[00:02.11]Okay,here's his diaper bag... 这是他的尿布袋… 
[00:05.42]...and his Mr. Winky. …跟他的眨眼先生 
[00:08.55]And... 还有… 
[00:11.12]... him. Hi! …他，嗨！ 
[00:13.43]-How did everything go? -Great! 一切都还好吗？ 好，很好 
[00:15.76]There was a projectile... 我们有个喷射性… 
[00:18.43]...throwing up incident, but he started it. …呕吐事件，是他先开始的 
[00:22.13]We've gotta go. 我们得走了 
[00:25.-2]Oh,right. 对了 
[00:26.84]I've got some news. It's about us. 我有个消息，是关于我们的 
[00:29.47]You and me? 你跟我？ 
[00:30.58]No. Susan and me. 不，苏珊跟我 
[00:32.74]The other "us." 另一个“我们” 
[00:38.92]We're getting married. 我们要结婚了 
[00:46.16]As in,"I now pronounce you wife and wife" married? 就像“现在宣布 你们为妻子跟妻子” 
[00:50.70]We'd like you to come. We understand if you don't want to. 我们欢迎你来，若你不想来 我们也完全了解 
[00:54.50]Why wouldn't I want to come? I had fun at the first wedding. 我为什么会不想去呢？ 第一次婚礼我很开心 
[00:59.84]I just thought that 我想也许… 
[01:01.34]Why shouldn't I be happy for you? What would it say about me... 不…我是说… 我为什么不该替你高兴呢？ 
[01:06.04]...if I couldn't revel in your joy? …如果我不能 为你的快乐而快乐 
[01:09.31]And I'm reveling,baby! Believe me! 那我算什么呢？ 我说的是真的，相信我 
[01:12.32]Is your finger caught in that chair? 你的手指被椅子夹住了吗？ 
[01:16.69]Want us to go? 你要我们离开吗？ 
[01:20.83]The One With the Lesbian Wedding 
[01:28.87]六人行 第2季 第11集 同志婚礼 
[02:09.34]This is cool. You're actually on television. 好酷耶 你真的要在电视上出现了 
[02:12.31]I know. It really hit me last night. 我知道 我昨晚才真正的意识到 
[02:14.81]I'm on Days of our Lives. 我要在 “我们的日子”里面演出了 
[02:18.58]Then I started thinking about us, and how these are the days of our lives. 然后我开始想我们的事 我发现这正是“我们的日子” 
[02:26.-3]Yes! 帅 
[02:27.03]What? 怎么了？ 
[02:28.13]Carol and Susan's caterer had a bike accident... 帮凯洛跟苏珊办喜酒的人 这个周末骑登山车出了车祸… 
[02:31.36]...and she's in a full-body cast. …全身都上了石膏 
[02:37.30]They asked me,which is cool since I've never catered... 他们要我办，这真太酷了吧 我从来没有搞过这个… 
[02:40.47]...and I need the money. Is this a problem? …而且我很需要钱 这对你不会构成问题吧？ 
[02:43.14]-Would it matter? -You're so great! 那有关系吗？ 你太棒了 
[02:45.44]Thank you! 谢谢 
[02:46.88]-You're really not going? -I'm really not. 你真的不去吗？ 我当然真的不去 
[02:49.68]They already live together. Why do they need to get married? 我不懂她们已经住在一起了 为什么还需要结婚？ 
[02:53.72]They love each other. 因为她们相爱啊 
[02:55.39]They wanna celebrate that love with the people close to them. 她们要跟她们亲密的人 一起庆祝那份爱 
[02:59.66]If you wanna call that a reason. 如果你硬要说那个理由的话 
[03:03.03]Who's the bitterest man in the living room? 谁是客厅里最苦的人？ 
[03:07.07]The bitterest man in the living room? 客厅里最苦的男人？ 
[03:11.-2]Hi,neighbor. 嗨，芳邻 
