[00:04.63]Oh! Hey,Rach. 瑞秋 
[00:06.40]I was just coming over here to... 我只是来… 
[00:10.44]Wait,I don't have to lie to you, you don't live here anymore. 我不必骗你，你不住这里了 
[00:13.74]I'm eating their food. You? 我在吃他们的东西，你呢？ 
[00:16.88]Ross is on a date with my sister. They shut the drapes two hours ago. 罗斯跟我妹约会 窗帘已经拉上2个半小时了 
[00:21.75]I didn't know we could date your sister. 我们能跟你妹约会喔？ 
[00:28.32]We know you steal our food. 乔伊，我们知道你在偷东西吃 
[00:31.49]I'm good. 不用了 
[00:33.66]Drapes still closed? 窗帘还没拉开？ 
[00:35.20]Yeah. That perverted couple two doors over should've shut theirs. 对，其实隔两户的变态老夫妇 才应该拉窗帘 
[00:39.00]-Is that a swing? -Oh,don't even ask. 那是秋千吗？ 不要问 
[00:42.14]好恶 
[00:45.41]I can't believe Ross is with her sister. 罗斯居然跟瑞秋的妹妹约会 
[00:48.08]When Chandler kissed my sister, I was mad for 10 years. 钱德跟我妹亲热 我气了他10年 
[00:51.58]-That was five years ago. -You got five years left. 那才5年前的事 对，还有5年 
[00:55.65]-Joey.. -Want to make it six? 乔伊… 你想再加1年吗？ 
[00:59.22]The One Where Chandler Can't Cry 本集播出：“谁是AV女优” 
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[01:38.26]Oh,Ross,hey. Hi,how are you? There you are. 罗斯，你好吗？你在这里 
[01:42.93]Can I get a cup of coffee? 一杯咖啡 
[01:45.93]So how was your big date last night? 昨晚的约会怎样啊？ 
[01:50.11]It was okay. It was fun. 还不错，很开心 
[01:52.51]It was fun? Great. 是吗？太好了 
[01:56.88]So did you guys hit it off? 所以你们合得来吗？ 
[02:02.12]I guess so. 应该吧 
[02:04.45]So did anything happen? Rumor has it you guys shut the drapes. 所以你们有怎样吗？ 听说你们把窗帘拉上了 
[02:09.59]No. No. Nothing happened. 我们没怎样 
[02:11.56]I shut the drapes to show her slides of my favorite fossils. 我是要放我最爱的化石幻灯片 
[02:17.20]Oh,slides! 幻灯片… 
[02:20.97]So really nothing happened. 所以你们真的没怎样 
[02:24.21]Something could've happened. 我们可以有怎样  
[02:26.11]She really dug my slides. 她很喜欢我的幻灯片 
[02:28.41]And she was definitely giving me the vibe. 而且她绝对有对我放电 
[02:32.65]Was it the "Please don't show me another picture of a trilobite" vibe? 是“别再给我看三叶虫照片” 的电吗？ 
[02:37.39]I'm telling you, she was in to me,okay? 她喜欢我，好吗？ 
[02:40.62]Hey,you remembered trilobite. 你还记得三叶虫 
[02:45.49]Anyway... 总之… 
[02:47.50]If she wasn't into me, why would she ask me out again? 要是她不喜欢我 为什么要再约我？ 
[02:50.67]-She asked you out again? -Yeah. 她又约你了？ 对 
[02:54.24]Tomorrow night. Valentine's Day. The most romantic day of the year. 明天晚上，情人节 一年当中最浪漫的日子 
[02:59.81]Who knows what could happen. 谁晓得会怎样 
[03:01.78]I might not be shutting my drapes to show her my slides. 到时我拉窗帘 或许不是要放幻灯片，你懂吧 
[03:05.61]Okay! I got it,I got it. 好好好好好我懂我懂我懂  
[03:07.42]I can't go with the "you and my sister" thing. 我不能接受你跟我妹妹交往 
[03:10.42]It's just too weird,all right? 我就是不能 那样太奇怪了，好吗？ 
[03:12.75]I imagine the two of you together. 一想到你们在一起我就捉狂  
[03:15.19]It just freaks me out. I can't do it! 我会疯掉，我受不了我受不了 
[03:20.66]It's okay. 没事的 
[03:23.36]It's too weird for you. I won't see her again. 如果你受不了，我就不再见她  
[03:26.60]Thank you. 谢谢你 
[03:27.87]After tomorrow night. 我是说过了明晚之后  
[03:29.54]No! I can't do it. It's gonna freak me out! 不不不，求求你我受不了 我真的会捉狂 
[03:32.71]Okay,okay,okay! 
