[00:05.07]"We've got 3 minutes till it blows. We won't make it!" 反应炉3分钟后就要爆炸 
[00:08.64]"You've got to get out of here! Save yourself!" 我们逃不掉了 你得赶快逃命 
[00:13.44]"I won't leave you." 不行，我不会扔下你 
[00:15.01]"Don't worry about me. I'm a robot. I'm just a machine!" 别管我 我是机器人，我只是一台机器 
[00:21.35]-"No,you're not. Not to me." -Oh,my God. 对我来说不是 天哪 
[00:25.32]-What? -I am extremely talented. 怎样？ 我太有才华了 
[00:29.12]-Yeah. You're great. -Yeah. 你确很棒 
[00:30.86]-Okay,let's take it from.. -No,I mean, I was really acting my ass off. 好，我们从… 不是，我真的超会演的 
[00:35.90]I thought I was pretty good,too. 我觉得我也很不错 
[00:37.87]Yeah,you're solid. You're just no me. 你是很不错，只不过不是我 
[00:42.37]You know what? I think that's enough for now. 我看就先这样  
[00:44.67]I don't want to be over-rehearsed. 我不想排练过头 
[00:47.48]Fine. I'll do it without you! 没关系，我自己演 
[00:50.88]I don't need you or anybody else! 我不需要你或任何人 
[00:53.65]I'm gonna make it on my own! 我会靠我自己成功 
[00:57.59]You'll see! You'll all see! 等着瞧，都给我等着瞧 
[01:02.56]The One With Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E. 本集播出：“试镜风波” 
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[01:39.99]So what are you auditioning for? 你要去试什么镜？ 
[01:42.83]It's a new TV show. 是一部新影集 
[01:44.27]I'm up for the part of Mac, Machiavelli, or "Mac"! 我的角色叫麦克麦可维利 也叫麦克 
[01:50.24]I'm a detective and I solve crimes with my robot partner. 我是个侦探 和我的机器人拍档 一起打击犯罪 
[01:54.14]He's a computerized humanoid... 他是人性化电脑 
[01:56.71]electronically enhanced secret enforcer. 电子秘密杀手 
[02:00.05]Or "C.H.E.E.S.E." 简称吉事 
[02:03.85]-So Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.? -That's the title! 麦克与吉事 那就是剧名 
[02:09.99]They lucked out that the initials spell "cheese." 幸好缩写刚好是吉事 
[02:13.56]That is lucky. 真是幸好 
[02:16.53]So Joey,if you get this, you're gonna be,like... 要是你拿到这个角色 
[02:19.20]the star of your own TV show. 就有你自己的影集了 
[02:21.07]I mean,you'll be like the "Big Cheese" or the "Big Mac." Hey, you love those! 你就会被称为大吉事（汉堡） 或是大麦克（麦香堡） 都是你的最爱 
[02:26.14]Don't get your hopes up. It probably won't happen. 别抱太大期望，应该没那么好 
[02:29.44]Why would you say that? 你为什么要这么说？ 
[02:31.31]Well,I mean, come on, guys. My own TV show? 拜托，我主演的影集耶？ 
[02:34.55]-I don't know if I'm good enough. -I am. 我都不知道我配不配 我配 
[02:39.19]What are you talking about? You're a terrific actor. 乔伊，你在说什么？ 你是个很棒的演员 
[02:42.52]-You really think so? -How can you even ask that question? 真的吗？ 你怎么能这么问 
[02:47.50]-She's pretty. -Yeah. And she's really nice too. 她真漂亮 对，人也很好 
[02:51.00]She taught me all about how to work with cameras... 她教我怎么面对镜头  
[02:54.30]and "smell the fart" acting. 和闻屁演技法 
[02:59.21]-I'm sorry. What? -Excuse me? 什么？ 
[03:01.98]It's like you got so many lines to learn so fast... 因为在短时间内要背很多台词 
