[00:03.92]-Does everybody hate these shoes? -Yeah. 你们都觉得这双鞋很丑吗？ 对 
[00:06.69]But nobody will focus on that if you wear that towel-dress. 别担心，没有人会注意的 只要你穿着那件浴巾装 
[00:12.62]Tell him. 你跟他说吧 
[00:13.69]It's her first day at this new job. You shouldn't start with her. 这是她履新职的第一天 你不该一早就开她玩笑 
[00:18.90]All right. I suppose I can wait a day. 好吧，我可以等到晚上再说 
[00:22.60]-What are you doing Friday? -Why? 你星期五有节目吗？ 干嘛？ 
[00:24.60]Come to my weird cousin Albert's bachelor party. 你得来参加我的怪堂哥 艾勃特的告别单身派对 
[00:27.54]You know,he's the botanist? 你知道，他是植物学家 
[00:29.57]Oh,God! 老天 
[00:31.54]Botanists are such geeks. 植物学家都神神经经的 
[00:34.88]Is that a dinosaur tie? 那是恐龙领带吗？ 
[00:42.12]Morning! 早安 
[00:43.46]Rach,I'm here with the purses! 瑞秋，我拿皮包来了 
[00:47.56]It must take you forever to find your keys. 找钥匙就要找老半天吧 
[00:50.73]Thank you,Pheebs. 谢谢，菲比 
[00:52.33]You're welcome. Please want the one with the turtles. 不客气，拜托你用 这个乌龟包包 
[00:55.67]No,turtles scare me. I don't need that today. 不，乌龟让我害怕 今天尤其不是时候 
[00:59.40]Honey,just relax. It's gonna be fine. 亲爱的，别紧张，没问题的 
[01:02.24]Why don't I come and take you to lunch? 我过来跟你一起吃午饭吧？ 
[01:05.01]Thank you! But Mark's taking me out. 谢了，但马克要带我去吃饭 
[01:08.65]Mark? Is that the same Mark that helped you get the job? 马克？就是那个 帮你找工作的马克？ 
[01:12.65]It's like a "good luck on your first day" thing. 对，算是祝我工作顺利 
[01:15.59]Is this a lunch box? 那是午餐盒吗？ 
[01:17.79]No,a purse. And there's a thermos in it. 不，是皮包 里面还有个热水瓶 
[01:22.93]-So can you make it on Friday? -What? 你星期五能来吗？ 什么？ 
[01:25.53]I think so. Why am I invited to this again? 我想可以吧 可是你为什么要请我呢？ 
[01:28.30]Apparently,Albert has no friends. 显然艾勃特没有朋友 
[01:30.14]He's excited about the bachelor party. 他对告别单身派对充满期待 
[01:32.30]He's only getting married so he can see a stripper. 我想他是为了看 脱衣舞娘才结婚的 
[01:37.38]A stripper at a bachelor party. That is so cliche. 请脱衣舞娘参加告别单身派对 你们真是老套 
[01:41.11]Why don't you guys get a magician? 为什么不请魔术师？ 
[01:44.48]If he can open my beer with his butt-cheeks,then all right. 如果魔术师可以用臀部 给我开啤酒，那就行 
[01:50.00]The One With All the Jealousy 本集播出：“嫉妒的情人” 
[02:37.10]She's having lunch with him? Lunch with him? 她要跟她吃午饭？ 跟他吃午饭？ 
[02:40.27]You should've seen him hug her when she got the job! 你该看看她被录取时 是怎么拥抱他的 
[02:43.31]And he's really good-looking. 而且他相貌堂堂 
[02:47.45]-What am I gonna do? -You don't do anything. 我该怎么办？ 不怎么办 
[02:50.15]IKeep it inside. Learn how to hide your feelings. 放在心里 学着隐藏你的感情 
[02:54.35]Don't cry out loud. 不要大呼小叫 
[02:59.59]Guess who has an audition for a Broadway musical? 猜猜谁得到了百老汇 音乐剧的试演机会？ 
[03:02.09]I wanna say you,but it seems like such an easy answer. 我本来要说是你 不过这个答案好像太容易了 
[03:06.20]It is me! 就是我 
[03:07.27]It's a musical version of A Tale of Two Cities. 这是音乐剧版的“双城记” 
[03:10.27]So I think I'm gonna sing "New York,New York"... 我想我要唱“纽约，纽约” 
