[00:03.26]Hi,you guys. 我来了 
[00:04.70]What's the matter? 怎么了？ 
[00:06.40]Well,it's just.. It's one of these situations that I just hate. 又是那种很讨厌的状况 
[00:09.60]A massage client gave me three tickets... 有一个客人给我三张票  
[00:12.27]to the Helmut Peltz Exhibit at the Morgan Chase Museum. 去摩根却斯博物馆看展览 
[00:15.24]Now you're thinking you gotta sleep with him. 你觉得你得跟他上床 
[00:18.51]No. No. It's just that he gave me three tickets and there are six of us. 不是，他给我三张票 但是我们有六个人 
[00:22.82]-I'll give up my ticket. -Me too. 我弃权 我也是 
[00:25.95]Okay. That's so generous. 你们真大方  
[00:27.52]And I think Ross is generous too. 罗斯应该也很大方 
[00:30.96]Great! Then it's just us girls. 太好了，那我们女生自己去  
[00:33.13]-Great. -Yeah. 太好了 
[00:35.80]So what is the exhibit? 是什么展览？ 
[00:37.57]It's mostly just photographs... 主要是... 
[00:40.37]of lesbian love scenes interspersed with video games and free sandwiches. 女同志性爱摄影展 还可以打电动，吃免费三明治 
[00:49.04]Oh,man! 讨厌啦 
[00:54.48]-Hi. -Hi. 
[00:56.45]Hey,Ross,listen. 罗斯 
[00:57.75]Chandler got you out of going to the lesbian sandwich museum this weekend. 钱德说你周末 不想去女同志三明治博物馆 
[01:03.39]Thanks,but I have plans. Elizabeth and I are going out of town. 谢谢，我有节目了 伊丽莎白和我要出城去 
[01:08.66]-That's great! -Yeah. 太好了 
[01:10.17]Think about all the money that you're gonna make. 你可以大赚一笔 
[01:12.63]Why? What? 什么意思？ 
[01:13.84]Well,her father pays you for babysitting,right? 是她爸找你去当保姆对吧？ 
[01:18.24]That's funny. But maybe it's time to move on. 真好笑，但你们也该有所长进  
[01:21.28]You know,let it go. Stop it! 别再闹了 
[01:23.81]Besides,Rachel's going out with Elizabeth's father... 况且瑞秋在和她爸交往  
[01:26.58]so he's much older than she is. 而他比她大多了 
[01:29.88]Looks like I'm not the only one interested in fossils. 看来不只是我对化石有兴趣 
[01:35.56]All that does is remind us that you're interested in fossils. 这种话只会提醒我们 你对化石有兴趣 
[01:41.13]Okay,okay. 好吧 
[01:42.56]Rachel's gonna need to yell sweet nothings in his ear. 瑞秋想和他甜言蜜语 可得用吼的 
[01:51.84]-Ross? -Come on! That's funny. 罗斯 拜托，这句很好笑啊 
[01:54.48]Because he's gonna.. He's got,like,a hearing aid. 因为他戴助听器，因为… 
[01:58.75]Because he's all old. 因为他很老 
[02:08.32]One second. 失陪一下 
[02:11.23]Okay,look,Ross. 听着，罗斯 
[02:14.16]Just so you know, since Lizzie likes you so much... 因为丽莎很喜欢你  
[02:16.83]I've accepted the fact that you're dating her. 我决定接受你们交往的事 
[02:19.43]Really? That's great. 真的？太好了 是啊 
[02:21.50]Yeah,but then I changed my mind. 但后来我又反悔了  
[02:24.07]I'm funny like that. 我就是这么善变 
[02:27.08]So I told Lizzie,now I'm telling you. 我已经告诉她，现在我告诉你  
[02:29.14]I don't want you seeing my daughter anymore. 我不希望你再和我女儿见面 
[02:31.81]Look,I realize it upsets you. 好，我知道你很不高兴  
[02:34.32]Yes,it does. 没错 
[02:37.62]But Elizabeth and I are both adults... 但伊丽莎白和我都是成年人 
[02:40.89]so I don't think there's anything you can do about it. 所以你也莫可奈何 
[02:44.89]I'll tell the university about your relationship and have you fired. 我会告诉学校你们在交往 让你被开除 
[02:48.00]Oh,a man with a plan! 有备而来喔 
[02:53.20]The One Where Paul's The Man 本集播出：“大逆转” 
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[03:30.87]This is so exciting. You can get your picture back up on the wall of fame. 好兴奋喔 你的照片又要重回名人墙了 
[03:34.98]He's got all the big actors. 就是啊，这里什么大明星都有 
[03:36.98]It was so cool when I was up there. 之前在墙上时好快乐 
[03:39.48]Me and Jim Belushi would just be cracking up about something. 我经常和吉姆贝路西说笑 
[03:43.32]I get fired off Days of Our Lives and he takes me down. 后来我被“我们的岁月”开除 照片被拿下来 
[03:46.82]Now he's just laughing at me. 现在他都嘲笑我 
[03:49.49]Look at him. That smug Belushi bastard! 你看那个自鸣得意的混蛋 
[03:54.83]Okay. Maybe when they put your picture back up... 也许你可以挂在... 
