[00:04.63]-Hi! -Hey! -嗨 -嘿 
[00:06.20]So, what's the final head count on my baby shower? 有多少人会来参加 宝宝的欢迎会？ 
[00:09.80]About twenty. Couple people from work had something else to do. 大约有20个人 有些同事有事没办法来 
[00:12.87]Your sisters called and can't make it. 你的妹妹们打电话来说她们没办法来 
[00:15.04]What? You mean they're not coming to a social event.. 什么？ 你说她们不来参加… 
[00:17.88]where there's no men and no booze? That's shocking. 没有男人跟酒的社交聚会？ 那真的是太稀奇了 
[00:22.38]I don't care, as long as my mom's here. 我不在乎，只要我妈能来就行了 
[00:24.72]-Oh, my God. Your mother. -What? My mom's not gonna be here? -天啊，你妈 -什么？我妈不会来吗？ 
[00:28.66]Well, given that we forgot to invite her, it would be a big coincidence if she was. 说不定我们忘了邀请她 反而能让她松口气 
[00:33.73]My God! 我的天啊 
[00:35.93]Phoebe was in charge of the invitations. 不是我的错 菲比负责发请帖的 
[00:38.87]I don't have a mother. So often I forget.. 我没有妈妈 所以我常忘了… 
[00:41.80]Oh, give it a rest. 得了吧 
[00:44.44]So my mother is not coming to my baby shower? 我妈妈不来参加 宝宝的欢迎会？ 
[00:47.74]No. 对 
[00:49.58]Neither is mine. 我妈也不会来 
[00:52.61]We'll take care of it. We'll call her. You go home and get ready. 我们会处理的，我们会打电话给她 你先回家做准备 
[00:57.25]Make sure she comes. It's important. It's my mom. 确定她一定会来 这很重要，她是我妈 
[01:00.99]-I know. What's her number? -I don't know. -我知道，她电话号码几号？ -我不知道 
[01:04.29]Go. I have it in my book. Go. 你去吧，我记在我的电话簿里了 
[01:12.90]If you're in charge of invitations, why am I calling her? 如果你负责寄请帖 为什么是我打电话给她？ 
[01:17.01]Hello, Mrs. Green! Hi, it's Monica Geller. 喂，葛林太太 嗨，我是摩妮卡盖勒 
[01:20.31]-Oh, hello, Monica. -Hi. -哈啰，摩妮卡 -嗨 
[01:22.14]It's last-minute, but we've decided to throw an impromptu.. 这是紧急通知 我们打算在今天… 
[01:26.25]-baby shower for Rachel today. -My daughters told me.. -帮瑞秋的宝宝办欢迎会 -我的女儿们已经告诉我了… 
[01:30.32]when they received their impromptu invitations a month ago. 她们在一个月前 就接到欢迎会的请帖 
[01:35.16]-Okay, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. -For what, dear? -好吧，我很抱歉 -为什么呢？亲爱的 
[01:38.96]For not inviting me, or for lying about it? 为了没有邀请我 还是你说谎骗我呢？ 
[01:42.16]Oh, my God! My ass is sweating. 天啊，我的屁股在流汗 
[01:46.43]I'm sorry for everything. Really, I mean.. 我为所有的事道歉 真的，我是说… 
[01:48.77]there's a lot of planning in a baby shower. 计划宝宝的欢迎会 真的累人 
[01:51.31]You know, things get overlooked and.. 我们会忘了一些事 还有… 
[01:54.98]Phoebe's mother killed herself. 菲比的妈妈自杀了 
[01:58.08]Why? Did you forget to invite her too? 为什么？ 你们也忘了邀请她？ 
[02:01.88]Oh, you're so funny. 你真是幽默 
[02:05.35]Please, please, can you come? It starts at 4:00. 拜托，你能来吗？ 欢迎会四点开始 
[02:10.53]-Well, all right. I'll see you at 4. -Thank you. -好吧，四点见 -谢谢 
[02:15.16]-Isn't it at 3? -Son of a bitch! -不是三点开始吗？ -混蛋 
[02:20.34]The One With The Baby Shower 本集播出：宝宝欢迎会 
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[02:57.57]Hey, Joe! Wanna shoot some hoops? 乔伊，你要去打篮球吗？ 
[02:59.57]And for the record, I am not covering the tall one this time. 我得告诉你 这次我不要防守那个高个子 
[03:02.54]Fine, but she's not that tall. 好吧，但她没有那么高 
[03:05.98]I can't go. I'm practicing. I got an audition to be the host of a new game show. 我不能去，我在练习 我要参加新游戏节目主持人的试镜 
[03:10.19]-Cool! -Great! -酷啊 -太棒了 
[03:11.49]If I get it, by day I'll be Dr. Drake Ramoray. 如果我能当上主持人 白天我是德瑞克拉莫瑞医生 
[03:14.82]But by night I'll be Joey Tribbiani! 但晚上我是乔伊崔比亚尼 
[03:19.49]You'll be perfect for this! That's already your name! 你非常适合这份工作 节目名称跟你的名字一样 
[03:22.13]I know. I know. 我知道 
