[00:04.93]Check it out,this is unbelievable! 你看，太不可思议了 
[00:07.24]Joey's been holding his breath for almost four minutes. 乔伊已经闷气将近4分钟 
[00:15.84]You trying to kill me? 猪头，你想闷死我啊？ 
[00:19.25]-I want to ask you something. -What? 菲比，我问你一件事 什么事？ 
[00:21.72]Since I'm moving out, and you're so beautiful... 既然我要搬出去 你又这么美丽… 
[00:26.29]how about I move in with you? 我搬去跟你住如何？ 
[00:27.92]That would be great, but what do we do about Denise? 太好了，但是狄妮丝怎么办？ 
[00:32.49]-Who's Denise? -My roommate. 谁是狄妮丝？ 我的室友 
[00:34.43]Your roommate? 你有室友？  
[00:35.63]Yes,Denise. Denise! 对，狄妮丝，狄妮丝 
[00:39.43]What is with the secrecy,Phoebe? 你干嘛这么神秘？  
[00:42.07]What about Denise? She cute? 这个狄妮丝可爱吗？ 
[00:46.01]How can you have a roommate that we don't know about? 我们怎么会不知道你有室友？ 
[00:48.18]Because you never listen to what I say. 也许是因为都没人在听我讲话  
[00:50.71]I talk about her all the time. Denise! 我一天到晚提起她，狄妮丝！ 
[00:55.18]I'm gonna have an extra room over at my place. 瑞秋，我在想 我那里会多一个房间 
[00:58.52]-That's true. -Move in with me. 没错 你何不搬来跟我住？ 
[01:00.89]We can stay up late talking, and watch movies. 多好啊 我们可以熬夜谈心，看电影 
[01:04.26]You know about naked Thursdays, right? 你知道赤裸星期四的规定吧？ 
[01:08.50]Yeah,yeah. I think I'll find my own place. 我还是自己找房子好了 
[01:11.83]Hey! I thought naked Thursdays was just our thing,man. 我以为赤裸星期四 是我们的专利 
[01:18.01]The One With Ross' Denial 本集播出：“爱与不爱” 
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[01:57.75]What did Rachel say when you told her you were still married to her? 你没办注销，瑞秋怎么说？ 
[02:00.82]Oh,that. 那个啊 
[02:02.62]She took it really well. 她还蛮平静的 
[02:04.95]-You didn't tell her,did you? -No. 你没说对吧？ 没有 
[02:07.76]Because you're in love with her. 当然没有，因为你爱她 
[02:09.89]I am not in love with her. She was upset about having to move out. 我并不爱她 她在为搬家的事难过 
[02:14.36]If she knew we were still married, she'd have been more upset. 所以我没说，免得她更不开心 
[02:17.53]So I comforted her. As a friend. 我只以朋友的身分安慰她 
[02:20.03]You "comforted her"? 什么叫安慰她？  
[02:21.74]Nothing. I just gave her a hug. 也没什么，我抱了抱她 
[02:24.04]A classic sign of love, the hug. 拥抱正是爱的表示 
[02:27.11]It's also a sign of friendship. 也是友情的表现 
[02:29.21]Not in your case, "Lovey Loverson." 在这里不是，痴情男 
[02:32.95]It was a hug. Okay? 那只是个拥抱 
[02:34.92]A simple hug. 一个单纯的拥抱 
[02:36.58]I was a friend being a friend to a friend. 我只是对朋友尽朋友的心意 
[02:40.69]Use the word "friend" more. 你太强调朋友了 
[02:43.16]Did you,or did you not, smell her hair? 告诉我，你有没有闻她的头发 
[02:46.66]Smell her hair? 闻她的头发？ 
[02:49.00]What if I did? 如果有呢？ 
[02:50.50]Ninety percent of a woman's pheromones come out of her head. 九成的女性费洛蒙散发自头部 
[02:54.67]That's why women are shorter. 所以女人都比较矮  
[02:57.31]So that men will fall in love when they hug them. 好让男人在拥抱时爱上她们 
[03:00.98]Come on,Ross, you're a scientist. 拜托，你是科学家耶 
[03:04.98]I was hugging her as a friend. 我是以朋友的身分抱她 
[03:07.35]It's not my fault her hair got in my face. 又不是我把脸埋进她的头发  
[03:09.85]She's got a lot of it, and it smells all... all... 她的头发很多，有一股… 
[03:13.86]coconutty. 椰子香 
