[00:06.08]Ugly Naked Guy is decorating his tree. 裸体的丑男人在装饰他的树 
[00:10.-3]You should see the size of his Christmas balls! 天啊 你该瞧瞧他圣诞球的大小 
[00:17.50]How much did you tip the super? 你们今年给管理员多少红包？ 
[00:19.53]We were gonna give 50, but we don't wanna look bad. 是啊，我们打算给50 不过我们不想显得比你们小器 
[00:23.10]This year we made him cookies. 今年我们送他自己做的饼干 
[00:26.27]And 25 it is. 那就包25块好了 
[00:29.37]You gave cookies? 你们送他饼干？ 
[00:30.61]Money is so impersonal. 给钱太见外了 
[00:32.71]Cookies says someone cares. 饼干表示我们关心他 
[00:36.18]We're broke, but cookies do say that. 好吧，我们没钱 但饼干也能表达这个意思 
[00:39.82]I can see that. 我了解 
[00:41.02]A plate of brownies told me a limerick. 曾有盘巧克力糕对我打过油诗 
[00:46.32]Pheebs,let me ask you something. Were these "funny" brownies? 菲比，请问你 那些巧克力糕有问题吗？ 
[00:50.33]Not especially. 还好啊 
[00:52.53]But I think they had pot in them. 你知道吗？我想那里面有大麻 
[00:57.64]So who else did you tip with cookies? 两位，你们还送了谁饼干？ 
[01:01.34]The mailman,the super.... 邮差，管理员… 
[01:04.24]And the newspaper delivery guy. 还有那个送报纸的 
[01:07.75]Oh,my God. 天哪 
[01:09.48]What? 怎么了？ 
[01:10.85]You're not gonna like this. 你们可能不会高兴看到这个 
[01:16.32]These are cookies smashed to the sports section. 天哪，饼干糊在运动版呢 
[01:20.09]He did my crossword puzzle. 看，在我的字谜那里也是 
[01:21.93]Yeah,but not very well,unless 14 across,"Gershwin musical"... 对，但是错误百出，除非 横十四的“葛许温音乐剧”… 
[01:26.56]...actually is "Bite me, bite me,bite me." 是叫“咬我，咬我，咬我” 
[01:38.87]<font color=#38B0DE>-=BT之家DRM小组 http://bbs.btbbt.com=- 六人行 第2季 第09集 菲比的爸爸 
[02:19.88]I can't believe it's Christmas already. 真不敢相信圣诞节又到了 
[02:22.72]One day you're eating turkey, the next thing you know... 我们才刚吃完了感恩火鸡… 
[02:25.79]...Iords are a-leaping and geese are a-laying. 转眼呢 现在又到了呆鹅下蛋的圣诞节 
[02:30.20]Which is why geese are so relaxed this time of year. 所以每年的这个时候 鹅才会感觉到很轻松 
[02:35.20]Hey,guys. 各位 
[02:39.14]Hey,Rach. 瑞秋 
[02:40.64]I got you a little present. 我买了一个小礼物给你 
[02:45.71]I'll open it. 我来拆 
[02:48.71]It's a Slinky! 是个小司令 
[02:51.02]Remember? 记得吗？ 
[02:52.25]Walks downstairs Alone or in pairs 什么走下楼梯，单独或成双 
[02:54.72]Everyone knows it's 大家都知道是… 
[02:58.32]Just a big spring. 只是一个大弹簧 
[03:01.09]You're still mad because of the whole 好吧，你还在生我的气 就为了… 
[03:03.56]Horrible list of reasons not to be with me? 那张不跟我在一起的理由的 可恶单子？ 
[03:06.10]How about we just call it the "unfortunate incident"? 从现在起我们称那为 “那不幸的事件”怎么样？ 
[03:12.50]Hey,Gunther. You got stairs in your place? 阿刚，你家里有没有楼梯？ 
[03:15.94]Go nuts. 去疯吧 
[03:19.58]Hey,guys. 各位 
[03:22.68]What's in the bag? 袋子里有什么？ 
[03:24.85]Some presents. 只是些礼物啦 
[03:26.08]Come on,show us what you bought. 快拿出来瞧瞧啊 
[03:28.55]You know you want to. 少装了 
[03:35.59]This is a picture frame from Ben to my parents. 好吧，你们看 这是班送给我父母的相框 
[03:39.10]Oh,that's cute. 很可爱 
