[00:08.17]Monica,that was the best Thanksgiving dinner ever. 这真是史上最棒的感恩节大餐  
[00:11.01]It was so good. I think you killed us. 太好吃了 你把我们撑死了 
[00:15.38]I couldn't possibly eat another bite. 我连一口都吃不下了 
[00:18.01]I need something sweet. 我要吃甜的 
[00:21.52]Does anyone want to watch TV? 有人想看电视吗？ 好啊 
[00:27.09]Monica,your remote doesn't work. 摩妮卡，你的遥控器按不动 
[00:29.39]You have to lift it and point. 你得把它拿起来对准 
[00:35.06]Oh,forget it. 算了 
[00:38.40]Let's play that game where everyone says one thing they're thankful for. 你们知道吗？ 我们应该来玩感恩告白游戏 
[00:44.21]I am thankful for this beautiful fall we've been having. 我要说 感谢今年的秋天这么美 
[00:48.24]Very nice. 说得真好 
[00:50.25]The other day, I was at the bus stop... 那天我在等公车 
[00:52.41]...and this lovely fall breeze came and blew this chick's skirt up. 突然吹来一阵秋风 把一个女生的裙子吹了起来 
[00:58.89]Which reminds me, I'm also thankful for thongs. 对了，我还要感谢丁字裤 
[01:04.86]The One with the Thanksgiving Flashbacks 本集播出：“感恩大回顾” 
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[01:52.51]It's not so much an underpant as a feat of engineering. 与其说它是内裤 不如说是一种伟大工程 
[01:57.35]It's amazing... 效果那么惊人 
[01:58.58]...how much they can do with so little material. 料子却那么少 
[02:02.05]And they play with your mind. Is it there? Is it not there? 它还会戏弄你 有穿吗？没穿吗？ 
[02:07.22]Are you aware that you're still talking? 你知道你还在碎碎念吗？ 
[02:10.89]Is anyone thankful for anything else besides a thong? 有没有人要感谢 丁字裤以外的东西？ 
[02:15.10]I don't know. Am I more thankful for my divorce or my eviction? 我不知道要比较感谢离婚 还是被赶出来 
[02:19.57]And I didn't think you'd be able to come up with anything. 我还以为你会没得谢 
[02:25.17]I'm sorry. This is the worst Thanksgiving ever. 抱歉，这是最惨的一次感恩节 
[02:28.41]I am the king of bad Thanksgivings. 不行，我才是悲惨感恩节盟主 
[02:30.85]You can't swoop in with your bad marriage and take that away from me. 你不能挟失败的婚姻空降 抢了我的宝座 
[02:35.42]You're not going to tell about your parents' divorce again,are you? 你又要说你爸妈离婚的事了？ 
[02:41.09]Come on! I want to hear it. 别这样嘛，我想听 
[02:44.89]It wouldn't be Thanksgiving without Chandler bumming us out. 没有钱德扫兴就不算感恩节了 
[02:49.63]It's a tradition,like the parade. 这跟游行一样是一项传统 
[02:51.77]If the parade decided it was gay and abandoned its family. 如果游行也出柜离家 抛妻弃子的话 
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[02:59.27]Now,Chandler,dear... 钱德 
[03:00.81]...just because we're getting a divorce... 爸爸和我要离婚  
[03:03.21]...doesn't mean we don't love you. 并不代表我们不爱你 
[03:05.61]It just means... 只是代表... 
