[00:11.54]Are you kidding me? 没搞错吧？ 
[00:15.61]Joey? 乔伊？乔伊？乔伊… 
[00:21.75]乔伊，乔伊…乔伊！ 
[00:43.71]Did I wake you? 我吵醒你了？ 
[00:47.28]The One with All the Wedding Dresses 本集播出：“新娘也是我” 
[00:00.00]
[01:32.22]（中央咖啡馆） 
[01:34.52]Gunther,could I get another cup of coffee? 阿甘，再给我一杯咖啡 
[01:39.86]So what do you do when you're not working here? 你不卖咖啡时都做什么？ 
[01:43.10]-You don't need to fill these silences. -Okay,thanks. 你不必找话讲 好，谢了 
[01:48.54]That's your fourth cup of coffee. 钱德，你喝第四杯了 
[01:51.14]Okay,do me. I've had a certain number of juices. 来算我的 我喝了一定份量的果汁 
[01:58.31]I'm exhausted because Joey started snoring. 我拼命喝咖啡，因为我累毙了 因为乔伊开始打呼 
[02:02.25]He's in a different room. He's that loud? 他睡在隔壁，有那么大声吗？ 
[02:04.59]You should hear me. 你应该来听听 
[02:07.66]It's nothing to be proud of. Go to a sleep clinic. 你还得意，你得去睡眠诊所 
[02:11.06]I'm not going to any clinic. 我说过，我哪里都不去 
[02:13.86]I don't have a problem. You have the problem. 我没问题，是你有问题 
[02:16.66]You should go to a "Quit-being- a-baby-and-leave-me-alone" clinic.  你该去“少任性别管我”诊所 
[02:21.00]-They don't have those. -Yeah,they do. 没有那种诊所 
[02:23.10]Quit being a baby and leave me alone! 当然有，少任性别管我 
[02:25.44]There,you just had your first class. 这就是第一课 
[02:28.84]I used to date a light sleeper. 我跟一个浅眠的人交往过 
[02:31.41]Whenever I snored, he rolled me over 每次我打呼，他就把我翻过去 
[02:33.85]Oh,yeah! 爽喔 
[02:38.89]He'd roll me over, and I'd stop snoring. 他一帮我翻身，打呼就会停 
[02:41.69]Next time you snore, I'm rolling you over! 下次你打呼，我要把你翻过去 
[02:44.89]I gotta do what I gotta do. You gotta do what you gotta do. 我忙我的，你玩你的 
[02:49.60]Hey,guys. 嗨 
[02:55.24]Oh,the Olympics! 奥运主题曲 
[02:59.27]-Have you picked a date? -No. Not yet. 大喜之日定了吗？ 还没 
[03:02.44]I still cannot believe you're engaged. 我还是不敢相信你订婚了 
[03:06.25]Because it's so fast. Not because you're a loser. 因为太快了 我不是说你没行情 
[03:11.19]Thanks. Has anyone seen Rach? 谢谢，有人看到瑞秋吗？ 
[03:13.92]She's upstairs not doing the dishes. 她在楼上“不”洗碗 
[03:16.12]I won't do them this time. Even if they sit there until.... 这次我绝不妥协 就算碗盘堆到长了… 
[03:20.76]I'll do them when I get home. 我回家就洗 
[03:25.83]Emily found this wedding dress in London 对了 艾蜜莉在伦敦看中一件婚纱 
[03:28.84]-Already? -But it didn't fit. 这么快？ 对，但尺寸不合 
[03:31.24]There's a store here with one left in her size. But the groom can't see 这里有家店还有一件她的尺码 但新郞不能看到… 
[03:35.98]-I'll pick it up for you. -Thanks. 我去帮你拿 谢谢 
[03:38.08]She's got you running errands, picking up wedding dresses.... 她让你跑腿，帮她拿婚纱 
[03:42.45]Wah-pah! 哗啪！ 
[03:46.59]What's wah-pah? 什么是哗啪？ 
[03:48.79]You know. Whipped. 鞭打啊 
[03:50.76]Wah-pah! 哗啪！ 
[03:54.93]That's not whipped. 那才不是鞭打  
[03:56.97]Whipped is.... 鞭打是呼..一！ 
[04:01.04]That's what I did. 没错啊 
