[00:04.58]Oh, my God, we did it! 我的天啊，我们真的那么做了 
[00:06.75]We just got married. Right there! 我们刚刚结婚了，就在那里 
[00:10.46]Is that your ring? 那是你的戒指吗？ 
[00:15.23]We're off to a good start. 我们有个不错的开始 
[00:18.23]-And, you sure you're not pregnant? -Yeah. I'm sure. -你确定你没有怀孕？ -我很确定 
[00:22.00]But if you're ready to have kids we got a room upstairs. 如果你准备好要生孩子 楼上有房间 
[00:24.97]I mean, I'll blow off this party right now. I'll do it! 我是说我会搞砸这个派对 我会那么做的 
[00:36.58]Okay, you guys, that ceremony was so beautiful. 好了，大伙们 婚礼非常温馨 
[00:39.35]Was it?! Was it perfect?! Is it too soon to see the video?! 是吗？它很完美吗？ 录影带冲洗好了吗？ 
[00:43.59]Can we just please take a moment? Our two best friends just got married. 大家能不能安静一分钟？ 我们两个好朋友刚刚结婚 
[00:49.06]We are so blessed to be able to share in this incredible joy. 我们可以跟他们分享喜悦 真的非常幸运 
[00:53.67]That is so true. 一点都没错 
[00:56.30]Mon, is it too late to switch from chicken to steak? 摩妮卡，现在把鸡肉 换成牛排太晚了吧？ 
[01:01.57]I'm so happy for you guys. And you are both so lucky! 我为你们感到高兴 你们太幸运了 
[01:06.38]I mean, you both said the right names 你们叫对了彼此的名字 
[01:11.62]And nobody was drunk. 没有人喝醉 
[01:14.15]Okay. 好吧 
[01:15.59]And nobody was gay. 没有人是同性恋 
[01:19.92]And on your first try. 这是你们的第一次婚姻 
[01:25.63]The One After I Do 本集播出：婚礼之后 
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[02:01.70]Great. Great. Just give me a sec to change film. 太棒了 让我换一下底片 
[02:05.30]I know I'm not supposed to know, but I do and I'm so excited for you. 我知道你不希望我知道 但我知道了，我为你感到高兴 
[02:10.34]-What's going on? -Monica's pregnant. -发生了什么事？ -摩妮卡怀孕了 
[02:14.38]Oh, my God. Is that why you guys had to get married? 天啊 所以你们两个要结婚？ 
[02:18.25]-Guys, I'm not pregnant. -Oh, slow swimmers? -听着，我没有怀孕 -精子游得太慢了？ 
[02:24.52]What?! What do you mean? You're not pregnant? 什么？你是什么意思？ 你没有怀孕？ 
[02:27.23]-You didn't tell anybody I was, did you? -No. -你没有告诉任何人我怀孕了吧？ -没有 
[02:31.50]I'll be right back. 我马上回来 
[02:34.07]You. Take a lot of pictures. 你，多拍一些照片 
[02:37.10]Why don't we get a shot of Monica and the bloody soldier. 我们为什么不拍张 摩妮卡跟英勇士兵的合照？ 
[02:39.97]About that, Joey, you have to change before the party. 关于那一点，乔伊 你得在婚宴开始前换套衣服 
[02:43.04]-I can't. I don't have any other clothes here. -Find some, please. -我办不到，我没带衣服来换 -拜托你去找套衣服 
[02:46.48]Anything that doesn't say, "I died tragically in France." 别再穿着 “我在法国战死”的衣服 
[02:50.82]-Fine! -And be careful who you hug, okay? -好吧 -不要乱抱任何人，好吗？ 
[02:53.45]My father's upstairs in tears because you got blood on his dress. 我爸在楼上哭得半死 因为你害他的礼服沾到了血 
[02:59.22]Why don't we see the bride and the groom, and the bridesmaids. 我们为什么不让新人 跟伴娘们合照一些照片？ 
[03:04.03]Hey, Mon, why'd you tell the guys that you weren't pregnant? 摩妮卡，你为什么告诉大家 你没有怀孕？ 
[03:07.40]-Because I'm not. -We found your tests. -因为我没有怀孕 -我们发现了你的验孕棒 
[03:10.24]If you're not pregnant.. 如果你没有怀孕… 
[03:16.67]it's because I am. 那是因为我怀孕了 
