[00:08.32]-What you guys doing? -Monica's making us watch Old Yeller. 你们在干嘛？ 摩妮卡逼我们看“老黄狗” 
[00:13.79]Why are you guys upset? It's Old Yeller. It's a happy movie. 那你们在伤心什么？ 这是一部快乐的电影啊 
[00:18.50]-What? -What are you talking about? 什么？ 你在胡扯什么？ 
[00:20.30]Come on. Happy family gets a dog. 少来了，快乐家庭养了一只狗 
[00:22.83]Frontier fun! 荒野之乐 
[00:26.30]Pheebs,what about the end? 对呀，但是结局呢？ 
[00:28.27]When Yeller saves the family and everyone's happy? 是老黄救全家人于狼口之中 大家皆大欢喜 
[00:31.68]That's not the end. 那不是结局 
[00:33.-1]That's when my mother would shut off the TV and say,"The end." 才是呢，我妈会在那个时候 关掉电视说已结束了 
[00:38.52]What about when he has rabies? 那它生狂犬病的情节呢？ 
[00:40.75]He doesn't have rabies. He has babies. 它没有生狂犬病 它生了小宝宝 
[00:45.02]That's what my mom said. 我妈说的 
[00:47.93]I don't think she'd want you to see what's about to happen. 菲比，我猜你妈 不想你看接下来的剧情 
[00:52.30]Why? What's about to happen? 为什么？接下来怎么样？ 
[00:54.20]I've never seen this part. 这部份我从没看过 
[00:56.33]Hey,Travis,what you doing with that gun? 崔维，你拿枪干什么？ 
[01:01.87]Oh,no. 不… 
[01:03.14]No,no,Travis,put down the gun. 崔维，把枪放下来 
[01:05.88]No,no,he's your buddy. He's your Yeller. 不要…它是你的伙伴 是你的老黄 
[01:08.68]No! The end! The end! 不…剧终… 
[01:13.65]Okay,what kind of a sick doggy snuff film is this? 这算什么病态的狗电影？ 
[01:18.86]The One Where Old Yeller Dies
[01:25.87]六人行 第2季 第20集 猎狗之死 
[02:06.24]Have you guys eaten? Richard and l just finished,and we've got leftovers. 你们吃过了吗？我跟理查 刚吃过，我们还有剩菜 
[02:11.34]Chicken and potatoes. 鸡肉跟马铃薯 
[02:14.01]What am I wearing? 我穿什么？ 
[02:16.92]Actually,nothing but rubber gloves. 事实上，塑胶手套而已 
[02:25.06]One of these times,you'll really be naked and we won't come over. 有一天你会真的一丝不挂 而我们却不会过来了 
[02:29.66]I got a leg,three breasts and a wing. 我有条腿，三块胸跟一根翅膀 
[02:31.93]How do you find clothes that fit? 那你怎么找得到衣服穿？ 
[02:35.83]Hey,Monica? We got a question. 摩妮卡，我们有问题 
[02:38.17]All right,yes,I see other women in the shower at the gym. 好吧，再说一遍，对，我在 健身房浴室会看到别的女人 
[02:41.77]And no,I don't look. 不，我目不斜视 
[02:44.08]No,not that one. 不，不是那个 
[02:45.68]We're figuring out who to bring to the Nicks game. 我们在想今晚带谁去看 尼克队赛球，我们多了一张票 
[02:48.75]Ross can't go,so it's between my friend Eric Prower,who has breath issues... 对，罗斯不能去，所以要嘛 就是我朋友包艾力，他有口臭 
[02:53.92]...and Dan,with the poking. "Did you see that play?" …或是丹，他爱戳人 “你看到了吗？” 
[02:57.42]"You want more beer? Is that Spike Lee?" “还要啤酒吗？” “那是史派克李吗？” 
[03:03.26]Why don't you ask Richard? 为什么不问理查？ 
[03:06.06]Richard,if you had an extra ticket to the Nicks game... 理查，如果你有多一张 尼克队球赛的票… 
[03:12.27]...and you had to choose between a friend who smelled... …而你必须从有口臭… 
[03:15.47]...and one who bruises you, who would you pick? …跟会戳人的朋友当中选 你会选谁？ 
[03:20.81]Being a huge Nicks fan myself... 对一个大尼克迷来说… 
[03:22.91]... I think you should take someone who's a huge Nicks fan. …我想你们应该选一个 大尼克迷 
