[00:03.63]What are you looking at? 你们在看什么？ 
[00:05.70]A poster for that WWI movie I'm in. Check it out. 我演的一次大战电影海报 你看 
[00:09.97]Wow! It looks really violent! 看起来真的好暴力 
[00:12.77]I know. I'm coming soon to a theater near you. 我知道 我即将在各大戏院露面 
[00:15.38]I'm in THX. I'm unsuitable for children! 我用的是THX系统 我不适合孩子们观看 
[00:19.75]-I cannot wait to see this. -It's generating Oscar buzz. -我等不及要看这个 -它有拿下奥斯卡金像奖的希望 
[00:23.82]-I started that! -I thought I did! -是我开始的 -我以为是我 
[00:27.36]I just talked to my agent.. 我刚刚跟经纪人谈过… 
[00:29.72]and the premiere is next week and you're all invited! 下星期有首映会 你们通通被邀请了 
[00:33.83]-Will we take a limo? -Sure! -我们要坐加长礼车吗？ -当然 
[00:36.23]I love taking limos when nobody died. 我喜欢在非葬礼的时候 搭加长礼车 
[00:40.17]Well, I won't be able to come. 我没办法去 
[00:42.54]For those who haven't checked their calendars, today's my due date. 那些还没查过日历的人听好了 今天是我的预产期 
[00:47.01]You should come. Maybe you'll have the baby in the limo. 你应该来的 或许你会在加长礼车上生孩子 
[00:49.74]That way for the first few moments of her life, she'll think we're really fancy. 那样她的人生第一刻看到我们 会觉得我们都很棒 
[00:55.02]I want to thank you guys for how great you've been during this. 我要谢谢你们 一直很支持我 
[00:59.49]I couldn't have done it without you. I loved these last 9 months. 没有你们我绝对办不到 我很喜欢过去的九个月 
[01:03.93]I'm looking forward to the next part.. 我很期待下一个阶段… 
[01:06.66]I am really gonna miss being pregnant. 我会很怀念怀孕的感觉 
[01:14.64]That's right. Still no baby. 没错，我还是没生 
[01:18.77]What's the matter? Is the puffy, sweaty pregnant lady.. 怎么了？ 汗臭味十足的臃肿孕妇… 
[01:21.51]disturbing your precious coffee time? 打扰了你们宝贵的咖啡时间？ 
[01:25.28]Come on, people, make some room. 大家快让开 
[01:27.75]Sweetie, maybe you'd be more comfortable here. 或许你坐在这里 会比较舒服 
[01:32.92]You. 你 
[01:37.26]Like you haven't done enough. 你似乎做的还不够多 
[01:41.33]I know you're miserable. I wish there was something I could do. 我知道你很难过 我真的希望能帮上忙 
[01:45.80]I wish I were a sea horse. 我希望我是海马 
[01:51.64]Because with sea horses, it's the male. They carry the babies. 因为是公海马 负责孵育小宝宝 
[01:58.55]And then also, I'd be far away in the sea. 而且，我可以逃到海里 
[02:14.90]God. 天啊 
[02:17.13]I have never been so uncomfortable in my entire life. 我这辈子 从来没有这么难受过 
[02:22.64]I know. I remember toward the end.. 我了解，我记得… 
[02:25.21]That's a great story. Tell it while you're getting me some iced tea. 那是个很棒的故事 帮我拿冰茶来再说 
[02:33.05]Oh, God, get out! Get out, get out, get out! 天啊，滚出来，滚出来，滚出来 
[02:39.22]Let's. 走吧 
[02:43.02]The One Where Rachel Is Late 本集播出：迟来的宝宝 
[00:00.00]
[03:22.23]Hey, did you have the baby yet? 你的宝宝生了吗？ 
[03:27.47]Do you want me to sit on you? Because I'll do it. 你要我坐在你身上吗？ 因为我真的会那么做 
[03:31.64]-What are you doing here? -They sent me home from work. -你在这里做什么？ -公司要我回家 
[03:35.41]They said, "Start your maternity leave now. Just rest." 他们说“开始休产假 回家去休息吧” 
[03:39.08]You know what? Screw them! 你知道吗？去他们的 