[03:20.11]What are you talking about? 你在胡说什么？ 
[03:22.38]Yes, I am with child. 对，我怀了孩子 
[03:27.12]I didn't want to say anything because it's your day. 我不想说 因为今天是你们的大喜之日 
[03:29.95]-I didn't wanna steal your thunder. -So you told people I was pregnant? -我不想抢了你的风采 -于是你告诉大家我怀孕了？ 
[03:34.19]Does this look like a conversation I want to remember? 这是那种 我会想记住的对话吗？ 
[03:38.23]-Who's the father? -Yeah. -孩子的爸是谁？ -对 
[03:40.50]I can't say. 我不能说 
[03:42.50]-Why? -Why not? -为什么？ -为什么不行？ 
[03:44.57]I can't say because he's famous. 我不能说，因为他是名人 
[03:48.81]Oh, my God. Who is it? 天啊，他是谁？ 
[03:52.28]Phoebe, come on, you have to tell us. 菲比，你得告诉我们 
[03:54.45]Okay, okay, it's James Brolin. 好吧，是詹姆斯布洛林 
[03:59.18]James Brolin is the father of my baby. 詹姆斯布洛林是孩子的爸爸 
[04:02.22]As in Barbra Streisand's husband James Brolin? 你是说芭芭拉史翠珊的老公 詹姆斯布洛林？ 
[04:06.02]What?! 什么？ 
[04:07.93]Well, he never said that to me. 他一直都没有告诉我 
[04:11.86]Monica, if you step away, we'll get Chandler and the bridesmaids. 摩妮卡，请你先离开 我们要拍钱德跟伴娘的合照 
[04:15.40]How about just the bridesmaids? 何不只拍伴娘的合照呢？ 
[04:17.64]I am the groom. I was told it was a big deal. 我是伴郎 听说这个位置很重要 
[04:20.27]-It is. -Yeah. -没错 -对 
[04:24.21]Oh, my God. 天啊 
[04:25.64]Thank you for that. I can't deal with the stress quite yet. 谢谢你 我还没有办法承受那样的压力 
[04:28.68]Instead you told me Monica was pregnant? 于是你告诉我 摩妮卡怀孕了？ 
[04:30.72]You said she was. I didn't disagree with you. 是你说她怀孕了 我没有反驳你 
[04:33.52]Sneaky. 很狡猾吧 
[04:35.69]Smile, ladies! 笑一个，小姐们 
[04:38.49]-By the way, James Brolin? -I know. -对了，詹姆斯布洛林？ -我知道 
[04:41.99]I could only think of two names: him and Ed Begley Jr. 我脑海里浮起两个人名 他跟小艾德贝格利 
[04:46.97]-Then I remembered he's gay, so.. -Ed Begley Jr. is not gay. -然后我想起来他是男同志，所以… -小艾德贝格利不是男同志 
[04:52.37]Really? 真的吗？ 
[04:57.28]Congratulations! 恭喜 
[04:59.34]Look who's married! And just in time too, I hear. 看看谁结婚了 我听说你们是奉子成婚 
[05:02.35]What? Ross! 什么？罗斯 
[05:05.62]So if you've got this all under control, I'm just gonna.. 如果你不去好好解释 我会… 
[05:11.49]I just wanted you to know that you have made us happier 我只是要你知道 你让我们更快乐了 
[05:15.03]You have given us more joy.. 你让我们更加高兴… 
[05:17.36]I'm not pregnant. 我没有怀孕 
[05:19.23]What? 什么？ 
[05:22.17]I'm not pregnant. 我没有怀孕 
[05:25.84]Oh, well. 好吧 
[05:28.11]But I did still get married today. 但我今天还是结婚了 
[05:30.78]Whatever. 随便 
[05:43.82]Thank you very much. 谢谢 
[05:45.66]Ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure to introduce to you: 各位先生女士 我很荣幸跟大家介绍 
[05:49.86]Mr. and Mrs. Chandler Bing. 钱德宾夫妇 
[05:58.37]-Before we go out there, I got a present. -I'm not gonna put my hand in your pocket. -到舞池前我要送你一份礼物 -我不想把手伸到你的口袋里 
[06:03.57]-No. I've been taking dancing lessons. -What? -不，我去上了舞蹈课 -什么？ 
[06:07.25]For the last six weeks. I wanted this to be a moment you'd never forget. 我上了六星期的舞蹈课 我希望这一刻能让你永生难忘 
[06:11.48]That is so sweet. 那真的是太体贴了 