[03:17.33]What? It doesn't mean I have feelings for Rachel. 怎样？那不代表我对她有感觉  
[03:20.76]Maybe it means I have feelings for coconuts. 或许我是对椰子有感觉 
[03:24.57]Okay,but be careful. Rachel's not in the same place you are. 好，随你怎么说 但你要小心 瑞秋的心情和你不同 
[03:29.10]If the place you're referring to is being in love... 如果这个心情是指爱情  
[03:32.14]she is in the same place as me, because I am not in that place. 那她和我的心情一样 因为我不是那个心情 
[03:38.08]I didn't understand that. 好，我听不懂 
[03:41.22]Maybe that's because you were speaking the secret language of love. 或许因为你讲的是爱的秘语 
[03:50.46]-A guy just called for you. -Who was it? 刚才有你的电话 是谁？ 
[03:53.09]I don't know. How about "Thanks for taking the message"? 我哪知？ 你怎么不谢我帮你留言？ 
[03:59.90]When you move in... 等你搬进来  
[04:01.14]Rachel's room will be empty. Let's talk about what to do with it. 瑞秋的房间就空出来了 要不要来讨论怎么利用？ 
[04:05.07]I think we should have a beautiful guest room... 好啊 我想我们应该弄个漂亮的客房 
[04:08.01]with a mahogany sleigh bed and bedside tables with fresh flowers. 有红木雪橇床 床头桌上永远插着鲜花 
[04:12.58]And comment cards so people could tell us how great their stay was. 再摆张卷盖式书桌放上留言卡 让客人表达他们的开心之类的 
[04:19.12]I really haven't thought about it that much. 我还没有想太多 
[04:22.19]Well,I like that idea... obviously. 我喜欢这个主意…当然喜欢 
[04:25.76]I was thinking maybe... maybe it could be a game room. 我在想或许可以弄个游戏房 
[04:29.26]You can buy old arcade games, like Space lnvaders and Asteroids... 我们可以买旧的游戏机 像太空入侵者和小行星 
[04:33.77]for $200. The real ones. The big,big,big ones! 只要2百元，正港又大台 
[04:38.77]No. 不要 
[04:42.04]You mean "No" as in: 你的意思是“天哪，钱德” 
[04:44.45]"What an interesting idea. Let's discuss it before we reject it." “好有趣的主意” “我们先讨论再全盘否定” 
[04:49.18]I'm sorry. 对不起，当然啦 
[04:52.49]Interesting idea. But no. 很有趣的主意 谈过了，但是不要 
[04:56.62]So that's it? 就这样？ 
[04:58.39]I just don't think arcade games go in a beautiful guest room... 漂亮的客房不适合放游戏机 
[05:02.33]filled with antiques. 漂亮的客房里会有很多古董 
[05:04.73]Which is why Asteroids is perfect. It's the oldest game. 所以小行星才适合 那是最古老的游戏机 
[05:09.97]What's wrong with a beautiful guest room? 你对漂亮的客房有什么意见？ 
[05:12.24]I'm not against it. 我没有意见  
[05:14.48]Especially since everybody we know lives about 30 seconds away. 尤其是我们认识的人都住在方圆数公尺内 
[05:19.48]Are you mocking me? 你在嘲笑我吗？ 
[05:20.98]No,I'm not mocking you or your beautiful guest room. 我没有在嘲笑你 或是你漂亮的客房 
[05:28.99]怎么了？ 
[05:30.83]Monica and l had a stupid fight. 没事，摩妮卡和我吵架了 
[05:33.16]You're still moving in together, right? My ad came out today. 但你们还是要同居吧？ 我的广告今天出来了 
[05:37.57]"Wanted: Female roommate, nonsmoker,nonugly." “诚徵女性室友” “不抽烟，不丑” 
[05:44.07]Nice. 漂亮 
[05:45.54]I figured it'd be more interesting to have a female roommate. 我想说在你之后 换个女室友会蛮有趣的 
[05:50.41]Someone I could learn from. Someone who's different than me. 一个我可以学习 和我不一样的人 
[05:54.25]And what's more different than me, a guy who's not 19... 谁和我最不一样？ 年过19的男人 
[05:58.09]than a girl who is 19? 还是19岁的女孩？ 
[06:02.89]Not just a hatrack,my friend. 我可不是草包 
[06:06.76]Phoebe,I have to ask you.. 菲比，我想问…  
[06:08.80]I'm swamped right now. 嘘…我正在忙 
[06:11.70]You're just staring into space. 你只是在发呆 
