[00:03.37]-Morning. -Hi. -早安 -嗨 
[00:05.67]How was your date? 约会还顺利吗？ 
[00:07.74]-Pretty good. -Oh, good. -很不错 -太好了 
[00:12.11]My God. Sorry about that. 天啊，我真的很抱歉 
[00:15.78]Okay, really good. 这真的是太棒了 
[00:17.98]I gotta go. I'm late. 我得走了，我要迟到了 
[00:19.75]You're going to leave her with me? 你要把她丢给我？ 
[00:22.05]Don't worry, she's a terrific girl. 别担心，她真的很棒 
[00:24.32]Can you do me a favor? 你能帮我一个忙吗？ 
[00:25.92]Could you mention I'm not looking for a relationship? That'd be great. 你能跟她说我不想定下来吗？ 谢谢你帮我这个大忙 
[00:30.59]What, are you kidding? 什么？你在开玩笑吗？ 
[00:32.63]Just casually slip it in, you know. Lay the groundwork. 不经意跟她提起这件事 装做轻描淡写的样子 
[00:36.26]Tell her I'm a loner. No, an outlaw. 告诉她我是个独行侠 不，我是爱的逃犯 
[00:39.77]She doesn't want to get mixed up with the likes of me. 她不会想跟我这种人混在一起 
[00:43.07]That's a lot to remember. 那太复杂了 
[00:44.71]Can't I tell her that you're a pig? 我不能直接告诉她你是猪吗？ 
[00:47.54]I'm gonna call her later myself. 我会找时间亲自打电话给她 
[00:50.05]Honest. 我保证 
[00:51.51]Chandler used to do it. He'd make her pancakes. 钱德以前常这么做 他还会做煎饼给她吃 
[00:54.78]He'd make extras and leave them for me. 他会多做几块留给我吃 
[00:57.95]I'm not telling her anything. It's not my responsibility. 我什么都不会告诉她 这不是我的责任 
[01:01.46]Fine. 好吧 
[01:03.99]Now,where did we land on those pancakes? 那些煎饼应该怎么办？ 
[01:10.30]-Hi. -Hi. -嗨 -嗨 
[01:11.70]Sorry, but I couldn't get that lock to work. 抱歉，我没办法把门锁上 
[01:15.10]Yeah, Joey kind of disabled it when I moved in. 没关系，我搬进来时 乔伊就把它弄坏了 
[01:18.84]-You must be Rachel. I'm Erin. -Hi. -你一定是瑞秋，我是艾玲 -嗨 
[01:22.28]I don't mean this to sound like high school, but did he talk about me? 我不想跟高中女生一样无聊 但他有跟你谈到我吗？ 
[01:29.58]Would you like some pancakes? 你要吃煎饼吗？ 
[01:32.82]The One With Ross's Library Book 本集播出：罗斯的博士论文 
[00:00.00]
[02:10.53]（大学图书馆） 
[02:14.30]-Come on. Why are we here? -Okay, okay, take a guess. -快说吧，我们为什么要来这里？ -好吧，猜一下 
[02:19.67]The hot chicks? 这里有辣妹？ 
[02:21.80]Okay, okay, I was typing names into the library computer earlier... 好吧，之前我将一些名字 输入图书馆的电脑里… 
[02:26.07]you know, for fun. 你知道的，那只是为了好玩 
[02:27.94]And I typed mine in, and guess what came up? 我输入我的名字，你猜我发现了什么 
[02:30.95]My doctoral dissertation. 我的博士论文 
[02:33.01]It's right down here in the biggest library in the university. 它就放在大学中最大的图书馆里 
[02:37.32]Wow, that's actually pretty cool. 哇，那真的很酷 
[02:40.52]There's also a book here by a woman named Wendy Bagina. 这里还收藏了一本书 作者是叫做温蒂巴琴娜的女人 
[02:47.90]What is that? 那是怎么一回事？ 
[02:50.20]Sounds like two people are really enjoying the Dewey decimal system. 看起来这两个家伙 真的很喜欢杜威十进分类法 
[02:58.74]We're so sorry. 我们真的很抱歉 
[03:04.48]You didn't bring me here to do that, did you? 你该不会是带我 来这里做那档子事吧？ 
[03:13.76]She sent the chicken back again? 她又把鸡肉退了回来？ 
[03:15.79]She said it's too dry and wants to explain to you how she wants it. 她说鸡肉太干，想亲自跟你解释 她要什么样的鸡肉 
[03:20.16]I'd like to meet this chicken expert. 我倒想会会这个鸡肉专家 
[03:22.70]Send the colonel in. 叫她进来吧 
[03:29.07]Oh, my God! 我的天啊！ 
[03:35.21]Lucky bastard. 幸运的混蛋 
[03:38.48]-Janice. -How are you... -珍妮丝 -你好吗... 
