[00:02.76]Can you help me pick an engagement ring? 菲比，帮我挑订婚戒指好吗？  
[00:05.40]I can't figure this out. Should I get her a Tiffany cut or a princess cut or a..? 我觉得好难挑喔 我要选第凡内切割法还是… 公主方切割法还是… 
[00:11.01]Paper cut! 纸张切割法 
[00:13.91]-Have you told anyone else? -No,I don't want Monica to find out. 你有告诉其他人吗？ 没有，我不想让摩妮卡发现 
[00:18.61]You told me. 可是你告诉我了 
[00:19.95]Because I trust you and we're friends... 因为我信任你 你是我的死党之一 
[00:22.48]and you saw me looking at ring brochures. 而且你在我看型录时闯进来 
[00:26.45]Once again, not knocking pays off. 进房不敲门再次大有斩获 
[00:29.62]-I wish you hadn't been on the toilet. -Me too. 如果你不是在蹲马桶就好了 我有同感 
[00:33.63]Let me see. Is there such a thing as a Monica cut? 我看看，有摩妮卡切割法吗？  
[00:36.70]Because that would be you best bet. 有的话就是它了 
[00:41.94]-Want to go to the coffeehouse? -Oh,all right. 钱德，要不要去喝咖啡？ 好啊 走吧 
[00:45.74]We were just gonna see if you wanted to go. 太好了，我们正想找你们下去 
[00:48.34]Well,we don't because we got the other place. 不要，我们要去别家 
[00:54.65]How rude. 真没礼貌 
[00:57.59]Sorry. Want a bite? 抱歉，你要吃吗？ 
[01:01.39]The One With The Ring 本集播出：“完美的戒指” 
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[01:38.79]So how are things going with Paul? 你和保罗交往得怎样？ 
[01:41.66]Good. 很好 
[01:42.96]Although,you know, he's a private guy. 只不过他很内敛 
[01:45.67]I wish I could get him to open up, share some feelings. 真想让他稍微敞开心胸 分享心情 
[01:49.07]You just have to think of him as a jar of pickles that won't open. 简单 把他想成打不开的罐子就对了 
[01:55.61]I should run him under hot water and bang his head against a table? 你要我捉他的头冲热水敲桌子 
[02:01.02]That's what you do when you want to get the truth out of someone. 不是，那是拷问的手法 
[02:10.13]-Watch this. -Okay. 看我的 好 
[02:11.73]-Hey,Paul. -Hi,Phoebe. -保罗  -菲比 
[02:13.53]How are things going with you? 你最近好吗？ 
[02:17.00]Can't complain. 没得抱怨 
[02:23.01]Let's go！ 走吧 
[02:26.34]-Great to.. -Ross,good to see you too. -很高兴...  -我也很高兴见到你 
[02:29.38]You take care. 保重 
[02:36.38]What was the deal with you and Chandler blowing us off before? 你们刚才为什么见到我们就跑 
[02:40.09]That was so weird,huh? 很怪吧？ 
[02:43.46]Why did you do it? 菲比，为什么？ 
[02:44.86]I didn't do it. It was Chandler. 不是我，是钱德 
[02:48.76]He's mad at you. 他…他在生你们的气 
[02:51.40]-What? Why? -Oh,please. I think you know why. -什么？ 为什么？ -拜托，你明知故问 
[02:55.94]I can't think of anything. 我想不起来 
[02:57.77]Come on. You're a paleontologist. Dig a little deeper. 罗斯，你是古生物学家 再往下挖 
[03:04.21]Is it because Joey and I didn't invite him to that Knicks game? 等等，是不是因为两个星期前 乔伊和我没找他去看球？ 
[03:08.92]Is that something he'd be mad at you for? 你觉得他会为这种事生气吗？ 
[03:12.72]-I guess it could. -Well,then I think that's it. 应该会 那就是罗 
[03:16.93]If he's angry, he shouldn't hide it. I wish he'd just tell me the truth. 他不该隐瞒他的情绪 他应该老实告诉我 
[03:21.60]You should run him under hot water and bang his head against the table. 那你应该捉他的头 去冲热水敲桌子 
[03:29.70]Honey,I made a reservation at China Garden. Is that okay? 我在“中国花园”订了位 可以吗？ 
[03:32.84]Yeah,that's great. 可以啊，很棒 
[03:34.41]But first,talk to me. Talk to me. Tell me about your day. 但你先跟我说说话 说说你今天好不好 
[03:39.25]It was fine. 蛮好的 
[03:42.35]Okay. 好吧 
[03:45.42]What are you thinking right now? 你在想什么？你现在在想什么 
[03:48.02]That you are looking really fine in that dress. 我在想你穿这件裙子很好看 
[03:52.33]Yeah, that's great, Paul. But, you know.... 太好了，但是… 
[03:55.93]I want to know what.. Wow, those are really great! 我想知道…哇，好结实 
[04:01.80]I just want to know... 我想知道... 