[04:05.77]You can't do anything! 你什么都不会 
[04:22.72]Hey,Mon. I was just doing these dishes. 摩妮卡，我正在洗碗 
[04:28.33]Do you have a minute? 你有空吗？  
[04:30.20]I was just about to take a break anyway. 有，反正我正打算休息 
[04:34.80]So listen... 是这样的… 
[04:37.87]...I know we haven't had a chance to talk... 艾蜜莉和我决定结婚后  
[04:40.48]...since Emily and l decided to get married. 我们还没有机会谈过 
[04:43.54]And I was just wondering how you were. 我想知道你好不好 
[04:47.98]If you were getting married, I would feel kind of.... 如果是你要结婚 我会觉得有点… 
[04:54.86]You know? 你懂吗？  
[04:56.96]It definitely took me by surprise. But,you know... 我的确吓了一跳，不过… 
[05:02.36]...I'm okay. 我很好 
[05:05.30]I just wanted to check. 我只是想问一下 
[05:07.14]That's sweet. Thank you. 你真好，谢谢 
[05:10.91]You're great. 你真好 
[05:12.14]And I know someday this will happen for you too. 有一天你也会找到真命天子 
[05:17.81]You just hang in there. 撑着点 
[05:22.15]"Hang in there"? 撑着点？ 
[05:24.05]No,I didn't mean.... 我的意思不是… 
[05:25.95]You haven't heard of a serious relationship called "me and Joshua"? 你没听过一段认真的恋情 叫“我与约书亚”吗？ 
[05:32.63]I thought you had just been on four dates. 你们不是才约会四次  
[05:35.60]I didn't realize that had become anything. 我不知道你们开始认真了 
[05:39.47]Oh no,it has become. 我知道，我们是认真了 
[05:42.74]Oh no,those were four great dates. 那四次约会棒到不行 
[05:47.48]I mean,and the connection! 我们好契合 
[05:50.55]Emotionally,mentally. You know? 情感上，心灵上… 
[05:54.08]Physically. 肉体上 
[05:57.29]-That's incredible. -I know,isn't it? 太好了 可不是吗？ 
[05:59.95]I'm right there with Joshua. You are right there with Emily. 我跟约书亚在一起 你跟艾蜜莉在一起 
[06:03.73]And it's kind of like it's a tie. 就像…大家平手 
[06:11.00]I gotta get back to my dishes. 我得继续洗碗了  
[06:13.23]I gotta get to work. 我得回去上班了 
[06:20.58]You know what would make me happy? 有个做法会让我很开心  
[06:22.81]You know,what's that? 什么做法？ 
[06:24.78]If the four of us could all, you know,hang out together. 就是我们四个聚一聚 
[06:28.85]Emily's coming into town this weekend. 艾蜜莉周末要来  
[06:31.35]Why don't we all have dinner Sunday night? 要不要星期天一起吃饭？ 
[06:34.96]That would be great! 太好了  
[06:37.53]All right. It's a date! 是吗？ 那就这么说定了 
[06:40.33]"Hang in there." You hang in there. 撑着点，你才撑着点 
[06:45.30]-Did you say something? -No,just singing. 你说什么？ 没有，我在唱歌 
[06:51.64]（贝翠丝婚纱广场） 
[06:54.34]Oh,my God! 天哪 
[06:59.11]Look at this one! 你看这一件 
[07:01.85]It's so beautiful. 好美喔 
[07:05.49]About half of these will end up getting divorced. 这里有一半最后会离婚 
[07:10.12]May I help you ladies? 有什么事吗？ 
[07:11.66]I'm here to pick up a dress on hold. 我来拿请你们保留的婚纱  
[07:14.40]What's the name? 姓名呢？ 
[07:15.96]-Emily Waltham. -Yes,I have it right here. 艾蜜莉华森 有，已经准备好了 
[07:25.14]Would you like to try it on, Miss Waltham? 你要试穿吗，华森小姐？ 
[07:31.95]好 