[03:23.53]It'd be great if I got this because you never know what could happen on a soap. 我能够得到这份工作是最好的 因为谁都不知道演肥皂剧结果会怎么样 
[03:27.34]But I could be a game-show host forever. 但我可以一辈子 当游戏节目主持人 
[03:29.40]Like that Bob Barker guy. He's been doing The Price is Right for 75 years. 就像巴伯贝克 他主持猜价游戏75年 
[03:35.14]I bet the ratings weren't good for the first 25. 我敢说前25年的收视率 一定不太好 
[03:37.48]You know, before there was television. 那时根本没有电视机 
[03:41.38]But the problem, this game is really complicated. 问题是 这项游戏真的很复杂 
[03:43.85]Come on. You said the same thing about Hungry Hungry Hippos. 少来了 你也那么说饥饿河马 
[03:46.79]And last week, you beat Ben. 上星期你赢了班 
[03:48.79]Yeah. I have to be honest with you guys. 对 我得跟你们承认 
[03:52.09]He kind of let me win. 他有点放水让我赢 
[03:54.46]The audition's in a couple hours, and I don't understand the game. 再过几小时就要试镜 我搞不懂这个游戏 
[03:58.13]Do you want some help? 你需要帮忙吗？ 
[03:59.63]Oh, really? That'd be great. Hey, you guys can be the contestants! 真的吗？那真的太棒了 你们可以当参赛者 
[04:04.47]We can lose to junior-high girls some other time. 我们可以下次 再去打败国中女生 
[04:08.48]All right. Let's play Bamboozled! 好吧，我们来玩晕头转向 
[04:11.48]-Bamboozled? -Yeah. Isn't that a cool name? -晕头转向？ -对，那个名字很酷吧？ 
[04:13.62]-Yeah! -No! -对 -不 
[04:15.02]All right. Okay. Our first contestant is Ross Geller. 好吧 第一位参赛者是罗斯盖勒 
[04:19.55]Tell us about yourself, Ross. 做个自我介绍吧，罗斯 
[04:21.92]Well, I'm a paleontologist. I live in New York. 我是古生物学家 我住在纽约 
[04:26.79]I have a son, Ben. Hi, Ben! And.. 我有个儿子叫做班，嗨，班，还有… 
[04:32.00]I said, a little bit, Ross. How about you, Chandler? 我叫你介绍一下自己，罗斯 你呢？钱德 
[04:35.50]I'm a headhunter. I hook up out-of-work Soviet scientists.. 我是个寻人专家 我在找为卑鄙的第三世界国家… 
[04:39.71]with rogue Third World nations. Hi, Rasputin. 失业的苏联科学家 嗨，拉斯普廷 
[04:43.21]Excellent! Let's play! Chandler, you'll go first. 太棒了，我们开始吧 钱德，你先 
[04:47.08]-What is the capital of Colombia? -Bogota. -哥伦比亚的首都在哪里？ -波哥大 
[04:50.12]It's Bogota, but close enough. 是波格大，但很接近了 
[04:54.19]You can either pass your turn to Ross or pick a Wicked Wango Card. 可以把机会让给罗斯 或挑魔法机会牌 
[04:58.96]-What does a Wicked Wango Card do? -I should know that. -魔法机会牌可以做什么？ -我早该知道的 
[05:04.17]Let's see. One moment, please.. 让我看看，请等一下… 
[05:06.67]Here we are. A Wicked Wango Card determines if you go higher or lower. 好了，魔法机会牌 能决定你要向上或是向下 
[05:13.14]Higher or lower than what? 什么东西向上或是向下？ 
[05:16.24]-This is embarrassing! -Can you believe how lame this is? -这真的是太丢脸了 -你能相信这有多烂吗？ 
[05:21.15]I'm sorry. I don't believe contestants are allowed to talk to each other. 抱歉 我想参赛者不该交谈 
[05:30.19]I told the stripper to be here at 5. That's good, right? 我叫脱衣舞男五点要到 那很棒吧？ 
[05:35.43]You ordered a stripper for the shower? That is inappropriate. 你请脱衣舞男来宝宝欢迎会？ 那太不适当了 
[05:38.93]Why? He's gonna be dressed as a baby. 为什么？他会打扮成宝宝的样子 
[05:42.90]Oh, hi, Mrs. Green. I'm so glad you could make it. 嗨，葛林太太 我很高兴你赶来了 
[05:46.74]Thank you so much. We're so sorry. We could not feel worse about it. 谢谢你，我们很抱歉 我们真的很过意不去 
[05:51.68]Try. 试试看吧 
[05:54.45]There's my little girl! 我女儿在那边 
[05:56.92]-She's still mad. -Yeah, I know. -她还在生气 -对，我知道 
[05:59.22]Isn't it great? One less person to make small talk with. 那不是很棒吗？ 少了一个人跟你咬耳朵 
[06:02.62]Hey, how are you? 你好吗？ 
[06:03.93]Yeah, yeah. Okay, okay. 对，好吧 
[06:08.30]Phoebe, Sandra's mad at you too. It doesn't bother you? 菲比，珊卓拉也在生你的气 你不会感到困扰吗？ 