[04:03.44]what is behind this strong, silent exterior? 这坚强沉默的外表下 隐藏着什么 
[04:07.81]They say that still waters run deep, and I want to swim in yours. 俗语说静水深流 我想在你的心中畅游 
[04:14.88]Are you talking about having sex? 你在讲做爱的事吗？ 
[04:18.15]No, Paul. 不是 
[04:19.82]I don't know anything about you. Tell me about your childhood. 我一点也不了解你 例如你的童年，聊聊你的童年 
[04:24.79]Normal. 很普通 
[04:26.86]Then how about puberty? Come on! That's always a painful time. 好，那青春期呢？ 青春期总是很讨厌 
[04:31.07]Your friends have a slumber party and stick your hand in warm water... 朋友找你去过夜聊天 趁你睡着把你的手放进热水里  
[04:35.07]while you sleep, so you pee in your sleeping bag. 害你在睡袋里撒尿 
[04:40.14]No,that never happened to me. 我没碰过那种事 
[04:42.64]You're lucky you never met that bitch, Sharon Majeski. 那是你走运 没碰上那个贱人莎朗麦杰斯基 
[04:47.28]Anyway... 总之…  
[04:49.32]The rest of your life. Any regrets? 其他时期有什么悔恨吗？ 
[04:53.05]Nope. 没有 
[04:55.12]I'm not asking for a lot here. 保罗，我要求得不多 
[04:57.39]Just give me something. Anything. 你就讲一件事，什么事都好 
[05:01.53]-Okay. -Okay. 好吧 
[05:06.20]When I was 6 years old, I wanted a Big Wheel. 6岁那年 我想要一辆大脚踏车 
[05:10.44]And instead,my parents got me this little... 我父母却送我一个... 
[05:13.44]plastic chicken that you hop around on. 小鸡造型的跳跳乐 
[05:17.71]It was embarrassing. Kids made fun of me. 糗死了，小朋友都笑我 
[05:20.32]That was a tough year. 那一年蛮痛苦的 
[05:23.38]That's great! See? 太好了，你看吧  
[05:25.95]I already feel like I know you a little better. 我觉得我比较了解你了，谢谢 
[05:29.46]Okay,come on. Now we can go eat. Let's go! 好，我们去吃饭吧 
[05:35.00]It was horrible. 我好惨 
[05:39.37]They called me "Chicken Boy." 大家都叫我鸡弟弟 
[05:49.28]In fifth grade,I got in a fight. Well, not really. 五年级我跟别人打架 其实也不算打架 
[05:52.61]Richard Danville bit me. 理查达伦咬我的鼻子 
[05:54.58]I still have a little scar right here. You can see it. 我摔倒 这里留了一个小疤  
[05:58.39]Yeah,yeah. I see the scar. 有，我看见了 
[06:00.76]I think this is really great that, you know, you've shared your feelings. 保罗，你听我说 你这样分享你的心情真的很棒 
[06:05.99]It's really... It's beautiful. 真的很..好 
[06:08.06]But what do you say we go share some food? 那我们现在去吃饭吧 
[06:11.63]No,I couldn't eat now. 我现在吃不下 
[06:13.50]What are you talking about? You love their Kung Pao chicken! 你在说什么？ 你最爱吃宫保鸡丁了 
[06:18.91]Chicken? 鸡？ 
[06:23.68]-Chicken Boy! -I'm sorry. I didn't mean to do that. 鸡弟弟 天哪，对不起，我不是故意的 