[07:40.39]You're the most beautiful bride I've ever seen. 你是我见过最美的新娘 
[07:44.66]I am,aren't l? 可不是吗？ 
[07:48.16]Miss Waltham? 华森小姐 
[07:50.73]We're closing. 我们要打烊了 
[07:54.37]All right. 好 
[07:56.24]And could I get my ring back? 请把戒指还给我 
[08:09.92]All right,buddy. Time to roll over. 兄弟，该翻身了 
[08:19.73]You are going to a clinic! You're going to a clinic! 你一定要去医院 你要去医院… 
[08:24.60]And a pajama store! 还有睡衣店 
[08:31.37]Does she use the cups? 她有用杯子吗？ 
[08:33.21]Yes,I believe she does. 有，她有用 
[08:36.98]Does she use the plates? Yes,I believe she does! 她有用盘子吗？有，她有用 
[08:49.99]Thank you. 谢谢 
[08:54.43]Thank you very much. 谢谢你 
[08:57.13]Thank you for coming. 谢谢你来 
[09:03.07]-Just a second. -No,no! Let me in! 等一下 不行，让我进去 
[09:07.17]Can you hold on a minute? 菲比？ 对 等一下好吗？ 
[09:08.64]No! You have to let me in right now! 不行，现在就让我进去 
[09:13.08]Are you alone? 只有你吗？ 对 
[09:16.02]All right. 好吧 
[09:25.59]This sucks. 讨厌  
[09:27.16]I have to stay up all night before I go to the stupid clinic. 我不知道就医前一晚不能睡 
[09:31.47]I'm so tired. 我好累 
[09:34.34]It's six o'clock. 现在才6点 
[09:38.44]I hear you and Joshua are going out with Ross and Emily. 听说你和约书亚 要和罗斯他们吃饭 
[09:42.04]I think that's really cool. 这么做很有风度 
[09:44.35]I think you're handling that really well. 是啊，你处理得很好 
[09:47.48]"Handling it"? 处理？ 
[09:49.22]There's nothing to handle. 没什么好处理的 
[09:51.52]Maybe I'd have a problem with this if it wasn't for me and Joshua.  如果没有约书亚 我或许会无法接受 
[09:56.19]They're not going to get married anyway. 反正他们也结不成婚 
[09:59.83]They rushed into this thing so fast,it's ridiculous! 什么？ 拜托，他们太急太可笑了 
[10:03.97]They'll be engaged for like what? A year? 他们会先订婚个...1年？ 
[10:07.00]One of them will realize what they've done... 总会有人想通... 
[10:09.97]...and call it off. ...取消婚约 
[10:11.47]You'll be dancing at my wedding before you dance at theirs. 你们会先在我的婚礼上跳舞 
[10:15.18]You know,I don't dance at weddings. 我参加婚礼从不跳舞 
[10:17.71]Why not? 为什么？  
[10:18.91]Weddings are a great place to meet women. 婚礼是认识女生的好地方 
[10:21.32]When I dance,I look like this. 而我跳舞是这副德性 
[10:34.23]Hey,man. 你好 
[10:37.60]What are you doing four weeks from today? 4星期后的今天你们有事吗？ 
[10:40.23]-Nothing. -Nothing. 没事 没事 
[10:41.67]I am... 我… 
[10:45.07]...free. 有空 
[10:47.58]Because we're getting married in a month. 太好了，我们1个月后要结婚 
[10:51.48]-What? -Yes. 什么？ 没错 
[10:53.45]In a month? 1个月后？ 对 
[10:54.95]-You mean 30 days? -Yeah. 你是说30天后？ 对 
[10:57.85]From now? 从今天算起？ 对 
[10:59.95]That's great! 太棒了 
[11:02.52]She always wanted to get married where her parents did... 她一直想跟她父母 在同一个地方结婚 
[11:06.56]...but it's getting torn down. 但那里要拆了，所以… 
[11:09.23]I know it's crazy, but everything's been so crazy... 我知道很疯狂 但从头到尾都很疯狂 