[03:06.88]...he would rather sleep with the houseboy than with me. ...他上床的对像是男仆 不是我 
[03:13.29]More turkey,Mr. Chandler? 小少爷还要火鸡吗？ 
[03:19.43]Every time you tell that story, that guy's accent gets thicker and thicker. 你把那傢伙的口音 说得越来越重 
[03:25.23]So are he and your dad still together? 他们还在一起吗？ 
[03:27.47]No. After they got their own place, the houseboy got his own houseboy. 没有，他们同居之后 男仆自己也有了男仆 
[03:31.81]Should have heard his accent. 你应该听听他的口音 
[03:34.61]You're right,yours is worse. You're the king of bad Thanksgivings. 你说得对，你的更惨 你是悲惨感恩节盟主 
[03:38.78]I've got one that's worse. 不一定，我有一次更惨 
[03:41.22]Really? Worse than, "More turkey,Mr. Chandler?" 惨过“小少爷还要火鸡”吗？ 
[03:46.79]Did the little rich boy have a problem with the butler? 小少爷跟仆人有仇吗？  
[03:49.39]Yes,mine's worse! 对，我的更惨 
[03:53.09]“1862年感恩节” 
[03:56.93]More bandages! 还要绷带！ 
[03:58.47]More bandages! 还要绷带 
[04:00.64]Please,can I get some more bandages in here? 再给我一些绷带  
[04:03.57]This man is 这个人快死… 
[04:09.98]Oh，no 不会吧 
[04:14.62]In this life,Phoebe. 今生的才算 
[04:17.79]Oh,this life. Oh,okay. 今生是吧 
[04:19.39]No,Chandler's is worse. 那钱德的比较惨 
[04:22.56]It must be cool remembering stuff like that. 记得前世的事一定很酷  
[04:25.26]I don't have any past-life memories. 我都没有前世的记忆 
[04:28.33]Of course,you don't,sweetie. You're brand-new. 当然没有，你是新生命 
[04:33.64]I know Monica's worst Thanksgiving. 我知道摩妮卡最惨的感恩节 
[04:36.14]Let's not tell this story. 那个就别提了 说嘛 
[04:38.97]I know! 我知道 
[04:40.24]It's the one where Joey got Monica's turkey stuck on his head. 就是摩妮卡的火鸡 卡在乔伊头上那次 
[04:46.35]Joey got a turkey stuck on his head? 什么？乔伊头上卡了只火鸡？ 
[04:49.45]It's not like it sounds. 其实不是那样  
[04:51.02]It's exactly like it sounds. 其实就是那样 
[04:56.49]“1992年感恩节” 
[05:08.04]菲比？ 
[05:10.34]What's going on? 乔伊？怎么了？ 
[05:12.11]你看 
[05:15.34]Oh,my God! 我的天哪  
[05:16.81]I know! 我知道 
[05:18.48]It's stuck! 它卡住了 
[05:21.62]Step. 小心台阶  
[05:22.85]How did it get on? 它怎么会跑到你头上？ 
[05:24.62]I put it on to scare Chandler. 是我套上去想吓钱德 
[05:27.56]Oh,my God! Monica's going to totally freak out! 天哪，摩妮卡一定会气死 
[05:31.19]Help me get it off! 那就赶快帮我拿下来  
[05:32.86]Plus,it smells really bad in here. 而且这里面好臭 
[05:37.00]Of course it smells bad. You have your head up a dead animal's ass. 当然很臭 你的头塞在动物尸体的屁股里 
[05:43.14]是摩妮卡 
[05:51.35]Did you get the turkey? 你替火鸡涂… 
[05:53.38]Oh,my God! 我的天哪 
[05:55.22]Who is that? 那是谁？  
[05:56.88]It's Joey. 乔伊啦 
[05:59.69]Is this supposed to be funny? 你在干什么？你是在搞笑吗？ 
[06:02.19]It's not supposed to be funny. It's supposed to be scary. 不是搞笑，是吓人 
[06:06.69]Get that off now! 马上给我拿掉 
[06:08.03]I can't. It's stuck! 拿不掉，卡住了 
[06:10.20]It has to feed 20 people. They're not going to eat it off your head! 我不管，我爸妈的二十个客人 可不能就着你的头吃 
[06:15.37]Hold on. 先别急 
[06:16.57]Let's just all think. 大家一起想办法 
[06:24.25]I got it! 我知道了 
[06:26.48]You pull. 菲比， 你拉 
[06:27.68]I'll spread the legs as wide as I can. 我尽量把腿撑开 
[06:33.72]Now is not the time. Sorry. 乔伊，现在不要闹 对不起 
[06:36.86]Count to three. One... 好，数到三…一... 
[06:38.83]...two... ...二... 
