[00:05.43]Hey,you guys ever wonder why they call it "Thanksgiving"? 你们有想过 为什么要叫感恩节吗？ 
[00:12.01]Okay. Hey,Monica,you're doing Thanksgiving next week,right? 好，摩妮卡 你下星期要煮感恩节大餐吧？ 
[00:16.31]Because Carol's taking Ben to her parents' place in Florida. 卡萝要带班去佛州看她父母 
[00:19.68]Okay,okay. I'll make Thanksgiving dinner. 好好好，我来煮 
[00:23.42]You don't have to beg. 你不必求我 
[00:25.59]I didn't beg. I just asked once. 我没有求你，我只是问你 
[00:28.56]You could beg,you know. 求一下又不会死 
[00:30.93]Monica said I could make dessert this year. 摩妮卡说我今年可以做甜点 
[00:33.50]-You're gonna cook something? -Hey,I cook. 你要下厨？ 我会下厨啊 
[00:36.16]Offering people gum is not cooking. 拿口香糖给别人不叫下厨 
[00:39.83]Are you sure Monica said you could cook this year? 摩妮卡真的是说今年吗？ 
[00:42.44]I remember her saying in two years. You said in two years,right? 我记得她是说后年 你是说后年吧？ 
[00:46.37]No,I promised her. 我已经答应她了 
[00:48.44]Are you sure you want to start out with something as big as Thanksgiving dinner? 你确定要一出手 就做感恩节甜点？ 
[00:52.48]I mean,maybe you wanna try a little Thanksgiving breakfast? 要不要先做感恩节早餐？  
[00:55.82]Maybe a Thanksgiving snack? 或是感恩节零食？ 
[00:58.35]Come on,you guys, I can do this. 别这样，我一定行  
[01:00.46]Remember,I made those peanut butter cookies. 我不是做过花生酱饼干？ 
[01:06.49]What are you guys so worried about? Cooking is easy. 你们在担心什么 煮菜很简单 
[01:09.16]You just follow the recipe. 照食谱就对了 
[01:10.90]If it says,"boil two cups of salt," you just boil two cups of salt. 如果食谱说“将两杯盐煮沸” 你就把两杯盐煮沸 
[01:17.14]The One Where Ross Got High 本集播出：“感恩的季节” 
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[01:55.08]Okay,great. Bye. 太好了，再见 
[01:58.21]Guess who's coming to Thanksgiving dinner? 你猜谁要来吃感恩节晚餐？ 
[02:00.25]Sidney Poitier? 薜尼鲍迪？ （曾主演“谁来晚餐”） 
[02:03.02]I miss Rachel. 我怀念瑞秋 
[02:05.35]My parents. 是我爸妈 
[02:06.52]Great, they haven't seen the place since I moved in. 太好了，我搬进来之后 他们还没来过 
[02:09.19]If you could not mention that we live together, that'd be great. 对，要是你能不提同居的事 就太好了 
[02:12.76]I was thinking we'd eat around 4. 我打算4点左右开动 
[02:15.60]Why can't I tell them we live together? 为什么不能提同居的事？ 
[02:17.77]They don't know we're dating. Should we eat in the kitchen? 因为他们不知道我们在交往 要在厨房吃吗？ 
[02:21.37]Why haven't you told them? 你为什么没有告诉他们？ 
[02:22.97]Well,I was going to. I really was. 我本来要说，真的 
[02:25.97]But then somewhere, just out of nowhere,I didn't. 但是后来不知怎的就没说了 
[02:30.45]Why not? Wouldn't they be happy? 你为什么没说？ 他们不会开心吗？ 
[02:32.78]So,dinner in the kitchen around 4. I'll see you then. 4点左右厨房开动，到时候见 
[02:36.28]Why wouldn't they be happy? 他们为什么不会开心？ 
[02:38.05]Well,because... 因为… 
[02:40.42]mainly... 主要是 
[02:43.06]they don't like you. 他们不喜欢你 
[02:45.13]-I'm sorry. -What? Why? Why? 对不起 什么？为什么？ 
[02:48.16]Maybe because you used to be aloof... 也许是因为你以前很冷漠 
[02:50.40]or that you're sarcastic or that you joke around... 很尖酸刻薄，老爱开玩笑 
[02:53.67]or that you throw your clothes on the couch. 或许是因为你脱了衣服都乱丢 
[02:56.64]Is this why they don't like me or you don't like me? 这是他们的还是你的看法 
[03:00.51]I know I should have told them. I shouldn't care what they think. 我知道我应该告诉他们 我不该在意他们 
[03:04.01]I'm sorry. 对不起 