[06:13.25]So would you care to join me in our first dance as husband and wife? 你愿不愿意以夫妻的身份 跟我跳第一只舞？ 
[06:16.82]Yes. 我愿意 
[06:22.73]-What's the matter? -It's these new shoes, they're all slippery. -怎么了？ -我的新鞋太滑了 
[06:26.70]-Are you gonna be able to do this? -Not well. -你能跳舞吗？ -不太行 
[06:36.34]Well, the good news is, I don't think anyone's looking at us. 好消息是 我想没有人在看我们 
[06:40.71]So are you ready to talk about it? 你准备要谈了吗？ 
[06:44.12]No. 不 
[06:46.98]Now? 现在呢？ 
[06:49.89]No! 不 
[06:51.59]-We'll talk about something else then. -Thank you. -我们来谈别的事 -谢谢 
[06:54.43]Who's the father? 孩子的爸是谁？ 
[06:56.76]Honey, I haven't told him yet.. 甜心，我还没有告诉他… 
[06:58.90]so, until I do, I don't think I should tell anybody else. 我打算先告诉他 再告诉其他人 
[07:02.87]That's fine. That's fair. 没关系，那很公平 
[07:05.17]-Is it Tag? -Phoebe! -是泰格吗？ -菲比 
[07:07.44]Okay, I'm sorry. I'll stop. 好吧，对不起，我不说了 
[07:09.81]Is it Ross? It's Ross, isn't it? 是罗斯吗？是罗斯吧？ 
[07:11.64]-Oh, my God, it's Joey! -Stop it. Okay? -天啊，是乔伊 -别说了，好吗？ 
[07:14.75]I am not gonna tell you until I tell him. 在告诉他之前 我不会告诉你的 
[07:17.65]At least we know it's a him. 至少我们知道他是个男的 
[07:26.06]Oh, sweet Lord. 天啊 
[07:28.13]I'm sorry, okay? I went down to the gift shop. 对不起，好吗？ 我跑到礼品店 
[07:30.70]It was either this or a bathrobe. What's more important: 那里只卖这个跟浴袍 什么事比较重要呢？ 
[07:34.07]The way I'm dressed, or being with you today? 我的穿着打扮 还是我今天能够出席？ 
[07:36.73]Honey, I'm not gonna even pretend I was listening. Hey! Hey! 我不会假装 我听到你说什么 
[07:48.01]I'm Ross, I don't believe we met. I'm Monica's older brother. 我是罗斯，我相信我们没有见过 我是摩妮卡的哥哥 
[07:51.72]Hi, I'm Mona from her restaurant. 我是她在餐厅的同事蒙娜 
[07:55.72]Hello, Mona from her restaurant. 你好，她在餐厅的同事蒙娜 
[08:03.33]Mona. What a beautiful name. 蒙娜，这个名字很美 
[08:06.06]You think so? I always kind of hated it. 你真的那么想？ 我一直都很讨厌这个名字 
[08:09.00]Come on! Mona Lisa. 少来了，蒙娜丽莎 
[08:11.44]Mona... 蒙娜… 
[08:14.21]Llegglachen. 利格拉齐 
[08:16.74]The famous botanist. 她是著名的植物学家 
[08:19.51]Oh, no, she's.. Well, she's dead now, but.. 不，她… 她死了，但是… 
[08:23.61]Supposedly she was once quite the hottie of the plant world. 她曾经是植物学界 最性感的女人 
[08:28.45]Really? 真的吗？ 
[08:29.89]-See, I never knew about her. -Linda Llegglachen.. -我根本不认识她 -琳达利格拉齐… 
[08:38.16]So, what table are you at? 你在几号桌？ 
[08:42.47]Me too. 我也是 
[08:43.94]Good. Now there'll be someone there who likes my name. 很好，那么有个喜欢我名字的人 会跟我同桌 
[08:47.07]Yes, there will. 对，没错 
[08:55.58]Guess what, Molly Gilbert. You've just been bumped up to table one. 猜怎么了？茉莉吉柏特 你刚刚被踢到一号桌 
[09:01.05]And if it's all right with you, I'll take your place at table six. 如果你没有意见的话 我要代替你坐到六号桌 
[09:05.92]Martin Llegglachen. 马丁利格拉齐 
[09:09.93]That's better. Now, just bend your arms a little bit. Now look straight ahead. 那样子好多了，现在双手弯曲 眼睛看前方 
[09:14.33]This time I want you to really put your ass into it. 这次我要你 臀部用力顶 
[09:22.14]Who's slippery now? 看你还滑不滑？ 
