[00:16.46]Joe,that's why your parents told you not to jump on the bed! 乔伊，这就是你爸妈叫你 不要跳上床的原因 
[00:22.13]The One With the Jam 本集播出：“果酱与男人” 
[01:11.88]Hey,look at me! I'm making jam! 看看我，我在做果酱 
[01:15.32]-I've been at it since 4 a.m. -Where'd you get fruit at 4 a.m.? 我早上四点就起来了 那么早你怎么买得到水果？ 
[01:19.66]Down at the docks. You know,you can get it wholesale. 在码头那儿买的 你一定不知道可以买到批发价 
[01:23.36]I didn't know there were docks. 我根本不知道有码头 
[01:29.03]Is it broken? 手臂断了吗？ 
[01:30.54]No,but I gotta wear this for a couple weeks. 不，但我得戴着这玩意儿 好几个礼拜 
[01:33.34]You tell the doctor you did it jumping on your bed? 你有没有告诉医生 你是因为跳上床才受伤？ 
[01:37.11]No. I had a whole story worked out,but then... 不，我编的故事本来有用的 但是… 
[01:40.68]...Chandler sold me out. 钱德出卖了我 
[01:42.25]I didn't think the doctor would buy that it "fell out of the socket." 抱歉，我想医生不会相信 你说的“手臂就自己脱落了” 
[01:48.79]What is this? Fruit? 这是什么？水果吗？ 
[01:54.36]Monica's making jam. 摩妮卡在做果酱 
[01:56.19]Jam? I love jam! How come we never have jam at our place? 我最爱果酱了！ 我们家怎么从来没有果酱？ 
[02:00.87]Because the kids need new shoes. 因为孩子们需要买新鞋 
[02:04.30]I'm going into business. I'm sick of being depressed about Richard. 我得做正事了 我不想再为理查的事伤神 
[02:08.31]I needed a plan. A plan to get over my man. 我需要一个计划 来忘记我的男人 
[02:11.28]What's the opposite of man? Jam! 什么事跟男人相反？ 就是果酱！ 
[02:16.45]Joey,don't! It's way too hot! 乔伊，不要！ 那个太烫了！ 
[02:25.59]This'll just be my batch. 那么这一份就算我的 
[02:45.64]That's it. 到此为止 
[02:46.85]Hey,you,J. Crew guy.... 喂，那个穿杰克鲁牌的傢伙 
[02:48.58]Why are you following me? 你为何跟踪我？ 
[02:50.52]All week,everywhere I look, there's you. 这一周来，我往哪儿看 就会看到你 
[02:53.32]You wouldn't return my calls. You sent back my letters. 你也不回我电话 又把我的信退回来 
[02:56.82]One more chance,Ursula. Please. 再给我一次机会 拜托，乌苏拉 
[03:02.69]This is awkward. 真是太尴尬了 
[03:05.80]Yeah,because you want Ursula, and I'm Phoebe. Twin sisters. 因为你要找的是乌苏拉 我是菲比，我们是双胞胎 
[03:11.04]Seriously. 这是真的 
[03:14.01]That's great. I'm stalking the wrong woman. 太好了，我跟错人了 
[03:16.61]I am such a dingus! 我真是个糊涂蛋！ 
[03:19.31]Oh,you're not a dingus. 你不是糊涂蛋 
[03:21.48]I just want you to know I wasn't always like this. 我只想让你知道 我不是总是这样的 
[03:25.45]Before I met your sister,I was a normal guy who sold cellular phones. 在认识你妹妹之前 我只是卖行动电话的普通人 
[03:31.79]Look,it's not your fault. 听着，这不是你的错 
[03:34.69]I mean,this is just what she does to guys,okay? 这就是她对待男人的方式 
[03:40.13]Well,thanks. 谢谢你 
[03:41.73]Wait. I got a little story. 等等，我有个小故事告诉你 
[03:44.87]Once,in junior high school, I thought I was a witch. 我在念国中时 我以为自己是女巫 
[03:49.01]And a guidance counselor told me something that might help you. 有个辅导老师跟我说的话 我想可以帮助你 