[03:35.34]Okay. I'll tell her tonight I can't see her anymore. 好，我今晚就告诉她 我不能再跟她见面 
[03:40.18]Ross,thanks. 谢谢 
[03:43.28]Want me to call her now? 你要我现在打给她吗？  
[03:44.95]Oh,no. No,no,no. 不用… 
[03:48.36]No. Come on,I mean,that's crazy. 那样太夸张了 
[03:53.29]So,what's going on with you? 怎样啊？你最近在干嘛？ 
[03:56.50]Well... 
[03:57.83]I may teach another class this semester. 我这学期可能会再开一堂课 
[04:00.74]Do it now. Call her now. 好，现在就打给她 
[04:08.48]-This is my favorite part. -Me too. 我最喜欢这段了 我也是 
[04:15.18]I don't know what you guys are so sad about. It all works out. 你们难过什么？又不会有事 
[04:18.25]E.T. stays with Elliott, and they get to be best friends forever. 他会留在小男孩身边 他们会相亲相爱直到永远 
[04:24.23]You've seen this movie before, E.T. goes back home. 乔伊，你看过这部电影 ET回外太空去了 
[04:27.20]What? 什么？ 
[04:32.30]Oh,no,I forgot. 我忘了 
[04:36.34]You know what's sadder than this? Bambi. 你们知道什么更催泪？ “小鹿斑比” 
[04:40.07]I cried for three days with that movie. No,two. 那部片让我哭了3天 不，是2天 
[04:43.51]The third day my mom killed herself, so I was partly crying for that. 第三天我妈自杀了 我也有在哭那件事 
[04:49.52]Well,that I can see crying over, but Bambi is a cartoon. 哭ET就算了 “小鹿斑比”是卡通耶 
[04:53.92]You didn't cry when Bambi's mother died? 斑比的母亲死了你没哭？ 
[04:55.86]Yes,it was very sad when the guy stopped drawing the deer. 动画师不再画母鹿 的确很可怜 
[05:01.53]If this movie's making you guys cry so much, let's just change the channel. 你们哭成这样，干脆转台好吗 好 
[05:06.93]There. 
[05:11.21]Joey,you're crying over a Doritos commercial. 乔伊，那是多力多滋的广告 
[05:14.61]I was up for that part. 我有去试镜 
[05:19.11]It's okay to cry. You don't have to be macho all the time. 钱德，哭没什么不对 你不必老是那么男子汉 
[05:23.12]I'm not macho. 我哪有男子汉  
[05:25.12]Yeah,you're right. 也对 
[05:27.79]I don't know what I was thinking. 我不知道我在想什么 
[05:30.06]I just never really cried. I'm not a crying kind of guy. 反正我就是没哭过 我不是那种会哭的人 
[05:34.10]Come on,there's gotta be something that gets you choked up. Like... 你总会遇见令你鼻酸的事 像… 
[05:39.33]What if you saw a three-legged puppy? 如果你看到一只三脚小狗呢？ 
[05:43.17]I'd be sad,sure. 我是会难过 
[05:45.61]But I wouldn't cry. 但是不会哭 
[05:47.44]What if the puppy said, "Help me,Chandler. 要是那只小狗说 “钱德救救我” 
[05:52.91]All the other puppies pick on me." “其他的狗狗都欺负我” 
[05:56.48]Cry? I just found a talking puppy. I'm rich! 哭？我发现一只会说话的狗 我发了 
[06:02.32]I've got it. I have got it. 我知道了…  
