[00:02.18]Phoebe found out about this lady... 我们跑去海边 因为菲比找到一个女人 
[00:04.88]...who knew her parents, and I don't know what happened. 她认识她的父母 然后我就不知道了 
[00:09.25]I'm your mother. 我是你的母亲 
[00:11.59]Monica joked she wouldn't date Chandler. 摩妮卡开玩笑说 她不会跟钱德这种人约会 
[00:14.93]I don't know what happened there either. 他一直很在意 然后我也不知道了 
[00:18.03]Ross' new girlfriend shows up. 罗斯的新女朋友邦妮跑来 
[00:20.50]Rachel gets Bonnie to shave her head. Then they kiss. 瑞秋说服她理了个大光头 然后罗斯和瑞秋接吻了 
[00:24.60]Now he has to choose Rachel or the bald girl. 现在他得在瑞秋 和光头女之间二选一 
[00:28.11]I don't know what happened there either. 然后我还是不知道 
[00:30.41]Hold on. Let me go get Chandler. 等一下，我去找钱德来 
[00:49.93]She's helping me. My head's sunburned. 她在帮我搽药，我的头晒伤了 
[00:55.47]-Thanks a million. -You're welcome a million. 感激不尽 不用客气 
[00:59.-2]Smell it. 你闻 
[01:03.54]Minty. 凉凉的 
[01:06.91]I'll be in our room. 我先回房去 
[01:23.43]Oh,my God! 天哪 
[01:24.83]I know. 我知道 
[01:30.10]I got to go. 好，我走了 
[01:32.20]Why? 什么？为什么？ 
[01:33.37]I got to go break up with Bonnie. 我得跟邦妮分手 
[01:36.61]Here? Now? 在这里？现在？ 
[01:38.41]I can't stay here all night. 我不能整晚留在这里 
[01:40.51]If I go in there,she'll want to... 要是我回房，她会想… 
[01:44.05]...do stuff. 嘿咻 
[01:46.25]Can't you say you aren't in the mood? 你不能说你没心情吗？ 
[01:49.12]No,she likes that. 她喜欢那样 
[01:52.59]Faking sleep doesn't work. 装睡也没用 
[01:54.59]I've woken up many times with her 我经常早上醒来发现她在… 
[01:57.30]好 
[02:00.03]-Why am I telling you? -I don't know. 我说这个干什么？ 我不知道 
[02:12.21]-Not every morning -Making it worse! 并不是每天早上都… 再描会更黑 
[02:16.71]The One with the Jellyfish 本集播出：“前缘难续” 
[03:04.36]You probably want to know how it happened. 你大概想知道前因后果 
[03:07.60]I think I can figure it out. 我猜想得到 
[03:10.30]I was born,and then everyone lied their asses off. 我出生之后 大家开始卯起来撒谎 
[03:14.84]No,it wasn't like that. 不是那样的 
[03:17.64]Remember how I said Lilly,Frank and I were close? 我不是说过 莉莉、法兰克和我很要好？ 
[03:22.41]We were very close. 我们非常要好 
[03:24.25]How close? 怎么说？ 
[03:25.82]The three of us were kind of a couple. 我们三个是一对 
[03:31.26]I don't know how that would work. 三个怎么会是一对 
[03:33.89]I'm not asking! 我们… 我不是在问你 
[03:36.36]Anyhow,somehow I got pregnant... 总之，我不知怎的怀孕了 
[03:39.60]...and I was... 我很… 
[03:41.57]...scared. I was stupid and selfish.... …害怕，我愚昧又自私… 
[03:45.94]I was 18 years old. Remember what it was like to be 18? 我才18岁 还记得你的18岁吗？ 
[03:50.61]Mom killed herself and my dad ran off. 记得，妈自杀，爸跑掉 
[03:53.68]I lived in a Gremlin with a guy who talked to his hand. 我跟一个叫山迪的人住在一起 他会跟他的手说话 
[03:59.85]I'm sorry. I thought I'd left you with the best parents. 对不起 我以为他们是世上最好的父母 
[04:04.46]I didn't hear about them till a few years ago. 直到几年前 我才听说他们的事 
[04:07.59]By then,you were already grown-up. 当时你已经长大了 
[04:09.93]You're here and I would really like to get to know you. 既然你来了，我也想多认识你 
