[00:04.50]What am I sitting on? 我是坐到什么东东啊？ 
[00:06.27]Top of the world? 世界顶端？ 
[00:08.07]Dock of the bay? 河堤码头？ （歌词） 
[00:10.87]I'm out. 想不出来了 
[00:14.01]Oh,undies! 内裤 
[00:19.21]Whose are they? 老实说，谁的？ 
[00:21.28]-Whose are they? -Not mine. 谁的？ 不是我的 
[00:23.69]Joey's! Got to be Joey's. 是乔伊的，一定是他的 
[00:30.19]They're mine. 的确是我的 
[00:31.46]See,Joey's. They're Joe-Joe-Joey's. 看吧？就是乔伊的，乔…伊的 
[00:35.06]Why are they here? 怎么会在这里？ 
[00:37.03]I don't know. 我不知道… 
[00:40.94]Because I'm Joey. 因为我是乔伊 
[00:43.41]I'm disgusting. 我生性龌龊  
[00:44.71]I take my underwear off in other people's homes. 随便在别人家脱内裤 
[00:49.31]Get them out of here. What's wrong with you? 快拿走，你哪里有病啊？ 
[00:52.55]对啊 好恶 
[00:56.05]-Take them! -I got them. 拿去啊 
[00:58.65]You can touch them. They're yours. 乔伊，你干嘛不敢碰 这是你的内裤 
[01:06.56]Chandler? A word? 钱德，借一步说话 好 
[01:16.57]I'm tired of covering for you two. This has got to stop. 我受够了 不想再帮你们说谎了 这种鸟事不能再发生了 
[01:22.64]Tighty-whiteys? What are you,8? 而且还是白色三角裤？ 你8岁吗？ 
[01:26.35]Thank you,Joey,so much. 谢谢你，乔伊，感激不尽 
[01:28.68]You're not welcome,okay? 我家不欢迎你 
[01:30.69]Look,I hate this. You guys keep embarrassing me. 我讨厌这样 你们害我拼命出丑 
[01:34.49]Yesterday,Rachel found your razor in our bathroom. 昨天瑞秋在这里的浴室 看到你的剃刀 
[01:38.26]I said it was mine, and that I was playing a woman in a play. 我只好说是我的 还说我要在话剧里演女人 
[01:44.00]Then one thing led to another,and.... 结果还得一不做二不休 
[01:51.84]And around the ankles, that is a tough spot. 连脚踝周围都剃光了 那里很不好刮哩 
[01:55.11]It was. All right,listen 没错，告诉你们，我不能… 
[01:57.05]All this lying has been hard on us too. 我们要说谎也不好受 
[01:59.68]Yeah,I bet all the sex makes it easier. 是喔，不过至少你们有上床 
[02:04.12]Yeah,actually. 那倒是 
[02:06.12]Meanwhile,I get Rachel shoving your underwear in my face... 瑞秋不仅把你的内裤 凑到我面前 
[02:09.59]...and asking when she can come see me star in Ugly Woman. 还问什么时候 可以看我演出丑女人 
[02:14.36]We'll be more careful. 我们下次一定会更小心 
[02:15.96]We don't want them to know because it's going really well. 因为我们实在太甜蜜了 所以不想告诉别人 
[02:20.64]And maybe it's going well because it's a secret. 搞不好就是保密才能这么顺利 
[02:23.97]It sounds weird, but we're so bad at relationships. 我知道你觉得很怪 但我们都不太会处理感情问题 
[02:27.88]-We are. Help us! -Help! 没错，帮帮忙 拜托 
[02:31.68]All right. But you do it with me once. 好吧，不过…你要跟我上床一次 
[02:39.62]-Joey! -Didn't think so. 乔伊 就知道你不肯 
[02:44.66]The One With Ross' Sandwich 本集播出：“真相不白” 
[00:00.00]
[03:32.27]-Can we please just drop this? -But I don't get it. 不能换个话题吗？ 可是我实在不懂 
[03:35.51]Does anybody else just take off their underwear when they're hot? 别人一热也会随便 在朋友家脱内裤吗？ 
[03:41.92]菲比 
[03:43.85]What are you reading? 你在看什么？ 
[03:45.65]Wuthering Heights. “咆哮山庄” 
[03:46.85]I have to finish it by tomorrow for my literature class. 我在纽恩大学上文学课 明天之前必须看完 
