[00:03.90]-Hey. -Hey. So, what do you think? -嘿 -嘿，你觉得如何？ 
[00:08.17]New haircut? Necklace? Dress? 新发型？项链？洋装？ 
[00:11.94]Boots? Boots! 靴子？靴子！ 
[00:15.71]Now, they're a little more than I usually spend on boots. Or rent. 它们比我平常买的靴子贵一点 也比租的贵 
[00:21.45]Did you say you bought "boots" or "boats"? 你说你买了“靴子” 还是“船”？ 
[00:25.69]I know. 我知道 
[00:27.19]-I'll miss being able to afford food. -I'm sorry. They just looked so good. -我会怀念买得起食物的日子 -对不起，它们真的很漂亮 
[00:32.89]The saleswoman was like: 专柜小姐的表情像是在说 
[00:34.83]-"These are too expensive for you." -She had a point. -“这些靴子太贵了，你买不起” -她说的对 
[00:39.30]-Hey. -Hi. Oh, my God. -嘿 -嗨，我的天啊 
[00:42.57]-Oh, Monica, those boots are amazing. -They're mine! -摩妮卡，这双靴子好漂亮喔 -它们是我的 
[00:48.71]-Too bad we're gonna have to return them. -Return them? They're gonna hear you. -很遗憾我们得把它们退回去 -退回去？它们听得见你说话 
[00:55.02]I'm not returning them. I know they cost a lot, but I'll wear them all the time. 我不会退回它们，我知道它们很贵 但我会常常穿着它们 
[00:59.19]You'll see. Besides, I love the compliments. 你会看到的 而且我喜欢听到赞美 
[01:03.46]Have you ever had something so beautiful, everyone wants it? 你曾经拥有美到 大家都想拥有的东西吗？ 
[01:06.53]-I have you. -Nice try. I'm keeping the boots. -我拥有你 -说的好，这靴子我留定了 
[01:11.53]The One With Monica's Boots 本集播出：摩妮卡的靴子 
[00:00.00]
[01:49.00]That's right. I love you. 没错，我爱你 
[01:52.14]And I'm gonna play with you all the time. 我会一直跟你玩 
[01:56.51]How can you let him talk to your crotch like that? 你怎么能让他对着你的胯下说话？ 
[02:02.65]-He's talking to the baby. -Oh! Okay. -他是在跟宝宝说话 -原来如此 
[02:08.36]Okay, because when he said, "l can't wait for your first words".. 好吧，因为当他说 “我等不及要听到你说第一句话”… 
[02:12.19]I thought, "There's a trick." 我想“这招不错” 
[02:16.26]Well, I gotta go, you guys. I'll see you later. 我得走了，待会见 
[02:19.67]-Okay. Bye. -Bye. -好吧，拜拜 -拜 
[02:23.00]Hey, listen. Can you do me a favor? My sister knows you work at Ralph Lauren.. 听着，你能帮我一个忙吗？ 我妹妹知道你在罗夫罗兰工作… 
[02:28.54]Forget it. No way. I am not sending more Ralph Lauren clothes to prison. 算了，绝对不行 我不会再把罗夫罗兰的衣服寄到监狱 
[02:32.21]-It is a waste. -No, not her. -那是在暴殄天物 -不，不是她 
[02:34.58]My youngest sister, Dina, is interested in fashion. 我最小的妹妹蒂娜 对流行服装很有兴趣 
[02:38.39]She wants to talk to someone successful to give her some advice. 她想跟成功人士谈谈 给她一些建议 
[02:41.89]-I guess I could talk to my supervisors. -No, she wants to talk to you. -我想我可以跟我的上司谈一谈 -不，她想跟你谈 
[02:45.99]Really? Oh, my God. I'm successful. 真的吗？天啊，我是成功人士 
[02:51.20]-Okay, so would you meet with her? -Yes, I'd love to. Have her come by. -你能跟她见个面吗？ -我很乐意，请她来找我吧 
[02:54.87]Great, thanks. You'll love her. She's the smartest of all the Tribbiani children. 天啊，谢谢，你会喜欢她的 她是崔比亚尼家最聪明的孩子 
[03:00.04]-Yeah, you know the SATs? -Yeah. -你知道学术评量测验吗？ -知道 
[03:01.71]She took them. 她有考过 
[03:04.91]-Doesn't Ben go to Smithfield Day School? -Yeah. Why? -班念的是史密斯菲德小学吧？ -对，怎么了？ 
[03:09.38]-Sting has a son that goes there too. -I know. He's in Ben's class. -史汀有个儿子也在那里念书 -我知道，他跟班是同班同学 