[03:05.25]sometimes you need time to remember your next one. 有时得停下来想下一句 
[03:08.62]So while you're thinking of it, you take this pause where you look intense. 在你想的时候 要来个大停顿，表情故作严肃 
[03:13.66]You know, like this: 就像这样 
[03:17.56]Okay. 好 
[03:20.26]Here's my scene! Here's my scene! 该我了该我了 
[03:23.13]Mrs. Wallace? I'm Dr. Drake Ramorey, your sister's surgeon. 华勒斯太太，我是拉莫瑞医生 令妹的神经外科医生 
[03:27.34]You sister is suffering from a... 令妹得了一种… 
[03:34.61]Well,Eva,we've done some excellent work here. 伊娃，偶们有不凑的进展 （我们有不错的进展） 
[03:41.32]And I would have to say your problem is quite clear. 老俗唆，你的困老很清此 （老实说，你的困扰很清楚） 
[03:49.06]All you want is a tinkle 你只是想要一个老二 
[03:52.93]What you envy's a schwang 你在忌妒男人 
[03:55.83]A thing through which you can tinkle 你想要拿它来撒尿 
[03:59.33]Or play with or simply let hang 或是把玩，或是挂在那边 
[04:02.20]I play Al Pacino's butt. 我演艾尔帕西诺的屁股 
[04:06.84]All right? 好吗？ 
[04:08.01]He goes into the shower and then, I'm his butt. 他进去淋浴 然后我就是他的屁股 
[04:12.05]-Oh,my God. -Come on,you guys. -天哪 -别这样 
[04:14.72]This is a movie and Al Pacino's in it, and that's big! 这是一部电影 艾尔帕西诺主演，很不得了 
[04:18.29]It's terrific. You deserve this. After years of struggling... 的确很棒 你当之无愧，努力了这么久 
[04:22.36]you've finally cracked your way into show business. 终于可以“屁美”别人了 
[04:28.90]Okay,fine, make jokes. I don't care. This is a big break for me. 好，你们笑吧，我不在乎 这是我的一大突破 
[04:33.23]-No,you're right,it is. -Yeah. 你说得很对 
[04:35.87]So,you gonna invite us to the big opening? 你会找我们去看你 “精屁”的演出吗？ 
[04:40.78]All right,I'm out of here. Wish me luck. 好，我要走了，祝我好运 
[04:43.14]Good luck,good luck We all wish you good luck 加油，加油，我们祝你好运 
[04:50.39]Yeah,whatever. 随便啦 
[04:54.06]Wow,if I could dance, I'd be a triple threat. 要是我会跳舞就更可怕了 
[05:02.96]It's your turn. 该你了 
[05:05.47]Oh,are we playing this? 我们有在玩喔？ 
[05:09.64]How'd the audition go? 试镜结果如何？  
[05:11.31]Terrible. I messed up every word. I shouldn't even be an actor. 很烂 我把台词都念坏了 我不该当演员的 
[05:15.74]Wait. Are you pretending it didn't go well, but it really did go well? 等等，你又在假装不顺利了吗 
[05:22.02]-Yeah, did I fool you? -Totally! -对，有唬过你们吗？ -一愣一愣的 
[05:26.72]-So it did go well? -Amazingly well! 所以很顺利罗 顺利得不得了 
[05:30.12]-Great! -It's down to me and two other guys. 太好了 只剩我和另外两个人三选一 天哪 
[05:33.76]And they're really good. 那两个人都很厉害 
[05:36.06]One's from those allergy commercials who's chased by flowers. 其中一个就是在过敏广告里 被巨无霸花朵追来追去的人 
[05:40.10]Oh,I love that guy! 我好喜欢那个人 
[05:42.70]What are you doing? 你在干什么？ 
[05:45.01]What am I doing? 我在干什么？ 
[05:48.41]I'm so nervous,you know? The callback is tomorrow at 5:00. 我好紧张 明天下午5点才要复试 
[05:52.45]-I feel like my head's gonna explode. -Well,it is overdue. 我的头好像要爆炸了 你的头早该爆了 
[05:57.45]-Don't worry. You'll be fine. -But it's so much pressure. 放心，你一定没问题 压力真的好大 
