[00:02.46]-Oh! Hey, Rach! -Hi. -嗨，瑞秋 -嗨 
[00:04.33]-Happy Valentine's Day! -You too! -情人节快乐 -你也是 
[00:07.30]How's living at Ross'? 跟罗斯住的感觉如何？ 
[00:09.10]It's good, except he makes us watch the Discovery Channel all day long. 很不错，只不过他逼我们 整天看探索频道 
[00:14.94]Something really boring happened to someone ugly in the Middle Ages. 一个在中世纪的丑八怪 发生了一件很无聊的事 
[00:21.22]Oh, thank you. I'll see you guys later. 谢谢 待会见 
[00:27.59]That is one lucky to-go cup of coffee. 那是一杯幸运的外带咖啡 
[00:33.23]I wish you would get over her. I hate seeing you like this. 我希望你能忘了她 我讨厌看到你这个样子 
[00:37.17]Is there anything I can do for you? Do you wanna look down my top? 有什么我能帮上忙的吗？ 你要看看我的胸部吗？ 
[00:42.04]Thanks. Maybe later. 谢谢，或许待会再说吧 
[00:45.17]-Gunther, can I get a scone? -Want anything? -阿甘，我能吃饼干吗？ -你要什么？ 
[00:48.68]I want a lot of things. 我要很多东西 
[00:51.08]I wanna be with the woman I love on Valentine's Day. 我希望跟我爱的女人 共度情人节 
[00:54.12]I want her to love me back. 我希望她也爱我 
[00:56.18]And I want relief from the wrenching pain of knowing that won't happen! 我希望能忘记 无法满足渴望的悲伤 
[01:02.99]We have red bagels. 我们有红色贝果 
[01:06.96]Okay. 好吧 
[01:10.20]The One With The Birthing Video 本集播出：生产录影带 
[00:00.00]
[01:48.00]So how do you guys like living together so far? 你们一起住 到目前为止还好吧？ 
[01:50.41]-Oh, it's been good. -Yeah. -很不错 -对 
[01:52.27]Except Ross is more uptight about crumbs than you are. 只不过罗斯比你更在乎饼干碎屑 
[01:54.91]There was a drumstick in the couch. 沙发上有根鸡腿 
[01:58.95]And I am not uptight about crumbs. 我不在乎饼干碎屑 
[02:01.42]It's just that, you know.. 只不过… 
[02:03.05]crumbs attract mice. And mice leave droppings. 饼干碎屑会引来老鼠 老鼠会随地大便 
[02:06.15]And that's how the plague started. 黑死病就是那样传染开的 
[02:09.26]So you wanna relive that again.. 如果你希望那种事再发生… 
[02:11.33]Mice didn't start the plague. 老鼠不会散布黑死病 
[02:13.29]Rats did. 是野鼠才会 
[02:14.70]Rattus norvegicus, to be exact. 正确地来说是有病菌的野鼠 
[02:19.07]Oh, good God, Ross. 天啊，罗斯 
[02:22.14]Nick at Nite, once in a while. 偶尔让我们看点卡通 
[02:26.31]All right, I'm going. Bye. 好吧，我要走了 再见 
[02:27.78]Phoebe, will you wait here? 菲比，能在这里等一下吗？ 
[02:29.18]-I wanna get your opinion on something. -Yeah. -我想听听你的意见 -好的 
[02:32.25]How does Mona feel about Rachel moving in? 蒙娜对瑞秋搬过去 有什么看法？ 
[02:35.05]I'm on my way to tell her. 我正要告诉她 
[02:37.35]She's been away all week, but she'll be cool. 她一整个星期都不在 但她会接受的 
[02:40.56]She's been so supportive. 她一直都很支持我 
[02:42.46]She even got the baby a T-shirt that says "Fossils are my friends." 她甚至帮宝宝买了 写着“化石是我朋友”的上衣 
[02:48.76]Come on, Mona. Don't kiss ass. 少来了，蒙娜，别拍马屁 
[02:51.70]So I'm gonna take off. 我得走了 
[02:53.77]Oh, shoot! Oh, shoot! Rachel wanted to see this tape. 快点 瑞秋想看这卷录影带 
[02:58.07]-What is it? -My friend giving birth. -那是什么？ -我朋友生孩子的录影带 
[03:01.04]Could you take it to your apartment? 你能把它带回家吗？ 
[03:03.98]"Candy and Cookie"? “糖果跟饼干”？ 
[03:07.15]Candy's the mom, Cookie's the daughter. 糖果是妈妈 饼干是女儿 
[03:09.92]The father's name is also Cookie. 她爸爸也叫饼干 
[03:14.22]Why am I friends with these people? 为什么我会跟这些人做朋友？ 
[03:17.73]Phoebe, come here. 菲比，过来 
[03:19.19]I wanna show you something in the bathroom. 我要你看看 浴室里的一样东西 
[03:21.50]Monica, grow up. 摩妮卡，成熟一点 
[03:24.73]-What's behind your back? -Something I want Phoebe's opinion on. -你的背后藏了什么东西？ -我希望菲比能给点意见 
[03:31.14]-You don't want my opinion? -Not really. -你不要我的意见？ -我不要 