[03:40.80]Some "Hers" and "Hers" towels for Susan and Carol. 我买“她的”跟“她的”毛巾 给苏珊跟凯洛 
[03:47.44]And I got this blouse for Mom. 还有，买了这件衬衫给妈 
[03:50.61]Ross,that is gorgeous! 罗斯，好漂亮哦 
[03:52.71]Look at these authentic fake metals! 瞧瞧这些假徽章 
[03:55.71]Mom's gonna be voted "best dressed"... 妈会像在“伪军校”里面… 
[03:58.05]...at the make-believe military academy! …会得到 “最佳服装奖”的菲菲 
[04:04.26]Happy "Christmas Eve" Eve. 圣诞前夕的前夕快乐 
[04:07.56]Oh,my God! Where did you get this? 我的天哪，这哪儿来的？ 
[04:09.66]Macy's,third floor, home furnishings. 梅西百货三楼，家饰部 
[04:12.73]This is my father! 这是我爸爸 
[04:14.17]This is a picture of my dad! 这是我爸爸的照片 
[04:19.27]That's the guy that comes in the frame. 菲比，那是相框附送的相片 
[04:22.14]No,it's my dad. I'll show you. 不，这是我爸爸 好，我拿给你们看 
[04:24.81]I thought your dad was in prison. 菲比，我以为你爸在牢里 
[04:27.-1]No,that's my stepdad. 不，那是我继父 
[04:28.81]My real dad's the one that ran out on us before I was born. 我真正的爸 是我出生以前就跑了的那个 
[04:32.48]How have you never been on Oprah? 你怎么会没上过谈话秀啊？ 
[04:36.19]Look,see? This is him. 瞧，这就是他 
[04:38.42]My mother gave me this picture before she died. Same guy! 我妈在死前给了我这张照片 同一个人来的 
[04:45.16]This is a picture of the frame guy... 这是一张相框模特儿… 
[04:47.53]...posing in front of a blue screen with a collie. …跟一只柯利狗 站在浅蓝背景前的照片 
[04:51.17]It's not a blue screen. It's just.... 那不是蓝背景，那是… 
[04:54.31]Maybe it was just really clear that day. 也许那天万里晴空吧 
[04:59.51]Okay,I have to talk to my grandmother. 我得跟我奶奶谈一谈 
[05:02.65]Wait a minute,honey! 等一下，菲比 
[05:09.52]I'm trying to get my boss's ex-wife to sleep with me. 我在设法 弄我老板的前任老婆上床 
[05:15.-3]But when Phoebe has a problem, everyone's all ears! 菲比有问题时大家都洗耳恭听 
[05:20.80]Esther Livingston. 李爱瑟 
[05:25.14]Gone! 嗝屁了 
[05:28.57]Hi,Pooh. 丫头 
[05:30.31]Hi,Gram. What you doing? 奶奶，你在干嘛？ 
[05:32.68]Just updating the phone book. 我在改电话簿 
[05:36.65]Gram? 奶奶？ 
[05:38.92]Can I see the pictures of my dad again? 我可以再看一次 我爸的照片吗？ 
[05:43.32]Sure,sure. 当然，当然了 
[05:46.06]How come? 为什么？ 
[05:47.23]Just,you know,to see him. 我只是突然想看一看 
[05:50.09]Sure. Here. 好，来 
[05:53.70]This is the one of your father in a meadow. 这是你爸站在草地上的照片 
[05:57.57]And helping a little boy fly a kite. 他…帮一个小男孩放风筝 
[06:01.74]And here he is at a graduation. 这一张是他的毕业典礼 
[06:06.11]Another graduation. 再一张的毕业典礼 
[06:10.62]Another graduation. 再来一张毕业典礼 
[06:14.39]Is this really my father? 他真的是我爸爸吗？ 
[06:16.69]Is it really your fa? 他真的是你爸…？ 
[06:20.19]Well,of course it is. 天哪，他当然是 
[06:22.73]I smell smoke. Maybe because someone's pants are on fire! 我看这很有问题 或许有人在说谎 
[06:28.53]In all the years we've been grandmother and granddaughter... 我们两个当祖孙这么多年了… 
[06:31.64]...you've never lied. …你从没有对我撒过谎 
[06:34.31]All right,that's not your father. It's a picture of a guy in a frame. 好吧，他不是你爸爸 他只是一个相框里的男人 
[06:41.11]Oh,God. 天啊 