[06:12.03]We've apologized twice. I can't do any more than that. 我们道了两次歉 我真的没办法了 
[06:15.90]You hate it when people are mad at you.. 你讨厌 别人生你的气… 
[06:18.84]but you just have to be okay with it. 但你得去 接受它 
[06:22.14]Okay. I can do that. 好吧，我办得到 
[06:25.65]-I gotta go powder my ass. -Oh. -我得去帮我的屁股扑痱子粉 -喔 
[06:29.18]Look at that face! Just like when you were in high school. 看看你的脸 你跟念高中时还是一样 
[06:32.39]If I didn't know better, I'd say you were a cheerleader in trouble. 要不是我很了解你 我会以为你是个有麻烦的啦啦队员 
[06:36.99]-Come, let's get some tea. -Okay. -来吧，我们去喝点茶 -好吧 
[06:38.86]Oh, my! Look at that. Only three weeks to go. 天啊，你看 只剩三星期了 
[06:42.20]Did you pick a nanny? If you use your housekeeper, it will split her focus. 你挑好奶妈了吗？ 如果请管家兼职，她会分心的 
[06:47.10]Actually, I'm not gonna use a nanny. And I don't have a housekeeper. 事实上我不请奶妈 我也没有管家 
[06:51.94]It's like you're a cave person. 你好像山顶洞人 
[06:55.38]You must get a nanny. You don't know how overwhelming it will be. 你得请个奶妈 你不知道带孩子有多累 
[06:59.95]When you were a baby, I had Mrs. K. 你小时候我雇用了K太太 
[07:03.45]Mrs. K! Oh, yeah, she was sweet. She taught me Spanish. K太太，对，她人真的很好 她教我西班牙文 
[07:07.69]I actually think I remember some of it. 我想 我还记得一点 
[07:10.59]Tu madre esta loca. （西班牙文） 
[07:15.36]Such a sweet woman. 她真是个好人 
[07:17.77]And more important, she became a part of our family. 更重要的是 她成为我们家的一部份 
[07:20.54]That's right, Mrs. K. What did that K stand for? 没错，K太太 她到底姓什么？ 
[07:23.84]I have no idea, dear. She was the nanny. 我不知道，亲爱的 她只是个奶妈 
[07:26.84]As great as she was, I can't afford that. 她真的很棒 我出不起那笔钱 
[07:30.55]I'm sorry. Sometimes I forget not everyone has alimony. 抱歉 有时我忘了不是大家都有赡养费 
[07:36.15]-Oh, Rachel! -What? -瑞秋 -什么？ 
[07:38.15]I just had a great idea! I'm gonna come live with you! 我想到一个好点子 我要搬过去跟你们住 
[07:42.79]What? What? 什么？ 
[07:44.99]Oh, I'm so happy I'm gonna do this for my little girl. 我很高兴 我能帮我女儿这个忙 
[07:49.83]Look at you. You have tears in your eyes. 看看你 你感动的都快哭了 
[07:54.87]Yes, yes, I do. 没错，我是快哭了 
[07:59.34]Ross, you're in the lead. 罗斯，现在是你领先 
[08:00.98]Would you like to take another question or spin the Wheel of Mayhem? 你要再回答一题 或旋转处罚轮？ 
[08:04.48]The Wheel has not been my friend tonight, Joey. 今天我转轮子的运气不太好 乔伊 
[08:08.38]I'll take another question. 我要再回答一题 
[08:10.42]Okay. This is gonna be tough. Hold your breath. 好吧，这题很难 仔细听好了 
[08:12.79]It's okay. I'm ready. 没关系，我准备好了 
[08:14.72]You gotta hold your breath until you answer. 你得注意听 再回答问题 
[08:17.89]This is ridiculous! He's not gonna hold his.. 这太可笑了，他没办法注意… 
[08:22.23]Okay. What do you have a fear of if you suffer from this phobia? Triska.. 好吧，如果你害怕恐惧的感觉 那该怎么说？惧… 
[08:28.67]Holy cow. That's a big word. Trisk.. 天啊，那个字真长，惧… 
[08:32.94]Look at this. How do you say that? 看看这个，它该怎么念？ 
[08:35.58]-Let me see that. -This one right here. -让我看看 -就是这个字 
[08:39.71]-Triskaidekaphobia. -Fear of Triscuits! -惧13症 -害怕树上 
[08:42.72]-No! No. Fear of the number 13. -Fear of Triscuits? -不，是害怕13 -害怕树上？ 
[08:47.36]It's possible. They have really sharp edges. 这有可能 它们真的都尖尖的 
[08:52.13]Chandler, you're up. 钱德，轮到你了 
[08:53.83]I'm entitled to use my Angel Pass for a free turn. 我要用天使通行证 换免费的机会 
[08:57.67]Yes, yes. But you can only use it once, so choose wisely. 对，但你只能使用一次 请考虑清楚 
[09:02.40]This is tricky. 这真的很难决定 
[09:05.07]I mean, I am in the lead, but I would love another shot at the Golden Monkey. 现在是我领先 但我想再试一次金猴 