[06:14.20]I'm trying to move that pencil. 我想移动那支铅笔 
[06:18.11]-This one? -lt worked! 这支吗？ 成功了 
[06:22.11]Phoebe,this whole apartment thing is a nightmare. 菲比，找房子真是恶梦 
[06:25.65]Anything I can afford comes with a roommate who is a freak. Look. 我租得起的地方都有怪胎室友 你看嘛 
[06:30.49]"Wanted: Female roommate, nonsmoker,nonugly." “诚徵女性室友” “不抽烟，不丑” 
[06:38.43]That's probably some 12-year-old kid trying to get girls to call. 可能是想跟女生讲电话的小鬼 
[06:43.20]There's nothing. This city is full. 没房子了，纽约都住满了 
[06:46.30]Wait! Look at this! 等等，这里有 
[06:47.64]"Two bedroom,two bath. Must be nonsmoker. Satan worshipers okay." “两房两卫，不得抽烟” “拜撒旦者可” 
[06:53.41]Yeah,but it's on the ground floor. 不过是一楼 
[06:59.45]-Rach,you still looking for a place? -Yeah,why? 瑞秋，你还在找房子？ 对，怎样？ 
[07:03.48]This guy,Warren,from the museum is going on a dig for two years. 好，我们博物馆有个华伦 要去参与挖掘工作2年 
[07:08.32]He's got this great place he needs to sublet. You interested? 他有个漂亮的家要转租 你有兴趣吗？ 
[07:12.46]Great! I'd love to live at Warren's. I love Warren! 听起来好棒 我愿意住华伦家，我爱华伦 
[07:16.10]Oh,wait. Is he the guy that asked you for naked pictures of me? 等等，是他跟你要我的裸照吗 
[07:20.94]That doesn't matter, he won't be there! 反正他要走了 
[07:23.04]-Thank you! -Don't thank me. 谢谢你 别谢我 
[07:25.47]Thank the volcano that erupted thousands of years ago... 要就谢那座火山几千年前爆发  
[07:29.31]killing, but perfectly preserving, an entire civilization. 毁灭却也保存了一整个文明 
[07:35.08]Here's Warren's number. 这是华伦的电话 
[07:38.05]This is great. I'm gonna call him right now! Thank you! 太好了，我现在就打给他 谢谢你 
[07:45.56]Okay, you go call him. 好，快去吧 
[07:48.60]I saw it. 我看到了 
[07:51.23]What are you talking about? 我不知道你在说什么 
[07:53.70]I'm talking about what you already know but won't admit. 我在说你知道却不肯承认的事 
[07:56.94]You love her again. You re-love her. 你又爱上她了，你重复爱她 
[08:00.04]I do not re-love her. 我没有重复爱她  
[08:02.44]I can't believe you won't just admit it. 你居然这么嘴硬 
[08:06.15]Promise me you won't do anything stupid. 总之你千万别做蠢事 
[08:09.12]We're just friends now. Why would I do anything stupid? 我们现在只是朋友 我为什么要做蠢事？ 
[08:14.06]The apartment is already subletted. 房子已经租出去了  
[08:16.49]It's hopeless. I'll never find anything. 没希望了，我找不到房子了 
[08:20.33]Live with me. 你可以来跟我住  
[08:21.66]-What? -What?! 什么？ 什么？ 
[08:24.43]What? 怎样？ 
[08:26.67]Are you serious? 天哪，你是说真的吗？ 
[08:30.84]I would love to live with you. That's great. Thank you. 我求之不得，太好了，谢谢你 
[08:34.24]I'm just glad I could help you out. 有帮到你就好 
[08:38.35]Wow,I'm so happy for you guys. This is so, so, not stupid. 我真替你们高兴 这真是非常的不蠢 
[08:45.69]Ross, you have no idea what this means to me. 罗斯，这对我太重要了 
[08:48.42]I was gonna be homeless. You just saved me. You're my hero. 我差点就要流落街头 你救了我，你是我的英雄 
[08:53.56]Hero? I don't know. Well, all right. 说英雄就太…好吧 
[08:58.27]I have to go tell Monica what a wonderful brother she has. 我要去告诉摩妮卡 她的哥哥有多棒 
[09:02.30]Oh,please. 别这样 
[09:11.25]You're gonna say things now, aren't you? 你又有话要说了吧？ 
[09:14.55]No. No,I won't. 没有 
[09:16.92]But I should tell you this. 但是我告诉你 
[09:19.29]The same thing happened to my roommate,Denise. 我的室友狄妮丝就是这样 