[03:40.58]Ms. Hotshot-Chef-at-the-Big-Fancy- Restaurant-With-the-Best-Chicken-Ever? 高级大餐厅里 处理上等鸡肉的辣妹大厨师 
[03:48.56]I'm fine. 我很好 
[03:50.36]Oh, what is that on your finger? I'm blind. 你手上戴了什么？我看不见了 
[03:56.50]So who's the lucky guy? 谁是那个幸运的男人？ 
[04:01.87]Oh, my God. 我的天啊 
[04:05.64]I am so sorry, sweetie. 我真的很抱歉，甜心 
[04:08.21]Are you okay? 你没事吧？ 
[04:11.25]You didn't tell her we're engaged? 你没有告诉她我们将会结婚吧？ 
[04:13.31]-She saw the ring. -Did she freak out? -她看到戒指了 -她被吓到了吗？ 
[04:16.02]She was shocked, but then again,so were most people. 她的确吓了一大跳 但很多人都吓了一大跳 
[04:21.22]She actually has a boyfriend herself. 事实上她也交了男朋友 
[04:24.26]Name's Clark. 他叫做克拉克 
[04:26.03]She also invited herself to our wedding. 她还邀请自己来参加我们的婚礼 
[04:29.00]Clark too. 还有克拉克 
[04:32.53]You said no, right? 你拒绝了她吧？ 
[04:37.91]You said no, right? 你拒绝了她吧？ 
[04:40.21]She cornered me. She asked me if the wedding was in town. 她逼得我头晕，还质问我 婚礼是不是在城里举行 
[04:43.58]-What was I supposed to do? -Lie. -我该怎么办？ -说谎骗她 
[04:46.91]How hard is that? "Your check's in the mail." 那会有多难呢？ “你的支票寄出去了” 
[04:49.52]"Oh, your baby's so cute." “你的宝宝好可爱” 
[04:52.72]"I can't wait to read your book, Ross." “我等不及要看你的书，罗斯” 
[04:58.13]So she comes to the wedding. Maybe it won't be so bad. 她会来参加婚礼 或许那不会是件坏事 
[05:01.20]Think she'll sit quietly? Think she'll want to make a toast? 你以为她会安静地坐着？ 你以为她会跟我们举杯致意？ 
[05:05.27]You don't think she'll want to sing "Part-Time Lover"? 你该不会以为她想唱《兼职情人》吧？ 
[05:09.77]Oh, my God. She's not gonna like the chicken either, is she? 我的天啊，她不会喜欢鸡肉，对吧？ 
[05:16.71]You know what? It'll be okay. 你知道吗？一定会没事的 
[05:18.81]She's probably not gonna even want to come. 或许她根本不想来 
[05:21.62]-Really? -No, that was a lie. -真的吗？ -不，那是个谎言 
[05:25.52]See how easy that was? 你知道说谎有多容易了吧？ 
[05:28.42]So you would have just lied? 你会骗她吗？ 
[05:31.56]Yes. 我会 
[05:33.23]-It would have really been that easy? -Yes. -它真的那么简单？ -对 
[05:37.30]Do it Saturday. We're having dinner with her and Clark. 星期六表演给我看 我们要跟她及克拉克共进晚餐 
[05:47.78]Hey, what's up? 你们还好吗？ 
[05:51.08]Hey, who's your friend? 你们的朋友是谁啊？ 
[05:55.75]-Hey, Joey. -Erin. -嗨，乔伊 -艾玲 
[05:58.65]You're still here. 你还在这里 
[06:01.56]We ended up spending the day together and had such a great time. 我们整天泡在一起，玩得很开心 
[06:05.79]Why wouldn't you? Erin is great. 有何不可呢？艾玲真的很棒 
[06:08.83]And then there's you guys. 你们也是 
[06:11.37]Well, listen, I better get going. 听着，我得走了 
[06:14.94]Today was great. Thanks. 今天真的很愉快，谢谢 
[06:17.81]And Joey, last night was fun. 乔伊，昨晚真的很棒 
[06:20.48]Yeah. I'll call you. 是啊，我再打电话给你 
[06:23.08]-I'll call you too. -Or I'll call you. -我也会打电话给你 -我会打电话给你 
[06:25.21]-And call me. -Okay. -打电话给我 -好的 
[06:27.65]Good to see you again. 很高兴能再见到你 
[06:29.32]-Bye-bye. -Bye. -再见 -再见 