[06:01.62]What you guys do is different. I don't know if you'd understand. 很抱歉，但你们的工作很不同 我不知道你们能不能体会 
[06:06.33]Yeah,we don't have pressure at our jobs. 是啊，我们的工作都没有压力 
[06:09.93]I know what time it is,but I'm looking at the wee-ness and I'm not happy. 我知道现在几点了 但是我对这份报告很不满意 
[06:16.34]Well,I'm tearing the lettuce. 我在撕生菜  
[06:19.14]-Is it dirty? -Don't worry,I'll wash it. 它脏吗？ 放心，我会洗 
[06:21.91]Don't. I like it dirty. 不必，我喜欢脏的 
[06:26.95]That's your call. 你决定就好 
[06:28.98]So what are you going to do next? 你接下来要做什么？ 
[06:32.02]I thought I'd cut up the tomatoes. 我要切蕃茄 
[06:34.69]Are they firm? 它们结实吗？ 
[06:39.09]-They're all right. -You sure they haven't gone bad? 还不差 你确定它们没有变坏？  
[06:42.53]You sure they're not very,very bad? 你确定它们不是很坏很坏？ 
[06:49.04]-No,really. They're okay. -You gonna slice them real nice? 它们还好 你会把它们切得很漂亮吗？ 
[06:53.21]Actually,I was gonna do them julienne. 其实我想切丝 
[06:57.85]I'm out of here. 我要走了 
[06:59.41]I'm quitting. I just helped an 81-year-old woman put on a thong... 摩妮卡，我要辞职 我帮一个老女人挤进丁字裤 
[07:03.28]and she didn't even buy it. 结果她也没买 
[07:05.92]I'm quitting. That's it. I'm talking to my boss right now. 我要辞职 我现在就要跟老板说 
[07:09.32]Yes,I am. Yes,I am. 我要我要我要… 
[07:12.39]Bye. Call me when you get this message. 再见，听到留言请回电 
[07:14.83]Well,what happened? 怎么了？ 
[07:16.46]Well, he came in for a massage, and everything was fine until... 他来按摩，本来都没事 后来… 
[07:24.07]Oh,my God. 天哪 
[07:25.94]And all of a sudden, his hands weren't the problem anymore. 然后突然间毛手毛脚成了小事 
[07:34.18]-Was it? -Boy Scouts could've camped under there. 他有没有… 用来搭帐棚都绰绰有余 
[07:38.99]You ate my sandwich? 你吃了我的三明治？ 
[07:40.79]It was a mistake. It could happen to anyone. 很单纯的错误，谁都可能会犯 
[07:43.59]Really? 是吗？ 
[07:46.19]Now calm down. 你别激动 
[07:47.96]Come look in my office. Some of it may still be in the trash. 来我的办公室找 垃圾桶里可能还有 
[07:53.53]-What? -Well,it was quite large. 什么？ 它很大 
[07:55.87]I had to throw most of it away. 我只好扔掉一大半 
[07:59.14]You threw my sandwich away? 你…你扔掉我的三明治 
[08:03.71]My sandwich? 我的三明治 
[08:05.81]My sandwich! 我的三明治 
[08:10.22]It's just,I want this part so much. 我好想拿到这个角色 
[08:13.19]If I don't get this part, I'm never gonna eat macaroni and cheese again. 要是我没拿到 我就再也不吃起司通心面 
[08:17.46]I didn't say that. That doesn't count. 不，我没说，我骗人 
[08:24.07]Come on,guys. It's not like I moved to Europe. 别这样，我又不是搬去欧洲 
[08:27.34]I just moved across the hall. 我只是搬到对面 
[08:29.50]And we would have you over all the time... 我们也想经常请你们来坐  
[08:31.91]if it weren't for Monica's allergies. 但是摩妮卡会过敏 
[08:37.41]You're right,I could never lie to you. 没错，我骗不了你们 
[08:39.98]She hates you. 她讨厌你们 
[08:43.62]Should I get that? 要接吗？ 
[08:47.86]Hello? No,Joey's not here right now. Can I take a message? 你好 乔伊现在不在，你要留言吗？ 
