[00:05.30]-What are you doing? -I reorganized the fridge. 你在做什么？ 我重新整理过冰箱 
[00:09.30]See? Bottom shelf, meats and dairy. 最底下放肉跟奶制品 
[00:13.31]Middle shelf,fruits and vegetables. 中间放水果蔬菜 
[00:16.54]And top shelf,expired products. 最上面放过期食物 
[00:21.22]Why are you doing this? 你吃饱撑着啊？ 
[00:22.65]Because I'm bored out of my mind. 因为我无聊到快抓狂了 
[00:25.09]I've already been to the bank, post office and dry cleaners. 我已经去过 银行、邮局、干洗店 
[00:29.12]Dude,you just described seven days' worth of stuff. 老兄，你做完我一周的工作 
[00:32.96]Spread it out a little. Haven't you ever been unemployed? 你要放轻松一点 难道你从来没失业过？ 
[00:36.77]I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. 我不是失业 只是进修中（有安息之意） 
[00:39.27]Hey,don't get religious on me,okay? 少跟我传教 
[00:42.90]A guy in your position needs to be better at relaxing. 你应该练习放轻松 
[00:47.01]That's why we have comfortable chairs. Here,sit down. 不然我们家怎么会有安乐椅？ 过来…坐下 
[00:52.81]Ready? Watch. 准备好没？仔细看了 
[00:56.18]And then.... 然后…真好 
[01:00.16]-So,what? We just sit? -Oh,no,no. 就光坐着？ 当然不是 
[01:02.52]We're not gonna just sit. Watch. 不只是坐着 看好了 
[01:08.86]-Hello,Chandler Bing. -Hello,Mr. Bing. 我是钱德宾 宾先生 
[01:12.20]I love you. 我爱你 
[01:14.97]All right,whoever this is, stop calling me! 不管你是谁，别再打了 
[01:19.77]It's been 6 months! It's not funny! 你已经骚扰我半年 一点也不好笑 
[01:23.91]I can see you, Mr. Bing. 宾先生，我看得到你 
[01:27.65]You look sexy in your new suit. 你穿新西装真性感 
[01:30.75]Leave me alone! For the love of God, leave me alone! 求你行行好，别再骚扰我了 
[01:34.26]And that's Wednesday. 这只是周三的乐子 
[01:37.83]The One with The lnappropriate Sister 本集播出：“情比兄妹深” 
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[02:25.64]Hey,you guys! Guess what? 告诉你们 
[02:30.98]The British are coming? 英国人要打来啦？ 
[02:34.18]Oh,you and your ways. 你的笑话真冷 
[02:37.99]Since it's Christmas, I'm going to be collecting donations. 耶诞节快到了 我要负责去乐捐募款 
[02:42.49]I have my bell and later on I get my bucket. 我已经拿到铃铛 过几天就能拿到募捐筒 
[02:47.56]I'll be spreading joy to the people. 我要散播欢乐给大家 
[02:49.90]Last year I spread a little joy, but not enough. 去年散播的不够多 
[02:53.10]So this year I'm doing the whole city. 今年一定要让全纽约 都感受到 
[02:57.34]I knew a girl in high school who did that. She was very popular. 我有个高中同学也跟你一样 她很红 
[03:02.51]It's weird,you're starting to sound a lot like Chandler lately. 怪了，你口气跟钱德越来越像 
[03:06.31]That is so not true. 胡说八道 
[03:10.12]So,Phoebe,where are you doing your bell-ringing? 菲比，你要去哪里摇铃？ 
[03:13.56]They gave me a great spot right by Macy's. 我分到梅西百货旁当红位子 
[03:16.36]They never give a good spot to a rookie... 新人很少分到这位子 
[03:18.99]...but I'm the only one who can say "Merry Christmas" in 25 languages. 可是只有我会用25种语言 说耶诞快乐 
[03:24.03]I lied! 我唬人的 
[03:26.53]Oh,my God. Here's Danny. 天啊，丹尼在那边 
[03:28.80]Just watch this. 你们看 
[03:33.47]See? Still pretending he's not interested. 看见没？还在假装对我没兴趣 
[03:39.51]He's coming over. Pretend we've forgotten who he is. 他走过来了，大家装不认识他 忘记他是谁 
[03:42.65]-Hey,guys. -Hey,Danny. 你们好 丹尼 
[03:46.39]Oh,Danny! Hey! 丹尼 
[03:49.92]You know Rachel. She's nice. She's not bad to look at,right? 丹尼，你认得瑞秋吧 她人很好，长得也不赖吧？ 
[03:54.73]Thanks,Mon. 谢了，摩妮卡 
[03:56.56]Of course. 当然啦 
[03:58.10]Do you want to go out on a date with her? 你要不要跟她约会？ 
[04:02.10]Absolutely. Is Friday okay? 好啊，周五可以吗？ 