[03:58.03]they could put you by Matt Lauer. 麦特劳尔旁边 
[04:00.10]Look at him just smiling at me. 你看他在对我微笑 
[04:04.57]Yeah,I know. We'd be great together. 我知道，我们会很速配 
[04:11.25]-So I'm back. -Who are you? 我回来了 你是谁？ 
[04:16.22]Joey Tribbiani. 乔伊崔比亚尼 
[04:18.09]From the wall? 我之前上过墙 
[04:20.09]Okay, maybe this will jog your memory. 也许这样你会想起来 
[04:27.13]Okay,anyway. 总之 
[04:28.33]I'm ready to go back up on the wall. I'm the star of a new TV show. 我可以回墙上了 我主演了一出新戏 
[04:33.30]-Show me in the TV book. -It's not on TV yet. 哪一出？指给我看  还没上档  
[04:36.74]Well,then it's not on the wall yet. 那你就还不能上墙 
[04:40.51]Okay,fine. I will bring you a tape. 好吧，我拿录影带给你看 
[04:45.21]So,now,do you have any of Matt Lauer's clothes? 你手边有麦特劳尔的衣服吗？  
[04:48.35]Maybe? Just ones that haven't been cleaned yet? 还没洗过的？ 
[04:53.39]God. 
[04:58.96]I love museums. 我好喜欢来博物馆  
[05:00.46]-Soaking up all the culture. -Yeah. 接受文化熏陶 
[05:02.96]-Where do you want to start? -The gift shop! 要先去哪里？ 礼品贩卖部  
[05:06.67]-And then lunch. -Yes,but I can't eat too much. 然后去吃饭  好，但我不能吃太多  
[05:09.94]Paul's taking me out to dinner tonight. He said he has a big surprise planned. 保罗今晚要带我去吃饭 他说会有个大惊喜 
[05:14.54]Do you think maybe he's gonna tell you he's gay? 他会不会要说他是同性恋？ 
[05:18.98]What? No,why? 什么？为什么？ 
[05:20.52]No reason. That would just be a really big surprise,right? 不为什么，那样真的会很惊喜 
[05:25.05]You could put the aisle over here and have the wedding ceremony over here. 红毯可以铺在这边 然后在这边证婚 
[05:28.66]I didn't know you could get married here. 原来这里可以结婚  
[05:30.83]This would be a beautiful place to get married. 这里当礼堂的确很美 
[05:33.29]But I wouldn't put the aisle there. And I would never have the ceremony there. 但我不会把红毯铺在那边 更不会在那边证婚 
[05:37.07]You'd have the ceremony under a beautiful arch. 应该在这个漂亮的拱门下证婚 
[05:39.67]May I help you? 有什么事吗？ 
[05:41.74]Sorry. Didn't mean to interrupt. It's just such a beautiful space. 抱歉打断你 这里很美 
[05:44.94]-Do you do a lot of weddings? -Yes,we're popular. 经常举办婚礼吗？ 是的，这里很受欢迎  
[05:47.61]There's a two-year waiting list. Sorry. 预约已经排到2年后，抱歉 
[05:51.28]Monica,you should put your name down for this place. 摩妮卡，你也应该去预约 
[05:54.05]What? Are you crazy? 什么？你疯了吗？  
[05:56.15]I'm not getting married. I'm not even engaged. 我又不结婚，我甚至还没订婚 
[05:59.29]But there's a two-year wait. What if you get engaged in two years? 但反正要等2年 要是你2年后订了婚 
[06:02.89]Then you've got to wait another two years? 还得再等2年 
[06:05.09]That's four years. Chandler's not gonna wait that long. 那就4年了 钱德才不会等那么久  
[06:08.06]He's gonna find somebody else. 他会去找别人 
[06:10.23]Someone who did put their name on the list. 某个有预约的人 