[06:04.59]Pictures from your childhood. 你小时候的照片 
[06:06.69]This'll get you going good. 你看了一定会哭 
[06:10.10]Oh,what's going on there? 那张是什么？ 
[06:12.10]Parents' Day. First grade. 那是一年级的家长日  
[06:14.27]That's me with the janitor,Martin. 我和校警马丁的合照 
[06:18.34]-Where are your parents? -They didn't want to come. 你爸妈呢？ 他们不想去 
[06:21.38]-Chandler! -Poor thing. 钱德 好可怜喔 
[06:23.58]That story doesn't make you cry? 这件事不会让你哭吗？ 
[06:25.78]No. Look,I don't cry. It's not a big deal,okay? 不会，我就是不会哭 这没什么，好吗？ 
[06:29.22]No! It's not okay! 不，不好 
[06:31.72]It's not okay at all! 一点也不好 
[06:34.86]You're dead inside! 你的心是死的 
[06:40.86]-Excuse me? -Yeah? 请问一下 
[06:42.56]-Are you Phoebe Buffay? -Yeah. 你是菲比布非吗？ 是 
[06:45.80]Can I get your autograph? I'm your biggest fan. 你可以帮我签名吗？ 我最崇拜你了 
[06:48.64]My biggest fan? I've always wanted to meet you. 你最崇拜我了？ 我一直想认识你 
[06:52.77]Sure. Yeah. 没问题 
[06:54.04]Wow. Wow,thanks a lot. 谢谢你 
[06:56.21]I just want to say, I think you're really talented. 我只想说 你真的很有天分 
[06:59.45]You're just saying that because you're my biggest fan. 你是因为崇拜我才这么说 
[07:03.82]Take good care of that guy. He's a fan. 乔伊，好好招呼那个人 他是个粉丝 
[07:09.06]Bye. 再见 
[07:12.43]So you saw me on Days of Our Lives,huh? 你看过我演“我们的岁月”？ 
[07:16.46]You want me to do a little Dr. Drake Ramoray for you? 要我来一段拉莫瑞医生吗？ 
[07:23.84]I have no idea what you're talking about. 我不知道你在说什么  
[07:26.61]But I just got Phoebe Buffay's autograph. 不过我刚拿到菲比布非的签名 
[07:29.28]Oh. You're Phoebe's fan. 你是菲比的粉丝 
[07:31.31]Oh,yeah. I've seen all her movies. 没错，她的电影我都看过 
[07:35.98]-Movies? -That was Phoebe Buffay, the porn star. 电影？ 那是菲比布非，AV巨星 
[07:45.76]I don't think so. 不是吧  
[07:47.30]No,it was. She was in Sex Toy Story Two... 是，她演过“性玩具总动员” 
[07:51.87]Lawrence of a Labia. “女人国的劳伦斯” 
[07:55.30]And I got her autograph. 而我拿到她的签名  
[07:57.67]The guys at the comic book store won't believe this. 漫画店的人一定不会相信 
[08:04.11]Gunther? 阿甘 
[08:05.35]Don't let that guy in here anymore. He said Phoebe's a porn star. 以后别让那个人进来 他说菲比是AV巨星 
[08:09.48]Well,I wouldn't call her a star, but she's really good. 说巨星太夸张了 不过她真的很猛 
[08:14.49]You should check out Inspect Her Gadget. 你应该去看“G歪神探” 
[08:22.33]-Hey. -Hey. 
[08:23.97]Ross just totally blew me off, and he didn't even tell me why. 说了你一定不信 罗斯刚刚回绝我，又没说原因 
[08:28.57]Oh,well. 