[03:29.00]That's Eric. 那就艾力好了 
[03:31.82]Glad to be of help. Matches. 乐意效劳，不客气 
[03:35.46]I meant,why don't you take Richard to the game? 我是说 你们为什么不请理查去？ 
[03:39.43]What? 怎么样？ 
[03:42.07]-I don't know. -Come on! 我不知道 少来了 
[03:44.34]He keeps his fingers to himself, and he's always minty fresh. 他从来不会乱指乱戳 口气永远芳香自然 
[03:49.-2]Richard's really nice. We just don't know him really well. 理查他这个人真的很好啦 只是我们跟他不是很熟 
[03:52.74]Plus,he's old 加上他又老… 
[03:56.75]er than some people. …对某些人来说 
[03:59.68]But younger than some buildings. 但他比某些建筑要年轻一点 
[04:04.52]So what,he's a little older. Big deal. 他老一点又怎么样？ 
[04:07.16]He's important to me. 他对我而言是很重要的 
[04:08.83]If you ask him, he might take you in his Jag. 你们问他的话 他或许会开积架车去哦 
[04:16.60]How do we say yes... 我们要怎么说… 
[04:18.00]...and make it seem like it's not just to ride in the cool car? …才不会听起来像 为了要搭他的酷车才邀请他去 
[04:22.77]Okay,this could be tough. 这有点棘手 
[04:27.55]We'll bring him, but only if he takes the Jaguar. 他如果开积架车来 我们才会带他去 
[04:33.52]You almost had it. 你差点办到了 
[04:41.86]No,no,you're fine. You're fine. 不…你没问题… 
[04:46.33]Hi,honey. 亲爱的 
[04:48.20]You are not gonna believe what happened! 你们一定不会相信 发生了什么事 
[04:50.87]We were playing on the floor, and he grabs the table... 我们坐在那边地板上玩 他抓住了桌子… 
[04:54.24]...and he pulls himself up! …把自己拉起来了 
[04:57.74]He pulled himself up! 他把自己拉起来了 
[05:00.04]Standing man! 他会站 
[05:02.75]I'm sorry you missed it, but I did tape it if you wanna see it. 很遗撼你们错过，但我 录下来了，你们要看的话… 
[05:07.35]We know. He already did it last week. 我们知道，他上个礼拜就会了 
[05:09.85]You can watch our tape if you want. 你可以看我们的带子 
[05:12.06]See,I don't believe this. I missed the first time of everything. 我真不敢相信 我错过每个第一次了 
[05:16.73]The first time he rolled over, the first time he crawled. 我错过他第一次翻身 他第一次爬 
[05:20.16]What else? Has he spoken? Is he driving? 我还错过了什么？ 他说话了吗？会开车了吗？ 
[05:22.70]Does he have a favorite liqueur? 他有偏好的甜酒吗？ 
[05:25.44]He is getting closer on the talking thing. 他好像也快要会说话了 
[05:28.24]He can't quite say "mama" yet, but once he said "Yemen." 他还不会说妈妈 可是有一次他说“叶门” 
[05:31.74]See,I don't know. I'm so sick of missing stuff. 我受不了老是错过 
[05:35.85]I want him for more than a day. I want him for a whole weekend. 我不要只照顾他一天而已 我要他一整个周末 
[05:39.55]Listen. I feel 你听着，我是说我觉得… 
[05:40.75]That would be great. 没问题 
[05:45.09]Really? I had a whole speech prepared. 真的？我正准备要大发议论 
[05:48.06]Oh,shoot,that would've been fun. 讨厌，那会很好玩的 
[05:53.-3]Did you just see that? 你们看到了吗？ 
[05:54.77]Did you see? He just waved! He just waved! 他刚刚挥手… 
[05:57.54]He's never waved before! 他从来没有挥过手 
[06:00.04]Yes,he has. Very good. 他挥过？好极了 
[06:05.88]What you got there? 菲菲，那是什么？ 
[06:07.71]Love Story,Brian's Song and Terms of Endearment. “爱的故事”“布莱恩之歌” 还有“亲密关系” 