[03:53.65]He said,"Okay,you're not a witch. You're just an average student." 他说“你根本不是女巫 你只是个普通学生” 
[03:58.82]-See what I'm saying? -Not really. 你懂我的意思吗？ 不太懂 
[04:02.85]Well,get over it. 忘了她吧 
[04:07.09]You seem like a really nice guy. 你看起来是个好人 
[04:11.90]Don't be so hard on yourself,okay? 别对自己太苛刻，好吗？ 
[04:14.23]You're right. I know you're right. And thanks for being so nice. 没错，我想你是对的 谢谢你对我这么友善 
[04:21.24]Thanks a lot. 谢谢你 
[04:23.51]Want to get some coffee? 你要不要去喝咖啡？ 
[04:30.05]You don't have to walk behind me anymore. 你不用走在我后面了 
[04:38.22]"Gone for more jars. Be back later. Monica Geller." “去买罐子，等会儿回来 摩妮卡盖勒” 
[04:43.19]Wait a minute. Look! 等等，你看！ 
[04:47.-2]It's an empty apartment. 整个房子里都没人 
[04:49.47]We're all alone in an empty apartment. 这间空房子里，只有我们两个 
[04:53.74]I have to be at work in 10 minutes. 我在十分钟内得去上班 
[04:57.04]All right. It's not like I'm employee of the year or anything. 好吧，我又不是模范员工 
[05:06.48]There it is! 在这里啊！ 
[05:07.85]Oh,that's what you mean. 这就是你要找的啊 
[05:12.89]Do I look fat? 我看起来很胖吗？ 
[05:14.73]No. 不会啊 
[05:17.16]I accept that. 这点我可以接受 
[05:18.43]When Janice asked me and I said no, she thought I was calling her a cow. 当珍妮丝问我时，我回答不 她却认为我说她像母牛 
[05:24.07]Walk us through it,honey. Walk us through it. 重头再说一次给我们听… 
[05:27.54]Janice said,"Hi. Do I look fat today?" And I looked at her 珍妮丝说，她今天看起来胖吗 我看看她… 
[05:34.11]You looked at her? 你看看她？ 
[05:38.58]You never look. 你绝不能看 
[05:41.05]You just answer. It's like a reflex. "Do I look fat?" "No." 你只能回答，就像反射动作 “我看起来胖吗？”，“不” 
[05:48.13]"Is she prettier than I am?" "No." “她比我漂亮吗？”，“不” 
[05:51.76]"Does size matter?" “尺寸重要吗？”，“不” 
[05:53.36]And it works both ways. 这点男女都适用 
[05:57.94]So you both just know this stuff? 所以你们本来就知道这些？ 
[06:01.31]After 30 or 40 fights, you kind of catch on. 吵了大概三四十次后 你大概就记住了 
[06:06.14]Okay. For instance: 好，比如说… 
[06:08.25]Janice is coming back from a trip. She gives you two options. 珍妮丝旅行回来 她给你两种选择 
[06:12.65]Option one: She'll take a cab home from the airport. 选择一，她从机场 自己搭计程车回来 
[06:16.15]Option two: You can meet her at baggage claim. What do you do? 选择二，你在领行李的地方 与她碰面，你会怎么做？ 
[06:19.92]Easy. Baggage claim. 简单，领行李的地方 
[06:21.23]Wrong! Now you're single. 错了，所以你没女朋友啦 
[06:25.60]It's actually secret option number three. 其实是第三个秘密绝招 
[06:29.00]You meet her at the gate. That way she knows you love her. 你在登机门与她碰面 这就表现出你对她的爱 
[06:33.40]Okay,this is good. 好，这样真不错 
[06:35.-2]All right,I have one. Janice likes to cuddle... 好，我有一个问题 珍妮丝晚上喜欢抱抱… 
[06:38.78]...at night, which I'm all for. 我当然也喜欢抱抱 
[06:41.58]But when you want to go to sleep, you want some space. 不过当你想睡觉时 你会想要一点空间 
[06:45.62]So how do I tell her that without... 我要怎样告诉她，才不会… 