[04:06.27]Friday is perfect. She can't wait. 非常好，她等不及要赴约 
[04:09.11]On the date,I'll be able to talk to her directly? 约会时 我可以直接跟她说话吧？ 
[04:13.28]See you Friday. 周五见 
[04:16.02]Okay,what the hell was that? You know what? Don't answer me. 你搞什么？ 算了，不用说了 
[04:20.09]I have a date with Danny! 我要跟丹尼约会咯 
[04:23.59]All right,it's 4:30, I guess my lunch break is over. 已经4点半，午休该结束了 
[04:28.76]-What are you guys gonna do? -lf you're going back to work... 你们等下要干么？ 既然你要回去上班 
[04:31.70]...I'll probably just hang out. You know,make some calls. 我们大概一起打几个电话吧 真不错 
[04:41.21]How could I not get the part? 我怎么会落选？ 
[04:43.31]The play was about a 29-year-old ltalian actor from Queens! 主角就是出身皇后区的 29岁意大利演员 
[04:47.32]Well,Talia Shire suddenly became available. 泰莉雅雪儿突然有空 
[04:50.55]She's a woman! 她是欧巴桑耶 
[04:52.89]What can I say? She nailed it! 你要我说什么？ 人家就是有办法 
[04:58.46]Is there anything else? 好吧，还有什么戏份？ 
[05:00.33]You'll just say no again,but... 你一定又会拒绝…  
[05:02.90]...gay porn? 同性恋A片？ 
[05:07.30]Happy holidays! 佳节快乐 
[05:09.00]Feliz Navidad! 耶诞快乐（西班牙文） 
[05:11.74]Allo and Merry Christmas! 嗨（法文），耶诞快乐 
[05:14.34]Oh,thank you,sir! Here's some joy. 谢谢你，祝你幸福 
[05:19.81]-How's it going? -It's going okay. 我来看看你做得如何 很顺利 
[05:22.15]Good. Let me help you out. 那好，我顺便捐点钱 
[05:24.25]Oh,thanks! 谢谢 甭客气 
[05:28.42]Is that a new suede jacket? It looks really expensive. 新的鹿皮外套？好像很贵 
[05:33.33]Yeah. I guess. 是不便宜 
[05:37.77]Just get your nails done? 你刚去做指甲？ 
[05:40.67]Yes,Phoebe,but this is all I have,okay? 对，我只剩这些钱了 
[05:43.87]Thanks. Happy holidays! Here's your joy. 谢啦，佳节快乐，祝你幸福 
[05:47.71]Thank you! Happy holidays and Wait. 谢谢，佳节愉快 等等 
[05:50.51]-You can't take money out. -I'm making change for the bus. 只能捐钱不能拿 我跟你换零钱搭公车 
[05:54.35]Can't you leave the dollar for the poor? 拿零钱就好 其他钱是要救济穷人的 
[05:57.19]I'm poor. I gotta take the bus. 我就是穷人，而且还得搭公车 
[06:00.12]Okay,season's greetings and everything, but still 佳节愉快，可是你不能… 
[06:02.69]Bite me, blondie! 咬我啊，小妞 
[06:06.96]I'm going to give him something besides joy. Just 除了祝他幸福，我还要… 
[06:15.14]I can't believe I didn't get that part. 那个角色根本就是为我而写 结果我竟然落选 
[06:18.44]I'm sorry,man. 很遗憾 
[06:21.08]What you should do... 你知道该怎么做吗？ 
[06:22.78]...is make something happen for yourself. 你要自己创造机会 
[06:25.51]You know, like write a play. 例如写个电影剧本 
[06:28.02]Or a movie. What about those Good Will Hunting guys? 或者拍部电影 就像“心灵捕手”那两个 
[06:31.79]Be realistic,you know? If I did write something... 罗斯，少作白日梦了 就算我写出剧本 
[06:35.79]...what are the chances I could get those guys to star in it? 哪有办法请到他们？ 
[06:42.50]Wait a second. I could star in it! 有了，我可以自己主演 
[06:44.80]Or that. 也可以 
[06:47.77]I can't write. I mean,I'm an actor. 我不会写剧本 我是演员 
[06:50.77]I could act like a writer. Here.... 我可以装成编剧 
[06:59.48]But see? Nada. 不过…什么也写不出来 
[07:02.88]I don't have the discipline that it takes. I can't do it. 我不像编剧一样有纪律 我办不到 
[07:07.36]I'll help you. 我可以帮你 
[07:08.62]Yeah. I'll make up a schedule and make sure you stick to it. 帮你订出时间表 盯着你乖乖照做 
[07:12.96]Plus,it'll give me something to do. 我自己也有事做了 
[07:15.46]You'd do that for me? Thanks. 真的？你愿意帮我？ 
[07:17.97]We'll start slow. All you have to come up with tonight... 对 谢谢 一开始慢慢来 今晚之前... 