[03:51.16]You're taking a class? That's so cool. 我不知道你在上课，真酷 
[03:53.80]I really liked that Lamaze class I took. 上次上拉梅兹课很好玩 
[03:57.03]I thought this time I'd go for something more intellectual... 所以我决定换种课来上 换点比较要用脑袋 
[04:01.00]...with a less painful final exam. 期末考又不用那么痛苦的 
[04:04.67]That sounds like fun. 听起来很有意思 
[04:06.54]Oh,you should come with me! 你也可以一起来 
[04:08.94]Then I'll have someone to sit with. 就有人可以跟我一起坐了 
[04:11.48]好啊 
[04:13.45]Do you have time to read it? 不过你有时间看书吗？ 
[04:15.38]I read it in school. 我高中就念过那本了 
[04:16.65]This is going to be so much fun! I have to finish. 一定很好玩 嘘，先让我看完 
[04:22.96]But what time does the class start? 几点要上课？ 
[04:29.33]嗨 
[04:31.93]What's wrong,buddy? 你怎么啦？ 
[04:33.13]Someone at work ate my sandwich. 有同事偷吃我的三明治 
[04:37.54]What did the police say? 条子怎么说？ 
[04:40.58]My Thanksgiving leftover sandwich. 那是感恩节剩下的三明治  
[04:43.78]I can't believe someone ate it. 竟然给人偷吃掉 
[04:45.88]It's just a sandwich. 不过是个三明治嘛 
[04:47.38]Just a sandwich? 不过是个三明治？ 
[04:49.22]I am 30 years old,okay? 我今年30岁， 
[04:51.39]I'll be divorced twice and I got evicted. 已经离婚两次 还没地方可住 
[04:53.96]That sandwich was the only good thing in my life! 那个三明治是我人生中 唯一美好的事情 
[04:57.39]Someone ate the only good thing going on in my life! 结果唯一美好的事情 竟然给人偷吃掉 
[05:03.23]That's a nice sweater vest. 这件毛线背心不错 
[05:06.83]I have enough for one more sandwich. 我还有材料可以再做一个三明治 
[05:09.34]I was going to eat it myself,but.... 我本来自己要吃… 
[05:13.34]Mon,that would be incredible. Thank you so much. 太好了，真是谢谢你 
[05:17.51]I still can't believe someone ate it! 我到现在还不相信有人偷吃了 
[05:22.42]Look,I left a note and everything. 我还留了一张纸条在上面 
[05:25.89]"Knock-knock." "Who's there?" “叩叩叩”，“谁啊？” 
[05:27.56]"Ross Geller's lunch." “罗斯盖勒的午餐” 
[05:30.26]"Ross Geller's lunch,who?" “哪个罗斯盖勒的午餐？” 
[05:32.69]"Ross Geller's lunch. Please don't take me. Okay?" “这是罗斯盖勒的午餐 请勿偷走我” 
[05:38.10]I'm surprised you didn't wear it home. 你没被扁就该偷笑了 
[05:42.20]Want to keep your food? Scare people off. 不想让别人偷吃你的东西？ 那就得吓跑他们  
[05:45.07]I learned that on the street. 这是我在街头流浪学到的 
[05:47.04]Really? 真的？ 
[05:48.61]What would you say,Phoebe? 不然你怎么说，菲比？ 
[05:50.65]Stuff like: "Keep your mitts off my grub." 例如“脏手少碰我的馊水”？ 
[05:56.32]Do you picture Phoebe on the street with the entire cast of Annie? 罗斯，你以为菲比 当年是在演温苦女流浪记吗？ 
[06:03.42]This'll keep them away from your stuff. 贴上这张纸条就没人敢偷吃了 
[06:09.63]哇 
[06:12.80]Phoebe,you are a badass! 菲比，你真狠 
[06:16.30]Someday I'll tell you how I stabbed the cop. 下次再告诉你们 我拿刀捅条子的事 
[06:19.84]He stabbed me first! 是他先捅我的 
[06:25.68]The Bronte sisters were remarkable women for their time. 布朗蒂姐妹是当代的杰出女性 
[06:29.32]They lived in a patriarchal society. 当时是父系社会 
[06:31.85]Sorry I'm late, but I left late. 抱歉迟到，因为我太晚出门 