[06:48.32]...you know,accidentally calling her fat or something? 不小心又说她胖之类的？ 
[06:52.-3]Sorry,honey. We can't help you there,because we're cuddly sleepers. 抱歉，我们帮不了你 因为我们都是抱着睡的 
[06:57.76]I'm late for work. 我上班要迟到了 
[06:59.60]-Are you guys coming down? -Yeah. I'm right behind you. 你们要不要下来？ 好，等一下就去 
[07:03.33]Good luck,Chandler. 祝你好运，钱德 
[07:09.04]The sleeping thing. 关于睡觉那件事 
[07:12.28]Very tricky business, but solvable. 非常困难，但可以解决 
[07:15.05]I thought you were "cuddly sleepers." 我以为你们都是“抱着睡觉” 
[07:20.12]No,not cuddly. Not me. Just her. 不，不是抱着睡 不是我，只有她 
[07:23.02]I'm like you. I need the room. 我跟你一样，我需要空间 
[07:25.36]Okay,come here. 好，到这儿来 
[07:30.63]Okay. You're in bed. 好，现在你在床上 
[07:37.57]I'll use the cushion. 我还是用垫子好了 
[07:41.34]Okay. You're in bed. She's over on your side,cuddling. 好，你在床上 她在你旁边，抱着你 
[07:45.51]Now,you wait for her to drift off... 现在，你等她逐渐睡着… 
[07:49.01]...and then you hug her... 然后你抱住她… 
[07:51.65]...and roll her over to her side of the bed. 然后把她滚到床的另一边 
[07:56.59]And then you... 然后你… 
[07:59.59]... roll away. 你就滚到旁边去 
[08:03.43]Hug for her. 抱住她 
[08:08.37]Roll for you. 自己滚到旁边去 
[08:12.10]The old "hug and roll." 就像以前的“拥抱与翻滚” 
[08:14.27]One question. You're pretending the pillow's a girl,right? 只有一个问题 你把枕头当作女生，对吧？ 
[08:21.91]Remember when you were a kid,your mom would send you to the movies... 记得小时候 你妈会把你送到电影院… 
[08:25.88]...with a jar of jam and a little spoon? 给你一罐果酱 和一根小汤匙？ 
[08:31.86]You're so pretty. 你真可爱 
[08:40.60]You know that guy who's been following me? I talked to him today. 你知道那个跟踪我的人吗？ 我今天跟他说话了 
[08:44.77]You talked to him? Are you crazy? 你跟他说话？你疯了吗？ 
[08:49.44]First,I'm not crazy. And second,say it,don't spray it. 第一，我没有疯 第二，用说的，别用喷的 
[08:54.55]Anyway,his name is Malcolm, and he wasn't following me. 反正他叫做麦尔康 他也不是在跟踪我 
[08:58.15]I mean,he was, but he thought I was Ursula. 我是说，他在跟踪没错 但他以为我是乌苏拉 
[09:03.59]That's why he couldn't just come up and talk to me. 所以他不敢上前来跟我说话 
[09:07.89]Because of the restraining order. 因为有禁制令 
[09:12.83]Not feeling better about Malcolm. 我还是对麦尔康没有好感 
[09:16.60]No,no,he's not a kook. 不，他不是疯子 
[09:18.90]He's just this very passionate, incredibly romantic guy... 他只是个非常热情 极度浪漫的傢伙… 
[09:23.17]...that just got a teensy bit carried away. 只是有点过火了 
[09:26.31]We get along really well, and he's so cute. 我们处得很好，而且他很可爱 
[09:30.01]Oh,my God! You've got a crush on your sister's stalker. 天啊，你竟然暗恋 跟踪你妹妹的人 
[09:35.42]I'm going to help him get "de-Ursula-ized." 我要帮他忘记乌苏拉的一切 
[09:38.52]Like I did for Joey after he went out with her. 就像乔伊跟她约会后 我为他做的一样 
[09:41.86]I didn't stalk her. 我没有跟踪她 
[09:44.20]I asked for the news, not the weather. 我是问你事情 你不用喷口水 