[08:30.67]The best thing to do to get over a guy is to start dating someone else. 忘掉一个男人最好的办法 就是跟别人交往 
[08:35.18]Oh! There is this great guy you will just love at work, named Bob. 我们公司有个鲍伯你一定喜欢  
[08:39.65]He's a real up-and-comer in Human Resources. 他是人力资源部的明日之星 
[08:43.45]Maybe I talk too much,or maybe I should have been more aggressive sexually. 也许我太聒噪了 也许我应该在性方面更主动 
[08:48.09]No,no,no. 不不不… 
[08:50.26]No,that would never have worked on Ross. 不要，罗斯不吃那套 
[08:52.99]But you know who that might work on? Bob in Human Resources. 不过你知道谁可能会心动？ 人力资源部的鲍伯 
[08:57.50]Thanks,but I'm not gonna date some random guy from your work. 谢谢你替我打气 但我不要跟某个阿猫阿狗交往 
[09:01.50]Not random. Bob. 不是阿猫阿狗，是鲍伯 
[09:04.67]It's probably because I'm not mature enough or smart enough... 可能是因为我不够成熟 不够聪明 
[09:09.14]Maybe he doesn't like the way I dress. 或许他不喜欢我的打扮… 
[09:11.51]No,that can't be it. It's gotta be the smart thing. 不可能的，一定是我不够聪明 
[09:15.78]I'm so stupid. I'm just this,like, incredibly pretty,stupid girl. 我好笨 我是个美得冒泡的笨女人 
[09:21.52]No,honey. 不是…  
[09:24.13]Okay. 好吧 
[09:25.36]Okay. You want to know why Ross canceled the date? 好吧 你知道罗斯为何取消约会？ 
[09:29.13]Because I asked him to. 是我要求的 
[09:31.60]You asked him to? 你要求的？ 
[09:33.63]-Why? -Because you are my sister... -为什么？ -因为你是我妹妹  
[09:36.54]and Ross and I have this huge history. 而罗斯和我有一大段渊源 
[09:39.37]-You want to go out with Ross? -No. 我不懂，你想跟罗斯交往吗？ 不想 
[09:42.38]You don't want him, but you don't want me to have him? 你不要他，又不要我拥有他？ 
[09:45.55]You know,Bob in Human Resources... 人力资源部的鲍伯… 
[09:48.72]I can't believe you did this! You had me doubting how smart I was! 你居然这样对我 你害我怀疑我的智商 
[09:53.02]You had me doubting my fashion sense! 你害我怀疑我的穿着品味 
[09:55.79]It's not that big a deal. Just don't date Ross. There's other.. 我只是叫你不要跟罗斯约会 世上的男人那么多，你… 
[09:59.86]You have no right to tell me what to do. 你没有资格教我做事 
[10:02.66]I'm not telling you what to do. I am telling you what not to do! 我不是在教你做 我是在教你不要做 
[10:07.50]Why are you so jealous of me? 你为什么老是这么嫉妒我？ 
[10:09.54]This is not about me being jealous. 不是我嫉妒你  
[10:11.84]It's about you being a brat, wanting what you can't have. 是你任性，不能吃还想吃 
[10:15.08]Can't have? 不能吃？ 
[10:16.68]Excuse me. The only thing I can't have is dairy! 很抱歉 我不能吃的东西只有乳制品 
[10:22.32]Well,you just blew your chances at dating Bob! 好，你和鲍伯的事吹了 
[10:25.39]-Who? -With Human Resources! 谁？ 人力资源部的啦 
[10:30.02]Jealous of her? Who does she think she is, Princess Caroline? 我嫉妒她？她以为她是谁？ 卡洛琳公主吗？ 
[10:34.90]-You're jealous of Princess Caroline? -Do I have my own castle? 你嫉妒卡洛琳公主？ 我有自己的城堡吗？ 
[10:40.74]Hey. 
[10:42.07]-Phoebe's not here,is she? -No. 菲比不在吧？ 不在 
[10:44.04]Did you get a movie? 真好，你们租了片子？ 
[10:52.95]Yeah. Yeah. 对 
[10:54.42]But I don't think it's the kind you're gonna like. 但是你们应该不会喜欢 
[10:59.35]Not more movies that'll have us reaching for the tissues all night? 你该不会又租那种 会消耗面纸的片子吧？ 
[11:08.96]Sort of. 可以这么说 
[11:12.20]What's going on? 到底怎么了？ 
[11:15.40]Phoebe's a porn star! 菲比是AV女优 
[11:18.21]-What? -Yeah! 什么？ 
[11:19.64]What are you talking about? 
