[00:02.20]Chandler! Chandler! 钱德！钱德 
[00:08.37]I saw what you were doing in the window! 钱德，我从窗户看见了 
[00:11.01]I saw what you're doing to my sister! Get out here! 我看见你在对我妹做什么了 你给我出来 
[00:15.31]Listen,we had a good run. 听着，我们玩得很开心 
[00:17.88]What was it? Four,five months? 总共4个月？5个月？ 
[00:20.32]That's more than most people have in a lifetime. Goodbye. 比很多人一辈子加起来都久 再见，保重，再见了 
[00:25.65]-What are you doing? -I am going on the lam. 你干什么？ 我要落跑 
[00:28.79]Come on,Chandler. I can handle Ross. 过来，我应付得了罗斯 
[00:32.16]Hold on! 等一下 
[00:36.73]Hey,Ross. What's up,bro? 罗斯老哥，你好吗？ 
[00:40.74]What the hell are you doing? 你干了什么好事？  
[00:44.81]What's going on? 发生什么事了？ 
[00:46.07]I think Ross knows about me and Monica. 我想… 罗斯发现我和摩妮卡的事了 
[00:51.21]Dude,he's right there. 他人就在那里 
[00:55.98]I thought you were my best friend! This is my sister! 我以为你是我最好的朋友 这是我妹妹 
[00:59.39]My best friend and my sister! I cannot believe this! 我最要好的朋友和我妹妹 我真不敢相信 
[01:02.59]We're not just messing around. I love her. 我们不是玩玩而已，我爱她  
[01:06.76]I'm in love with her. 我爱着她 
[01:09.76]I'm so sorry that you had to find out this way. 抱歉让你这样发现 
[01:13.40]I'm sorry, but it's true. I love him too. 对不起，但是真的，我也爱他 
[01:23.04]My best friend and my sister! 我最要好的朋友和我妹妹 
[01:28.75]I cannot believe this! 我真不敢相信 
[01:33.19]You guys want to probably get some hugs in too. Big news! 你们也想抱抱吧？大消息喔 
[01:38.13]We've actually known for a while. 我们知道一阵子了 
[01:44.60]What? You guys knew? 什么？你们知道？ 
[01:47.70]You all knew and you didn't tell me? 你们都知道，却没告诉我？ 
[01:49.97]We were worried about you. We didn't know how you were going to react. 我们很担心你 不知道你会有什么反应 
[01:58.11]You were worried about me? 你们担心我？  
[02:01.62]You didn't know how I'd react? 不知道我会有什么反应？ 
[02:06.72]Okay. All right. 好吧 
[02:09.26]Let's clear out of here and let these lovebirds get back to business. 我们要不要清个场 让这对小情人继续办事？ 
[02:16.63]I'm just talking here. He's the one doing your sister. 我只是说说，上你妹妹的是他 
[02:23.44]The One With the Girl Who Hits Joey 本集播出：“情海生波” 
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[02:58.71]“中央咖啡馆” 
[03:00.71]You know what I just realized? 你们猜我想到什么  
[03:02.64]If you guys have kids 要是你们生了小孩… 
[03:04.38]We're having kids? 我们生小孩？  
[03:05.78]I call godfather! 教父是我的 
[03:08.85]You can't just call godfather. 哪能这样用说的 
[03:12.62]Shouldn't her brother be godfather? 你不觉得应该由她哥哥当吗？ 
[03:15.22]Sure. If you cared enough to call it first. 当然，你有心就应该先喊 
[03:19.29]-You're a few steps ahead of us. -Big zero gravity moon steps. 你们想得太远了 十万八千里的远 
[03:24.03]I just thought of the greatest wedding gift. 我刚想到一样最棒的结婚礼物 
[03:27.17]I'll go in on that with you. I couldn't decide. 我跟你送，我什么都想不到 
[03:32.47]Hey,Katie. 凯蒂 
[03:34.04]This is Katie. 各位，这是凯蒂 
[03:35.88]You ready to go? 可以走了吗？ 
[03:37.08]I'll run to the bathroom. 可以，我先上个厕所 往后走 
[03:39.18]Where's lunch? 我们午餐要吃什么？  
[03:40.42]I was thinking Chinese food. 我想吃中国菜 
[03:42.48]I love Chinese! 我最爱吃中国菜了 
[03:44.15]How did you know I love Chinese? 你怎么知道我爱吃中国菜？ 
[03:50.43]She is so cute. 她真可爱， 