[08:53.13]Yeah,okay. So the audition's been moved from 5:00 to 2:30? 好，试镜从5点改到2点半？ 
[08:56.93]Okay,great. Bye. 好的，再见 
[09:08.31]-Aren't you dressed yet? -Am I naked again? 你还没穿衣服？ 我又光着身体了？ 
[09:13.41]We're meeting my parents in 15 minutes. 我们15分钟后要去见我爸妈 
[09:16.15]I was just talking to the guys. Look at them. 好，我只是在跟它们聊天 
[09:19.09]Is it okay if they come visit? 你看它们嘛 它们可以去找我们吗？ 
[09:21.39]What about my allergies? 那我的过敏怎么办？ 
[09:24.03]Right. Your allergies. 也对，你会过敏 
[09:28.93]All her. She hates you. 都是她，她讨厌你们 
[09:42.94]Yes! All right. 漂亮 
[09:46.51]How cool would it be if you could watch a life-size version of this? 要是这些小人能变成真人大小 该有多酷？ 
[09:50.95]-I mean,how crazy would that be? -As crazy as soccer? 该有多过瘾？ 跟足球一样过瘾？ 
[09:59.29]Hello? 你好 
[10:01.56]What are you talking about? The audition's at 5. 你在说什么？5点才试镜 
[10:07.84]Well,nobody told me. 没有人告诉我 
[10:10.24]Who'd you talk to? 你跟谁说的？ 
[10:16.38]Never mind. 没事 
[10:18.51]You mean you didn't get it from this? 这样你看不懂吗？ 
[10:21.65]-The allergy guy got the part. Thanks. -Maybe we can fix it. -那个过敏人入选了，谢谢你啊 -也许还可以补救  
[10:26.29]Maybe we can send him some big flowers and scare him! 我们可以送巨无霸花去吓他 
[10:30.59]How could you do this? This could've turned my career around. 你怎么能这样？ 这个角色可以让我的事业翻红 
[10:34.73]I messed up,okay? I'm sorry. I really messed up. 是我不好 对不起，我真的错了 
[10:38.23]Why'd you answer my phone? 你根本也不住这里了 干嘛接我的电话？ 
[10:40.77]-I have a machine! -Which I bought for you. -我有答录机 -是我买给你的 
[10:44.57]Taught you how to use it. You thought it was a copier. 还教你怎么使用 你以为它是影印机 
[10:49.78]If there was anything I could do, I'd do it. 我愿意尽全力挽救这个错误 
[10:52.48]Everybody's allowed one mistake,right? 但是人起码可以犯一次错 
[10:55.45]He could have gotten me a VCR or golf clubs. 他可以送我录影机 可以送我高尔夫球具 
[10:58.52]But no,he has to get me the "Woman Repeller." 可是他偏偏要让我把女人吓跑 
[11:02.22]The eyesore from the "Liberace House of Crap!" 一个废五金行里最丑的东西 
[11:05.76]-It's not that bad. -Easy for you to say. 没那么严重 
[11:08.26]You don't have to sport a reject from the "Mr. T" collection. 你又不必戴着 被某个老粗淘汰的金饰到处跑 
[11:12.63]I pity the fool who puts on my jewelry! I do! I do! “我真同情戴这个手饰的人” “真的” 
[11:16.37]I pity the fool that... “我真同情戴这个…” 你好 
[11:20.14]When you were late last night, Kathy and I were talking and... 你昨天晚归 凯西和我聊了起来 
[11:24.08]one thing led to another and.... 事情演变到后来就… 
[11:26.98]And what? Did you sleep with her? 就什么？你跟她上床？ 
[11:29.65]-No! No,I just kissed her. -What? That's even worse! 没有，我只是吻了她 什么？那样更糟！ 
[11:34.36]-How? -I don't know! But it's the same! 怎么会更糟？ 我不知道，反正都一样 
[11:37.66]I have no excuses. I was over the line. 你说得对，我无话可说 我太过分了 
[11:41.06]Over the line? 过分？ 
[11:42.63]You're so far past the line you can't even see it! 你根本就过分到... 