[06:13.80]It can't hurt to put your name down. 先预约又不会怎样 
[06:16.24]If,in two years, you're not engaged, you just don't use it. 要是2年后没订婚就放弃不用 
[06:20.14]I guess there is no harm in putting my name down. 先预约的确不会怎样 
[06:23.41]I'm gonna do it too. 我也要预约  
[06:25.01]Me too! 我也要 
[06:26.65]-Really? Who would you marry? -I don't have anyone right now. 真的？你要嫁给谁？ 我不知道， 我现在还没有对象 
[06:30.75]Oh,Phoebe. 菲比 
[06:32.45]Don't feel too sorry for me. At least my boyfriend isn't gay. 别为我难过 至少我的男朋友不是同性恋 
[06:37.79]Phoebe,that's not.. 菲比，你根本…  
[06:39.36]Don't even get me started on yours. 别逼我批评你家那个 
[06:44.67]-Did you watch the tape of my show? -I did. 你看过录影带了吗？ 看过了 
[06:47.80]-Let's get me back up there. -You don't go up on the wall. 好，让我回墙上吧  不行，你不能上墙 
[06:52.81]-What? But you saw the show. -lt was very offensive to my people. 什么？ 但你看过我的戏了  对，它冒犯了我的同胞 
[06:59.35]Dry cleaners? 干洗店老板吗？ 
[07:03.18]Russians. It showed them as terrorists and villains. 俄国人 它把他们演成恐怖分子和坏蛋 
[07:06.75]Okay,okay. Look,you got Harrison Ford up there! 好，你看，你有哈里逊福特 
[07:10.36]That's right. Mr. Ford is a very good customer. 没错，福特先生是个好顾客  
[07:12.86]He brings us a lot of clothes. You bring nothing! 他带很多衣服来，你两手空空 
[07:15.53]Okay,that may be true. 或许吧 
[07:17.10]But in Air Force One,okay, the Russians were terrorists and evil! 但在“空军一号”里 俄国人是恐怖分子，很邪恶 
[07:21.50]And plus,he kills a bunch of them. That's offensive to Russians. 他还杀了一堆俄国人 那样很冒犯你们 
[07:25.14]-I've never seen it. -You should. It's great! 我没看过 你应该要看，很赞 
[07:33.98]This place is really beautiful. 这里真的好漂亮 
[07:36.75]I've been coming here since I was a kid. This used to be my grandma's. 对啊，我从小就常来 这里以前是我奶奶家 
[07:40.86]The only thing I got from my grandmother was her eyes. 我只遗传了我奶奶的眼睛 
[07:44.56]I mean,not her actual eyeballs. 我不是说她的眼珠子 
[07:47.40]But people say that my eyes look... 大家都说我的眼睛… 
[07:50.53]Do you wanna make out? 要不要亲热？  
[07:52.27]Sure. 好啊 
[07:57.74]Are you okay? 你还好吗？ 
[07:59.51]What's wrong? 怎么了？ 
[08:00.88]Yeah. I was just thinking about your father. 我只是想到你爸爸 
[08:04.41]Well,whatever works for you. 只要你能兴奋就好 
[08:06.25]No. 不是 
[08:10.75]He just really freaked me out before. 他有点把我吓到了 
[08:14.69]So we have to hide our relationship from one more person. 我们得再多瞒着一个人  
[08:18.19]Big deal. 那又怎样 
[08:19.46]Besides,we've had fun hiding it. 况且我们一直很乐在其中 
[08:22.06]Yeah. 也对 
[08:27.27]-Yeah? -You brought protection,right? 你有准备防护措施吗？ 
[08:30.00]Why,are there,like,bears or something? 怎么了？这里有熊吗？ 
[08:37.51]Protection. Yeah. No,yeah. That.. That I forgot. 你是说那个，没有，我忘了 