[06:12.72]All you need now is The Killing Fields and guacamole,and you got a party! 现在只缺“杀戳战场” 跟一些鹗季酱你就可以狂欢了 
[06:18.59]I talked to my grandma about the Old Yeller incident... 对呀，我跟我奶奶讲了 那个“老黄狗”那件事… 
[06:21.83]...and she said my mom used to not show us the ends of sad movies... …她说我妈总是不让我们看 那种悲伤电影的结局… 
[06:25.90]...to shield us from the pain and sadness. …好让我们不用痛苦伤心 
[06:28.77]You know,before she killed herself. 在她自杀之前 
[06:35.17]Where's Richard? Did you ditch him? 他人呢？理查呢？ 你们甩了他吗？ 
[06:37.94]After we stole his lunch money and gave him a wedgie. 对，在抢了他的午餐钱 还有拉了他内裤之后 
[06:42.41]What's the matter? He's parking the car. 你这人怎么搞的？他在停车 
[06:45.18]-Did you guys have fun? -Your boyfriend is so cool. 那你们玩得开心吗？ 你的男朋友真的好酷 
[06:49.35]He let us drive his Jaguar. Joey for 12 blocks. Me for 15. 对，他让我们开他的车 乔伊12条街，我15条街 
[06:55.29]He must like you best. 他一定最喜欢你 
[06:57.46]What about when he tipped the guy who showed us to our seats? 还有他给那个 帮我们带位的人小费那件事 
[07:00.87]You never even saw the money. 他连多少都没看，就像这样 
[07:03.10]Hey,Chandler,thanks for showing us to our seats. 钱德，谢谢你帮我们带位 不用客气 
[07:06.84]You're welcome. Hey,Joey, thanks for parking the car. 乔伊，谢谢你帮我停车 
[07:10.17]No problem. 没问题 
[07:13.14]-Hey,Chandler -I think they get it. 钱德… 我想她们懂了 
[07:18.02]There's the man! 他来了 
[07:21.32]Hey,you're getting better. 你越来越行了 
[07:23.82]I'm gonna keep this. 对了，我要留着这个 
[07:27.53]He kept my dollar. 他留下我的钱 
[07:34.87]Your first weekend without Ben. What are you doing? 第一个没有班的周末 你们两个要做什么？ 
[07:37.54]We're going to colonial Williamsburg. 我们要南下去威廉斯堡玩 
[07:39.64]A woman I went to college with is the first female blacksmith there. 对，我大学一个女同学 刚成为那里第一个女铁匠 
[07:44.38]They're a little behind the times in colonial Williamsburg. 威廉斯堡那边是有点落伍了 
[07:48.38]Look,I better go before Mommy starts weeping. 好吧 我们最好在掉眼泪之前走了 
[07:52.08]-We love you. -Bye,Mommy. 我们爱你 再见，妈咪 
[07:54.69]Have a good time. 好好玩 
[08:00.22]Look. 看 
[08:08.23]Joey,do you know we can see you from here? 乔伊 你知道我们看得到你吗？ 
[08:12.40]How come Richard looks cooler with one of these? 为什么理查抽起这个 比我酷那么多？ 
[08:15.17]You may wanna light it and lose the spatula. 首先，你或许要先点燃 还有放下那支锅铲 
[08:20.34]It's cute,you trying to be more like Richard. 你想模仿理查，我觉得很可爱 
[08:23.05]Not like him,per se. 也不是这样 
[08:25.08]Just not unlike him. 只是不要不像他 
[08:37.76]It's the artist formerly known as Chandler. 看，是以前 叫钱德的那个艺术家 
[08:41.57]I'm just trying something here, you know? 我不过是想试试看 
[08:44.60]Why didn't you grow a mustache? 乔伊，你为什么不留胡子？ 
[08:46.60]We flipped for it. 我们丢铜板 
[08:47.94]I got the cigar, he got the mustache. 我丢到抽雪茄，他丢到留胡子 
[08:51.28]If we both grew them, we'd look like dorks. 我想我们都留的话会有点驴啦 
[08:54.78]You really sidestepped that land mine. 是呀，你们真的躲过那一劫了 
[08:58.08]I promised Richard we'd meet him downstairs. 我们得走了 我答应理查在楼下见 