[09:10.95]-This game makes no sense! -You're upset because you're losing. -这个游戏真的很没有道理 -你很生气是因为你输了 
[09:15.45]Oh, come on, Ross. I think we're all losers here. 少来了，罗斯 我想我们都是失败者 
[09:20.02]I would like to hang on to my Angel Pass please. 我想用 我的天使通行证 
[09:23.26]You can either spin the Wheel or pick a Google Card. 你可以选轮子 或选张搜索牌 
[09:27.19]Let me think, let me think. Oh, I don't care. 让我想想 我不在乎 
[09:32.77]You must choose. 你非选不可 
[09:34.60]-Either. It makes no difference. -Choose, you jackass. -那还是没有差别 -快选吧，混蛋 
[09:39.97]-I'll take a card. -You picked the Gimme Card! -我要抽卡片 -你选到了给我卡 
[09:43.48]-You get all of Ross' points! -What? -你拿到罗斯所有的分数 -什么？ 
[09:47.65]This game is kind of fun! 这个游戏开始好玩起来了 
[09:50.48]You don't think it's crazy that you get my points..? 你不觉得你拿到我的分数 太疯狂了… 
[09:53.82]The contestants aren't supposed to speak to each other. 参赛者 不该交谈的 
[09:59.96]Now, do you wanna start opening presents.. 你要开始 拆礼物了吗？ 
[10:02.76]because it seems like people are getting itchy to leave. 因为大家 似乎急着想离开 
[10:05.70]And when I say people, I mean me. 我说大家 指的是我自己 
[10:10.84]-Why did you invite my mother? -What? -你为什么要邀请我妈来？ -什么？ 
[10:14.48]She wants to move in with me and Ross to help take care of the baby. 她要搬过来跟我和罗斯住 以便帮忙照顾宝宝 
[10:18.01]-For how long? -Eight weeks. -多久？ -八星期 
[10:20.51]I love my mother, but, my God, a long lunch with her is taxing. 我爱我妈，但是天啊 跟她一起吃午餐太久就是种折磨 
[10:25.29]I'd be honored if she wanted to live with me. 如果她想跟我住 我会觉得很光荣 
[10:28.49]She can't hear you. 她听不到 
[10:32.19]What am I gonna do? 我该怎么样？ 
[10:34.06]If you don't want her to move in with you, just tell her. 如果不希望她搬过去 你该直说的 
[10:38.07]You're right. I'm about to have a baby. 你说的对 我就快生了 
[10:41.20]I can say I don't want her sleeping on my couch. 我可以说我不希望 她睡在沙发上 
[10:44.57]She'll wanna sleep in my bed. This can't happen. 她会睡在我床上 绝不能让那种事发生 
[10:48.08]That is right. 没错 
[10:49.48]Tell her you don't want her to live with you. 告诉她 你不希望她搬过去跟你们住 
[10:52.45]Do not take no for an answer. 别让她拒绝你 
[10:55.75]This is great! Now she's gonna be mad at Rachel! 这真的太棒了 现在她会生瑞秋的气 
[11:00.59]And I'm just gonna swoop in there and be like the daughter she never had. 我要跑过去 当她的乖女儿讨好她 
[11:05.89]Oh, honey, you have to let it go. 甜心 你得忘了这件事 
[11:08.93]Okay. 好吧 
[11:12.03]Who doesn't accept an apology? 谁不会接受道歉呢？ 
[11:14.30]I mean, it's just so simple. 那真的很简单 
[11:16.04]"I'm sorry, Sandra." "That's okay, Monica. “对不起，珊卓拉” “没关系，摩妮卡” 
[11:18.47]I forgive you. 我原谅你 
[11:19.81]And by the way, you're very pretty." 还有，你非常漂亮 
[11:23.68]I have new respect for Chandler. 我真的要很尊敬钱德了 
[11:28.32]All right, everybody! It's time to open the presents! 好了，大伙们 该来拆礼物了 
[11:32.79]Yes! The first gift that Rachel opens.. 对 瑞秋要拆的第一样礼物… 
[11:35.96]should be from the grandmother. 应该是外婆送的礼物 
[11:38.56]Because you're the most important person in this room! And in the world! 因为你是这里最重要的人 也是全世界最重要的 
[11:44.97]I don't have a gift because I wasn't invited until the last minute. 我没有准备礼物 因为我在最后一分钟才被邀请 
[11:48.24]But thank you so much, dear, for bringing that to everybody's attention. 但非常谢谢你，亲爱的 让大家都注意到这一点 
[11:55.28]How about you less important people? Let's open your presents! 你们这些不重要的人呢？ 我们来拆你们的礼物吧 
[12:00.82]-It's okay that you didn't get a gift. -I kind of did. -你没准备礼物也没关系 -但我也算是送了你一样礼物 