[03:13.45]You knew and never said anything? With all the stupid dinosaur stuff you tell us? 你知道却一直没有告诉我们？ 你只跟我们说那些笨恐龙的事？ 
[03:19.43]Fine, no more dinosaur stuff. Can I talk about fossils? 好吧，我不会再说恐龙的事 我能谈谈化石吗？ 
[03:30.21]"Sting's son,7 years old." And there's a picture. “史汀七岁大的儿子” 还有他的照片 
[03:33.34]What are you reading, "The Kidnapper's Guide to Manhattan Private Schools"? 你在看什么？ “曼哈顿私立学校学童绑架指南”？ 
[03:38.48]It's New York Magazine. It's an article about the city's best schools. 我在看《纽约杂志》 报导城里最棒的学校 
[03:42.08]-So how well do you know Sting? -I actually haven't even met him. -你跟史汀很熟吗？ -事实上我没有见过他 
[03:46.39]Yeah. That's too bad. I really wanna go to his concert Friday, but it's sold out. 那真的很糟糕，我真的很想 去听他星期五的演唱会，但票卖完了 
[03:51.43]I know! Why don't you meet him and get tickets. 我知道了 你为什么不去跟他要票？ 
[03:55.73]If you get two, I'll take you. 如果你可以要到两张，我就带你去 
[03:58.47]I'm picking Ben up tomorrow. Maybe he'll be there. 明天我会去接班 或许他会在那里 
[04:01.17]There you go. You're so lucky. You might get to meet Sting tomorrow. 好吧，你真是幸运 明天你可能就会看到史汀了 
[04:06.11]That's why you have kids. 所以人一定要生小孩 
[04:15.38]-Hey, guys. -Hey. -嗨，大伙们 -嘿 
[04:17.02]Hi, Monica. Hi, boots. 嗨，摩妮卡，嗨，靴子 
[04:21.66]See, Chandler? I'm getting a lot of use out of them already. They're very practical. 看吧？钱德，我常常穿它们 它们真的很实用 
[04:26.09]You can wear them with dresses, skirts, pants.. 它们可以搭配 洋装，裙子，长裤… 
[04:29.13]You wear them with shorts on the corner and earn the money to pay for them. 你可以穿着它们搭配短裤站在街角 赚点钱来付它们的帐单 
[04:34.77]-Wow, they're beautiful. -They hurt so much. -哇，它们好漂亮 -它们真的很磨脚 
[04:39.21]-What? -The guy who made these.. -什么？ -做这双靴子的人… 
[04:41.54]hates feet and wants to see them die. 一定很讨厌脚 想要看到它们死掉 
[04:44.91]Give them to me. I haven't felt my feet in years. 把它们送给我 我的脚好几年没有感觉了 
[04:49.28]I can't. I told Chandler I'd wear them all the time. I can't just give them away. 不行，我告诉钱德我会一直穿着它们 我不能把它们送人 
[04:54.06]-Then get your money back and return them. -I can't do that either. -你可以拿去退货换钱 -我也不能那么做 
[04:57.56]The soles are scuffed up, and the insides are filled with my blood. 脚跟的地方有磨损 内衬沾满了我的血 
[05:04.67]-Hey. -Hey, I just picked up Ben from school. -嘿 -我刚刚去学校接班 
[05:09.07]I don't think you did a very thorough job. 你的任务还没完成吧 
[05:12.71]I dropped him off at Carol's. 我把他送回卡萝家了 
[05:15.14]Anyway, it turns out I'm not gonna get those tickets, though. 总之，我没有要到门票 
[05:18.21]Oh, no. Why not? 不，为什么？ 
[05:19.68]It turns out Ben and Sting's son do not get along. 结果班跟史汀的儿子 处得不好 
[05:23.72]-How come? -Apparently, Sting's son made fun.. -怎么会呢？ -很明显地史汀的儿子取笑… 
[05:26.95]of the fact that Ben's moms are "lesbenims." 班的妈妈们是女同志 
[05:31.06]Wait. If they don't get along, smooth things over. Make them be friends. 等一下，如果他们处不好 帮他们劝和，让他们做好朋友 
[05:36.20]-You can't force kids to be friends. -Sure you can. -你不能逼孩子们做朋友 -当然可以 
[05:39.47]Give them some blocks. Put them in a playpen. 给他们一些积木 让他们在游戏床里玩 