[11:46.03]The line is a dot to you! 连过分见到你都会说你过分 
[11:48.77]I'm not saying you should magically forgive me. 我不是要你奇迹式的原谅我 
[11:51.84]But you're not perfect. You've made errors in judgment. 但你也不完美 你也做过错误的判断 
[11:55.54]Name one! 举个例子 
[11:58.01]What happened? 怎么回事？ 
[12:00.11]Man! He promised he wouldn't take the chairs! 他答应不拿沙发椅的 
[12:04.32]How were you locked in? And where the hell's all of our stuff? 怎么回事？你怎么会被关进去 我们的东西呢？ 
[12:09.26]This guy came to look at the unit... 有一个人来看柜子  
[12:11.49]and he didn't think it was big enough to fit a man. 他说它塞不下一个大人 
[12:15.26]So you got in voluntarily? 所以你就自愿进去？ 
[12:17.80]I was trying to make a sale! 我想把柜子卖出去 
[12:20.94]If I ever run into him again, know what I'll do? 要是让我碰上他 你猜我会怎样？ 
[12:24.41]Bend over? 把屁股翘起来？ 
[12:27.21]There's Lori. 她来了 
[12:28.41]Remember,no trading. You get the pretty one,I get the mess. 记住，不准交换 美女是你的，失恋女是我的 
[12:33.41]-Hi,Joey. -Hey. 乔伊 
[12:37.65]Well,well. Look what you brought. 他就是你带来的人 
[12:41.26]And what did you bring? 你又带了谁来？ 
[12:45.06]She's checking her coat. 她在寄放外套 
[12:47.09]Joey,I'm gonna go wash the cab smell off my hands. 乔伊，我要去洗个手 
[12:50.60]Will you get me a white Zinfandel and a glass of red for Janice. 你帮我叫一杯白酒 帮珍妮丝叫一杯红酒 
[12:59.24]Janice? 珍妮丝？珍妮丝？ 
[13:04.91]Oh,my God! 我…的…天哪 
[13:10.15]Joey's tailor took advantage of me. 乔伊的裁缝吃我豆腐 
[13:14.19]What? 什么？ 
[13:15.59]No way. I've been going to the guy for 12 years. 不可能 我找他做了12年衣服 
[13:19.13]You said he'd do my inseam... 拜托啦，他说要量裤管内侧 
[13:21.16]then he ran his hand up my leg and then there was... 然后他的手一路摸上来 然后就… 
[13:25.13]What? 怎样？ 
[13:27.00]Cupping. 包住了 
[13:31.61]That's how they do pants! 裤子就是那样量的 
[13:36.08]-Isn't that how a tailor measures? -Yes,yes,it is. In prison! 罗斯，你告诉他 裤子不都是那样量的？ 是啊是啊…在监狱里 
[13:44.29]I said name one! 叫你举一个就好 
[13:54.43]-I can't believe I did this. -Stop beating yourself up. 我居然这么粗心，我真白痴 别再自责了 
[13:58.63]People make mistakes. These things happen. 人都会犯错，这是难免的 
[14:02.80]There aren't any messages you've forgotten to give me? 你没有忘记帮我记留言吧？ 
[14:06.87]Apparently,you're not very good at it. 是你自己逊 
[14:09.88]-Do you think he'll forgive me? -Of course. 你们觉得他会原谅我吗？ 当然会   245 00:14:12,850 --> 00:14:16,250 The important thing is that you forgive yourself. 但最重要的是 你得原谅自己 
[14:16.42]-You know what,I kind of have. -Already? 其实我已经原谅自己了 这么快？ 
[14:19.39]That was pretty bad what you did. 你犯的错蛮严重的 
[14:22.19]He will forgive you. 他会原谅你的 
[14:24.26]I like to bring a pad with me when I answer the phone, okay? 我接电话时都会带便条纸… 好啦 
[14:28.96]-You didn't see how mad he was. -I'm sure he'll forgive you. 你没看到他气成什么样子  他一定会原谅你的 
[14:33.40]We've all been there. You fight, you make up. That's how it works. 我们都有这种经验 吵架，和解，就是这样 