[03:14.01]...and "I Left My Heart in San Francisco." 和“我把心留在旧金山” 
[03:19.38]Joey,I don't think you get to pick the cities. 乔伊，我想轮不到你来挑城市 
[03:23.85]What? 什么？ 
[03:24.88]Mr. Dickens gets to pick them. 这是狄更斯先生的权利 
[03:28.35]Who? 谁？ 
[03:31.22]I'll get you the Cliff Notes. 我拿克里夫手集给你 
[03:33.46]The what? 什么？ 
[03:35.79]The abridgment. 简易文学读本 
[03:40.67]The what? 什么？ 
[03:46.57]Then the style number... 型号 
[03:48.71]...the invoice number and the shipping date. 发货号码…和出货日期 
[03:52.91]Good. Any questions so far? 很好，有问题吗？ 
[03:55.55]What kind of discount do we get? 我们有多少折扣？ 
[03:58.05]Twenty percent. 八折 
[03:59.68]I love this job! 我爱死这份工作了 
[04:03.59]-My first call! -Here,let me. 我的第一通电话 来，让我代劳 
[04:06.82]Rachel Greene's line. May I help you? 瑞秋葛林，需要我效劳吗？ 
[04:08.83]Hi,is Rachel there? 嗨，瑞秋在吗？ 
[04:10.36]-And who may I say is calling? -This is Ross. 请问是哪一位？ 我是罗斯 
[04:13.57]Ross of...? 哪位罗斯？ 
[04:15.33]Of "Ross and Rachel." “罗斯和瑞秋”的罗斯 
[04:18.54]Hi,it's Mark. 嗨，我是马克 
[04:20.54]-Hey,Mark. -Hey. 嘿，马克 嘿 
[04:22.61]Hold on a second. It's Ross. 等一下 好 
[04:26.51]Hi,honey. 嗨，亲爱的 
[04:28.18]What's Mark doing answering your phone? 马克怎么会替你接电话？ 
[04:30.85]Oh,he's just goofing around. 他只是在瞎混罢了 
[04:32.85]Oh,that's funny. 有意思 
[04:36.92]Why isn't he goofing around in his own office? 他干嘛不在自己办公室瞎混？ 
[04:40.09]This is his office too. I told you, we're Joanna's two assistants. 这里就是他办公室，我说过 我们是乔安娜的两个助理 
[04:44.80]Why does Joanna need two assistants? 乔安娜为什么需要两个助理？ 
[04:46.93]How lazy is she? 她很懒吗？ 
[04:50.07]Oh,my God! What did I just do? 我的天，我做了什么？ 
[04:52.44]I just shipped 3000 bras to Personnel! 我刚把三千副胸罩 送到人事部去了 
[04:54.87]I gotta go! Mark,I need you! 我要挂电话了 马克，我需要你 
[04:56.77]Okay! Bye-bye! 好，再见 
[05:02.28]I'm sorry,sweetie. I was just trying to 对不起，甜心，我只是要… 
[05:05.08]I was dialing another number. 我只是要打下一个电话 
[05:20.50]I got changed in 30 seconds so you could be alone with him. 我30秒钟换好衣服 就是让你跟他独处 
[05:24.40]You better go for it. 你最好赶快展开攻势 
[05:25.84]I'm not going for anything. 我不要展开什么攻势 
[05:28.11]Well,if you don't,I will. 你不要的话，我要 
[05:29.81]Would you please go? 拜托你走吧？ 
[05:32.08]'Night,Mon. 晚安，摩妮卡 
[05:35.31]'Night,Julio. 晚安，胡利欧 
[05:48.13]Someone left their book here. 胡利欧，有人把书忘在这里了 
[05:50.83]Actually,that is mine. 老实说，那是我的书 
[05:54.27]What are you reading? 你在看什么书？ 
[05:55.87]Flowers of Evil,by Baudelaire. Have you read it? 波特来尔的“恶之华” 你看过没有？ 
[06:00.44]Have I read it? 我看过没有？ 
[06:03.51]No. Are you enjoying it? 没有，你喜欢吗？ 
[06:07.05]I thought I would, but the translation's no good. 我本来以为我会喜欢 不过翻译得不好 
[06:11.15]You're a poet and you don't know it. 你是诗人，居然不懂 
[06:16.82]Actually,l.... 其实，我… 
[06:18.86]I am a poet. 我是诗人 
[06:22.66]So you do know it. 那你一定懂了 
[06:29.13]So what kind of things do you write about? 你都写些什么？ 