[03:41.25]If they don't want me there, I'll hang out with you guys. 如果他们不要我待在那里 我可以跟你们鬼混 
[03:46.12]Or you could do volunteer work. 或许你可以去做义工 
[03:50.99]-Hello? -Joey, it's Estelle. -哈啰 -乔伊，我是雅诗黛 
[03:53.96]I was able to get you and one guest tickets to your premiere. 我帮你跟你的一个朋友 弄到首映会的门票 
[03:59.20]-You told me I could have six tickets. -I sold four on eBay. -你说我可以拿六张票 -我把四张拿去网站拍卖了 
[04:06.17]You'll be sitting next to HotGuy 372. 你得坐在帅哥372旁边 
[04:10.65]So that's it? I only get to bring one guest? 就那样？ 我只能带一个朋友去？ 
[04:14.12]Yeah. What time you wanna pick me up? 对 你什么时候来接我？ 
[04:18.69]Hello? 喂？ 
[04:21.19]You hear that? I only get one extra ticket to my premiere. 你们听到了吗？ 我只能带一个朋友参加首映会 
[04:24.83]So somehow I have to pick between you three and Ross. 所以我得在你们三个 跟罗斯之间做挑选 
[04:30.80]-What about me? -You said you didn't want to go. -我呢？ -你说过你不想去 
[04:34.64]I don't. But I would still like to be acknowledged. 没错 但我还是希望有被重视的感觉 
[04:37.74]-Because I'm pregnant, I'm invisible? -Definitely not invisible. -我怀孕了就变成隐形人？ -你绝不是隐形人 
[04:44.85]Ross didn't care enough to be here, so he's out. 罗斯根本不在这里 所以他出局了 
[04:48.82]-You snooze, you lose. -He's not snoozing. He's teaching. -你打瞌睡你就输了 -他没有打瞌睡，他在教书 
[04:52.82]Well, then somebody's snoozing. 那么一定有人在打瞌睡 
[04:55.26]And, Joey, not that this should affect you at all, but if you pick me.. 乔伊，我不是要你听我的 但如果你选了我… 
[05:00.83]I was planning on wearing a sequin dress cut down to here. 我计划穿露到这里的 紧身洋装 
[05:07.57]-I haven't seen this dress. -Star in a movie. -我还没有看过这套洋装 -我可以当电影明星 
[05:12.14]Pick whoever you want. Listen to your heart. What does it tell you? 你想挑谁都可以，听你的心说话 它跟你说了什么？ 
[05:17.18]Phoebe. Phoebe. Phoebe. 菲比… 
[05:21.72]Well.. 这个嘛… 
[05:26.09]I think I want to take Chandler. 我想我要挑钱德 
[05:28.76]Phoebe, Phoebe, Phoebe. 菲比… 
[05:34.16]-You want to take me? -Yeah, I wish I could take everybody. -你要挑我？ -对，我希望能带大家去 
[05:38.37]But Chandler's always supported my career. 但钱德一直都很支持我的事业 
[05:41.54]He's paid for acting classes, headshots and stuff. 他帮我付表演课 跟沙龙照等等的费用 
[05:45.24]This will be my way of paying you back. 这就是我回报你的方式 
[05:48.18]So you're never actually going to pay me back? 所以你打算不还我钱？ 
[05:53.78]Just because he paid for your headshots, you're gonna take him? 只因为他帮你付沙龙照的钱 你就要选他？ 
[05:58.25]I don't think you're comprehending just how slutty this dress is. 我想你不了解那件洋装有多露 
[06:04.23]It's not just the stuff he paid for. It's everything, you know? 不光只因为他付了钱 他真的很支持我，你们知道吗？ 
[06:09.10]He read lines with me. He went with me on auditions when I was nervous. 他跟我对台词 我很紧张时陪我去试镜 
[06:13.43]Then he consoled me after I didn't get parts that I wanted. 当我没拿到我要的角色时 他会安慰我 
[06:16.84]You always believed in me, man, even when I didn't. 你一直相信我 即使连我都不相信自己 
[06:20.64]I always knew you were gonna make it. I'm so proud of you. 我一直都知道你会成功 我非常以你为荣 
[06:24.98]Thanks, that means a lot to me. 谢谢，那对我来说很重要 