[09:25.38]Isn't that just the best feeling? Rubbing a fork on the bottom of your shoe? 那真的很棒吧？ 拿叉子去磨你的鞋底？ 
[09:31.45]Chandler, darling, look, my date has finally arrived. 钱德，你看 我的男伴终于来了 
[09:35.29]I'd like you to meet Dennis Phillips. Dennis, this is my son, Chandler. 我要你见见丹尼斯菲利浦斯 丹尼斯，他是我儿子钱德 
[09:40.22]-Congratulations. -Thank you. -恭喜 -谢谢 
[09:42.73]Dennis is a dear old friend.. 丹尼斯是我的老朋友… 
[09:45.10]and a fantastic lover. 跟好情人 
[09:49.97]Are my ears bleeding? 我的耳朵在流血吗？ 
[09:53.47]Don't mind Chandler. He's always been shy. 别理钱德 他一向都很害羞 
[09:57.58]Oh, you're right. 你说的对 
[09:59.04]Bravo, Dennis. Thanks for pleasing my mother so. 太棒了，丹尼斯 谢谢你取悦我老妈 
[10:03.98]I'm so sorry I missed the ceremony. I was stuck at auditions. 抱歉我没赶上婚礼 我忙着在试镜 
[10:07.52]Yes, Dennis is directing a new Broadway show. 对，丹尼斯正在执导 一出百老汇新戏 
[10:10.59]I don't believe we've met. Joey Tribbiani. 我不敢相信能见到你 乔伊崔比亚尼 
[10:12.92]-Dennis Phillips. -I've admired your work for years. -丹尼斯菲利浦斯 -多年来我一直很仰慕你的成就 
[10:16.09]-You've done some really amazing stuff. -Thank you. -你真的很棒 -谢谢 
[10:19.26]If you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go get myself a drink. 对不起 我要去喝点东西 
[10:22.00]I'll be back in a moment. 我马上回来 
[10:26.14]Okay. You stop. 好吧，别闹了 
[10:30.94]Dennis Phillips. That's great. How did you guys meet? 丹尼斯菲利浦斯，那真的是太棒了 你们怎么认识的？ 
[10:34.31]-Well, it's a funny story. -Funny, "ha-ha"? Or funny: -那是个有趣的故事 -是普通有趣还是爆笑？ 
[10:47.53]Thank you. If everyone will please take your seats, dinner will be served. 谢谢，大家请坐 晚宴马上开始 
[11:04.44]-I thought you were at table six. -No. Nine. -我以为你在六号桌 -不，是九号桌 
[11:11.52]See, before, when you showed it to me, you held it that way.. 你刚刚拿给我看时 是那样子拿的… 
[11:16.92]which was misleading. 我被你误导了 
[11:30.47]Hello. 哈啰 
[11:38.48]Will you see if your mom can give my resume to Dennis Phillips? 你能请你妈把我的履历表 拿给丹尼斯菲利浦斯吗？ 
[11:42.88]Well, they've kind of locked themselves in one of the men's room stalls right now. 他们正把自己 锁在男洗手间里 
[11:49.42]Perhaps when they get out. 或许等他们出来再说 
[11:52.02]If I could get in a Broadway show, then I would've done it all. 只要能演百老汇舞台剧 我什么戏都能演 
[11:55.49]Film, television and theater. 电影，电视剧跟舞台剧 
[11:57.46]The only thing left would be radio. But that's just for ugly people. 唯一例外是广播剧 因为那是给丑八怪演的 
[12:02.37]-What size shoes do you wear? -Eleven,11. -你穿几号鞋？ -11，11号半 
[12:05.87]My shoes give me a problem on the dance floor. Can I borrow your boots? 我的鞋子太滑没办法跳舞 你的戏靴能借我吗？ 
[12:10.01]I don't really even know where I left those. 我真的不知道 我把靴子丢到哪里去了 
[12:15.11]-Those aren't 11 . -Okay, fine, I'm a 7! -你的脚不可能是11号半 -好吧，我穿七号的鞋子 
[12:19.18]I have surprisingly small feet. But the rest of me is good. I'll show you. 我的脚非常小 但其他部份都很大，我可以露给你看 
[12:27.32]Who am I kidding? I belong in radio. 我在跟谁开玩笑呢？ 我应该去演广播剧 
[12:33.60]-Can you believe Phoebe got pregnant? -Let's not talk about that right now. -你能相信菲比怀孕了吗？ -现在别谈那件事 