[09:22.22]She moved in with a guy who was secretly married to her. 她搬去跟一个偷娶她的人住  
[09:24.76]He said he didn't love her, but he really did. And it just blew up. 他嘴上说不爱，其实很爱她 他嘴上说不爱，其实很爱她 
[09:28.73]And that's how she ended up living with me. 后来事情爆发 所以她才搬来跟我住 
[09:34.57]Okay, that's a lie. 好吧，我骗你的 
[09:37.71]-You don't have a roommate. -Denise! 你才没有室友 狄妮丝 
[09:42.18]No one ever listens to me! 都没有人听我讲话 
[09:52.99]Listen,I'm sorry about before. I don't need a game room. 刚才很抱歉，我不需要游戏房 
[09:55.79]I only played those games because I couldn't get girls. Now I can get.. 我以前把不到马子才去打游戏 现在我把得到了… 
[10:02.03]Now I have you. 现在我有了你 
[10:04.83]No,not that I think I have you... 我并不是把你当成  
[10:07.34]or think of you as property in any sort of way. I see women.... 或想成一件财产 我对女人…  
[10:11.77]Stop it,Chandler. 别再说了 
[10:14.78]I'm sorry too. 我也很抱歉 
[10:16.54]-Really? -Yeah. Oh,yes. 真的？ 对，当然 
[10:21.15]We can think of something to do with the room together. 我们不必弄一个客房 我们可以一起想要怎么利用 
[10:24.79]Great idea. We can easily think of a way for us both to enjoy the room. 好主意 要做到皆大欢喜很容易 
[10:28.89]Totally. 就是啊 
[10:35.56]-We don't have to decide now. -Good. 我们不必现在想 好 
[10:38.73]Let's think about changes we can make in the living room. 不如来想想客厅要怎么变化 
[10:42.17]Changes? 变化？ 
[10:44.37]We'll have to move some furniture to make room for my chair. 对，我们得移动一些傢俱 来放我的椅子 
[10:50.34]You're bringing the Barcalounger over here? 你要把懒人椅搬过来？  
[10:53.25]Is that a problem? 有问题吗？ 
[10:56.25]It's just that they're a set and should stay together. 那是一组的，应该摆在一起 
[10:59.59]That's cool. I'll bring them both over. 那好，那我就都搬过来 
[11:02.42]You're taking them away from their home. 你是要它们离开老家 
[11:06.56]I get it. I get nothing. Nothing here is mine. Everything is yours. 好，我懂了，这里没我的东西 只有你的东西 
[11:10.50]I'll get up in the morning,put on your clothes and go off to work! 我早上起床就穿上你的衣服 然后去上班 
[11:14.37]Yeah,that's it. Everything will be mine. Nothing will be yours. 没错，这里只有我的东西 没有你的，这是我说的 
[11:19.41]I'm talking about the Barcalounger. 拜托！我是在讲懒人椅 
[11:21.44]It doesn't match. Where will it go? 它跟这里不搭，你要摆哪里？ 
[11:23.88]In the game room! 游戏房里 
[11:25.71]It is not my fault your chairs are incredibly ugly. 你的椅子丑到爆又不是我的错 
[11:29.22]That's fine. 好 
[11:30.89]I won't bring the chairs. I won't bring anything! 我不搬椅子过来 我什么都不搬过来 
[11:33.39]I wouldn't want to ruin the ambiance over here at grandma's place! 我可不想破坏老奶奶家的调调 
[11:38.56]Everything on your application looks really good. 你的条件看起来很好  
[11:41.56]Just one last question. 最后一个问题 
[11:43.53]Will your friends be over here, partying and hanging out? 你和你朋友 会不会常来这里狂欢聚会？ 
[11:47.03]Don't worry. I'm not a party girl. 放心，我不太爱玩 
[11:52.04]Don't just be blurting stuff out. 别想都不想就说  
[11:54.64]I want you to really think about your answers. 我要你想清楚再答 
[11:59.08]Call off the roommate search. Hi. I'll be living here. 你不必找室友了 你好，我要住在这里 
[12:03.42]Ignore him. He's just some guy who wants the apartment. 别理他，他很想住进来  
[12:06.65]But he's not going to get it. 但我不会选他 