[07:21.64]...is the name of your main character. ...只要想好主角名字 
[07:24.67]-Done. -And it can't be Joey. 好了 不可以是乔伊  
[07:26.67]-It's not. -Or Joseph. 不是 也不能是约瑟夫 
[07:35.48]What's up? 你怎么啦？ 
[07:36.68]I just saw Danny on the subway with a girl... 我刚看到丹尼跟女生搭地铁 
[07:39.89]...and he had his arm around her. 他还搂着她 
[07:42.22]Honey,I'm sorry. 我真为你难过 
[07:43.59]You should be. This is all your fault. 你的确该难过，一切都要怪你 
[07:47.53]You meddled in our relationship! 谁叫你插手我们的感情世界 
[07:50.67]You had no relationship! 你们根本没在一起 
[07:52.60]But I was doing my thing and everything... 不过我已经拟好计划  
[07:55.34]...was going according to the plan! 一切都按部就班进行中 
[07:57.61]Oh, God, stop with the plan! 拜托 别再提你的鸟计划 
[08:02.11]So what if you saw him with a girl? 你看到他跟女生在一起又如何  
[08:04.45]That doesn't mean anything. 那不代表什么 
[08:06.55]You'll go out with Danny and be so charming he'll forget all about... 你就快跟丹尼约会 到时你可以火力全开 
[08:11.29]...that stupid subway girl. 迷得他忘记地铁那个蠢妞 
[08:13.69]She was kind of stupid. 那女生的确傻里傻气 
[08:16.59]You're right. I'm just going to go on the date. 你说得对 好，我就去约会 
[08:20.19]I'm just going to go on the date. That is the new plan. 我会去赴约 这就是我的新计划 
[08:26.47]Hurry! 快点 
[08:42.65]-How do you spell "suspicious"? -Why? “多疑”怎么写？ 干嘛？  
[08:46.39]I think this character is going to be suspicious about stuff. 因为这个角色很“多疑” 
[08:51.96]Yes! 帅！ 
[08:53.93]Chandler Bing, seven! Chandler Bing, zero! 钱德宾7分，钱德宾0分 
[08:58.27]You're driving me crazy with that. 看你玩那个都快让我抓狂了 
[09:00.13]-I'll stop. -Don't stop. 我不玩就是了 继续玩 
[09:02.14]Move the bowl further away. Ross could make that shot. 碗拿远一点 连罗斯都投得进 
[09:11.28]Well, you suck. But at least you suck at a man's game now. 真是逊毙了 不过至少你进了成人组 
[09:15.52]-Want to play? -I can't play games. 要不要玩？ 我不能跟你玩  
[09:17.99]Ross'll be home soon. I have to write five pages to stick to his schedule. 罗斯就快回来了 按照他的时间表 我应该写完5页 
[09:22.52]So play for 30 minutes, then write until he gets home. 你可以先玩30分钟 再继续用功到他回家 
[09:26.86]All right. 好吧 
[09:29.20]But listen,what do you say we... 不过  
[09:32.10]...crank it up a notch? 规则应该更困难 
[09:34.20]I'm intrigued. 愿闻其详 
[09:36.00]All right. All we need is a little lighter fluid. 要先找到可燃性液体 
[09:39.27]But be careful. I want our security deposit back. 好，不过你小心点 我还想拿回房租押金 
[09:42.64]We said goodbye to that when we invented hammer darts. 我们发明铁锤标枪时 就拿不回来了 
[09:47.18]Do you even remember which part of the wall is not spackle? 你记得哪面墙壁没补过吗？ 记得，这里 
[09:55.12]Thank you! Happy holiday. 谢谢，佳节愉快 
[10:00.29]No,that's trash,young lady. You can't 小姐，那可是垃圾，不可以… 
[10:03.63]Stop that young lady! She donated trash! 别这样，小姐，她竟然捐垃圾 
[10:10.91]The charity's on fire! 乐捐筒着火了 
[10:13.14]Help! Thank you. I need that! 来人啊 谢谢，我正需要 
[10:16.98]What is this? 那是什么鬼东西？ 
[10:18.85]It's 9:00 in the morning! 现在才早上9点耶 