[14:37.57]It took two people to break up this relationship! 这段感情会破裂是两个人的错 
[14:40.67]Yeah! You and that copy girl... 对，你和影印店那个女的  
[14:42.91]which yesterday you took responsibility for! 你昨天表明愿意负责 
[14:46.05]I didn't know what I was taking responsibility for. 我不知道我负的是什么责 
[14:49.22]-I didn't finish the letter. -What? 我没把信看完 什么？  
[14:51.62]-I fell asleep. -You fell asleep? 我睡着了 你睡着了？ 
[14:55.62]It was 5:30 in the morning. 当时是早上5点半 
[14:58.93]And you had rambled on for 18 pages. 你一废话就废话了十八页 
[15:05.20]Front and back! 正反面都写满了 
[15:09.04]And by the way?  Y-O-U, apostrophe R-E means,"you are." 还有 “你得”是指“你必须” 
[15:14.11]Y-O-U-R means "your." “你的”是代表所有格 
[15:16.88]I can't believe I thought of getting back together with you. 我居然会想跟你复合  
[15:19.98]We are so over! 我们根本就完了 
[15:23.55]Fine by me! 无所谓 
[15:26.65]And just so you know, it's not that common... 顺便告诉你 那种事并不常见  
[15:30.06]it doesn't happen to every guy, and it is a big deal! 并非男人都会那样 那是很严重的 
[15:34.90]I knew it! 我就知道 
[15:37.60]-You had no right to go out with him. -That's ridiculous.. 你没有权利和他约会 这真是太荒谬… 
[15:41.34]-You sold me out! -I did not! 你出卖我 我没有出卖你 
[15:43.67]-You did! You sold me.. -Would you let me talk? -你有！你出卖我...  -让我说话好吗？ 
[15:49.64]Did you just flick me? 你弹我的额头吗？ 
[15:52.85]Well,you wouldn't let me finish and.. 你不让我说完，我很… 
[15:55.82]Stop it! 
[15:58.62]-Stop. -Stop. 
[16:00.05]-All right. No,let's not do this. -No! -好，不要这样  -不 
[16:04.39]-Happy thoughts. -No! -想想快乐的事 -不 
[16:07.66]-Happy thoughts. -No! -快乐的事  -不！ 
[16:11.00]Okay,now I'm gonna kick some ass! 好，我要发威了 
[16:21.64]All right. Now,I will let go if you both stop. 你们住手，我就放手 
[16:26.65]-Fine. -Fine. 好吧 
[16:29.22]There we go. 这不就结了 
[16:32.25]You know what? If we were in prison, you guys would be my bitches. 如果我们在坐牢 你们就是我的喽罗 
[16:44.57]Okay, buddy boy, here it is. 兄弟，如何啊 
[16:47.47]You hide my clothes? I'm wearing everything you own. 你藏我的衣服 我就穿你全部的衣服 
[16:51.81]Oh,my God! 我的天哪 
[16:54.24]Look at me,I'm Chandler! Could I be wearing any more clothes? 看啊，我是钱德 我穿的衣服够多吧？ 
[17:00.58]Maybe if I wasn't going commando. 因为我去玩野战游戏 
[17:06.82]I tell you,it's hot with all this on. I'd better not do any lunges. 穿这么多衣服真热 我最好别做弓箭步 
[18:04.31]Joey? 乔伊？ 
[18:06.61]Got you the Joey special! Two pizzas! 我买了欢乐套餐，有两个披萨 
[18:11.35]乔伊？ 
[18:14.39]Hello? Damn it! 你好 又来了 
[18:18.69]Hello? 你好 
[18:20.13]No,Joey's not here right now, but I can take a message. I think. 乔伊现在不在 我可以帮你留言…应该吧 
[18:25.13]He's still got a chance for the part? That's great news! 他还有机会？真是太好了 
[18:28.90]Well,no,obviously not for the actor who was mauled by his dog. 我不是说那位被狗咬伤的演员 
[18:33.71]That's great. I'll give Joey the message. 太好了，我会转告乔伊，谢谢 