[03:14.47]-I thought you were over this. -That has nothing to do with it. 罗斯，我以为你不在意了 那跟这个没有关系 
[03:18.81]If she were marrying a guy, you wouldn't expect me to go. 她要是嫁了一个男的话 没有人会觉得我应该去 
[03:22.65]If she were marrying a guy, she'd be the worst lesbian ever. 他要是嫁了个男的话 那不是史上最烂的同性恋了 
[03:29.42]Did I miss it? 我错过了吗？ 
[03:31.02]No,I'm on right after this guy shoots himself. 还没有，这个傢伙自杀之后 我就上阵了 
[03:35.19]She's pretty. 她很漂亮耶 
[03:37.33]And she's really nice. 对了，她人也很好 
[03:38.93]She taught me about how to work with the cameras... 她教我怎么样在镜头前演戏… 
[03:42.07]...and smell-the-fart acting. …还有“闻屁味”演戏法 
[03:47.01]-I'm sorry,what? -Excuse me? 对不起？ 什么？ 
[03:49.61]You got so many lines to learn so fast that sometimes... 在短时间之内 要记那么多的台词… 
[03:53.08]...you need a minute to remember your next one. …有时候你需要时间想下一句 
[03:56.11]So while you're thinking... 所以当你想的时候呢… 
[03:58.05]...you take this big pause where you look all intense. …你停顿一下 表情装得非常的凝重 
[04:01.72]Like this.... 像这样… 
[04:09.86]Here's my scene! Here's my scene! 轮到我了，我来了 
[04:14.57]Mrs. Wallace? 华太太？ 
[04:16.47]Dr. Drake Ramoray, your sister's neurosurgeon. 我是雷医生 令妹的神经外科医师 
[04:19.10]Is she going to be all right? 告诉我，她会不会好起来？ 
[04:21.41]I'm afraid the situation is much more dire than we'd expected. 恐怕令妹的情形 比我们想像的还要糟糕 
[04:25.48]Your sister's suffering from a... 令妹得的病是… 
[04:33.72]...subcranial hematoma. …脑下血肿 
[04:37.59]Perhaps we can discuss this further over coffee. 或许我们可以 边喝咖啡边聊一下 
[04:47.63]Nice! 帅 
[04:50.30]For a minute,I thought you were actually smelling something. 刚有那么一会儿，我还真以为 你闻到了什么东西呢 
[04:56.64]-Do it again! -All right! 再来一次，演得太棒了 好… 
[04:58.28]-That was so good! -Do it again. 再来一次，演得太棒了 好… 
[05:01.45]"Damn it,Braverman! It's right there on the chart!" “该死，贝弗曼 就在那张图表上” 
[05:05.92]I gotta get to work. I got a big dinosaur bone to inspect. 太棒了，好了，我要去上班了 我有根大恐龙骨头要检查 
[05:10.09]No,that's me. 不…那是我 
[05:11.32]Oh,right. 对…你 
[05:17.10]Oh,thanks. Couldn't.... 谢了，我没办法… 
[05:21.83]Is everything okay? 你还好吧？ 
[05:23.13]No. 不 
[05:27.27]One of my clients died on the massage table today. 今天我有一个客人 死在按摩桌上 
[05:30.84]Oh,my God! 天啊 
[05:32.71]That's a little more relaxed than you want them to get. 你未免令他太放松了吧 
[05:38.28]She was,you know, 82 years old... 她已经八十二岁了… 
[05:41.35]...and her name was Mrs. Adelman. …她叫艾德曼太太 
[05:44.72]Oh,honey. 甜心 
[05:45.82]It's just so strange. You know... 对呀，感觉怪怪的… 
[05:48.56]...she probably woke up this morning and thought... …她早上醒来时说不定在想… 
[05:51.50]... I'll have some breakfast, take a walk,then have my massage. …我去吃点早餐，然后去散步 然后，再去按个小摩 
