[00:03.80]I just saw Kathy naked.  我刚撞见凯西光着身体 
[00:06.33]It was like torture.  真是酷刑 
[00:08.77]If we go to war and you're captured,you're in for a surprise.  要是你去打仗被俘 你就有福了 
[00:13.64]It keeps getting worse.  事情越来越糟 
[00:15.51]It bad enough that I'm in love with my roommate's girlfriend.  爱上室友的女朋友已经够糟了 
[00:19.05]Every time we're in the same room,there's weird energy between us.  而且我觉得她知道 每次我们共处一室 气氛就很诡异紧张 
[00:24.15]Call me crazy,but I think she likes me too.  就当我疯了 但我觉得她也喜欢我 
[00:27.16]And now I have seen her naked.  现在我又看到她的裸体 
[00:31.13]At least with her clothes on...  她穿着衣服 
[00:33.50]...I could imagine her body was covered in boils.  我还能想像她全身长满烂疮 
[00:38.70]But there are no boils. She's smooth.  结果没有，她很光滑 
[00:42.64]Smooth!  很光滑 
[00:48.31]-Could everyone see up his robe? -Oh,my God!  他刚才那样坐都走光了 
[00:53.18]The One Where Chandler Crosses the Line  本集播出：“三角习题” 
[01:40.86]-Here you go. -I'll call you.  拿去 我待会打给你 
[01:42.90]Great!  好 
[01:45.80]Hey,hey. Who was that?  那是谁？ 
[01:47.90]Casey. We're going out tonight.  那是凯希，我们晚上要约会 
[01:50.34]Going out? Wow!  约会？哇 
[01:55.78]It didn't work out with Kathy? Bummer.  你跟凯西分手了？真可惜 
[01:58.68]No,things are fine.  没有啊，我们很好 
[02:00.25]I'm having a late meal with her after an early one with Casey.  我跟她吃饭之前要先跟凯希吃 
[02:05.25]-What? -Yeah.  什么？ 
[02:06.39]The craziest thing is,I just ate a whole pizza myself.  最扯的是我刚吃完一整个披萨 
[02:12.26]You're going out with Kathy!  慢着，你要跟凯西见面？ 
[02:14.40]Yeah. Why are you upset?  对，你干嘛这么冲？ 
[02:16.36]Well,I'm upset...  我是… 
[02:18.10]...for you.  为了你 
[02:20.70]Sex with an endless line of beautiful women must be unfulfilling.  不断跟美女追求性爱 一定很空虚 
[02:26.94]What's the big deal? It's not like we're exclusive.  那又怎样？ 我们男未婚女未嫁 
[02:30.78]Look,Joey.  乔伊 
[02:32.81]Kathy's clearly not fulfilling your emotional needs.  凯西显然无法满足你的心灵 
[02:36.05]But,Casey....  但是凯希… 
[02:37.45]Granted,I just saw the back of her head.  我只看到她的后脑勺 
[02:40.82]But I got this sense that she's smart and funny...  但是我感觉得到她聪明风趣 
[02:44.39]...and gets you.  能捉到你的心 
[02:48.13]You got all that from the back of her head?  光看后脑勺就知道这么多？ 
[02:50.67]I think it's time for you to settle down.  你该定下来了 
[02:52.93]Make a choice. Pick a lane.  做个选择，爱你所爱 
[02:55.27]Who's Elaine?  谁是妮索艾？ 
[03:01.18]Little Tony Tarzan  小泰山东尼 
[03:03.01]Swinging on a nose hair Swinging with the greatest of ease  用鼻毛荡来荡去 不费吹灰之力 
[03:10.52]I don't know the next verse.  我不知道怎么接 
[03:13.39]You could just go:  你可以唱 
[03:15.49]Greatest of ease  “不费吹灰之力” 
[03:18.39]Then go right into it.  然后接下去 
[03:20.90]I like that.  也对，我喜欢 
[03:23.50]How do you know about...?  慢着，你怎么会那个… 
[03:26.73]You know,I used to play.  我玩过音乐 
[03:29.40]That's right. The keyboards?  也对，键盘嘛 
[03:32.64]A little in high school. I got into it in college.  高中只是玩玩 大学才真正投入 
[03:36.58]That's when I really found my sound.  那时我才找到我的声音 