[06:42.88]It was your mother's idea. 那是你妈的主意 
[06:45.25]She didn't want you to know your real father... 她不想让你知道谁是你爸… 
[06:47.82]... because he hurt her so much. …因为他的离去让你妈很伤心 
[06:50.32]I didn't want to do it. 我本来也不想跟着她骗你 
[06:52.16]But then she died and it was harder to argue with her. 可是她死了 那样跟她争辩就太难了 
[06:57.43]Not impossible,but harder. 不是不可能，只是更难 
[07:00.77]All right. So he's not a famous tree surgeon? 那他不是一个有名的树医罗？ 
[07:08.67]And I guess he doesn't live in a hut in Burma where there's no phones? 他也不住在 没有电话的缅甸茅屋里头罗？ 
[07:13.81]Last I heard,he was a pharmacist somewhere upstate. 我听说他在纽约州 某个地方当药剂师 
[07:17.12]That makes no sense. 那没有道理 
[07:19.-4]Why would the villagers worship a pharmacist? 村民干嘛去崇拜一个 药剂师呢？ 
[07:24.02]Honey. 亲爱的 
[07:28.69]Anyway,that's all I know. 反正呢，我所知道的就这么多 
[07:34.27]That... 还有… 
[07:37.54]...and this. …跟这个 
[07:42.34]This... 这… 
[07:44.38]...is the real him. …是真正的他了 
[07:51.32]I remember my father all dressed up in the red suit... 我记得我爸爸 他穿了一身火红的衣服… 
[07:54.69]...the big black boots and the patent leather belt... …黑色的大靴子 还有漆皮皮带… 
[07:58.02]...sneaking around downstairs. He didn't want us to see him... …在楼下鬼鬼崇崇的 他不想被任何人发现… 
[08:01.29]... but he'd be drunk,so he'd crash into something and wake everybody up. …可是他醉得摇摇晃晃 然后撞东撞西把大家都吵醒 
[08:06.13]That doesn't sound like a very merry Christmas. 听起来不像是个快乐的圣诞节 
[08:09.47]Who said anything about Christmas? 谁说是圣诞节来着？ 
[08:15.34]Anyone hear from Phoebe yet? 有没有菲比的消息？ 
[08:17.48]No,nothing. 没有 
[08:19.01]I hope she's okay. 希望她没事 
[08:20.55]I know exactly what she's going through. 是呀，我完全了解她的处境 
[08:23.31]How do you know that? 你怎么会完全了解她的处境？ 
[08:25.52]She told us. 她告诉我们的嘛 
[08:30.25]What do you got there,Monica? 摩妮卡，你买了什么？ 
[08:32.22]Stuff for the party. 派对要用的东西 
[08:33.66]Aren't you guys supposed to be shopping? 你们还在这里干嘛 你们不是该去买礼物了吗？ 
[08:36.76]You didn't buy presents yet? 你们礼物还没买好吗？ 
[08:38.60]Tomorrow's Christmas Eve! What are you gonna do? 明天就是圣诞夜了 你们要怎么办？ 
[08:41.53]Don't you have to be Claymation to say that? 不是黏土动画里面的人 才会那么说的吗？ 
[08:46.40]I don't think the mailman liked your cookies. 对了，摩妮卡 我想邮差不欣赏你的饼干 
[08:49.51]The ornaments your mom sent. 这是你妈寄来的装饰品 
[08:56.01]Maybe the mailman liked the cookies. We just didn't give him enough. 说不定他喜欢我的饼干 只是他嫌少了 
[09:00.18]Monica,pigeons learn faster than you. 摩妮卡，鸽子都学得比你快 
[09:11.36]Hey,Rach. 瑞秋 
[09:12.70]I think I know what will make you feel better. 我想我知道 怎么样让你好过点了 
[09:15.80]How about you make a list about me? 你列张关于我的清单如何？ 
[09:18.74]Forget it. I'm not gonna stand here... 什么？算了吧，罗斯 我怎么会… 
[09:21.21]...and make a list …去列一张关于你的… 
[09:22.61]Okay,you're whiny... 好，我告诉你… 
[09:24.78]...you are obsessive, you are insecure... …你爱发牢骚，爱钻牛角尖 没有安全感… 
[09:28.21]...you're gutless. …你根本就没种 