[06:34.02]This is the nine millionth ring store, and I can't find the perfect ring. 一无所获 逛了几百家店 还是找不到完美的戒指 
[06:38.99]Ugly ring, ugly ring, ugly ring... 丑，丑，丑 
[06:45.27]It's a beautiful selection. 这些戒指真美 
[06:49.64]So maybe you don't get her a ring. Maybe you do something different. 不然你不要送戒指 送点不一样的 
[06:53.98]An engagement bracelet or an engagement tiara! 例如订婚手镯，或是订婚头饰 
[06:58.95]An engagement Revolutionary War musket! 订婚独立战争毛瑟枪 
[07:03.55]I'm so glad I picked you to help me with this. 真高兴我是选你来帮忙 
[07:06.92]Imagine getting down on one knee... 你能不能想像你单膝跪下 
[07:09.12]and handing her this gorgeous piece of weaponry? 把这件漂亮的火器交给她？ 
[07:13.53]I'll stick with the ring. 我还是送戒指好了 
[07:17.57]This one's nice. I like it. Sir? 这只好漂亮，我喜欢这只 
[07:19.93]Kind sir, can I see this one? 先生？大哥？我想看这枚戒指 
[07:23.30]This is why you brought me. I know how to haggle. 你找我来就是因为我会讲价 
[07:26.74]-Let me handle this from here. -Can I help you? 所以接下来交给我处理  有什么需要吗？ 
[07:30.34]-I would like to see that ring. -Or not. Whatever. 有，我想看那枚戒指 或是不看，随便 
[07:35.18]This ring is from the 1920s. 这是一只20年代的戒指  
[07:37.15]It's a one and a half carat diamond with sapphires. 1.5克拉，两侧镶有蓝宝石 
[07:40.69]Sir, could I ask you...? 先生，你能不能… 
[07:42.52]Could you hold out that ring and ask me to marry you? 拿着戒指向我求婚？ 
[07:48.56]-Okay. -Okay. 好 
[07:52.10]Will you marry me? 你愿意嫁给我吗？ 
[07:54.60]Oh, my God, that's it! That's the ring! 天哪，就是它了 
[07:58.47]-How much is it? -I will handle this. -多少钱？ -钱德，让我来 
[08:01.11]How much is it? 多少钱？ 
[08:03.48]$8600. 8千6 
[08:05.25]We will give you $10. 我们出10块钱 
[08:09.22]-Are you interested in this ring? -Yes. -你到底想不想买？ -想，想 
[08:11.69]But I can only pay $8000. 但我只能出8千 
[08:14.72]-Okay. I can let it go for 8. -We stand firm at $10. -好，8千可以 -我们坚持10块钱 
[08:19.06]-How would you like to pay? -Credit card. 您要怎么付帐？ --刷卡 
[08:21.60]Oh,no! I lent my credit card to Joey. 不对，我的卡在乔伊那边 
[08:24.40]I'll go get it. You guard the ring. 我回去拿，你守住戒指 
[08:26.77]-Why did you give your credit card to Joey? -To buy some Knicks tickets. -你为什么把你的卡给乔伊？ -他要买尼克队的球票 
[08:30.27]Then the jerk didn't even invite me to the game. But I'm over it. Whatever! 结果他居然没有找我一起去  不过我已经不在意了 
[08:37.35]Listen, I'm sorry about before. 刚才很抱歉 
[08:39.98]Do you have anything here for $10? 你们有10块钱的东西吗？ 
[08:42.58]Yes. I have these two rather beautiful... 有，我有两张崭新的... 