[18:36.94]Yes! 漂亮 
[18:39.35]Okay. 好  
[18:40.85]Mac... 麦克… 
[18:42.85]audition... 试镜… 
[18:45.42]at 2:00. 2点钟 
[18:48.66]Allergy... 过敏… 
[18:50.59]actor... 演员… 
[18:52.99]attacked. 遭攻击 
[18:59.53]By dog... 被狗… 
[19:02.34]not... 不是… 
[19:04.10]flowers. 被花 
[19:14.75]-Tell me you got the message. -What message? -请告诉我你有收到留言 -什么留言？ 
[19:17.85]The actor playing Mac couldn't do it. They needed you at 2. 要演麦克的演员不能演 他们要你2点过去 
[19:21.62]What? It's 6:00! 什么？明明是6点 
[19:23.99]Look! I wrote it on the board! 我有写在留言板上 
[19:26.59]I wrote it down, then went looking for you! 我写在留言板上 然后跑遍整个纽约找你 
[19:29.46]I went to Ross's, the coffee house... 我跑去罗斯家，跑去咖啡馆  
[19:31.50]I went to any place they make sandwiches! 跑去每一个有三明治的地方 
[19:34.84]-I can't believe this,Chandler! -I'm sorry. 怎么这样啦 对不起 
[19:38.54]-I don't know what to say! -You might say congratulations! -我不知道该说什么  -那就说恭喜吧 
[19:43.71]I saw the board, I went to the audition, I got the part! 我看到留言板，跑去试镜 我中了 
[19:48.38]Was that funny? I was worried. 你觉得很好笑吗？ 我刚才真的很担心 
[19:51.08]-I'm sorry. -That fake-out thing is just mean. 有时候这样骗人真的很恶劣 
[19:54.45]Oh,I'm sorry. I didn't mean to make you feel bad. 抱歉，我不是故意要害你内疚 
[19:58.13]Well,that's good. 那就好 
[19:59.66]Because you didn't! And I'm incredibly happy for you! 因为我没有内疚 我好替你高兴 
[20:03.60]That's mean! 你好恶劣 
[20:06.90]-You had me going! -We could do this all day. 你害我惭愧 再玩就玩不完了  
[20:09.60]Yeah,you're right. 也对 
[20:12.01]Let's talk about what a huge star I'm gonna be. 好，我们来聊聊我会有多红 
[20:14.74]You're gonna be huge! I'm gonna hug you! 你会变成超级大明星 
[20:17.21]-You hug me! -All right. 我要抱你 来抱吧 
[20:47.98]-Do we do this too much? -I think so. 我们会不会太爱抱了？ 我也觉得 
[20:51.01]-Yeah. Get off me. -Yeah. 放开我 就是啊 
[21:00.59]"C.H.E.E.S.E., I'm not leaving without you. 吉事，我不会扔下你的 
[21:03.32]Route your backup power source through your CPU." 你从中央处理器 启动备用电源 
[21:06.73]"l can't! My circuits are fried! They're fried, I tell you!" 没办法，我的电路烧焦了 焦到不能再焦 
[21:15.54]"Then I'll carry you!" 那我就背你 
[21:17.74]"That'll be a neat trick..." 好棒的招数啊  
[21:20.77]"when you're dead!" 等你死了再说 
[21:24.61]You don't have to yell. 罗斯，你不必用喊的 
[21:26.38]There was just an explosion. My hearing would be impaired. 刚才有爆炸，我的听力会受损 
[21:31.59]I thought you were great. 我觉得你很棒 
[21:33.42]For a minute,I was like, "Where'd Ross go?" 刚才我甚至觉得“罗斯呢？” 
[21:37.62]Thank you. And that first scene where you meet Mac... 谢谢 你和麦克见面的第一场戏… 
[21:41.43]-Yeah? -Oh,my God. I mean... 怎样？ 我的天哪 
[21:43.70]And you know what? 
[21:45.03]That's enough for today. Thanks for your help. 今天就到此为止，多谢帮忙 
[21:50.44]-Holding us back. -Totally. 他欺压新人 就是啊 
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