[06:31.42]Mon, maybe one of these guys wants to wear your dress. 摩妮卡，或许他们之中 有人想穿你的洋装 
[06:35.92]-I'm gonna go shave. -Yeah, well, I'm gonna go spit. -我得去刮胡子 -对，我得去吐痰了 
[06:46.00]I have to pee. 我得去尿尿了 
[06:47.77]If I don't come out, it's because I've choked to death on the potpourri stink. 五分钟后如果我没出来 那是因为我被花香味薰死了 
[06:54.68]You hold her nose, I'll blow in her mouth and the kid'll just.. out of her. 等她出来时你捏住她的鼻子 我对她的嘴巴吹气，宝宝就会掉出来 
[07:02.55]She's a week late. She's got to have it today. 她晚了一个星期 今天她一定会生 
[07:05.95]I don't know. I think it's still gonna be a while. 我不知道 我想应该还要一阵子 
[07:10.63]Care to make it interesting? 你想加点刺激吗？ 
[07:13.29]-I bet you she'll have it tomorrow. -You're on. -我跟你赌她明天会生 -没问题 
[07:16.90]-Okay, how much? -One hundred thousand dollars. -好吧，赌多少？ -10万 
[07:21.84]-How about 50 bucks? -I'll call Zurich and move some money. -50块如何？ -我会打电话到苏黎世请他们汇钱来 
[07:27.04]All right, whose turn is it to help me get up? 好了，这次轮到谁来扶我？ 
[07:31.88]No one's here. 没有人在 
[07:36.22]Oh, damn it! 该死 
[07:42.06]《在那边》 （世界首映会） 
[07:51.57]This is exciting. So glamorous! People taking our picture. How do I look? 这真的是太刺激了，太棒了 好多人帮我们拍照，我看起来如何？ 
[07:57.21]-A little tall. -What? -太高了一点 -什么？ 
[08:00.14]Would you crouch down a bit so that I look taller? 你能不能蹲低一点 让我看起来高一点？ 
[08:05.58]There you go. 这样好 
[08:09.55]It's just so glamorous. 真的是太棒了 
[08:15.79]Oh, hey, Mon? Rach is here. 摩妮卡，瑞秋来了 
[08:18.93]And you're still pregnant. 你还没生 
[08:22.06]I'm sorry. I know how uncomfortable you are. 真对不起 我知道你很不舒服 
[08:25.30]You know what? You look great. Yeah, like 50 bucks. 你知道吗？你看起来棒极了 就跟50块钞票一样 
[08:31.94]I have to go pee. Apparently this baby thinks my bladder is a squeeze toy. 我得去尿尿，很明显地这个宝宝 把我的膀胱当成玩具捏 
[08:39.65]Damn it. Here's your 50 bucks. 该死，50块拿去 
[08:43.62]That's interesting that you lost. Now, I forget, do you like to lose? 你会输真的是太有趣了 我忘了，你喜欢输吗？ 
[08:48.82]All right, stop it. 好吧，别说了 
[08:51.29]-Double or nothing she has it tomorrow. -Fine. -我们加倍来赌她明天会生 -好吧 
[08:54.66]Until then, General Grant, why don't you set up camp.. right there? 在那之前，葛兰特将军 你为什么不在这里…扎营？ 
[09:01.57]-Rachel here? We have an appointment. -In the bathroom. -瑞秋在这里吗？我们得去看医生 -在厕所里 
[09:05.44]-Rach, we gotta go. -In a minute! -瑞秋，我们得走了 -马上好 
[09:10.81]People ask why we're not together. I just don't know what to tell them. 大家问我们为什么不在一起 我不知道该怎么告诉他们 
[09:16.38]All right, let's go. 好吧，我们该走了 
[09:19.29]Oh, wait a minute. 等一下 
[09:21.42]Do I have to pee again? 我又得尿尿吗？ 
[09:23.29]No, I'm good. 不，我没事 
[09:25.56]Do you want to go change first? 你要不要先去换衣服？ 
[09:28.10]The doctor's staying open late for us, but if you hurry.. 医生会等我们 但如果你快一点… 
[09:33.33]-No, I'm fine. -You don't think that's inappropriate? -不，我很好 -你不觉那套衣服很不适当吗？ 
[09:37.51]-What? -Good God, man. Don't anger it. -什么？ -天啊，别火上加油 