[03:52.09]You could fit her in your pocket. 可以塞进口袋里 
[03:56.00]She could fit in that little pocket inside the pocket. 可以塞进口袋的小口袋里 
[04:00.77]I don't know. I like her a lot, and she's really nice,but.... 我不知道，我很喜欢她 她人很好，但是…  
[04:05.01]But what? 但是怎样？ 
[04:08.28]She keeps punching me. 她老爱打我 
[04:12.31]In the cute,little sweet way she just did? 用她刚才那种可爱的方式？ 
[04:15.35]It's a lot harder than it looks. 力道比表面上大多了，好吗？  
[04:19.02]She's hurting me. 她把我打痛了 
[04:21.96]I know what you need. You need a bodyguard. 我知道了，你需要保镖 
[04:24.89]What is Ben doing after preschool? 罗斯，班下课之后有事吗？ 
[04:29.13]Joey is having a problem. A little girl is beating him up. 别这样，乔伊有烦恼 他被个小女孩揍了 
[04:35.14]Joey,come here. 乔伊，过来  
[04:36.54]Honey,I know. This must be really difficult for you,and 我知道你一定非常难受… 
[04:40.21]I'm sorry,am I hurting you? 抱歉，我握痛你了吗？ 
[04:53.59]I brought you some housewarming gifts. 我带了乔迁之礼来 
[04:55.99]Salt, so your life always has flavor. 盐，让你的生活有味 
[04:59.09]Bread, so you never go hungry. 面包，让你永不饥饿 
[05:02.23]And a scented candle for the bathroom. 浴室用香精蜡烛 
[05:05.17]Because,well,you know. 你知道的 
[05:08.54]Thanks. Thanks. And thanks,I guess. 谢谢，谢谢…再次感谢 
[05:14.24]Welcome. I'm Steve Cera, president of the tenants' committee. 欢迎你搬进来 我是史提夫沙拉，管委会主席 
[05:18.11]Ross Geller. And this is my friend Phoebe. 你好，我是罗斯盖勒 这是我朋友菲比 
[05:21.95]Mr. President. 你好 主席先生 
[05:25.19]I came to talk to you about Howard. 我来跟你谈霍华的事 
[05:28.76]He is the handyman who's retiring next week. 霍华？ 他是这里的杂工，下星期退休 
[05:31.43]Everyone who lives here is kicking in $100 as a kind of a thank you. 这里的住户决定每人交1百元 感谢他多年来的辛劳 
[05:36.60]That's nice. 真有人情味  
[05:38.20]Yeah. So, do you want to give me a check? 是啊，所以你想开支票还是… 
[05:43.97]Not now. You can slip it under my door. 你不必现在给我 你可以塞进我家门口 
[05:46.71]No,it's not that. 不是那样的 
[05:48.64]I just moved in. 我才刚搬来 
[05:52.31]Well,the guy's worked here for 25 years. 他在这里工作了25年 
[05:55.65]Yes,but I've lived here for 25 minutes. 但我才搬进来25分钟 
[06:02.12]Okay,I get it. 好，我懂了 
[06:04.49]Wait! Look, I'm sorry, it's just I've never even met Howard. 等等，我很抱歉 但我甚至没见过霍华 
[06:09.43]I mean, I don't know Howard. 我不认识霍华  
[06:12.07]Howard's the handyman. 霍华是杂务工人 
[06:15.77]Yes,but to me,he's just "man." 但对我来说他只是个人 
[06:20.31]Okay. Fine. Whatever. 好，随便 
[06:23.51]Welcome to the building. 欢迎你搬进来 
[06:28.58]Can you believe that guy? 真是有够扯的 
[06:31.02]I really like his glasses. 是啊，我很喜欢他的眼镜 
[06:38.76]So then President Steve told everyone I was a cheapskate... 史提夫主席逢人就说我吝啬  
[06:42.33]...and now the whole building hates me. 现在整栋楼的人都讨厌我 
[06:44.50]A little kid spit on my knee. 有小孩朝我的膝盖吐口水 
[06:48.40]And told me to wipe it off with my $100 bill. 还叫我用百元大钞去擦 
[06:52.51]You really should wipe it off with something. 你是该擦一下 
[06:57.51]You know what? 你们猜怎样？ 
[06:58.75]I'll throw a party. For everyone in the building. 我要办一场派对 邀请整栋楼的人 
[07:02.98]And I'll sit them all down and explain that I am not a bad guy. 我要请他们坐下，告诉他们 我不是坏人 
[07:07.39]I am not a cheap guy. I'm just a guy... 不是吝啬 我只是个... 