[08:45.89]five-dollar bills. 5元钞票 
[08:50.46]I'll give you $1 for them. 我出1块钱跟你买 
[08:55.30]Remember how Chandler and Phoebe blew us off yesterday? 昨天钱德和菲比 不是看到我们就跑？ 
[08:58.83]No. 有吗？ 
[09:01.30]-Remember,you were eating pizza? -Yeah. 你当时在吃披萨 喔对 
[09:06.11]Chandler's angry at us for not getting him a ticket to that Knicks game. 钱德显然是在气我们2星期前 没帮他买球票 
[09:11.61]We were supposed to just get him one? That guy's always mooching off of us. 我们为什么要帮他买票？ 那傢伙老是揩我们的油 就是啊 
[09:18.39]Anyway,I still think we should try to patch things up. 但我还是觉得应该设法和解 
[09:22.56]We could get tickets to another game and invite him. 我们可以找他去看另一场球赛 
[09:25.99]That's a great idea. And I still have his credit card. 好主意 而且他的卡还在我这里 
[09:30.50]Here you go. 帐单 
[09:31.77]Hey,hey. I got this one. Here you go. 我有卡，拿去吧 
[09:35.94]Sometimes I just don't get Chandler. 有时候我真搞不懂钱德 
[09:38.84]We do stuff all the time without you, and you don't get all upset. 我和他做很多事都没找你 你也不会生气 
[09:45.91]-All the time? -All the time. 很多事？ 可多了 
[09:50.22]I'm sorry,it was rejected. 抱歉，这张卡不能刷 
[09:52.19]That's impossible. Let me see that. 不可能，我看看 
[09:55.32]This one's mine. Here you go. 这张是我的，拿去吧 
[09:58.86]Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 我的天哪  我的天哪 
[10:02.33]-Still crying? -Like a little girl. 还在哭？ 跟小女生一样 
[10:07.13]I know,I know. This is all my fault. 我知道…都是我不好 
[10:09.94]I wanted him to open up. 是我要他敞开心胸的 
[10:11.94]I didn't know that I was gonna unleash... 但是我不知道我会放出一头... 
[10:14.74]this weepy,clingy, moist monster! 哭哭啼啼又黏人的怪物 
[10:19.35]I only know of two ways to shut a man up. One of them is sex. 有两个办法能让一个男人闭嘴 其中一个是性爱 
[10:24.25]-What's the other? -Don't know. Never had to use it. -另一个是什么？ -不知道，我只用过第一个 
[10:28.39]I'm just saying, if we're having sex, he's not talking. 我只是说做爱的时候 他就不能讲话 
[10:32.26]That's right. You're the talker. 没错，话多的是你 
[10:38.37]Anyway, great idea. 总之这个主意很棒 
[10:40.90]I gotta buy him some more tissues. 我要去商店 我答应去帮他买面纸 
[10:43.67]-We have some here. -No,you don't! -我们这里有… -你们没有 
[10:48.24]Okay. I'd also like to try on the tiara. 好，我还想试戴头饰 
[10:55.18]Oh,yeah. Okay. 太好了 
[10:59.19]What do you think? Too much? 怎么样？太花了？ 
[11:02.92]A tad. 有一点  
[11:05.93]Take the tiara back... 把头饰放回去 
[11:08.70]and let me hold the musket again. 毛瑟枪再给我一次 
[11:19.31]Something's missing. 少了点什么… 
[11:21.91]Let me see the ring that my friend picked out. 把我朋友挑的戒指拿给我 
[11:25.91]-Where's the 1920s princess-cut ring? -I just sold it to that gentleman. -那枚20年代的钻戒呢？ -刚刚卖给那位先生 
[11:30.92]Oh,my God! 完蛋了 
[11:32.82]Wait,no! 等等，别走 
[11:37.96]Let me out! Now! 放我出去，快点 