[09:44.41]Ross, it is 100 degrees outside. For the first time in weeks, I am.. 罗斯，外面有一百度 这是好几个星期以来我第一次… 
[09:50.48]Fine. Whatever you want. You're the mommy. 好吧，随便你 你是妈咪 
[09:54.32]No! Don't call me "Mommy." 不，别叫我“妈咪” 
[09:56.56]It's bad enough you call your own mother that. 你那样叫你妈就已经够糟了 
[10:01.03]I'm actually with her on this one. 这一次我同意她的说法 
[10:03.90]Come on, Ross. We're gonna be late. 快点，罗斯 我们要迟到了 
[10:09.20]Either of you want to be Ross? 你们想不想当罗斯？ 
[10:19.08]I thought I knew who the enemy was, but it was you. 我以为我知道敌人是谁 但敌人却是你 
[10:21.98]Okay, this is it. This is my big fight scene coming up. 好吧 我的打斗戏要开始了 
[10:26.92]I'm fighting for every man in the 82nd Ground Division. 我要打倒 82地面师的每个人 
[10:39.33]Ross? Can I ask you something? 罗斯 我能问你一件事吗？ 
[10:43.14]When Carol was pregnant with Ben.. 卡萝怀班的时候… 
[10:47.64]were you this irritating? 你有这么暴躁吗？ 
[10:53.88]-Excuse me? -Nothing. You're just.. -你说什么？ -没事，你只是… 
[10:56.25]You've been a little short with me lately. I'm not trying to irritate you. 你最近对我很不耐烦 我不想惹毛你 
[11:01.69]Well, then, you must have a natural talent for it. 那么你一定是有惹毛我的天份 
[11:05.93]The doctor will be in soon. Why don't we not speak until then? 医生马上到 在那之前我们还是别说话 
[11:10.67]Okay. 好吧 
[11:16.37]Seriously. Breathe louder, Ross. That's great. 说真的，呼吸大声一点，罗斯 那真的太棒了 
[11:22.98]We should ask the doctor if she even knows.. 我们应该问医生 她知不知道… 
[11:26.28]how to deliver a baby that's half human, half pure evil! 怎么接生半人半恶魔的孩子 
[11:34.22]-Hi, Dr. Long. How are you? -You're nice to her. -朗医生，你好吗？ -你对她很好 
[11:37.49]She has the drugs. 她有药 
[11:41.43]We'll do a quick check. -我很快帮你检查一下 -好的 
[11:43.96]Eight days late, huh? You must be getting uncomfortable. 已经迟了八天吗？ 你一定会很不舒服 
[11:47.94]Yeah, just a tad. 对，只有一点 
[11:51.44]You're 80% effaced. You're on your way. It still could last a while. 宝宝已经下降了八成，就快了 但你可能还得等上一阵子 
[11:56.64]-There are ways to help things along. -Do them! -如果你很急，有些方式可以帮助你 -那就做吧 
[12:02.72]Actually, they're things that you can do. Home remedies. 事实上你可以用这些方法 在家做治疗 
[12:06.75]In my experience, I've found some are very effective. 根据我的经验 我发现有些方法很有效 
[12:10.76]-Well, we are ready to try anything. -There's an herbal tea you can drink. -我们愿意尝试任何事 -你可以喝一种药草茶 
[12:16.60]You can take some castor oil. There's spicy foods. 你可以喝麻子油 吃辣的食物 
[12:20.47]We will do all of those. 我们全部都愿意 
[12:22.50]-Taking a long walk. -Good. Done. -散很久的步 -很好，没问题 
[12:25.04]And there's the one that's proved most effective: sex. 根据证实最有效的方法 就是做爱 
[12:34.75]You've got to be kidding me! 你一定是在开玩笑 
[12:51.00]Good job, Joe! Well done! Top-notch! 演的好，乔伊，太棒了，一流的 
[12:54.80]-You liked it? You really liked it? -Oh, yeah! -你真的喜欢吗？ -喜欢 
[12:58.24]-Well, which part exactly? -The whole thing! Here we go! -你喜欢哪个部份？ -全部，我们走吧 
[13:02.98]No, no, no. Give me some specifics. 不，说详细一点 
[13:05.55]I loved the specifics. The specifics were the best part. 我喜欢全部 全部都很棒 
