[00:02.30]Whose idea was it to put everybody in the diner on skates? 是谁出主意 让服务生都穿溜冰鞋的？ 
[00:05.43]Some idiot customer put a suggestion in the suggestion box. 某个白痴客人投意见箱的 
[00:08.74]-Oh,my God! They took my idea! -That was you? 天哪，他们盗用我的想法 是你？ 
[00:12.77]Okay,there you go. 过去吧 
[00:14.81]Rachel,I made you cocoa. 瑞秋，我帮你泡了可可 
[00:16.85]Oh,that's so.... 小心… 
[00:20.12]Oh,my God! Are you guys okay? 天哪！你们还好吗？ 
[00:26.00]Oh,my. 辣喔 
[00:30.03]The One With a Chick and a Duck 本集播出：“鸡同鸭讲” 
[01:22.88]You know,with that goatee, you kind of look like Satan. 你留山羊胡有点像撒旦 
[01:27.75]So that's why the priest threw holy water on me. 所以神父才会对我沥圣水 
[01:33.35]You have to cheer up. 你得开心一点 
[01:35.32]You should come out with Ross and me. 你应该跟我和罗斯出门 
[01:37.73]Anything is better than sitting here crying all day about Kate. 总比整天坐着为凯特伤心好 
[01:41.76]I was crying because nobody believed Quincy's theory. 我伤心是因为 没有人相信昆西的理论 
[01:48.50]I'm gonna be on TV! 我要上电视了 
[01:50.17]No way! 不会吧 
[01:51.67]They're putting together a panel to talk about the fossils in Peru. 有一个讨论秘鲁化石的座谈会 
[01:55.51]The Discovery Channel's filming it! 探索频道要去拍摄 
[01:57.35]Oh,my God! Who's gonna watch that? 天哪！谁会看？ 
[02:02.55]Thanks. You ready to go? 谢了，可以走了吗？ 
[02:04.69]I saw a girl with that vest. 我看过一个女生穿那件背心 
[02:06.72]Thanks. 谢了 
[02:10.29]Most of us think of chocolate and baskets as traditional Easter gifts. 大部份的人都视巧克力和篮子 为传统的复活节礼物 
[02:14.63]Some people insist on giving live chicks as presents. 有些人坚持送活的小鸡 
[02:18.90]Unfortunately,most of these guys won't live to see the 4th of July. 不幸的是，大部份的小鸡 都活不到国庆日 
[02:24.24]As a result of improper care, they will be dead. 由于照顾得不妥善 它们马上就会死 
[02:28.08]You guys got any of those baby chicks? 你们有小鸡吗？ 
[02:30.08]I was watching this commercial on TV, and,man,those things are cute! 我看到电视上的广告 那些小鸡好可爱 
[02:39.-4]Pete,you're back! Hey,check this out! 彼特，你回来了！你看 
[02:42.89]Skates! 溜冰鞋 
[02:48.40]You're sturdier than Chandler. He crumbled like a piece of paper. 你比钱德结实，他一撞就倒 
[02:52.47]How was your trip? 旅途顺利吗？ 
[02:54.34]What'd you bring me? 你送什么给我？ 
[02:57.67]Hotel toiletries from Japan! 日本饭店的化妆品 
[03:01.24]These are gonna go in my permanent collection. 我要永远保留下来 
[03:04.15]-Want some coffee? -That'd be great. 要喝咖啡吗？ 好啊 
[03:10.19]Regular or decaf? 普通还是低咖啡因？ 
[03:12.35]Whichever's closest. 最近的就行了 
[03:15.49]-Ask me what I did today. -What did you do today? 问我今天做了什么 你今天做了什么？ 
[03:18.63]I bought a restaurant and I'd like you to be the chef. 我买下一家餐厅 想请你当主厨 
[03:28.-2]Can you believe he offered me a restaurant? 他居然要送我一家餐厅 
[03:30.37]What a jerk. You want me to kick his ass? 那个混蛋，你要我踹他吗？ 
[03:34.18]It's been my dream since I got my first Easy-Bake Oven... 从我拥有好烘烤箱 开了好吃糕饼店起 