[11:22.44]"Phoebe Buffay in Buffay The Vampire Layer." “菲比布非之魔法欲女” 
[11:28.95]That's Phoebe. Where did you get that? 天哪 这是菲比，你在哪里租的？ 
[11:31.59]At the adult video place on Bleecker. 布里克街的成人录影带店 
[11:34.22]And I saw Joey was about to go in, so I ran in ahead of him... 我看到乔伊正要进去 就先跑进去.. 
[11:39.16]to surprise him. 吓吓他 
[11:42.76]Then I pretended that I didn't know he was in there. 然后我又假装不知道他也在 
[11:50.24]Wow. I mean, I just can't believe this. 天哪，我真是不敢相信 
[11:53.44]I mean,you think you know someone. 真是知人知面不知心  
[11:55.98]Even Phoebe,who's always been somewhat of a question mark. 虽然菲比一直是个问号 
[12:00.48]This is so bizarre. 好诡异喔 
[12:02.82]I guess it makes sense. She had such a terrible childhood. 不过毕竟她的童年那么悲惨 
[12:06.52]I had a bad childhood and I don't do porn. 我童年悲惨也没去拍A片 
[12:10.29]Yes, but you're dead inside. 对，但是你的心死了 
[12:12.93]I'd better take that back. 我还是拿去还吧  
[12:15.03]What,why? Why? 为什么？ 
[12:16.63]We can't watch it. It's Phoebe. 我们不能看，那是菲比演的 
[12:19.60]We shouldn't watch this. 你说得对，我们不该看  
[12:21.30]Absolutely not. That goes back. 没错 还是还了吧 
[12:24.47]-Maybe a bit. -The first half? 看一点好了 前半段就好 
[12:27.98]This is wrong,you guys! Phoebe's our friend! 这样是不对的 菲比是我们的朋友 
[12:30.98]-I'm not gonna watch it. -Yeah! 我不要看 没错 
[12:33.61]Good for you,Joe. 有义气 
[12:49.33]I thought I'd find you here, Nosferatool. 我就知道你在这里 纳斯佛拉吐 
[12:54.00]Are you going to plunge your stake into my dark places? 布非，你要把你的尖棍 深深插进我的体内吗？ 
[12:58.01]Actually, I was kind of hoping it would be the other way around. 其实我有点希望是你来插 
[13:05.48]What's that on her ankle? 等等，她的脚踝上是什么？  
[13:07.25]Her ankle is what you're watching? 你在看她的脚踝？ 
[13:10.52]Well,it's hard to tell. 很难看得出来… 
[13:14.02]God,if she would just stop moving. 她能不能不要动了 
[13:16.72]She's just doing her job. 她只是在尽本分 
[13:19.39]You sick bastards! 你们这些变态 
[13:22.70]It's a tattoo. 是刺青 
[13:24.43]That's weird. Phoebe doesn't.. 怪了，菲比没… 
[13:27.50]Wait,that's Ursula! That's not Phoebe! That is Ursula! 是乌苏拉啦 那不是菲比，是乌苏拉 
[13:31.57]Wait,wait! I can watch that! Rewind it! Rewind it! 倒带倒带 我可以看了，快倒带 
[13:36.54]Hey. 