[03:42.02]Orange juice just came out of my nose,but it was worth it.  我把果汁喷出来了，但是值得 
[03:48.22]Oh,my God!  天哪 
[03:49.92]I completely forgot about your sound.  我都忘了你的声音 
[03:53.60]He'd lock himself in the basement for hours.  他常把自己锁在地下室好久 
[03:56.03]No one was ever allowed to hear the sound.  谁也不准听那个“声音” 
[04:00.24]I want to hear the sound.  我想听那个“声音” 
[04:03.34]No,I mean,I haven't played in so long.  不行，我很久没弹了 
[04:08.44]Well,it's really personal stuff.  那是很私密的东西 
[04:11.11]Play that funky music,white boy.  快嘛，稀奇古怪的就要秀 
[04:15.12]-Yeah,come on. -No,you guys.  是啊 不行啦 
[04:17.59]My keyboards are all the way Yeah,okay.  我的键盘在… 好吧 
[04:24.63]Who wants to get dinner later? I wanna try that new ltalian restaurant.  谁待会要跟我吃饭 我想去那家意大利餐厅 
[04:27.86]Supposed to be really good. Saw a lot of Chinese people eating in there.  应该很不错 我看到里面有很多中国人 
[04:32.70]What are you talking about?  你在说什么？ 
[04:34.24]You said some restaurant must be good because Chinese people were eating there.  你常说某家餐厅一定很不错 里面有很多中国人 
[04:39.24]That's because it was a Chinese restaurant.  因为那是中国餐厅 
[04:44.01]I still wanna go. Who wants to come?  我还是想去，谁要跟？ 
[04:46.01]Oh,I can't. I got two dinner dates tonight,so I gotta get ready.  我不行 我晚上有两摊，所以… 我要去准备了 
[04:51.45]All right,girls' night out.  好，就我们女生了 
[04:53.39]Sorry,but we have to prep that catering thing for tomorrow.  对不起 我们得准备明天的外烩 
[04:56.49]Oh,that's right.  也对 
[04:58.99]I wish I could eat in restaurants alone.  我就是不习惯一个人吃饭 
[05:01.53]You should try it. It's a really good thing to do.  你应该试试看，那样蛮好的 
[05:04.17]I just think I'd feel really self-conscious. Like I was on display or something.  我会浑身不对劲 好像自己是展示品 
[05:09.34]I was on display once. Nothing like eating alone.  我展示过 跟一个人吃饭最像了 
[05:22.12]I just had a great time with myself.  我自己玩得很开心 
[05:27.92]Well,this could be a good story.  听起来很香艳喔 
[05:31.43]At dinner. It was so liberating.  我是说吃饭 感觉好自由 
[05:34.23]You know,I don't need people to have fun. I'm fun. I'm a fun girl.  我不需要别人给我乐趣 我能自得其乐 我是个有趣的女孩 
[05:38.87]Are you a naughty girl?  你是个坏女孩吗？ 
[05:44.34]No,just fun. Fun. Good. Fun.  有趣就好，有趣，很好 
[05:47.14]-See,I told you you'd have fun. -I know.  我就说会很好玩吧 是啊 
[05:49.28]Although I must say that I totally judge any woman I see eating alone.  但我对自己吃饭的女生有偏见 
[05:52.65]-Why? -What's wrong with a woman eating alone?  为什么？ 很抱歉，自己吃饭有什么不对 
[05:55.25]Well,obviously something. She's eating alone.  当然有，她自己吃饭耶 
[05:59.32]Okay,guys.  可以了 
[06:00.49]All right! Bring it on,you!  帅 
[06:06.76]Here we go.  来吧 
[06:14.20]You know,I've never played my stuff for anyone before.  我的东西没有弹给别人听过 
[06:19.24]So it's important that you understand...  希望你们能了解 
[06:21.91]...it's about communicating...  这是在传达… 
[06:24.88]...very private emotions.  很私密的情感 
[06:34.79]You know....  你们... 
[06:36.06]You should think of my work...  应该把我的作品... 