[08:42.88]I can't believe I brought two cans of bug spray and forgot that. 我居然带了两瓶防蚊液 却忘了带套子 
[08:48.29]-I'll run to the store and get some. -I'm the guy. I'll get it. 那我去买 不，我是男人，我去买 
[08:52.26]-Do you know where the store is? -No. 你知道商店在哪里吗？ 不知道 
[08:55.06]Do you wanna ride around town on my little pink bicycle? 你想骑粉红脚踏车逛大街吗？ 
[08:59.07]A little bit. 有点想 
[09:01.94]I'll be back in 10 minutes. Get in the hot tub and I'll meet you there. 我10分钟后回来 你先进浴缸里等我 
[09:07.21]Okay. 好 
[09:22.49]Oh,my God! What a great surprise! This is such a beautiful house! 天哪，好棒的惊喜 这栋房子好漂亮 
[09:26.73]Thank you. It used to be my mother's. This is the kitchen. 谢谢，这是我妈的房子 这里是厨房 
[09:34.60]-Hey,Chandler. -Hey,Joe. 钱德 乔伊 
[09:42.78]Everybody's gotta be doing something. 人总得找事情做 
[09:49.12]You've reached Monica and Chandler's. 这里是摩妮卡和钱德的家 
[09:51.02]If you're listening to this message, we're probably screening. 如果你听到这则留言 我们可能在筛选电话 
[09:54.06]Yeah,we are. 就是 
[09:56.86]Hi,this is Hildy from the Morgan Chase Museum. 我是摩根却斯博物馆的海蒂  
[09:59.59]I'm calling for Monica Geller. I wanted to let her know that there was a cancellation. 我要找摩妮卡盖勒 有人取消预约 
[10:03.76]If she's still interested in having the Bing-Geller wedding in our facility... 如果她还想在我们这里办婚礼 
[10:08.04]...it is available.. 现在有空了 
[10:10.00]This is Chandler Bing! This is Chandler Bing! 我是钱德宾，我是钱德宾 
[10:13.34]Yes,the groom. 是的，我是新郞 
[10:14.74]No,not the groom! 不，我不是 
[10:20.55]It's so secluded up here. 这里好幽静 
[10:23.05]I know. That's why I like it here. 我知道，所以我喜欢这里 
[10:26.79]I feel like we're the only two people in the world. 全世界好像只剩我们两个人 
[10:31.73]Sorry. 抱歉 
[10:38.13]What's the matter,honey? 怎么了？ 
[10:40.37]-Did you see a little mouse? -No! Big bear! Big bear outside! 你看到老鼠了吗？ 不是，大熊，外面有大熊  
[10:43.64]I think I.. 
[10:44.84]-Actually,would you go check on that? -We don't have any bears here. 你要不要…要不要去看一下？ 亲爱的，这里没有熊 
[10:49.68]Well,okay. 好吧 
[10:51.15]Would you get me a Diet Coke? 帮我倒杯健怡可乐好吗 
[10:54.32]-Okay. Be right back. -Okay. 好，我马上回来 好 
[11:01.82]-What are you doing here? -What are you doing here? 你在这里干嘛？ 你又在这里干嘛？ 
[11:04.56]-I came with Paul! -Yeah. I recognized the ankles. 我是跟保罗来的 我认出他的脚踝了 
[11:09.03]-Where is Elizabeth? -She's at the store. 伊丽莎白呢？ 她去买东西 
[11:12.17]-You make the girl go to the store? -Do I know where the store is? 你让女生去买东西？ 我知道商店在哪里吗？ 
[11:16.07]Hurry up. Get out. 快出来 
[11:18.64]Here you go,honey. 拿去吧 
[11:21.98]-Thank you! -Diet Coke. 谢谢你 健怡可乐 
[11:25.11]Ice. 冰块 
[11:26.75]I need ice. 我要冰块 
[11:30.25]Okay. 好 
[11:31.79]-Thank you. -Be right back. 谢谢你 我马上回来 
[11:33.39]Okay. 