[07:10.46]...who stands up for what he believes in. ...坚持理念  
[07:13.03]A man with principles. 有原则的人 
[07:15.66]Sounds like a fun party. 听起来真好玩 
[07:19.53]If you want them to like you, why don't you just pay the $100? 罗斯，如果你希望邻居喜欢你 为什么不付钱算了？ 
[07:23.44]The party will cost you more. 办一场派对更花钱 
[07:25.44]That doesn't matter! 那不重要 
[07:27.21]It's my principles! We're talking about my principles! 这是原则问题 重点是我的原则 
[07:31.05]I thought it was about your neighbors liking you. 好，我以为重点是讨邻居喜欢 
[07:34.52]They'll like me once they come to my awesome party. 等他们参加过我的派对 就会喜欢我了 
[07:40.32]I gotta get some nametags. 我得走了，我要去买名牌 
[07:45.96]And that crazy party animal will be your brother-in-law. 那个派对动物会是你的大舅子 
[07:51.03]Very funny. But don't say that to Monica. 真幽默，但别对着摩妮卡讲  
[07:53.73]Don't put any ideas in her head. 别让她有那些念头 
[07:56.47]You do realize that those ideas are probably already in Monica's head? 钱德，你应该知道 她可能本来就有那种念头了 
[08:01.58]Why? 为什么？ 
[08:04.38]Well,because she loves you and because you love her. 因为她爱你，你也爱她 
[08:08.55]Yeah,so? What's that supposed to mean? 那又怎样呢？ 
[08:11.75]Don't freak out! I'm telling you something you already know. 你不要被吓到 我只是在讲你知道的事 
[08:15.82]She left Richard because he didn't want to have babies. 她因理查不要小孩而跟他分手 
[08:19.16]And she is a woman. And she's almost 30. And, you know, it's Monica. 她是个女人，快30了 而且她是摩妮卡 
[08:24.70]I don't see it that way. I see two Monicas. 我不是那样看的 我看到两个摩妮卡 
[08:27.17]My friend who lives across the hall and wants a lot of babies. 朋友的摩妮卡住在对面 想生一大堆小孩 
[08:31.74]And the new Monica who I started to date. 另一个新的摩妮卡刚跟我交往 
[08:34.41]Now,who is to say what she wants? 谁晓得她想要什么？ 
[08:38.28]I'm right. 我说得没错 
[08:40.35]Am I right? 我说得没错吧？ 
[08:43.55]Oh,absolutely. 当然  
[08:45.15]I'm completely different from Richard. 而且情况完全不同 
[08:47.29]He's an eye doctor, and I don't wear glasses. 理查是眼科医生 我连眼镜都没戴 
[08:53.06]You're right. 你说得对 
[08:54.43]You're absolutely right. That makes everything different. 你说得一点也没错 情况确实完全不同 
[08:59.43]It's not different,is it? 一点也没有不同对吧？  
[09:01.07]Not unless different means "the same." 除非不同等于一样 
[09:05.27]You were so funny with that waiter. You're such a nut! 你跟那个服务生好逗喔 你真是个疯子 
[09:15.25]You know,bread-stick fangs are always funny. 扮吸血鬼本来就好笑 
[09:18.45]No,you make them funny. You're the funny one! 是你让它变好笑的，是你好笑 