[12:04.85]Me! Eight weeks of me. 我要跟你同住八个星期 
[12:07.42]Okay. See, Mom, the truth is, I can do this on my own. 好吧，妈妈 事实上我可以自己照顾宝宝 
[12:11.43]I know you're gonna be a terrific mom. 我知道你会是个好妈妈 
[12:14.36]But you need help at the beginning. 但一开始你需要帮忙 
[12:17.50]I know what I'm doing. I can handle it. 我知道我在做什么 我应付得来 
[12:20.33]Really? Remember Twinkles? 真的吗？还记得亮亮吗？ 
[12:22.37]He was a hamster. I'm not gonna vacuum up my baby! 他是只仓鼠 我不会拿吸尘器吸我的宝宝 
[12:26.51]Okay, come on, Rach. It's present time! 快来吧，瑞秋 拆礼物的时间到了 
[12:30.01]You're the glue holding this party together. 你是 这个派对的主角 
[12:33.18]It's kind of falling apart here. 现在这个派对也快毁了 
[12:36.65]-Oh, look! -Wow! -你看 -哇 
[12:39.02]This is from your friends at work. 这是你同事送的 
[12:41.06]Oh, my gosh! Oh, wow! Oh, I know what this is. 天啊，哇 我知道这是什么 
[12:46.79]Wait a minute. 等一下 
[12:48.80]That can't be right. 不可能 
[12:52.37]Is that a beer bong for a baby? 这是宝宝的啤酒机吗？ 
[12:56.54]Darling, that's a breast pump. 女儿，那是挤奶器 
[13:00.17]Did I say I was done guessing? Okay, thank you for that. 我说过我不再猜了吗？ 好吧，谢谢 
[13:06.05]Oh, wow! What's this? 哇，这是什么？ 
[13:08.82]-It's a Diaper Genie. -It dispenses clean diapers! -它是尿布精灵 -它是用来放干净尿布的 
[13:12.42]It's where you put dirty ones. 那是放脏尿布的 
[13:14.86]Why don't you take it outside and throw it in a dumpster? 我为什么不直接 把尿布丢在外面的垃圾桶？ 
[13:18.86]-You're gonna do that 10 times a day? -What, it goes 10 times a day? -你每天要丢十次吗？ -什么？宝宝一天可以拉十次？ 
[13:24.06]Are we feeding this baby Indian food? 我们得喂她印度食物吗？ 
[13:27.20]No, dear. That's what babies do. 不，宝宝都是那样的 
[13:30.20]Rachel, listen to your mother. She is very smart. 瑞秋，听你妈妈的话 她非常聪明 
[13:35.61]What will you do with the baby while you trot out to the garbage? 你去倒垃圾桶时 宝宝要放在哪里？ 
[13:41.05]I don't know, I'd leave it on the changing table? 我不知道 把她放在尿布台上？ 
[13:44.85]-What? What did I do? What did I do? -You can't leave a baby alone. -什么？我做了什么？ -你不能丢下宝宝一个人 
[13:50.02]Of course, I know that! 我当然知道 
[13:51.93]Of course you never leave a baby alone. 千万不能 丢下宝宝一个人 
[13:54.96]It would.. She wouldn't be safe. 它会… 她会不安全 
[13:57.83]Not as safe as she would be with me, the baby dummy. 她跟我这个菜鸟妈妈在一起 也不会安全 
[14:01.94]Opening the presents is a little overwhelming right now. 现在拆礼物 太刺激了 
[14:05.94]I'm gonna maybe open them all a little bit later. 我待会 会把它们都拆开 
[14:09.54]Thank you for coming, for the gifts.. 谢谢你们赶来 还送了礼物… 
[14:12.25]-and this basket is beautiful. -It's actually a bassinet. -这个篮子很漂亮 -它是摇篮 
[14:17.95]Okay, Mommy, don't ever leave me. 好吧，妈妈，别离开我 
[14:22.96]In what film would you hear this line: "We don't need no stinking badges!" 你会在哪电影听到这句台词？ “我们不需要臭警徽” 
[14:27.36]-Treasure of the Sierra Madre! -Correct! Backwards Bonus. -《碧血金沙》 -答对了，倒念还能加分 
[14:30.46]-Madre Sierra the of Treasure! -Yes! -沙金血碧 -对 
[14:34.20]What? There's extra points for that? 什么？那样子可以加分？ 
[14:36.20]Fair not that's! 平公不 
[14:38.61]I'd like to go up the Ladder of Chance to the Golden Mud Hut! 我要爬上机会梯 到金泥屋去 
[14:41.58]-Wise choice. How many rungs? -Six! -聪明的选择，几阶？ -六阶 
[14:45.15]-That noise can only mean one thing. -Hungry Monkey! -那个声音只代表一个意思 -饥饿的猴子 
[14:50.18]-I'd like a Wicked Wango Card. -It's an audio question. -我要魔法机会牌 -这是声音题 
[14:54.12]Name this television theme song: 说出这出电视剧的主题曲 
[14:59.43]Oh, my God. I know this. Give me a second. 天啊，我知道 让我想一想 
[15:02.56]-Tell it to the Time Turtle! -Shut up! -去跟时间乌龟说吧 -闭嘴 