[05:55.47]Little did she know God thought, "Okay,but that's it." 没有想到神在想 “好，但是就这样好了” 
[06:02.37]Oh,but the weirdest things was... 最诡异的事情是… 
[06:05.34]... I was cleansing her aura when it happened. …发生的时候 我正在清她的灵气 
[06:08.81]And when her spirit left her body... 当她的灵魂离开身体的时候… 
[06:11.72]... I don't think it went very far. …我不认为它走远了 
[06:15.00]What do you mean? 什么意思啊？ 
[06:16.92]I think it went into me. 我想它上了我的身 
[06:28.10]This is so hard. 这太难了 
[06:29.53]I can't decide between lamb or duck. 我没有办法决定做羊还是鸭肉 
[06:31.84]Well,lambs are scarier. 当然了，羊肉比较恐怖 
[06:33.74]Or the movie would've been called Silence of the Ducks. 不然“那部电影”就会改为 “沉默的鸭子”了 
[06:38.71]Okay,who ordered what? 好了，谁点了什么？ 
[06:40.51]I had the half-drunk cappuccino with the lipstick on the rim. 我相信我点了喝了一半 上面还有唇印的泡沫咖啡 
[06:45.38]And this with the cigarette butt in it,is that decaf? 对了，而这杯有烟屁股的 是无咖啡因的吗？ 
[06:48.89]Oh,God. 天哪 
[06:50.72]You're so uptight about your mom coming. 真不敢相信 你妈要来会把你搞成这个样子 
[06:53.06]I know. I just don't want her to think that because... 我知道，只是这是她第一次来 我不想她觉得… 
[06:56.59]... I didn't marry Barry my life is crap. …因为我没嫁给贝利 我的生活就完全是垃圾 
[06:59.30]Talk about crap,just listen to Stella Neidman... 说到垃圾 你不妨去试试听史黛拉… 
[07:02.37]...tell her story about Rod Steiger for the hundredth time. …讲她跟施洛德的 老掉牙的故事 
[07:10.-2]Pheebs? How long do you think this lady will be with us? 菲比？ 你想她会跟我们在一起多久？ 
[07:14.28]I don't know. She obviously has some unfinished business. 我不知道，老太太显然 还有什么心愿还没完成呢 
[07:18.-4]Sit up! 坐好 
[07:22.39]There she is! 乖女儿 
[07:23.79]-Mom! -Hey,sweetie! 妈 心肝 
[07:31.80]So this is where you work! 这就是你的公司啊 
[07:34.60]Oh,it's wonderful! 好棒啊 
[07:37.00]Is it a living room? Is it a restaurant? Who can tell? 这是客厅吗？还是餐厅？ 谁看得出来？ 
[07:41.51]I guess that's the fun. 我猜乐趣就在那儿吧 
[07:43.44]Pretty much. Here,meet my friends. 差不多啦，来，看看我的朋友 
[07:45.68]Monica! You look gorgeous! 摩妮卡，你看起来好美哟 
[07:48.81]Oh,my! The last time I saw you, it was eat or be eaten. 上回我看到你的时候 是在吃或是被吃呢？ 
[07:54.-4]This is Joey. 这是乔伊 
[07:55.69]This is Phoebe. 这是菲比 
[07:57.02]This is Chandler. 这是钱德 
[07:58.49]You remember Ross? 你记得罗斯吧？ 
[07:59.79]Oh,hello,Ross. 你好，罗斯 
[08:01.19]Mrs. Greene. 林太太 
[08:04.60]What do you think of my daughter,in the apron... 你们认为我系着围裙…妈呀 
[08:07.87]...with the big job! …做大事的女儿怎么样？ 
[08:09.43]Oh,Mom! 妈！ 
[08:12.04]If you didn't pour the coffee, no one would have anything to drink. 没有你来倒咖啡呢 大家都休想喝到东西了 
[08:17.21]Believe me,sometimes that happens. 相信我，有时候真的会这样的 
[08:21.78]This is just so exciting! You know,I never worked. 太令人兴奋了 我从来没有做过事情 