[09:00.89]You're meeting Richard? 你们要见理查？ 
[09:02.15]-Ranger game. -Didn't he tell you? 对，我们要去看曲棍球赛 对，他没告诉你吗？ 
[09:04.12]He said he was going out with the guys. I didn't know that was you. 他告诉我他跟男人出去 我只是不知道男人是你们 
[09:07.63]You hear that? 你听到了吗？ 
[09:09.00]We're the guys! 我们是男人 
[09:12.23]With that mustache, he reminds me of Aunt Sylvia. 钱德留那胡子 像不像西维亚姑妈？ 
[09:14.93]Thank you! 谢谢 
[09:21.47]中央公园 
[09:25.24]Hi. We're visiting. 我们来拜访 
[09:27.91]It's Ben and his dada. 是小班跟他爹爹 
[09:33.78]Can you say "dada"? 爹爹，你会说“爹爹”吗？ 
[09:36.32]I'm telling your mommies you said it, so you might as well. 你妈咪们说你说了，你试试啊 
[09:39.66]No luck,huh? 运气不好？ 
[09:41.33]A while ago, I got a "seh" out of him... 不好，不久以前 他发了一个“二”的音 
[09:44.00]...which I thought might turn into "seh-condary caregiver," but.... 我想那也可以勉强说 是二褓姆的意思… 
[09:51.80]Would you hold him for a sec? I gotta take this off. 帮我抱一下，好吗？ 我得把这个拿下来 
[09:55.77]Sure. Okay. 好的 
[10:03.45]What are you doing? 你在干什么？ 
[10:04.88]I'm holding Ben. 我在抱班啊 
[10:09.15]He's a baby,not a bomb. 对，他是个婴儿，不是炸弹 
[10:13.-3]Hold him like you'd hold a football. 你可以像抱足球那样抱他 
[10:15.39]This is how I would hold a football. 我就是这样抱足球的 
[10:18.-3]Here. Here. There we go. 来…好了 
[10:20.40]Sorry,I'm not very good with babies. I haven't been around them. 对不起，我不太会带孩子 我是说，我没接触过他们 
[10:25.-2]I mean,you know,since I was one. 从我长大以后啦 
[10:27.31]-It's all right. No big deal. -Really? 没关系，没什么大不了的 真的？ 
[10:30.24]I'm sure you'll feel different when it's our baby. 我相信如果他是我们的宝宝 会让你完全改观 
[10:33.38]-What? -What? 什么？ 什么？ 
[10:36.-1]You think about stuff like that? 你想那一类的事？ 
[10:38.72]Yeah. I mean.... 对，我是说… 
[10:41.82]Actually,I kind of think that we'll have two babies. 事实上，我想我们会有 有两个宝宝 
[10:46.86]Two babies? 两个宝宝？ 
[10:49.33]You know,a boy and a girl. 对，一男一女 
[10:51.66]Hopefully,the girl will come first, so Ben won't feel competitive. 我希望先生女的，所以小班 不会觉得有太大的竞争 
[10:57.77]Then what's gonna happen? 那接下来呢？ 
[10:59.74]We won't wanna raise kids in the city, so we'll move to Scarsdale. 我们不希望孩子在城市里长大 所以我们或许会搬到史卡戴 
[11:05.78]We'll be far enough from our parents so we don't have to see them... 我们会住得离我们的父母够远 所以不用常常看到他们… 
[11:09.45]... but close enough that they can baby-sit. …但又不会太远 所以随时可以请他们来带小孩 
[11:12.02]And yes,I know the taxes are a little higher than Nassau County... 没错，我知道那里的税 是比那梭郡要高一点… 
[11:16.45]... but the school system's great. …但学校制度据说非常非常棒 
[11:21.76]Wow,that's great! Great! 太棒了… 
[11:24.86]Okay,wow! You know what? 你知道吗？ 
[11:27.06]I'm off my break now. 我休息完了 
[11:30.30]Here. You take this. 所以你拿着 
[11:34.37]I'm gonna go pour these very nice people some coffee. 我要去帮这些好人倒咖啡了 
[11:38.81]Look at that. I don't have a pot. 你瞧瞧，我没有咖啡壶 
[11:41.-1]I don't have a pot. Maybe I've got one at home. 或许我家里有一个 
[11:43.65]Or in Scarsdale. Hey,is that a door? 或是史卡戴，那是门吗？ 