[15:04.77]-"I Dream of Jeannie"! -Yes! Back in the lead! -《太空仙女恋》 -答对了，你再度领先 
[15:07.07]I'd like to spin the Wheel. 我要转轮子 
[15:14.74]Oh, come on! 快点 
[15:17.11]Super Speedy Speed Round. 超级快速回合 
[15:18.98]-Is there a Hopping Bonus? -Of course. -跳跃有加分吗？ -当然 
[15:25.25]-Who invented bifocals? -Ben Franklin! -谁发明了双焦点透镜？ -班法兰克林 
[15:27.66]Correct. Which monarch ruled Great Britain the longest? 答对了 哪个君王统治英国最久？ 
[15:30.72]Queen Victoria! 维多莉亚女王 
[15:32.16]You forgot to switch legs between questions. No Hopping Bonus! 你忘了换题时要换腿跳 跳跃动作没加分 
[15:36.56]Every time! 每次都这样 
[15:38.93]-Yeah. Now over to Chandler. -I'd like a Google Card. -对，现在轮到钱德了 -我要搜索卡 
[15:43.10]-Are you sure? -Yes! No! Google! -你确定？ -对，不，搜索卡 
[15:49.38]Oh, my God! Congratulations, Ross! Because, Chandler.. 天啊，恭喜你，罗斯 因为钱德… 
[15:53.31]-you've been Bamboozled! -No! -你已经出局了 -不 
[15:55.68]-Yes! -This is the best game ever! -对 -这是我玩过最棒的游戏 
[16:01.82]You'll stay as long as I need you? 只要我有需要，你就会留下来？ 
[16:04.46]-Of course. -I swear I'm not an idiot. -当然 -我发誓我不是白痴 
[16:07.29]I read books on pregnancy and giving birth. 我看了 怀孕跟生产的书 
[16:10.53]I didn't think to read about what to do when the baby comes. 我没有看 带孩子的书 
[16:14.97]And the baby's coming.. 宝宝出生后… 
[16:16.84]and I don't know what to do. Oh, can I throw up in my Diaper Genie? 我不知道我该怎么办 我可以吐在尿布精灵里吗？ 
[16:22.11]Sweetie, you're gonna be fine. 甜心，你会没事的 
[16:25.55]-Where you going? -I'm going to the bathroom. -你要去哪里？ -我得上洗手间 
[16:28.82]Now, don't worry. Everything's gonna be okay. 别担心 一切都会没事的 
[16:34.46]It is gonna be okay! 会没事的 
[16:40.79]Worth a shot. 这值得一试 
[16:44.73]Hey! Why are you all red and sweaty? 你干嘛满脸通红全身是汗？ 
[16:47.97]I just Bamboozled Chandler! 我刚刚干掉了钱德 
[16:53.51]Which is not a sexual thing. 我没有对他不轨 
[16:57.85]-Well, that was a quick shower. -Not if you were here. -欢迎会这么快就结束了 -因为你没来 
[17:02.45]Looks like we got a lot of good stuff. 看来我们收到不少好礼物 
[17:04.52]We did. My mom got us the greatest gift of all. 没错 我妈送给我们最棒的礼物 
[17:07.52]A Play-Doh Barbershop? 培乐多理发师工具组？ 
[17:10.66]No. She's going to live with us for eight weeks. 不，她要搬过来 跟我们住八星期 
[17:15.03]What? 什么？ 
[17:16.60]Yes! She's gonna help us take care of the baby! 对 她要帮我们照顾宝宝 
[17:21.34]You're not serious! 你不是认真的 
[17:23.60]She's a very nice woman, but we can't take eight weeks of her. 她是个好人 但我们无法忍受她八个星期 
[17:28.01]-She'll drive us crazy.. -Hi, Ross! -她会把我们逼疯… -嗨，罗斯 
[17:30.38]Hey, roomie! 嘿，室友 
[17:38.55]Hey, I'm Ray. I'm the producer of the show. 乔伊，我是雷 本节目的制作人 
[17:41.92]It's a pleasure to meet you, Ray. 很荣幸能见到你，雷 
[17:45.23]This is Duncan and Erin. They're gonna help with the audition. 他们是唐肯跟艾玲 他们会帮你试镜 
[17:49.70]-Right, Ray. -Whenever you're ready. -对，雷 -你准备好了就开始 
[17:53.90]Hello. I'm Joey Tribbiani. Let's play Bamboozled! 哈啰，我是乔伊崔比亚尼 我们来玩晕头转向吧 
[17:58.64]Erin, first question. In hockey, who is known as "The Great One"? 艾玲，第一个问题，在曲棍球史上 谁被称为是“伟人”？ 
[18:03.48]-Gretzky. -Correct! -葛瑞斯基 -答对了 
[18:04.91]Want to pick a Wicked Wango Card or spin the Wheel? 你要挑魔法机会卡 或转轮子？ 
[18:09.02]Didn't your agents give you the revised rules? 你的经纪人没有给你 改变过的游戏规则吗？ 
[18:12.39]We've eliminated all that. No wheel. No cards. 我们把那些东西都删掉了 没有轮子或机会卡 
[18:15.62]Why? 为什么？ 
[18:17.79]It was too complicated. People didn't follow it. 那太复杂了 观众没办法了解 
[18:22.13]Complicated?! Spin the Wheel to go up the Ladder of Chance.. 复杂？ 转轮子上机会梯… 