[11:53.64]Rachel? 瑞秋… 
[11:55.24]No. 不是 
[11:57.48]-How are you, Paul? -Okay. 保罗，你好吗？ 还好 
[12:05.12]Chandler... 钱德… 
[12:07.76]-did your dad ever hug you? -No. Did he hug you? -你爸抱过你吗？  -没有，他抱过你吗？ 
[12:12.99]No! No. 不是 
[12:14.86]It's just that my dad never did. 只不过我爸都没抱过我 
[12:19.87]I miss my dad. 我好想念我爸 
[12:21.30]You can see my dad in Vegas kissing other dads. 你可以去赌城 看我爸亲别人的爸爸 
[12:29.78]-Hey,Chandler? -Yeah? 钱德？ 怎样？ 
[12:32.18]Would you...? 你能不能… 
[12:38.85]Would you hug me? 你能不能抱我？ 
[12:41.82]-I'm a little busy here, Paul. -That's what my dad used to say. -我有点忙  -我爸也都这么说 
[12:46.63]Okay. A quick one. Come on, hug it out. 好啦，一下下，快点 
[12:51.60]There you go. 行了吧 
[12:54.14]Okay. 好了 
[12:56.14]-Five more seconds.. -Okay! -再5秒钟 -够了 
[13:00.01]-Joey! -What? Hey, what..? -乔伊  -什么？ 
[13:06.15]Hi. Paul,is it? 保罗是吧？ 
[13:09.35]-Do you have my credit card? -Yeah. It's in my... 我的信用卡在吗？ 在，在我的… 
[13:12.35]In my pocket. 我的口袋里 
[13:17.73]-My back pocket! -Thank God. -后面的口袋 -幸好 
[13:21.23]-I got tickets to the Knicks tonight. -I can't go. -我买了今天晚上尼克队的票 -我不能去  
[13:24.87]It'll be fun. 去啦，多好玩啊 
[13:26.23]Me, you, Ross and Paul, probably. 我，你，罗斯和… 保罗吗？ 
[13:32.34]Look, I don't have time for this, okay? I gotta go. 我没空好吗，我得走了 
[13:40.08]That was mean. 好恶劣喔 
[13:43.28]Yeah,I know. 就是啊 
[13:46.22]-Get in here. -Yeah. 过来吧 好 
[13:52.29]Chandler, I found the perfect ring. 钱德，我找到最完美的戒指了 
[13:54.90]I'm gonna go with the one I picked first. 真不错 但我还是买之前那款好了 
[13:57.93]Oh, wake up. The one you picked is gone. It's over! 天哪，钱德，那枚戒指不在了 
[14:02.44]What? 什么？ 
[14:04.00]Some guy bought it. I tried to stop him, but they put me in jail! 被一个人买走了，对不起 我想拦住他，却被关进监狱里 
[14:09.44]-They put you in jail? -The little jail between the doors! -被关进监狱里？ -门和门中间的小监狱 
[14:13.61]-I asked you to guard the ring! -I know. I'm sorry. -菲比，我要你守着那枚戒指 -我知道，对不起 
[14:17.12]But this ring is better. And Monica never saw the other ring. 但是这枚比较好 摩妮卡根本没看过另一枚 
[14:21.22]Yeah,but when he proposed to me with the ring, I got goosebumps. 但是他用那枚戒指向我求婚时 我起了鸡皮疙瘩 
[14:26.53]-Maybe it was the guy. -It was the ring! -也许是因为那个人 -是因为那枚戒指 
[14:31.77]-Was he excited about the tickets? -No! He blew us off! -他兴奋吗？ -不，他回绝了 
[14:36.04]-What? -I know. 什么？ 就是啊 
[14:38.34]I can't believe it. 真是太扯了 
[14:40.61]Can I tell you something? 告诉你 
[14:43.08]I'm a little mad at him now! 我现在有点气他 
[14:46.58]Can I tell you something? 告诉你 
[14:50.08]Me too! 我也是 
[14:53.95]He didn't want to talk to us about being angry. 他生气不告诉我们 
[14:57.09]Maybe we don't talk to him at all! 那我们也不要告诉他 