[08:25.45]I went from my father's house to the sorority house... 我从我爸家 直接到大学妹妹会之家… 
[08:28.85]...to my husband's house. I am just so proud of you! …然后再到我先生的家 我以你为荣，乖女儿 
[08:32.79]Really? 真的啊？ 
[08:34.89]I know who you remind me of. 我知道你让我想起了谁了 
[08:37.46]Evelyn Durmer. 杜艾琳 
[08:38.80]That's before the lousy face-lift. Now she looks like Soupy Sales. 是去做蹩脚的拉皮手术前的她 现在她像苏比赛尔了 
[08:47.24]Pheebs? Who's Evelyn Durmer? 菲菲，杜艾琳是谁？ 
[08:51.01]I don't know. Who's Soupy Sales? 不知道，苏比赛尔是谁啊？ 
[08:56.25]Oh,my God! 老天啊 
[08:57.72]There's an unattractive nude man playing the cello. 有个丑陋的裸体男人 在拉大提琴 
[09:02.42]Just be glad he's not playing a smaller instrument. 是啊，还好他不是 在拉一个比较小的乐器 
[09:09.69]You have some life here,sweetie! 你的生活真有意思 
[09:12.06]Mom,I realize you were upset when I didn't marry Barry... 妈，我知道你跟爸 很不高兴我没有嫁给贝利… 
[09:15.73]...and get the house in the suburbs with all the security. …住在郊外的大房子 过着不用担心柴米油盐的生活 
[09:19.57]This is just so much better for me. 可是，这样对我好多了 
[09:21.84]I know. You didn't love Barry,honey. 我知道，你不爱贝利，亲爱的 
[09:26.01]And I've never seen you this happy. 我也没见过你这么快乐过 
[09:28.78]I look at you and I think, "This is what I want." 看着你，我心里在想… “这是我要的” 
[09:34.42]For me. 这是为我吗？ 
[09:37.05]Well,not just for you. 不只是为了你啦 
[09:39.72]What do you mean? 你是什么意思啊？ 
[09:41.93]I'm considering leaving your father. 我在考虑离开你爸爸 
[09:48.93]All right,tell me if this is too cute. 好，告诉我这太可爱了 
[09:51.54]Lesbian wedding... chicken breasts. 同性恋婚礼…，鸡胸肉 
[09:58.41]Oh,God. I think I'm gonna be sick. 天啊，我想我快吐了 
[10:01.75]What? It's not like I'm putting little nipples on them. 什么？ 我又没有在上面放小乳头 
[10:08.35]-You had no idea? -None. 你完全不知道他们处得不好 不知道 
[10:11.12]They didn't fight? 他们不常吵架？ 
[10:12.79]No,they didn't even talk to each other. 不，他们连话都不讲了 
[10:15.73]How was I suppose to know they were having problems? 天啊，我怎么会知道 他们之间有问题啊 
[10:20.06]You know,in my day, divorce was not an option. 在我那个时代 离婚不是个选择 
[10:24.70]Hey,look who's up! 看谁醒了 
[10:28.81]I just can't believe this is happening! 我只是无法相信这个事情嘛 
[10:31.61]When I was little, all parents got divorced. 我是说我小时候 每个人的父母都在闹离婚 
[10:34.55]I figured as an adult, I wouldn't have to worry about it. 我只是想，我长大了 就不用再担心这个了 
[10:37.88]Can't you look at this as flattering? 你可不可能 把这件事视为恭维呢？ 
[10:41.00]She just wants to be like you. 我是说 她这样做是想向你学习 
[10:43.29]Well,couldn't she have just copied my haircut? 那她不能 学我的发型就好了吗？ 
[10:47.76]When my parents divorced, they sent me to a shrink... 我父母离婚的时候 他们还叫我去看心理医生呢… 
[10:50.83]...and she told me that kids blame themselves. …他们告诉我 所有的小孩都会怪自己 