[09:29.78]You don't ever just "seize the day." 你从来不知道怎么把握时机 
[09:32.12]You liked me for a year and you didn't do anything about it. 你暗恋我多久了？一年 结果你一个屁也没放 
[09:36.39]And you wear too much of that gel in your hair. 还有，你头发涂了太多发胶了 
[09:43.13]See,there.... 瞧… 
[09:45.00]All right,you did what I said. 你听我的了 
[09:47.90]And you know what? You're right. I do feel better. 对呀，你知道吗？ 你说得对，我觉得好多了 
[09:51.24]Thank you,Ross. 谢了，罗斯 
[09:58.31]Yeah,in Albany. Could I have the number of Frank Buffay? 麻烦你查一查巴法尔的电话 
[10:04.-4]Okay. In lthaca? 以奇卡呢？ 
[10:07.82]All right,Saratoga? 好吧，沙拉托加？ 
[10:10.86]Oneonta? 翁尼昂塔？ 
[10:13.29]You know what? You shouldn't call yourself lnformation! 好吧，你知道吗？ 你没有资格自称查号台 
[10:23.03]Hello,Grandma. If that is, in fact,your real name. 奶奶 请问这是不是你的真姓名？ 
[10:27.51]Come on now,Pooh. Don't still be mad at me. 好了，丫头，别跟我生气了 
[10:32.01]-How's it going? -Not so good. 进行得怎么样了？ 不太好 
[10:35.81]Upstate's pretty big. He's pretty small. You do the math. 纽约州蛮大的，他蛮小的 你自己算吧 
[10:40.15]Well,I think you're better off without him. 我想没找到他对你还比较好 
[10:43.82]Oh,honey,I know he's your daddy. 我知道他是你爸爸 
[10:46.19]But to me,he's still the irresponsible creep... 但是对我而言… 
[10:49.53]...who locked up your mom and stole her Gremlin. …他是那个让你妈怀孕 又偷她的车子，不负责的混球 
[10:54.57]I know. I just wanted to know who he was,you know? 我知道啊 只是想知道他是谁而已 
[11:00.87]Yeah,I know. 是啊，我知道 
[11:05.08]I wasn't completely honest with you when I said I didn't know... 我说我不知道他住在哪里… 
[11:09.31]...exactly where he lived. …是有点骗你 
[11:11.88]What do you mean? 什么意思？ 
[11:13.72]He lives at 74 Laurel Drive in Middletown. 他住在米德城罗瑞街74号 
[11:20.09]If you hit the Dairy Queen, you've gone too far. 要是看到黛莉冰淇淋就过头了 
[11:22.86]You can take my cab. 开我的车去吧 
[11:26.73]Thank you. 谢了 
[11:29.27]-Nobody else drives that cab. -Got it. 我的计程车别让别人开啊 知道了 
[11:34.27]I'm gonna see my dad! 我要见到我爸爸了 
[11:36.91]Thank you. 谢谢 
[11:41.55]Wish me luck,Grandpa. 好吧，祝我好运了，爷爷 
[11:52.76]Phoebe here with the cab yet? 菲比开计程车来了吗？ 
[11:54.59]Yeah,she brought the invisible cab. 来了，那是一辆隐形车 
[11:56.93]Hop in! 上车吧 
[11:59.03]She'd better get here. The stores close at 7. 她最好快一点 服饰店七点就关门了 
[12:01.90]It'll be two hours to Phoebe's dad's house... 安啦，我想菲比去她爸那儿 大概两个小时… 
[12:04.90]...they'll meet,chat, swap life stories. …他们见面，聊天 交换生活故事 
[12:07.20]We'll have plenty of time. 还有很多时间的 
[12:10.41]Hey,here she comes! 她来了 
[12:20.79]Can you believe this? 你们相信吗？ 
[12:22.29]In,like,two hours I'm gonna have a dad. 再两个小时我就有爸爸了 
[12:26.36]Yeah,big stuff! 是呀，大事哦 
[12:28.13]Okay,let's go! 对呀，走吧 
[12:29.63]Here,you have to hold this. 好，你来拿着这个 
[12:35.07]"Brake,left. Gas,right"? 左刹车，右加速？ 
[12:37.90]That's my cheat sheet. 对，我的小抄 
[12:43.11]-Where's my seat belt? -There isn't one. 安全带呢？ 你那边没有了 