[06:40.03]...three! ...三 
[06:44.73]It worked! I scared you! I knew it! 成功了！我吓到你了 
[06:50.20]I'm here,big guy. 大哥，我在这里 
[06:51.54]Yeah,you are! 我知道 
[06:53.91]I scared you! 我吓到你了 
[06:58.95]You did look like an idiot. 你看起来真的很白痴 
[07:02.42]I wasn't the only one who looked like an idiot. 白痴的不只是我 
[07:05.75]Remember when Ross tried to say "butternut squash"... 罗斯有一次想说冬南瓜  
[07:08.79]...and it came out, "squatternut bosh"? 结果讲成南冬瓜 
[07:14.40]Yeah,that's the same. 的确一样白痴 
[07:18.53]That's it. That's my worst Thanksgiving. 那就是我最惨的感恩节 
[07:21.40]That can't be the one Rachel meant. 等等，瑞秋说的不可能是那次  
[07:23.70]She didn't even know that happened. 她根本不知道那件事 
[07:26.27]So,what's yours? 所以是哪一次？ 哪一次？ 
[07:28.38]I really don't want to tell this story. 我真的不想提这件事 
[07:31.05]Reliving pain and getting depressed is what Thanksgiving's all about. 讲嘛，重温悲惨的回忆 是感恩节的精神 
[07:37.39]For me,anyway. 至少我觉得是  
[07:38.79]And,of course,the lndians. 还有原住民的帮忙 
[07:41.89]Of all people,you do not want me to tell this story. 最不希望我提的绝对是你 
[07:44.96]What is that supposed to mean? 什么意思？ 
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[07:48.40]-Monica,I think Rachel's here! -I'll get it! 摩妮卡，应该是瑞秋来了 我来开 
[07:58.57]Happy Thanksgiving! 感恩节快乐 
[07:59.84]Not for me. 我不快乐 
[08:01.64]Chip and I broke up. 奇普和我分手了 
[08:04.45]Why? 为什么？ 
[08:05.78]What happened? 怎么了？ 
[08:07.25]My parents are out of town, and Chip was going to come over. 我爸妈不是要出门 奇普不是要来… 
[08:11.02]And you were going to give him... 对，你要给他... 
[08:13.35]...your "flower." ...你的花芯 
[08:15.82]Monica,can you just call it sex? 摩妮卡，你能不能直接说做爱  
[08:17.99]It really creeps me out when you call it that. 你那样讲让我浑身发毛 
[08:21.26]And by the way... 还有... 
[08:22.66]...while we're at it,a guy's thing is not called his "tenderness." ...在做的时候 男人的那里不叫他的温柔 
[08:29.60]Believe me. 相信我 
[08:35.11]Happy Thanksgiving. 瑞秋 感恩节快乐 你也是 
[08:40.15]天哪 
[08:44.35]Everyone... 各位  
[08:45.55]...this is Chandler. 这是钱德 
[08:47.82]My roommate... 我的室友... 
[08:49.06]...and lead singer of our band. ...兼我们乐团的主唱 
[08:54.10]罗斯 
[08:55.70]This is Monica. 这是摩妮卡  
[08:57.70]I'm Ross' little sister. 我是罗斯的妹妹 
[09:00.27]好 
[09:03.97]I'm so glad you could come. 欢迎你来 
[09:06.21]We've got plenty of food, so I hope you're hungry. 有很多吃的 希望你饿了 
[09:08.68]Chandler hates Thanksgiving and doesn't eat any Thanksgiving food. 妈，钱德痛恨感恩节 他不吃感恩节食物 
[09:14.05]I'm so glad you brought him here. 那还真是欢迎啊 
[09:19.32]I can make you some macaroni and cheese for dinner. 钱德 我可以帮你煮起司通心面 
[09:22.39]As long as the Pilgrims didn't eat it. 只要当年的清教徒没吃我就吃 
[09:28.60]Damn it! 讨厌 
[09:41.04]Does it feel weird around here now? 瑞秋，你会不会觉得怪怪的？ 
[09:43.34]You know,since I've been away at college? 我去上大学不在了以后 
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[09:49.95]That's cool. 那就好 