[06:33.54]Things that move me: 写一些让我感动的事物 
[06:35.84]The shadow of a tree... 婆娑树影 
[06:38.88]...a child laughing... 童稚笑容 
[06:42.15]...or this lip. 或这片嘴唇 
[06:43.92]Mine? 我的？ 
[06:45.92]Right here? 这里？ 
[06:48.85]I could write an epic poem about this lip. 我可以为这片嘴唇写一部史诗 
[06:58.83]How would that go? 要怎么写？ 
[07:11.34]Well,it didn't rhyme... 虽然没有押韵… 
[07:14.21]...but I liked it. 不过我喜欢 
[07:18.22]You've got to pick a pocket or two... 你们得扒一、两个钱包 
[07:22.55]...boys 孩子们… 
[07:24.26]You've got to pick a pocket... 你得扒一、两个… 
[07:27.53]... or two 钱包… 
[07:34.57]Lovely. 真好 
[07:36.07]Just lovely. 太好了 
[07:37.70]Really? Thanks. 真的？谢谢 
[07:39.27]We definitely want to see you for the callback on Saturday. 乔伊，我们非常希望 星期六再看到你 
[07:43.21]Excellent! 太好了 
[07:45.04]I'll be there. 我会来的 
[07:46.38]Don't forget to bring your jazz shoes for the dance audition. 别忘了带你的爵士舞鞋 来参加舞蹈试演 
[07:53.89]My agent said that it wasn't a dancing part. 我的经纪人说 这个角色不必跳舞 
[07:57.49]All the roles gotta dance a little. 所有的角色都要跳一点舞 
[08:00.56]But with your dance background, it'll be a piece of cake. 但以你的舞蹈背景 小意思罢了 
[08:03.93]"Three years of modern dance with Twyla Tharp"? 追随妥拉萨普 学习三年现代舞？ 
[08:08.27]"Five years with the American Ballet Theatre"? 在美国芭蕾舞团待了五年？ 
[08:13.30]Everybody lies on their resume,okay? 谁的履历表不灌水？ 
[08:16.81]I wasn't one of the Zoom kids either. 我也没有演过ZOOM 
[08:20.24]Well,can you,like,dance at all? 你到底会不会跳舞？ 
[08:22.75]Yeah,I can dance. You know.... 我会跳舞，你知道… 
[08:37.70]What is that? 这是干什么？ 
[08:39.36]Sure,it looks stupid now. There's no music playing. 现在看起来很蠢 因为没有放音乐 
[08:43.70]I have to get that. But,no,no. 我得去接电话 不过，不要… 
[08:49.37]Hi. 嗨 
[08:52.01]Listen,I'm in need of a stripper and I was told that you do that. 听我说，我需要个脱衣舞娘 我听说你是跳脱衣舞的 
[09:00.38]Let me ask you this. What do you do for the extra hundred? 我问你，你多收一百块 可以额外提供什么服务？ 
[09:05.19]So would I have to provide the grapes? 那我要提供葡萄吗？ 
[09:09.46]Hi. 嗨 
[09:11.-3]How was last night with Julio,senorita? 你昨晚跟胡利欧 约会的情况怎么样，小姐？ 
[09:13.33]It was amazing. He's sexy and smart, which makes him even sexier. 简直不可思议，他性感又聪明 这让他显得更性感 
[09:18.24]Last night we were fooling around... 我得告诉你 昨晚我们亲热的时候… 
[09:21.-2]...and all of a sudden he stops to write a poem. 突然之间，他停下来写诗… 
[09:24.31]Get out! I couldn't stop if a meteor hit me. 少来了，我就算被 陨石打中也停不下来 
[09:30.01]We have our stripper, a "Miss Crystal Chandelier." 我们请了脱衣舞娘 “水晶吊灯小姐” 
[09:35.00]Name a kid that,what do you expect them to grow up to be? 给小孩取这种名字 长大了还能做什么？ 
[09:40.83]But he forgot to take the poem with him. 但他忘了把这首诗带走 
[09:43.76]I am totally dense about poetry, but I think this is pretty good. 我看不懂诗 不过我觉得这是一首好诗 
[09:48.50]Check it out. 你们看看 
[09:51.94]"The Empty Vase. Translucent beauty" “空花瓶” 半透明的美 
[09:55.21]To yourself. 不要念出来 