[09:51.17]Joey,this is for you. It's blackberry currant. 乔伊，这是你的 这是黑莓红醋粟酱 
[10:01.35]Joe,I got to ask. 乔伊，我得问你 
[10:03.18]The girl from the xerox place, buck naked... 影印店的那个女孩，全裸 
[10:07.05]...or a big tub of jam? 还是你要一大缸果酱？ 
[10:11.22]Put your hands together. 你把两只手放在一起吧 
[10:17.-3]Take your time with that. It's my last batch. 你慢慢吃啊，那是最后一批 
[10:20.23]No more jam? 没有果酱了？ 
[10:22.80]What happened to your jam plan? 你的果酱计划呢？ 
[10:25.07]I figured out I'd need to charge $17 a jar just to break even. 我算过了 我每罐得卖17元才能打平 
[10:28.84]So I've got a new plan now. Babies. 所以我有个新计划 就是生小孩 
[10:33.34]Well,you'll need much bigger jars. 那你可能需要很大的罐子 
[10:38.22]-What are you talking about? -About me having a baby. 你们在谈什么？ 谈我要生孩子的事 
[10:41.72]-Are you serious? -Yeah. 你是认真的吗？ 是啊 
[10:44.22]The jam plan helped me take control of my life. 果酱计划让我开始 掌握自己的生活 
[10:47.66]So I thought,"What is the most important thing to me?" 所以我就想 什么事对我最重要？ 
[10:50.83]And that's when I came up with the baby plan. 因此我就想出 生小孩这个计划 
[10:54.00]Aren't you forgetting something? 你是不是忘了什么？ 
[10:57.00]What is that guy's name? Dad! 那个傢伙叫什么？ 叫“爸爸”！ 
[11:01.67]It took me 28 years to find a man I wanted to spend my life with. 我花了28年，找到一个 想与他共度终身的男人 
[11:05.41]If I have to wait another 28 years, I'll be 56 before I can have a baby. 如果我还得再等28年 我就得56岁才生小孩 
[11:09.71]And that's just stupid. 那样实在太愚蠢了 
[11:13.02]That's what's stupid? 那样叫愚蠢？ 
[11:17.02]I don't need an actual man. Just a few of his best swimmers. 我不需要一个真正的男人 只要他几只会游泳的小傢伙 
[11:22.76]And there are places you can go to get that...stuff. 而且你可以在某个地方 得到那些小傢伙 
[11:26.23]Down to the docks again? 又要去码头了吗？ 
[11:38.44]Night-night,Bing-a-ling. 晚安，宾宝贝 
[11:42.71]Night-night... 晚安… 
[11:45.12]...Janice. 珍妮丝 
[11:50.45]Look at all the room on her side! 看看她那一边的位置！ 
[11:53.22]A giant penguin could fit over there. 都可以放一只大企鹅了 
[11:57.50]That'd be weird,though. 不过那样会很奇怪 
[12:00.67]Hug and roll time. 要开始“拥抱与翻滚”了 
[12:02.27]I'm hugging. I'm hugging. 我正在拥抱… 
[12:04.84]You're rolling,and.... 你在翻滚，然后… 
[12:07.84]Yes! Freedom! 太好了，自由了！ 
[12:10.14]Except for this arm! 除了这只手臂以外！ 
[12:12.74]I'm stuck. Stuck arm. 我被困住了，手臂卡住了 
[12:16.65]Time for the old tablecloth trick. One fluid motion. 该玩以前那种 盖桌布的游戏了，一个快动作 
[12:20.18]Quick like a cat. 像猫一样矫捷… 
[12:22.12]And one,two... 一、二… 
[12:25.32]... three! 三！ 
[12:34.-3]Here's my binoculars. 这是我的双眼望远镜 
[12:36.03]Oh,great. You're doing great. 很好，你做得很好 
[12:38.80]Going strong. IKeep going. 很不错，继续吧 
[12:42.14]These are my night-vision goggles. 这是我的夜视镜 
[12:45.21]This is the book I pretend to read when I'm watching her in the park. 这是我在公园里看她时 假装阅读的书 
[12:49.81]And these are Madlibs. They're just for fun. 这些是接字游戏 只是好玩用的 