[11:13.27]...and it just feels right. 感觉就是很对 
[11:15.54]Hey,that's the day after I start menstruating! 那是我经期的第二天 
[11:29.78]This isn't mine. 这不是我的 
[11:43.16]-Hey,Rachel. -Hi. 瑞秋 
[11:45.63]What's up? 你好吗？ 
[11:47.54]Your voice sounded all squeaky on the phone. 你电话里的声音好尖 
[11:50.64]Nothing. I just wanted to see you. 没事，我只是想见你 
[11:53.14]See you and hug you. 见你，抱你 
[11:56.01]See you.... 见你  
[11:57.51]Great! 真好 
[12:00.45]Sit. 坐 
[12:04.95]You okay? 你还好吗？ 
[12:07.02]I'm more than okay. I am really,really happy. 好得不得了，我非常非常高兴 
[12:14.46]Want to know why? 你想知道为什么吗？ 
[12:16.60]Do l? 我想吗？ 
[12:18.57]Because I am really happy about us. 因为我对我们的关系很满意 
[12:21.90]I think we are so on the right track. 我觉得我们进展得很好 
[12:24.37]I think we are working. I think we are clicking. 我们很顺利，我们很合 
[12:28.81]-You know? -Yeah,sure,sure. 你懂吗？ 当然 
[12:31.11]We're clicking. 我们很合 
[12:32.98]If there was just one little area where... 如果说有什么小缺撼... 
[12:35.65]...I think we need to work on, I would think... ...需要加强 
[12:38.82]...it's that we're just not crazy enough. 应该就是我们不够疯狂 
[12:43.46]I got to say,I'm not too sure I agree with that. 老实说，我不太同意 
[12:47.90]You know,yeah,you're right. 你说得对 
[12:50.23]We have our fun. Yeah? 我们也很开心 但是… 
[12:54.97]I mean,like crazy! You know? 我是说很疯狂，你懂吗？ 
[12:59.14]Are you gonna put on that cheerleader outfit again? 你又要穿啦啦队服了吗？ 
[13:02.88]No. You wish. 不是，你希望吧，不是 
[13:08.78]All right. 好 
[13:10.99]This is going to sound,you know, a little hasty. 这件事听起来会有点仓卒 
[13:15.02]But just go with me. 但你就听吧 
[13:21.10]What if we got married? 我们结婚如何？ 
[13:26.43]-What? -Oh,I know. It's so totally like... 什么？ 我知道，你会觉得… 
[13:30.24]..."Whoa,can we do this?" You know? “哇，我们行吗？” 
[13:33.54]But it just feels right. Don't you think it does? 但感觉很对，你不觉得吗？ 
[13:37.08]I mean,it just feels right. Don't you...? 感觉真的很对，你不… 
[13:44.08]Rachel... 瑞秋 
[13:45.72]...you're... 你是个... 
[13:47.66]...a real... ...很... 
[13:49.39]...special lady. ...特别的女性 
[13:53.99]But my divorce isn't final yet... 但我的离婚还没办完  
[13:57.00]...and we've been on four dates. 我们又只约过四次会 
[13:59.90]So I'm thinking: No... 所以我是想说…不要 
[14:04.41]...but... 不过… 
[14:06.11]...thanks. 谢了 
[14:09.61]You idiot! 你这个白痴！ 
[14:14.68]（诊所） 
[14:16.78]-Your name,please? -Joey Tribbiani. 姓名 乔伊崔比亚尼 
[14:19.42]Did you stay up all night in preparation for your study? 你是否整夜没睡准备接受诊疗 
[14:23.99]Sir? 先生？ 
[14:28.13]Yes,he did. 是的  
[14:29.76]All right. We'll call you in a few minutes. 好的，待会再叫您 
[14:37.20]Check out that girl. She's really hot. 你看那个女生好辣 
[14:40.94]Yeah,she is. 是啊 
[14:46.81]How you doing? 你好吗？ 
[14:50.42]You looking good. 你真漂亮 
[14:55.26]-What? -You're coming on to the entire room. 怎样？ 你在跟所有病人搭讪 