[06:32.85]The system kind of broke down,huh? 那套系统已经崩溃了？ 
[06:36.82]Joey, I'm sorry. I just couldn't tell her all those things. 乔伊，对不起，我没办法 告诉她那些话 
[06:40.63]And we got to talking, and I.. 我们开始聊起天来，我… 
[06:42.66]We want you to marry her. 我们要你娶她 
[06:45.60]What? 什么？ 
[06:46.83]She is so amazing. You have no idea. 她真的很棒，你根本不了解她 
[06:49.54]Who do you think brought her here? 你觉得是谁把她带回这里的？ 
[06:51.67]Cupid. 丘比特 
[06:55.21]She's so cool. She speaks four languages. 她真的好酷，还会说四种语言 
[06:57.88]Man, do you know what guys want. 天啊，你们真的知道男人要什么 
[07:04.02]Come on, she's so perfect for you. She's sweet. 别这样，她跟你是天生一对 她真的很漂亮 
[07:07.66]She likes baseball. She had two beers at lunch. 她喜欢棒球，午餐时喝了两瓶啤酒 
[07:11.16]My beers?! 我的啤酒？ 
[07:14.33]Look, she's a very nice girl. 听着，她真的是个好女孩 
[07:16.36]We had a very good time, but I don't see it going anywhere. 我们相处甚欢 但我不觉得我们会有结局 
[07:19.63]You always say that. 你总是那么说 
[07:21.24]Maybe if you gave her a chance, it would go somewhere. 或许只要你给她一次机会 事情会变得不一样 
[07:24.34]I'm sorry,you guys. I just don't think so. 对不起，我真的不那么认为 
[07:27.78]-Whatever. -Fine. -随便你 -好吧 
[07:29.78]Hey, don't start judging me. 嘿，别开始批评我 
[07:32.91]You're in love with your assistant. 你爱上了你的助理 
[07:35.42]You're sleeping with the guy who keeps pigeons on the roof. 你跟在屋顶上养鸽子的男人有一腿 
[07:39.75]Phoebe! 菲比！ 
[07:41.26]Secret affair. 那是秘密 
[07:53.10]People are doing it in front of my book. 大家在我的书面前做那档子事 
[07:57.31]I'm sorry? 你说什么？ 
[07:58.77]My doctoral dissertation is in the library at school. I went to see it. 学校图书馆收藏了 我的博士论文，我跑去看它 
[08:03.54]And there were students making babies right in the paleontology section. 发现学生们在古生物学区做人 
[08:09.55]Oh, my God. Did you get to see anything good? 我的天啊，你有看到精彩好戏吗？ 
[08:13.92]At your school... 你们念书的时候… 
[08:15.39]was there a place on campus where students went to fool around? 校园里有没有什么地方 是学生会跑去鬼混的？ 
[08:20.83]Yeah, there was. 没错，真的有 
[08:22.23]In the corner of the library where all the books were that nobody ever read. 图书馆的角落里 有些书根本不会有人去借 
[08:26.93]Yes, there was. 没错 
[08:29.40]Great, because people kept showing up. I think it's like a thing. 太棒了，因为大家都会跑到那里去 我还以为它很受欢迎 
[08:33.77]Hold on a second. 等一下 
[08:35.58]Fifth floor, against that back wall? 你是指五楼后区的墙边吗？ 
[08:40.72]Oh, for crying out loud! 我的老天爷啊！ 
[08:45.82]-So we should go catch our movie. -What's the rush? -我们该去看电影了 -干嘛这么急？ 
[08:48.59]I'd like to see the previews. 我想看预告片 
[08:52.16]The candy. 我要吃糖果 
[08:55.10]-Oh, hey. -Well, look who's here. -嘿 -看看是谁来了 
[08:58.73]-Hey, Joey. -Hey, Erin. -嗨，乔伊 -嗨，艾玲 
[09:00.43]-Hey, Rachel. -Hi. -嗨，瑞秋 -嗨 
[09:01.87]We were about to take off and see a movie. 我们正要去看电影 
[09:05.11]-Oh, no! -What's wrong? -喔，不！ -怎么了？ 