[10:22.55]All right. "A room." 我看看，场景，房间  
[10:25.32]"A man enters. He looks suspicious." 一名男子满脸狐疑地走进来 
[10:32.59]That's it? 就这样？ 
[10:35.10]You're supposed to have five pages done by now... 乔伊，你今天应该写5页  
[10:38.37]...including an exciting incident. 还包括一个高潮 
[10:42.60]What is all this? "The Official Rulebook of Fireball." 这是什么垃圾？ 大火球游戏规则 
[10:48.34]That's the game we played. 我们刚在玩这游戏 
[10:50.24]It's great. You take a tennis ball,a bowl and lighter 很好玩，道具就是一颗网球 一个碗、可燃液体 
[10:57.55]This is helping your career? You wanted to be an actor. 这对你的事业有帮助吗？我还以为你想当演员  
[11:01.22]Not the creator of "Crazy Lawsuit Game." 不是发明危险游戏被人告 
[11:04.73]You're right. I'll get back to work. 你说得对，我该工作了 
[11:07.19]Shame on you! You should know better! Joey needs to work. 你真不应该，还带坏他 明知道乔伊应该要工作 
[11:10.97]Now come on. 振作点 
[11:14.30]You can have this back when the five pages are done. 等你写完5页才还你 
[11:29.48]-I had a nice time tonight. -So did l. 我今晚很开心 我也是 
[11:32.45]I'm really glad Monica asked us out. 幸好摩妮卡约我们出来 
[11:44.23]I'd love to ask you in, but my sister's visiting. 我很想请你进去 不过我妹来住我家  
[11:47.44]-I think she's asleep on the couch. -Your sister? 她可能睡在沙发上了 你妹妹？ 
[11:51.01]Your sister's asleep on the couch? 睡在沙发上？ 
[11:53.74]I saw you with her on the subway and now she's asleep on the couch! 我上次看到你们搭地铁 现在她还睡在你沙发 
[12:00.15]-I thought I heard you. -Hey,great,you're up. 我就猜是你 太好了，你起床了 
[12:03.35]Rachel,my sister Krista. 瑞秋，这是我妹妹克莉丝塔 
[12:05.65]Nice to meet you. 很高兴认识你 
[12:07.09]I wish you'd warned me. I'd have fixed myself up. 你应该告诉我要带朋友回来 害我穿得邋里邋遢 
[12:10.19]-Like it would help. -You are so bad. 有差吗？ 你真恶劣 
[12:13.26]-You are. -You are. 你才是 是你 
[12:14.60]-You are. -You are! 是你 是你 
[12:17.26]You are so dead. 你完蛋了 
[12:18.93]I'm gonna get you. Come here! 我要教训你一顿 
[12:30.11]It's very nice to meet you. 很高兴认识你 
[12:38.15]Nobody! Nobody respects the bucket! 没有人，没一个人尊重募捐筒 
[12:41.59]You wouldn't believe what people put in here! 大家都丢些莫名其妙的东西 
[12:44.96]Does this look like a garbage can to you? 你觉得这像垃圾桶吗？ 
[12:48.30]Does it look like an ashtray? 不像 像烟灰缸吗？ 
[12:50.66]Does it look like a urinal? 不像 像尿桶吗？ 
[12:54.67]-So you going back out there? -Yeah, but I won't take any more crap. 菲比，你还要回去募捐吗？ 当然，不过我受够了 
[12:59.27]No more Mrs. Nice Bucket. 再也不当募捐好好小姐 
[13:03.48]Good. You're tough. You lived on the street. 加油，你在街上流浪过，够悍 
[13:06.45]I'll go back to being Street Phoebe. 我要当回强人菲比 
[13:10.28]But not totally back. Street Phoebe wouldn't be friends with you guys. 不过也不能一模一样 否则才不会鸟你们 抱歉啦 
[13:18.99]Can I ask you guys something? 可以问个问题吗？ 当然 
[13:21.76]I don't have brothers,so I don't know, but did you guys wrestle? 我没有兄弟，实在不暸解 你们会打来打去吗？ 
[13:26.67]-Oh,yeah. -All the time. 当然会 常常 
[13:28.54]In fact,I was undefeated. 而且我从没输过 