[09:24.59]Look,Katie. Listen, we need to talk, okay? 凯蒂，我们得沟通一下 
[09:28.56]Look,I like you. I really do. I like you a lot. 我喜欢你，我真的很喜欢你 
[09:33.10]But sometimes when you playfully punch me like that... 但当你开玩笑打我 
[09:36.74]...it feels like I'm being hit with a very tiny but a very real bat! 感觉就像被一根很小 但很结实的球棒打到 
[09:44.75]Like I could hurt you. 我哪能把你打痛  
[09:46.78]Are you making fun of my size? 你在取笑我的身材吗？ 
[09:48.88]Don't make fun of me because of my size! 不要取笑我的身材 
[09:58.29]Isn't this great? 这种感觉真好 
[10:00.80]Couldn't you just stay like this forever? 真想永远这样 
[10:08.24]Couldn't you just stay here forever? 钱德？你想不想永远这样？ 
[10:10.44]Yeah, here, somewhere else. You know,wherever. 这样，那样，哪样都可以 
[10:15.51]Are you okay? 你还好吗？  
[10:17.01]I'm cool. 我很好 
[10:18.45]Casual. 很随性 
[10:20.78]What are you doing? 你在干什么？ 
[10:22.48]Just hanging out. Having fun with the girl that I'm seeing casually. 只是随便混混玩玩 跟你随性的交往 
[10:28.59]Man,I knew it! I knew you'd do this. 我就知道，我就知道你会这样 
[10:31.33]What? 怎样？  
[10:32.49]Get all freaked out because everybody was joking about marriage! 被大家讨论和开玩笑的事吓到 
[10:36.70]Well,you do want all that stuff,right? 你的确想要那些事吧？  
[10:40.00]You know what I want? 你知道我想要什么？ 
[10:41.67]Yes! You want babies! You have baby fever! 没错，你想要小孩 你有孩子狂 
[10:46.11]I do not have baby fever! 我才没有孩子狂 
[10:48.04]You're obsessed with babies and marriage... 拜托，你超迷恋小孩和婚姻 
[10:51.18]...and everything that's related to babies and marriage. 和一切跟小孩和婚姻有关的事 
[10:55.48]Why don't we turn the heat down on this pressure cooker! 我有个提议 让这个压力锅减压一下吧 
[11:01.02]Have you lost your mind? 你疯了吗？ 
[11:03.12]This isn't about me. This is about you and your weird commitment crap! 这不是我的问题 是你不敢做出承诺 
[11:07.53]I know you. I know the thoughts that you have in your head. 少来，我暸解你 我知道你脑袋里在想什么 
[11:12.90]You don't know everything. 你并非什么都知道 
[11:14.64]Did you know I'm going out with Rachel tonight instead of you? 你知道我今晚要跟瑞秋出去吗 
[11:18.31]And that the only baby here is you? 你知道最幼稚的是你吗？ 
[11:20.57]Did you know I can't even look at you now? 你知道我连看都不想看你吗？ 
[11:26.21]I did not know that. 那我倒是不知道 
[11:33.05]It'll be okay, right? She won't leave me. This is fixable. 不会有事吧？她不会离开我吧 这是可以解决的 
[11:37.39]-Yeah,sure. -Absolutely. 当然 
[11:39.66]By me? 我可以解决? 