[06:36.82]So,what is the book about? 菲比，这本书在说什么？ 
[06:39.66]Didn't you read it in high school? 你说你高中念过 
[06:41.60]I started it,but then there was this pep rally. 对，后来我想起我开始看时 正好碰上要为球队打气 
[06:44.87]And I was on top of the pyramid. 我又是啦啦队队长 
[06:47.17]But anyway... 就是这样啦… 
[06:48.87]...what's the book about? 到底在说什么？ 
[06:51.14]It's a tragic love story between Cathy and Heathcliff. 这是凯西跟希克里夫的 悲惨爱情故事 
[06:55.11]It takes place on these creepy moors in England. 故事发生在英国可怕的山庄 
[06:58.21]Which I think represent the wildness of Heathcliff's character. 场景就代表 男主角性格中狂野的一面 
[07:02.55]I totally get symbolism. 我对象徵主义很有一套 
[07:05.85]How would you characterize the theme of this book? 这本书的主题是什么？ 
[07:09.12]Let's see.... Rachel Greene? 看看找谁…瑞秋葛林 
[07:16.53]I would have to say that it's a tragic love story. 这是个…爱情悲剧 
[07:21.00]That's sort of a given... 非常明显 
[07:23.57]...but,yes. Anyone else? 不过你说得也没错 还有谁有意见？ 
[07:26.84]Symbolism! 还有象徵性的意义 
[07:30.88]And the wildness of the moors... 狂野的场景… 
[07:33.51]...which I think,is mirrored... 反映出  
[07:36.22]...in the wildness of Heathcliff's character. 男主角性格中桀傲的一面 
[07:41.16]Excellent! What Rachel has shrewdly observed here.... 非常好 瑞秋读得相当透彻 
[07:46.23]You completely stole my answer! 你根本就是照我说的回答 
[07:48.33]Honey,that was pretty obvious. 亲爱的，随便读读就知道了 
[07:50.33]How would you know? You didn't read it! 你哪晓得？你根本没念过 
[07:54.57]What do you think? You in the blue shirt? 你有何意见呢？ 穿蓝衬衫这位同学？ 
[08:00.61]I think that yours is a question with many possible answers. 我认为这个问题 有很多可能的答案 
[08:06.68]Would you care to venture one? 那就麻烦你举出一个 
[08:09.18]Would you care to venture one? 你愿意说一个吗？ 
[08:13.12]Are you just repeating me? 你是重复我的话吗？ 
[08:15.09]Are you just repeating me? 你是重复我的话吗？ 
[08:19.86]All right. Let's move on. 好吧，我们看下去 
[08:22.40]Okay,then. 好 
[08:27.57]Why didn't you say you hadn't read the book? 你为什么不直接说你没看过？ 
[08:30.24]I didn't want him to think I was stupid. 我不希望他认为我很蠢 
[08:32.91]That was really embarrassing, what happened to you. 你看看你多糗 菲比 怎么了？ 
[08:40.65]Your note? 你那张纸条 
[08:42.38]Amazing! 真是了不起 
[08:43.92]Not only did no one touch my sandwich... 不但没人敢碰我的三明治  
[08:46.49]...but people at work are actually afraid of me. 而且还开始对我敬畏三分 
[08:49.82]A guy called me "Mental." 还有人叫我疯子 
[08:51.79]"Mental Geller." 疯子盖勒 
[08:53.79]I've always wanted a cool nickname like that. 我一直梦想有这种超酷外号 
[08:57.93]The best you got in high school was "Wet Pants Geller." 以前你最酷的外号 就是“尿裤子盖勒” 
[09:01.74]It was the water fountain,okay?! 那是饮水机喷到的 
[09:05.64]Anyway... 现在... 
[09:08.41]...people are writing reports for me... 有人愿意帮我写报告 
[09:10.61]...pushing back deadlines to fit my schedule. 我爱什么时候交就什么时候交 
[09:13.41]I tell you, you get tough with people... 原来对人耍狠... 