[11:52.76]Hey,Pheebs. What's happening? 菲菲，怎么了？ 
[11:54.76]Murder,cancer,soccer teams eating each other in the Andes. 谋杀，癌症 足球队在安地斯山脉吃来吃去 
[12:00.30]So you watched the movies? 你看了电影了？ 
[12:02.30]What is happening to the world? 这个世界到底怎么了？ 
[12:05.27]I mean.... No,no,because E.T. Ieaves... 我是说，因为ET走了… 
[12:08.41]...and Rocky loses. Charlotte dies. …洛基输了，夏绿蒂死了 
[12:11.44]Charlotte who? 哪个夏绿蒂？ 
[12:13.-1]With the web. The spider. 跟蛛网，那只蜘蛛 
[12:14.61]She dies. She has babies and dies. 它死了，它生了宝宝后就死了 
[12:16.88]It's like,"Welcome home from the hospital." Thud! 那就像…“欢迎从医院回来” 
[12:21.72]You wanna feel better? 想不想舒服一点？ 
[12:26.06]Here. Watch this. 来，看这个 
[12:28.83]It's a Wonderful Life. I've heard of this. “人生真美妙”这个我听说过 
[12:31.63]So you can't lose. It's there in the title. 所以没问题，片名说明了一切 
[12:34.43]Wonderfulness is baked right in. 包你美妙得不得了 
[12:36.40]I fell for that with Pride of the Yankees. 拜托，我差点就被 “北方佬的骄傲”给骗了 
[12:39.07]I thought I'd see a film about Yankee pride. 我以为我要看的是 关于“北方佬的骄傲” 
[12:41.27]And boom! The guy gets Lou Gehrig's disease. 然后… 那个傢伙得了路葛瑞症 
[12:46.14]The guy was Lou Gehrig. Didn't you kind of see it coming? 那个傢伙叫路葛瑞 你没预感吗？ 
[12:52.42]Watch that. It'll restore all your faith in humanity. 你看就是了，我保证能 让你恢复对人类的信心 
[12:56.35]Hey,big guy. Game time. 大个儿，球赛时间到了 
[12:58.26]-Hey! Be right there! -There's a game? 好，马上来 有球赛 
[13:01.19]I just got my Pik-Up Stiks back from the shop. 对，我刚从店里 拿了棍子玩具回来 
[13:05.60]Bring your nerves of steel. 带着你的铁胆来 
[13:09.93]It's the basketball playoffs. 是篮球决赛 
[13:12.10]I appreciate this,but you don't have to hang out with them for me. 亲爱的，我不喜欢你这样 但是你不用为了我跟他们混 
[13:16.77]They have each other. 反正他们两个可以做伴 
[13:18.44]Oh,no,honey. I mean,don't worry. 不，亲爱的，别担心 
[13:20.88]I like hanging out with them. They're different than my other friends. 我很喜欢跟他们混，很好玩 他们跟我别的朋友不同 
[13:25.-1]They don't start sentences with "You know who just died shoveling snow?" 他们不会一见面就说 “你知道谁铲雪时死了吗？” 
[13:30.32]All right,that's great. Then just go. 好吧，那就去吧 
[13:33.29]Go Nicks! 加油，尼克队 
[13:35.-3]It's the college playoffs. 是大学篮球决赛 
[13:36.89]-Then,go Vassar! -They're not in it. 加油，瓦萨 他们没比 
[13:39.50]Okay,then just go. 那加油吧 
[13:43.70]Why does this bother me so much? 我为什么要那么在意呢？ 
[13:45.80]I'm not one of those people who wants to spend 24 hours a day together. 我并不想当那种要男友 24小时都跟她们在一起的人 
[13:50.67]Sure. 对呀 
[13:52.08]He just doesn't have much free time. What do I do? 只是他空闲的时间不多 我不知道，我到底该怎么办？ 
[13:55.41]Does it matter? You'll just die or divorce or blow your pet's head off. 有关系吗？你始终都会死 或离婚，或枪杀你的宠物 
[14:03.52]Me too! 我也是 
[14:04.66]Rachel,I got a question. Richard made plans again with the guys 瑞秋，我有个问题 理查又跟他们做计划了… 
[14:08.26]Ross made plans for the century. 对，罗斯刚计划了整个世纪 
[14:10.56]I'm gonna go read Cosmo. Maybe there's something helpful in it. 我想我要回房去看杂志了 或许会读到什么有用的 