[18:26.30]through the Rainbow Ring to the Golden Monkey. 穿越彩虹环 找金猴 
[18:29.80]You yank his tail, and you're in Paradise Pond! 拉它的尾巴 就能到天堂池 
[18:33.61]Yeah. All that's gone. 对，那些都删掉了 
[18:36.04]It's a simple question-and-answer game now. 现在这只是个 简单的问答游戏 
[18:39.31]Well, what's fun about that? 那有什么好玩的呢？ 
[18:41.68]You expect me to host a boring game of people answering questions? 你要我主持 观众回答问题的无聊游戏？ 
[18:46.42]Women in bikinis hold up the scores. 会有比基尼女郎拿得分板 
[18:49.36]Let's play Bamboozled! 我们来玩晕头转向吧 
[18:52.59]So I thought we'd put the changing station in the living room. 我想我们该把尿布台 放在客厅里 
[18:55.86]I thought I'd bring in my decorator because I feel like I'm at my best.. 我想请我的设计师过来 因为我觉得我最擅长… 
[18:59.40]when surrounded by jewel tones. 把房子弄得珠光宝气 
[19:02.90]Sure, who doesn't? 当然，谁不是呢？ 
[19:06.24]Oh, and all those dinosaur knickknacks you have.. 你买的那些 恐龙小玩意… 
[19:09.91]they might be more at home in the garage. 它们或许比较适合 放在车库里 
[19:12.41]-Well, we don't have a garage. -Did I say garage? I meant garbage. -我们没有车库 -我说车库吗？我是说垃圾桶 
[19:18.95]You know what? Maybe it's not absolutely vital that you live with us. 你知道吗？ 或许你不一定要跟我们住在一起 
[19:24.12]-Well, Rachel needs help with the baby. -I really do. I don't know anything. -瑞秋需要人帮忙带孩子 -真的，我什么都不会 
[19:30.06]I'm sure that's not true. 我相信那不是真的 
[19:31.93]Oh, no? Do I know anything about babies? 是吗？ 我会带孩子吗？ 
[19:34.94]-No. Not a thing. -It's frightening. -不 -那真的很可怕 
[19:38.24]Even if she doesn't know anything, I do. 就算她不会 但是我会 
[19:41.48]And I'll be there to show her. 我会教她 
[19:44.48]That's exactly what Rachel's father told me. 瑞秋的爸爸 也是那么告诉我 
[19:47.11]Know what he said at the first 3 a.m. feeding? 你知道第一次半夜三点起来喂奶 他说什么吗？ 
[19:49.52]"I'm tired. You take care of it." “我累了，交给你吧” 
[19:51.92]Which I later said to him when he wanted to have sex. 后来他想跟我求欢时 我也是那么告诉他 
[19:59.69]Well, I'm not Rachel's dad. 我不是瑞秋的爸爸 
[20:02.10]And no offense, but he's an ass. 我没有恶意 但他是个混蛋 
[20:06.00]I do like you, Ross. 我真的喜欢你，罗斯 
[20:09.44]I have a son. His mother and I didn't live together. 我有个儿子 他妈妈跟我没有住在一起 
[20:13.17]When he was with me, I took care of him all the time, by myself. 他跟我一起住时 我都是自己照顾他 
[20:17.88]-That's true. You do have another child. -Yeah. -没错，你还有一个孩子 -对 
[20:21.22]With another woman. 跟另一个女人生的 
[20:23.22]Have you no control, Ross? 你没有自制力吗？罗斯 
[20:28.56]That's a different issue. 那是另一个问题 
[20:31.56]The point is, when the baby comes, I will be there to feed her.. 重点是宝宝出生后 我会帮忙喂她… 
[20:36.60]and bathe her and change her. 帮她洗澡换尿布 
[20:39.13]I want to do all those things. 我愿意照顾她 
[20:42.64]-You don't need me to live with you. -Yes! -你们不需要我搬过去 -对 
[20:47.98]Yes. You're gonna be so missed. 对，我会想念你的 
[20:51.88]-You'll be a great father. -You'll be a wonderful grandma. -你会是个好爸爸 -你会是个好外婆 
[20:56.28]Hello? I still don't know what the hell I'm doing! 哈啰 我还是不知道我该做什么 
[21:00.49]Every first-time mother feels that way. 新手妈妈 都会有那种感觉 
[21:03.96]You're gonna pick it up. Hey, you will. Look, when you first came to the city.. 你可以慢慢学，你会的 当你刚到纽约来时… 
[21:10.13]you were a spoiled, helpless little girl who used Daddy's credit cards! 你是个被宠坏的无助小女孩 只会用爸爸的信用卡 
[21:15.90]I hope you're going somewhere with this. 我希望 你真的有话要告诉我 
[21:18.87]Look at you. You're this big executive. 看看你 你现在是个大主管 
[21:21.91]You are more capable than you give yourself credit for. 你很能干 证明了自己的能力 