[05:42.87]-Playpen? Ben's 7. -Your kid is 7? -游戏床？班七岁了 -你的小孩七岁了？ 
[05:47.98]He's really small. 他真的很矮喔！ 
[05:51.58]-Please get the tickets. -I'm sorry. I just can't do it. -拜托你去要门票 -抱歉，我办不到 
[05:55.68]-Yes, you can. Sting says so himself. -What? -不，你可以，史汀他自己说的 -什么？ 
[05:59.69]（罗斯可以） 
[06:04.89]Look, I'm sorry.. 听着，我很抱歉… 
[06:06.49]（罗斯可以） 
[06:11.47]Phoebe? -菲比 -（罗斯可以帮我拿到门票） 
[06:15.40]（罗斯可以帮我拿到门票） 
[06:24.15]Here she is: future fashion superstar. 她来了，未来的流行界超级巨星 
[06:27.25]-Oh, Joey, I'm hardly.. -My little sister Dina. -乔伊，我真的… -我的妹妹蒂娜 
[06:31.42]-Hi, Dina. Nice to meet you. -Hi. -蒂娜，很高兴见到你 -嗨 
[06:33.72]Thanks so much for meeting with me. Joey's told me so much about you. 谢谢你答应见我 乔伊告诉我很多关于你的事 
[06:37.19]This is so exciting for her. 她好兴奋喔！ 
[06:38.66]-Ralph Lauren smiled at her in the elevator. -You sure it was at you? -罗夫罗兰在电梯里对她笑 -你确定吗？ 
[06:42.13]Because he likes it sometimes when the buttons light up. 因为他有时候看到电梯按钮亮了 会开心微笑 
[06:45.70]Well, I'll let you two "fashists" get down to business. 我让你们两个“流行大师” 坐下来好好谈正事 
[06:51.64]You, be good, learn a lot. And if she takes you to the freebie room, I need shirts.. 你乖一点，好好听话 如果她带你去试衣间，我需要衬衫… 
[06:56.54]but none with that creepy logo with the guy riding the dog, holding the bone. 但我不要有个家伙骑着狗 拿着骨头的那一种 
[07:01.95]Okay. All right, Dina. 好吧，蒂娜 
[07:04.32]Well, let's talk about the different areas of fashion.. 我们来谈谈 你可以考虑的… 
[07:08.36]that you could get involved in. 服装界的不同领域 
[07:10.69]Let's see, there's design. But you may need a whole other degree for that. 让我看看，有设计部门 但那得需要相关文凭 
[07:15.26]-Sales is great. You get to travel. -I don't care about fashion. -销售部门不错，你可以旅行 -我不在乎流行服装 
[07:19.43]I'm pregnant. And I know you are too, so you gotta help me. 我怀孕了，我知道你也是 你得帮帮我 
[07:25.57]Then there's marketing. 还有行销部门 
[07:50.97]-What's wrong? -Nothing. I just was yawning. -怎么了？ -没事，我只是在打哈欠 
[07:55.97]-Don't forget, my office party's tonight. -That's tonight? -别忘了今晚我公司要办派对 -是今晚吗？ 
[07:59.94]I forgot all about the "secret Santa" gift. 我忘了“神秘耶诞”礼物的事 
[08:04.95]Do we like this? 我们喜欢这个吗？ 
[08:07.32]We don't really have to go to this thing, do we? 我们今晚不一定要去 对吧？ 
[08:09.65]I know that you don't like my office parties, but you can wear your new boots. 我知道你不喜欢参加我公司的派对 但你可以穿你的新靴子 
[08:15.92]See? Every cloud has a supple leather lining. 看吧？每件事都有它好的一面 
[08:20.93]-I don't wanna wear the boots tonight. -Why not? -今晚我不想穿靴子 -为什么？ 
[08:24.67]I'm worried your bosses will see them and think they pay you too much money. 我担心你老板看到它们 会觉得他们给你的薪水太高了 
[08:29.17]Or your assistant will see them and want a raise. 或是你的助理看到它们 会要求加薪 
[08:33.44]Do you think I work some kind of boot-pricing company? 你以为我是在 帮靴子订价的公司上班吗？ 
[08:37.25]I picked out this outfit I wanna wear, and the boots don't go with it. 我已经挑好了我要穿的衣服 靴子跟它不配 
[08:41.02]You said those boots go with skirts, dresses and pants. 你说过这双靴子 可以搭配裙子、洋装跟长裤 