[10:00.71]You know,that's pretty good. 写得很好 
[10:02.78]Yeah,I think so too. Phoebe? 对，我也觉得，菲比？ 
[10:05.25]Great! I'm so glad you guys like it! 太棒了 我真高兴你们都喜欢 
[10:07.25]-I gotta go to work. -I'm not done. 我得去上班了 我还没看完 
[10:10.69]Give it back when you're through. 看完再还给我 
[10:13.-3]-See you guys. -Bye-bye. 回头见 再见 
[10:15.93]Oh,my God! Oh,my God! Poor Monica! 我的天…可怜的摩妮卡 
[10:18.43]What? What? What? 怎么了？… 
[10:20.93]He was with her when he wrote this poem! 他在跟她亲热的时候写这首诗 
[10:23.40]"My vessel so lovely, with nothing inside"? 我的花瓶如此美丽 内里空无一物 
[10:26.64]"Now that I've touched you, you seem emptier still"? 如今我伸手触摸 你看似更加空洞 
[10:29.64]He thinks Monica's empty. She's the empty vase! 她觉得摩妮卡很空洞 她是个空花瓶 
[10:33.08]You really think he meant that? 你真的觉得他是这个意思？ 
[10:35.11]Totally. 一点都没错 
[10:36.38]Oh,God! And she seems so happy too. 老天，她看起来好幸福 
[10:39.65]Done. 看完了 
[10:51.50]Do you have the Ralph Lauren file? 你有圣罗兰的档案吗？ 
[10:54.13]Oh,yeah,sure! It's right 当然有，就在 
[11:01.47]What's that? 那是什么？ 
[11:03.41]It's from Ross. It's a Love Bug. 是罗斯送的，爱的金龟 
[11:07.78]Somebody wants people to know you have a boyfriend. 他想向全世界宣告 你已经名花有主了 
[11:11.82]That's not what he's doing. 他不是这个意思 
[11:13.78]He's just really romantic. 他只是非常浪漫罢了 
[11:16.59]Excuse me. Are you Rachel Greene? 对不起，你是瑞秋格林吗？ 
[11:21.79]One,two,three. 1、2、3 
[11:23.-3]Congratulations on your first week At your brand-new job 恭喜你履新职的第一周 
[11:26.60]It won't be long Before you're the boss 要不了多久你就会当老板了 
[11:29.70]And you know who will be there To support you 你知道到时候 谁会支持你 
[11:33.00]Your one and only boyfriend 就是你唯一的男朋友 
[11:34.61]It's nice to have a boyfriend! 有男朋友真好 
[11:36.34]Your loyal,loving boyfriend,Ross! 你忠心、深情的男友，罗斯 
[11:46.85]I'm hurt! I'm actually hurt... 我伤心，我真地很伤心… 
[11:49.79]...that you'd think I'd send those things out of anything but love. 你居然以为我送那些东西 不是出于对你的爱 
[11:53.92]Hurt! 伤心 
[11:56.39]All right,I get it. You're hurt! 好，我懂了，你很伤心 
[11:59.20]Can't a guy send a barbershop quartet... 男人不能请理发店四重唱… 
[12:01.63]...to his girlfriend's office anymore? 到女朋友的办公室吗？ 
[12:06.04]Oh,please! It was so obvious... 拜托，罗斯 这实在太明显了 
[12:08.91]...Iike you were marking your territory. 你好像在划定地盘 
[12:11.54]You might as well have just come in and peed around my desk! 你干脆到办公室来 在我的桌子周围撒尿好了 
[12:17.25]I would never do that. 我绝对不会这么做 
[12:21.72]Look,I know what's going on here. 听我说，我知道这是怎么回事 
[12:24.00]Mark explained it all to me. He said this is what you guys do. 马克都跟我解释过了 他说你们男人就是这样 
[12:28.46]Well,if Mark said that, then Mark's an idiot. 如果马克这么说 那马克就是白痴 
[12:32.50]Mark's a genius. 马克是个天才 
[12:34.-3]Why? How? How is he a genius? 为什么？怎么说？ 他为什么会是天才？ 
[12:36.33]Don't you see what's happening? 你还看不出来吗？ 
[12:38.17]Instead of hitting on her now, he's becoming her confidante. 他没有勾引她 反而当了她的手帕交 