[13:32.44]Well,you weighed 200 pounds. 因为你以前90多公斤 
[13:36.71]Still,I was quick as a cat. 不过我还是跟猫咪一样矫捷 
[13:40.05]I met Danny's sister yesterday. 我昨天碰到丹尼的妹妹 
[13:42.55]-That was the girl on the subway. -You're kidding. 就是跟他一起搭地铁的那个 真的假的？ 
[13:46.05]They were very,you know... 他们非常… 
[13:48.72]...wrestle-y. ...会扭打 
[13:50.49]But I guess that's normal? 这样正常吗？ 
[13:52.99]We don't wrestle now. 我们现在不会这样了 
[13:57.06]Not since I got too strong for you. 自从我长大变壮后就不打了 
[14:00.67]Too strong for me? 长大变壮？ 对 
[14:02.97]You wanna go right now? 你要比划一下吗？ 
[14:05.37]I'll take you right now,buddy! You wanna go? 我可以立刻打败你，信不信？ 
[14:10.01]Oh,fine. 没问题 
[14:13.35]Ready? 预备 
[14:15.32]Wrestle! 开始 
[14:21.39]Okay,you know what? 这个嘛…很好  
[14:23.02]Actually,that helps a lot. Thanks. 谢谢你们帮了大忙 
[14:30.56]Let's go! The puck drops in 20 minutes! 赶快走，20分后就要开打了 乔伊，快点 
[14:33.93]Joey's not going. 乔伊不能去 
[14:35.50]I didn't finish my five pages. 我还没写完5页 
[14:39.04]Finish them tomorrow. 明天再写不就成了？ 
[14:41.01]Tomorrow he's redoing yesterday's pages. 因为他明天要修改昨天的5页 
[14:43.78]Yesterday's pages did not reflect my best work. 我昨天写的有待改进 
[14:47.85]Cut him some slack. If he relaxes, he'll get some work done. 别再逼他，让他透口气 搞不好会写得更好 
[14:52.02]I think he's been relaxing enough, thanks to you... 他已经透够多气了 这都要感谢你跟... 
[14:55.79]...and Fireball. ...大火球 
[14:58.56]If you think Fireball's relaxing, you've never played. 玩大火球可是很紧张 显然你没玩过 
[15:03.03]You're doing this because you're bored. 你拼命压榨乔伊 是因为你自己没事做 
[15:05.77]It's not his fault you're unemployed. 又不是乔伊害你失业的 
[15:08.14]I am not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical! 我不是失业，只是进修中 
[15:11.81]Guys,don't fight. 你们别吵架 
[15:13.64]And I'm doing this because I am Joey's friend. 我之所以这么做 是因为我是乔伊的朋友 
[15:17.31]If you were a friend, you'd be doing the same. 如果你也是他朋友 就该学学我 
[15:20.55]So being a friend means being a jerk? 当朋友就得这么混帐？ 
[15:22.95]If it does,then you're an amazing friend of mine. 要是真如你所说 你可真是我第一号好友 
[15:26.62]Let's settle this over a game of Fireball. 别吵了，大家玩场大火球 别气了 
[15:29.39]-I'll unhook the smoke detectors. -Let's settle this right now. 我去拆掉防火警铃 现在就一了百了 
[15:34.30]There. Now no one's going to the game. 好了，谁也不准去 
[15:38.60]-I paid for those! -You said you would,but you didn't. 门票是我买的 才怪，你每次都说要付钱 却一次也没吐过钱 
[15:42.64]Oh,yeah. 也对 
[15:50.68]We finally get to the top of the mountain... 我们终于爬到山顶 
[15:53.65]...and airhead here forgets the camera. 结果这个笨蛋竟然忘了相机 
[15:56.82]The same thing happened to me one time. 我也发生过这种事情 
[16:01.19]When did that happen to you? 什么时候？ 
[16:04.63]Remember? We were jogging and saw that bird. 上次我们不是到公园慢跑 看到小鸟 
[16:07.83]I wanted to take a picture, but I didn't have my camera. 我想拍下来 竟然没带相机 
[16:11.43]Chasing the churro guy is not jogging. 也对，不过追小贩可不算慢跑 