[15:05.33]-I'm Chandler. -I'm Marjorie. 我是钱德 我是玛乔莉 
[15:07.60]-Do you mind if I sit? -Please. 我可以坐吗？ 请便 
[15:09.64]So what are you in for? 你怎么会来？  
[15:11.31]I talk in my sleep. 我会说梦话 
[15:13.27]What a coincidence! I listen in my sleep. 真巧，我专听梦话 
[15:17.28]So why don't you give me your number? 给个电话嘛 
[15:22.85]Are you ready? 准备好了吗？ 好了 
[15:27.62]I got it! Mine! 我接到了 我的！ 
[15:32.69]-Congratulations! -Thank you! 恭喜你 谢谢 
[15:36.13]My turn,my turn! 换我换我 好 
[15:39.67]Okay,ready? 好了吗？ 
[15:50.31]That was a terrible throw! 你扔得好烂 
[15:52.55]I won't throw it right to you. That's not real. 我才不直接扔给你，太假了 
[15:56.92]Look at me. My big concern is what's real? 你看我，我还担心太假吗？ 
[16:03.72]Oh,my God! 天哪  
[16:05.89]We're really sad,aren't we? 我们真的很可悲，对吧？ 
[16:10.73]Yeah,I think we are. 没错 
[16:13.73]This isn't even my dress. 这还不是我的婚纱 
[16:15.67]At least you didn't rent yours from a store called "It's Not Too Late." 至少不是去“补票婚纱”租的 
[16:27.25]-I'm changing out of this. -Me,too. 我要换掉了 我也是 
[16:30.82]In half an hour? 半小时后？  
[16:32.22]Me,too. 我也是 
[16:34.52]All right,now throw it straight this time. 这次直接扔给我 好 
[16:38.19]I'm getting married! 我要结婚了 
[16:45.90]I hate my regular clothes now. 我现在好讨厌普通衣服 
[16:49.54]I look down and I know... 低头一看就知道  
[16:51.41]...this won't be the most special day of my life. 今天不是我人生最特别的日子 
[16:56.01]I mean,it was kind of fun for a while... 一开始是蛮好玩的 
[16:58.71]...but didn't you feel kind of silly? 但是你不觉得有点蠢？  
[17:00.91]I guess. 是有点 
[17:04.08]Oh,my God! 天哪 
[17:07.82]You're such a cheater! 你好奸诈 
[17:10.62]Hello,little ones. 小可爱们 
[17:13.63]-So,is Joey going to stop snoring? -Yep! 乔伊会停止打鼾吗？ 会的 
[17:15.63]And a beautiful woman agreed to go out with me. 而且有个美女答应跟我约会 
[17:18.70]Joey wanted to ask her out, but,you know,she picked me. 乔伊本来想把她，但她选了我 
[17:23.17]How'd that happen? 怎么会？ 
[17:26.04]Because I'm cooler. 因为我比较酷 
[17:28.84]No,seriously. 不，说真的 
[17:32.58]She's the kind of girl.... Joey was unconscious. 她是那种…乔伊睡死了 
[17:38.59]Hey,you guys! What's happening? 你们好吗？ 
[17:41.79]Oh,my God! 天哪  
[17:43.42]What is that? 那是什么？ 
[17:44.63]They gave it to me at the sleep clinic... 这是睡眠诊所给的  
[17:47.43]...and it's going to help me not to snore. 可以让我不打呼 
[17:51.47]Well,are you asleep right now,Joe? 你现在在睡觉吗？  
[17:54.84]You don't have to wear it unless you are. 没睡觉应该不用咬 
[17:57.50]I know I don't have to. 我当然知道 
[18:00.21]It tastes good. 它的味道不错 
[18:03.38]Plus,you look cool. 而且看起来很酷 
[18:12.79]Hope I didn't stretch Emily's dress. 希望没把艾蜜莉的婚纱撑大 
[18:15.19]Your butt's not that much bigger than her's. 你的屁股没比她大多少 
[18:20.26]I just called Joshua. 我刚打给约书亚  
[18:22.06]How'd it go? 讲得怎样？ 
[18:23.56]I did my best to convince him that I'm not... 我尽可能告诉他 我不是... 