[03:37.35]...and opened Easy-Monica's Bakery. 就在梦想这一天 
[03:47.-3]I would kill for this job. I can totally do this job... 我死也甘愿，我绝对能胜任 
[03:50.46]...and God knows,I've paid my dues. 我吃的苦头也够多了 
[03:55.56]But Pete's doing this because he has a crush on me. 但彼特这么做是因为他喜欢我 
[03:58.57]And you're still not attracted to him at all? 你对他还是没兴趣？ 
[04:02.74]How could I accept a restaurant from him? I can't. 我怎么能接下这个餐厅？ 我不能 
[04:05.64]I couldn't accept a necklace from Stu Vincent in the 7th grade. 七年级时史都文森 送我项链我也没收 
[04:09.-1]But,Mon,that was totally different. He was your health teacher. 这是两回事 他是你的健康教育老师 
[04:14.35]What,honey? 怎么了？ 
[04:16.25]My side hurts from when you crashed into me. 被你撞到的地方好痛 
[04:19.09]Oh,God,I'm so sorry. 天哪，对不起 
[04:20.89]Oh,God! 天哪 
[04:23.06]Hey,you guys. Guess what? 嗨，你们猜怎样？ 
[04:29.56]Got a job on a riverboat? 你在邮轮上找到工作？ 
[04:33.37]I didn't wear this suit for a year, because you hated it. 我一整年没穿这套西装 因为你不喜欢 
[04:36.70]You're not my girlfriend anymore,so.... 你不是我的女朋友了，所以… 
[04:39.04]I see. This suit is making a point. 我懂了，你想要强调 
[04:41.51]Now that you're on your own,you're free to look as stupid as you'd like. 你现在孤家寡人 可以尽情的出丑 
[04:46.51]You like it,right? 你喜欢这套西装吧？ 
[04:47.68]I like it even more on you than I did on Colonel Sanders. 当然，你穿起来 比肯德基爷爷好看 
[04:52.02]Ross,I'm kidding. Come here. 罗斯，开玩笑的，回来 
[04:54.-3]What were you gonna tell us? 你要说什么？ 
[04:55.79]Was it how you invented the cotton gin? 你发明轧棉机的过程？ 
[05:00.13]So after you put the suggestion in the box... 你投书到意见箱之后 
[05:03.10]...how long did it take for it to happen? 多久才得到回应？ 
[05:05.63]About three months. 大约三个月 
[05:07.60]So I guess that's about two weeks before the topless thing kicks in. 所以离上空的规定 大约还有两星期 
[05:17.65]I got you something. Open it! Open it! 我买了一个东西 打开来看 
[05:28.39]It's a chicken. 是一只鸡 
[05:31.33]It's cute,huh? 很可爱吧？ 
[05:32.83]You guys? Do you know anything about chicks? 两位，你们了解鸡吗？ 
[05:35.43]Fowl? No. 家禽？不了解 
[05:37.93]Women? No. 女人？不了解 
[05:41.34]They are a huge responsibility. 养鸡是重责大任 
[05:43.84]Especially at this age. They require constant care. 尤其是小鸡 需要无微不至的照顾 
[05:46.91]They need just the right food and lots and lots of love. 它们不能吃错东西 需要很多关爱 
[05:50.31]Well,no problem there. 这个没问题 
[05:58.35]Easy,Lenny. 轻一点，大母鸡 
[06:04.43]So,I mean,have you thought about it? 你考虑过了吗？ 
[06:07.50]Okay,here's the thing. 是这样的 
[06:09.-3]Not "the thing." I hate "the thing." 我讨厌“是这样的” 
[06:12.10]What's "the thing"? 是怎样的？ 
[06:15.00]I can't do it. 我不能接受 
[06:16.44]I'm sorry. I wish I could... 抱歉，我也很想接受 
[06:18.51]... but you have these feelings for me. 但你对我有特殊情感 
[06:21.54]That's what you're worried about? 你在担心这个？ 