[09:52.42]那你… 
[09:56.92]So that's Rachel,the girl you've been writing all those songs about? 她就是你那些歌的女主角瑞秋 对 
[10:00.80]Might want to rethink the lyrics to "She Feels Weird Since I've Been Gone." 你可能得修改那句 “我的离去令她浑身不对劲” 
[10:09.34]I cannot believe Chip dumped me for that slut Nancy Branson! 奇普居然为了那个花痴南茜 而甩了我 
[10:14.41]I am never going out with him again. I don't care how much he begs. 我再也不跟他约会了 他再怎么求我也没用 
[10:18.88]His begging days are over,now that he's with Nancy Branson. 他有了南茜，应该不会求你了 
[10:24.49]I've just had it with high-school boys. 你知道吗？我受够高中男生了  
[10:26.99]They're just silly. 他们只是些笨蛋 
[10:28.66]They're just silly,stupid boys. 他们全是些又笨又呆的小毛头 
[10:32.09]I'll start dating men. 我要开始跟男人交往 
[10:36.00]I'm sorry,Judy. 茱蒂，对不起  
[10:37.20]I couldn't find that bowl you and Jack were looking for. 我找不到你和杰克要的碗 
[10:43.34]Call them Mom and Dad,you loser. 叫爸爸妈妈吧，俗辣 
[10:48.04]摩妮卡 
[10:54.22]钱德 
[10:59.69]Did you like the macaroni and cheese? 起司通心面好吃吗？ 
[11:01.52]It was great. You should be a chef. 很好吃，你应该去当厨师 
[11:04.46]好啊 
[11:09.80]Guess what. 你猜怎样？  
[11:11.23]All this stuff about Nancy being a slut was all a rumor. 南茜很花痴的传闻都是假的 
[11:14.60]Chip dumped her,and he wants to come over to my house! 所以奇普甩了她 他今天晚上想来找我 
[11:18.14]-That is so great! -I know. 太棒了 就是啊 
[11:20.61]Oh,gosh. Listen, if you and Chip do it tonight... 天哪，要是你和奇普晚上做了  
[11:24.38]...promise me you'll tell me everything. 你一定要把细节都告诉我 
[11:26.65]Totally. It's not that big a deal. We already kind of did it once. 那当然，其实也没什么 我们应该有做过一次 
[11:30.72]But now you'll definitely know whether or not you did it. 我知道，但这回你一定能确定  
[11:34.26]I know. 我知道 
[11:35.89]And Chip promised that this time it'd last at least for an entire song. 奇普还保证 这次会持续一整首歌的长度 
[11:43.33]I'm thinking of asking Rachel out tonight... 我晚上打算约瑞秋出去  
[11:45.67]...maybe playing her that song we wrote last week. 弹我们上周写的那首歌给她听 
[11:48.57]"Emotional Knapsack"? Yes. Right on! “忧愁的背包”？ 对 漂亮 
[11:53.14]But don't take long. We're testing our fake lD's tonight. 不过不要拖太久 我们还要去试用假身分证 
[11:57.01]Right,Clifford Alvarez? 对吧，克里夫艾维瑞兹？ 
[12:00.65]Listen,Roland Cheng... 听着，罗兰陈 
[12:04.35]...if things go well, I may be out with her all night. 如果一切顺利 我们搞不好不会回来 
[12:08.09]Dude,don't do that to me. 兄弟，别丢下我 
[12:10.02]It's cool,you can stay here. My parents won't mind. 没关系，你可以留下来 我爸妈不会介意 
[12:12.69]It's not that. I just don't want to be stuck here with your fat sister. 不是，我不想整晚 跟你的肥猪妹妹在一起 
[12:20.67]Why don't you finish off these pies? 摩妮卡，把这些派吃完吧  
[12:22.97]I don't have any more room in the fridge. 冰箱塞不下了 
[12:29.14]No,thank you. 不了，谢谢 
[12:31.55]Judy,you did it. 茱蒂，你成功了  
[12:33.01]She's finally full! 她终于吃不下了 
[12:38.49]I called you fat? 我说你肥？ 
[12:40.15]-I don't even remember that. -Maybe it'd jog your memory... 我完全不记得 或许唱... 