[04:14.70]Well,everybody does. 每个人都想认识我 
[04:17.87]I'm a really cool person. 我是个很酷的人 
[04:20.21]You had 29 years to find out, but you didn't even try. 你有29年的时间可以查 却连试都没试 
[04:25.38]You walked out on me, and I'll do the same. 你扔下我不管，现在我也要 
[04:29.48]I don't ever want to see you again. 等一下 
[04:29.71]我不想再见到你 
[04:36.-4]Where's my purse? 我的皮包呢？ 
[04:39.79]Shoot! We're out of soda. 讨厌，没有汽水了 
[04:42.06]-I'll get you some. -Really? 我去帮你买 真的？ 
[04:44.56]No,because I'm not your boyfriend. 才怪，我又不是你的男朋友 
[04:49.00]Hey,Pheebs,how'd it go? 菲比，怎么样？ 
[04:53.44]My mom's friend,Phoebe, is actually my birth mom. 我妈的朋友菲比 其实是我的亲生母亲 
[05:00.28]I found a dried-up seahorse. 我检到一个干掉的海马 
[05:03.62]What do you mean? 什么意思？ 
[05:05.25]My new mom, who's a big fat abandoner. 我的新妈妈当年抛弃了我 
[05:09.75]Don't you want to stay here and talk about it? 菲比，等等 你不坐下来聊一聊吗？ 
[05:15.16]I need to be alone. 不了，我想静一静 
[05:20.06]摩妮卡 
[05:27.01]Man. Hey... 
[05:29.14]...what if you found out that your mom wasn't really your mom... 要是你发现你妈不是你妈 
[05:32.61]...and your new mom turned out to be really hot? 而你的新妈妈又很辣呢？ 
[05:36.45]Oh,man,huh? 
[05:40.49]But,it's your mom. 但她是你妈耶 
[05:43.35]No,I'm talking about your mom. 不，我是在说你妈 
[05:55.77]It's over. 结束了 
[05:58.37]Was it awful? 很惨吗？ 
[06:00.20]It was long. 很久 
[06:02.47]I didn't realize how late it was... 我没意识到那么晚了 
[06:04.78]...till I saw the five o'clock shadow on her head. 直到她头上出现5点钟的日影 
[06:13.22]She didn't want to stay. I called a cab. She just left. 她不想留下来 我帮她叫了车，她刚走 
[06:25.-3]I wrote you a letter. 我写了封信给你 
[06:27.23]Oh,thank you! 谢谢 
[06:30.17]I like mail. 我喜欢收信 
[06:36.24]It's just some things I've been thinking about. About us. 我想了一些关于我们的事 
[06:40.61]Before we even think about us getting back together... 在我们考虑复合之前 
[06:44.28]...I need to know how you feel about this stuff. 我得知道你对这封信的想法 
[06:50.15]好 
[06:57.83]It's 5:30 in the morning. 现在是早上5点半 
[07:02.83]So I'd better get cracking on this baby. 我最好赶快看完 
[07:09.14]I'll be waiting for you. Come up when you're done. 我等你，看完就上来 
[07:12.51]I'll be up... 好，我要花… 
[07:15.31]...in 18 pages. 十八页的时间 
[07:19.-4]Front and back. 从头到尾 
[07:22.12]Very exciting! 好兴奋喔 
[07:50.-1]What happened to you? Why didn't you come up? 怎么了？你怎么没上来？ 
[07:53.15]Done. 看完了 
[07:56.09]-You just finished? -I wanted to be thorough. 你才刚看完？ 我想看仔细一点 
[08:00.02]This is clearly very important to you. To us. 这对你…对我们显然很重要 
[08:05.36]I wanted to read every word carefully. 我想一字一句用心斟酌 
[08:09.33]Twice. 斟酌两次 
[08:14.94]Does it? 所以…行吗？ 
[08:22.31]I'm sorry? 什么？ 
[08:25.48]Does it? 行吗？ 
[08:28.22]Does it? Does it? 行吗？行吗？ 
[08:35.09]I wanted to give that whole "Does it?" part another glance. 我想再瞄一眼“行吗”的部份 
[08:39.93]What do you mean? You said you read it twice. 什么意思？你说你看了两次 