[06:24.-4]If that's the problem, we've got no problem. 如果是这个问题 那就没问题了 
[06:27.82]I was gonna tell you over dinner, but I met somebody else,on my trip. 我正打算吃饭时告诉你 我这趟出国认识了一个人 
[06:33.05]Her name's Ann. She's a journalist. We met on the plane. 她叫安，是记者 我们在飞机上认识 
[06:36.22]She wanted to finish off my peanuts. 她想把我的花生吃完 
[06:37.89]I thought she said something else. We had a big laugh. 我听成别的（花生音同阴茎） 我们大笑一场 
[06:43.66]I got tired of waiting. 我等烦了 
[06:46.30]That's great. I'm sorry, but I'm so happy for you. 太好了 抱歉，但我好为你高兴 
[06:51.74]-Now I can work for you! -I guess you can. 我可以为你工作了 看来可以了 
[06:54.14]Oh,my God! This is incredible! 天哪，太棒了 
[06:58.91]You know what? I'm gonna roll right into that office and quit! 你猜怎样？ 我要溜进办公室去辞职 
[07:02.75]All right! 好 
[07:04.82]Could you give me a little push? 推一下，好吗？ 
[07:07.06]Good luck! 祝你好运 
[07:08.16]I'm quitting! 我要辞职了 
[07:14.10]I'm okay! I'm all right! 我没事，我很好 
[07:19.70]That's exciting. You went to Japan,made up a woman. 真叫人兴奋啊 你去日本，认识一个女人 
[07:24.14]What? 什么？ 
[07:25.54]I'm just saying,this "woman," I mean,she's fictitious,no? 我是说这个女人… 是虚构的吧？ 
[07:30.34]-Why would you say that? -You're still into Monica. 为什么这么说？ 你还是喜欢摩妮卡 
[07:32.85]You said there's somebody else so she'd work with you. 你谎称认识别人 好让她为你做事 
[07:36.02]If you spend time together, maybe something might happen. 相处久了，也许就会产生感情 
[07:40.69]You're good. You're good. 你真行 
[07:43.46]No,I'm fairly intuitive. And psychic. 我只是直觉准，还会通灵 
[07:46.93]It's a substantial gift. 很实在的天赋 
[07:50.36]Can you promise me that you won't tell her? 请答应我不要告诉她 
[07:53.20]Absolutely. I promise. Tell her what? 没问题，我答应你 告诉她什么？ 
[07:57.77]Thanks a lot. 谢谢你 
[07:59.31]No,I'm serious. I'm intuitive,but my memory sucks. 我是褚的 我的直觉很准，但记性很差 
[08:04.38]Okay,but this is the last time. 好吧，但这是最后一次 
[08:07.15]With a chick-chick here And a chick-chick there 这里吱，那里吱 
[08:10.25]Here a chick,there a chick Everywhere a chick-chick 这里吱，那里吱 到处都在吱吱叫… 
[08:13.15]Chicken.... 鸡… 
[08:18.43]How's she doing? 鸡妹妹好吗？ 
[08:20.39]She? 妹妹？ 
[08:22.06]Don't you think it's a she? 你不觉得是妹妹吗？ 
[08:24.60]I don't know. 我不知道 
[08:36.08]I can't tell. Whatever it was went back in too quickly. 看不出来，那个东西 一下子就缩回去了 
[08:40.28]I gotta change. I'm meeting some of the cast for drinks. 我要换衣服 我要去跟其他演员喝酒 
[08:43.62]Excuse me? 什么？ 
[08:45.09]What? 怎么了？ 
[08:46.52]I stayed home while you were at rehearsal... 你排练时，我留在家里 
[08:48.92]...so somebody could be here with our chick. 好陪着我们的小鸡 
[08:51.76]Who was up from 2:00 this morning until 5:00... 是谁从半夜两点撑到五点？ 
[08:56.-3]...trying to get her back to sleep? 好哄她睡觉？ 
[08:58.53]You don't think I get up when you get up? 你以为我没起来吗？ 
[09:01.67]Oh,here it comes. 又来了 