[11:44.63]Unless you make some big gesture. 除非你有大动作  
[11:47.74]Big,though. 要非常大 
[11:50.50]The missus! 女主角来了 
[11:53.51]Gunther, can I get a coffee? 阿甘，我要一杯咖啡 
[11:56.91]To go. 外带 
[11:59.75]I still don't want to talk to you. 我还不想跟你说话 
[12:01.98]Tell me how to make things right. 告诉我怎样弥补 
[12:04.92]That's what we do. 什么？ 我们都这样 
[12:06.45]I mess up,you tell me how to fix it and I do. 我做错事 你教我怎么补救，我补救完  
[12:09.79]And then you think I'm cute again. 你又觉得我很可爱 
[12:13.83]I'm really tired of being your relationship tutor. 我不想再当你的爱情指导了  
[12:17.03]Figure this out for yourself. 这次你得自己想，好吗？ 
[12:20.20]If you're afraid of a real relationship... 如果你懒得好好经营感情  
[12:22.97]...then don't be in one. 就别谈感情 
[12:36.95]（欢迎） 
[12:49.16]（罗斯） 
[12:54.03]（盖勒博士） 
[13:03.01]Howard! Howard! Howard! 霍华、霍华… 
[13:15.76]菲比？菲比 
[13:18.19]Hi,Ross! 罗斯 
[13:21.26]What are you doing here? 你在干什么？ 
[13:23.00]I thought this was your party, and it's a party for Howard. 我以为这是你的派对 结果是替霍华办的派对 
[13:26.90]He's the sweetest little man. 他真是个老可爱 
[13:30.00]See you,Phoebe. And thanks for chipping in. 菲比再见，谢谢你出钱  
[13:33.21]Oh,sure. 不客气 
[13:35.51]You chipped in? 你出了钱？  
[13:37.24]Yeah,$100. 对，1百块钱 
[13:39.38]I can't believe you gave him money. 你居然给他们钱 
[13:42.12]I thought you agreed it was unreasonable that they asked me for that money. 你不是也同意他们要我出钱 是很不合理的？ 
[13:46.59]But they didn't ask me. 对，但他们没有要我出 
[13:48.42]I'm just the exotic,generous stranger. That's always fun to be. 当性感大方的陌生人最好玩了 
[13:53.46]But you're making me look bad. 但你让我很难看 
[13:55.76]No,I'm not! If anything, I'm making you look better. 谁说的，我是在帮你加分 
[13:59.13]They'll see you talking to me. I'm a hit. 他们会看见你在跟我说话 我又很红 
[14:03.30]Hey,Phoebe! 菲比 
[14:05.47]Hey,Ross. 罗斯， 
[14:07.37]Maybe you two could switch apartments. 你们或许可以交换住处 
[14:09.81]Because Phoebe is more our kind of people. 菲比跟我们比较搭轧 
[14:12.71]Think about it. 你考虑一下 
[14:17.75]Okay,my bad. 是我不好 
[14:35.74]You look big. 哇，你看起来好壮 
[14:38.51]Thanks,I've been working out. 谢谢，最近有在练 
[14:40.98]Listen,is it obvious I'm wearing six sweaters? 看得出来我穿六件毛衣吗？ 
[14:46.85]Yeah. But it's not obvious why. 看得出来，但看不出来为什么 
[14:49.52]I'm breaking up with Katie, so I put on some extra padding. 我要跟凯蒂分手 所以得多加几层护垫 
[14:53.15]If she hits me when she is happy, can you imagine how hard she'll hit... 她平常高兴就会打我 现在我要收回乔伊之爱 
[14:57.59]...when I take away the Joey love? 她岂不是打得更用力？ 
[15:02.70]Oh,right. I forgot that you call it that. 我都忘记你的乔伊之爱了 
[15:10.20]Hey,cute jacket. 好可爱的外套 
[15:12.14]Thanks. 谢谢 
[15:13.91]-That's so sweet! -Ouch! 你真好 
[15:20.05]Did Joey tell you to say that? You guys are too much! 是乔伊要你叫的吗？ 你们真是够了 
[15:26.49]You know what? I gotta tell you... 你知道吗？说真的  
[15:29.22]...I think you're the one that is too much. 我觉得你才够了 
[15:33.93]Joey has the nicest friends. 乔伊的朋友真棒 
[15:37.00]And the nicest girlfriend. 女朋友更棒 