[13:09.82]Hey, what about the scene with the kangaroo? Did you like that part? 袋鼠的那一段呢？ 你喜欢吗？ 
[13:15.89]I was surprised to see a kangaroo in a World War I epic. 看到一次大战的电影里 出现袋鼠我吓了一大跳 
[13:22.56]You fell asleep! 你睡着了 
[13:25.03]There was no kangaroo! They didn't take any of my suggestions! 片中没有袋鼠 他们没有接纳我的意见 
[13:32.04]-I can't believe you fell asleep. -I can't believe it either. -我不敢相信你睡着了 -我也不敢相信 
[13:36.98]Maybe it didn't happen. 或许它没有发生 
[13:39.78]Maybe you fell asleep and dreamt the whole thing. 或许你睡着了 这一切都是你在做梦 
[13:43.85]And this conversation we're having right now is part of that dream. 我们现在的谈话也是在你梦中 
[13:47.79]Wake up, Joe! 醒一醒，乔伊 
[13:54.50]-Thanks for coming. See you later. -Don't go. I'm so sorry. -谢谢你来看，回头见 -别走了，我很抱歉 
[13:59.63]Look, this guy fell asleep! He fell asleep too! Be mad at him! 听着，这家伙睡着了 他也睡着了，生他的气啊 
[14:05.04]Or call an ambulance! 或是叫救护车来 
[14:11.81]What did the doctor say? Any news on when the baby will come? 医生说什么？ 知道宝宝何时会出生吗？ 
[14:15.88]No. She gave us ideas on how to induce labor. 不，她教我们 如何加速生产的脚步 
[14:19.52]We tried them all. 我们都试过了 
[14:21.12]We went for a walk, we tried tea, castor oil, spicy food. Nothing worked. 我们去散步，喝了茶 吃麻子油跟辣的食物，通通没用 
[14:27.16]There is one thing we didn't try. 有个方法我们没试 
[14:29.66]But someone thinks that that will open up a can of worms. 但有人觉得 那会惹来大麻烦 
[14:33.97]If it's gonna help bring the baby here, today.. 什么办法？ 如果有办法让宝宝在今天出生… 
[14:38.01]I think you should do it. 我想你们应该试试看 
[14:41.98]-It's sex. -Do it! -我们得做爱 -就做啊 
[14:45.81]-Monica. -It's been a really long time for you. -摩妮卡 -你们很久没做爱了 
[14:49.68]I mean, women have needs. Do it. Get yours. 我是说女人也有需要 快去吧，满足你的需要 
[14:55.82]Oh, I don't know about that. 这个嘛，我不知道… 
[14:59.53]I think if the two of you had sex, the repercussions would be catastrophic. 我想如果你们两个做爱 结果一定会很糟糕 
[15:06.83]All right, let's be practical. 好吧，我们实际一点 
[15:09.30]If Ross isn't willing, he's not the only guy you can have sex with. 如果罗斯不愿意 不只他能跟你做爱 
[15:15.58]You could borrow Chandler. Chandler is good. 你可以借用钱德 钱德很厉害 
[15:20.41]Okay, okay. Yeah, I don't think I wanna do that. 好吧 我不想那么做 
[15:24.99]You sure? I'm just saying.. 你确定？我是说… 
[15:27.29]the baby's head isn't getting any smaller. 宝宝的头不会愈变愈小 
[15:32.89]Monica, what is the matter with you? 摩妮卡，你是怎么了？ 
[15:36.10]-I just want the baby to be born today. -Why today? -我只是希望宝宝能在今天出生 -为什么一定要今天？ 
[15:40.63]Okay, fine. 好吧 
[15:42.97]I bet Phoebe that you're gonna have the baby, and I don't want to lose. 我一直在跟菲比打赌你会生 我不想再输钱了 
[15:48.21]What? While she's been going through this hell, you've been making money? 什么？她这么痛苦 你们却在赌钱？ 
[15:53.81]You're betting on your friend staying in this misery? 你们拿朋友是否会持续 这种难忍的痛苦来当赌注？ 
[16:00.62]-I'll take that bet. -What? -我要赌 -什么？ 
[16:04.33]I'm miserable. I may as well make some money out of it. 我已经够惨了 还不如找点钱赚 