[11:35.79]You and your ice. 又是冰块这一招 
[11:38.93]Get out! Get out! Go! Come on! 出来，快点 
[11:44.57]No,not in there! Not in there! He's in there! 不行，他在那里面 
[11:47.94]-Did you really hear a bear? -Go! 你真的听到熊叫了吗？ 进去啦 
[11:53.64]Here you go,honey. 来了 
[11:56.74]One Diet Coke with ice. 一杯加冰的健怡可乐 
[12:00.35]Thank you. 谢谢 
[12:01.92]I am so happy that you're here. 真高兴有你在 
[12:06.52]-Here I am! -Elizabeth! 我回来了 伊丽莎白 
[12:08.69]Look! Elizabeth's here! 看，伊丽莎白来了 
[12:13.09]Who were you talking to? 你在跟谁说话？  
[12:15.36]You guys? 你们啊 
[12:18.63]How did you know we were here? 你怎么知道我们在这里？ 
[12:20.94]She obviously saw the tire tracks leading up to the closed garage. 她一定是看到往车库的方向 有轮胎痕 
[12:27.48]Obviously. 是啊 
[12:32.01]What are you doing here? 你来这里干什么？ 
[12:40.19]Did you come up here to work on that term paper or something? 你是来这里赶报告的吗？ 
[12:44.02]Yeah. 没错 
[12:45.56]Well,why don't you go in that room and do your homework? 那你去那个房间写吧 
[12:48.96]I wouldn't do it in there. That's my dad's bedroom. 我不会去那个房间写 那是我爸的卧房 
[12:54.54]That's your dad's bedroom. 那是你爸的卧房 
[12:58.77]That's your dad's bedroom! 那是你爸的卧房 
[13:03.74]Why are you yelling? 你干嘛这么大声？ 
[13:05.38]That Diet Coke,I think, just straight to my head! 这杯健怡可乐让我好high 
[13:13.69]Hi,honey. 亲爱的 
[13:15.49]See you later. 待会儿见 
[13:17.86]Wait. I bought groceries. I was gonna make you dinner. 我买了东西要帮你煮晚餐 
[13:20.80]Well,next time,ask! 下次先问我 
[13:25.53]Or at least wait for me to ask! 或等我先开口 
[13:38.15]Hi,this is Hildy from the Morgan Chase Museum. 我是摩根却斯博物馆的海蒂 
[13:41.28]-I'm calling for Monica Geller. -Oh,no. 我要找摩妮卡盖勒 完了 
[13:44.45]I wanted to let her know that there was a cancellation. 有人取消预约  
[13:47.32]If she's still interested in having the Bing-Geller wedding in our facility... 如果她还想在我们这里办婚礼 
[13:51.13]it is available.... 现在有空了  
[13:52.53]Please. He didn't hear it! 拜托，他没听到，他没听到 
[13:54.43]This is Chandler Bing! This is Chandler Bing! 我是钱德宾，我是钱德宾 
[13:58.80]No! 不！ 
[14:03.50]Can I help you? 有什么事吗？ 
[14:05.41]Yeah,where's the guy who decides whose pictures go up on the wall? 决定谁能上墙的那个人呢？ 
[14:09.01]-He's not here right now. -You're kidding me! 他现在不在 不会吧 
[14:12.21]Make sure you tell him that Joey Tribbiani stopped by to drop off all these clothes. 记得告诉他 乔伊崔比亚尼带了一堆衣服来 
[14:16.62]I'm an actor. I'm trying to get my picture on the wall. 我是个演员 我想让我的照片上墙 
[14:19.89]You know,there are two people who could get your picture up there. 其实有两个人能决定这件事 
[14:24.33]Oh,really? 是吗？ 
[14:26.83]Well,maybe you and I go out for drinks. 也许我们应该去喝一杯 
[14:31.00]You're the other one,right? 你是另外一个人吧？ 
[14:36.27]So,Lizzie, are you planning on staying the night? 丽莎，你今晚要留下来吗？ 
[14:38.91]No,no. Believe me, I'm leaving as soon as possible. 不，我要尽快离开 
[14:43.28]Good. Not that we don't want you to stay. Obviously,you're welcome. 那好…不是我们不要你留下来 
[14:47.62]How much more homework do you have? 你还有多少功课？ 
[14:50.92]I just have one problem left that I do not know how to solve. 只剩一个问题不知道怎么解决 
[14:54.76]Rachel, maybe you wanna come upstairs and help me figure it out? 瑞秋，也许你可以上楼来帮我 
[14:58.59]Really? 是吗？ 
[15:00.36]Okay. 