[12:38.44]-This is so huge. -Sure, but as big as your wedding? -这是大消息 -没错，但它没有你的婚礼重要 
[12:42.44]Of course not. Nothing is. 当然，我的婚礼是最重要的 
[12:46.28]Between me and you, in this day and age.. 这是我们私下的谈话 到了这个时代… 
[12:48.81]how dumb do you have to be to get pregnant? 谁会笨到 让自己怀孕？ 
[12:51.35]Sometimes you can do everything right. Everyone wears what they're supposed to.. 有时候你该做的都做了 大家都戴上他们该戴的东西… 
[12:55.85]and one of those little guys just gets through. 但有个小家伙 还是攻过了城池 
[12:59.49]-How? -I don't know. Maybe they have tools. -怎么会呢？ -我不知道，或许它们有工具 
[13:04.23]Well, I talked to her, and she's definitely gonna have the baby. 我跟她谈过 她想留下孩子 
[13:07.83]She said she's gonna raise it on her own. 她说 她要自己抚养孩子 
[13:11.24]-Well, maybe that's really brave. -Maybe. -或许那真的很勇敢 -或许吧 
[13:14.54]I just hope she realizes how hard it's gonna be. 我只是希望 她知道那有多辛苦 
[13:19.58]Maybe she hasn't really thought it through that much. 或许她没有 想那么多 
[13:23.95]Well, there's a lot to think about. 的确有很多事需要考虑 
[13:26.18]How is she gonna handle this financially? How is she gonna juggle work? 她要怎么处理经济问题？ 她怎么有办法去工作？ 
[13:31.66]Does she realize she's not gonna have a date again for the next, like,18 years? 她知道她在未来的18年内 都无法再去约会了吗？ 
[13:39.83]I don't know. 我不知道 
[13:43.50]Are you okay? 你没事吧？ 
[13:46.87]I'm just thinking about Phoebe. Poor, knocked-up Phoebe. 我只是想到了菲比 怀了孕的可怜菲比 
[13:52.38]-Champagne? -Oh, yes! Thank you very much. -要喝香槟吗？ -好的，谢谢你 
[14:09.26]That's actually how the French drink it. 法国人都是那样喝香槟的 
[14:16.13]Well, I just got off the phone with my lover James Brolin. 我刚刚跟我的情人 詹姆斯布洛林通过电话 
[14:22.37]-Oh, really? -Apparently, he is married to some singer. -真的吗？ -很明显地他娶了一个歌手 
[14:28.41]But he said he'd leave her for me. And I said, "James Brolin, are you sure?" 但他说他会为了我离开她 我说“詹姆斯布洛林，你确定吗？” 
[14:33.45]-James Brolin said.. -Rachel's the one who's pregnant? -詹姆斯布洛林说… -怀孕的人是瑞秋？ 
[14:36.35]What?! 什么？ 
[14:39.96]Why bother? 干嘛那么麻烦呢？ 
[14:43.29]-How do you feel? -I don't know how I feel. -你觉得如何？ -我不知道我有什么感觉 
[14:45.80]This is all happening so fast. I have to make all these decisions that I don't wanna make. 一切发生的太快 我得做出这些我不想做的决定 
[14:50.94]Someone just take this away from me! 快把这玩意拿走 
[14:53.27]-Calm down. Maybe you're not pregnant. -What?! -冷静点，或许你没有怀孕 -什么？ 
[14:57.01]When I got pregnant with the triplets, I took that test, like, three times. 我怀三胞胎时 也验了三次孕才确定 
[15:01.35]Yes. Maybe it's a false positive. Are you sure you peed on the stick right? 对，或许是假警报 你确定你尿在验孕棒的方式没错？ 
[15:06.45]How many ways are there to do that? 不然我要怎么尿才对？ 
[15:09.25]I'm just saying, don't freak out until you're 100 percent sure. 我是说没有百分之百确定前 别大惊小怪 
[15:14.06]All right, I'll take it again when I get home. 好吧 我回家后会再验一次 
[15:17.63]I can wait until then. 我可以等到那时候再说 
[15:21.17]Oh, this is such a good party. How late does it go till? 这个派对很棒 它什么时候会结束？ 