[09:03.14]Yes! Here it comes! I'm stuck here all day! 没错，又来了 我整天困在这里 
[09:07.01]And then you come in and spend two seconds with us... 你才回来陪了我们几秒钟 
[09:11.81]...and then expect to go off gallivanting with your friends? 就要出去跟朋友花天酒地？ 
[09:15.38]Well,I don't think so,mister! 这样不行喔，先生 
[09:18.49]I need to relax,okay? I was working all day. 我需要轻松一下 我忙了一整天 
[09:22.39]And you don't think taking care of our chick is work? 照顾我们的小鸡就不忙？ 
[09:28.23]That's not what I said. I just meant 我不是那个意思，我是说… 
[09:31.03]I know what you meant! 我知道你想说什么 
[09:39.74]Did you notice that ever since we got this chick... 你有没有发现，自从有了小鸡 
[09:43.08]...we've been fighting a lot more than we used to? 我们争吵的次数变多了？ 
[09:48.02]I don't know,maybe we weren't ready to have a chick. 也许我们还不适合养小鸡 
[09:52.92]I'll take her back tomorrow. 我明天送它回去 
[09:55.46]We'll get our $3 back? 三块钱会退吗？ 
[10:02.66]I have that TV thing in two hours, and I need your help. 我两小时后要录影 请你们帮个忙 
[10:06.10]What do you think? This blue suit or this brown one? 怎么样？蓝色还是棕色的好？ 
[10:10.61]The brown one brings out your eyes. 棕色可以突显你的眼睛 
[10:12.67]But your butt looks great in the blue one. 但蓝色那套让你的屁股很翘 
[10:17.-1]Really? 真的？ 
[10:32.53]That aspirin dance really works. 祈药舞还真有效 
[10:38.27]-ls that still...? -I'm fine. 你还是… 我没事 
[10:40.94]-No,you're not! -Yes,I am. 你有事 我没事 
[10:43.07]Look,I'm fine. Watch. Look at that. 我很好，看我的 
[10:47.58]You've got to go to a doctor,okay? 你得去看医生，好吗？ 
[10:50.65]I have to get ready and go to a dinner at my boss's house. 我要去我老板家参加晚宴 
[10:53.88]There's people there that I have to meet. 有几个人非见不可 
[10:56.38]I'm sure you'll make a great impression. "Hi,I'm Rachel. 你一定会令人印象深刻 “你好，我是瑞秋” 
[10:59.65]It's nice to meet you." “很高兴认识你” 
[11:02.66]Come on,you probably have a broken rib. 你的肋骨可能断了 
[11:04.76]I'll go to the hospital tomorrow. It'll still be broken then. 我明天再去医院，它还是断的 
[11:08.26]But you know,I could use a hand getting ready. 但我打扮时需要帮忙 
[11:10.83]Either help me,or go. 你不帮忙就走 
[11:13.27]Fine. I'll go. 好，我走 
[11:16.10]But before you go, could you help me first? 走之前能不能先帮忙？ 
[11:22.31]Sure. I'll help you. 好，我帮 
[11:25.31]Good! Do you guys know how to get a chick out of a VCR? 你们在要怎么把小鸡 弄出录影机？ 
[11:38.43]You know what? I cannot do this with my left hand. 你知道吗？我不会用左手化 
[11:43.10]Would you please help me with this too? 你能不能也帮我化妆？ 
[11:53.77]Let's use this brush. 用这一支好了 
[11:56.44]-This stuff? -Careful. 这个？ 小心一点 
[11:58.28]Light. 沾一点 
[11:59.45]Just sweep it across the lid. Just sweep it. 在眼睑上刷一下就好 刷一下 
[12:04.42]Sorry! 对不起 
[12:06.32]That's just poking me in the eye. 你是在戳我的眼睛 
[12:08.06]I'm sorry. Close.... 对不起，闭上… 
[12:09.59]-Just sweep it. -I'm sweeping. 刷一下就好 我在刷 