[03:06.85]It'll be okay because when they come over, I will be charming. 其实没关系，等他们来了 我会表现得很迷人 
[03:10.59]I will make them love me, then we'll tell them. 我会让他们爱上我 然后我们再说 
[03:13.35]Will that work? 你真的觉得可行？ 
[03:14.69]I can be pretty charming,babe. I won you over, didn't l? 我也可以很有魅力 我不就赢得了你的心？ 
[03:19.36]I don't think you'll ever get my parents that drunk. 你应该不能把他们灌到那么醉 
[03:26.50]Hey. Oh, good,Ross. Your parents like me, right? 太好了，罗斯 你爸妈喜欢我，对吧？ 
[03:29.70]Yes, of course they like you. 他们当然喜欢你 
[03:31.87]Monica told me they don't. 摩妮卡说他们不喜欢我 
[03:33.51]Yeah,they don't like you. 对，他们不喜欢你 
[03:36.34]Do you know why? 你知道原因吗？ 
[03:37.51]Maybe it's because you're sarcastic or maybe it's because you.. 也许是因为你很尖酸刻薄 或者是因为… 
[03:41.88]If people don't know, they shouldn't just guess! 不知道就不要乱猜 
[03:45.72]Another Thanksgiving with nothing to give thanks for. 帅啊 又一个不值得感恩的感恩节 
[03:48.66]Maybe I give thanks for you shutting up,huh? 也许我可以感恩你闭嘴 
[03:52.86]Maybe I give thanks by taking my PlayStation to my place. 也许我可以感恩你把我的电动 送去我的新家 
[03:56.03]Maybe I love you. 也许我爱你 
[04:00.87]Hey,guys. 你们好 
[04:02.47]No,I don't want to play video games, Joey! 不要，我不想打电动 
[04:08.81]Are you guys going to Chandler's for Thanksgiving? 你们要去钱德家过感恩节吗？ 
[04:11.45]Yeah,why? 对，怎么了？ 
[04:12.61]Me and my friends are doing Thanksgiving uptown. 我和几个舞者朋友想一起庆祝  
[04:15.42]I thought you might like to come. 我想说你们可能想去 
[04:17.49]For real? 真的去？ 
[04:20.09]You should go to Chandler's. None of us can cook. 你们是该去钱德家 我们没有人会做菜 
[04:23.06]We'll just drink all day. 最后八成都在喝酒 
[04:24.69]We go to yours! 好，我们去 
[04:28.03]We have to stop across the hall because it's my sister. 对，我们得过去露个面 毕竟她是我妹妹 
[04:32.30]But,you know,actually, growing up with a sister was nice... 不过有个妹妹是好事  
[04:35.77]because it helped me understand women. 让我很了解女人心 
[04:38.31]Yeah, you should tell your friends that. 你应该告诉她们 
[04:41.91]Okay. 好 
[04:47.68]How you got three women to marry you, I'll never know. 真不知你怎么能骗到三个老婆 
[04:55.62]Hey,Mon,look. I'm melting butter. 摩妮卡，你看，我在融化奶油 
[04:59.96]That's great,Rach. You now have the cooking skills of a hot day. 太好了，跟天气热的效果一样 
[05:07.24]Phoebe,check it out! For my dessert... 菲比，你看，感恩节甜点  
[05:09.67]I'm making a traditional English trifle. 我决定做酒果酱松糕 
[05:12.44]Wow. That sounds great! And what are you making,Monica? 听起来好棒 摩妮卡你呢？ 
[05:16.41]In case Rachel's dessert is so good that I eat all of it... 万一瑞秋的甜点 好吃到被我吃光光 
[05:21.58]and there's none left for anybody else! 别人会没得吃 
[05:25.39]Nothing. 我不做  
[05:26.65]Nothing? 你不做？ 
[05:28.39]No,sweetie. I trust you. 对，我信任你 
[05:31.09]If I mess this up, there's nothing else for dessert? 所以要是我搞砸 就没有甜点了？ 
[05:34.76]You won't mess it up. 你不会搞砸的 
[05:36.73]I love that. You really have faith in me. Thank you. 摩妮卡，我好高兴 你真的对我有信心，谢谢 
[05:40.60]Question: How do you know when the butter is done? 技术问题 这些奶油什么时候好？ 
[05:43.87]It's done about two minutes before it looks like that. 大约变成这样2分钟前 
[05:52.45]-The food smells great, Mon. -And the place looks so nice. 菜闻起来好香 这里布置得真漂亮 
[05:56.42]-Hey,happy Thanksgiving,everybody! -Happy Thanksgiving! 感恩节快乐 
[06:01.69]-Well,this has been great. -See you. 真是开心 再见 
[06:04.59]Whoa,whoa,whoa! 