[09:08.51]Phoebe, we forgot that party we have to go to. 菲比，我们忘了我们得去参加派对 
[09:12.95]Oh, no. 喔，不 
[09:15.82]What party? 什么派对？ 
[09:17.15]A birthday party. 生日派对 
[09:20.12]Whose birthday party? 谁的生日派对？ 
[09:21.76]Alison's birthday party. 爱莉森的生日派对 
[09:26.49]And how old is Alison? 爱莉森几岁了？ 
[09:28.03]Thirty-two. 三十二岁 
[09:32.30]Wait a minute. Why don't you guys do something? 等一下，你们为什么 不一起出去玩呢？ 
[09:36.47]Look how that worked out. 那一招真的有用 
[09:44.38]Excuse me. Hi, I'm a professor here. 对不起，我是学校里的教授 
[09:47.55]Do you know the paleontology section, fifth floor, stack 437? 你知道五楼437号书架的 古生物学区吗？ 
[09:52.55]Well, yes. Just give me five minutes. 我知道，等我五分钟 
[09:55.66]I just have to find someone to cover my shift. 我得找人来帮我代班 
[10:01.23]No, no, no. 不… 
[10:04.43]Can I speak to someone in charge? 我能跟负责人谈一谈吗？ 
[10:10.24]How can I help? 有什么事吗？ 
[10:11.44]Hi, I was wondering,is it possible to increase security... 你好，我想问馆方能不能增加人手… 
[10:15.14]in the paleontology section? 巡逻古生物学区？ 
[10:17.28]I wrote a book that's up there. 我写的书放在那里 
[10:19.25]And instead of reading it, people are... 但大家去那里不是看书，而是… 
[10:21.82]Well, they're rolling around in front of it. 喔，他们在我的书面前打滚 
[10:26.05]We are aware of the problem you're referring to. 我们知道你提及的问题 
[10:34.13]As far as increasing security, I'm afraid the library's understaffed. 但增加巡逻这件事 恐怕馆方的人力不足 
[10:38.10]I can't help you. 我帮不上你的忙 
[10:41.00]Well, fine. 喔，好吧 
[10:42.60]If I'm the only person with any appreciation... 如果我是唯一愿意欣赏… 
[10:45.64]of the sanctity of the written word, then I'll go defend it myself. 书写文字之美的人 我会亲自去捍卫它 
[10:50.11]Don't you follow me. 别跟着我 
[10:56.95]-How did it go with Erin? -Unbelievable. -你跟艾玲玩得还开心吗？ -真是不可思议 
[11:00.19]We had the best time. 我们玩得非常开心 
[11:03.29]-So you're not mad anymore? -No, no. You guys were totally right. -你不再生我们的气了？ -不，你们是对的 
[11:07.13]This was much better than the first date. 这次比我们第一次约会棒得多 
[11:09.60]It was awkward. We were both nervous. 那真的很尴尬，我们都很紧张 
[11:12.37]-Didn't you sleep together? -Yeah, that calms me down. -你们不是上过床了？ -对，那让我冷静下来 
[11:17.57]And we have so much in common. 我们有很多共通点 
[11:19.67]She loves sandwiches, sports. Although she is a Met fan. 她喜欢三明治，运动 虽然她是大都会队的球迷 
[11:25.28]Not an issue now, but if we had kids... 现在那不是问题 但如果我们有了孩子… 
[11:28.22]Oh, my God! Listen to you talking about having kids. 我的天啊！你竟然会提到生孩子的事 
[11:32.89]Oh, my Joey. 喔，我的乔伊 
[11:35.89]Please don't get married before I do. 求求你别比我先结婚 
[11:44.47]I just cannot believe that Clark stood me up. 我不敢相信克拉克会放我鸽子 
[11:48.60]He may still show up. 他应该会来 
[11:50.04]What are you, stupid? 你是笨蛋吗？ 
[11:52.64]-It's been three hours. -Is that all? -我们已经等了三小时 -只有三小时吗？ 
[11:57.04]Let's go on to happier things. 谈一些比较快乐的事 