[09:15.82]...and you can get anything you want. ...就可以呼风唤雨 
[09:18.85]Hey,Tribbiani! Give me that coffee! Now! 崔比亚尼，咖啡拿来 
[09:31.70]This was really fun. 今天真有意思 
[09:34.77]I've been wondering if you'd ask me out. 我本来还怀疑你会不会约我 
[09:36.97]So you still wondering? 你还在怀疑吗？ 
[09:40.17]No. We just went out. 我们已经去约会啦 
[09:45.51]You're smart. 你真聪明 
[09:46.78]I like that. 我喜欢 
[09:55.72]Oh,candles! 还有蜡烛啊 
[09:59.46]What is that,a blanket? 这是什么？毯子？ 
[10:01.30]A video camera? Oh,my God! 摄影机？ 我的天啊 
[10:05.30]I can't believe you thought you'd tape us having sex on the first date! 你竟然第一次约会 就想拍下我们上床过程 
[10:15.58]你好 
[10:18.38]Joey,is what she just said.... 乔伊，她刚说的… 
[10:21.85]Oh,my God! 天啊 
[10:23.32]You're actually going 你还真打算… 
[10:29.66]What is going on here? 这是怎么回事？ 
[10:33.86]And with Chandler in the next room. What are you,sick? 而且钱德还在家 你是…你是变态吗？ 
[10:42.50]I'm Joey. 我是乔伊啊 
[10:46.91]I mean, I'm disgusting. 我本来就恶心 
[10:51.38]I make low-budget adult films. 还拍低成本的A片 
[11:05.19]You promised to be more careful! 你们答应我要更小心的 
[11:07.46]The good Joey name's been dragged through the mud! 乔伊的好名声都给你们毁了 
[11:12.77]We're so sorry. 对不起 抱歉 
[11:14.00]I'm telling everyone. 我要把你们的事情说出去 
[11:15.67]It's the only explanation that doesn't make me look like a pig! 否则内裤跟摄影机的事情 只会让人觉得我是变态猪猡 
[11:20.84]No,there's a better explanation. 等一下，一定有其他方法 
[11:22.78]Tell them you had to make an adult film for your... 你可以说你在拍A片 因为你在… 
[11:26.45]...adult film class. ...上A片课 
[11:30.02]I like that. But no! 这理由还不错 不过不行 
[11:31.89]How does that explain my underwear at your place? 瑞秋在你家发现我内裤的事又怎么说？ 
[11:36.79]I don't know. 不知道 
[11:38.79]Get ready to come out of the non-gay closet. 看来你们得出柜承认了 
[11:42.53]I promise to come up with something. Just give us time. 拜托你等等 我保证一定会想出理由 再多给我们缓几天 
[11:47.37]All right. 好吧 
[11:49.14]But it better make me look really good. 最好让我保住面子 
[11:53.07]And another thing: 还有… 
[11:54.88]The video camera? 摄影机？ 
[11:56.54]Nice! 神来之笔！ 
[12:02.98]“史前历史博物馆” 
[12:07.49]May I have a word? 罗斯，可以跟你谈谈吗？ 
[12:08.89]Of course,Donald. 当然，唐诺 
[12:11.06]We've been getting reports of very angry behavior on your part. 有同事抱怨你最近脾气火爆 
[12:15.66]-What? -Threatening letters... 什么？ 写信威胁大家... 
[12:17.33]...refusal to meet deadlines. 拒绝按时交报告 
[12:20.03]Apparently people now call you Mental. 还有人说你是疯子 
[12:24.44]是啊 
[12:27.37]We want you to speak to a psychiatrist. 我们希望你找精神科医生谈谈 
[12:32.21]You don't understand. This is so silly. 不，你不懂，其实是误会 
[12:36.02]This is all just because of a sandwich. 一切要从我的三明治说起 
[12:39.69]A sandwich? 三明治？ 
[12:41.52]You see,my sister makes these amazing turkey sandwiches. 我妹妹非常会做火鸡三明治 
[12:46.19]Her secret is,she puts an extra slice of gravy-soaked bread in the middle. 她的秘诀就是 多夹一片浸过肉汁的面包 
[12:51.40]I call it "The Moistmaker." 我称那片为“多汁秘方” 
[12:54.24]Anyway,I put my sandwich in the fridge.... 有一次我把三明治放在冰箱 
[12:58.24]Oh,you know what? 你知道吗？ 什么？ 
[12:59.74]I'm sorry. 对不起 
[13:01.41]I believe I ate that. 应该是我吃掉了 
[13:07.65]You ate my sandwich? 你吃了我的三明治？ 
[13:09.62]A simple mistake. It can happen to anyone. 我一时看错，谁都可能拿错 
[13:12.09]Oh,really? 是吗？ 
[13:15.59]Did you confuse it with your own turkey sandwich with a Moistmaker? 难道你的三明治 也有“多汁秘方”？ 
[13:22.83]Do you,perhaps,remember... 难道... 