[13:38.08]What's up? Oh,my God! What am I doing?! 你们在干嘛？天哪！我在干什么？ 
[13:53.56]Hey,sweetie. 亲爱的 
[14:00.03]"Chicken Soup for the Soul"? “心灵鸡汤”？ 
[14:03.37]There's no back to this couch. 这张沙发背后是空的 
[14:07.51]You hate this kind of stuff. 你看它干嘛？你讨厌这种书  
[14:09.61]I figured I'd give it a shot. 我想试试看 
[14:11.75]One of the stories may make me cry, then you won't think I'm dead inside. 也许有某个故事会让我哭 你就不会觉得我的心死了 
[14:17.02]Oh,that's so sweet. 你真有心 
[14:19.45]I don't care if you can't cry. I love you. 但你不会哭也无所谓，我爱你 
[14:22.02]Oh,that makes me feel so warm in my hollow tin chest. 这话温暖了我空空如也的胸口 
[14:26.76]Stop it. 别闹了 
[14:28.73]Seriously. We get married, I'm up at the altar and I'm like this: 你想嘛，哪天我们结婚了 来到神父面前，我却这样 
[14:35.20]I won't care. 我不在乎  
[14:36.70]I know that you'll be feeling it all in here. 因为我知道你内心会充满喜悦 
[14:40.54]-Yeah? -Yeah. 是吗？ 当然 
[14:42.11]And if we have a baby one day... 要是有一天我们生小孩  
[14:44.41]and the doctor hands it to you in the delivery room... 医生在产房把宝宝交给你 
[14:47.62]and you don't cry,so what? 而你没有哭，那又怎样？ 
[14:51.29]If we take him to college and come home... 要是我们送他去念大学 回到家里... 
[14:54.22]and we see his empty room for the first time... 第一次看到他的空房 
[14:57.76]and you got nothing? 而你却没反应… 
[15:01.06]It won't matter to me. 我也不在意 
[15:04.97]Okay. 好 
[15:07.00]I won't worry about this anymore then. 那我就不那么担心了 
[15:09.97]And then,you know,if I die... 要是我死了 
[15:13.91]from a long illness... 久病弃世 
[15:16.58]and you're writing my eulogy... 你在写哀悼词 
[15:18.75]and you open the desk drawer and find a note from me that says: 结果打开抽屉 看到我留了一张字条写道 
[15:22.48]"I will always be with you"... “我会永远与你同在” 
[15:25.85]and you still can't shed one tiny tear? 而你还是挤不出一滴眼泪  
[15:31.26]I know you'll be crying a river inside. 我会知道你的心早已泪流成河 
[15:34.93]-I love you. -What is wrong with you?! 我爱你 你是怎么搞的？ 
[15:39.27]-What? -What? 什么？  
[15:40.70]You can't shed a tear for your dead wife? 你居然无法为亡妻流一滴泪 
[15:43.77]I left you a note from the beyond! 我死后留了字条给你耶 
[15:45.84]-So you didn't mean any of that? -No,you robot! 所以刚才都不是真心话？ 废话，死机器人 
[15:54.68]You damn kids! You ring my bell one more time and I swear.. 死小孩！再乱按电铃我就… 
[15:59.39]Oh,Jill! 吉儿  
[16:02.69]That's a game I play with the kids down the hall. 我在跟走廊那头的小朋友玩 
[16:07.16]They've really taken a liking to me. 他们越来越喜欢我 
[16:11.63]What's the matter? 有什么事吗？ 
[16:13.23]Rachel and I had a big fight. Can I come in? 瑞秋和我大吵一架 我可以进去吗？ 
[16:16.50]I know we're not supposed to see each other anymore. 我知道我们不能再见面 我也可以接受 
[16:19.91]I don't know anybody in this city and I need somebody to talk to. 只是我人生地不熟 又很需要找个人谈一谈 
[16:23.74]Sure. What happened? 好啊，怎么了？  
[16:25.38]I don't want to talk about it. 我不想谈 
[16:30.38]Okay. 好… 
[16:33.75]-You know what might cheer me up? -What? 不过有件事会让我比较开心 什么事？  
[16:36.59]Seeing some more of your super cool slides. 再多看几张你的超酷幻灯片 
[16:40.73]-Wow,really? -Totally. I loved them. 真的吗？ 绝对的，我爱死了 
[16:43.50]You could finish telling me about the different kinds of sand. 你还可以继续讲解 那几种不同的沙子 