[14:14.73]If not,I can learn how to do a bikini wax with leftover Christmas candles. 不然至少可以学会 怎样用圣诞树剩下的蜡烛除毛 
[14:22.54]What happened back there? 你刚刚是怎么回事？ 
[14:24.68]I don't know. You tell me. 不知道，你告诉我吧 
[14:26.61]One minute I'm holding Ben, then I've got two kids... 我刚刚还像抱足球一样抱着班 接下来我就有两个孩子… 
[14:29.58]... I'm living in Scarsdale complaining about taxes! …住在史卡戴，抱怨着税太高 
[14:32.78]Well,I'm sorry. I think about stuff. 那抱歉，我就是爱东想西想 
[14:35.62]You're at work,you're assembling bones, your mind wanders. 我是说，工作的时候 一边弄骨头就会一边乱想嘛 
[14:39.46]You've planned out the next 20 years. We've dated for six weeks! 你计划了我们往后二十年生活 我们才在一起六周 
[14:43.36]You never think about our future? 你从不想未来的事吗？ 
[14:45.60]I think about whose apartment we'll sleep at tomorrow... 想，但我想的是 我们明晚住谁那边好… 
[14:48.87]...and where we'll have dinner next Saturday! …下个礼拜六晚上 我们去哪里吃晚饭 
[14:51.07]I do not think about our children's names! 我不会去想 我们的孩子会叫什么名字 
[14:55.-2]You know what our children's names will be? 你知道我们的孩子 会叫什么名字？ 
[14:58.64]No,I mean,you know. I read a book, and there was a girl named Emily. 不…我…我是说我看到一本书 里头有个女孩叫蜜莉 
[15:03.28]And I thought that might be good. 我觉得…我觉得还不错 
[15:07.45]What book? 哪一本书？ 
[15:09.65]The Big Book of Children's Names. “儿童命名大观” 
[15:14.16]Okay,listen. 你听着 
[15:15.56]What we have is amazing. 我们在一起很棒 
[15:17.23]But I do not want everything decided for me! 但我不要别人为我决定好一切 
[15:20.16]I spent my whole life like that. 我那样过一辈子了 
[15:22.10]It's what I had with Barry. That's a reason I left. 我跟贝利就是那样 那是我离开的原因之一 
[15:24.84]I like not knowing right now. 我喜欢有未知 
[15:27.14]Sorry if that scares you,but if you wanna be with me,deal with that! 如果那样吓着了你，那很抱歉 但若你要跟我在一起就接受吧 
[15:31.28]-Okay,fine! -Thank you! 好，很好 谢谢 
[15:33.18]-We're not done! -I didn't know that. 还没完呢 那我不知道 
[15:36.11]You're with a guy who won't stop planning his future with you. 跟你在一起的人 不会停止去计划他跟你的未来 
[15:40.35]He knows we'll end up together. 因为他知道我们最后会在一起 
[15:42.45]If that scares you,tough! You'll have to deal with that. 如果你害怕了，很不幸 因为你必须学会接受 
[15:45.76]-I will! -Good,because I love you! 很好，我会的 好，因为我爱你 
[15:48.-3]Oh,yeah? I love you too! 是吗？我也爱你 
[15:49.69]-That's the first time we've said that! -Yes,it is! 我们第一次互相说我爱你 没错 
[15:52.13]-I'm gonna kiss you! -You better! 那我就要亲你了 最好是这样 
[16:02.54]Thanks for the great movie tip. 谢谢你给我的建议 
[16:04.31]-Did you like it? -Oh,yeah. 你喜欢吗？ 喜欢 
[16:06.38]I don't know if I was happier when George Bailey destroyed the business... 我不知道我是该在 贝乔治毁了家庭事业之后… 
[16:10.15]...or Donna Reed cried or when the pharmacist made his ear bleed. …还是在李唐娜哭是在药剂师 害他耳朵流血时会比较快乐 
[16:16.-4]I'll give you the ear thing, but wasn't the ending wonderful? 好吧，我选耳朵流血 你不觉得结局满好的吗？ 
[16:19.16]I didn't watch it. I was too depressed. 结局我根本就没看 我太沮丧了 