[15:02.40]-Freeze him out. -Right! -把他打入冷宫  -没错 
[15:04.06]-I like it. -We'll show him. -我喜欢 -给他好看 
[15:05.77]From now on,it's gonna be Joey and Ross, best friends. 以后就是乔伊与罗斯 最佳拍档 
[15:10.64]We'll be the new Joey and Chandler. 我们将是新的乔伊与钱德 
[15:15.68]What? 什么？  
[15:17.81]You think you and Chandler were closer than me and Chandler? 你觉得你和钱德比我和钱德更好？ 
[15:21.55]Hey, don't get angry. 别生气 
[15:23.75]We turn on each other, he wins. 我们一反目，他就赢了 
[15:32.49]Hi,I'm back. 我回来了 
[15:34.13]I've written down more to tell you! 我把我想说的话都写下来了 
[15:36.40]Oh,that's great. 真好 
[15:39.93]No,actually,that's... 真是太好了 
[15:42.80]That's great. That's really great. 真的好棒 
[15:45.61]You know,I gotta tell you, writing, all that writing, it gets me... 说真的，写东西会燃起… 
[15:50.24]It gets me kind of hot. 我的欲火 
[15:53.28]Wait, wait. Listen to this: 等等，你听喔 
[15:56.72]Know what I wanted to be at that age? 你知道我小时候想当什么？ 
[15:59.92]A lover? 情圣？ 
[16:01.76]-A surfer. -A surfer? -冲浪者 -是吗？ 
[16:04.16]-I wanted to be one with the waves.. -Hold on. -我想与海浪为伍  -等等，等一下 
[16:07.66]Let me just get a little more comfortable here. 让我把自己弄得舒服一点 
[16:12.30]Wait a second. 等一下 
[16:13.60]-This isn't too revealing,is it? -No. -这样会不会太露了？  -不会 
[16:17.47]Whatever happened to that little dude? 当年那个小傢伙呢？ 
[16:21.14]So full of dreams. 充满梦想… 
[16:25.41]I don't care about the little dude! 我不在乎那个小傢伙 
[16:29.55]I can't! I cannot listen to any more of this! 我听不下去了 
[16:32.79]The only one who'd listen is a mental health professional! 只有心理医师会想听这些话 
[16:36.42]That's only because they get $100 an hour! 那还是因为他们1小时赚1百 
[16:38.96]Do you know how much money I could have made listening to you? $2000! 你知道我听到现在可以赚多少  2千块！ 
[16:43.20]Know when I figured that out? While you were talking! 你知道我什么时候算出来的？ 在你碎碎念的时候 
[16:47.13]I can't believe you're trying to stifle me when 14 hours ago... 你居然想扼杀我的情绪 14个小时前... 
[16:51.51]we figured out that's what my mother was trying to do! 我们才发现那就是我妈的目的 
[16:56.38]I'm sorry. 对不起  
[16:58.08]I don't mean... I didn't mean to stifle you. 我不是想扼杀你的情绪 
[17:02.38]This is all just a little overwhelming. 我只是有点受不了 
[17:07.82]I'm so sorry. 瑞秋，对不起 
[17:10.62]I didn't mean to overwhelm you. 我不是故意的  
[17:12.59]It's just that when those gates open... 只不过情绪一发泄 
[17:16.30]it's hard to close them. 就会…不可收拾 
[17:22.24]But they are closed now. Believe me. 不过现在没事了，真的 
[17:24.81]I'm so glad. I'm so glad you shared. 我很高兴你跟我分享你的心情 
[17:29.01]And I'm glad that you're done. 也很高兴你分享完了 
[17:34.15]So what do you say we.... 那我们要不要… 
[17:38.65]I'd like that. 我求之不得 
[17:51.70]That was so good! 真是…太棒了 
[18:04.55]Oh,oh. 