[13:24.77]...seeing a note on top of it? ...你没看到上面的纸条？  
[13:28.57]There may have been a joke or limerick of some kind. 我以为那是有人开玩笑 或是随手写的打油诗 
[13:32.91]That said it was... 上面清楚地写着... 
[13:34.94]...my sandwich! ...那是我的三明治 
[13:37.65]Now,calm down. 你别激动 
[13:39.51]Look in my office. Some may be in the trash. 可以到我办公室找找 可能垃圾筒里还有剩 
[13:45.15]What？ 什么？ 
[13:46.92]It was quite large. I had to throw most of it away. 那个三明治很大 我哪里吃得了那么多 
[13:52.33]You threw my sandwich away? 你…丢掉我的三明治 
[13:56.16]My sandwich?! 我的三明治 
[13:58.40]My sandwich?! 我的三明治 
[14:03.97]What's this book about? 这本书在讲什么？ 
[14:05.71]You didn't read it,either? 你这本也没看？ 
[14:07.31]I was going to,but I accidentally read something else. 我本来要看，结果看了别本书 
[14:11.65]Vogue. “时尚杂志” 
[14:14.82]So tell me about Jane Eyre. 这个简爱是干嘛的？ 
[14:16.88]No,read it yourself. 不行，你应该自己看 
[14:18.65]Come on, don't be such a goody-goody. 菲比，别这么假正经嘛 
[14:22.46]Fine. 好吧 
[14:25.39]All right. So,Jane Eyre? 简爱呢… 
[14:27.29]First,you'd think she's a woman, but she's not. 你会以为她是女人 其实不然 
[14:30.16]She's a cyborg. 她是生化人 
[14:34.13]A cyborg? Isn't that like a robot? 生化人？就是机器人？ 
[14:37.54]This book was light years ahead of its time. 这本书在当时超级先进 
[14:42.54]Sorry I'm late. Let's get started. 抱歉迟到，开始上课吧 
[14:46.05]What did you think of Jane Eyre? 大家对简爱有何感想？ 
[14:48.58]Rachel and I were discussing it, and she had very interesting insights. 瑞秋刚跟我讨论过 她有些看法非常有趣 
[14:54.89]Go ahead,Rachel. 请说，瑞秋 
[14:57.76]Thank you,Phoebe. 谢谢你，菲比 
[15:01.10]What struck me most when reading Jane Eyre... 简爱最让我震惊的就是  
[15:04.37]...was how the book was so ahead of its time. 这本书非常惊世骇俗 
[15:07.77]If you're talking about feminism, I think you're right. 如果你指的是女性主义 这么说也成 
[15:13.61]Well,feminism,yes. But also the robots. 当然有写到女性主义 不过还有机器人 
[15:21.85]嘿 嘿 
[15:25.12]Since that video camera thing didn't work out... 既然上次要拍摄不成功 
[15:28.86]...I thought that I would give you just a little preview. 我先给你一点预告片段 
[15:34.60]You're naked! 你没穿衣服 
[15:36.23]I know! 我知道 
[15:48.94]罗斯 
[15:51.28]钱德 
[15:54.01]摩妮卡 
[15:56.05]Are you okay? 罗斯，你没事吧？ 
[15:57.55]I'm fine. 我很好 
[15:59.15]I saw a psychiatrist at work today. 我今天上班去看过精神医生 
[16:02.26]Why? 为什么？ 
[16:03.59]On account of my rage. 因为我脾气太暴躁 
[16:06.59]Which,if I may say, right now is out of control. 而且最近越来越严重 
[16:11.13]He gave me a pill for it. 所以他开药丸给我 
[16:15.24]A pill? 药丸？ 
[16:16.67]When the psychiatrist told me to take a leave of absence... 医生说我应该请假 
[16:20.31]...because I yelled at my boss, I started to get worked up again. 因为我对上司大吼大叫 我又开始暴跳如雷 
[16:24.85]So he offered me a tranquilizer. 所以他要我吃颗镇定剂 
[16:27.75]And I thought it was a good idea. 我觉得这主意不错 
[16:30.25]So I took it. 所以就吃了 
[16:33.82]They're making you take time off work? 等等，他们逼你请假？ 
[16:36.82]And you're okay with that? 而且你也同意？ 