[18:26.40]...some crazy girl who's dying to get married. ...想婚想昏头的疯婆子 
[18:29.20]And I'm going through a hard time. 我只是情绪低落 
[18:31.07]What'd he say? 他怎么说？  
[18:32.24]His answering machine was very understanding. 他的答录机很能体谅 
[18:39.08]I feel blue. 我好沮丧 
[18:43.58]I bet you anything he'll call you again. 他一定会再找你的 
[18:46.09]Yeah,maybe. But,you know, I don't think I even care. 或许吧，但我不认为我在乎 
[18:50.49]I don't think he's the one I'm sad about. 我不认为让我难过的是他 
[18:55.40]I know I said I'm totally okay with Ross getting married. 我知道我说我不在意罗斯结婚 
[18:59.57]But as it turns out... 但是实际上… 
[19:01.64]...I don't think I'm handling it all that well. 我调适得并不好 
[19:05.14]Yeah,maybe. 或许吧 
[19:07.81]And I'm just trying to figure out why. 我正在思考为什么  
[19:10.51]Any luck? 有想到吗？ 
[19:12.41]You know how Ross and I have always been on-again,off-again? 罗斯和我不是一直分分合合？ 
[19:18.09]I guess I just figured, somewhere down the road... 我想我一直觉得在将来 我们会... 
[19:21.49]...we would be on again. 再合… 
[19:23.69]Again. 再分... 
[19:26.26]You know what? I think we all did. 我们都这么觉得 
[19:38.31]I got us reservations for Sunday night. 我订了星期天晚上的餐厅  
[19:40.71]How about Ernie's at 9:00? 厄尼之家9点行吗？ 
[19:42.64]Well,you'd better make it for three. 你得改成三个 
[19:46.48]I don't know if we're going to be hungry at three. 下午3点应该不会饿 
[19:52.79]Three people. 是三个人 
[19:54.59]Joshua's not going to be there. 约书亚不会去 
[19:56.82]What happened? 怎么了？  
[19:58.13]Well,I think he broke up with me. 他应该是跟我分手了 
[20:01.50]No. Why? 天哪，为什么？ 
[20:04.16]Apparently,he scares easy. 他显然易受惊吓 
[20:07.63]Rachel,I'm sorry. 我很遗撼  
[20:10.67]It's okay. 没关系 
[20:13.41]Sometimes things don't work out the way you thought they would. 人生不如意事十常八九 
[20:19.91]Come here. 过来 
[20:28.29]Don't you have to go pick up Emily? 你不用去接艾蜜莉吗？ 要 
[20:33.59]-Are you okay? -Yeah. I got my girls. 你可以吗？ 可以，我有我的姐妹们 
[20:50.58]好难受 
[20:56.95]Hey,you know what might cheer you up? 你知道怎样会比较开心？  
[21:00.12]What? 怎样？ 
[21:05.36]I got to tell you... 说实话 
[21:06.83]...this really does put me in a better mood. 我的心情真的好多了 
[21:11.33]I wish there was a job where I could wear this all the time. 真希望有整天穿婚纱的工作 
[21:16.14]Maybe someday there will be. 也许以后会有 
[21:20.31]Chandler's coming by to borrow candles for his big date. 完了 是钱德来借晚上约会的蜡烛 
[21:24.31]Rachel,don't get it! He'll see us! 瑞秋，别开门，他会看见 
[21:27.31]The groom cannot see the bride. 新郞不能看见新娘 
[21:29.58]I'm not going to marry Chandler. 我又不嫁钱德  
[21:31.69]Not after this! 被看到就得嫁了 
[21:35.29]Okay guys,just relax. 放轻松就对了 
[21:42.96]I do! 我愿意… 
[21:48.40]I got to go. 我得走了 
[21:49.94]我的天，约书亚… 
[21:55.74]Yeah,well,that ought to do it. 真的莎哟娜啦了 
[22:03.08]Food's here. Fair enough. 吃的在这里，很好 
[22:06.25]Fifteen-minute warning. 还有15分钟 
[22:09.62]Late. 
[22:24.97]Dude,I am trying to sleep! 大哥，我想睡觉 