[18:09.22]I can't believe you talked me into this gumball-machine-looking ring. 我居然听你的话 买下这枚造型廉价的戒指 
[18:13.92]It's not a gumball-machine-looking ring. It's a beautiful ring! 它才没有造型廉价，它很漂亮 
[18:17.72]No, it's not. 它才不漂亮 
[18:19.46]When I looked at the other ring, I could see Monica's face... 另一枚戒指 会让我看到摩妮卡的表情 
[18:23.26]and I could see her saying yes. Looking at this,I only see a ring. 我会看到她点头答应 这枚戒指只让我看到一枚戒指 
[18:27.30]Unless I look at it really closely, and then I can see my own eye. 只有近看才会看到我自己的眼睛 
[18:36.48]This is the most important thing I'll ever do. I want to make it perfect. 这是我这辈子最重要的一件事 我想做到最完美 
[18:42.55]Maybe we could get the other ring back. 我们或许能把那枚戒指要回来 
[18:45.49]I heard where the guy was gonna propose. 我偷听到那个人准备求婚的地方 
[18:48.46]-Maybe we could get him to trade rings. -I can't do that. -或许我们可以说服他交换  -我不能这么做 
[18:52.43]You certainly can't give her that stupid gumball ring. 你总不能给她那枚廉价的戒指 
[18:56.13]-All right. Where was he going? -Yeah,it's a restaurant... -好吧，他要去哪里？ -一家餐厅… 
[19:00.50]-The Rainbow something. -Rainbow Room? -No. -彩虹什么的  -彩虹餐厅？ -不是 
[19:03.17]-Rainbow Grill? -No. -彩虹烧烤？ -不是 
[19:04.34]Somewhere Over the...? 彩虹的彼端？（电影“绿野仙踪”主题曲） 
[19:07.77]-L'Espace. -Rainbow L'Espace! -空间  -彩虹空间？  
[19:09.61]No,just L'Espace. 不是，只有空间 
[19:13.25]I'd love to know how you got from rainbow to L'Espace. 你是怎么从彩虹跳到空间的 
[19:16.72]No, you wouldn't. 你不会想知道的 
[19:19.29]You don't wanna get in here. 我的思路很复杂 
[19:29.80]There he is. 就是他 
[19:31.37]He hasn't proposed yet. She has no ring on. 好，他还没求婚 因为她没有戴戒指 
[19:34.43]Wow, you're good! After this, we should solve crimes. 你真行，我们应该去当侦探  
[19:38.67]Okay. Go get him. 没错 去请他过来  
[19:40.47]Oh,okay. 好 
[19:44.34]Excuse me. Could you come with me? You have a phone call. 抱歉，请您来一下 有您的电话 
[19:48.95]-Who is it? -It's your office. 是谁？ 是你的公司打来的 
[19:51.25]-Do you know who at my office? -John. -你知道是谁吗？ -约翰？  
[19:53.72]Oh,John! Great! 约翰啊，太好了 
[19:58.56]-There he is. -Hi. Okay. -他来了 -你好 
[20:00.69]There was a mix-up at the store. 珠宝店搞错了 
[20:02.90]The ring you have was supposed to be held for me. 他们把为我保留的戒指卖给你 
[20:06.43]I'm gonna need to have that back. 所以我得跟你要回来 
[20:10.60]In exchange, I'm willing to trade you this beautiful, more expensive ring. 不过我愿意拿这枚美丽的 更昂贵的戒指和你交换 
[20:17.61]Wow, I would trade. 要是我就换 
[20:20.95]It is beautiful, but I'm gonna use this one. Excuse me. 的确很美，但是我要用这一枚 失陪了 
[20:24.65]This is my fiancee, and her heart was set on that ring. 不，这位是我的未婚妻 她就是要这枚戒指 
[20:28.26]Do you want to break her heart? 你不会想伤她的心吧？ 
[20:30.46]Yeah. Do you want to break a dying woman's heart? 对啊 你想伤一位垂死女人的心吗？ 
[20:34.60]You're dying? 你要死了？ 
[20:39.57]Yeah,she's dying... 她快死于… 
[20:41.40]of a cough,apparently. 咳嗽了 
[20:45.44]It's my dying wish to have that ring. If I'm not buried with it... 对，我临死前想拥有那枚戒指 要是不能戴着它入土  
[20:49.81]my spirit will wander the netherworld.. 我会变成孤魂野鬼在阴间… 
[20:53.11]That's enough! 够了，亲爱的 
[20:55.95]Oh,I don't know. 我不晓得 
[20:59.69]-Let me see it. -Great. Okay, here. -再让我看一次  -当然，请看 