[12:42.56]...if you guys played a little bit of "Emotional Knapsack." ...那首“忧愁的背包” 可以让你想起来 
[12:47.39]I'm so sorry. I really am. 对不起，真的  
[12:49.43]I was an idiot back then. 我那时候很愚蠢 
[12:51.03]I rushed the stage at a Wham concert, for crying out loud! 我还在“轰”的演唱会上 冲上台大叫 
[12:56.27]I can't believe you called her fat. 你居然说她肥 
[12:58.21]I can't believe you let George Michael slap you. 你居然让乔治麦可赏你耳光 
[13:03.11]I am really sorry. 真的很抱歉 
[13:04.41]That is terrible. I'm so sorry. 我太差劲了 真是对不起 
[13:07.85]That's not the Thanksgiving I was talking about. 其实我说的不是那次感恩节 
[13:10.75]Yes,it was. 就是  
[13:11.92]No,it was actually 不是，我说的是… 
[13:13.72]Thanksgiving's over. Let's get ready for Christmas. 感恩节结束，准备过圣诞节吧 谁要去买圣诞树？ 
[13:19.13]I have the cutest Christmas story. 我有最可爱的圣诞节故事 
[13:21.73]We want to hear Monica's story. 我们想听摩妮卡的感恩节故事 
[13:23.76]Mine had a dwarf that got broke in half, but,you know,whatever. 我的故事里有小矮人断成两截 不过随便 
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[13:30.84]You changed your major again? 瑞秋，你妈说你又转系了 
[13:33.27]I had to. 没办法  
[13:34.48]There was never any parking by the psychology building. 心理系馆旁边很难停车 
[13:38.48]瑞秋 
[13:40.65]Love your new nose! Jack. 你的新鼻子真漂亮 杰克 
[13:43.72]What？ Dr. Wolfson's an artist. 怎样？威尔森医生是个艺术家 
[13:46.05]He removed my mole cluster. 他帮我点掉一堆痣  
[13:47.72]Want to see? 你要看吗？ 
[13:50.46]No! Please,let me. 我去开 不，让我去 
[14:01.14]Happy Thanksgiving. 感恩节快乐 
[14:04.10]Your hair sure is different. 你的发型变了好多 
[14:06.14]We were just talking about that. 我们刚才还在讲  
[14:08.11]We can't believe how stupid we used to look. 我们以前真的好蠢 
[14:14.65]Where's Monica? 摩妮卡呢？  
[14:15.92]She's upstairs. 在楼上 
[14:17.69]Come down,everyone's here! 摩妮卡，快下来，人都到齐了 
[14:19.65]Ross,Rachel... 罗斯，瑞秋  
[14:20.92]...and the boy who hates Thanksgiving. 和那个痛恨感恩节的男生 
[14:27.16]钱德  
[14:29.00]Oh,my God! 我的天哪 
[14:31.20]What's the matter? 怎么了？ 
[14:33.00]Is there something on my dress? 我的衣服有脏东西吗 
[14:37.67]You look so different. 你变了好多好漂亮 
[14:39.27]Terrific. 
[14:40.44]That dress,that body.... 那件裙子，那个身材 
[14:42.28]-Dude! -Sorry. 喂 抱歉 
[14:45.51]Yes,she's thin. It's wonderful. 对，摩妮卡瘦了，太好了 
[14:47.68]But we really want to hear... 但我们比较关心...  