[12:12.-3]Sweep,sweep.... 刷、刷… 
[12:14.30]Now make it even, because we don't.... 刷均匀，不要… 
[12:16.90]I don't want it to be too much. I want it to be subtle. 不要太多，隐隐约约就好 
[12:19.83]You don't wear enough of this. 你的妆不够浓 
[12:27.17]Since when do you think I don't wear enough of this? 你几时觉得我的妆不够浓了？ 
[12:31.28]Close your eye. You're gonna like this better.... 闭上眼睛，你一定会喜欢 
[12:35.65]-Close,close. -Blow it. 闭眼睛 吹一下 
[12:39.-4]Because I think this will make you a little more sophisticated. 这样看起来比较世故、成熟 
[12:43.00]Sophisticated like a hooker? 跟妓女一样世故？ 
[12:49.16]-Guess what I'm doing tonight. -What? 你猜我今晚要做什么？ 什么？ 
[12:51.20]I'm checking out the restaurant with Pete. 我要跟彼特去看餐厅 
[12:53.37]Monica,I am so excited for you! 摩妮卡，我好替你兴奋 
[12:57.14]I have to tell you something. 我有一件事要告诉你 
[12:58.84]What? 什么事？ 
[12:59.91]I can't tell you. 我不能告诉你 
[13:03.01]Wouldn't it be easier to tell me something that you could tell me? 把不能说的事说出来 不是会比较舒坦？ 
[13:06.81]Well,sure,in a perfect world. 哪有那么好的事 
[13:10.65]But no. I promised I wouldn't tell, and I swore to all my Gods. 我答应不说 我对所有神明发过誓 
[13:17.69]Does it have to do with Ross and Rachel? 跟罗斯和瑞秋有关吗？ 
[13:20.86]Does it have to do with Joey? 跟乔伊有关吗？ 
[13:23.26]Does it have to do with Chandler and that sock he keeps by his bed? 跟钱德和他 床边的袜子有关吗？ 
[13:29.14]No,but let's come back to that later. 不是，不过你待会儿要告诉我 
[13:35.18]There you go! Good enough for your party? 好了，够美了吧？ 
[13:44.72]Sure. 是啊 
[13:46.72]Sure. I'll just sit next to the transsexual from purchasing. 是啊，我会坐在 采购部那个人妖旁边 
[13:55.70]All right,I gotta go, So good luck at the party. 我得走了，祝你晚宴愉快 
[13:59.20]Could you just stay and help me get dressed? 再帮我换一下衣服？ 
[14:04.61]Sure. 当然好 
[14:06.67]Great. Okay,just turn around. 太好了，转过去吧 
[14:10.61]What? 什么？ 
[14:11.85]I don't want you to see me naked. 我不想让你看到我的身体 
[14:14.05]I've seen you naked a million times. I ate hot fudge off you naked. 我看过几万遍了 我在你身上吃热奶油 
[14:18.19]I sucked that mini-marshmallow out of your bellybutton. 我从你的肚脐眼吸出小软糖 
[14:22.69]Yeah,but that was different. We were going out then. 那个不一样，我们那时在交往 
[14:25.56]Now it's weird. 现在很奇怪 
[14:27.53]Rach,you know,I can see you naked anytime I want. 我随时都能看到你的裸体 
[14:31.70]What? 什么？ 
[14:33.53]All I have to do is close my eyes. See? 我只需要闭上眼睛，你看 
[14:41.-1]Ross,stop that! 罗斯，别闹了 
[14:44.58]Come on! Don't think of me like that anymore. 拜托，别再那样想我了 
[14:47.41]Sorry. Nothing you can do about it. 抱歉，你管不到 
[14:49.38]It's one of my rights as the ex-boyfriend. 这是前任男友的权利 
[14:55.09]Stop it! Cut it out! Cut it out! 别闹了，够了 
[14:58.69]I'm sorry. It will never happen 对不起，我不会再… 
[15:01.06]Wait a minute! Wait,wait.... 等一下 
[15:02.73]Now there are 100 of you, and I'm the king! 现在有一百个你，我是国王 