[16:21.36]It kept getting worse! It should've been called: 剧情越来越叫人家失望 这片子应该叫： 
[16:23.86]"It's a Sucky Life,And Just When You Think It Can't Suck Anymore,It Does!" “人生真衰就在你觉得 无法更衰时，它更衰” 
[16:30.90]IKick,save! And... 我踢球… 
[16:32.57]...denied! …接住 
[16:34.57]He gets it back. Pass to the middle,lines it up.... 但他抢回来，传到中间 然后准备踢，碰… 
[16:38.81]Yes! 太棒了！ 
[16:39.88]Could that shot be any prettier? 那球还可以踢得更漂亮吗？ 
[16:43.65]Man,you are incredible. 老兄，你真厉害 
[16:45.42]We had a table in college. 我们大学时也有这玩意儿 
[16:47.38]Really? I didn't know they had foosball in the 1800s. 我不晓得 1800年也有桌上足球 
[16:51.39]Nice mustache. At puberty, that thing will really kick in. 对了，你的胡子不错 青春期一到就会茂盛起来 
[16:59.60]Not to sound too Florence Henderson, but dinner's on the table. 我也不想太像个好太太 但晚餐做好了 
[17:03.50]One more point. 再玩一下 
[17:07.60]Score! 得分 
[17:10.41]Now can we go? 可以走了吗？ 
[17:12.58]That's why we don't let her play. 看吧，所以我们才不让她玩 
[17:17.01]Is everything all right? 一切都还好吧？ 
[17:21.35]Don't be mad at him. It's our fault. 听我说，别跟他生气 是我们的错 
[17:23.69]I'm sorry we've been hogging his time. 我们占了他太多时间了 
[17:25.89]He's just really great to hang out with. 是呀，跟他真的是很棒 
[17:28.19]-Well.... -No,seriously. 这个嘛… 不…说真的 
[17:29.56]We just talked about this. He is so much cooler than our dads. 我跟钱德刚才还在说 他比我们的爸爸酷多了 
[17:36.10]Our dads are okay and all, but Richard is just 我是说我们爸爸是还好啦 可是理查好… 
[17:39.10]What are you kicking me for? 你踢我干什么？ 
[17:42.47]I'm trying to talk here. 我正在讲话，你… 
[17:47.21]You guys see me as a dad? 你们觉得我是父字辈的？ 
[17:49.31]-Oh,yeah! -No! 对呀 不 
[17:55.00]You're just clearly not familiar with our young persons' vernacular. 你很显然不了解 我们年轻人的用语 
[17:59.39]When we say "dad," we mean "buddy." 我们“爸爸”的意思是指兄弟 
[18:03.56]We mean "pal." 是“伙伴”的意思 
[18:05.46]No,seriously. Joey's my dad. 我说真的，乔伊他是我爸 
[18:11.00]Monica's my dad. 摩妮卡也是我爸 
[18:13.27]I've even got some dads down at work. 我们公司里还有一些我爸爸 
[18:16.67]That's fine. 没问题 
[18:17.91]Well,your other dad and I are gonna go have a romantic evening. 你们的另外一个爸爸跟我 要去有一个浪漫的夜晚了 
[18:22.31]I'll just see you kids around. 孩子们，我们改天见了 
[18:24.65]Nighty-night. 晚安了 
[18:26.12]You're not a dad! 你不是一个爸 
[18:29.15]I can't believe you got us into trouble. 真不敢相信你干的好事 
[18:37.46]So are you okay? 你还好吗？ 
[18:41.03]Just... 很好… 
[18:42.30]... I feel like I'm about a hundred. …我只是觉得自己好老 
[18:45.44]I thought I was just one of the guys. 我还以为我跟他们一样 
[18:48.71]Come here. 过来 
[18:50.14]I'll make you feel like one of the guys. 我会让你觉得 你跟他们一样 
[18:58.72]For a really cool guy, you suck at foosball. 对一个很酷的人来说 你的足球烂透了 
[19:02.72]I was killing them. 我痛宰了他们 
[19:04.82]Yeah,well they suck too. 他们也很烂 
[19:10.33]You take the poopy diaper and put it in the poopy diaper pail. 对，然后你把有便便的尿布 丢到便便尿布桶里去 
[19:14.06]Calling it a "poopy diaper" doesn't make this process any cuter. 美其名为便便尿布 并不会让这个过程更可爱 
