.05]...and the band. …乐团 
[20:06.08]You partied with Hootie and the Blowfish? 你们跟“混混与自大狂”混？ 
[20:08.45]Yes. Apparently,Stevie and Hootie are like this. 对，很显然史提跟混混是死党 
[20:12.76]Who gave you that hickey? 那吻痕是谁给的？ 
[20:15.13]That would be the work of a Blowfish. 是其中一个自大狂弄的 
[20:20.63]I can't believe it! I can't believe this! 我真不敢相信 
[20:23.63]We're just sitting at home, trying to guess Joey's fingers... 我们只是坐在家里头 猜乔伊的手指头… 
[20:30.77]...and you're partying and having fun and all: 而你们却跑出去疯狂作乐说： 
[20:33.61]"Hey,Blowfish,suck on my neck!" “自大狂吸我脖子” 
[20:39.42]Don't blame us. You could've been there. 不要怪我们 本来你们也可以去的 
[20:42.22]What? As part of your "poor friends outreach program"? 什么？当被你们施舍的 穷朋友，是不是？ 
[20:47.06]Oh,great. It's work. 帅，是公司 
[20:48.56]I don't know what to say. I'm sorry we make more than you. 我不晓得该说什么 很抱歉我们赚的钱比你们多 
[20:52.43]But we're not gonna feel guilty. We work really hard. 可是我们不想因此有罪恶感 我们很努力的赚钱啊 
[20:56.-2]And we don't work hard? 我们就不努力？ 
[20:57.63]It's Monica. I got a page. 我是摩妮卡 刚刚有人CALL我 
[20:59.47]It's just that sometimes we like to do stuff that costs a little more. 有时候我们会想做 比较花钱的事情嘛 
[21:03.67]And you feel like we hold you back. 是我们拖住你了 
[21:11.75]Leon,wait. 等等 
[21:13.02]Guys! 各位！ 
[21:14.79]I don't understand. 我不明白 
[21:16.12]The steaks were a gift from the meat vendor. 那些牛排只是肉商送来的礼物 
[21:18.52]That was not a kickback. 可不是回扣啊 
[21:20.76]I'll just replace them, and we can forget the whole thing. 那我买回去还他们 我们把这件事忘掉好了 
[21:27.10]What corporate policy? 什么公司政策啊？ 
[21:42.61]I just got fired. 我被开除了 
[21:50.19]Here's your check. That'll be $4. 1 2. 你们的帐单，一共四块两毛 
[21:52.52]Let me get that. 我来付 
[21:57.66]You got 5 bucks? 你有没有五块啊？ 
[22:08.84]Here comes the beep. You know what to do. 哔一声过后，你知道怎么做 
[22:12.24]Hi,it's me. 是我 
[22:17.45]Listen,Bob. I'm probably way out of line here. 小包 也许我不该做这样的要求 
[22:20.75]It's been three years,and you 're probably seeing someone else now... 我是说都过三年了 说不定你另外有女朋友了… 
[22:24.79]...but if we could have one night together,for old time 's sake.... …我们如果能在一起一个晚上 看在往日的份上… 
[22:28.86]One hot,steamy,wild night.... 干柴烈火的一晚… 