[15:02.03]Okay,I'll go upstairs... 好，我上楼  
[15:04.47]if you get me something from the car. 你去车上帮我拿东西 
[15:07.97]What do you need from the car? 你要拿什么东西？ 
[15:10.20]Surprise me. 给我惊喜啊 
[15:14.17]Okay. 好 
[15:16.14]So you're gonna be in the car! I will be upstairs! 你要去车上，我要去楼上  
[15:19.58]That's where everybody's gonna be! 这就是目前的状况 
[15:45.67]Just relax. Relax,Paul. You're doing great. 放轻松，放轻松 你表现得很好 
[15:48.98]She likes you. 她喜欢你 
[15:51.25]I think she likes you. She likes you. 她…她喜欢你 
[15:53.98]You know why? Because you're a neat guy. 为什么？因为你粉赞 
[16:00.09]You are the man. 你是男子汉 
[16:02.42]You are the man! 你是男子汉 
[16:08.83]Still got it. 还是很有料 
[16:11.17]Still sexy. 很性感 
[16:14.00]You're just a love machine. 你是个爱情机器 
[16:17.37]我是个爱情机器 我只为你服务，宝贝 
[16:33.12]Showtime. 上场了 
[16:35.92]我是个爱情机器，宝贝 
[16:42.03]-Phoebe? -Yeah? 菲比 
[16:43.23]-Have you seen Chandler? -No,why? 你有见到钱德吗？ 没有，怎么了？ 
[16:45.17]The museum called and said that there was a cancellation... 博物馆那个女人打来说 有人取消预约 
[16:48.17]and that we could move up our wedding. And Chandler heard. 我们可以提前举行婚礼 结果钱德听见了 
[16:51.54]I know. How bad is this? 就是啊，你觉得有多严重？ 
[16:53.74]Well,with a regular guy, it's bad. With Chandler, oh, dear God! 对一般男人来说很严重 但是对钱德…我的天哪 
[16:59.28]I know! And he totally freaked out. I can't find him anywhere! 我知道，他被吓到了 我到处都找不到他 
[17:02.72]-What are you gonna do? -I'm never going to listen to you again. 你要怎么办？ 反正我再也不听你的话了 
[17:06.09]"What harm can it do if you put your name down?" “先预约又不会怎样” 
[17:10.22]-Rachel said that. -Well,Rachel's not here! 那是瑞秋说的 瑞秋不在这里 
[17:19.33]You really think she put your picture up already? 她真的已经把你挂上去了？ 
[17:21.80]Did she put my picture up? 这是什么话？ 
[17:23.84]You kidding, after the date we had? 那次约会之后  
[17:25.64]I wouldn't be surprised if she put 10 of my pictures up there. 她就算挂十张我都不会惊讶 
[17:28.71]Except for the fact that I only gave her one. I don't know where she'd get the other nine. 只不过我只给了她一张 不知道她要去哪里再弄九张 
[17:36.12]Here it is! 在这里 
[17:38.39]Joey,why did you sign it "son of a bitch"? 乔伊，你为什么要签“混蛋” 
[17:43.92]-I didn't do that. Who would do that? -Son of a bitch! 我没有啊，这是谁干的？ 
[17:47.80]Okay. Maybe ask this guy. 混蛋 问他好了 
[17:50.33]-You! Get out of my shop! -What did he do? 你，滚出我的店 他做了什么？  
[17:53.67]-He went out with my wife! -Joey! 他跟我老婆约会  乔伊 
[17:57.77]I did not go out with your wife! Okay? 我没有跟你老婆约会，好吗？  
[18:00.71]I went out with her. 我是跟她约会 
[18:02.41]That's my wife! 她就是我老婆 
[18:05.15]I'm not pointing at her,no. I'm pointing at her. 我指的不是她，我指的是她 
[18:09.08]"Zelda McMurray." 赛妲麦默瑞 
[18:11.95]Who the hell..? How did she get up there?! 谁啊？她凭什么上墙？ 
[18:14.15]Get out! 