[19:22.37]-It's us. -Come on up. 是我们 上来吧 
[19:24.37]I'll get his stuff together. 我去准备他其他的东西 
[19:26.31]Okay,we can do this now, can't we,Ben? 我们做得到的，是不是，班？ 
[19:29.81]Yes,we can. 对，我们可以 
[19:31.52]Yes,we can. 对，我们可以 
[19:34.32]There! I did it! 好了 
[19:37.92]I did it! 我换好了 
[19:40.19]Look at that! 你瞧瞧 
[19:42.56]It stays on and everything. 紧紧的包在屁屁上 
[19:51.70]I'm sorry. What did you just say? Did you just say "hi"? 对不起，你刚刚说什么？ 你刚刚说“嗨”啊？ 
[19:55.51]Oh,my God! Ross? Ben just said hi! 天啊，罗斯… 班刚说“嗨”耶 
[19:58.58]-What? -Ben just said hi! 什么？ 班刚说“嗨” 
[20:00.11]What,the word "hi"? 什么？嗨那个字？ 
[20:01.75]No,my Uncle Hi. 不，我的嗨舅舅 
[20:04.75]Great! And I missed that too. I miss everything! 棒透了，我也错过了 我错过一切了 
[20:07.78]Oh,I'm sorry. I guess I just bring it out in him. 我猜我太有魅力了 
[20:12.86]-Where is he? -We missed you. 他在哪里？ 我们想你 
[20:14.93]We missed you so much! Come here,Ben. 我们好想你 过来，班 
[20:18.63]Guess what? Ben just said his first word. 你们猜，班刚说了哪个字？ 
[20:22.-2]What did he say? 他说什么了？ 
[20:23.37]Something about hi. 什么嗨不嗨的 
[20:26.10]That's so exciting! Mommy's so proud of you! 真是令人兴奋 妈咪好骄傲哦 
[20:32.-1]You know,actually, it's more like,hi! 事实上比较像这样，“嗨” 
[20:39.75]This could go on for a while. 这可能要玩很久 
[20:41.65]You're right. We've got a cab waiting. 计程车还在楼下等我们呢 
[20:43.89]Well,this was fun. 这真好玩 好的 
[20:45.82]We should do it again sometime,Ben. What do you say? 我们改天一定还要这样子 班，你说怎么样呢？ 
[20:50.33]-All right,so I've got him...? -Tuesday. 好吧，下一次是… 礼拜二 
[20:53.40]Bye,you guys. 再见了 
[20:54.43]-Take care. -Bye,Ben. 保重 拜，班 
[21:00.34]Did he just say "bye"? 他刚刚…他…他刚刚说拜吗？ 
[21:02.74]He said bye! 他说拜… 
[21:04.17]You said bye! He said bye to me! 你对我说拜，他对我说拜 
[21:06.41]Yes,he did! 没错 
[21:08.51]Suddenly I'm seeing him go off to college! 我已经可以幻想他去上大学了 
[21:12.25]We've gotta go. We've got that cab downstairs. 我们得走了，计程车在楼下等 
[21:16.09]See you later. 拜拜… 
[21:35.07]Look at this nice deep hole I dug. Hey,Bert... 我看挖的这个洞好深 柏特… 
[21:38.34]...isn't this a nice hole here? …这洞是不是挖得很好？ 
[21:41.45]Ben,this is the part where Ernie buries Bert in the sand and can't find him. 班，这是在演厄尼把柏特 埋在沙里头，然后找不到他 
[21:46.58]Now,I've looked ahead on the tape, and he does find him again. 现在，我已经先看过了 他后来有找到他 
[21:52.79]But before that happens, there's some rough going for a while. 可是，在那之前呢 会先有一些让人很难受的 
[21:56.63]But I think we can handle it. 可是我想我们挺得住 
[21:59.03]And there's just the alphabet, but we know that ends well,so.... 这些只是…只是字母而已 可是我知道结局会很好的… 
[22:04.47]Here we go. 好，继续了 
[22:05.87]Bert? Bert? 柏特？… 他刚刚还在这里 
[22:09.27]What happened to my friend Bert? He was here just a moment ago. 我的朋友柏特怎么了？ 
[22:13.-1]Oh,no! My old friend Bert is lost. 不，柏特不见了？ 
[22:15.45]I'm so glad you're here. 我真高兴你在这里 
[22:19.72]Bye-bye,baby. 拜拜，宝贝 