[12:46.14]The paramedics had to cut through it. 被救护人员剪开了 
[13:00.56]Come on,just tell me. Please,please! 告诉我嘛，拜托… 
[13:03.66]For the 16th time: No,I do not think you're obsessive! 这是第十六次了： 不，我不认为你钻牛角尖 
[13:09.40]-It's hot in here! -Rach,get the heat. 天哪，这里怎么这么热啊 麻烦把暖气关小 
[13:12.40]Ross,turn the heat down,please? 罗斯，把暖气关小 
[13:15.14]The difference between obsessive 两个之间是有差别… 
[13:17.58]Ross,the heat! 罗斯，暖气 
[13:18.84]Okay! Heat,heat,heat! And I'm the obsessive one? 好，暖气…还说我钻牛角尖？ 
[13:25.08]This way is on. 好吧，往这边是开 
[13:27.18]So this is... 往这边是… 
[13:32.02]...off. …关 
[13:34.76]Did you just break the radiator? 你是否把暖气机弄坏了？ 
[13:37.16]No,I was turning the knob and... 没有，我不过是转了开关… 
[13:40.26]... here it is. …结果就掉了 
[13:42.53]Well,put it back! 那就装回去啊 
[13:47.67]It won't go back. 装不回去了 
[13:49.61]I'll call the super. 我打电话给管理员 
[13:50.94]Here,let me try. 来，我来试试 
[13:52.48]That's right. I forgot about your ability to fuse metal. 对了 我忘了你融合金属的能力了 
[13:57.01]Hey,it's Funny's cousin... 好笑的相反… 
[13:58.88]... Not Funny! …不好笑 
[14:00.45]Hi,Mr. Treeger? 崔先生？ 
[14:02.-4]It's Rachel Greene from upstairs. 我是楼上的林瑞秋 
[14:04.12]Yes,somebody broke our knob on the radiator... 对，有人弄坏 我们暖气的开关了… 
[14:07.36]...and it's really hot in here. …我们这里好热 
[14:10.80]Yes,it's hot enough to bake cookies. 对，热到可以烤饼干了 
[14:16.-2]Could we have a new one by 6? 你想你能在六点以前换好吗？ 
[14:19.07]Tuesday? We can't wait until Tuesday. 什么？不，不，星期二 我们等不到那个时候 
[14:21.67]We're having a party tonight. 我们今晚有派对 
[14:23.47]Okay,tip the man. 好吧，给他小费 
[14:25.18]If he doesn't like our cookies,too bad. 不，不喜欢 我们的饼干就算了吧 
[14:27.68]I won't be blackmailed. 我才不要任人勒索呢 
[14:29.18]Look,if it gets a little warm... 这里有点热… 
[14:31.72]...it can be a theme party. …就改成主题派对好了 
[14:33.58]Here's a theme: "Come on in,live like bacon!" 这下有主题了： “请进，像热窝上的蚂蚁吧” 
[14:39.59]This is it! 就是这里了 
[14:41.06]Seventy-four. 74号 
[14:44.60]So that's what this is for! 长途跋涉为这个 
[14:48.33]This is it. I'm gonna meet my dad. 就是这里了 我要见到我爸爸了 
[14:51.40]This is like the biggest thing ever. 这真是前所未有的大事 
[14:54.34]Sure is. 说得没错 
[14:56.01]Here I go. I'm going in. 好了，我要进去了 
[14:57.91]All right! 好啊 
[14:59.01]Good luck,Pheebs. 一切顺利哦 
[15:02.35]Here I go. 好了，我走了 
[15:05.78]Here I go. 我走了 
[15:09.02]I'm going. 我要走了 
[15:23.87]Welcome to our tropical Christmas party. 欢迎光临我们的热带圣诞派对 
[15:26.70]Put your coats,sweaters, pants and shirts in the bedroom. 外套，毛衣，长裤跟衬衫 请放在卧室里面 
[15:32.71]It's hard to tell because I'm sweating... 我在冒汗，所以看不出来… 
[15:35.38]... but I use exactly what the gel bottle says. …但我完全遵照 瓶上指示的用量 
[15:40.89]An amount about the size of a pea. How can that be too much? 一颗豆子大小的份量而已 那怎么会太多呢？ 
[15:48.09]Ice? 冰块？ 
[15:49.83]Ice? Ice squares anyone? Take a napkin. 谁要冰块？拿张餐巾 
[15:55.50]Monica! 摩妮卡？摩妮卡？ 