[08:46.15]What are you planning on wearing, a chicken suit? 你打算穿什么？ 母鸡装吗？ 
[08:50.36]Fine. If you want me to, I'll wear the boots. 好吧，如果你要的话 我会穿靴子 
[08:53.16]In fact, I'll go into my room right now and try the outfit on. 事实上我要到卧室去 试穿我的衣服 
[09:02.50]Christmas party in my boots! 穿着我的靴子参加耶诞节派对 
[09:10.11]I can't go in there. I can't tell him. 我不能进去，我不敢告诉他 
[09:13.28]It's gonna be okay. He has been incredibly supportive of me. 一定会没事的 他一直都非常支持我 
[09:17.82]And if he gets a little upset, that's what the meatball sub is for. 如果他大发脾气 快把肉饼潜艇三明治拿给他 
[09:22.79]-Thank you. -Okay. -谢谢 -好吧 
[09:25.83]Hey! It's my fashion girls. 我的流行界女王们回来了 
[09:31.73]-What's wrong? -Why don't you sit down. -怎么了？ -你为什么不坐下呢？ 
[09:34.30]Dina has something that she wants to tell you. 蒂娜有件事 想告诉你 
[09:38.31]What's going on? Is it Mom? Is she sick? 发生了什么事？ 是妈妈吗？她生病了吗？ 
[09:42.94]Is it Dad's heart? 是爸爸的心脏吗？ 
[09:45.01]Is that a sandwich? 那是三明治吗？ 
[09:49.52]-Mom and Dad are fine. -Is that a sandwich?! -妈妈跟爸爸没事 -那是三明治吗？ 
[09:54.59]Joey, there's something that you should know. Dina? 乔伊，有件事你得知道 蒂娜 
[10:01.56]-I'm pregnant. -What? -我怀孕了 -什么？ 
[10:05.23]Now. Give him the sandwich! 快给他三明治 
[10:08.94]Obviously, this is a mistake. You can't be pregnant. 很明显地这是个误会 你不可能怀孕 
[10:12.34]Because you have to have sex to get pregnant. 因为你得先做爱 才会怀孕 
[10:15.68]Joe, I tried to wait until I was 25, like you did. 乔伊，我试着学你一样 等到25岁再尝禁果 
[10:20.65]What? Dina.. 什么？蒂娜… 
[10:25.65]I can't believe this. You're the good one. You went to college! Both years! 我不敢相信，你是个好孩子 你念过大学，还念了两年 
[10:34.43]Who did this to you? 是谁干的？ 
[10:35.90]Bobby Corso. But he's a real nice guy. I like him a lot. He's real funny. 巴比科索，但他是个很好的人 我很喜欢他，他很好笑 
[10:40.43]You got pregnant for "funny"? Dina, if he's funny, laugh! 你因为“好笑”而怀孕？ 蒂娜，如果他很好笑，你只要笑就行了 
[10:50.04]-I'll be back. Stay here! -Why? Where you going? -我马上回来，你留在这里 -为什么？你要去哪里？ 
[10:53.21]I can't look at you right now. 我现在没办法看你 
[10:59.85]I know. 我知道 
[11:14.90]Oh, there you are, Ben. 你在这里啊，班 
[11:18.17]You're Ben, right? 你是班，对吧？ 
[11:20.84]Aunt Phoebe, what are you doing here? 菲比阿姨，你来这里做什么？ 
[11:23.18]I heard you're having a problem with one of the boys. 我听说 你跟一个同学处不好 
[11:25.88]So I thought I'd come and sit you both down, have a little talk and make it all okay. 我想来帮你们冷静下来 好好地谈一谈，解决所有问题 
[11:31.65]Now, the boy's name is Sting's son. 那个孩子叫做史汀的儿子 
[11:36.36]Jack? I hate him. He's a jerk. 杰克？我恨他，他是个混蛋 
[11:39.36]Sometimes people may seem like jerks on the outside.. 有时候人们 外表看起来像是混蛋… 
[11:43.66]but they have famous fathers. 但他们有个名人爸爸 
[11:46.77]I have to go. My friend Doug is waiting for me over there. 我得走了 我朋友道格在等我 
[11:50.04]Wow, your friend Doug looks a lot like Billy Joel. 你朋友道格 长得好像比利乔 
[11:52.81]-Is that who his father is? -No. His dad's a dentist. -他是他的爸爸吗？ -不，他爸爸是牙医 
[11:57.28]Him, you're friends with. 你跟他做朋友？ 
[12:04.89]-Excuse me, can I help you with something? -Yes. I'm looking for Jack's parents. -对不起，需要我帮忙吗？ -对，我在找杰克的父母 