[06:40.23]...as wordless sound poems.  看做是无字音诗 
[06:49.17]-That's what -Oh,my God,play.  所以… 你就弹吧 
[07:26.21]Well,you know,that was...  这真是… 
[07:30.21]...terrific!  太棒了 
[07:33.01]Really...  真是… 
[07:35.02]...bitchen.  吊啊 
[07:38.52]Wow! It was so wow!  哇！我的天哪！ 
[07:42.19]Really?  真的吗？ 
[07:43.96]Yeah! I mean,you should play in public.  对，你实在应该去表演 
[07:49.43]Wow,thanks,you guys. That's  谢谢你们，这真是… 
[07:52.20]I want to play you another piece.  我想再弹另一首 
[07:56.84]I left my helicopter sounds on another disk. I'll be right back,okay?  直升机音效在另一张磁片里 我马上回来 
[08:03.31]This is so nice. I mean,I am so....  太好了，我好… 
[08:11.22]God bless my dad for soundproofing the basement.  幸好我爸替地下室隔音 
[08:16.16]I can't believe I ever let him touch me with those fingers.  我居然让他用那些手指摸我 
[08:21.30]What are you guys talking about? I loved it!  你们在说什么？我好喜欢 
[08:25.07]It was so moving.  太动人了 
[08:27.13]It's so different from the stuff you usually hear.  而且跟一般听到的东西都不同 
[08:30.91]You mean,music?  你是说音乐吗？ 
[08:37.91]I know what you think.  我知道你在想什么 
[08:39.48]Yes,yes,your breasts are just as firm and juicy.  好啦，你的胸部也很坚挺 
[08:45.55]Come in.  请进 
[08:49.39]Oh,God! Is that Baywatch?  天哪，那是“海滩游侠”吗？ 
[08:51.76]Yes,but I just watch it for the articles.  对，我只是要看它的文章 
[08:56.16]-So is Joey around? -No,he's not back yet.  乔伊在吗？ 他还没回来 
[08:59.93]Come in,have a seat. Bow or stern?  进来坐，船头还是船尾？ 
[09:02.40]I don't have a preference. You?  我随便，你呢？ 
[09:04.81]I like it in the stern.  我喜欢后面 
[09:09.54]Of the boat.  我是说船尾 
[09:14.38]It's me. Casey and l had a little car trouble.  是我，听着 我们在回程时出了状况 
[09:18.35]-What happened? -We broke down.  怎么了？ 我们在路上抛锚了 
[09:20.35]I have to get transmission fluid.  我得走回去找变速器油 
[09:22.72]Tell Kathy that I'm sorry and I'll be there soon.  帮我跟凯西道歉 说我马上回去 
[09:26.66]-Why can't you tell her? -I think my time is about to  你怎么不自己说？ 我只有一枚硬币，时间快要… 
[09:31.73]乔伊？ 
[09:33.33]怎样？ 
[09:37.14]I thought your time ran out.  时间不是到了？ 
[09:38.67]Me too,but I guess I do have  我也以为，看来还有一点… 
[09:43.84]Joey's running a little late,and he says he's sorry.  乔伊会晚一点，他跟你道歉 
[09:48.05]I guess it's just you and me,then.  就剩我们两个了 
[09:52.09]-Okay. -Yeah,I think it is.  好 我想也是 
[09:58.09]So,what'd you do today?  你今天做了什么？ 
[10:00.26]I had an appointment to cut my hair.  我约好要去剪头发 
[10:02.06]-Looks great! -And then it got canceled.  很好看 然后取消了 
[10:06.73]-I could cut it. -Really? Do you do that?  我可以帮你剪 真的吗？ 
[10:09.64]Yeah,I learned at my aunt's dog-grooming shop. What do you say?  对 我是在姑妈的狗美容院学的 不过你要不要？ 
[10:14.71]Dog grooming?  狗美容？ 
[10:16.91]Don't make my tail too poofy.  好，别把尾巴剪得太蓬 
[10:25.05]You have really great hair.  你的发质很好 
[10:27.76]Oh,thanks. I grow it myself.  谢谢，我自己种的 
[10:36.16]You know who also has great hair is Joey.  乔伊的发质也很好 
[10:38.27]Yes,Joey has great hair.  对，乔伊的发质很好 
[10:40.50]I'm basically done here. Let me get this hair off your neck.  差不多了，我帮你清一下 