[06:07.13]Where you going? 你们要去哪里？ 
[06:08.93]We did say we'd stop by this little thing Joey's roommate is having. 我们说过要去参加 乔伊的室友的聚会 
[06:13.23]Oh,Janine, the really hot dancer girl? 火辣舞者吉宁？ 
[06:16.20]Some would say she's attractive,yes. 有些人会说她很有魅力 
[06:19.94]Who else is going to be there? 还有谁会去？ 
[06:22.08]Her friends. 她的几个朋友 
[06:23.31]Her dancer friends? 舞者朋友？ 
[06:24.61]Yes! All right? 对啦，好不好？ 
[06:26.48]All of her hot dancer friends are gonna be there... 她的性感舞者朋友都会去 
[06:29.78]and they'll be drinking and dancing and we really want to go! 她们会喝酒跳舞 我们真的很想去 
[06:35.59]Dude,we were good. 都快成功了 
[06:38.49]You're not going. You said you'd eat here and you'll eat here. 你们哪儿也不准去 你们说要来吃饭就别想跑 
[06:41.96]Yeah,and leaving us to go see hot dancer girls... 扔下我们去看性感舞者  
[06:45.13]is not very Thanksgiving-y. 可不太感恩 
[06:47.54]Oh,but it is. 但是... 
[06:49.10]It's like the first Thanksgiving when the Indians and Pilgrims sat down. 第一个感恩节就是这样 印地安人和清教徒共进晚餐 
[06:53.78]Then the Indians taught the Pilgrims... 然后印地安人告诉清教徒  
[06:56.41]...what it meant to be hot in the New World! 新世界的性感定义是什么 
[07:00.65]Fellas,I really think you should stay here. 我真的觉得你们应该留下来 
[07:03.05]You're just jealous because you can't go. 你不能去就嫉妒 
[07:06.39]That is so not true. 没有这回事 
[07:13.06]-Hello,everybody! -Hi! 大家好 
[07:16.70]Hi,Dad. Mom. 爸，妈 
[07:19.33]Look! Look who it is! It's Chandler! 看，是钱德耶 
[07:23.67]Oh,yes,of course. Hello,Chandler. 钱德，你好 
[07:26.94]Mr. and Mrs. Geller, you look wonderful. 伯父伯母，你们的气色真好  
[07:29.24]It is great to have you here. Let us take your coats. 欢迎，外套给我们吧 
[07:32.45]Whoa,it snowing out there? 外面在下雪吗？ 
[07:35.92]No. 没有 
[07:44.29]Monica,all this food looks wonderful. 摩妮卡，菜看起来都好好吃  
[07:46.56]You should do this for a living. 你应该考虑走这一行 
[07:51.47]Okay,I have dandruff. There's no need to laugh and point. 就算我有头皮屑 你也不必指着我笑 
[07:57.71]Chandler was laughing at your joke. 爸，钱德是在笑你的笑话 
[07:59.91]My joke wasn't funny. 我的笑话又不好笑 
[08:03.04]Chandler laughs at everything. 钱德什么事都笑  
[08:04.88]That's one of the great things about him. 那是他的优点之一 
[08:10.38]Rach,I just remembered. 瑞秋，我刚刚想到 
[08:12.72]I had a dream about Mr. Geller last night. 我昨晚梦到盖勒先生  
[08:15.06]Really? 真的吗？ 
[08:16.19]I dreamt that he saved me from a burning building... 对，我梦到他把我从火场救出  
[08:19.33]and he was so brave and so strong. 他好英勇好强壮 
[08:21.56]And it's making me look at him totally differently. 我对他完全改观 
[08:26.27]He used to be just "Jack Geller,Monica and Ross' dad." 他以前只是杰克盖勒 摩妮卡和罗斯的爸爸 
[08:29.97]Now he's "Jack Geller,dream hunk." 现在他是杰克盖勒，梦中情人 
[08:36.64]I don't know. To me, he'll always be "Jack Geller... 不知道耶 对我来说他永远都是杰克盖勒 
[08:39.81]walks in while you're changing." 在你换衣服时闯进来 
[08:45.55]You know,Dad,Chandler is one of Ross' very best friends. 爸 钱德是罗斯最要好的朋友之一 
[08:49.52]Yes,I know. 是，我知道 
[08:51.76]Ross sure is a great guy. 罗斯是个好青年 
[08:53.69]I've always felt that how a man turns out... 我一直觉得儿子... 
[08:57.00]is a reflection on his father. 是父亲的翻版 
[08:58.97]I always thought that too. Tell me, what does your father do? 我也有同感 请问你爸是做什么的？ 
[09:05.04]He's a headliner of a... 他是... 