[12:11.26]-Are you with one of the students? -I'm with Ben. -你是家长吗？ -我来找班 
[12:14.26]-Are you one of Ben's mothers? -I am one of Ben's mothers. -你是班的妈妈？ -我是班的妈妈 
[12:19.60]I'm a lesbian. 我是女同志 
[12:22.17]It was difficult coming out to my parents. 我爸妈 很难接受这种事 
[12:26.17]Well, hi. I'm Jenny Boon. I'm a new teacher here. 嗨，我是珍妮布恩 我是新来的老师 
[12:30.41]-I've only met your partner, Carol. -That would make me Susan. -我只见过你的另一半卡萝 -那么我就是苏珊 
[12:35.45]Right. Are you looking for Jack's parents to discuss his problems with Ben? 对，你要找杰克父母 讨论他跟班的问题吗？ 
[12:41.62]I think the parents should sit down together and have a conversation. 我想父母们应该坐下来 好好谈一谈 
[12:45.53]Yeah, let's do that! 对，我们就那么办吧 
[12:49.20]That sounds good. 听起来很不错 
[12:50.80]We should sit down and talk. Me, my lover, Carol, and the Stings. 我们应该坐下来谈一谈 我，我的爱人卡萝跟史汀夫妇 
[12:55.67]-How will I get in touch with them? -Their number's on the contact sheet. -我要怎么联络他们？ -联络簿上有他们的电话号码 
[13:01.21]Could I get a copy of that? Carol threw it out. She lost ours. 我能影印一份吗？ 卡萝把它丢了，她弄丢了我们的联络簿 
[13:06.35]She's such a scatterbrain. But, man, what a hot piece of ass. 她真的很糊涂 但天啊，她的屁股真的很好看 
[13:17.46]-You know, that party wasn't bad. -Yeah. I didn't know there'd be dancing. -那场派对还不错 -对，我不知道还有舞会 
[13:22.06]That was a fun surprise. 那是个大惊喜 
[13:24.33]-I don't see a cab. Maybe we should walk. -No, we can't walk. -我看不到计程车，或许我们该走路 -不，我们不能走路 
[13:28.34]No. Hey, there's a cab. 不，有计程车 
[13:31.64]That's a police car. 那是警车 
[13:33.61]Maybe we could commit a crime, have them pick us up. 或许我们该犯个法 让他们来逮捕我们 
[13:36.98]-It's 15 blocks to the subway. Come on. -Okay. -离地铁站只有15条街远，来吧 -好吧 
[13:40.15]Do you think we can get to the subway if we climb through that manhole? 你想我们可以从那个下水道孔 直接掉到地铁站里吗？ 
[13:45.62]-What's going on? -I can't walk, okay? -什么事不对劲吗？ -我走不动了，好吗？ 
[13:48.92]-These boots were a huge mistake. -What? -买这双靴子是个天大的错误 -什么？ 
[13:52.19]You were right. I never should have bought them. They're killing me, one toe at a time. 你说的对，我不该买下它们 它们害我的脚好痛，我的脚趾快断了 
[13:57.70]-So they're really tight, huh? -I just said you were right, sweetie. -它们真的很紧吗？ -我只是说你说的对，甜心 
[14:01.70]Isn't it clear I'm delirious from the pain? 你看不出来我痛到快发疯了吗？ 
[14:04.51]So I was right. This is what it feels like to be right. 我说的对 感觉才是最重要的 
[14:09.81]It's oddly unsettling. 我为什么觉得很不安？ 
[14:12.81]How are we gonna we get home? Maybe a piggyback ride? 我们要怎么回家？ 我们来玩骑马打仗吧 
[14:15.55]I don't think me getting on your back is gonna improve matters. 我不认为让你来背我 能改善现在的情况 
[14:18.79]Wow, being right sure doesn't help with the funny. 实事求事的态度 一点都不好玩 
[14:22.62]-Hop on. -Okay, wait. -来吧 -好吧，等一下 
[14:24.46]Let me just get my boots off first. 我先把靴子脱掉 
[14:32.93]Oh, God. 天啊 
[14:39.41]I know you're in pain right now, but I'm a little turned-on. 我知道你很痛 但我有点心痒痒的 
[14:48.25]Do you ever worry that you'll be walking and your baby will just slip out? 你会不会担心走路的时候 宝宝会掉出来？ 