[10:58.69]What are you doing?  你在干什么？ 
[11:01.02]Checking to see if it's even.  看一下长度 好 
[11:07.53]Looks good.  看来没问题 
[11:11.87]The phone! The phone's making sounds!  电话！电话在发出声音 
[11:16.64]Hey,dude,it's me.  老兄，是我 
[11:18.01]Hey,it's Joey!  是乔伊 
[11:20.64]It looks like we'll be stuck here.  对不起，我们会拖上一阵子 
[11:23.18]I got the fluid. The transmission wasn't there.  我弄到机油了，但是发现变速器不在 
[11:27.52]-What? -It fell out.  什么？ 一定是掉在前面了 
[11:29.45]I just figured we hit a dog.  我们撞到一只狗 
[11:34.12]Could you put Kathy on? I want to apologize to her.  好 请凯西来听，我要跟她道歉 
[11:38.29]It's Joey.  好…乔伊找你 
[11:41.53]No,it's fine. Don't worry about it.  没关系，放心好了 
[11:44.60]Yeah,no,stop apologizing. It's okay.  别再道歉了，没关系 
[11:47.80]I'll talk to you tomorrow.  好，明天再联络 
[11:52.87]I should probably go.  我该走了 对，好 
[12:09.69]I forgot my purse.  我忘了带皮包 
[12:19.70]I really did. I forgot my purse.  我是真的忘了带皮包 我知道 
[12:28.41]-This is bad! It's bad! -Horrible!  这样很不好 太糟糕了 
[12:31.81]Wait,the kiss or the situation?  你是说吻还是状况？ 
[12:35.58]The kiss was good.  不，那个吻很棒 
[12:37.18]-But that's bad! -Here's what we do.  但这样很不好 对，好，这样吧 
[12:39.75]-We forget it happened. -What?  我们忘了这件事 什么？ 
[12:41.92]We swallow our feelings,even if we're unhappy forever. Sound good?  我们压抑我们的感觉 即使这样会痛苦一辈子 不错吧？ 
[12:48.10]Can you really do that?  你真的做得到？ 
[12:50.10]I have to. He's my best friend.  我不得不 他是我最好的朋友 
[12:53.43]And you're seeing him.  而你在跟他交往 
[12:55.60]Chandler,I like Joey a lot.  钱德，我很喜欢乔伊 
[12:58.44]-But with you -No,don't! Don't,see?  但是跟你… 不，别说了 
[13:02.51]You're getting me confused. I'm starting to yearn.  你会把我搞乱 我已经开始渴望了 
[13:08.55]I'm sorry.  对不起 
[13:10.55]If you want to pretend that nothing happened,I can try.  要是你想假装没事 我可以试试看 
[13:15.99]I think we have to.  我们非这么做不可 
[13:19.49]好 
[13:22.26]再见 再见 
[13:35.14]Are you still out there?  你还在外面吗？ 
[13:37.88]没有 
[13:48.32]Electrifying  振奋人心 
[13:53.26]Infinite time  无穷的时间 
[13:57.67]There's a Starbucks about three blocks down.  三条街外有一家星巴克 
[14:01.37]He's so inspired. Just look at him. Look at him go!  他的灵感好丰富，你们看他 
[14:21.09]Thank you very much!  谢谢各位 
[14:24.43]Hey,aren't you up next?  接着不是该你？ 
[14:27.76]-I'm not playing tonight. -Why not?  不，我今天不唱了 为什么？ 
[14:32.13]I can't follow Ross.  我不能接在罗斯后面 
[14:34.97]It'd be like those poor bicycle-riding chimps...  那就像骑脚踏车的猩猩 
[14:38.54]...who had to follow the Beatles. No.  接在披头四后面一样，天哪 
[14:42.78]Ross sucks.  罗斯很烂 
[14:46.31]The place has emptied because of him.  他把客人都吓跑了 
[14:49.98]Oh,my God,he's not even appreciated in his own time.  天哪，当世甚至没有人欣赏他 
[14:54.32]I'd give anything to not be appreciated in my own time!  我巴不得能跟他一样寂寞 
[15:01.16]好，菲比… 
[15:04.90]You suck too.  你也很烂 
[15:10.47]You're awful.  没错，菲比，你…烂透了 
[15:15.98]You guys!  真是的 
[15:18.81]You suck too!  你们也很烂 
[15:26.12]Man! I can't believe I locked myself out again!  天哪 我居然又把自己锁在外面了 