[15:41.44]You're so sweet! 你真好 
[15:44.00]You're so sweet! 你才好 
[15:53.51]She just kicked me. 乔伊，她踢我 
[16:00.29]Aren't you going to do something? 你不替我出头吗？ 
[16:04.26]Do something or I'll walk out that door right now. 你最好替我出头 否则我现在就走人 
[16:09.50]Are you going to? 你要不要？ 
[16:12.63]不要 
[16:27.68]Phoebe? 菲比 
[16:28.82]That's what I'm saying. 我就是这个意思 
[16:30.72]Phoebe? Phoebe? 菲比？菲比 
[16:33.19]This is a disaster. Can't I please just go? 这真是人间地狱 我走了好不好？ 
[16:36.66]I'm talking you up to people. 不行，我正在帮你说好话 
[16:38.66]Give it some time, relax. Get something to eat. 再等一下下 放轻松，拿东西吃，好吗？ 
[16:46.00]What did you tell them about me? 你跟他们说了什么？ 
[16:48.14]I told them about you and Emily. Trying to get some sympathy. 我说了你和艾蜜莉的事 好争取同情心 
[16:51.91]But you came off as the bad guy. 但讲一讲你成了坏人 
[16:56.14]Yeah, I think I told it wrong. 我想我说的方式不对 
[16:58.85]We should talk about that because I don't understand what happened there. 我们应该先聊聊 我不太知道前因后果 
[17:05.69]This cake is really good! 这个蛋糕真好吃 
[17:08.06]Things are looking up. 看吧？情况已经在好转了 
[17:09.72]Oh,my God! Someone cut Howard's cake! 天哪，有人切了霍华的蛋糕 
[17:17.70]Who would do a thing like that? 谁会做这种低级的事？ 
[17:26.17]3B. 3B 
[17:29.78]You got your free food. You ruined everyone's fun. 你白吃白喝，扫了大家的兴  
[17:32.88]Isn't it time you went home? 是不是该回家了？ 
[17:34.62]Yeah, get out! Now! 没错，快滚 
[17:36.62]Go back to 3B,3B. 回3B去，3B 
[17:40.52]Everyone,calm down! I have something that I'd like to say. 大家安静一下，我有话要说 
[17:47.13]Who here likes Ross? 这里有谁喜欢罗斯？ 
[17:53.97]Of course you don't like him. 你们当然不喜欢他 
[17:55.77]He didn't give you any money. 他不交钱  
[17:57.87]He raised his own hand when I asked, "Who likes Ross?" 我问有谁喜欢他，他自己举手 
[18:01.64]And he's wearing two nametags. 他还贴两个名牌 
[18:06.88]I'll be honest. When I first met Ross, I didn't like him at all. 老实说，刚开始我也不喜欢他 
[18:13.05]Once I got to know him, I saw that he is really sweet... 但暸解他之后 我就发现他很好... 
[18:16.72]...and caring and very generous. ...很大方 
[18:20.29]All I'm saying is,don't judge Ross before you get to know him. 请不要还不暸解他就论断他 
[18:24.33]You know,I like all of you guys now. But when I first met you, you know? 我现在很喜欢你们 但是刚见面时 
[18:29.47]Kurt? I thought, abrasive drunk. 寇特，粗鲁的酒鬼 
[18:34.14]Lola? 萝拉 
[18:35.44]Mind-numbingly stupid. 笨得令人傻眼 
[18:40.48]You guys. Gold digger, cradle-robbing perv. 还有你们 淘金女，老牛吃嫩草的变态 
[18:45.92]So I think you all know what I mean. 你们懂我的意思吧 
[18:55.63]Obviously, I didn't think they would throw things. 我没想到他们会扔东西 
[19:00.37]I thought if I kept insulting them you'd defend them. 我想说我一直羞辱他们 你就会跳出来帮他们 
[19:03.94]Then you'd look like the hero. 你就可以变成英雄 对喔 
[19:08.78]See,I did not get that. 太深奥了 
[19:15.12]Where's Monica? I need to talk to her, it's urgent. 摩妮卡呢？我有急事找她 她在吗？ 
[19:18.95]I'm Monica. 我就是摩妮卡 
[19:20.39]I need to talk to you. It's urgent. 我有急事要找你 好 
[19:23.82]I've been thinking... 我想了很多... 