[18:18.39]-Well,we should go. -Yeah. 我们还是走好了 
[18:22.66]Ross? 罗斯？罗斯？ 
[18:27.94]Elizabeth! 伊丽莎白 
[18:33.24]Okay. I'm gonna go out this window. 好，我从窗户爬出去 
[18:37.04]I'll meet you at the front door. Tell them you're going home. 我们前门见，你就说你要回家  
[18:40.71]-Okay. -Wait! No,don't go in there! 好  等等，别进去 
[18:43.58]Don't go in there! I need another soda! 别进去！ 我还要喝汽水 
[18:47.35]Ross! 罗斯 
[18:50.39]Oh,my God,Ross! What in heaven's name are you doing here? 天哪，罗斯，你在这里干什么 
[18:56.76]And that is why we cannot see each other anymore. 所以我们不能再见面了 
[19:03.27]Ross, you and I are gonna have to have a little talk. 罗斯，我们得好好谈一谈 
[19:07.11]-Daddy, I..  -You're next! 爸 接着就是你 
[19:08.51]Okay. I didn't know he was here. 好，我不知道他有来 
[19:13.81]Let me just see if I got this straight. 让我把话问清楚 
[19:15.85]I tell you to stay away from my daughter or I'll have you fired. 我叫你离我女儿远一点 否则就让你被开除 
[19:19.35]What you heard was: "Take my daughter... 结果你听到的是 
[19:21.89]come up to my country house and ruin my weekend with Rachel." “带我女儿到我乡下的别墅” “破坏我和瑞秋的周末” 
[19:25.19]-Please,Paul. Just let me explain. -No! Let me explain! Fired! -拜托，你听我说  -不，你听我说：开除 
[19:31.30]Okay,fine. Fine. Have me fired. 好，开除就开除 
[19:35.94]But I want you to know... 我只想你知道  
[19:38.74]that you and I are not all that different. I mean... 我们也没那么不同 
[19:43.54]I,too,am a "neat guy." 我也粉赞 
[19:55.86]What? 什么？ 
[19:59.16]And I,too... 我也是... 
[20:01.26]am "just a love machine." 爱情机器 
[20:27.29]-Let me show you the guest room. -Okay. 我带你去客房 
[20:41.20]I'm so sorry. Please stop freaking out. 对不起，你别再害怕了 
[20:45.14]I'm not freaking out. 我没有害怕啊 
[20:49.04]Why would I? A woman named Hildy called and said we were getting married. 我干嘛害怕？ 有个叫海蒂的说我们要结婚了 
[20:52.91]But that happens every day. 但这是常有的事 
[20:58.35]Honey,we were at this beautiful place... 亲爱的，那个地方很漂亮 
[21:01.15]and I just put our names down for fun. 我只是预约好玩的 
[21:03.49]-I mean,what's the harm in that? -Right here. -会怎样吗  -会这样 
[21:08.83]Please don't think I was trying to pressure you. 钱德，你千万别以为我想逼婚 
[21:11.67]-Phoebe and Rachel thought.. -Phoebe and Rachel? 菲比和瑞秋觉得… 菲比和瑞秋 
[21:14.17]So the people that knew about our wedding before me were you... 所以比我早知道我们要结婚的 有你... 
[21:17.74]Phoebe and Rachel, Hildy, and some band called the Starlight Magic Seven... 菲比和瑞秋 海蒂 和一个叫星光魔力的乐团 
[21:22.54]who are available, by the way. 对了，他们也有空 
[21:26.75]It was a mistake. 我错了 
[21:28.45]Please don't take this to mean anything, because it doesn't. 我完全没有那个意思 
[21:34.79]Okay. 好吧 
[21:36.79]Really? 真的？ 
[21:38.93]Yes. If it really doesn't mean anything, because you know I'm not ready. 如果你真的没有那个意思 你知道我还没准备好 
[21:42.73]I know. 我知道 
[21:44.20]I know. 我知道  
[21:46.13]Okay. 好 
[21:48.10]All right. 
[21:49.40]I'm gonna go tell Joey that you're back. 我去告诉乔伊你回来了  
[21:52.57]We were really worried about you. 我们刚才好担心 
[21:55.24]And that guy that never delivered his burrito? 不是有个人叫了卷饼没送来？  
[21:57.61]He thought there was some sort of connection. 他以为跟那件事有关 
[22:05.22]Did she buy it? 她相信了吗？  
[22:07.42]Totally. 相信了 
[22:08.66]-So did Hildy show you the place? -Yeah. It's beautiful. 海蒂有带你参观吗？ 有，那里好漂亮 
[22:13.49]I can't believe you're gonna ask Monica to marry you. 你居然要跟摩妮卡求婚了  
[22:16.33]I know. 就是啊 
[22:30.61]-Hey,Gunther. -Take these cappuccinos to table 11. 阿甘 把这些卡布奇诺端到11桌 
[22:33.35]And that guy wants some biscotti. 那个男的要意大利脆棒 
[22:36.45]I just actually came in for a cup of coffee. 我只是要外带一杯咖啡 
[22:41.25]Do you still work here? 你还在这里打工吗？ 
[22:44.29]No. I quit a long time ago. 没有，我早就不做了 
[22:47.73]Did I forget to tell you that? I'm sorry. 我没有告诉你吗？抱歉 
[22:50.80]-Cool. I was gonna fire you anyway. -Great! 反正我也打算开除你 太好了 
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