[16:49.60]I'd love to. Wait right here, I'll go get the projector and my notes. 没问题，你等一下 我去拿投影机和讲义 
[16:54.07]Thanks. You're such a good friend. 太好了，谢谢你 你真是个好朋友 
[17:02.88]Have you guys seen Jill? I can't find her. 你们有看到吉儿吗？ 我到处都找不到她 
[17:05.89]-No. -Is Ross home? 没看到 罗斯在家吗？ 
[17:07.45]Maybe I'll call him and see if he's seen her.. 我打去问他好了 
[17:19.37]Who is it? 哪一位？  
[17:20.60]It's Phoebe... 是菲比… 
[17:22.77]"Phoebe"! 菲比 
[17:25.64]-Hey! -Oh,God! 天哪 
[17:30.61]So you're making porn movies. 所以你在拍A片  
[17:32.88]No,I'm not. 我没有 
[17:34.48]We're still rolling! 摄影机还在拍  
[17:36.82]You're making one right now! 你现在就在拍 
[17:39.45]Let's go,Phoebe. 菲比快点  
[17:40.89]And you're using my name. 而且还用我的名字 
[17:43.09]Can I help you with something? 对，有什么事吗？ 
[17:46.26]Phoebe,come on! 菲比，快点  
[17:47.53]Look,I'm talking right now. You mean her. Oh. 我在跟别人说话… 你是在叫她 
[17:51.83]You know, twin stuff is always a real big seller. 双胞胎的题材一向很卖  
[17:55.17]What? 什么？ 
[17:57.64]I could talk them into giving you... 我可以帮你谈到... 
[18:00.24]thirty dollars. 30块钱 
[18:03.68]No! No way! No! 不要！想都别想 
[18:06.01]And stop using my name! And shame on you! 而且别再冒用我的名字 你真丢脸 
[18:09.32]And shame on all of you! You're disgusting! 你们都很丢脸，你们恶心死了  
[18:12.35]Especially you,with that! 尤其是你那个样子 
[18:17.59]The slides are almost ready. 幻灯片快好了 
[18:21.10]Yeah. 好… 
[18:22.33]I know what this is missing: 我知道还少了什么： 
[18:24.83]Alcohol. 酒 
[18:28.00]There's wine in the kitchen. 好，厨房有红酒  
[18:30.00]Oh,great. 太好了 
[18:36.54]What is my sister doing there, and why are the drapes shut? 我妹妹为什么在你家？ 窗帘为什么拉上了？ 
[18:43.32]Okay. Rach,calm down,okay? 好，你别激动  
[18:45.45]She's really upset. We're just talking. 她心情很差，我们只是在聊天 
[18:48.49]She's making something happen with you to get back at me. 罗斯，她想藉由跟你发生关系 来报复我 
[18:52.13]That's the only reason she could be here,huh? 所以她来只是为了这个？ 
[18:55.30]It couldn't be that maybe I'm a good listener... 会不会是因为我很善于倾听  
[18:58.70]and I put on a great slide show? 放的幻灯片很好看 
[19:04.47]Ross,I am telling you, she is using you to get back at me. 罗斯，是真的 她在利用你来报复我 
[19:09.88]I think I can take care of myself. I'll talk to you later. Goodbye. 我自己可以应付 回头再聊，再见 
[19:19.89]That was your sister,actually. 是你姐打来的  
[19:22.69]She thinks you're just using me. 她觉得你在利用我 
[19:25.66]So? 所以呢？ 
[19:32.87]-Hey. -Hey. 
[19:35.14]I just came from the company Ursula works for. 我刚去过乌苏拉的公司 
[19:38.34]Oh,no,not you too? 连你也下海了 
[19:41.71]I went to get Phoebe Buffay's checks. There were a lot of them. 不，我是去领菲比布非的支票 有很多张喔 
[19:46.38]Nice! 漂亮 
[19:48.45]And I won't have to go back there anymore... 而且我不必再去了  
[19:51.12]because I gave them my "correct address." 我留了我的“正确”地址 
[19:56.02]Isn't it gonna bother you that people think you're a porn star? 太好了，但别人还是会误会 你不会困扰吗？ 
[20:00.13]Oh,no,I know how to handle it. 不会，我有办法 
[20:02.73]-Good. -Yeah. 是吗？ 没错 
[20:06.13]Trying to figure out how you know me? 想知道你在哪里见过我？ 
[20:08.50]I'll give you a hint. From porn! 给你一个提示：A片！ 
[20:12.07]Yeah,your pervert boyfriend watched me in a porno movie! 没错，你的变态男朋友 在A片里看过我 
[20:20.31]-See? -Yeah. 看吧 
[20:25.49]Hey. 