[09:07.31]gay burlesque show. 同志歌舞秀的头牌 
[09:11.95]You're killing us. Will you serve the dessert already? 瑞秋你急死人了，快上甜点啦 
[09:15.02]There's drunken dancers a-waiting! 有酒醉的舞者都在等我们 
[09:18.19]Look at it. Isn't it beautiful? 你们看，很漂亮吧？ 
[09:20.12]Yeah. What is it? 是啊，这是什么？ 
[09:21.72]It's a trifle. It's got all these layers. 酒果酱松糕，有很多层 
[09:24.26]First there's a layer of ladyfingers,then jam... 先是一层小松糕，然后是果酱 
[09:27.63]then custard, which I made from scratch... 然后是我自己做的乳蛋糕 
[09:31.53]then raspberries, more ladyfingers... 然后是覆盆子 然后又是小松糕 
[09:33.60]then beef sauteed with peas and onions... 然后是豌豆洋葱炒嫩牛肉 
[09:36.04]then a little bit more custard... 然后又有一点乳蛋糕 
[09:39.37]then bananas and then I put whipped cream on top. 然后是香蕉 最后再涂上鲜奶油 
[09:46.91]What was the one right before bananas? 香蕉前面是什么？ 
[09:52.05]The beef. Yeah,that was weird to me too. 炒牛肉吗？我也觉得有点奇怪 
[09:55.16]But then I thought, "Well,there's minced-meat pie." 不过我想说连甜肉馅饼都有了  
[09:58.59]That's an English dessert. 那是一种英式甜点 
[10:00.36]These people just put strange things in their food. 英国人都放一堆怪东西 
[10:03.86]Can I borrow rum from your place? 对了，可以跟你借兰姆酒吗？  
[10:06.17]Yeah,sure. 当然可以 
[10:07.54]While I'm gone, don't you sneak a taste. 我不在的时候你们可别偷吃 
[10:14.48]Beef in a dessert? 甜点加牛肉？ 
[10:17.28]No,no,no. There is no way. 不可能的 
[10:19.48]I know. And only one layer of jam? 就是啊，而且果酱才一层 
[10:25.59]What is up with that? 有没有搞错？ 
[10:29.56]Oh,my God. 天哪 
[10:31.39]The pages are stuck together. 这两页黏在一起 
[10:33.56]Chandler! 钱德 
[10:41.30]Oh,my God. She made half an English trifle and... 天哪，她做了酒果酱松糕加… 
[10:46.84]half a shepherd's pie! 肉馅马铃薯泥饼 
[10:51.51]Man,now she's gonna start all over. 完了，她得重做了 
[10:53.91]We're never gonna get to introduce the hot girls to the New World. 我们没办法带那些辣妹 认识新世界了 
[10:57.85]No,no,we will. We just won't tell her she messed up. 不，我们可以 不要告诉她就是了 
[11:01.19]Just let her serve the beef-custard thing? 然后让她上那个牛肉乳蛋糕？ 
[11:04.23]Yeah. It'll be like a funny Thanksgiving story. 对，这会是个有趣的回忆 
[11:07.56]Vomiting stories are funny,I guess. 呕吐的回忆的确很有趣 
[11:11.57]Joey. God,your apartment is,like,100 degrees. 乔伊，天哪，你家热死了 
[11:14.90]Did it make you want to walk around in your underwear? 你会不会想脱到只剩内衣？ 
[11:18.37]No. 不会 
[11:19.91]Still not hot enough! 还不够热 
[11:25.08]Rachel. Okay,look at him. 瑞秋？ 怎样？ 
[11:27.75]Look at those strong hands. 你看他，你看那双有力的手 
[11:30.35]Oh,what I wouldn't give to be that can of condensed milk. 我真想当那瓶…炼乳 
[11:39.06]Chandler was just saying how beautiful your sweater is. 妈，钱德说你的毛衣很好看 
[11:42.00]Thank you. I just bought it. 谢谢你，这是新衣服 
[11:43.90]Yes,well,it's very beautiful and it's cream-colored and tight and... 是吗，很漂亮，米色的，很紧 
[11:50.84]I don't mean tight. It's not tight. Not that I was looking at... 我不是指很紧，不会很紧 我没有在看… 
[11:55.24]What's the matter with him? 他是怎么搞的？ 
[11:57.51]I think he's stoned again. 大概又嗑药了 
[12:01.35]What? 什么？ 
[12:02.82]I need to talk to you. 我有事要告诉你 
[12:10.73]I think I might know why my parents don't like you. 我大概知道 我爸妈为什么不喜欢你了 
[12:13.89]Why? 是吗？为什么？ 
[12:14.96]Okay,remember we were young. 记不记得我们年轻的时候 