[10:54.13]But in your case, it's actually kind of true. 就你而言，这真应该怪你呢 
[10:57.84]Oh,that's him. 就是他 
[11:00.-2]Damn! My mail-order grandfather hasn't come yet. 该死，我邮购的爷爷还没寄来 
[11:04.34]-Phoebe? -Hi,Mr. Adelman. 菲比？ 是，艾先生 
[11:06.34]-Nice to see you. -Thanks for coming. 幸会，幸会 谢谢你来见我 
[11:08.48]That's okay. Although you did cut into my busy day of sitting. 没问题，不过你的确打扰了我 忙碌昏坐的一天 
[11:14.52]Do you wanna sit? 你要坐下来吗？ 
[11:16.09]No,I spent most of my morning trying to stand up. 不…不用了 我早上花了好多时间才站起来 
[11:21.53]What can I do for you,my dear? 我能为你做些什么，亲爱的？ 
[11:23.59]Okay,I don't know how to say this,but.... 我不知道该怎么说啦… 
[11:26.93]I think when your wife's spirit left her body... 当你太太的灵魂 离开她身体的时候… 
[11:29.87]...it kind of stuck around... …她转入了我的… 
[11:32.60]...in me. …身上 
[11:34.34]You're saying my wife is in you? 你说我太太在你身上？ 
[11:36.71]Yeah. You don't have to believe me,but... 你用不着相信我啦… 
[11:40.01]...can you think of any unfinished business she had? …不过你能想出她或许 有什么未完成的心愿吗？ 
[11:43.51]Any reason to hang around? 有什么原因让她留下来吗？ 
[11:45.72]I don't know what to say. 我不知道该说什么 
[11:47.62]All I can think of is that... 我唯一能够想到的是… 
[11:50.12]...she used to say that before she died, she wanted to see everything. …以前她常说她死之前 她想见识一切 
[11:54.69]-Everything? -Everything. 一切？ 一切 
[11:57.29]That's a lot of stuff. 那可真是不少 
[11:59.03]Oh,wait,l.... 等一等… 
[12:00.36]I remember she also said she wanted to sleep with me one last time. 我想起来了，她还说 她想最后再跟我上一次床 
[12:13.48]I'm sorry. There's laughing in my head. 对不起，我脑袋里有笑声 
[12:19.02]Worth a shot,huh? 值得一试嘛 
[12:26.26]Look at this! 看这一张 
[12:28.36]These are all Halloween, three years ago. 这是三年前万圣节的照片 
[12:31.56]Oh,and look,here's Barry. 你看，这是贝利 
[12:33.70]He came straight from the office? 他直接从诊所过来吗？ 
[12:35.93]Oh,no. That was his costume. 不，那是他的服装 
[12:39.87]See,he's actually an orthodontist, but he came as a regular dentist. 他是个牙齿矫正师 但他打扮成一般的牙医 
[12:45.41]You guys? 各位 
[12:46.71]Remember when I said that I don't need your help? 记得我以前说 谢了，我不需要你们帮忙？ 
[12:50.01]Actually,I think you said... 事实上，我想你说的是… 
[12:51.72]... "Don't touch that and get out of my kitchen." …“别乱碰 离我的厨房远一点” 
[12:55.05]Really? Weird. Anyway.... 真的？奇怪，不过… 
[12:58.59]I planned really well. I planned and planned. 我一切都计划得很好 我计划计划又计划 
[13:01.76]I just didn't plan enough time to do it. 只是我想 我实际烹饪的时间计划得不够 
[13:04.80]-You want some help? -lf you want. 摩妮卡，需要帮忙吗？ 你要的话 
[13:12.30]What a day! 好长的一天 
[13:13.74]I took her everywhere. 我带这位老太太到处去逛 
[13:18.41]The Museum of Modern Art, Rockefeller Center... 我们去了现代美术馆 洛克裴勒中心… 