[16:08.56]Can I get some of that action? 我也可以加入吗？ 
[16:11.17]I'm betting against all of you? 等等，现在变成我跟你们三个对赌？ 
[16:13.70]I really feel like tomorrow it's gonna happen. 别担心 我真的觉得应该是明天 
[16:16.87]Okay. 好吧 
[16:21.88]Sixty,80,100. 60，80，100 
[16:25.38]And 50. 50块 
[16:28.35]And two. 两块 
[16:31.39]Yeah, baby. 好耶，宝贝 
[16:40.03]Hey, Sleeping Beauty. 嘿，睡美人 
[16:43.40]Where have you been? I want to talk to you. I still feel bad. 你跑到哪里去了？ 我想跟你谈一谈，我还是很难过 
[16:47.84]Oh, no. Were you upset? Did you lose sleep? 不，你很难过？ 你睡不着吗？ 
[16:52.21]I'm so sorry. 我很抱歉 
[16:53.81]The reason I came over is to settle things between us. You've done a lot for me. 我来这里解决我们之间的问题 你帮了我很多忙 
[16:58.51]I wanted to pay you back with the premiere, but you missed it. 我请你去看首映会报答你 但你睡着了 
[17:02.22]-So how much do I owe you? -What? -我欠你多少钱？ -什么？ 
[17:04.72]-I don't want to owe you anything. -You don't owe me. -我不想欠你 -你不欠我 
[17:08.56]-I don't want your.. -We're doing this! -我不要你的… -我们得这么做 
[17:11.33]You got me my first headshots. How much? 你帮我付第一次沙龙照的费用 多少钱？ 
[17:14.53]-I don't know, $500. -Okay, $500. What else? -我不知道，五百块 -好吧，五百块，还有呢？ 
[17:19.03]Then there was the second set. The infamous "booger" headshots. 还有第二组沙龙照 可怕的“怪物”大头照 
[17:24.91]Okay, so that's another $500. That's 500 and 500. That's.. 好吧，再加五百块 五百加五百是… 
[17:33.51]-You want a calculator? -Please. -你需要计算器吗？ -谢谢 
[17:37.82]Here. 拿去 
[17:44.02]All right, what else? 好吧，还有呢？ 
[17:45.63]Well, there's acting classes, stage-combat classes, tap classes.. 还有表演课 舞台打斗课，踢踏舞课… 
[17:50.76]Which we're still keeping under our hats. 还不只是那些 
[17:53.90]That dialect coach who helped you with a Southern accent. 我付钱请教练教你说南方腔 
[17:58.54]Which, after 20 hours of lessons, still came out Jamaican. 上了20小时的课后 你还是满口牙买加腔 
[18:03.91]What the hell are you talking about? The South will rise again, man. 你在胡说什么？ “南方将会再起” 
[18:12.15]Yes, money well-spent. 对，那笔钱花得很值得 
[18:15.09]Okay, what else? Rent. 好吧，还有呢？房租 
[18:17.46]Two, three years of rent, utilities, food.. 两、三年的房租 杂支费、伙食费… 
[18:22.40]Okay, so I'm writing you a check for.. 好吧 我写张支票给你… 
[18:27.90]So you fell asleep during my movie. Big deal, right? 你看我的电影看到睡着了 没什么大不了的，对吧？ 
[18:34.17]How do you clear this thing? 这玩意要怎么消除？ 
[18:41.45]Finish your enchilada. 把你的墨西哥卷吃掉 
[18:43.65]Ross, we've tried all the spicy food. It's not working. 罗斯，我们试过所有的辣食物 根本没用 
[18:47.86]Okay, here, have one of these peppers. 好吧，拿去，吃根辣椒 
[18:53.99]Oh, God. So hot. Oh, my God. 天啊，好辣，我的天啊 
[18:59.17]By the way, you don't want to touch the pepper and then touch your eye. 还有拿过辣椒后别用手摸眼睛 
[19:06.24]I am feeling nothing. 我没有感觉 
[19:12.81]Speaking of hot, watching you do that.. 说到辣 看到你那么做… 
[19:16.12]really makes me want to have sex with you. 真的让我想跟你做爱 
[19:20.25]-Stop it. -Come on! Why are we wasting time? -别闹了 -快点，我们为什么要浪费时间？ 
[19:23.96]We know it's gonna work. It's doctor-recommended. 我们知道它会成功 这是医生的建议 