[08:43.30]It either does or doesn't. If you have to think 行不行一句话 如果你还要考虑… 
[08:47.14]No,I don't have to think about it. 不，我不用考虑，不用 
[08:50.61]In fact... 事实上… 
[08:52.64]...I've decided. I have decided... 我已经决定了，我决定… 
[08:55.88]...that it... 这件事… 
[09:03.05]...does. 行 
[09:21.24]-Are you sure? -Sure,I'm sure! 你确定？ 确定 
[09:31.42]There's a nuclear holocaust. I'm the last man on earth. 好，发生核爆灾难 我是世上仅存的男人 
[09:36.-4]Would you go out with me? 你会跟我约会吗？ 
[09:43.46]I've got canned goods. 我有罐头喔 
[09:46.93]Take a look at this! 喂，你们看 
[09:49.27]Check this baby out! Dug me a hole. 你们瞧瞧，我挖了个洞 
[09:54.47]Excellent hole,Joe. 好棒的洞啊 
[09:58.24]Oh,no! My hole! 不！我的洞！ 
[10:00.71]My foot! 我的脚！ 
[10:03.25]What is it? 怎么了？ 
[10:04.75]Jellyfish sting! It hurts! 我被水母咬了，好痛… 
[10:08.15]Can we help you to the house? 要不要扶你回去？ 
[10:10.35]It's two miles. 2哩耶 
[10:11.89]And I'm tired from digging. 而且我挖洞挖得好累 
[10:15.73]Damn the jellyfish! 该死的水母 
[10:17.73]Damn all the jellyfish! 所有的水母都去死 
[10:20.40]Do something. 得想个办法 
[10:21.93]There's only one thing. 只有一个办法 
[10:23.60]What is it? 什么办法？ 
[10:24.94]Pee on it. 在伤口上撒尿 
[10:29.04]Gross! 什么？好恶！ 
[10:30.27]I saw it on Discovery Channel. 别怪我 我是在探索频道上看到的 
[10:32.74]He's right. There's ammonia in that... 他没唬你，尿液里有氨 
[10:36.75]...that kills the pain. 可以止痛 
[10:38.38]Forget it. It doesn't hurt that bad! 我不要，其实没那么痛… 
[10:43.45]You can use my hole for privacy. 你可以躲进我的洞里 
[10:48.93]I'm ready to get the hell out of here. 我准备好要走了 
[10:54.57]Are you? 你们…？真的？ 
[10:57.47]That's so great! 太棒了 
[10:59.70]Not for Bonnie. 邦妮好可怜 
[11:02.84]But for you,yea! 但恭喜你们了 
[11:06.44]-How was the beach? -Nothing. I don't know. 海边好玩吗？ 不怎么样，我不知道 
[11:12.48]-What happened? -Nothing. 怎么了？ 没事 
[11:14.65]-I'm going to shower. -Me too. 我要去冲澡 我也是 
[11:17.39]Me too. 我也是 
[11:19.89]I'll put this in the car. 我把袋子拿到车上 
[11:21.79]I have to go pack! 我得去收东西 
[11:25.33]-And it really does? -lt does. 真的行吗？ 行 
[11:28.17]It really and truly does. 真的真的行 
[11:53.-3]It so does not! 行你个头！ 
[11:59.66]（中央咖啡馆） 
[12:01.87]She wants me to take responsibility for everything that went wrong. 她要我对我们的失和 负起全部的责任 
[12:07.04]She goes on for five pages about how I was unfaithful to her. 她写了整整五页 说我如何不忠 
[12:12.58]We were on a break! 我们当时分手了 
[12:15.45]If you say that one more time, I'll break up with you. 天哪，你再说一次 我就跟你分手 
[12:21.02]This breakup was not all my fault. She says here... 分手不是我一个人的错 她写说 
[12:25.00]..."lf you accept full responsibility... “要是你负起全部的责任” 
[12:28.00]...I can begin to trust you again. “我就能再次信任你” 
[12:30.73]Does that seem like something you can do? Does it?" “你想你办得到吗？行吗？” 
[12:37.10]不行 
[12:39.74]You have what you want. You're back with her. 你得偿所愿，跟她复合了 
[12:43.24]If you bring this up now, you'll wreck it. 现在提出来 会毁了你一生中最美好的事 
[12:46.48]Yeah,I know. You're right. 我知道，你说得对 