[13:21.65]...the Statue of Liberty. …自由女神像 
[13:23.31]She's still with you? 她还跟着你啊？ 
[13:24.88]Yes. I guess she hasn't seen everything yet. 对呀，我猜这位老太太 还没见过一切呢 
[13:29.65]Be right back. She has to go to the bathroom again. 我马上回来 她必须再去一趟厕所 
[13:34.89]Such a pretty face! 一张好漂亮的脸 
[13:40.80]Oh,this is so much fun! Just the girls! 这好好玩，就只有我们女生 
[13:44.50]Do you know what we should do? Does anybody have any marijuana? 知道我们该做什么吗？ 我想请问一下，谁有大麻？ 
[13:48.57]God! 天啊 
[13:52.64]Look,no one's smoking pot around all this food. 听着 不准在这堆食物旁边吸大麻 
[13:56.01]Well,that's fine. 没关系 
[13:58.15]I never did it. I just thought I might. 我从没抽过，只想试一试 
[14:03.02]What's new in sex? 所以…最新性事是什么？ 
[14:07.12]What's new in sex? 最新性事是什么？ 
[14:09.19]The only man I've been with is your father. 我只跟你老爸做过那件事而已 
[14:12.-3]I'm dicing. I'm dicing. I don't hear anything. 我切我切切切，我啥也没听到 
[14:15.33]This is no offense to your dad, but I was thinking... 我不是在批评你爸爸，亲爱的 我只是在想… 
[14:19.-2]...there might be more. …或许不只是那样而已 
[14:20.44]You know what? I cannot have this conversation with you. 对不起，你知道吗？ 我没有办法跟你谈这件事 
[14:24.-2]All right. 好啊… 
[14:25.14]You come here and drop this bomb on me before you even tell Daddy. 你甚至还没告诉爸 就到我这里来丢这颗炸弹 
[14:29.45]Do you want my blessing? Want me to talk you out of it? 怎么样？你到底要什么？ 要我的祝福，是不是？ 
[14:33.22]Then what do you want? 那你要我说服你别这样吗？ 
[14:34.89]I guess I figured you would understand. 我猜我以为 在所有人当中你最了解我 
[14:37.39]Why on earth would I understand this? 为什么我应该要最了解你呢？ 
[14:41.23]You didn't marry your Barry,honey. 你没有嫁给你的贝利 
[14:44.00]But I married mine. 但是我嫁了我的贝利 
[14:52.57]We're in trouble. We've only got 12 hours and 36 minutes left. 好了，各位，我们来不及了 我们只剩下12小时又36分 
[14:56.54]Move,move,move! 快… 
[14:58.74]I feel like you should have German subtitles. 摩妮卡，我觉得 你应该加上德文字幕才对 
[15:03.91]Joey,speed it up! 乔伊，快一点嘛 
[15:05.52]I'm sorry! It's the pigs! They're reluctant to get in the blanket! 抱歉，是猪啦 它们不愿意进毯子啊 
[15:10.72]How did this happen? I thought you had this planned out. 摩妮卡，怎么会这样呢？ 我以为你全部都计划好了 
[15:14.56]Do you want me to cry? 你要我哭吗？ 
[15:17.39]Is that what you want? 那就是你要的吗？ 
[15:19.56]Do you wanna see me cry? 你要看到我哭吗？ 
[15:22.17]Sir,no,sir! 长官，不要，长官 
[15:26.77]All right,you! 好了，你 
[15:28.04]No. Look,I told you, I am not a part of this thing. 不，我说过我不参与这件事 
[15:31.94]Look,Ross. I know you have issues with Carol and Susan,and I feel for you. 我知道你跟凯洛和苏珊有过节 我很同情你，真的 
[15:36.55]But if you don't help, I'm gonna take those hot dogs... 但是如果你不帮我 我会用一堆热狗… 