[14:55.29]What college was that, Dina? 你念哪所大学的？蒂娜 
[14:59.93]Oh, my God. Bobby? 天啊，巴比 
[15:02.33]Hi, Dina. Good to see you. 蒂娜，很高兴能见到你 
[15:06.40]-Joey, what are you doing? -Just what needs to be done. -乔伊，你在做什么？ -我只是在做我该做的事 
[15:11.14]-Dearly beloved, we're gathered here.. -This is crazy. -亲爱的亲友们，我们齐聚一堂… -这太疯狂了 
[15:15.68]Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to God! 我在跟上帝说话 别打断我 
[15:19.15]-Where were we? Do you take this man..? -No! -我们说到哪里了？你愿意嫁这个人… -不 
[15:22.95]-You'll take him. -No, I won't! -你得嫁他 -不，我不会的 
[15:25.15]-You don't get a say. -Yes, I do. -你没有权利说话 -不，我有 
[15:27.25]-I heard "l do." We're halfway there. You. -All right, Joey, that is enough! -我听到了，已经完成一半，再来是你 -好吧，乔伊，够了 
[15:32.83]As beautiful and moving as this ceremony is, this is not legal. 虽然这个婚礼既漂亮又温馨 这是不合法的 
[15:36.46]They don't have a marriage license or witnesses, and the groom only has one shoe. 他们没有结婚证书或证婚人 而且新郎只穿一只鞋 
[15:43.10]Yeah, he took the other one off and hit me with it. 对，他把另一只鞋脱了 用它来打我 
[15:47.34]What am I supposed to do? 我该怎么办？ 
[15:48.81]You're supposed to realize they are adults and that can make their own decisions. 你应该了解他们是成年人 可以自己做决定 
[15:53.01]No, they can't. They were stupid enough to get knocked up! 不，他们不能 他们笨到让自己怀孕 
[15:58.85]Contraceptives are not always effective. Right? 预防措施不一定有效 对吧？ 
[16:02.96]-Yeah. We kind of didn't use any. -Come on, kids, a little help here! -对，我们没有做预防措施 -孩子们，帮帮我吧 
[16:13.60]Wow! This place is incredible! 这个地方真的很棒 
[16:19.31]Sting's pen.. 史汀的笔… 
[16:21.84]that he gave to Phoebe. 他送给了菲比 
[16:29.32]Come on, secret passageway. 来吧，秘密通道 
[16:35.06]-Hi. -Hi. -嗨 -嗨 
[16:37.52]I'm Trudie. You must be Ben's mum. 我是楚蒂，你一定是班的妈妈 
[16:40.56]-Why else would I be here? -Why don't you sit down. -不然我为什么要到这里来呢？ -请坐 
[16:45.07]I gather Jack and Ben haven't been getting along lately. 我知道杰克跟班 最近处得不太好 
[16:48.77]I'm sure there are two sides to this story. 我相信这个故事一定有两面说法 
[16:51.07]But all I've heard is that Ben's a bit of a "poo-poo-head." 但我听到的是 班是个“大笨蛋” 
[16:54.94]-I'm sorry, won't Jack's father be joining us? -No. -抱歉，杰克的爸爸不会来吗？ -不会 
[17:00.31]I see. You see, I think it would be better for the children.. 我懂了，我觉得 如果父母都能来… 
[17:04.39]if all the parents were here. Except for, you know, Ben's birth mother and father. 对孩子们比较好 但班的生母跟爸爸除外 
[17:10.29]Well, I'm sorry. Jack's father's not available. 对不起 杰克的爸爸没空 
[17:14.40]Okay. Well, then, could we reschedule for Friday night, perhaps at 8:00? 好吧，我们可以再约 星期五晚上八点见吗？ 
[17:19.17]No, I know that wouldn't work. My husband's in concert. 不，我想那是行不通的 我丈夫要办演唱会 
[17:22.00]Concert. Yeah. That does put us in quite a pickle. 演唱会，对 那让问题变得有点棘手 
[17:28.11]I'm busy before and after the concert, and he's obviously busy during. 演唱会前后我都有事 演唱会的时间他又很忙 
[17:33.15]So I guess you and I should talk about Jack and Ben right now. 我想你跟我 现在该来谈谈杰克跟班的事 
[17:37.35]Unless.. Unless.. 除非… 