[12:00.88]Why don't you tell me about your lovely wedding. 你为什么不告诉我你们的婚礼呢？ 
[12:03.65]There was something that we wanted to tell you about the wedding. 关于我们的婚礼 有件事我们想告诉你 
[12:08.69]It's going to be a small ceremony. 婚礼的规模很小 
[12:12.19]Tiny. 小到不行 
[12:14.90]We're not even sure why we're having it. 我们甚至不知道为什么要举行婚礼 
[12:18.50]It's actually going to be just family. 事实上我们只会邀请家人来参加 
[12:22.87]Oh, wait. 喔，等一下 
[12:27.64]You two think of me as family? 你们把我当家人看待？ 
[12:33.91]I have to ask you something now, and be honest. 我得问你们一件事，请老实地回答我 
[12:37.38]Do you want me to sing "Careless Whisper" or "Lady in Red"? 你们要我唱《无心呢喃》 或《红衣女郎》？ 
[12:45.39]How can you say that? The Mets have no closer. 你怎么能那么说？ 大都会队也好不到哪里去 
[12:47.90]-What about Benitez? -What about game one of the series? -班尼提兹呢？ -第一场比赛呢？ 
[12:51.40]-What about shut up? -You shut up. -你为什么不闭嘴？ -你才要闭嘴 
[12:54.70]I love arguing with her. 我喜欢跟她吵架 
[12:57.07]-Be right back. -Okay. -我马上回来 -好的 
[13:00.61]How's it going with Joey? 你跟乔伊进行得如何？ 
[13:02.11]Oh,okay. 还好 
[13:04.31]Okay? 还好？ 
[13:05.91]Tell me that you like him, please. I mean, tell me that you like him. 请告诉我你喜欢他 告诉我你真的喜欢他 
[13:10.32]He's a really great guy,and I know you really want this to work out... 他真的很棒，我知道 你们希望我们能成功… 
[13:14.72]but I just don't see this having a future. 但我不觉得我们会有未来 
[13:20.23]But you said that you liked him. What happened? 但你说过你喜欢他，发生了什么事？ 
[13:23.33]Did you just change your mind? 你改变了心意吗？ 
[13:26.60]-Kind of. -Then change it back! -可以那么说 -那么快改回来 
[13:30.44]I'm sorry. It's just, there's no real spark. 对不起，我们之间真的没有火花 
[13:34.34]Didn't you sleep together? 你们不是上过床了吗？ 
[13:36.61]Yeah. 对 
[13:38.08]Tramp. 荡妇 
[13:41.58]Does Joey have any idea? 乔伊知道吗？ 
[13:43.35]I don't think he does. You know what? 我想他不知道，你知道吗？ 
[13:45.95]Maybe you could tell him I'm not interested... 或许你可以告诉他我不想… 
[13:48.96]in a serious relationship. 认真地跟别人交往 
[13:52.23]You mean, like, that you're kind of a loner? 你是说你是个独行侠？ 
[13:54.76]Yeah, that'd be great. 对，那个说法不错 
[13:56.50]And maybe that you're a real stronzo. 或许你真的是个淫娃  
[13:59.30]I'm sorry. 你说什么？ 
[14:00.47]I guess Italian isn't one of the four languages you speak. 我猜你会说的四种语言 不包括意大利文 
[14:06.51]-Hey. Want to go? -Yeah, let's go. -嘿，要走了吗？ -我们走吧 
[14:09.38]-Okay. See you guys later. -Bye,guys. -待会见 -再见 
[14:13.35]Hey, thank you so much. 谢谢你们 
[14:19.15]Wow. 哇 
[14:20.52]I guess it wasn't cupid that brought her here. 我猜不是丘比特把她带来这里的 
[14:23.56]No, just a regular old flying dwarf. 不，只是一个会飞的老矮人 
[14:34.03]Yes, yes. How can I help you? 怎么了？需要我帮忙吗？ 
[14:36.97]We were just looking around. 我们只是四处看看 
[14:38.97]Oh, you're fellow scholars. 原来你们是爱念书的学生 
[14:41.51]What exactly were you looking for? 你们到底在找什么？ 