[12:09.96]You took down the shower curtain? 你干嘛把浴帘拿掉？ 
[12:11.99]That thing was a hazard! 那个东西很危险 
[12:15.10]I'm very safety conscious. 我很注重安全 
[12:26.41]I was just clearing some space for your stuff. 我正在清一些空间给你  
[12:29.78]Thanks. 谢谢 
[12:30.98]But listen,Monica and Chandler had a big fight and they're not moving in. 但我刚去找摩妮卡 她和钱德大吵一架不同居了 
[12:36.08]What do you mean, not moving in? They're still moving in, right? 什么叫不同居了？ 他们还是要同居吧？ 
[12:41.19]No, they just had a big blowout over what to do with my room. 不，他们为了怎么利用空房 大吵一架 
[12:45.03]Over a stupid room? 就为了一个烂房间？ 
[12:47.86]I feel kind of bad for them,but now I don't have to move in here! 我也有点替他们可惜 却又很高兴不必搬过来了 
[12:52.63]Oh, no. Yeah, that part's great. 没错，这一点的确很棒 
[12:57.51]What's all this about you guys fighting? 你们两个是在吵什么？ 
[13:01.04]Is this really over a room? 真的就为了一个房间？  
[13:03.98]That is so silly. 真是太傻了 
[13:07.72]-We can handle this. -Apparently not. 罗斯，我们自己可以摆平 显然不行 
[13:10.99]And I can't stand by and watch two people I care about so much... 我不能坐视两个我关心的人  
[13:16.32]be hurt by something that is so silly. 为了这么傻的事伤感情 
[13:21.86]Enough of the silliness. 别再傻了 
[13:25.00]Tell her to stop being silly. 你叫她别傻啊 
[13:28.97]好 
[13:32.54]Two very good points. 双方都有理 
[13:36.34]I've known you both a long time. 我认识你们两个很久了 
[13:39.71]And I've never seen either of you one-millionth as happy... 你们在一起之后  
[13:43.55]as you've been since you got together. 比以前快乐一百万倍 
[13:46.82]Do you really want to throw that all away over a room? 你们真的要为了一个房间 放弃这一切？ 
[13:50.76]That is so silly. 多傻啊 
[13:53.59]What's more important,love... 什么比较重要 爱情... 
[13:57.00]or silliness? 还是傻气？ 
[14:00.10]Well,we are fond of the silliness. 我们喜欢傻气  
[14:03.24]But we also have a soft spot for the love. 但面对爱情也会心软 
[14:06.51]-Love is the best medicine. -That's "laughter." 爱是万灵药 欢笑才是吧？ 
[14:09.28]-Why do you do it? -I don't know. 你为什么这样？ 我不知道 
[14:15.78]Now, Chandler, you want to live with Monica, right? 钱德，你想跟摩妮卡住吧？ 
[14:21.42]Yeah, I do. 对 
[14:22.92]And,Mon,you want to live with Chandler? 摩妮卡，你想跟钱德住吧？  
[14:25.59]Yes. 对 
[14:26.86]A verbal contract is binding in the state of New York! 很好，口头契约 在纽约州有约束力 
[14:39.57]So I understand you're looking for a place? 我听说你在找房子 
[14:44.48]No, I'm staying put. 不，我不搬了 
[14:49.42]I was going to offer you my apartment. 我本来打算找你来我家住 
[14:53.75]Why? Where you going? 为什么？你要去哪里？ 
[14:56.72]I don't know. 我不知道 
[15:00.73]瑞秋 
[15:02.90]You won't believe it. 说了你一定不信  
[15:04.83]Monica and Chandler are moving in again. 钱德和摩妮卡又要同居了 
[15:07.07]That's great news, right? I mean, for them, right? 真是太好了… 对他们来说，对吧？ 
[15:12.24]But on the bright side, we get to be roommates again. 不过好处是我们又能当室友了 
[15:16.14]Yeah. You know,about that.... 是啊，关于这件事… 
[15:21.08]I really appreciate your offer to let me move in and everything... 我很感谢你主动提议，但是… 
[15:25.12]but don't you think it'll be weird? 你不觉得会很怪吗？ 
[15:29.99]Why? Why would it.... Why would it be weird? 为什么？为…为什么会怪？ 
[15:33.96]Well, you know, because of us. 因为我们 
[15:37.30]Because of our history. 因为我们的过去 