[12:41.51]Now he's gonna be the guy she goes to, to complain about you. 现在她就会跑去跟他抱怨你 
[12:45.01]What am I gonna do? 我该怎么办？ 
[12:46.34]Why don't you send her a musical bug? 何不送她一个音乐金龟？ 
[12:48.41]No,you already did that. 不，你已经送过了 
[12:53.02]You're gonna have to go there yourself now. 你得亲自过去 
[12:55.92]Make a few surprise visits. 偶尔让她惊喜一下 
[12:57.66]I don't know,guys. 我不知道 
[12:58.82]Fine,don't do anything. Sit and talk to us. 很好，不要轻举妄动 坐着跟我们聊天 
[13:01.33]Meanwhile,she is talking to him about you. 这时候她正在跟她谈你 
[13:04.16]And he's being Mr. Joe Sensitive. 他对她体帖入微 
[13:05.93]She's thinking,"Maybe he's the guy for me because he understands me." 她在想“也许他就是我的伴侣 他这么了解我” 
[13:10.27]And before you know it, she's with him. 你还没搞清楚状况 她就跟他在一起了 
[13:12.47]And you'll be all,"Oh,man!" 你就会说“老天” 
[13:15.81]And he'll be all,"Yes!" 他会说“太棒了” 
[13:19.28]And us,we'll be like,"Oh,dude!" 我们都会说“傻瓜” 
[13:24.38]And pretty soon you'll be like: 很快你就会说… 
[13:27.12]"Hi." “嗨” 
[13:29.89]And,"Well,I can't go. Rachel and Mark might be there." 还有“我不能去 瑞秋和马克可能在那里” 
[13:35.46]And we'll be like,"Man,get over it! It's been four years!" 我们会说“忘了吧 已经四年了” 
[13:41.37]He paints quite a picture, doesn't he? 他说得活灵活现，不是吗？ 
[13:47.17]Here's the Shelley Segal stuff for December. 这是雪丽席格12月的设计 
[13:49.57]Wait,I've got something for you. 等等，我有东西要给你 
[13:52.91]It's okay. Rachel knows. 没关系，瑞秋知道 
[13:54.81]Yeah,but even so 对，但就算是这样… 
[13:57.15]I can't help it. I'm just crazy about you. 我控制不了，我为你疯狂 
[14:00.52]Oh,that is so sweet! 你真会讲话 
[14:05.36]I know I'm Mr. Inappropriate today, but it's just so tough. 我知道我老是做不得体的事 但是这真的好难 
[14:08.69]I see you walking around, and I want to touch and hold you.... 看着你走来走去 我好想把你抱在怀里 
[14:12.43]Come on,no one's around. Just kiss me. 来，这里没有人，吻我吧 
[14:15.03]All right,that's it! Get off of her! 好了，够了，放开她 
[14:17.43]What is going on? 怎么回事？ 
[14:18.77]What's going on? I'll tell you what's going on! 怎么回事？ 我告诉你这是怎么回事 
[14:28.18]I have been down in your store for 20 minutes,trying to get a tie. 我在你们公司 找领带找了20分钟 
[14:34.85]What do I have to do to get some service? 要怎么样才有人来服务我？ 
[14:39.52]Hi,Rach. 嗨，瑞秋 
[14:50.77]Joey Tribbiani? 乔伊特里班尼 
[14:57.11]I've got a problem. 现在出了问题 
[14:58.71]I just got a call from my dance captain. 舞蹈领队打电话来 
[15:01.08]He's having a relationship crisis and can't leave Long lsland. 他感情出现危机 不能离开长岛 
[15:04.38]Does that mean the audition's off? 这表示试演取消了吗？ 
[15:06.62]Seeing as you've got the most experience... 既然你的经验丰富 
[15:10.29]... I want you to teach these dancers the combination. 我希望你来带舞者动作 
[15:15.49]What? 什么？ 
[15:17.09]Come on,it's easy. You know,it's hand,hand... 好啦，很简单嘛 你知道，就是手… 
[15:21.17]... head,head... 头… 
[15:23.10]... up,pas de bourree, pas de bourree... 抬起来…不要挤在一起… 
[15:25.00]... big turn here,rond de jambe.... 大旋转…腿转圈… 