[12:17.93]Spring break, sophomore year, I got high in my bedroom... 大二的春假，我在房里哈麻  
[12:21.90]and my parents walked in and smelled it... 我爸妈走进来闻到了 
[12:24.31]so I told them that you had gotten stoned and jumped out the window. 于是我就说你哈了麻 跳窗走了 
[12:29.81]Why did you do that? 什么？你为什么要赖给我？ 
[12:31.48]I don't know. Yours was the first name that popped into my head. 我不知道，我第一个想到你 
[12:35.55]I didn't think it'd matter. 对不起，我以为不会怎样 
[12:37.79]How could it not matter? 怎么可能不会怎样？ 
[12:39.09]How was I to know we'd be friends after college... 我怎么知道我们会变成死党  
[12:41.79]and you'd be living with my sister? 更别提你会跟我妹同居了 
[12:44.06]What about the "friends forever" stuff? 那些“生死之交”的豪语呢？ 
[12:46.19]I don't know. I was all high. 不晓得，我当时正high 
[12:54.20]Mom and Dad sent me to find out if you were trying to get Ross stoned. 爸妈叫我来看看 你是不是想找罗斯嗑药 
[13:00.24]Your parents caught Ross smoking pot in college,and he blamed it on me! 罗斯大学哈麻被他们逮到 他居然赖给我 
[13:04.75]I can't believe you! 罗斯，你怎么这样 
[13:06.45]We haven't told them we're together because they hate me, so fix this. 他们讨厌我，我们才没公开 
[13:11.12]Okay, okay, I'll tell them it wasn't Chandler who got high. 好啦，我会说哈麻的不是钱德 
[13:15.36]Now, who should I say it was? 那我要说是谁？ 
[13:18.53]You! It's not like it's a big deal. You don't still do it or anything. 你！这又没什么 你现在又没在嗑药 
[13:23.53]All right. Now,who should I say tricked me into doing it? 好啦好啦 那我要说是谁骗我这么做的？ 
[13:28.47]Nobody. You're gonna go out there and tell them exactly what happened. 没有人，你要跟他们说实话 
[13:32.07]-Really? -Yes! 是吗？ 对 
[13:34.78]Okay. 好吧 
[13:36.28]Wait,is there anything else I should know? 等等，还有别的事吗？  
[13:38.51]No.. Oh,yeah.... 没了…喔有… 
[13:42.15]You microwaved a bunch of my dad's records. 你把我爸的一堆唱片拿去微波 
[13:47.12]Why? 为什么？ 
[13:48.96]Evidently,you weren't very good at handling your high. 显然你一high就会很失控 
[14:01.60]Dad, please don't pick your teeth out here. 爸，请别在这里剔牙 
[14:05.71]And if you're gonna put your feet up.. 如果你要翘脚，怎么不坐… 
[14:07.88]Leave him alone! 摩妮卡，不要烦他 
[14:11.78]Will you hurry up? 你快点好吗？ 
[14:13.28]Did you not hear me when I told you that Janine's friends are dancers? 你之前没听到我说 吉宁的朋友都是舞者吗？ 
[14:17.45]And that they're gonna be drinking a lot? 而且她们会喝很多酒？ 
[14:20.89]No,I did. But tell me again because it's so romantic. 我是听到了，不过你再说一次 好浪漫喔 
[14:25.49]You're whipping so slow. Do it faster! 你打得好慢，不能快一点吗？ 
[14:28.06]I don't want to make any mistakes! 乔伊，我不想犯错  
[14:30.33]If I screw it up, everybody's gonna be like: 甜点只有这一道，要是我搞砸 
[14:33.50]"Oh,remember that Thanksgiving when Rachel screwed up the trifle?" 大家会说“记得那次感恩节” “瑞秋把酒果酱松糕做坏了” 
[14:39.67]Just let me worry about making it, and you just worry about eating it. 所以做让我来做 你只管担心吃的部分 
[14:43.78]Oh,I am. 我是很担心 
[14:46.81]-If you don't tell them, then I will. -Okay. Fine. 罗斯，你再不说，我就要说了 好啦 
[14:51.49]Ross, can I talk to you for a second? 罗斯，你可以来一下吗？ 
[14:54.59]Can it wait? I have to tell my parents something. 等一下好吗？ 我有事要告诉我爸吗 
[14:57.36]No,it can't? Okay. 不能等？好吧 
[15:04.33]We have to tell Rachel she messed up her dessert. 我觉得我们应该告诉瑞秋 她做错了 
[15:07.37]What? What is with everybody? 什么？大家是都怎么了？ 
[15:09.84]It's Thanksgiving,not... 今天是感恩节，不是... 