[15:39.77]No! 不会 不会吗？ 
[15:41.30]No,no! 不会 
[15:43.30]It would only be weird if we were still in "that place." 除非我们还余情未了 
[15:47.04]Are you still in that place? 你还余情未了吗？ 
[15:50.78]-No,not at all. -Good. Me neither. 一点也没有 很好，我也没有 
[15:53.98]So it's not a problem. 那就没问题了  
[15:56.15]We're just two friends who happen to be roommates. 我们只是刚好是室友的朋友 
[15:59.45]Okay, but eventually you and I will be dating. 好，但我们迟早会约会 
[16:05.86]Really? We are? 是吗？ 
[16:08.13]Yeah. I'll have a boyfriend and you'll have a girlfriend. 是啊，我会有男朋友 你会有女朋友 
[16:14.40]That'd be great. 那太好了 
[16:17.04]But if you think it'll be okay, we'll just work out a system. 不过如果你觉得无所谓 我们就想一套做法 
[16:20.71]It'll be like in college. I'll hang a sign on the door: 就像大学时代 我在门上挂个牌子 
[16:24.51]"Come back later. I'm getting lucky." “暂且回避，正在炒饭” 
[16:32.65]Yeah,I didn't think of that. 我想都没想过 
[16:37.52]So are you sure about this whole moving-in thing? 你们确定要住在一起？ 
[16:41.86]It's a really big step. And what's the rush? 这是很大的进展，急什么呢？ 
[16:50.24]That's very funny. 真好笑 
[16:51.91]He's being silly because he knows we enjoy the silliness. 他在装傻 因为他知道我们喜欢傻气 
[16:56.84]No,I'm serious. Think about it. You move in. 我是说真的，你们想想 你搬进来 
[17:01.38]You start fighting over game rooms. Next thing you know, you break up. 你们为了游戏房的事吵架 接下来就会分手 
[17:06.59]It was just a stupid fight about a room. 罗斯，你说得对 吵那种架很蠢 
[17:09.79]There are no stupid fights! 一点也不蠢 
[17:12.93]This isn't about the room. 重点不是房间  
[17:15.26]This is about what the room represents. 而是房间代表什么 
[17:19.20]And unfortunately, this room could destroy you! 很不幸的 这个房间会毁了你们 
[17:24.41]-I'm not so worried. -Me neither. 我没那么担心 我也是 
[17:27.21]Fine. It's your life! 好吧，这是你们的人生 
[17:30.41]I just don't want to see you break up. 我只是不想看到你们分手  
[17:32.61]Which you will do if you move in together. 你们要是同居就会分手 
[17:38.79]But if that's what you want, there's nothing I can do. 但你们想这样，我也没办法 
[17:41.96]Don't do it! 不要同居 
[17:48.80]-You still want to move in together? -Of course. 你还是想搬进来吧？ 当然 
[17:51.63]Ross didn't scare you? 罗斯没吓到你？  
[17:53.00]Scared me out of wanting to live with him. 吓得我死也不敢跟他住 
[17:56.97]-I gotta show you something. -Okay. 我给你看个东西 好 
[18:02.64]Oh,my God! Someone's killed Square Man! 天哪，正方形人被杀了 
[18:07.35]The Barcalounger can go here. 我觉得懒人椅可以放这里 
[18:09.42]You can see the TV,and it's still walking distance to the kitchen. 你可以看电视 
[18:13.35]Oh,that's so sweet. 离厨房又够近 真周到 
[18:16.19]I want to show you something too. 我也有事要说 好 
[18:17.69]You know those big road signs that say "merge"? 你知道道路会合的标志吧？ 
[18:22.26]I thought we could get one of those signs and hang it over our bed. 我想我们可以弄一个挂在床头 
[18:28.67]Because that's you and I together. 因为你和我就是那样  
[18:31.54]"Merge!" 合而为一 
[18:34.68]-I love that! -Really? 天哪，我好喜欢喔 真的？  
[18:36.64]"No!" 才怪 
[18:41.48]I found you in my bed 我发现你在我床上  
[18:44.85]How'd you wind up there? 你怎么会在那里？ 
[18:47.89]You are a mystery 你真是个谜 
[18:50.72]Little black curly hair 小黑卷毛男 
[18:56.73]Little black,little black, little black 小黑卷毛…小黑卷毛 
[18:59.57]Little black curly hair 小黑卷毛男 