[15:09.24]Would you grow up? It's no big deal. 成熟一点，这又没什么 
[15:12.61]All right. Fine. 好吧 
[15:19.58]See what you did? I'm gonna be doing it by myself now. 很好，我决定自己换衣服 
[15:24.12]Oh,my God. All right,look,look.... 天哪，听我说 
[15:27.69]Easy. Easy. You have to go to the hospital,okay? 小心，你得去医院，好吗？ 
[15:31.19]I do. I really do. 我真的得去了 
[15:33.23]I'll get your coat, then I'll put you in a cab. 我去帮你拿外套，再送你上车 
[15:35.93]You're not gonna come with me? 你不陪我去吗？ 
[15:41.30]Of course I am. 当然要 
[15:43.74]I just have to make a call. 我得先打个电话 
[15:46.74]Thank you. 谢谢 
[15:54.11]What's wrong? 怎么了？ 
[15:55.42]I'm sorry. I just can't go to the hospital looking like this. 对不起，我不能这样去医院 
[16:00.32]Does it involve travel? 跟旅行有关吗？ 
[16:02.69]Does it involve clogs? 跟木屐有关吗？ 
[16:05.13]Clogs or claws? 木屐还是爪子？ 
[16:08.03]Clogs. 木屐 
[16:09.76]Claws? 爪子？ 
[16:14.03]So it doesn't involve Ross or Rachel or Chandler or Joey. 所以不是罗斯和瑞秋 也不是钱德和乔伊 
[16:18.44]What about Pete? 那彼特呢？ 
[16:20.67]What is it? 怎么样？ 
[16:23.18]-What about Pete? -I don't know! 彼特怎么了？ 我不知道 
[16:27.38]I feel like I'm talking to Lassie. 我好像在跟灵犬莱西说话 
[16:31.-4]-Phoebe,would you just tell me? -I can't! 菲比，你就直说好吗？ 不行啦 
[16:34.79]-I gotta go. -But you're so close! 我得走了 但是很接近了 
[16:37.89]Something to do with Pete's company? 跟彼特的电脑公司有关吗？ 
[16:40.03]Go! You'll never get it! 你走吧，你死也猜不到的 
[16:51.24]I know. 我知道 
[16:54.21]See,yes. That's Yasmine Bleeth. 没错，那就是雅丝敏布丽丝 
[16:56.64]She's a completely different kind of chick. 她是一种完全不同的“鸡” 
[17:03.38]I love you both. 你们两个我都爱 
[17:06.42]But in very different ways. 是非常不一样的爱 
[17:14.09]What are you doing? You were gonna take her back. 你在干什么？不是要送她走？ 
[17:17.13]I did. But the store wouldn't take her back. 我有，但是店里不收 
[17:19.27]Then I took her to the shelter. You know what I found out? 我带她去收容所 你猜我发现什么？ 
[17:28.51]If they can't find a home for her, they kill her! 要是找不到人领养 就要杀了她 
[17:32.45]I won't let that happen to little Jasmine. 我绝不让小雅丝敏惨遭毒手 
[17:37.12]Good,good,because I was kind of having second thoughts too. 很好，其实我也有点反悔 
[17:41.72]And it's not just chicks. It's all kinds of other animals. 不只小鸡，所有的动物都一样 
[17:45.29]That's horrible. You did the right thing. 太可怕了，你做得对 
[17:48.06]Thanks. I'm glad you see it that way. 谢了，你这么想就好 
[18:02.58]Funny story! 说来好笑 
[18:06.85]I don't believe this! 真不敢相信 
[18:09.15]Look at this refrigerator! It's gigantic! 你看这个冰柜，有够大的 
[18:12.79]I could live in this thing! I'd be cold,but I'm always cold! 我可以住在里面 会冷，不过我本来就很冷 
[18:18.19]Oh,my God! Look at these spider burners! I love spider burners! 是传统火炉 我最喜欢传统火炉了 
[18:21.93]So you like it? 你喜欢罗？ 
[18:23.53]It is so perfect! Thank you so much. 太完美了，真谢谢你 