[15:27.94]Slide,step,step... 滑过来，一步，再一步… 
[15:30.34]...and jazz hands! 爵士手势 
[15:34.91]So that's,"Steppity-step and jazz hands." 这么说是踏步舞步和爵士手势 
[15:38.25]Have fun. 跳得高兴点 
[15:40.45]Bye. 再见 
[15:46.92]What are you wrapping? 你在包什么？ 
[15:48.76]Look what I got Julio. 看我送胡利欧什么？ 
[15:54.20]It's a vase. 是个花瓶 
[15:57.-2]Just like the one in the poem. 就像他那首诗 
[15:58.70]Not exactly like the one in the poem. 不完全跟那首诗一样 
[16:02.34]What do you mean? 此话怎讲？ 
[16:03.84]Remember how you said you were really dense about poetry? 记得你说过你不会看诗吗？ 
[16:13.32]So I'm just an empty vase? 这么说我只是个空洞的花瓶？ 
[16:15.65]What? 什么？ 
[16:17.45]So,I don't read as many important books as you do. 好，我不像你那样常看名著 
[16:20.06]And I don't write trick poems that aren't about what they seem. 我也不写表里不一的怪诗 
[16:24.73]And I get excited about stupid stuff... 我喜欢愚蠢的东西 
[16:27.40]...Iike when my People magazine comes... 就像我的时人杂志来的时候… 
[16:30.30]...and the new "Hold Everything" catalog. 还有“抓住一切”的 型录来的时候… 
[16:32.90]But that doesn't mean I'm empty. I care about things. Friends and family. 但这不表示我是空洞的 我关心我的家人和朋友 
[16:37.37]You have no right to judge me! You don't even know me! 你没有权利批判我 你根本不了解我 
[16:41.91]The poem is not about you. 这首诗讲的不是你 
[16:45.25]What? 什么？ 
[16:46.38]"The Empty Vase" is not about you. “空花瓶”讲的不是你 
[16:49.39]My baby preciosa.... 我亲爱的宝贝… 
[16:51.66]You make me so sad that you would think this. 你居然这么想，我好难过 
[16:56.86]I'm sorry. It's.... 对不起，这… 
[16:58.53]My friend Phoebe said 我朋友菲比说… 
[17:00.93]It's about all women. 这是讲所有的女人 
[17:04.60]Well... 应该是说… 
[17:05.84]...all American women. 全美国的女人 
[17:09.91]You feel better now? 释怀了没有？ 
[17:16.91]All right,let's do it. 好，来吧 
[17:39.10]What was that? 那是什么玩意儿？ 
[17:41.14]It's the best I could get out of them. 他们最多只能跳到这个程度 
[17:45.31]Well,people! 各位… 
[17:47.04]People,people,people! 各位… 
[17:49.65]Let's try it again. And this time, everybody watch Joey. 我们再试一次 这次大家好好看着乔伊 
[17:56.05]Show 'em how it's done. 教他们怎么跳 
[18:03.59]Count it off,Mack. 弹琴，麦克 
[18:13.60]“中央咖啡厅” 
[18:17.41]Did you have fun at the bachelor party last night? 你昨晚参加告别单身派对 玩得开心吗？ 
[18:20.34]Look what I got! See,she's dressed,right? 看我拿到什么？ 看，她穿着衣服，对吗？ 
[18:23.58]And then you click it, and uh-oh,she's naked! 然后按一下 她裸体了 
[18:28.79]And then you click it again and she's dressed. 然后再按一下 她又穿上衣服了 
[18:31.66]She's a business woman walking down the street. 她是个做生意的女人 走在大街上 
[18:34.19]She's window shopping, and oh,she's naked! 她在逛橱窗 哦，她裸体了 
[18:48.84]I'm gonna spend some alone time with the pen. 我要跟这只笔独处一阵子 
[19:00.82]I'm sorry. I was an idiot. 对不起，我是个白痴 
[19:04.02]A big idiot. 大白痴 
[19:05.62]A big idiot. 大白痴 
[19:08.29]It's just, you have to realize... 你必须了解… 
[19:11.-3]...this Mark thing is hard for me. 我很难接受马克这件事… 