[16:15.87]Oh,this is so good. You have got to try it. 超好吃，你一定要吃一口 
[16:30.18]-Damn. I got it on my pants. -Here,I'll get it. 糟糕，裤子沾到了 我来擦 
[16:42.50]We better take them off or the stain will set. 最好上楼换件裤子 否则以后洗不掉 
[16:44.87]-I want to wear them tonight. -Oh,great. 而且我今晚约会还要穿 真好 
[16:49.30]Okay, bye. Oh,my God! 再见，天哪 
[16:52.97]-That was unbelievable. -See? I told you. 不可思议 看吧，我早说过了 
[16:55.84]Yeah. Sorry. 可怜的瑞秋 
[16:57.38]I don't believe they're brother and sister. 我不相信他们是兄妹 
[16:59.38]They're brother and sister?! 他们是兄妹？ 
[17:02.75]I guess you'll have to cancel your date. 看来你得取消约会了 
[17:04.75]And call their mother. 而且还要打电话给他们老妈 
[17:08.19]“非尿桶” 
[17:11.73]“我没有百货公司简介” 
[17:19.10]Wait a minute. Open your hand. Let me take a look. 等一下，手张开给我检查 
[17:23.07]Quarter,dime. Lint? Not interested in that. 两毛五、一毛、线头？不要 
[17:27.37]What's this? A Canadian coin? 这是什么？加拿大硬币？ 
[17:29.74]Get out of here! 滚 
[17:34.95]No drinks near the bucket. 不准在募捐筒旁边喝东西 
[17:37.38]Set it down there and then you can make a contribution. 先放在那边才准捐款 
[17:41.52]You can leave the "hurt bunny" look over there too. 少装一副可怜兮兮的样子 
[17:45.69]Hi,Bob. 嗨，鲍柏 
[17:46.89]I thought I told you to get out of here! 不是叫你滚了吗？ 
[17:51.60]Phoebe,we've been getting complaints. 菲比，我们接到申诉  
[17:54.37]-We're moving you to a less high-profile spot. -What？ 上面要调你离开 什么？ 
[17:58.27]-Ginger's taking this corner. -That chick can't handle my corner. 以后这里由金杰负责 这小妞才没这能耐 
[18:03.58]Look, either you leave or we remove you. 你不走，我们就得赶你走 
[18:06.81]Fine. 好 
[18:14.39]I'll give you one pointer. Look out for that bitch. 劝你一句，注意那个臭婆娘 
[18:27.80]-I thought we said 7. -You know what? Let's skip it. 瑞秋，不是约7点吗？ 今天就算了 
[18:32.84]What? Why? 什么？为什么？ 
[18:35.24]You and your sister seem to have a very special bond 你们兄妹似乎…非常要好 
[18:39.31]Oh,great. That "special bond" again. 太好了，又说这句话 
[18:44.52]Why do women have a problem with my being close to my sister? 我跟我妹感情好 又是哪里让女人看不顺眼了？ 
[18:48.86]-I don't know, but..  -Do you have brothers? 听我说，我不知道事实真相 你有兄弟吗？ 
[18:52.76]No,I have two sisters. But one has a very masculine energy. 我有两个妹妹 其中一个很像男人婆 
[18:58.27]-Are you close? -No. They're not very nice people. 你们要好吗？ 没有，她们不是好人 
[19:04.54]I like you. I think this could go somewhere. 我很喜欢你 应该可以顺利交往 
[19:07.67]So I'm close to my family. Don't let it stand in our way. 我是跟家人感情深厚 你就为了这点不鸟我？ 
[19:11.95]Well,I don't know.... 我也不知道… 
[19:14.72]When you put it that way 听你这么说也有道理  
[19:16.95]Danny? Hurry up. The bath's getting cold. 丹尼 快点 洗澡水快凉了 
[19:24.69]-What？ -I'll see you later. 又怎么了？ 我先走了 
[19:30.70]There's some kids playing in the street. 路上有小孩在玩耍 
[19:33.83]Want to go give them a project, ruin their day? 你要不要去叫他们写作业 毁了他们的一天？ 
[19:37.64]If they have a ball, you could stick razors in it... 如果你手边有球 就可以插上剃刀 