[18:27.50]You're welcome. 不客气 
[18:35.68]Did you just smell my hair? 你刚才在闻我的头发？ 
[18:38.35]No! No way! What? 怎么可能，没有啊 
[18:41.48]-Oh,God. -What? 天哪 怎么了？ 
[18:45.02]You still have feelings for me. 你对我还是有感觉 
[18:47.12]I'm just excited about the restaurant, that's all. 我只是对餐厅的事很兴奋 
[18:51.86]I love you. Is that so bad? 我爱你，有这么糟吗？ 
[18:55.46]No,it's not bad. It's not bad at all. 不糟，一点也不糟 
[18:57.93]It's really nice. 其实很好 
[19:00.27]The only one who stands to get hurt is me,and I'm okay with that. 会受伤的人是我 我都不介意了 
[19:05.14]You may be okay with getting hurt... 你或许不介意受伤 
[19:07.-2]...but I am not okay with being the one who hurts you. 我却不能当那个伤你的人 
[19:12.11]That's why I can't take this job. 所以我不能接受这份工作 
[19:14.11]What? 什么？ 
[19:16.55]We probably shouldn't see each other anymore. 我们也不该再见面了 
[19:20.32]I'm sorry. 对不起 
[19:24.32]I mean,if that's really what you want,okay. 你如果真的这么想，那好吧 
[19:38.74]I'm sorry things 很抱歉事情… 
[19:40.-2]Shut up for a second and let me just see something. 你先闭嘴，让我确认一下 
[19:58.26]You'd tell me the truth? 你有说实话吗？ 
[20:00.00]Rach,you can't look fat in an x-ray. X光片看起来怎么会胖 
[20:05.40]Now you stay out here and you think about what you did! 你给我在这里好好反省 
[20:11.61]-That's a duck! -That's a bad duck! 那是一只鸭子 一只坏鸭子 
[20:17.04]How'd the thing go tonight,Ross? 今晚的事顺利吗？ 
[20:21.-4]What thing? What thing? 什么事？ 
[20:22.45]Nothing. There was this thing at the museum. Come on. 没什么，博物馆有事 走吧 
[20:25.75]Easy. 小心 
[20:28.56]Now,when you come back,I hope you remember that that chick is not a toy! 等你回来，请记住 小鸡不是玩具 
[20:37.26]What "thing"? What is this "thing"? 到底是什么事？ 
[20:39.37]I was kind of supposed to be on TV tonight for the Discovery Channel. 我今晚本来要上探索频道 
[20:44.24]Oh,my God! 天哪 
[20:46.37]Ross,why didn't you tell me that? 罗斯，你为什么不说？ 
[20:48.38]I knew that if I told you, you'd make me go... 我一说，你就会逼我去 
[20:51.31]...and I knew you needed someone to be with you tonight. Come on. 我知道你今晚 需要有人陪着，来吧 
[20:56.25]-I cannot believe you. -What? 我真不敢相信 怎么了？ 
[20:58.82]That is the sweetest thing. 你对我太好了 
[21:12.13]You should get some sleep. 你该睡觉了 
[21:16.67]Sorry I spoiled your evening. 抱歉搞砸你的计划 
[21:18.57]As long as you're okay. 你没事就好 
[21:21.-2]So I'll see you tomorrow. 明天见 
[21:33.15]See you. 再见 
[21:47.13]What did you do? 你犯了什么错？ 
[21:59.71]What you doing? 你们在干什么？ 
[22:01.01]Having a swim. 游泳 
[22:03.38]What about the chick? 小鸡呢？ 
[22:05.79]Chicks don't swim. 鸡不会游泳 
[22:07.49]Are you sure? 确定？ 
[22:10.86]I don't know. 不晓得 
[22:13.86]-Should we try? -Sure. 要试试看吗？ 好啊 
[22:23.64]See,I told you. They don't swim. 看吧，我就说它不会游 
[22:27.-2]Well,give him a minute. 再等一下 
[22:30.71]It's okay. It's okay,baby,baby,baby. 乖，没事了 
 