[15:31.16]Hang on,buddy.  等一下 
[15:37.13]Oh,my God! What happened?  天哪，出了什么事？ 
[15:39.47]-Did you do all this? Why? -I sure did.  这都是你买的？ 就是我 
[15:42.50]It made me feel good to do something nice for my friend.  为什么？ 我喜欢为我的朋友尽一点心 
[15:46.37]You're amazing.  你真好 
[15:48.28]No,this is amazing.  不，这个才叫好 
[15:53.85]A TV that appears as if from nowhere!  凭空冒出来的电视 
[15:57.55]That's the dream!  这是我的梦想 
[15:59.95]How did you afford all this?  你哪来这么多钱？ 
[16:01.82]I'm 29. I mean,who needs a savings account?  我都29了，还存什么钱？ 
[16:05.29]You're the best friend anyone has ever had.  你是世界上最棒的朋友 
[16:08.63]I don't know.  我可不敢说 
[16:10.90]No,you are.  你是 
[16:12.37]You do this,you give me advice....  你买这些东西，还给我忠告 
[16:14.97]What you said about focusing on one woman?  对了，你不是要我定下来？ 
[16:19.07]I'll do that.  我决定照做 
[16:20.57]With Casey?  跟凯希？ 
[16:21.81]I'll see how things go with Kathy. She's cool.  不，我要跟凯西继续，她很酷 
[16:25.55]-Or Casey. -No,Kathy.  或者凯希 不，凯西 
[16:28.08]-Could be Casey. -No,Kathy.  凯希也行 不，凯西 
[16:30.48]Consider Casey.  考虑一下凯希 
[16:33.22]I think somebody's got a little crush on Casey.  看来有人在喜欢凯希喔 
[16:36.99]I'll fix you two up. What do you think?  要不要我帮你们牵线？ 
[16:39.99]That all the pieces of my life are falling right into place.  那我这一生将了无遗撼 
[16:52.74]You were really great. You were really,really great.  你好厉害，真的真的好厉害 
[16:57.78]Thanks.  谢谢 
[17:00.18]Monica tells me you don't want to play anymore because of me...  摩妮卡说你不想再表演了 因为我... 
[17:05.02]...and,you know,my talent. ... 和我的才华 
[17:08.52]Is that true?  是真的吗？ 
[17:11.19]Well,kind of,yeah.  算是吧 
[17:13.66]I was trying to be really okay and upbeat about it...  我很想抱持无所谓乐观的态度 
[17:17.60]...but I just feel so dwarfed by your musical gift.  但是你的才华令我自惭形秽 
[17:23.34]See,but....  但是… 
[17:24.57]Pheebs,that is the exact opposite intent of my music.  菲比，这跟我做音乐的用意 正好相反 
[17:29.58]You know,my music is meant to inspire.  我做音乐是想要启发人心 
[17:33.01]If it bothers you this much...  要是你这么困扰，那我… 
[17:35.18]...then I won't play anymore.  我就不弹了 
[17:40.55]No,don't do that.  不，千万不要 
[17:42.96]How could I live if I knew I was depriving the world of your music?  我怎么能让这个世界 失去你的音乐？ 
[17:50.93]Yeah,okay.  好吧 
[17:57.81]-I'd love to,but I have plans on Sunday. -Well,maybe some other time.  我很想，但我星期天有事 那就改天吧 
[18:01.34]-Sure. Just give me a call,I'm in the book. -Okay. Thanks a lot. See you.  好，打电话给我 好，谢了，再见 
[18:09.98]What are you doing? He is cute,and he's a doctor.  你在干什么？ 他很帅，又是医生 
[18:13.39]-How do you know? -Honey,I eavesdrop because I care.  你怎么知道？ 姐妹，这种事我最留心了 
[18:18.29]-Well,I have plans on Sunday. -With who?  我星期天有约 跟谁？ 
[18:21.73]-Me. -Oh,God.  我自己 天哪 
[18:24.53]You are the one who told me how important it is to spend time alone.  是你说独处很重要的 
[18:28.14]I can't just go out with that guy when I have plans with myself.  我跟自己有约就不能跟他出去 
[18:31.24]Wouldn't be fair to me.  那样对我不公平 