[19:10.01]If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows... 如果想收到我的演出讯息  
[19:13.21]please give me money so I can buy a computer. 请捐钱给我，让我买电脑 
[19:22.09]Where are the other guys? 其他人呢？ 
[19:23.92]Well,Monica and Chandler are occupied. 摩妮卡和钱德在忙 
[19:26.86]-Fighting? -The other thing. 吵架？ 不，是忙别的 
[19:30.06]It's great they worked things out. 真高兴他们能和好 
[19:32.20]There's no breaking them up, is there? 谁也别想拆散他们，对吧？ 
[19:36.17]Can I borrow the key to your house so I can go make a copy? 可以跟你借钥匙去打一副吗？ 
[19:39.71]-Here. -Thank you. 当然可以，拿去 谢谢 
[19:42.18]Are you sure? Once I make a copy, there's no turning back. 你确定吗？ 打了钥匙就不能反悔了 
[19:47.31]Yeah, I'm sure. Now get out of here before I change my mind. 我确定 趁我改变心意前快去吧 
[19:58.73]You think moving in with Rachel is a good idea? 罗斯，跟瑞秋住真的好吗？ 
[20:01.70]I've been back and forth. 我也在摇摆不定 
[20:04.67]Well,maybe you should go back. 也许你应该摆回去 
[20:07.83]She moves in, and before you know it... 瑞秋搬进去  
[20:10.00]you're right where you don't want to be,back together. 不知不觉间你们就又复合了 
[20:12.41]I don't think so. She's already talking about dating other guys. 应该不会 她已经在谈交男朋友的事 
[20:16.74]That's not going to work out. She'll come home all weepy... 不会有结果的 她会哭着回家 
[20:21.05]and you'll be telling her, "Oh, that's okay. You'll find someone." 你会告诉她 “没关系，你会找到好男人” 
[20:24.69]And then, bam! She finds you! 接着砰！她找到了你 
[20:30.59]Maybe you're right. 也许你说得对 
[20:32.03]Ross,she is definitely gonna fall in love with you again. 她绝对会再爱上你  
[20:35.80]Is that what you want? 这样你也愿意吗？ 
[20:37.60]Is that what I want? 我愿意吗？  
[20:39.27]Yes. 是的 
[20:43.60]Here she comes. I'm gonna make your life much easier. 她来了，我来替你省点事 
[20:46.27]The place was closed, so I'll copy it later. 五金行打烊了，改天再打  
[20:49.51]Or not. 或是别打了 
[20:51.61]Why don't you move in with me? 瑞秋，你就搬来跟我住嘛 
[20:54.98]Whoa, Joey! 乔伊 等等… 
[20:58.09]Look, I know I scared you with that whole naked-Thursdays thing... 瑞秋，我知道赤裸星期四 把你吓跑了 
[21:02.76]but we don't have to do that. 但是我们也可以不那样做 
[21:06.86]It would be easier to move across the hall. 搬到对面确实比较轻松 
[21:12.33]Unless you're thinking about naked Wednesdays. 慢着 除非你想改成赤裸星期三 
[21:16.97]Thursday's clearly not good for you. Pick a day! 你不喜欢星期四，那就挑一天 
[21:26.45]Come on in. Thanks for coming back. 请进，谢谢你再跑一趟 
[21:29.15]There's a lot of people interested in the room. 有很多人想租 
[21:32.02]But I've narrowed it down, and you're one of the finalists. 但我经过筛选 你是最后人选之一  
[21:34.99]-Great! -Before I decide... 太好了 
[21:37.72]I want to be sure our personalities match. 在做决定之前 我想确定我们合得来 
[21:40.93]So I made up a little test. 所以我发明了一个小测验 
[21:43.30]I'll say a word,and you say the first thing that comes to mind. 我说一个词 你就说出第一个联想 
[21:46.80]-I can do that. -Okay, here we go. 没问题 好，那我们开始 
[21:49.64]-Pillow. -Fight. 枕头 仗 
[21:51.27]Very good. 很好 
[21:55.14]"G." G 
[21:56.34]-String? -Excellent! 丁字 裤？ 非常好 
[22:02.98]Doggy. 狗 
[22:06.19]-Kitten? -Sorry! 猫？ 很抱歉 
[22:11.06]So close, though. Bye-bye! 就差那么一点点，再见 
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