[14:45.18]Perhaps Dr. Chester Stock's musings... 或许你们想看查斯特史塔克博士… 
[14:48.55]on the Smilodon californicus? 对剑齿虎的研究？ 
[14:54.05]Get out of here! 快滚！ 
[15:04.87]Meeting someone? 你来找人吗？ 
[15:06.60]Or are you just here to brush up... 还是你想来看看… 
[15:09.57]on Merriam's views on evolution? 犸莉安对进化论的看法？ 
[15:12.81]Actually,I find Merriam's views far too progressionist. 事实上，我觉得犸莉安 的观点太先进了 
[15:22.02]I find Merriam's views far too progressionist. 我也觉得犸莉安的观点太先进了 
[15:25.55]I'm sorry. Who are you? 对不起，你是谁？ 
[15:28.92]I'm a professor here. Ross Geller. 我是本校的教授罗斯盖勒 
[15:31.39]Ross Geller? Why do I know that name? It's a... 罗斯盖勒？这个名字好熟 它是… 
[15:35.43]Wait. 等一下 
[15:40.47]Did you write this? 这本书是你写的吗？ 
[15:42.64]Yes. 对 
[15:47.34]You're the person who checked out my book? 你就是借走我的书的人？ 
[15:52.38]You know,you look nothing like I would have thought. 你跟我想像中完全不一样 
[15:57.58]You're so young. 你好年轻 
[16:00.25]Well, I skipped fourth grade. 我跳了四级 
[16:11.93]I am very,very sorry. 我真的很抱歉 
[16:24.95]-So how was your date? -Great. We walked around the Village. -你们的约会还顺利吗？ -太棒了，我们在格林威治村散步 
[16:29.15]We went to this ice cream place. Split a milk shake. 还去了冰淇淋店，一起喝一杯奶昔 
[16:32.02]Seventy-thirty, but still. 我喝的比较多，但那还是很棒 
[16:34.79]I'm thinking of taking her upstate to one of those bed and breakfasts. 我想带她到北区旅馆去过一夜 
[16:38.76]Really? She said she wants to go? 真的吗？她答应了吗？ 
[16:41.30]No, it's a surprise. It's gonna be tricky, because she's busy at work. 不，那是个惊喜，但那有点难 因为她的工作很忙 
[16:47.94]Joey, look,honey, we need to talk,okay? 好吧，甜心，乔伊 我们得谈一谈，好吗？ 
[16:53.67]I got the feeling from her... 她让我觉得… 
[16:55.94]that she's not looking for a serious relationship. 她不想认真地跟别人交往 
[17:01.48]-Where are you getting this? -She told me. -你怎么会那么想？ -是她告诉我的 
[17:06.02]She said she's kind of a loner. 她说她是个独行侠 
[17:16.83]-Joey.. -Hey, Rach, it's cool, you know. -乔伊… -嘿，瑞秋，没关系的 
[17:19.33]I'm a loner too, right? 我也是个独行侠，对吧？ 
[17:23.17]Hey, Joey. You know what? You are way too good for her. 乔伊，你知道吗？她配不上你 
[17:26.71]I promise, next time I will tell them you're not looking for a relationship. 我发誓下次我会告诉她们 你不想定下来 
[17:34.31]No, don't do that. Just... 不，别那么做，只要… 
[17:39.35]-Next time, make sure she likes me. -Well, that too. -下次确定她喜欢我 -对，你说的没错 
[17:47.66]Joey? 乔伊？ 
[17:52.27]-Do you want some pancakes? -Finally. -你要吃煎饼吗？ -终于 
[17:58.37]What are we gonna do? 我们该怎么办？ 
[18:00.47]I say we go with "Careless Whisper." 我们该选《无心呢喃》 
[18:06.25]Chandler? 钱德？ 
[18:07.75]Did she see us yet? Did she see us? 她看到我们了吗？ 
[18:15.09]Janice, what are you doing here? 珍妮丝，你来这里做什么？ 
[18:17.36]I thought I was gonna go back to my apartment... 我想回我公寓去… 
[18:20.39]but I just felt like I really couldn't be alone tonight. 但我觉得今晚我不想独处 