[15:58.40]Your guests are turning into jerky. 你的客人都快变成人干了 
[16:01.11]Really? I'm perfectly comfortable. 真的？我觉得舒服得很 
[16:04.07]Hey! Get in line,buddy. I was next. 排队呀，兄弟，换我了 
[16:11.12]Mr. Treeger. 崔先生 
[16:12.65]You said there was a party. 你说有派对啊？ 
[16:15.79]Well,hey,welcome to our sauna. 欢迎光临三温暖 
[16:18.19]Is it hot? My body always stays cool. 很热吗？我从来不觉得热 
[16:21.59]Probably because I have so much skin. 说不定是因为我皮肤多了 
[16:25.03]Hey,cheese! 起士 
[16:28.47]Here's the chance. Monica,give him cash. 好吧，好吧，机会来了 摩妮卡，给他现金 
[16:31.34]Rachel,give him your earrings. Something. Anything! 瑞秋，把你的耳环给他 快啊，任何东西都给他 
[16:34.67]No,I will not cave. 不，我不屈服 
[16:36.47]I'm with Mon. 对，我也是 
[16:37.61]All right. You know how you say I never seize the day? 好吧… 你说我从不把握机会？ 
[16:41.18]Even though he's your super, I'm seizing. 他虽然是你们的管理员 我也要把握一下 
[16:46.38]Mr. Treeger? 崔先生？ 
[16:48.89]Here is $50. Merry Christmas. 这里是50块钱，圣诞快乐 
[16:53.06]I didn't get you anything. 我没有准备你的礼物 
[16:55.53]Here's five back. 送你5块钱好了 
[16:58.30]No,that's your Christmas tip. 不，那是你的圣诞红包 
[17:01.30]Do you think there's a chance you can fix that radiator now? 你认为你可不可以 现在把暖气给修好？ 
[17:06.04]No can do. Like I told the girl... 没办法，我已经说过了… 
[17:08.51]... I can't get a knob until Tuesday. …星期二才拿得到新的开关 
[17:11.11]Ross? 罗斯？ 
[17:12.88]He's playing baseball. 看来他很僵硬哦 
[17:14.75]You mean hardball? 你要说强硬吗？ 
[17:20.-1]Whatever. 随便啦 
[17:21.82]What you gonna do? 你打算怎么样呢？ 
[17:23.05]Excuse me. I'm seizing. 抱歉，我要把握一下 
[17:25.39]Mr. Treeger? 崔先生？ 
[17:28.03]Here's another 50. 我再给你五十 
[17:30.03]Happy Hanukkah. 祝你圣诞节快乐 
[17:31.76]Will this help with the knob-getting? 这样我们是不是 可以拿到新的开关了呢？ 
[17:36.43]No,the place is not open till Tuesday. 不行 那家店星期二才会开门 
[17:39.77]Am I not saying it right? 我的发音不标准吗？ 
[17:43.21]So you really did like my cookies? 你真的喜欢我的饼干吗？ 
[17:45.84]Yeah,they were so personal. It really showed you cared. 是呀，那好温暖哦 真的表示你的关心 
[17:55.19]Nice seizing... 把握得好… 
[17:57.09]...gel boy. …发胶兄 
[18:03.36]Is this mistletoe? 这是檞寄生，没错吧？ 
[18:07.30]No,that.... 不，那个叫… 
[18:09.20]That is basil. …叫九层塔 
[18:14.74]If it was mistletoe, I was gonna kiss you. 如果是檞寄生，我就要亲你了 
[18:20.08]No,it's still basil. 不，那还是九层塔 
[18:24.31]Chestnuts roasting on an open fire 火炉上烤栗子 
[18:31.26]Jack Frost nipping at your nose 雪人在啃你的鼻子 
[18:37.66]-How far did you get? -Mailbox. 你走到哪里啊？ 信箱 
[18:39.60]All right,we're getting closer. 有进步了 
[18:44.07]What's going on? 菲比，你怎么了？ 
[18:46.10]It's just like a whole mess of stuff. 其实原因很多啦 
[18:49.01]Like yesterday,my dad was this famous Burma tree-surgeon guy. 昨天，我爸爸他还是一个 名闻遐迩的缅甸树医 
[18:53.81]And you know,now he's a pharmacist guy and.... 可是他现在 却变成一个药剂师了… 
[18:57.45]Well,maybe he's this really cool pharmacist guy. 或许他是一个 很酷的药剂师也说不定 