[15:25.74]-You gotta take it now. -No, this your wedding. -你可以现在验 -不，这是你的婚礼 
[15:29.31]You're not gonna be able to have fun until we know. Do it as a present to me. 没有确定前你根本无法尽兴地玩 就把它当成送我的礼物吧 
[15:34.68]Okay, thank you. 好吧，谢谢你 
[15:36.18]-I'll run out and get you one. -You girls are so great. -我去帮你买验孕棒 -你们真的是太好了 
[15:39.52]-Wait a minute. Who's the father? -She won't tell us. -等一下，孩子的爸是谁？ -她不肯告诉我们 
[15:43.09]Come on! It's my wedding. That could be my present! 快说吧，这是我的婚礼 你可以当做是送我的礼物 
[15:46.12]-I just gave you peeing on a stick. -See, this is why you register. -我刚刚答应为了你验孕 -看吧，所以一定要有礼物清单 
[15:57.84]It was the chair again. Okay? I'm not doing it! 又是椅子的声音，好吗？ 不是我干的 
[16:03.14]Dad. Can't you go back to your table? 老爹，你不能回你的桌子去吗？ 
[16:06.21]No. Apparently little Molly Gilbert is enjoying her grown-up salmon en croute. 不，很明显地小茉莉吉柏特 正开心地吃她的大号鲑鱼开胃菜 
[16:22.53]Look, I don't.. You know what? 听着，我没有… 你知道吗？ 
[16:30.90]-Would you like to dance? -Sure. -你想跳舞吗？ -好啊 
[16:33.24]Great. 太棒了 
[16:35.94]-Dr. Geller. -I wasn't farting! -盖勒博士 -我没有放屁 
[16:42.28]A little game from our table. 那是我们那一桌玩的小游戏 
[16:46.72]Dr. Geller, will you dance with me? 盖勒博士，你愿意跟我跳舞吗？ 
[16:51.59]Maybe later. Right now, I'm about to dance with this lady. 或许待会再说 现在我要跟这位小姐跳舞 
[17:00.00]Unless this lady wouldn't mind letting you go first. 除非这位小姐不介意 让你插队 
[17:05.17]I'd be happy to. You are very sweet. 我很乐意 你太好心了 
[17:09.41]Yes, I am. 没错 
[17:12.44]In fact, let's try my special way. You can dance on my feet. 事实上我们来试试我的绝招 你可以踩在我的脚上跳舞 
[17:16.68]-Sure. -Yeah? Hop on. -没问题 -是吗？跳上来吧 
[17:23.75]Is the pretty lady looking? Keep dancing. 那个美丽的小姐在看吗？ 继续跳 
[17:39.50]And the world will never know. 谁想得到呢？ 
[17:43.47]Did you talk to Dennis about me yet? 你跟丹尼斯提过我的事了吗？ 
[17:45.98]I told him how talented you were and all about Days of our Lives. 我跟他提到你非常有天份 还有《我们的日子》的事 
[17:49.81]You don't tell a Broadway guy that! Now he thinks I'm just a soap actor. 你不能告诉百老汇导演那种事 现在他会以为我是肥皂剧演员 
[17:54.35]But you're not just a soap actor. 但你不只是肥皂剧演员 
[17:56.62]You are a soap actor with freakishly tiny feet. 你是有双小脚的 肥皂剧演员 
[18:02.33]He has no idea what kind of range I have. 他不知道 我有多厉害 
[18:07.26]Don't move. 别动 
[18:10.93]It's like he's running on tiny little pegs. 那像是他用 小脚在跑步 
[18:20.61]-Thank you. -No, thank you, Miranda. -谢谢 -不，谢谢你，米兰达 
[18:23.11]-Melinda. -All right. -是梅玲达 -好吧 
[18:25.95]-How cute was that? -Oh, were you watching? -那真的好可爱 -你在看我们吗？ 
[18:32.02]Can I go next? 下一个是我吗？ 
[18:35.13]Of course you can. Hop on. 当然是，来吧 
[18:38.06]Okay, but I get to hop on after her. 好吧，但我要排在她后面 
[18:47.91]-I am so gonna score. -What? -我一定能得分 -什么？ 
[18:50.94]I like your bow. 我喜欢你的蝴蝶结 
[18:58.38]I'd like to propose a toast to Monica and Chandler.. 我要请大家举杯 向摩妮卡及钱德致意… 
[19:03.09]the greatest couple in the world, and my best friends. 他们是全世界最速配的夫妻 也是我最好的朋友 
[19:07.59]When I first found out they were getting married, I was a little angry. 我刚听说他们要结婚时 我非常生气 