[12:51.08]I'll let it go. 我会就此打住 
[12:52.58]But you know how hard it is to forget this? 但你们了解这件事很难忘记吧 
[12:56.02]Sure,it's hard... 当然很难 
[12:57.86]...but you don't have to talk about it. 但你不必拿出来谈 
[13:01.49]A lot happened on that trip... 这次度假有很多事  
[13:04.10]...that we should never,ever talk about. 都该从此绝口不提 
[13:09.87]What happened on that beach? 在海边到底怎么了？ 
[13:13.77]It's between us and the sea,Ross. 那是我们和大海的秘密 
[13:26.35]Hi,Ursula. 乌苏拉 
[13:29.19]I know that we haven't talked in a long time. 我知道我们很久没联络了 
[13:33.09]Our mom is not our birth mom. This other lady is our birth mom. 但我们的妈妈不是亲妈妈 另一个女的才是 
[13:38.06]Right,the one that lives in Montauk. 对，住在莫陶克的那个 
[13:41.67]You know her? 你认识她？ 
[13:42.93]No. I read about her in Mom's suicide note. 不认识，但妈的遗书里有提到 
[13:46.94]There was a suicide note? Do you still have it? 妈有留遗书？还在吗？ 
[13:52.11]Hang on. 等一下 
[13:56.05]I can't believe you didn't tell me there was a suicide note. 你居然没告诉我有遗书 
[13:59.25]Yeah,so how have you been doing? 是啊，你最近好吗？ 
[14:02.79]Shut up! 我…闭嘴 
[14:08.59]"Goodbye,Phoebe and Ursula. I'll miss you. “别了，菲比与乌苏拉” “我会想念你们” 
[14:11.50]P.S. Your mom lives in Montauk." “又：你们母亲住在莫陶克” 
[14:15.30]You just wrote this! 这是你刚才写的 
[14:18.24]It's pretty much the gist. 差不多是这个意思 
[14:22.11]Except for the poem. You read the poem,right? 只差那首诗，你读过那首诗吧 
[14:25.58]没有 
[14:27.55]All right. Hang on. 等一下 
[14:34.49]Pass the cheese,please. 请把起司给我 
[14:41.83]You can't even look at me,can you? 你连看都不敢看我，对吧？ 
[14:45.00]对 
[14:47.70]It's Phoebe! We can talk to Phoebe! 是菲比！我们可以跟菲比说话 
[14:52.37]I'm too depressed to talk. 我很沮丧，不想说话 
[14:54.41]I'll give you $1000 to talk to us. 我给你1千元开口费 
[14:57.71]What about making that beach trip an annual thing? 我们要不要每年都回去玩？ 
[15:02.18]不要 
[15:04.22]What happened out there? 够了，到底出了什么事？ 
[15:06.68]What? We took a walk. Nothing happened. 什么？ 我们只是去散步，没什么 
[15:10.19]I came back with nothing all over me. 我身上什么都没沾到 
[15:13.52]What happened? Joey? 拜托，到底是…乔伊？ 
[15:17.00]All right. 好吧 不行 
[15:18.43]We swore we'd never tell. 我们发誓要死守秘密 
[15:20.56]They'll never understand. 他们不会了解的 
[15:25.84]We have to get it out. It's eating me alive! 我们得说出来，我快被逼疯了 
[15:32.61]-Monica got stung by a jellyfish. -All right! 摩妮卡被水母咬到 好吧 
[15:39.38]好吧 
[15:43.82]I got stung. 我被咬到 
[15:46.69]Stung bad. 咬得很严重 
[15:50.49]I couldn't stand. 站都站不直 
[15:52.66]I couldn't walk. 走也走不动 
[15:54.63]We were two miles from the house. 我们离小屋2哩远 
[15:58.50]We were scared and alone. 既孤单又害怕 
[16:01.27]We didn't think we could make it. 我们还以为死定了 
[16:08.25]I was in too much pain. 我痛得要命 
[16:10.-1]And I was tired from digging. 我刚挖完洞好累 
[16:14.65]Then Joey remembered something. 然后乔伊想起一件事 
[16:18.39]I'd seen it on Discovery Channel. 是在探索频道上看到的 
[16:21.-3]Wait,I saw that. 慢着，我也看过 