[12:55.72]This is the log I kept, recording her every movement. 这是我写的日志 记录她的一举一动 
[13:00.42]Want to hear some of it? 你要不要听听看？ 
[13:02.29]Not even a little bit. 我一点也不想听 
[13:05.50]It's about you. 是跟你有关的 
[13:06.80]Okay then. 那好吧 
[13:13.64]"l met Phoebe today. 我今天遇到菲比 
[13:16.-2]She was really nice to me even though I'm such a loser. 她对我很好 即使我真的是个败类 
[13:20.34]And when I was walking home, I thought about her a lot. 当我走回家时，我不断想着她 
[13:23.58]It was weird,but kind of cool." 虽然很怪，却是很棒的感觉 
[13:27.75]Good. 很好 
[13:30.29]So what were you thinking? 你在想什么？ 
[13:33.36]I was thinking what it'd be like to kiss you. 我在想亲你是什么感觉？ 
[13:36.16]-Really? -No. 真的吗？ 不 
[13:40.83]That's just something I said now so that maybe I could kiss you. 那只是我故意说的 这样我才能亲你 
[13:44.94]Oh,okay. 好啊 
[13:52.68]No,it's all right. I just had a jar of mustard. 不，不用了 我刚吃了一罐芥末 
[13:57.-4]Okay. Sperm donor number 03815, come on down! 好，捐精者编号03815 来罗！ 
[14:03.19]Okay,he's 6'2",170 pounds. 好，他是6尺2寸，170磅 
[14:05.19]He describes himself as a male Gina Davis. 他形容自己是 男性的吉娜戴维丝 
[14:08.46]You mean there's more than one of us? 你是说除了我们之外 还有别人？ 
[14:12.26]You can't do this,Mon. If you do this,I'll 你不能这样做，摩妮卡 如果你这么做，我会… 
[14:15.80]-You'll what? -I'll tell Mom. 你会怎样？ 我会告诉妈 
[14:19.44]I'm sorry,but he's right. I love you,but you're crazy. 很抱歉，他是对的 我爱你，可是你真的疯了 
[14:23.47]Why? Why is this crazy? 为什么这样就叫疯了？ 
[14:26.48]-So this isn't the ideal way -Oh,it's not 就算这不是理想方法… 这根本不是… 
[14:29.28]Lips moving. Still talking. 嘴巴在动，我还在讲话！ 
[14:32.28]It may not be ideal,but... 这样可能不太理想，但… 
[14:34.62]... I'm so ready. 我真的准备好了 
[14:37.-4]I see the way Ben looks at you. 我看到班看着你的样子 
[14:39.72]It makes me ache,you know? 让我心好痛，你知道吗？ 
[14:42.59]Check it out! Jam crackers! 你看看，果酱饼干！ 
[14:48.83]Okay. All right,how's this? 好吧，这个如何？ 
[14:51.30]Twenty-seven,ltalian-American guy. 27岁，意大利裔美国人 
[14:54.31]He's an actor. 他是个演员 
[14:56.17]Born in Queens. 在皇后区出生 
[14:58.11]Wow! Big family. Seven sisters... 好大的家庭！ 有七个姐姐… 
[15:02.25]...and he's the only... boy. 他是唯一的…男孩 
[15:08.69]Oh,my God! Under personal comments: "New York Knicks rule." 天啊，个人评论写着 纽约尼克队万岁！ 
[15:12.49]Yeah,the Knicks rule! 对啊，纽约尼克队万岁！ 
[15:18.03]Joey,this is you! 乔伊，这个是你！ 
[15:20.60]Let me see. 让我看看 
[15:24.30]Oh,right! 对啊 
[15:26.80]You went to a sperm bank? 你去精子银行？ 
[15:28.71]Right after I did that sex study at NYU. 就在我参加 纽约大学的性研究之后 
[15:31.71]Remember that sweater I gave you? 你记不记得你生日时 我送你的毛衣？ 
[15:34.51]That's how you bought it? 那是你用这样赚来的？ 
[15:37.72]No. That's what I was wearing when I donated. 不，那是我捐精子那天穿的 
[15:44.02]I'm surprised there's any of my boys left. 我真惊讶他们那儿 还会有我的小傢伙 