[21:24.81]I have no doubt you're gonna be an incredible mother. 我相信 你会是个好妈妈 
[21:29.18]-Really? -I'm telling you. -真的吗？ -没错 
[21:33.25]Thank you. 谢谢 
[21:37.49]All right. I'm gonna get going. 好吧，我得走了 
[21:40.46]No, sweetheart, stay put. 不，甜心，别送了 
[21:42.66]I'll let myself out. It's like I'm not here. Which I almost wasn't. 我自己出去，就当我没来过这里 我差点真的来不了 
[21:48.80]You're just so funny. You're so funny. What do I do? 你真的太幽默了 我做了什么？ 
[21:54.41]Nothing. You have apologized to her, like, a million times. 没什么 你跟她道歉很多次 
[21:58.45]And she's been nothing but terrible to you. 她只是 无视你的道歉 
[22:01.78]You just threw her daughter a lovely, albeit slightly boring, shower. 你让她女儿办了 一个可爱无聊的欢迎会 
[22:07.19]-And she hasn't even thanked you for it. -You know what? You're right. -她甚至没有谢谢你 -你知道吗？你说的对 
[22:12.53]If you wanna say anything, I'd tell her off. 如果你有话要说 快告诉她 
[22:15.83]Really? 真的吗？ 
[22:18.73]Okay, I will. 好吧，我会的 
[22:21.23]Mrs. Green? 葛林太太 
[22:23.84]Mrs. Green? 葛林太太 
[22:25.47]It is rude to leave a party without saying goodbye to the host. 不跟主人道别 就离开派对是很无礼的 
[22:28.58]When someone apologizes to you, the decent thing to do is to accept it. 如果有人跟你道歉 你得接受 
[22:33.58]What I did wasn't on purpose. 我不是故意要那么做的 
[22:36.02]But what you're doing to me now is plain spiteful. 但你对我的态度 太可耻了 
[22:39.89]-Spiteful? -That's right. -可耻？ -没错 
[22:41.46]It's time you took a good look in the mirror, young lady! 你该好好去照镜子 小姑娘 
[22:45.53]Old lady! 老太婆 
[22:47.46]Lady! 女士 
[22:49.46]Wrap it up. Wrap it up. Wrap it up. 别说了 
[22:53.20]So whenever you're ready to apologize to me, I will forgive you. 只要你准备好跟我道歉 我会原谅你 
[22:57.37]Good day. 再见 
[23:02.48]I can't feel my legs! 我的脚没有感觉 
[23:05.38]You were fantastic! I'm so proud of you. 你真的太棒了 我非常以你为荣 
[23:08.92]-Yeah? I'm proud of me too. -You should be. -是吗？我也以自己为荣 -你应该的 
[23:12.75]-Could you get me something to drink? -You got it! -你能帮我拿杯饮料吗？ -没问题 
[23:17.36]Mrs. Green? Okay, I'm really sorry! I apologize. If you.. 葛林太太，我真的很抱歉 对不起，如果你… 
[23:23.63]Okay! I bit my tongue! 好吧，我咬到舌头了 
[23:27.07]But I'm still really sorry! 但我真的很抱歉 
[23:36.38]-Okay, I'm ready. -You sure? -好吧，我准备好了 -你确定？ 
[23:38.65]I've done my studying, and I know my stuff. 我看过书 把一切都弄清楚了 
[23:41.82]All right, then. 好吧 
[23:45.39]Rachel Green, let's play Bamboozled! 瑞秋葛林 我们来玩晕头转向 
[23:48.89]How do you test the temperature of the baby's bath water? 你该如何测试 宝宝洗澡水的温度？ 
[23:51.83]-Put your elbow in it. -Excellent! -用手肘去试 -非常好 
[23:54.13]-How do you put a baby down for a nap? -Full, dry, on its back, no loose covers. -如何让宝宝小睡一下？ -喂饱她，换干尿布，趴睡，被子盖紧 
[23:58.50]Correct! 答对了 
[23:59.90]There's a hopping bonus here, but I don't suggest you take it. 这题有跳跃加分 我不建议你那么做 
[24:03.30]Okay. 好吧 
[24:05.07]This is an audio question. What do you do when a baby makes this sound: 这题是声音题 宝宝发出这种声音时你该怎么办？ 
[24:14.08]Check if it's wet or hungry, burp it. 检查她是尿湿或饿了，帮她拍背 
[24:16.88]Excellent! Now do you want another question or a Wicked Wango Card? 太棒了，你要再回答一题 或抽魔法机会牌？ 
[24:22.06]-A card! A card! I pick a card! -Oh, I'm sorry. -我要抽牌 -对不起 
[24:25.63]You've been Bamboozled! You're gonna be a terrible mother! 你出局了 你会是个烂妈妈 
[24:32.80]I've lost sight of why we're doing this! 我忘记我们为什么要这么做了 
[24:38.00]Please don't walk away. 请不要走开 
[24:41.58]I've gone too far. 我说得太过火了 
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