[19:41.24]...and teach them a new game: "Gonna-Need-Stitches Ball." 教他们玩“杀人球” 
[19:46.15]Hey,guys! I was at the library. I already finished my five pages. 我整个早上都待在图书馆 已经写完今天的5页了 
[19:51.32]Now we can go to the Ranger game last night! 那我们可以去看昨晚的骑兵队比赛了 
[19:56.16]No,dude. Ross tore up the tickets. 不行，门票给罗斯撕掉了 
[20:03.76]I guess without so many distractions it's easier for you to focus? 没有让你分心的事情 就比较容易专心吧？ 
[20:08.74]Also without somebody breathing down your neck all the livelong day! 没人整天跟在你屁股后面 也比较得心应手吧？ 
[20:15.34]The important thing is, I finished it. And I think it's really good. 随便你们说，总之我写完了 而且写得还不错 
[20:20.25]But it would help if I could hear it. Would you guys read it for me? 不过你们帮忙念台词 才是帮大忙 可不可以念一下？ 
[20:25.22]-Yeah,all right. -All right. 好吧 好 
[20:30.06]"It's a typical New York apartment. “一间普通的纽约公寓” 
[20:32.63]Two guys are hanging out." “两个男人正在家里”，罗斯 
[20:38.93]"Hey,man." 嗨 
[20:40.90]"What is up?" 有什么事？ 
[20:44.04]"About yesterday. I was really wrong. I am sorry." 昨天是我错了，对不起 
[20:48.11]"No,it was me. I'm sorry. I overreacted." 我才该道歉，我反应过头了 
[20:51.75]"Maybe it was both of us. But we had our best friend's inter 或许我们都有错 反正我们都是为了朋友… 
[20:59.05]But we had our best friend's interest at heart." 我们都是为了朋友好 
[21:03.79]"Could I be more sorry?" 我非常不好意思 
[21:11.57]"l don't know. I am one sorry... 我才是该道歉的... 
[21:15.27]...polontologist." ...古生物学家 
[21:21.61]All right, Joey, we get it. 乔伊，我们懂了 
[21:24.34]-I'm sorry. -I'm sorry too. 对不起 我也该道歉 
[21:26.65]Keep reading. The good part's coming up. 你们要继续读下去 精采的才要上场，继续念 
[21:32.09]"l am sorry, Chandler." 对不起，钱德 
[21:35.32]"l am sorry, Ross." 对不起，罗斯 
[21:39.63]"A handsome man enters." “帅哥上场” 
[21:45.30]"l don't know what you're talking about, but I'd like to thank you both. 不知道你们在扯什么 不过我要向你们两位道谢 
[21:50.50]You. You wouldn't let me give up on myself. 你让我不放弃自己 
[21:53.34]And you. 你 
[21:54.98]You co-created Fireball." 你与我一起创造了大火球 
[21:58.88]"The End." “剧终” 
[22:01.68]This took you all day? 这就花了你一整天？ 
[22:05.02]No, this took five minutes. 没有，我只写了5分钟 
[22:07.19]I spent the rest of the day coming up with new Ultimate Fireball! 其他时间都在写 “终极大火球”游戏规则 
[22:17.10]It's a typical New York apartment. Two girls are just hanging out. Go. 场景在一般纽约公寓 屋内有两个女生 
[22:23.64]-"Hi,how are you doing,Kelly?" -"I'm doing just fine. 嗨，凯莉，你好吗？ 我很好 
[22:27.47]God, Tiffany, you smell so great." 提芬妮，你今天好香 
[22:32.41]"It's my new perfume. 我喷了新香水 
[22:34.08]Why don't you come closer where you can really appreciate it?" 你过来一点才闻得仔细 
[22:41.02]-Joey,you are sick. -This is disgusting. 乔伊，你这大变态 恶毙了  
[22:43.82]I'm not reading this. 我才不要念哩 
[22:45.96]Wait,wait,wait! The handsome man was about to enter! 什么？ 等等，帅哥才刚要上场 
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