[16:38.49]I don't know. 我不晓得 
[16:40.53]It's going to be weird not having a job for a while. 刚开始不工作可能不习惯 
[16:44.30]But I definitely don't care about my sandwich. 不过我已经不在乎三明治了 
[16:49.30]I hate it when they make me see the shrink at my office. 公司逼我看心理医生时 我也很火大 
[16:52.21]He's always like, "Your colleagues will like you better if you like yourself better." 他老说“如果你多爱自己 同事就会更喜欢你” 
[16:57.24]Who needs that? 谁需要这套垃圾？ 
[16:58.98]-You do. -I know. 你啊 我知道 
[17:03.22]It's so embarrassing! I can't believe you let me go on like that! 我丢脸丢大了 你竟然还让我说下去 
[17:07.92]I'm sorry. 对不起 
[17:11.79]It was so funny when you compared Jane Eyre to Robocop. 你把简爱比做机器战警 实在太爆笑了 
[17:17.63]That was not funny! 一点也不好笑 
[17:19.97]I snapped,okay? You weren't taking the class seriously. 我太气了 你根本不想好好上课 
[17:23.84]Come on! What is the big deal? 菲比，这有什么了不起？ 
[17:25.97]I thought it'd be something we could do together. 我以为我们就是一起出去  
[17:29.01]I thought it would be fun. 上课打发时间闹着玩 
[17:30.58]Fun is good. 好玩很重要 
[17:32.15]But I also wanted to learn. 但是我也想学点东西 
[17:34.38]People talk about what they learned in high school. I never went. 大家老说在高中学东学西 我却没上过高中 
[17:41.49]So you really wanted to learn. 所以你真心想上课 
[17:46.16]You know,Phoebe, I just wanted to have fun. 但是我只想找点乐子 
[17:50.06]You know who should go? 你知道你该拉谁去吗？ 
[17:51.70]I know! I know! I know! 我知道… 
[17:55.44]Monica,you asked the question. 摩妮卡，问题是你提的 
[18:16.99]Oh,my God,that's Monica! 天啊，是摩妮卡 
[18:20.79]No，no，no 
[18:22.96]You get away from me, you sick,sick,sicko! 离我远点，你这个大变态 
[18:27.13]What's going on? 怎么啦？ 
[18:28.90]Joey has got a secret peephole! 乔伊偷看大家 
[18:33.04]-Oh,no! -Yes,he has a naked picture of Monica! 天啊… 他有摩妮卡的裸体照片 
[18:36.48]He takes naked pictures of us,then he eats chicken and looks at them! 他拍下我们裸体的样子 还一边吃鸡块一边看 
[18:44.08]Oh! Dude,that's my sister! 你们看 那是我老妹耶 
[18:46.29]Give me that! 给我  
[18:47.86]Wait! Everybody calm down,okay? 等一下，大家先别激动 
[18:50.42]Let's give our friend a chance to explain why he's such a big pervert! 要给我们的老友乔伊 有机会解释他为何如此病态 
[18:56.53]I am not a pervert,okay? 我不是变态好吗？ 
[18:58.73]It's just.... 只是… 
[19:00.37]I just kind of.... 我…其实… 
[19:02.97]I think I can explain this. 大家听我说，我可以帮他解释 
[19:05.44]Thank you. 谢谢 
[19:08.04]Joey's a sex addict. 乔伊是性爱狂 
[19:11.31]What?! No,I'm not! 什么？才怪 
[19:13.28]It's okay! It's good! 没关系，不怪你 
[19:17.22]It's a disease. 这只是一种病 
[19:19.89]I am not a sex addict! 胡说，我才不是性爱狂 
[19:21.89]Yes,you are! 你明明就是 
[19:24.22]That's the only way to explain all this stuff! 这才能解释最近这一连串的事 
[19:26.89]No,it isn't. It's not. 事实不是这样 
[19:28.90]Because you could also explain it with the truth! 你也可以说出真相 
[19:32.67]What is the truth? 什么真相？ 
[19:34.00]-What's up? -What's going on? 怎么回事？ 你在说什么？ 
[19:41.74]I slept with Monica. 我跟摩妮卡上床了 