[19:12.56]I was like, "Why, God? Why? How can you take them away from me!" 我心想“天啊，为什么？ 你为什么要把他们从我身边抢走？” 
[19:19.50]But then I thought back over all our memories together. Some happy memories. 然后我回想起我们之间所有的回忆 快乐的回忆 
[19:28.05]And there were some sad memories. 跟悲伤的回忆 
[19:34.85]I'm sorry. 对不起 
[19:37.15]And some scared memories. 可怕的回忆 
[19:46.13]And then I realized I'll always be their friend. 然后我了解到 我永远都会是他们的朋友 
[19:51.03]Their friend who can speak in many dialects.. 他们的朋友 能说许多台词… 
[19:54.91]and has training in stage combat and is willing to do partial nudity. 接受过舞台打斗训练 愿意拍部份裸露的戏 
[20:01.78]To the happy couple. 敬这对金童玉女 
[20:10.09]-Thank you. -That was very nice, Ashley. -谢谢 -那真的是太棒了，艾许莉 
[20:13.12]-Can we do it again? -No, no. -我们能再跳一次吗？ -不 
[20:16.43]-So, is it my turn now? -I'm next. -现在轮到我了吗？ -我是下一个 
[20:23.83]-That's okay, you can dance with her first. -Are you sure? -没关系，你可以先跟她跳 -你确定？ 
[20:30.61]-So, what's your name? -Gert. -你叫什么名字？ -葛特 
[20:33.01]That's pretty. 那个名字很美 
[20:41.59]What are you doing there, Gert? 你在做什么？葛特 
[20:45.06]Dancing on your feet like the other girls did it. 跟其他女孩一样 踩在你脚上跳舞 
[20:50.53]好吧 
[20:53.00]Hop on, Gert. 跳上来吧，葛特 
[20:59.40]-Why aren't you moving your feet? -I'm trying. -你的脚为什么不动？ -我在努力了 
[21:04.98]Faster. You're not going fast enough. 快一点，你跳的太慢了 
[21:08.21]Maybe I should stand on your feet! 或许我该踩在你脚上 
[21:15.52]So did you happen to catch my toast up there? 你有听到 我的致词了吗？ 
[21:19.36]-Oh, my God. That was for my benefit? -There was a little something for everyone. -天啊，你那么做是为了我？ -我那么做是为了所有人 
[21:24.36]-I know you're casting for this new show. -I don't think you're right for this project. -我知道你在为新戏选角 -我想你不适合这个计划 
[21:30.00]You're wrong. 你错了 
[21:31.74]Whatever it is, I can do it. If you didn't see it up there, just try me. 不论内容是什么，我都办得到 如果你对刚刚的表演不满意，考考我 
[21:35.77]It's an all Chinese cast. Can you be Chinese? 那出戏的演员全是中国人 你可以变成中国人吗？ 
[21:42.01]-Well, I'm not proud of this, but.. -Oh, my God. Please don't! -我不以此为荣，但是… -天啊，求求你别那么做 
[21:48.95]-Ready to get back to the dance floor? -Did it turn into sand? -准备重回舞池了吗？ -它变成沙地了吗？ 
[21:53.19]-Come on, I love this song. You'll be fine. -No. No, I won't. -我喜欢这首歌，你会跳得很好的 -不，我不会的 
[21:59.03]Do you know why I took all those lessons? 你知道为什么 我要去上舞蹈课吗？ 
[22:01.67]I didn't want you to be embarrassed to be seen on the dance floor.. 我不希望你被看到 跟一个笨拙的白痴跳舞… 
[22:06.47]with some clumsy idiot. 丢光了脸 
[22:08.11]Oh, sweetie, you could never embarrass me. 甜心 你不可能让我出糗 
[22:11.21]Okay, you could easily embarrass me. But it doesn't matter, all right? 好吧，你很容易就会让我出糗 但那不重要，好吗？ 
[22:15.98]I married you. 我嫁给你 
[22:17.71]No matter what you do, I'm gonna come home with you, okay? 不论你做什么 我会跟你回家，好吗？ 
[22:21.15]So I'm gonna dance on my wedding night with my husband. Come on. 我要在新婚之夜 跟我丈夫跳舞，来吧 