[15:11.77]Truth Day! 告解日 
[15:14.34]Look,when everyone eats that banana-meat thing... 等大家吃到那道香蕉肉甜点 
[15:18.35]they'll all make fun of her. Do you want that? 一定会取笑她，那样你也好吗 
[15:21.18]We'll just get everyone to act like they like it. 好，我们就叫大家假装喜欢 
[15:24.79]That way,no one makes fun of her... 那样就不会有人取笑她  
[15:26.95]and we still get to go to sweet-potato pie. 我们也可以去找那些小辣椒 
[15:31.39]Dude,they're not objects. 别把她们物化 
[15:35.30]Just kidding. I'll talk to them. You distract her. 开玩笑的，我去告诉大家 你把瑞秋拖开 
[15:39.33]Hey,Rach,can I talk to you outside for a sec? 瑞秋，可以出去谈一下吗？ 
[15:44.71]Okay. 好吧 
[15:52.55]What's up,Ross? 什么事？ 
[15:54.85]So.... 所以… 
[15:57.15]Thanksgiving. 感恩节 
[16:00.69]The holiday season is upon us. 岁末季节又来了 
[16:07.53]And... 是啊 
[16:10.23]you look nice today. 还有…你今天很漂亮 
[16:12.80]-Oh,no. No, Ross, don't do this. -What? 不，罗斯，不要这样 什么？ 
[16:16.17]I don't think us getting back together is a good idea. 我觉得我们不适合复合 
[16:24.01]I thought this might happen today. 我早就料到会这样 
[16:26.15]I know the holidays can be rough... 我知道逢年过节特别难熬 
[16:28.58]and it's probably hard for you to be alone right now. 而且你一个人八成很辛苦 
[16:31.99]You're alone. 你也是一个人 
[16:34.25]No,I live with Phoebe. 不，我跟菲比住  
[16:36.49]I mean,you're alone-alone. 你就真的只有一个人 
[16:40.26]And it's just not the time for us. I'm sorry. 但这个时机真的不对，抱歉 
[16:45.07]Oh,well. Can't blame a guy for trying. 我总得试试看 
[16:52.47]And if anyone needs help pretending to like it... 要是有人不知道怎么装 
[16:55.28]I learned some things in acting class. Try rubbing your stomach. 我在表演课学过 你们可以摸摸肚子 
[17:00.88]Or saying, "Mmm." 或是说“嗯…” 
[17:03.88]Smiling. 还有微笑 
[17:07.79]I'm not gonna pay for those acting classes anymore. 我再也不花钱让你去上表演课 
[17:13.09]Rachel,there you are. Let's serve that dessert already! 瑞秋，你回来了，快上甜点吧 
[17:16.43]Joey, you have to stop rushing me. You don't get any dessert. 乔伊，别再催我了 你知道吗？罚你不准吃 
[17:20.80]Really? 是喔？ 
[17:23.27]No,just kidding. I would never do that to you. 骗你的，我才不会虐待你 
[17:26.64]Okay, everybody, it's trifle time. 好，各位，酒果酱松糕时间到 
[17:29.68]So,Rach,this is a traditional English trifle,isn't it? 这是英式酒果酱松糕对吧？ 
[17:33.65]-It sure is. -Wow. 一点也没错 
[17:35.15]So did you make it with beef or eggplant? 那你是加牛肉还是茄子？  
[17:37.62]-Beef. -I can't have any. I don't eat meat. 牛肉 我不能吃 你也知道我不吃肉 
[17:44.93]Monica, I want you to have the first taste. 摩妮卡，我要你第一个品尝 
[17:48.23]Really? 是吗？ 
[17:53.00]Wait, you only got whipped cream. 等等，你只挖了鲜奶油  
[17:54.90]You gotta take a bite with all the layers. 你得挖到每一层 
[17:59.64]好 
[18:01.74]You dropped a pea. 等等，你掉了一颗豌豆 
[18:12.79]Well? 怎么样？ 
[18:14.96]嗯… 
[18:23.43]It's good. 好好吃 
[18:25.70]Really? How good? 真的吗？多好吃？ 
[18:27.30]It's so good that I feel selfish... 好吃到... 