[14:49.48]...about Ross' new girlfriend. ...罗斯的新女友 
[14:54.56]Her name is Carol. 好吧，她叫卡萝 
[14:56.02]She's really pretty and smart. 她很漂亮，很聪明 
[14:58.23]She's on the lacrosse team and the golf team. 她是长曲棍球和高尔夫球校队  
[15:01.50]Can you believe it? 很厉害吧？ 
[15:03.23]She plays for both teams. 她两个校队都打 
[15:08.20]So I guess I'll see you at dinner. 钱德，那就晚餐见罗 
[15:12.64]-Dude! -Sorry. 喂 抱歉 
[15:15.71]Oh,my God! 天哪 
[15:17.01]That was so awesome. 真是酷毙了 
[15:18.85]You got him back for calling you fat. 你完全报了一箭之仇 
[15:21.08]He was drooling all over you. 他的口水流了满地  
[15:23.05]-That must have felt so great. -lt didn't. 感觉一定很过瘾 一点也不过瘾 
[15:24.75]What？ 什么？ 
[15:27.66]Yeah,I mean,I look great. 没错，我很漂亮 
[15:29.92]I feel great,and my heart's not in trouble anymore. 感觉很轻盈 心脏的毛病也没了 
[15:35.20]I just don't feel like I got him back. 但我还是觉得没报到仇 
[15:37.93]I just want to humiliate him. 我想狠狠的羞辱他 
[15:40.17]I want him to be naked,and I want to point at him and laugh. 我想让他光着身体 再指着他大笑 
[15:46.21]That,we may be able to do. 好，搞不好可以 
[15:50.08]How? 怎么做？ 
[15:51.28]Guys tend to get naked before they're going to have sex. 男人要做爱之前都会脱光衣服 
[15:55.25]What? 什么？  
[15:56.42]I didn't work this hard and lose weight... 我这么努力瘦这么多 
[15:59.12]...just so I could give my flower to someone like him. 可不是为了把花芯给他那种人 
[16:02.82]First of all,if you keep calling it that, no one will take it. 好，第一，你再那样讲 保证没有人会要 
[16:06.69]And then second of all, you're not going to have sex with him. 第二，又不是要你来真的  
[16:10.60]You'll just make him think that you are. 只是要你误导他 
[16:14.17]也对 
[16:16.04]I'll throw him out in the yard,lock the door... 等他脱光了 我就把他赶出去锁上门 
[16:19.31]...and all our neighbors will just humiliate him! 让所有的邻居耻笑他 
[16:22.64]You'll definitely get him back. 那你就绝对报了仇 
[16:24.88]How do I make him think I want to have sex? 我要怎么误导他？ 
[16:27.48]Here's what you do. 我知道了  
[16:29.42]Just act like everything around you turns you on. 假装什么都能让你兴奋 
[16:36.39]What do you mean? 什么意思？  
[16:37.93]Anything can be sexy. 就是什么都能挑动你 
[16:41.33]Like this dish towel. 像…像这条擦碗巾 
[16:46.77]This feels so good against my cheek. 它的触感好舒服 
[16:50.24]And if I get a little hot, I can just dab myself with it. 如果我热了就可以拿它来吸汗 
[16:54.94]Or I can bring it down to my side and run it through my fingers... 或是把它放在腿边  
[16:58.68]...while I talk to him. 边跟他说话边玩弄 
[17:00.48]I can do that. 这个我会  
[17:01.92]Good,good,good. 很好 
[17:03.35]Get busy. He's coming. 他来了 
[17:06.09]Hey,what's up? 你好 
[17:10.42]Could you make me some of that righteous mac and cheese like last year? 摩妮卡，你能不能帮我煮 去年那种通心面 
[17:15.16]I'd love to. 没问题 
[17:23.77]I love macaroni and cheese. 我好喜欢起司通心面 
[17:28.18]I love the way this box feels against my cheek. 我好喜欢这个盒子的触感 
[17:38.99]And I love carrots. 我好喜欢胡萝卜 
[17:44.73]Sometimes I like to put them between my fingers. 有时我喜欢把它们这样夹着 
[17:49.66]Like this. 像这样 
[17:51.40]And hold them down here while I talk to you. 然后放在腿边跟你说话 
[17:58.97]And,you know,if I get really hot... 觉得很热的时候… 
[18:02.54]...I like to pick up this knife. ...我喜欢拿起这把刀 
[18:07.65]And I put the cool steel... 把冰凉的刀身... 