[16:22.79]On the Discovery Channel. About jellyfish and how if you 是探索频道没错 它说要是你被水母… 
[16:31.84]You peed on yourself? 你在自己身上撒尿？ 
[16:35.61]You can't say that! You don't know! 你不能这么说！你不知道 
[16:39.21]I thought I would pass out. 我都快痛昏了 
[16:42.25]I tried,but I couldn't... 我试过，但没办法… 
[16:45.78]...bend that way. 弯成那个姿势 
[16:49.89]所以… 
[16:57.-3]That's right. I stepped up. 没错，我挺身而出 
[17:02.27]She's my friend and she needed help. 她是我的朋友，她需要帮助 
[17:05.54]If I had to, I'd pee on any of you. 如果有必要 我也会在你们身上撒尿 
[17:13.64]Only... 只不过… 
[17:14.88]...I couldn't. 我尿不出来 
[17:19.62]I got the stage fright. 我怯场了 
[17:23.12]I wanted to help, but there was too much pressure. 我很想帮忙，但压力太大了 
[17:27.32]So I turned to Chandler. 所以我找钱德 
[17:32.66]Joey kept screaming at me, "Do it now. Do it. Do it now!" 乔伊一直对我大叫 “快尿！快点尿！” 
[17:38.50]Sometimes,late at night, I can still hear the screaming. 有时在深夜里 我还会听到那个叫声 
[17:44.84]Because I do it through my wall to freak you out. 那是我在隔壁吓你 
[17:49.18]Maybe there's somebody you guys could talk to. 也许你们可以找人谈谈 
[17:51.42]Oh,who? 找谁？  
[17:53.18]It's not like they have a group for people like us. 难道这种事还有团体治疗？ 
[17:57.15]Yeah,no,there's this guy Owen,he's the best. 有个叫欧文的很厉害 
[18:00.92]Might have his card. 我有他的名片 
[18:04.80]And fuchsia and mauve 还有紫红色和淡紫色 
[18:09.13]Those are the 66 colors of my bedroom 这就是我房里的六十六种颜色 
[18:16.07]I invite all of you to count the colors in your bedroom. 大家都回去算算房里的颜色吧 
[18:21.58]Except for you. You go away. 你除外，你给我滚 
[18:28.00]I'll go in a second. 我马上就走 
[18:30.25]I just want to tell you... 我只想告诉你 
[18:32.42]...there wasn't a day I didn't regret giving you up. 我每天都在后悔把你送人 
[18:36.63]Okay,bye. 好，再见 
[18:40.-3]I'm not done. 我还没说完 
[18:41.37]The reason I never looked you up was because... 我之所以没找过你是因为… 
[18:45.20]...I was afraid you'd react... 我很怕你的反应 
[18:47.37]...just like the way you're reacting now. 会跟现在一样 
[18:51.-2]Can't we just start from here? Please? 我们不能从现在开始吗？ 
[18:56.05]No. 不行 
[19:01.09]好吧 
[19:02.92]Sorry. 抱歉 
[19:06.66]One last thing. 最后一件事 
[19:09.33]You came looking for family. 你来找你的家人 
[19:13.26]I'm family. 我就是了 
[19:16.40]I'm it. 没别人了 
[19:20.94]Now I'm done. 我说完了 
[19:25.78]It's not like we're losing anything. 我们又没什么损失 
[19:30.01]I guess you're right. 你说得对 
[19:32.35]It's not like we know each other or have anything in common. 我们又不熟 也没什么共同点 
[19:37.22]I don't know. It's not like... 我不晓得，我们不见得… 
[19:39.26]...we don't have anything in common. 没有共同点 
[19:43.69]I mean,I like pizza. 像我喜欢披萨 
[19:47.30]I like pizza! 我也喜欢披萨 
[19:50.43]Wait,I like the Beatles. 是吗？等等，我喜欢披头四 
[19:53.17]Oh,my God! So do l. 天哪，我也是 
[19:56.91]Puppies. Cute or ugly? 等等，小狗狗可不可爱？ 
[19:59.18]So cute! 可爱死了 
[20:02.61]You see? 看吧 
[20:04.78]But I'm still mad at you. 但我还是很气你 
[20:06.92]I know. 我知道 
[20:09.52]I'm mad at me too. 我也很气自己 