[22:24.49]But I'll tell you, that's the last time I buy shoes at the Slippery Fun Shoe store. 但我告诉你，那是我最后一次 在"超滑鞋店"买鞋子 
[22:31.56]Just try not to move your feet at all. 尽量不要移动你的脚 
[22:41.17]There you go. 就是那样 
[22:45.21]-I'm gonna have you arrested. -Why? -我要逮捕你 -为什么？ 
[22:47.91]You stole my moves! 你偷走了我的舞步 
[22:53.58]Oh, Chandler, you're quite the dancer! 钱德，你是跳舞高手 
[22:57.02]-Thanks, Mrs. Geller. -Oh, come on, you can call me Mom. -谢谢你，盖勒太太 -少来了，你可以叫我妈妈 
[23:01.16]Really? 真的吗？ 
[23:02.59]I will. 我会的 
[23:17.31]Sorry, Mom. 抱歉，妈妈 
[23:23.11]-How much longer? -30 seconds. -还要多久？ -30秒 
[23:25.38]Thirty seconds, okay.. 30秒，好吧… 
[23:27.22]Did I miss it? 我错过了吗？ 
[23:34.89]I want you to know that if it's positive, we're gonna.. 我要你知道如果是阳性反应 我们得… 
[23:39.86]-I know. I know. -You do. Okay. -我知道 -你知道，好吧 
[23:45.27]It's time. 时候到了 
[23:47.97]不准进来 
[23:52.54]Go ahead, Rach. 来吧，瑞秋 
[23:54.95]Wait. You know what? I can't look at it. Somebody else tell me. 等一下，知道吗？我不敢看 谁帮我看一下 
[24:04.65]It's negative. 是阴性反应 
[24:07.79]-What? -It's negative. -什么？ -是阴性反应 
[24:18.90]Well, there you go. 真相揭晓 
[24:26.51]That is.. That's great. That is really great, great news. 那…那真的是太棒了 这真是个天大的好消息 
[24:34.08]You know, because the whole.. 因为这整件事… 
[24:37.89]not being ready and, kind of, the financial aspects, all that.. 在经济方面我还没有准备好 所以… 
[24:44.39]This is so just the way that this was supposed to be. 事情本来就应该 是这样的 
[24:52.30]Then, great. 那么说的话，太棒了 
[24:57.37]God, this is so stupid. 天啊，这真的是太愚蠢了 
[25:02.41]How can I be upset over something I never had? 我怎么会为了 我从来没有拥有过的东西难过？ 
[25:06.65]-It's negative? -No, it's positive. -是阴性反应吗？ -不，是阳性反应 
[25:15.93]-What? -It's not negative, it's positive. -什么？ -不是阴性反应，是阳性反应 
[25:20.83]-Are you sure? -Yeah, I lied before. -你确定？ -对，刚刚我说谎 
[25:28.14]-Now you know how you really feel about it. -That's a risky little game. -现在你知道你真正的感觉了 -那是个危险的小把戏 
[25:36.28]Are you really gonna do this? 你真的要这么做？ 
[25:40.12]Yeah. 对 
[25:41.69]I'm gonna have a baby. 我要生下孩子 
[25:44.72]I'm gonna have a baby. 我要生下孩子 
[25:46.99]I'm gonna have a baby! 我要生下孩子 
[25:55.40]-With who? -No, it's still not the time. -孩子的爸是谁？ -不，现在还不是时候 
[26:06.68]I just didn't see the fast song coming. 我不知道接下来是快歌 
[26:10.01]Don't talk, we'll get you up to your room, soak your feet. You'll be okay. 别说话，我们送你回房间 让你泡泡脚，你会没事的 
[26:14.28]-Thank you. -That is so sweet! -谢谢 -那真的是太好心了 
[26:17.12]No, I mean it. There are so few genuinely nice guys out there. 不，我是认真了 现在好男人不多了 
[26:20.96]Tell me about it. I feel like I'm holding down the fort by myself. 你说的对 我觉得自己像是死守碉堡的士兵 
[26:25.76]-It's Joey, right? -Yeah. -你是乔伊，对吧？ -对 
[26:28.47]Wait a minute! No! 等一下，不 
[26:30.40]I'm the nice one! 我才是好人 
[26:32.14]I'm the one that danced with the kids all night. I.. 是我整晚跟孩子们跳舞 我… 
[26:36.57]How small are your feet?! 你的脚好小 
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