[18:29.50]about being the only one who's eating it. 我一个人吃会过意不去 
[18:32.01]I think we should have everyone taste how good it is. 我们应该让每个人都享用 
[18:35.81]Especially Ross. 尤其是罗斯 
[18:44.65]This is so good that I'm gonna go enjoy it on the balcony. 真是太好吃了，我要去阳台吃 
[18:50.36]So that I can enjoy the view whilst I enjoy my dessert. 好边看风景边享用 
[18:56.03]I've gotta call my friend... 我要去房里打电话  
[18:57.93]and tell her how good this is from Monica's room. 告诉我的朋友玛丽有多好吃 
[19:00.80]I'll help dial. 我帮你拨号 
[19:04.81]I'm gonna go into the bathroom... 我要去浴室 
[19:06.87]so I can look at it in the mirror as I eat it. 好边吃边照镜子 
[19:12.05]What was that all about? Does it not taste good? 这是怎么回事？不好吃吗？  
[19:14.98]-Let me try it. -No,no! 我吃吃看 什么？不行 
[19:22.32]All gone! 都没了 
[19:25.99]So good. 好好吃 
[19:28.20]Maybe Chandler has some left. 也许钱德还有剩 
[19:33.73]It tastes like feet. 味道好像洗脚水 
[19:38.17]I like it! 我喜欢 
[19:43.14]Are you kidding? 不是吧？ 
[19:44.68]What's not to like? Custard, good. 有什么不好？乳蛋糕？赞 
[19:47.21]Jam,good. Meat,good. 果酱？赞，牛肉？赞 
[19:52.75]So a bird just grabbed it... 一只鸟就这样一把抢过去… 
[19:58.56]and then tried to fly away with it... 想带着它飞走 
[20:02.16]and then just dropped it on the street? 结果就掉到马路上了？ 
[20:06.23]If it's any consolation, before the bird dropped it... 对，不过值得安慰的是 掉下去之前... 
[20:09.14]he seemed to enjoy it. 它好像吃得很开心 
[20:13.11]Rachel,come here. 瑞秋，来一下 
[20:16.34]I was taking my Thanksgiving nap and I had another dream. 我刚刚小睡一觉，又梦到杰克 
[20:20.08]-Do I want to hear this? -I don't know,let's see. 菲比，我会想听吗？ 我不知道，你听听看 
[20:24.59]I dreamt we were getting married... 我梦到我们正要结婚  
[20:26.75]and he left because he had to go fight a fire. 结果他离开去救火 
[20:29.79]So I went to a nightclub and I saw him making out with a girl. 所以我去一家夜总会 却看到他跟一个女的在亲热 
[20:33.59]Oh, my God, he dream-cheated on you! 天哪，他在梦里背叛你 
[20:36.96]But then Jacques Cousteau came... 对，但这时贾克库斯托出现  
[20:38.97]and he kicked his ass for betraying me. 帮我教训了他一顿 
[20:41.57]So cool! 好酷喔 
[20:43.44]Then he took me diving and introduced me to his sea horse... 然后他带我去潜水 跟我介绍他养的海马 
[20:46.97]who was coming on to me. Please, that is not gonna happen. 它一直对我献殷勤 但是怎么可能 
[20:54.05]Boy,I'm glad I wore the big belt today. 幸好我今天系了大皮带 
[20:59.29]Five minutes ago,a line like that would have floored me. 5分钟前 那种话会让我神魂颠倒 
[21:03.22]But now,nothing. Well,not nothing. I am still a woman. 现在却毫无作用… 一点点啦，我毕竟是女人 
[21:10.33]Ross? Let's go. 罗斯，来吧 
[21:12.77]Oh,yeah. About telling Mom and Dad... 关于告诉他们这件事  
[21:15.30]I was thinking about maybe writing a letter. 我考虑用写信的 
[21:18.31]That's it. You've had your chance. 够了，我给过你机会 
[21:20.64]What? 什么？ 
[21:22.24]Mom,Dad. Ross smoked pot in college. 妈，爸，罗斯大学哈过麻 
[21:26.48]What? 什么？ 
[21:28.12]You are such a tattletale! 你这个抓耙仔 
[21:33.15]Mom,Dad... 妈 爸 
[21:35.86]you remember that time you walked in my room... 记得你们在我房里 
[21:39.09]and smelled marijuana? 闻到大麻的事吗？ 
[21:41.03]Yes. 记得 
[21:46.60]I told you it was Chandler... 我说是钱德 
[21:48.70]who was smoking the pot but... 在哈麻 其实… 
[21:53.84]it was me. I'm sorry. 是我，对不起 
[21:56.61]It was you? 是你？ 
[21:58.41]And Dad, Chandler didn't melt your records. 爸，钱德没把你的唱片烧坏 