[17:40.05]Okay, I would be willing to go to the concert.. 我愿意到演唱会上… 
[17:44.22]all the while thinking about the children. 想一想孩子们的事 
[17:47.53]-Are you here for tickets? -Thank you. Four would be great. -你是来要票的吗？ -谢谢，四张就够了 
[17:52.33]I'm not giving concert tickets to someone who'd use their son like this. 我不会把演唱会门票 送给这样利用自己孩子的人 
[17:57.87]Then you're in luck. Ben's not my son. 那正好，班不是我的儿子 
[18:01.38]Look, I've just pressed a button triggering a silent alarm. 听着，我已经按下 静声警铃 
[18:04.68]-Any minute now, the police will be here. -The Police? Here? -警察随时会到 -《警察合唱团》要来？ 
[18:09.28]A reunion? 他们要复合了？ 
[18:18.43]Okay,10 blocks down. Five to go. 好吧，已经走了十条街，只剩五条 
[18:23.03]-Oh, wait! Stop, stop! -Oh, I'm sorry. Do you need a break? -等一下，停 -抱歉，你需要休息吗？ 
[18:29.10]My boots in tan! Can you get a little closer so I see the price? 是米色的靴子，你能靠近一点 让我看看价钱吗？ 
[18:32.44]I can see it from right here. It'll cost you one husband. 我在这里就看到了 它会害得你丢掉一个老公 
[18:37.18]I'm sorry. I can walk the rest of the way now. Just give me my boots. 抱歉，我可以自己走了 把我的靴子还给我 
[18:42.88]-I don't have your boots. -I don't have them either. Where are they? -我没有拿你的靴子 -我也没拿，它们在哪里？ 
[18:46.55]Why don't you check in one of my saddlebags while I chew on a bale of hay? 你为什么不看看马鞍？ 我先去吃点草 
[18:52.46]Okay. My God, we gotta go back and get them! 好吧，天啊 我们得回去找靴子 
[18:56.56]Are you ever gonna wear the boots again? 你会再穿那双靴子吗？ 
[18:58.67]Yes, I am. Okay? They're very practical. 我会的，好吗？它们很实用 
[19:03.80]-I could wear them with pants or skirts.. -Honey. Honey. -我可以搭配长裤或裙子… -老婆 
[19:07.94]Okay, I'll never wear them again. I just didn't get a chance to say goodbye. 好吧，我再也不会穿它们 我只是没机会跟它们说再见 
[19:14.35]You know what? You can say goodbye to the tan ones. 你知道吗？ 你可以跟米色的靴子说再见 
[19:17.35]-Okay. All right. -Okay. -好吧 -好吧 
[19:22.32]Bye, boots. Wait! Half off! 再见，靴子，等一下，打五折 
[19:28.53]Just because they're not getting married doesn't mean it's a disaster. 他们没结婚 不代表那是世界末日 
[19:33.60]-Maybe they have a plan. -Oh, okay, let's hear their plan. -或许他们有计划 -好吧，我们听听他们的计划 
[19:38.71]Now, what's the future look like for Dina and Bobby? 蒂娜跟巴比 会有什么样的未来？ 
[19:41.68]Well.. 这个嘛… 
[19:43.61]I really have high hopes for my band. 我对我的乐团寄望很高 
[19:47.98]-You were right. He is funny. -Now, wait a minute. -你说的对，他是很好笑 -等一下 
[19:52.29]I bet when you told people you wanted to be an actor, they laughed at you. 我敢说你一开始告诉大家你要当演员 大家都笑你 
[19:56.62]Come on, Bobby, tell us a little bit about your band. 来吧，巴比 跟我们谈谈你的乐团 
[19:59.39]Well, it's just me and my pal Rooster. The band's name is Numbnuts. 团员只有我跟我朋友鲁斯特 乐园名自叫做《呆瓜》 
[20:07.97]Really? 真的吗？ 
[20:10.87]If you're having a baby, you should be married. 如果你要生孩子 你应该结婚 
[20:14.37]Even if it is to Bobby. Dude, that's not a compliment. 即使是嫁给巴比 我不是在夸奖你 
[20:19.75]-I knew you wouldn't be supportive. -So, what are you gonna do? -我就知道你不会支持我 -你打算怎么办？ 
[20:23.52]Have the baby and raise it by yourself? Without a husband? 你要自己带大孩子？ 没有丈夫帮你？ 