[15:39.85]...and create an appetizer called "Pigs In Ross." …创造出一道 新的开胃菜叫“罗斯猪肉卷” 
[15:43.92]All right,ball a melon! 好，挖香瓜球 
[15:45.59]How come I'm stuck dicing when he gets to ball a melon? 为什么我得切丁 他却可以挖香瓜球呢？ 
[15:54.06]-How's it going? -Great! Right on schedule. 进行得怎么样？ 非常顺利，全按时间来 
[15:57.07]Got my little happy helpers. 有我快乐的小帮手们 是啊 
[16:00.94]That's fine. Whatever. 很好啊 
[16:03.54]What's wrong? 怎么了？ 
[16:04.74]Nothing. 没事 
[16:07.21]Okay,everything. I think we're calling off the wedding. 好吧，有什么 我想我们婚礼要取消了 
[16:12.-4]You're still gonna pay me,right? 你还是会付我钱的吧？ 
[16:16.12]Or something a little less selfish. 或是做不那么自私的事 
[16:19.00]What's the matter? What happened? 凯洛，发生什么事了？ 
[16:21.16]My parents called to say they weren't coming. 我爸妈今天下午来电话 说他们不来了 
[16:24.66]I knew they were having trouble with this,but... 我是说 我知道他们不赞成这件事… 
[16:28.30]...they're my parents. They're supposed to give me away. …可是他们是我父母啊 他们应该把我嫁出去的 
[16:32.80]Susan and I fought because I said maybe we should call it off. 然后我跟苏珊大吵了一架 因为我说或许应该取消婚礼 
[16:36.84]She said,"This isn't for them. It's for us." 然后她说“这不是为了他们 这是为了我们” 
[16:40.08]And if I couldn't see that, we should cancel the wedding. “如果我不了解这个的话 或许我们真应该取消婚礼” 
[16:43.65]I don't know what to do. 我不知道该怎么办 
[16:47.69]I can't believe I'm gonna say this, but I think Susan's right. 不相信我要这么说 但我认为苏珊是对的 
[16:52.39]You do? 真的？ 
[16:54.33]Do you love her? And don't be too emphatic about this. 你爱她吗？ 你不用说得太斩钉截铁 
[17:00.63]Of course I do. 我当然爱她了 
[17:01.87]Well then,that's it. 那就是了 
[17:03.67]If George and Adelaide can't accept that,then the hell with them. 如果你的父母无法接受的话 那就去他们的 
[17:09.34]If my parents didn't want me to marry you... 听着，我是说 若我的父母不要我娶你的话… 
[17:12.34]... no way that would've stopped me. …那绝对阻止不了我 
[17:16.01]Look,this is your wedding. 这是你的婚礼 
[17:18.62]Do it. 去做 
[17:22.72]You're right. Of course you're right. 说得对，当然你是对的 
[17:25.32]So we're back on? 那我们继续吗？ 
[17:27.12]We're back on. 我们继续吧 
[17:28.53]You heard the woman! Peel! Chop! Devil! 你们听到了，削皮，剁，切 
[17:33.50]Can't believe I lost two minutes! 真不敢相信我停了两分钟 
[17:46.54]It just seems so futile. 我真的觉得好白费心机 
[17:48.41]You know? All these women,and nothing! 你看，这么多女人跟没有一样 
[17:54.65]I feel like Superman without my powers,you know? 我觉得自己像没了神力的超人 
[17:58.89]I have the cape, and yet I cannot fly. 我有披风，但我飞不起来 
[18:04.73]Well,now you understand how I feel every single day. 现在你应该知道 我每天的感觉了吧 
[18:09.60]The world is my lesbian wedding. 世界是我的同性恋婚礼 
[18:23.78]Butterscotch? 奶油糖？ 
[18:26.42]No one? 有人要吃吗？ 
[18:28.-4]All right, you'll be sorry later. 好吧，待会儿你们会后悔的 