[19:28.66]I'm sorry. But we have to have some boundaries. My God, I'm dying. 抱歉，但我们得谨守份际 天啊，我快辣死了 
[19:34.70]We've done it before. We'll do it again. 我们以前做过 可以再做一次 
[19:37.91]It'll be a nice way to bookend the pregnancy. 那是结束怀孕的好办法 
[19:41.31]I'm not gonna make love to you so you'll go into labor. 我不会因为要让你生孩子 就跟你做爱 
[19:45.01]Make love? What are you, a girl? 做爱？你是娘娘腔吗？ 
[19:50.28]Always a great way to get into a man's pants. 那是惹毛男人最棒的方法 
[19:53.79]You'll be performing a service. Think of me as a ketchup bottle. 你只是在提供服务 把我当成一罐蕃茄酱 
[19:58.53]Sometimes, you have to bang on the end of it to get it to come out. 有时候你得敲敲瓶底 才能把蕃茄酱倒出来 
[20:05.23]I love when you talk dirty to me. 我喜欢你说脏话的样子 
[20:09.87]I know it. You're right. That's not sexy. 我知道，那说的对 那一点都不性感 
[20:16.24]Oh, I seem to have dropped my fork. 我的叉子掉了 
[20:19.98]Let me just bend over and get it. 我得弯下腰来捡它 
[20:29.89]Oh, God! 天啊 
[20:34.46]Okay, enough. This is not going to happen. 好吧，够了 这是不可能发生的 
[20:38.20]Come on, Ross. I'm miserable here. 来吧，罗斯，我真的很难受 
[20:41.00]Come on, you started this, now you finish it! 来吧，这是你惹出来的 你得结束它 
[20:45.41]Come on, wuss. Make love to me. 来吧，懦夫，跟我做爱 
[20:50.01]-You know what? -What? -你知道吗？ -什么？ 
[20:53.48]Forget it. 算了 
[20:56.38]What now, Ross, you're not gonna talk? 怎么了？罗斯 你不想谈吗？ 
[20:59.85]How on earth will you ever annoy me? 你到底要惹我惹到什么时候？ 
[21:03.86]Oh, wait a minute, I know. 等一下，我知道了 
[21:10.13]You'd think the jalapeno would clear up your sinuses, but no! 你觉得辣椒能治好 你的鼻窦炎，但是你错了 
[21:14.60]That's not enough.. What are you doing? 那还是不够… 你在做什么？ 
[21:17.37]I'm getting that baby out of you! 我要让你把宝宝生出来 
[21:27.05]-Oh, God! -I know. -天啊 -我知道 
[21:29.12]Oh, no, no, no. 不 
[21:32.02]I think my water just broke. 我想我的羊水破了 
[21:35.46]I am good! 我太厉害了 
[21:39.56]Okay, I got the pillow. I got the bag. 好吧，我拿了枕头 还有包包 
[21:43.83]-You got the keys? -I got the keys. -你拿了钥匙吗？ -我拿了 
[21:51.77]We're having a baby. 我们的宝宝要出生了 
[22:06.92]I didn't have time to read this part of the books, but do we have time..? 我还来不及看书上这个部份 但我们有时间… 
[22:12.09]-Not so much. -Okay, let's go. -我们的时间不多 -好吧，我们走吧 
[22:19.60]-200. -Thank you. -两百 -谢谢 
[22:21.00]That's it. I don't care when the baby comes. No more betting. 够了，我不在乎宝宝何时出生 我不要赌了 
[22:25.17]Okay. 好吧 
[22:28.21]Hello? 喂？ 
[22:37.38]I guess we could bet one more time. 我们再赌一次也无妨 
[22:40.99]-Is Rachel having the baby? -How did you know that? -瑞秋要生了吗？ -你怎么知道？ 
[22:45.73]-Joey! Chandler! -They're at the coffee house. -乔伊，钱德，时间到了！ -他们在咖啡厅 
[22:49.16]You know everything! 你什么都知道 
[22:51.87]Wait. I bet you the baby is over 7 pounds. 等一下 我跟你赌宝宝超过七磅重 
[22:56.47]I bet you it has hair! I bet you it's a girl. 我跟你赌宝宝有头发 我跟你赌是女儿 
[23:00.37]-We know it's a girl. -I'll give you really good odds. -我们知道她要生女儿 -我给你很高的赔率 
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