[20:27.22]You may have been right about Jill. 你对吉儿的看法或许没错 
[20:29.59]I knew it! What happened? 我就知道！怎么了？ 
[20:32.53]She kissed me. 她吻了我  
[20:33.89]What? You kissed? 什么？你们亲嘴了？ 
[20:36.26]Maybe we should give them some privacy... 也许我们应该回避一下 
[20:41.44]Look,I tried not to kiss her,okay? 我尽量不去亲她 
[20:44.07]Doesn't sound like it. It's easy not to kiss someone. 听起来不像 想不亲一个人 
[20:47.57]You just don't. Look at us right now,not kissing! 不要亲就对了 我们现在就没有亲嘴 
[20:52.11]Let me finish,okay? She started kissing me... 让我说完好吗？ 她过来亲我 
[20:55.68]and I didn't stop it. 我没有阻止 
[20:57.85]I guess I just wasn't thinking. 我没有多想 
[20:59.79]Yeah. Let me give you something to think about. 是啊，没有多想 我来让你好好想一想 
[21:03.06]Hold on! But then I started thinking and I stopped the kissing. 等等 后来我一想就把她推开了 
[21:08.56]Thank you for taking your tongue out of my sister's mouth to tell me that. 谢谢你把舌头 从我妹的嘴里缩回来告诉我 
[21:16.74]I realized if anything happened with me and Jill... 我是想到如果我跟吉儿怎样  
[21:19.94]then nothing could ever happen with us. 我们就再也不能怎样了 
[21:24.48]-What? -No,I mean... 什么？ 我是说  
[21:26.58]I don't know if anything is ever going to happen with us... 我不知道我们还会不会... 
[21:30.48]again,ever. 再发生什么 
[21:33.75]But I don't want to know that it never could. 但我不想断绝这个可能性  
[21:37.26]So I stopped it... 于是我喊停... 
[21:40.39]and she got mad and broke my projector. 然后她气得摔坏我的投影机 
[21:50.30]Wow. 
[21:53.94]I don't even know what to say. 我都不知道该说什么了 
[22:00.75]Thank you. 谢谢你 
[22:04.32]You're welcome. 不客气 
[22:12.63]My God,are you crying? 我的天哪，你在哭吗？  
[22:14.70]I just don't see why those two can't work things out! 这两个人为何就是不能在一起 
[22:23.40]All right,I'm leaving. 好，我要走了 
[22:25.17]I'm not spending one more day with someone who's out to sabotage me. 我要远离某个一直害我的人 
[22:28.98]That's you,Rachel. 就是你，瑞秋 
[22:31.24]Yeah,I got that. 我知道 
[22:33.11]And you! I throw myself at you... 还有你，我投怀送抱... 
[22:35.45]and you say no? How gay are you? 你却不要 你有够同性恋的 
[22:43.02]You take care,Jill. 你自己保重 
[22:46.16]Okay,I'm leaving. Don't worry about me, I'll make it on my own. 好，我要走了 别替我担心，我会自立自强 
[22:49.96]Who knows how I'll get by, or even if I'll survive. 就算我很茫然 不知该怎么活下去 
[22:52.80]You can stop that now, I know you made up with Daddy. 吉儿，别装了 我知道你跟爸和好了 
[22:56.20]-You do? How? -Oh,just a wild guess... 你怎么知道？ 猜的 
[22:59.67]and your limo just pulled up. 而且你的礼车到了 
[23:02.41]-Sorry I didn't get to know you guys better. -Absolute shame. 我还来不及多认识你们 真可惜 
[23:06.38]-Okay,see you. -Bye-bye. 好，再见 再见 
[23:10.45]I can't believe Jill's gone. 吉儿居然走了 
[23:15.49]I can't help it, I opened a gate! 没办法，我一发不可收拾 
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