[19:05.49]-Thank you. -Anytime. 谢谢 随时候教 
[19:11.-3]Ross. 罗斯 
[19:16.73]Nothing makes God happier... 没有任何一件事…亲朋，好友 
[19:18.84]...than when two people,any two people, come together in love. …比两个人 因爱而结合使神更快乐 
[19:23.41]Friends,family, we're gathered here today... 我们今日齐聚一堂… 
[19:26.51]...to join Carol and Susan in holy matrimony. …见证凯洛和苏珊神圣的婚礼 
[19:29.31]Oh,my God! 老天 
[19:31.-1]Now I've seen everything! 现在我全看见了 
[19:36.62]She's gone! 她走了 
[19:38.26]She's gone! 她…她走了 
[19:39.49]She's gone. 她走了 
[19:40.66]Go ahead,get married. Go,go! 来吧，结婚啊 
[19:45.03]Strangers in the night 黑夜中的陌生人 
[19:48.27]Exchanging glances 目光交会 
[19:50.77]Wondering in the night 在黑夜中游荡 
[19:52.67]Would you look at them? 你看看她们 
[19:54.27]Yeah. Can't help but. 是啊，忍不住… 
[20:02.28]How's that pig-in-the-blanket working out for you? 那道猪肉卷好不好吃啊？ 
[20:06.15]I wrapped those bad boys. 对，是在下做的耶 
[20:10.00]I miss Rose. 我想念罗玫 
[20:11.32]Oh,yeah? 是吗？ 
[20:12.39]I know it's kind of weird,but she was a big part of my life.... 我知道这有点怪怪的 但是她是我生活的一部分… 
[20:17.49]I don't know,I feel alone. 我只是觉得有点孤单 
[20:20.03]You know,I couldn't help overhearing what you just said. 我听到你刚说的话 
[20:25.74]I think it's time you forget about Rose, move on with your life. 我想你也该把罗玫抛在脑后了 继续你的生活 
[20:30.41]How about we get you a drink? 我们去拿杯饮料如何？ 
[20:32.24]Okay. So nice! 好的，你真好 
[20:42.19]I shouldn't even bother coming up with a line,right? 我连搭讪的话都不用费心了 是不是？ 
[20:48.19]Hey,Mom,having fun? 妈，好玩吗？ 
[20:50.06]Am l! I just danced with a wonderfully large woman. 才好玩呢，我刚才跟一个 好高大的女人跳舞 
[20:55.60]And three other girls made eyes at me over at the buffet. 另外有三个女孩 在餐点那边对我眨眼睛 
[20:59.34]I'm not saying it's something I wanna pursue... 我不是说这是我所要追求的… 
[21:02.11]... but it's nice to know I have options. …但是知道有选择好令人欣慰 
[21:07.54]There's more alcohol,right? 还有酒，对吧？ 
[21:14.25]How you doing? 你好吗？ 
[21:19.39]You did a good thing today. 你今天做了件好事 
[21:26.36]You wanna dance? 想跳舞吗？ 
[21:28.-2]No,that's fine. 不，算了 
[21:30.60]Come on. 来嘛 
[21:32.27]I'll let you lead. 我让你带舞 
[21:52.79]Look,penis,schmenis! 谁在乎“老二” 
[21:54.73]Okay? We're all people. 我们都是人 
[22:06.37]Which one of us is gonna be the first one to get married? 你们想 我们之中哪一个会先结婚？ 
[22:10.54]Mon,I was married. 摩妮卡，我已经结过婚了 
[22:12.34]-Yeah,me too,technically. -I had a wedding. 我也是，技术上 我有过婚礼 
[22:15.41]Just trying to start a discussion. 好啊 只是想开始个有趣的讨论 
[22:18.65]Which one do you think will be the last to get married? 我想到了 哪一个会最晚结婚？ 
[22:26.82]Isn't Ben in this? 你们说小班算不算？ 
[22:28.36]Of course! 算哪 
[22:29.43]Absolutely. 当然算了 
 