[18:11.15]...against... 靠在… 
[18:13.59]...my body. 身上 
[18:17.26]Are you all right? 你还好吗？ 
[18:19.83]I'm fine. Just... 我很好，只是…  
[18:36.24]Twenty-year-old male. 什么状况？ 20岁男性 
[18:37.95]He's got a severed toe on his right foot. 右脚拇趾被切到 
[18:43.05]Could you please not do that feet first? 别撞到他的脚好吗？ 
[18:45.39]You know where his injury is. Severed toe,you just said it! 你明知他是拇趾被切到 你刚才也说了 
[18:50.39]It says the knife went through your shoe. 这里写说刀子刺穿鞋子 
[18:52.96]They're made of wicker! 那当然，他穿的是草鞋 
[18:56.26]Did you bring the toe? 断指带来了吗？  
[18:57.80]I have it right here on ice. 有，在这里冰着 
[18:59.20]Toes on Ice,coming soon to Madison Square Garden. “冰上拇趾秀” 麦迪逊花园广场即将演出 
[19:01.60]Save your strength,man. 省点力气吧 
[19:04.24]Don't worry,son. We'll just reattach it and then.... 放心，我们会把它缝… 
[19:07.84]What is it? 怎么了？ 
[19:09.21]You brought a carrot. 你带了一块胡萝卜来 
[19:13.75]This isn't your toe. This is a small, very cold piece of carrot. 什么？ 这不是你的脚趾 这是一小块很冰的红萝蔔 
[19:18.09]You brought a carrot? 你带胡萝卜来？ 
[19:20.35]Oh,my God! 天哪， 
[19:22.22]There's a toe in my kitchen. 我的厨房里有一截断趾 
[19:26.39]I'm sorry! I'll go get it! 对不起，我马上回去拿 
[19:28.26]All we can do now is sew up the wound. 来不及了，我们只能直接缝合 
[19:30.43]Without my toe? I need my toe! 我需要我的脚趾头 
[19:32.93]I can go really fast!  Dad, give me the keys to your Porsche. 等一下，我很快 爸，让我开你的保时捷 
[19:36.54]I'm not falling for that one. 我才不会上当 
[19:40.37]That's why I lost my toe? Because I called you fat? 这就是我断趾的原因？ 因为我说你肥？ 
[19:45.55]I didn't mean to cut it off. It was an accident. 我不是故意的，那是意外 
[19:48.25]That's why for an entire year people called me Sir Limps-a-lot? 我就因为这样被叫了一整年的 跛脚趾头先生？ 
[19:53.05]I'm sorry. 对不起嘛  
[19:55.62]It wasn't your whole toe. 又不是一整根脚趾头 
[19:57.26]Yeah,well,I miss the tip. 我少了趾尖 
[19:59.53]It's the best part. 趾尖最棒 
[20:02.30]It has the nail. 趾尖有指甲 
[20:05.90]钱德 
[20:09.07]Sir Limps-a-lot. 跛脚趾头先生  
[20:10.47]I came up with that. 那是我想出来的 
[20:15.04]You're a dork. 你好无聊 
[20:18.05]-I can't believe this. -I said I was sorry. 我真不敢相信 钱德，我都道歉了 
[20:21.45]"Sorry" doesn't bring back the piggy that cried all the way home. 道歉也换不回 我那思乡情切的小趾尖 
[20:26.79]It figures that something like this would happen today. 我就知道今天会发生这种事  
[20:29.12]I hate this stupid day and everything about it! 我恨感恩节和这一天的一切 
[20:32.39]I'll see you later. 回见  
[20:33.63]Wait. 等等 
[20:34.80]Come here. 过来 
[20:36.40]Is there anything I can do? Anything? 有什么我能做的吗？ 
[20:39.90]Just leave me alone for a little while. 有，让我静一静 
[20:49.21]I'm a duck. I go quack-quack. 我是鸭子呱呱呱  
[20:51.14]I'm happy all the time. 一天到晚都快乐 
[21:04.46]Nice try. 别试了  
[21:05.79]Wait,wait,wait. 等等 
[21:10.63]Look,Monica 摩妮卡… 你看 
[21:16.30]This is not going to work. 没有用的 
[21:17.97]I bet this will work. 接下来绝对有用 
[21:28.12]You're so great. 你真绝 
[21:29.28]I love you. 我爱你 
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[21:42.03]Nothing. I said you're so great, and then I just stopped talking. 没事，我说“你真绝” 然后就没说话了 
[21:47.63]You said you loved me. I can't believe this! 你说你爱我，我真不敢相信 
[21:50.14]No,I didn't! 我没有 
[21:53.01]Yes,you did! 你有  
[21:54.27]No,I didn't! 我没有 
[21:56.34]You love me! 你爱我  
[21:58.11]No,I don't! 我没有 
[21:59.38]Stop it,stop it,stop it! 别再说了 
[22:09.96]“1915年感恩节” 
[22:13.36]Gauze! 纱布！ 
[22:14.90]Gauze! 纱布! 
[22:16.06]I need to get some gauze in here! 这里需要纱布 
[22:18.50]Can I please get some more gauze? 请再给我一些纱… 
[22:32.05]This is getting ridiculous. 真是越来越扯了 
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