[22:01.85]Ross did. 是罗斯干的 
[22:04.85]-Is that true? -And Dad... 是真的吗？ 还有 
[22:06.52]you know that mailman that you got fired? 你害他被革职的邮差 
[22:08.79]He didn't steal your Playboys. Ross did. 他没有偷你的花花公子 是罗斯偷的 
[22:17.23]Well, Hurricane Gloria didn't break the porch swing. Monica did! 前廊的秋千椅不是风雨弄坏的 是摩妮卡坐坏的 
[22:23.87]Ross hasn't worked at the museum for a year! 罗斯已经离开博物馆1年了 
[22:27.91]Monica and Chandler are living together! 摩妮卡和钱德在同居 
[22:33.75]Ross married Rachel in Vegas! And got divorced! Again! 罗斯在赌城娶了瑞秋 然后又离婚了！ 
[22:39.69]I love Jacques Cousteau! 我爱贾克库斯托 
[22:44.42]I wasn't supposed to put beef in the trifle! 酒果酱松糕里不该放牛肉的 
[22:48.93]I want to go! 我想走啦~~ 
[22:54.20]That's a lot of information to get in 30 seconds. 这30秒真是高潮不断啊 
[22:59.61]All right. Joey, if you want to leave, just leave. 好，乔伊，你想走就走吧 
[23:04.71]Rachel, no, you weren't supposed to put beef in the trifle. 瑞秋，这道甜点的确不能放肉 
[23:09.22]It did not taste good. 一点也不好吃 
[23:13.62]Phoebe,I'm sorry... 菲比，很抱歉  
[23:15.89]but I think Jacques Cousteau is dead. 贾克库斯托已经死了 
[23:20.36]Monica, why you felt you had to hide the fact... 摩妮卡，我真不懂 你为何要隐瞒... 
[23:23.90]that you're in an important relationship is beyond me. 一段重要的感情 
[23:26.97]And we kind of figured about the porch swing. 其实秋千椅的事我们心里有数 
[23:31.87]Ross. 罗斯 
[23:33.21]Drugs? 嗑药？ 
[23:34.61]Divorced again? 三度离婚？ 
[23:38.21]What happened,son? 你是怎么了？ 
[23:41.01]I got tricked into all those things. 我都是遭人哄骗 
[23:46.22]Chandler, you've been Ross' best friend all these years... 钱德，你一直是罗斯的好朋友 
[23:51.22]stuck by him during the drug problems... 在他嗑药时仍不放弃他 
[23:56.30]and now you've taken on Monica as well. 现在你又照顾起摩妮卡 
[23:59.40]Well,I don't know what to say. 我不知道该说什么  
[24:02.87]You're a wonderful human being. 你真是个大好人 
[24:07.47]-Thank you! -No. 谢谢你 不 
[24:09.58]Thank you! 是谢谢你 
[24:12.95]Monica and Ross, I don't know what I'm gonna do about the two of you. 摩妮卡，罗斯 我真不知道该拿你们怎么办 
[24:18.49]I'll talk to them. 我会跟他们谈 
[24:25.79]You guys, it was bananas... 各位，香蕉 
[24:27.93]cream and beef! 奶油加牛肉耶 
[24:31.13]I just cannot believe that you ate that so that I wouldn't feel bad. 你们居然因为怕我难过而吃掉 
[24:35.20]Well, actually, I didn't eat mine. It's still in the bathroom. 其实我没吃，还放在浴室里 
[24:38.67]No, I ate that. 没有，我吃掉了 
[24:42.48]And we left ours in Monica's bedroom. 我们的在摩妮卡的房里 
[24:44.71]Nope, got it and got yours too. 没有，被我吃了，你的也是 
[24:49.02]Chandler, are you gonna stick with that bird story? 钱德 你还要死守你的鸟故事吗？ 
[24:51.69]It was a big bird. Swooped right in there. 那只鸟很大，神准的冲过来 
[24:56.42]-Hi. -Oh,Janine. 吉宁 
[24:58.39]-It's not over,is it? -Yeah. 聚会还没结束吧？ 结束了  
[25:00.76]We all got depressed. The holidays and everything, we're alone. 节日让我们感到更孤单 
[25:04.20]Yeah,well,at least you have Joey. 至少你有乔伊  
[25:06.13]But Ross is really alone. 罗斯就真的是一个人 
[25:10.64]Well, you're always welcome here. 这里永远欢迎你 
[25:12.84]This is my mom and my dad. 这是我妈和我爸  
[25:14.37]-This is Janine. -Nice to meet you. 这位是吉宁 幸会… 
[25:16.24]-I think we've already met. -Really? 我们已经见过了 是吗？  
[25:19.15]I live across the hall. You walked in on me when I was changing. 我住在对面 你在我换衣服时闯进来 
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