[19:01.82]Yeah,maybe! And I'll knock on the door... 对，或许，对 然后我会跑去敲他的门… 
[19:06.32]...and he'll hug me, and I'll have a dad! …他会拥抱我，我会有个爸爸 
[19:09.83]I'll go to his pharmacy and everyone will be nice to me... 然后大家都会亲切地对待我… 
[19:13.70]... because,you know, I'm Frank's daughter. …因为我是法兰的女儿 
[19:16.70]So why not go knock? 那就快去敲门哪 
[19:21.94]Because,I mean,what if he's not this great-dad guy? 因为如果他没有那么棒呢？ 
[19:27.54]What if he's still the dirtbag who ran out on my mom and us? 如果他还是那个 抛妻弃子的浑球呢？ 
[19:37.19]You know what? 你知道吗？ 
[19:39.22]I've already lost a fake dad this week. 我这个礼拜 已经失去一个假爸爸了 
[19:43.46]I don't think I'm ready to lose a real one. 我不想再失去一个真的爸爸 
[19:48.37]Pheebs,that's okay. You took a big step today. 菲菲，没关系啦 你已经跨了一大步了 
[19:55.01]Someday,when you're ready, you'll make it past the hedges. 有一天当你准备好的时候 你就会越过那片篱笆了 
[19:58.74]And when you do, he'll be lucky to have you. 那个时候他会有幸得到你 
[20:02.65]You guys.... 你们… 
[20:08.35]Sorry about your shopping. 抱歉，你们来不及购物了 
[20:10.09]Oh,that's okay. We'll figure something out. 没关系，会有办法的 
[20:15.69]I know you're not going in there... 我知道你不要进去… 
[20:18.10]... but you think it's okay if I go in and use his bathroom? …不过你想我可不可以进去 跟他借一下洗手间？ 
[20:22.57]That's fine,never mind. 没关系，算了 
[20:26.24]Cool,snow! 酷耶，下雪了 
[20:27.94]Kind of like a blank canvas. 像空白的画布 
[20:40.-4]Ho-ho-ho-holy crap, is it hot in here! 这里面好热啊 
[20:45.39]You mind if I turn the heat down? 介意我把暖气关小吗？ 
[20:47.69]We could have used that kind of thinking earlier! 我们怎么都没想到呢 
[20:51.36]So,Pheebs,how did it go? 菲菲，结果怎么样？ 
[20:53.43]Oh,I couldn't go in. 我没有办法进去 
[20:55.80]-Honey,I'm sorry. -Are you okay? 好可惜喔 你还好吗？ 
[20:58.-2]Yeah,it's okay, because I know he's there. 好，没关系 因为我知道他在哪儿 
[21:00.94]So that's enough for now. 现在只要那样就够了 
[21:03.07]Hey,it's after midnight! Merry Christmas,everyone! 各位，过了十二点了 祝大家圣诞快乐 
[21:06.44]Oh,right! Merry Christmas! 圣诞快乐 
[21:11.58]The knob was broken... 开关坏了… 
[21:13.08]...so I turned it off from underneath. I hope that's all right. …所以我从下面关掉了 希望不会有问题 
[21:28.30]Rach,these are for you. 瑞秋，送你的 
[21:31.30]Wiper blades! 汽车雨刷 
[21:33.60]I don't even have a car. 我连车都没有 
[21:35.51]No,but with this new-car smell, you'll think you do! 对呀，但加上这个芳香剂 你会以为你有 
[21:42.61]Okay,Pheebs,your turn. 菲菲，换你了 
[21:48.72]Toilet-seat covers! 马桶纸垫啊 
[21:53.49]Is that what you did while I got gas? 我去加油的时候 你们就去买这个吗？ 
[21:56.53]You guys! 你们两个真好！ 
[21:59.30]And for Ross... 至于罗斯… 
[22:00.66]... Mr. Sweet Tooth. …甜食先生 
[22:06.14]You got me a cola drink? 你们送我一瓶可乐？ 
[22:09.24]And a lemon-lime! 还有柠檬莱姆饮料 
[22:13.08]Well,this is too much! I feel like I should get you another sweater. 简直太…太厚礼了吧 我应该再送你们一件毛衣 
[22:20.18]And last,but not least.... 还有一个很有价值的… 
[22:24.69]They're ribbed for your pleasure! 加纹让你更有快感 
 