[20:27.69]You can't be a single mother alone! You're gonna ruin your life! 你没办法当单亲妈妈 你会毁了自己的一生 
[20:31.66]-Excuse me. Am I ruining my life? -No, it's different for you. -对不起，我毁了我的一生吗？ -不，你不一样 
[20:36.66]You're so strong. You're not some dumb kid who doesn't know what she's doing. 你很坚强 你不是不知道自己在做什么的笨小孩 
[20:40.80]-Excuse me? -One pregnant woman at a time, please! -你说什么？ -我一次只能跟一个孕妇说话 
[20:46.91]I just want you to be okay. 我只是希望你过得好 
[20:49.48]So forcing her to marry Bobby is gonna make that happen? 逼她嫁给巴比 她就会过的好吗？ 
[20:52.28]Maybe. 或许吧 
[20:55.92]Yeah. So, what kind of music does Numbnuts..? 对，《呆瓜》的音乐是什么类型的… 
[21:00.52]Oh, forget it! I can't! 算了，我办不到 
[21:03.12]I am scared to death about this. But I think I can do it. I just need some help. 我真的很害怕 但我想我办得到，我只是需要帮助 
[21:09.13]-Bobby's gonna be here the whole time. -You bet I am. -巴比会一直陪着我 -没错 
[21:13.17]And to answer your earlier question, we're straight-up gangster rap. 至于你刚刚问的那个问题 我们唱纯黑帮饶舌歌 
[21:21.94]Look, Rachel's told me how much easier you've made all this on her. 瑞秋告诉我 你一直都很支持她 
[21:25.88]-Why can't you do that for me? -Because you're my baby sister! -你为什么不能支持我？ -因为你是我的妹妹 
[21:31.99]And you're my big brother. You're my favorite guy in the whole world. 你是我哥哥 你是我全世界最喜欢的人 
[21:37.16]I'm not even scared to tell Mom and Dad. I was scared of telling you. 我甚至不怕告诉妈妈跟爸爸 我害怕告诉你 
[21:43.40]I'd be scared of them, but all right. 我也会怕他们，但好吧 
[21:46.53]I can't stand the thought of having this baby with you mad at me. 想到你会因为我怀孕而生我的气 我就受不了 
[21:51.47]I want him to have his uncle. 我要他有舅舅 
[21:54.47]Is my baby gonna have his Uncle Joey? 我的宝宝会有乔伊舅舅吗？ 
[21:59.05]Of course he's gonna have his Uncle Joey. 他当然会有乔伊舅舅 
[22:03.78]We'll be all right. Even if we're not married, this baby will be so loved. 我们会没事的，即使我们没结婚 宝宝还是会得到宠爱 
[22:09.89]-And not just by us. -That's right. -不只是我们会爱他 -没错 
[22:13.49]By his uncle too. 他的舅舅也会爱他 
[22:16.36]And by you. 还有你 
[22:21.94]Bobby, why don't we come over here and let them have a little moment, okay? 巴比，我们为什么不过来这里 让他们独处一下？ 
[22:31.04]Come here. 过来 
[22:34.45]No, seriously, what's wrong with you? 不，说真的，你到底有什么问题？ 
[22:45.03]Guess what. 你猜怎么了 
[22:50.60]We're good. We're good. We know each other. 没事 我们认识 
[22:55.54]So.. 所以… 
[22:56.94]-anyway, guess what. -Oh, there's more? -总之你猜怎么了 -还有吗？ 
[23:00.87]You're gonna love me so much. I got Sting tickets! 你一定会很爱我 我弄到史汀的门票了 
[23:04.98]Oh, my God, I do love you! How did you do it? 天啊，我真的爱你 你怎么办到的？ 
[23:08.92]Well, let's just say: 就说 
[23:10.95]（罗斯可以） 
[23:15.76]-Where are the seats? -Middle balcony. -座位是哪一区？ -在中间包厢 
[23:18.33]Would you say that's more than 50 yards away.. 我们的位置 离史汀，他太太… 
[23:20.93]from Sting, his wife or a member of his family? 跟他的家人 超过50码吗？ 
[23:24.80]-Yeah. -Then that's not breaking the law. I'm there! -对 -那样就不犯法，我会去 
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