[18:31.11]I was just wondering if I could maybe stay here with you. 我在想或许我可以待在你们家 
[18:35.11]Just,I really feel like I need to be with family. 我真的觉得我该跟家人在一起 
[18:40.45]Our kids are gonna call her Aunt Janice, aren't they? 我们的孩子会叫她 珍妮丝阿姨，对吧？ 
[18:44.15]Please. Because otherwise, I really don't know what I might do. 拜托，因为我真的不知道 我会做出什么事来 
[18:49.62]Aren't you just a teensy bit curious? 你不会有点好奇吗？ 
[18:54.39]-You have any tissues? -Yeah, in the bathroom. -你有面纸吗？ -有，在浴室里 
[19:00.97]We'll just let her stay. 我们得收留她 
[19:02.94]No. If we let her stay, she will stay forever. 不，如果我们收留她 她会永远住在这里 
[19:08.34]-Kind of like your Barcalounger. -Is that what you're thinking about? -就像你的巴卡兰吉 -你真的那么想？ 
[19:11.81]I never stop thinking about it. 我一直都是那么想 
[19:15.48]Hey, you guys? 你们还好吗？ 
[19:17.05]Do either one of you want to get in there before I take my bath? 你们想上洗手间吗？因为我要洗澡了 
[19:22.46]Janice, I'm sorry... 珍妮丝，对不起… 
[19:24.56]but you can't stay here tonight. 但今晚你不能留下来 
[19:28.50]Why not? 为什么？ 
[19:29.76]Honestly? 实情吗？ 
[19:31.60]Our apartment is a hotbed... 我们家因为电磁辐射的关系… 
[19:35.07]for electromagnetic activity. 遭到了污染 
[19:39.44]Monica and I have been immunized, but sadly... 摩妮卡跟我已经免疫了，但不幸地… 
[19:42.68]you have not. 你没有免疫力 
[19:51.99]I'm gonna need a comforter. 我需要一条棉被 
[19:53.79]Do you have a hypoallergenic one? Because otherwise I get very nasal. 你有抗过敏的棉被吗？ 不然的话我的鼻子会过敏 
[20:00.83]Do you have a cat? Because it's already happening. 你们养了猫吗？ 因为我已经开始过敏了 
[20:04.80]Do you hear that? Listen. 你们听到了吗？你们听 
[20:10.64]Oh, my God! Oh, my God! You have to go. 我的天啊！你非离开不可 
[20:13.21]Why? 为什么？ 
[20:16.98]Because Chandler still has feelings for you. 因为钱德对你还有感觉 
[20:23.15]He does? 真的吗？ 
[20:24.72]Say again? 你说什么？ 
[20:27.12]That's right. That's right. 没错 
[20:29.66]And that is why you can't stay here tonight. 所以今晚你不能留下来 
[20:32.99]And probably why you shouldn't come to the wedding. 或许你不该来参加婚礼 
[20:37.00]Feelings. Such strong feelings. 感觉，很强烈的感觉 
[20:41.57]I mean,I realize that his feelings may never completely go away... 我是说我知道他对你的感觉 永远都不会完全消失… 
[20:46.64]but you can. 但你可以消失 
[20:49.78]Oh, my God. 我的天啊 
[20:52.85]I understand. I am so sorry. 我了解，我真的很抱歉 
[20:56.68]I'll go. 我会离开的 
[21:03.42]Goodbye, Monica. 再见，摩妮卡 
[21:05.23]I wish you a lifetime of happiness with him. 我祝你跟他永远幸福快乐 
[21:09.46]Chandler. 钱德 
[21:12.53]You call me when this goes in the pooper. 如果你们处得不好 你可以打电话给我 
[21:27.85]I've got this section covered. 这区由我负责 
[21:30.02]Yeah,in fact,I've got this baby to shine in people's eyes. 事实上我会拿着手电筒 照别人的眼睛… 
[21:33.22]Okay, see you later. 好吧，待会见 
[21:45.20]I just wanted to show Monica your book. 我只是带摩妮卡来看你的书 
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