[18:33.81]So basically you're saying you don't want to cheat on yourself.  你是说你不想对自己不忠 
[18:37.78]Well,if you wanna make me sound crazy.  如果你要把我说成疯子的话 
[18:42.15]Saw the new furniture. Very nice.  新家具很棒喔 
[18:45.32]Joey has the best boyfriend ever!  乔伊有你这个男朋友真好 
[18:50.26]I kissed Kathy.  我吻了凯西 
[18:51.69]Are you serious?  真的还假的？ 
[18:53.26]-Does Joey know? -No.  乔伊知道吗？ 不知道 
[18:55.33]Is there any way you think he will understand this?  你们想他有可能谅解吗？ 
[18:59.87]You obviously haven't screwed over your friends.  你显然没有背叛过朋友 
[19:03.64]Which we all appreciate.  我们都很感激 
[19:06.44]If you'd told him how you felt before you kissed her...  要是你先坦承你的感觉再亲她 
[19:10.64]...knowing Joey,he'd have stepped aside.  乔伊一定会退让 
[19:13.51]Don't say that! That's not true,is it?  别这么说！这不是真的吧？ 
[19:17.52]Yeah,he loves you.  真的啊 他爱你 
[19:19.32]Then why didn't you tell me to do that?  那你们怎么不告诉我？ 
[19:22.39]I said something to Phoebe.  我跟菲比聊过 
[19:24.79]And I thought it was a really good idea.  对，我觉得这是个好主意 
[19:27.66]-Yeah,I remember. -Oh,my God!  天哪！ 
[19:31.33]What am I going to do?  我该怎么办？ 
[19:33.30]-You'll have to tell him. -Why do I have to tell him?  你得告诉他 为什么我要告诉他？ 
[19:37.17]-Because you do. -Yeah,I know.  你就是得说 我知道 
[19:43.88]Would it be okay if I wrote a song about this?  我可以拿这件事写一首歌吗？ 
[19:50.85]I don't know if this is working out. I think....  我不知道这样下去行不行 我觉得… 
[19:55.09]I think I wanna see other people.  我想见其他人 
[19:58.33]Wow. Didn't see that coming.  想不到会这样 
[20:01.36]It's not that I don't enjoy this. I do.  不是我不喜欢这样，我喜欢 
[20:04.46]I just wanna see what else is out there.  我只是想看看其他可能性 
[20:09.80]Hey,Guy. What are you doing here?  嗨，你怎么会来这里？ 
[20:12.44]I work across the street.  我刚从对街过来 
[20:14.91]-lt turns out I'm gonna be free Sunday. -I wish you had called me.  你知道吗？结果我星期天有空 你应该通知我 
[20:18.88]I just told them I'd work this weekend.  我刚同意周末进医院 
[20:21.82]Okay,well,maybe next weekend.  好吧，那就下个周末 
[20:23.62]-Definitely. I'll see you. -Okay.  没问题，到时候见 好 
[20:25.95]Yeah,you'll be talking to me never,because you're a freak who eats alone.  我不会再理你了 你是自己吃饭的怪胎 
[20:38.07]Sambuca margarita?  茴香玛格丽特？ 
[20:40.67]It that a real thing?  是真的吗？ 
[20:42.40]Well,we only had sambuca,so it is now.  我们只有茴香酒，所以是 
[20:47.07]Listen,Joe. I need to I need to talk to you about something.  听着，乔伊，我有事要说 
[20:51.71]What's up?  什么事？ 
[20:54.28]It's about Kathy.  是凯西的事 
[20:58.45]I like her.  我喜欢她 
[21:00.62]I like her a lot,actually.  其实是非常喜欢 
[21:03.89]-You do? -Yeah.  真的？ 对 
[21:06.46]Your timing couldn't be better.  那你的时机正好 
[21:09.03]She's not my girlfriend anymore.  她不是我的女朋友了 
[21:11.23]What?  什么？ 
[21:12.70]-Yeah,she broke up with me. -When?  她跟我分手了 什么时候？ 
[21:17.14]Just now,after acting class.  刚才上完表演课后 
[21:19.57]I thought she was doing some scene,so I let people watch.  我以为她在演戏，还让别人看 
[21:25.71]Man,I am so sorry. Are you okay?  太可惜了，你还好吗？ 