[19:25.49]...about us. A lot of "us" thinking. 我们的事… 你和我的事 
[19:30.90]I guess there's only one way to do this. 我猜只有一个办法 
[19:38.17]What are you doing? 你要干什么？ 
[19:40.74]Don't do it. 摩妮卡… 拜托不要 
[19:42.38]Will you marry me? 你愿意嫁给我吗？ 
[19:47.68]What a bad idea. 毁了 什么馊主意 
[19:50.35]I can't not look at it. 我不敢看 
[19:54.42]Why are you doing this? 钱德，你为什么要这样？  
[19:56.49]I don't know. 我不知道 
[19:58.59]But I know I'm not afraid to do this. 但是我知道我不怕 
[20:03.23]I'm doing this because I'm sorry? 钱德 因为我很抱歉？ 
[20:08.07]Do you think the best reason to get married is because you're sorry? 你真的觉得结婚的最好理由 是因为你很抱歉？ 
[20:12.61]The best reason is pregnancy. 不，最好的理由是奉子成婚 
[20:18.28]Sorry is fourth,behind being ready and actually wanting to get married. 抱歉大约排第四 在准备好了跟真的想结婚后面 
[20:23.58]Will you be my wife? 你愿意做我的妻子吗？ 
[20:29.19]I want you to take a minute and think about how ridiculous this sounds. 钱德，你先静下来 想想这件事有多荒谬 
[20:37.43]I'm kind of wishing everyone wasn't here now. 我的确有点希望他们都不在 
[20:43.24]None of that came from me. 这些事都不是我扯出来的  
[20:45.14]I never said I wanted to have babies and get married! 我从来没说现在就想结婚生子 
[20:48.98]I was really confused. Then I talked to these guys. 但我真的很乱 后来又跟他们谈过 
[20:52.41]Who? Two divorces and Joey? 离婚两次的人和乔伊？ 
[20:56.72]She's right,you know? 她说得对 
[20:59.89]Yeah,but still, cheap shot! 但这种奚落算什么？ 
[21:04.63]You know when I said that I want you... 你知道吗？  
[21:07.73]...to deal with relationship stuff all on your own? 我不是要你自己想该怎么做? 
[21:11.00]You're not ready. 你还做不到这一点  
[21:12.90]I didn't think I was! 我也这么认为 
[21:19.61]Oh,my God. 天哪 
[21:21.14]What would you have done if I had said yes? 要是我答应了呢？ 
[21:24.01]I would've been happy because... 那我会很开心  
[21:26.18]...I would spend the rest of my life with the woman I love. 能跟心爱的人共度下半生 
[21:31.15]Or you would have seen a Chandler-shaped hole in that door. 又或者你会在那扇门上 看到我的人形洞 
[21:39.49]Will you pass that knife? 罗斯，请把刀子给我  
[21:41.23]No,I will not. 我才不要 
[21:43.16]You don't have to be mean about it. 你不必这么凶吧 
[21:45.73]You're right. I'm sorry. Will you marry me? 你说得对，对不起 嫁给我好吗？ 
[21:52.54]I was going to ask you to marry me because I didn't say hello to you. 我正想向你求婚 因为我上星期忘了跟你打招呼 
[21:58.25]Or ask them to move in with you. But I'm not sure. Chandler? 那种情况应该只需要同居 但我也不确定，钱德？ 
[22:03.25]How long is this going to go on? 好，我还要被笑多久？ 
[22:05.02]I think the length of teasing... 那得看... 
[22:07.22]...is directly related to how insane you were. So a long time. ...你做的事有多扯 所以…会很久 
[22:12.23]This is fun! 真好玩  
[22:13.56]Remember that "we were on a break" thing? 记得“我们分手了”风波吗？ 
[22:16.13]I'm sorry. Will you marry me? 我很抱歉，嫁给我好吗？ 
[22:23.94]That's not funny. 不好笑 冷死了 
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