[21:04.93]-All right,I'll do it. -Thank you. -好吧  -谢谢，谢谢，谢谢 
[21:07.79]And you are about to marry a wonderful man. 你即将嫁给一个大好人 
[21:17.00]Hey, I'm marrying a dead woman! 我要娶一个死人 
[21:25.98]Guys? 兄弟们？ 
[21:30.58]I've got something important to tell you. 我有大事要宣布 
[21:34.19]Guys? 兄弟们？ 
[21:36.99]Guys? 兄弟们？ 
[21:38.39]Guys? 兄弟们？ 
[21:41.66]I'm gonna ask Monica to marry me. 我要跟摩妮卡求婚了 
[21:46.33]I think we gotta end the freeze-out. 我们应该让他从冷宫出来 
[21:51.14]Wait. Is this for real? 等等，你是来真的？ 
[21:53.21]Yeah. Check out the ring. 对，戒指在这里 
[21:55.84]Oh,my God! 天哪 
[21:58.75]So you two are really serious? 你们真的是认真的？ 
[22:03.22]Yeah, pretty much. 差不多 
[22:05.75]You're gonna get married? 你们要结婚了？ 
[22:09.42]We're gonna be brothers-in-law! Come here! 我们要成为连襟了，过来 
[22:13.43]And we're gonna be friends again. 我们又可以当朋友了 
[22:18.40]What? 什么？ 
[22:19.87]-Water under the bridge! Forget it! -Okay. -过去的事就别提了 -好吧 
[22:23.64]I was gonna wait till it was official, but I had to tell you guys. 我本来想等搞定再说 但我还是忍不住要告诉你们 
[22:27.41]You're my best friends. 因为你们是我的死党 
[22:29.34]-I can't believe this. -Me too. -我真不敢相信  -我也是  
[22:31.01]I was planning on having a conversation with you about your intentions. 我本来还想问你有什么打算 
[22:36.58]I think I'm gonna cry. 我要哭了 
[22:38.69]Oh! No more crying! 别再哭了，拜托 
[22:41.15]I just dumped one crybaby. I'll dump you too. 我刚甩掉一个爱哭宝宝 小心我也甩了你 
[22:46.16]I'm gonna ask Monica to marry me. 我要跟摩妮卡求婚 
[22:49.03]Oh,my God! 我的天哪 
[22:50.96]Oh,my God! 我的天哪 
[22:52.83]Oh,Chandler! You guys are gonna be so happy! 钱德，你们会好幸福 
[22:56.30]-I know. -Where's all the tissues?! -我知道  -面纸都死哪去了？ 
[23:02.41]-Check out the ring. -Oh, nice. One and a half carat, easy. -这是戒指  -真好，至少有1.5克拉 
[23:08.68]-Hey. -Hey,Phoebe. 菲比 
[23:10.08]-He's gonna ask Monica to marry him. -Oh, I know. I helped pick out the ring. -钱德要跟摩妮卡求婚了 -我知道，是我陪他去挑戒指的 
[23:17.26]You told her before you told us? 你先告诉她？ 
[23:20.99]She walked in while I was looking at brochures. You can understand that. 我在看戒指型录时被她撞见 你们能谅解吧？ 
[23:27.40]Guys? 兄弟们？ 
[23:31.61]Guys? 兄弟们？ 
[23:36.01]Guys? 兄弟们？ 
[23:39.98]God, that ring Chandler picked out was so beautiful. 天哪，钱德选的戒指好美 
[23:43.85]You should know. You've bought like a billion of them. 你当然识货，你买过一大堆 
[23:49.32]Humor based on my pain. 拿我的痛处开玩笑 
[23:54.19]You know what's funny? 有趣的是 
[23:55.90]Of all of your wives, I'm the only one who never got a ring. 你的老婆里只有我没拿到戒指 
[23:59.37]This a big issue for you? 你很在意吗？ 
[24:02.60]No, but it would have been nice to have a little memento... 不是，只不过如果能有纪念品  
[24:05.97]of our married time together. 总是蛮好的 
[24:08.81]Something other than the divorce papers and the hangover. 而不要只有离婚证书和宿醉 
[24:14.08]Ross is obviously not gonna get you a ring. 罗斯显然不会送你戒指 
[24:16.32]But ask for a musket. Ask for a musket! 不过跟他要毛瑟枪 
[24:20.62]When we were married, do you know what I never got? 你知道我们结婚时 少做了什么事？ 
[24:23.92]Sex. 上床 
[24:26.29]Well,yeah. No ring,no sex. Big surprise. 没戒指当然没得做，你还敢提 
[24:31.40]Get me a musket and we'll talk. 送我毛瑟枪，一切好谈 
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