[21:28.98]I've been better,but I'm all right. So you like her?  好多了，我没事 你喜欢她？ 
[21:33.49]Yes,but I don't have to.  对，但我不一定要喜欢她 
[21:36.32]No,it's okay.  不，没关系 
[21:42.30]You know why? Because you came to me first.  你知道为什么？ 因为你先来告诉我 
[21:47.90]I thought that would be the best thing to do.  我觉得这么做最好 
[21:52.11]You might have your work cut out for you.  你可能会很辛苦 
[21:55.08]When I talked to her,I got the feeling she's into some other guy.  我跟她谈的时候 觉得她在喜欢别人 
[22:01.15]See,that's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.  这就是我要跟你谈的事 
[22:06.15]I think I know who the other guy is.  我想我知道那个人是谁 
[22:09.19]Who?  是谁？ 
[22:12.19]It's me.  是我 
[22:13.86]I'm the other guy.  我就是那个别人 
[22:16.30]What?  什么？ 
[22:18.83]When you were late last night,Kathy and I got to talking...  对，你昨天晚归 凯西和我聊了起来 
[22:23.57]...and one thing led to another,and....  事情演变到后来就… 
[22:26.57]And what? Did you sleep with her?  就什么？你跟她上床？ 
[22:29.21]-No,I just kissed her. -What? That's even worse!  没有，我只是吻了她 什么？那样更糟！ 
[22:34.08]-How is that worse? -It's the same!  怎么会更糟？ 我不知道，反正都一样 
[22:37.98]There's nothing I could do. I think I'm in love with her!  对不起，我也没办法 我爱上她了 
[22:41.59]Who cares? 那又怎样？ 
[22:42.89]You went behind my back? I'd never do that to you!  你背着我乱来？ 我绝不会那样对你 
[22:46.19]I have no excuses. I was totally over the line.  你说得对，我无话可说 我太过份了 
[22:49.66]You're so far past the line,that you can't even see the line!  过份？你根本就过份到 连过份都不算过份 
[22:54.74]The line is a dot to you!  只能算正常 
[22:58.11]Yes,right! And I feel horrible. You have to believe me.  没错，没错 我很自责，你要相信我 
[23:02.54]Oh,my God. Is that why you bought all this stuff?  所以你买了这些东西？ 
[23:06.68]You know what?  你知道吗？ 
[23:08.18]I will not watch your TV.  我不看你的电视 
[23:10.78]I won't listen to your stereo.  我不听你的音响 
[23:12.85]And there's a loaf in the new bread maker I won't eat. Know why?  烤面包机里有一个面包我不吃 你知道为什么？ 
[23:17.36]-Probably because -It's all tainted with your betrayal!  因为… 因为它被你的背叛弄脏了 
[23:22.66]This apartment is empty to me! I'm not happy about you either.  今后这间房子对我而言是空的 我对你也很不爽 
[23:33.94]And just so you know...  跟你说一声 
[23:36.48]...I made that bread for you.  那个面包是为你烤的 
[23:52.93]Oh,my God! He's lost it. He's totally lost it.  天哪，他完全不行了 
[23:57.53]What?  什么？ 
[24:00.20]This cannot get any worse.  菲比 他的音乐本来就烂到最高点 
[24:02.70]Rats in the basement are hanging themselves.  地下室的老鼠都去上吊了 
[24:15.22]Thank you. Thanks.  谢谢 
[24:21.09]I lost it.  我不行了 
[24:24.62]I won't play anymore.  我再也不玩音乐了， 
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[24:30.23]After that? Yeah.  接着上台？可以 
[24:34.00]No,I mean,if I can help.  我是说我愿意尽力 
[24:41.84]Yeah,like I could lose it.  我怎么可能不行了 
[24:45.91]What?  什么？ 
[24:47.15]I played bad on purpose,guys.  我是故意弹得很烂 
[24:52.25]Okay,you were trying to play bad this whole time. 原来你一直都在故意 
[24:54.72]No. Just that last song.  不，只有刚才那首 