[19:13.33]Why is it hard? We've been together for almost a year now. 为什么？我们在一起快一年了 
[19:17.73]Well,I was with Carol for,like,eight years. 我跟卡洛在一起八年了 
[19:21.17]And I lost her. 而我失去了她 
[19:24.04]And now,if it's possible, I think I love you even more. 现在，如果有这个可能 我想我爱你比爱她更深 
[19:27.91]So it's hard for me to believe I'm not gonna... 所以我很难相信我不会… 
[19:31.01]...well,that someone else isn't gonna take you away. 别人不会把你夺走… 
[19:35.02]Let it be me. Let it be me! 让我夺走她吧… 
[19:43.00]Honey,that's very sweet. 亲爱的，你的话好窝心 
[19:46.20]It just seems to me,though, that if two people love each other... 我只是觉得 如果两个人彼此相爱 
[19:50.23]...and trust each other, like we do... 彼此信任，像我们这样 
[19:52.90]...there's no reason to be jealous. 就没有理由嫉妒 
[20:03.-4]I gotta get going. 我得走了 
[20:04.62]Bye,Chandler. 再见，钱德 
[20:06.78]This pen's getting kind of boring. Can you pick me up some porn? 这枝笔有点无聊了 可以帮我拿几本色情杂志吗？ 
[20:13.72]Where you going? 你要去哪里？ 
[20:14.89]I've gotta go pick up Ben for a play-date this afternoon. 我得去接班 带他跟别人出去玩 
[20:18.36]With who? 跟谁？ 
[20:19.70]Just this woman I met last night at the party. 跟我昨晚在派对上认识的女人 
[20:22.47]There was a woman at? 昨晚派对的女人… 
[20:26.60]The stripper? 脱衣舞娘？ 
[20:30.54]You have a play-date with a stripper? 你跟脱衣舞娘一起出去玩？ 
[20:34.21]Man,I gotta get a kid! 老天，我得生个孩子才行 
[20:44.32]We started talking after she did her thing... 她跳玩脱衣舞之后 我们开始聊天 
[20:47.22]...and she's got a boy about Ben's age. 她有个和班年龄相仿的儿子 
[20:49.63]So we're gonna take the kids to a Gymboree class. 我们要带孩子去上健保园 
[20:53.43]-ls that okay? -Sure. Is she married? 可以吗？ 当然可以，她结婚没有？ 
[21:03.01]Are you jealous? 你嫉妒吗？ 
[21:06.28]I just don't see why she has to play with you. 我不懂她干嘛跟你出去玩 
[21:09.31]I mean,doesn't she have any other stripper-mom friends of her own? 她没有其他当妈妈的 脱衣舞娘朋友吗？ 
[21:17.79]You are totally jealous! 你嫉妒得要命 
[21:20.46]I'm not jealous. 我才没有嫉妒 
[21:21.93]This is about... 这是因为… 
[21:25.53]... people feeling certain things... 人们对脱衣舞娘… 
[21:28.93]...you know,about... 都有某种… 
[21:31.20]...strippers. And,you know.... 看法，你知道… 
[21:34.71]I love you too. 我也爱你 
[21:36.44]Bye. 再见 
[21:37.81]Wait,wait,wait! 等等… 
[21:39.38]What? 干嘛？ 
[21:54.02]Well,there's a kiss he won't forget for a few hours. 这个吻可以让他 回味好几个小时 
[21:58.66]Either that or you just turned him on and sent him to a stripper. 否则，你刚煽起他的火来 反而便宜了脱衣舞娘 
[22:08.37]Is there a Julio here? 胡利欧在这里吗？ 
[22:11.41]I am Julio. 我就是胡利欧 
[22:14.38]Mr. Pretentious 你非常自以为是 
[22:16.58]You think there's no one finer Your poems are unpublished 以为自己好得不得了 你的诗都没出版 
[22:19.88]And you work in a diner 你在餐厅工作 
[22:21.89]You're no God's gift to women That's all in your head 你不是上帝对女人的恩赐 这只是你自以为是 
[22:26.89]You are just a butt-munch 你只是个马屁精 
[22:28.59]No one likes a butt-munch! 没人喜欢马屁精 
[22:30.-3]And you're also bad in bed 你的床上工夫也很烂 