[15:47.79]It is pretty competitive. There's an actual rocket scientist here. 那里竞争很激烈的 还有真正的火箭科学家呢 
[15:52.00]Maybe I should have them put my Days of our Lives gig on here. 或许我该叫他们 把我演的连续剧放上去 
[15:56.50]Juice this up a little. 多增加点声势 
[16:01.54]How's the maniac? 那个疯子如何了？ 
[16:03.71]He's yummy. We did a little kissing. 他真迷人，我们接吻了 
[16:07.65]Phoebe,what are you doing? 菲比，你在做什么？ 
[16:09.75]No,no. He's not into that anymore. He quit for me. 不，他不会再犯了 他为了我戒掉了 
[16:15.19]This guy has been obsessed with your sister for God knows how long. 那傢伙迷恋你妹妹 天晓得到底有多久了 
[16:19.82]You don't just give that up. 你不能就这样算了 
[16:22.93]He gave me his night-vision goggles and everything. 他把他的夜视镜 和一切东西都交给我了 
[16:27.06]You're taking the word of a guy who has night-vision goggles? 一个有夜视镜的人 他说的话你也敢信？ 
[16:31.34]He's not still following her. You think he's still following her? 他不再跟踪他了 你觉得他还在跟踪她吗？ 
[16:35.34]Wake up and smell the restraining order. 快醒醒，感觉一下 什么叫禁制令吧 
[16:40.34]What should I do? 你说我该怎么办？ 
[16:41.91]If you really like this guy, you should just trust him. 若你真的很喜欢他 应该相信他才是 
[16:45.12]Thank you,Monica. 谢谢你，摩妮卡 
[16:47.25]Or you could follow him. 或者你该跟踪他，看他去哪里 
[16:49.35]That's what I'd do. Forget mine. 我也会这么做 忘了我刚说的吧 
[16:55.19]What happened? 天啊，发生什么事？ 
[16:56.69]Crazy Chandler spun me... 钱德发神经，把我转一圈… 
[16:59.26]...off the bed. 然后推下床 
[17:01.17]Wow! Spinning! Sounds like fun. 转圈圈啊，听起来很好玩 
[17:06.10]I wish. 我倒希望 
[17:07.71]He was just trying Ross' "hug and roll" thing. 他只是在试罗斯的 那套“拥抱与翻滚” 
[17:15.-1]Ross' what? 罗斯的什么？ 
[17:16.51]Where he hugs you and then he rolls you away,and.... 当他抱住你 把你滚到旁边，再… 
[17:23.52]Oh... my...God! 我的天啊！ 
[18:04.19]What are you doing? 你在做什么？ 
[18:05.66]Oh,I was just here looking for my... my.... 我只是在找我的… 
[18:09.07]Part of an old sandwich. Here it is! 吃过的旧三明治…在这里！ 
[18:14.00]Were you following me? 你在跟踪我吗？ 
[18:16.37]Perhaps. 可能吧 
[18:19.34]Yes. I'm sorry. 是的，我很抱歉 
[18:21.51]I was afraid you were still hung up on my sister. 我怕你仍然迷恋我妹妹 
[18:24.78]So you spied on me. 所以你在监视我 
[18:27.62]I can't believe you don't trust me. 我真不敢相信你不信任我 
[18:35.59]Well,what do you know? There goes my identical twin sister! 你怎么会知道呢？ 我的双胞胎妹妹正好经过！ 
[18:40.20]Just walking along,looking like me. 一直走着 跟我长得一模一样 
[18:44.23]Is this a freakish coincidence,or did you know she takes this train? 这是个奇异的巧合 还是你早知道她会搭这班车？ 
[18:48.71]I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 对不起… 
[18:51.08]I tried to stop, but I couldn't. 我试着停止，但控制不了 
[18:54.14]I'm so pathetic. 我真可悲 
[18:56.05]No,it's not your fault. It's partly my fault. 不，不是你的错，我也有错 
[19:00.32]I made you quit cold turkey. 是我要你断然戒除这个毛病 
[19:04.42]Well,I can't date you anymore because you're,you know.... 我不能再跟你约会了 因为你是，你知道的… 