[19:49.85]Well, let's see what everybody thinks of that. 听听大家怎么说？ 
[19:57.02]天啊 
[19:59.26]You slept with my sister? 你跟我老妹上床？ 
[20:02.36]Yes,but it was 对 不过... 	 347 00:20:04,100 --> 00:20:06,160 We just did it once,in London. 只在伦敦发生过一次 
[20:06.67]This is not good for my rage. 这会让我开始抓狂 
[20:14.21]Is this true? 摩妮卡，是真的吗？ 
[20:15.51]Of course,it's true. 当然是真的 
[20:17.78]How else would you explain all the weird stuff that's been going on? 否则怎么解释这些怪事？ 
[20:23.52]Yes,it's true. 是真的 
[20:27.05]If it happened once,how come we found your underwear in our apartment? 如果只发生过一次 你的内裤 怎么会出现在我们家？ 
[20:33.86]That was the underwear I was wearing that night in London. 那件内裤是我当天在伦敦穿的  
[20:37.20]Right,Monica? 对不对，摩妮卡？ 
[20:41.87]I guess I wanted to keep it... 我想留下来… 
[20:45.14]...as a souvenir. ...当纪念品 
[20:48.58]My God,Monica! 天啊，摩妮卡 
[20:51.25]Are you sure you're not just a sex addict? 你确定，乔伊？ 你确定你不是性爱狂？ 
[20:57.65]If anyone's a sex addict here, it's Monica. 要是有人是性爱狂 那也是摩妮卡 
[21:02.39]She has been trying to get me back in the sack ever since London! 没错，打从我们自伦敦回来 她就想再勾引我上床 
[21:07.06]That's why she gave you a naked picture of herself. 所以她才拍裸照给你 
[21:10.16]That makes sense. 这样说得通 
[21:13.10]And the video camera? 录影机呢？ 
[21:15.44]摩妮卡？ 
[21:19.37]I guess I set up the video camera to try and entice Joey. 我架好录影机是为了 引诱乔伊上钩 
[21:24.91]But,sadly, I could not be enticed. 可惜我不吃这套 
[21:29.58]Monica,this has to stop now. 摩妮卡，你不能再这样下去 
[21:34.55]I know,I know. 我知道… 
[21:36.32]I know. I will,and I would appreciate if we all could just... 我知道 我会的 希望大家立刻忘了这件事 
[21:40.99]...drop it immediately,and forever. 以后再也别提起 
[21:45.07]Okay. That is,if you can resist me. 只要你能抵抗我的魅力 
[21:50.24]-I'll give it my best shot. -Good luck. 我会尽量努力 祝你好运了 
[21:54.68]Unbelievable! 不可思议  
[21:56.18]You really kept Joey's underwear? 你还留下乔伊的内裤？ 
[21:59.08]Why? Why would you do that? 为什么？你为什么这么做？ 
[22:05.39]I'm Monica. 因为我是摩妮卡 
[22:07.92]I'm disgusting. 生性下流 
[22:11.22]I stalk guys and keep their underpants. 我会跟踪男人 留下他们的内裤 
[22:19.20]I think we've all learned who's disgusting and who's not. 现在终于知道谁是恶心鬼了 
[22:26.11]Now,I'm going to get back to my bucket. 好了，我要开始吃炸鸡了 
[22:30.54]I'm only eating the skin, so the chicken's up for grabs. 我只吃鸡皮，你们可以吃鸡肉 
[22:39.69]You were making a good point. 你说得很有道理 
[22:41.96]I mean,till you got cut off. 可惜后来被打断 
[22:44.62]What's up with that girl Monica? 那个摩妮卡哪里有病啊？ 
[22:46.83]I don't know. I didn't come with her. 谁晓得？她不是我朋友 
[22:50.73]Hey,everybody! Everybody,guess what! 好消息，各位 你们猜怎么了？ 
[22:53.47]I just convinced Carl to give us a test. 我说服保罗下周考试 
[22:55.97]Test? 考试？ 
[22:57.30]Come on! Tests make us all better learners! 开心点，有考试才有进步 
[23:02.31]Oh,yeah! We should have essay questions! 对了，应该考申论题 
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