[20:13.09]Do you want to get something to eat? I'm kind of hungry. 你想吃东西吗？我有点饿 
[20:17.79]Hey! Me too! 我也是  
[20:19.80]Uncanny. 太不可思议了 
[20:23.60]It looks like rain and I don't have my umbrella. 好像快下雨了，我没带伞 
[20:26.24]Me neither. I really hate that. 我也是，真讨厌 
[20:27.91]Stop it. Now you're just doing it to freak me out. 够了，你现在只是想吓我 
[20:37.61]I missed you. 我好想你 
[20:39.52]I missed you too. 我也很想你 
[20:44.22]I was so nervous about that letter. 我对那封信好紧张 
[20:50.09]But the way you owned up to everything... 但是你这么坦然认错 
[20:53.73]...it just showed me how much you've grown. 证明你真的成长不少 
[20:59.57]I suppose. 大概吧 
[21:02.14]You have,Ross. You should give yourself credit. 你有，罗斯，你不该妄自菲薄 
[21:06.44]My mom never thought this would work out. 我妈一直觉得我们无法复合 
[21:11.-1]She said,"Once a cheater, always a cheater." 她说：出轨是不可原谅的 
[21:18.76]I just wish we hadn't lost those four months. 真希望没有这4个月的空白 
[21:22.43]But if time was what you needed to gain a little perspective.... 但要是时间能让你看清楚一点 
[21:28.93]We were on a break! 我们当时分手了！ 
[21:32.87]-Coffeehouse? -You bet. 喝咖啡？ 好 
[21:35.37]It took two people to break up this relationship. 这段感情会破裂是两个人的错 
[21:39.68]You and that girl, which yesterday you took full responsibility for. 对，你和影印店那个女的 你昨天表明愿意负责 
[21:45.02]I didn't know what I took responsibility for. 我不知道我负的是什么责 
[21:48.-4]I didn't finish the letter. 我没把信看完 什么？ 
[21:50.59]I fell asleep. 我睡着了 
[21:52.12]You fell asleep? 你睡着了？ 
[21:55.09]It was 5:30 in the morning. 当时是早上5点半 
[21:58.16]And you had rambled on for 18 pages. 你一废话就废话了十八页 
[22:04.43]Front and back! 从头到尾 
[22:08.41]By the way,Y-O-U-apostrophe-R-E means "you are." 还有 “you're”是指“you are” 
[22:13.54]Y-O-U-R means "your." “Y-O-U-R”是代表your 
[22:16.31]I can't believe I thought of getting back with you! We are so over. 我居然会想跟你复合 我们根本就完了 
[22:23.00]Fine by me! 无所谓 
[22:25.66]Those spelling tips will be handy Saturday nights at home... 你星期六晚上 跟摩妮卡玩拼字游戏时 
[22:30.03]...playing Scrabble with Monica. 一定不会写错字 
[22:32.53]Sorry! 对不起 
[22:35.-2]All that sleep you'll miss wishing you were with me! 我只可怜你会想我想到失眠 
[22:38.70]Don't worry about me falling asleep. 别怕我会睡不着 
[22:41.47]I still have your letter! 我还有你的信 
[22:45.54]Just so you know, it's not that common. 顺便告诉你 这种事并不常见 
[22:48.58]It doesn't happen to every guy. 并非男人都会这样 
[22:51.05]And it is a big deal! 这是很严重的 
[22:53.85]I knew it! 我就知道 
[23:00.29]Gin. 我赢了 
[23:02.93]We were playing gin? 我们在玩金罗美牌？ 
[23:07.00]If we were a couple, we could play naked. 如果我们是一对，就可以光着身体玩了 
[23:11.07]-Would you stop? -Okay. All right. 别再说了 好吧 
[23:14.94]All right. 好啦 
[23:16.01]I think you're great. 我觉得你很棒 
[23:18.04]I think you're sweet and smart... 我觉得你人很好，很聪明 
[23:21.35]...and I love you. 我爱你 
[23:24.38]But you'll always be the guy who peed on me. 但你永远是在我身上撒尿的人 