[19:08.29]Wow! 哇！ 
[19:11.60]But I will definitely help you get over my sister. Okay? 但我一定会帮你 忘了我妹妹，好吗？ 
[19:16.60]Stalk me for a while,huh? 试着跟踪我一阵子，好吗？ 
[19:21.00]I'll be like an Ursula patch. 我就暂时帮你 戒除对乌苏拉的迷恋 
[19:24.48]I don't know. 我不知道 
[19:25.84]Just.... Look,I'm going! 你就…你看，我正在走路！ 
[19:28.91]Come on. 来吧 
[19:31.18]I'm on the pillar. Which way will I go? 我遇到柱子了 我会往哪边走？ 
[19:37.82]-Where you going? -To the bank. 你要去哪里？ 我要去银行 
[19:40.42]Sperm or regular? 精子银行还是一般的 
[19:43.59]Sperm. 精子银行 
[19:45.33]You're really doing it? 你确定要做这件事？ 
[19:46.93]Oh,yeah. I picked a guy. 37135. 是啊，我挑了一个男的 编号37135 
[19:50.37]Sounds nice. 听起来不错 
[19:51.87]He does. He's got brown hair and green eyes. 的确，他有棕发和绿眼睛 
[19:54.94]No kidding? 不是开玩笑吧？ 
[19:57.81]I figured you'd have picked a blond. 我以为你会选金发的 
[20:00.34]Really? Why? 真的吗？为什么？ 
[20:02.48]I always pictured you with a tall, smart,blond guy with a name like... 我总是想像你和一个 高大聪明的金发男子，叫… 
[20:07.55]...Hoyt. “荷依”这样的名字 
[20:11.22]It's a name. Yeah. 那是个名字，没错 
[20:14.19]I saw you in this great house with a big pool. 我看到你在一间很棒的 有泳池的大房子 
[20:19.16]Is he a swimmer? 他是游泳选手吗？ 
[20:21.70]He's got the body for it. 他可是有那种身材的 
[20:24.40]I like that. 我喜欢 
[20:28.64]What? 什么？ 
[20:29.91]You have a sign that says: 你们有个牌子写着… 
[20:32.21]"We don't swim in your toilet. Don't pee in our pool." “我们不在你的厕所游泳 所以别在我们的池子尿尿” 
[20:35.55]We don't have that sign. 我们才不会有那种牌子 
[20:37.35]You do! It was a gift from me. 你会有的 那是我送的礼物 
[20:41.42]And you have three great kids. 然后你会有很棒的孩子 
[20:43.65]Two girls and a boy? 两个女孩和一个男孩？ 
[20:47.22]And they wear little water wings, and they run around on the deck. 他们戴着手臂浮圈 绕着泳池边跑 
[20:51.73]And Hoyt wraps a towel around all three of them. 然后荷依用毛巾围住他们三个 
[20:54.70]Sure. 当然 
[21:02.04]But,you know, this way sounds good too. 但是，你知道 这样听起来也不错 
[21:06.78]Yeah. 是啊 
[21:20.56]Wow! This guy's an astronaut? 这傢伙是太空人？ 
[21:24.49]That would have been cool... 这样虽然很棒… 
[21:27.30]...for a day. 也不会维持多久 
[21:36.44]I called the sperm bank. 我打电话给精子银行 
[21:38.18]They haven't sold a single unit of Tribbiani. 崔比亚尼的小傢伙 一点儿也没卖出去 
[21:41.75]Nobody wants my product. 没有人要我出产的 
[21:45.42]I don't get it. 我不懂 
[21:53.86]Maybe if they met me in person. 可能他们没亲眼见到我 
[21:57.66]You got a thing on your.... 你沾到一点在… 
[22:04.-2]Get it? 弄掉了吧？ 
[22:06.17]Yeah. 是啊 
[22:09.51]Hello. 哈罗 
[22:12.54]Hello. 哈罗 
[22:22.15]Chan,can I talk to you for a second? 钱德，我可以跟你谈一下吗？ 
[22:24.72]Sure. What's up? 当然，什么事？ 
[22:27.00]Just one additional relationship thought. 还有一件关于男女之间的事 
[22:30.06]Something you're probably aware of. 这件事你大概已经知道了 
[22:33.16]Women talk. 女人会互相传话的 