[03:34.18]Come on, I'm your older brother. Ask me. 少来了，我是你哥哥 问我吧 
[03:37.18]Okay, big brother. 好吧，哥哥 
[03:39.18]Which one would make your best friend want to do your little sister? 你觉得哪一件能让你朋友 想上你妹妹？ 
[03:50.26]The red one. 红色那件 
[03:58.40]Hey. 嘿 
[03:59.90]I know you're depressed, so I brought someone to cheer you up. 我知道你很沮丧 所以我带了一个东西来帮你打气 
[04:04.54]Right outside is a real, live, furry playmate. 他是真的 毛茸茸的玩物 
[04:08.34]I'm not sleeping with your friend Jane again. 我不要 再跟你朋友珍上床 
[04:15.28]Hey, a dog! 是小狗 
[04:18.69]Who, you gotta admit, looks a lot like Jane. 你得承认 他长得很像珍 
[04:22.56]He's the happiest dog ever. I borrowed him from my friend Wendy. 他是最快乐的小狗 我跟我朋友温蒂借了他 
[04:27.43]So you can keep him till he cheers you up. 你可以留下他 直到你再打起精神来 
[04:31.20]I borrow him myself from time to time.. 我自己常借用他… 
[04:33.17]when I get depressed thinking about.. 只要我心情不好 想到… 
[04:35.20]world hunger, poverty.. 世界饥荒跟贫穷问题… 
[04:36.90]Not to trivialize your pain. 不是说你的痛苦微不足道 
[04:39.87]Thanks so much, Pheebs. We are gonna have so much fun! 谢谢你，菲比 我们一定会玩得很开心 
[04:44.31]Oh, not that kind of fun. 不是那种开心 
[04:53.55]Happy Valentine's! 情人节快乐 
[04:56.26]I'm slipping into something a bit less comfortable and a bit more slutty. 我穿上不是很舒服 但是很放荡的东西 
[05:05.00]"Candy and Cookie"? “糖果跟饼干”？ 
[05:11.07]"Candy and Cookie"?! “糖果跟饼干”？ 
[05:13.74]Monica got me porn? 摩妮卡帮我租色情片？ 
[05:17.48]Girl-on-girl porn?! 女同志的片子？ 
[05:21.35]She really must love me! 她一定很爱我 
[05:33.96]-Yeah, just relax. -I love you, St. Valentine. -好吧，放轻松 -我爱你，圣范伦铁诺 
[05:45.61]Whoa, whoa, that's not pretty. 那真的不太好看 
[05:48.84]Now push! 用力推 
[05:52.68]Oh, God, it hurts! 天啊，好痛 
[05:55.02]Worst porn ever! Worst porn ever! 这是最难看的色情片 这是最难看的色情片 
[05:58.85]-Oh, make it stop! -I am trying! -快停下来 -我在弄了 
[06:05.03]Get the ball. Ready? Get the ball! 去接球，准备好了吗？去接球 
[06:07.83]You're cute, but you're not too smart. 你很可爱，但你不太聪明 
[06:14.37]Did I just throw this? 我刚丢了这个？ 
[06:18.77]-Hi. -Hi. -嗨 -嗨 
[06:20.04]I accidentally packed these with my stuff. 我不小心把这些 跟我的东西混在一起 
[06:23.64]-Who is this? -Phoebe's friend's dog. -他是谁？ -菲比朋友的狗 
[06:27.05]I don't know his real name. I call him Mozzarella. 我不知道他叫什么名字 我叫他莫查利拉起司 
[06:31.69]You are so cute. I wish I could play, but I've gotta go to work. 你好可爱，我希望能留下来玩 但我得去上班 
[06:36.92]I hope I stop talking like this before my meeting. Yes, I do. 我希望开会时 我不会这样说话，对，没错 
[06:42.20]Bye-bye, Joey. Seriously, I can't stop it. 再见，乔伊 说真的，我改不过来 
[06:48.24]Come here! Hey! 过来 
[06:51.61]That's Rachel. She used to live here. 她是瑞秋，以前她住在这里 
[06:55.08]Might as well be honest with you. We love her. 老实跟你说 我们爱她 
[06:59.31]But we can't have her. 但我们不能拥有她 
[07:02.68]I really miss her. 我真的想念她 
[07:05.32]Hey, you understand, right? You're a guy. 你了解吧？ 你是男生 
[07:09.72]Well, you used to be. 你以前是的 
[07:22.24]So, what do you think? 你觉得怎样？ 
[07:26.91]I've still got it. 我还是很辣 
[07:29.58]-Why did you get me this? -What is it? -你为什么要给我这个？ -那是什么？ 
[07:32.55]It's yelling, bleeding, dilating. 里面全是尖叫，鲜血跟扩张的阴道 
[07:38.65]Oh, the dilating! 扩张的阴道 
[07:42.12]Is this the video of the birth? It's Phoebe's. Why were you watching it? 这是纪录生产的录影带？ 它是菲比的，你为什么要看它？ 
[07:51.63]I thought maybe you got me porn for Valentine's Day. 我以为或许你会在情人节 帮我租色情片 
[07:57.00]If you thought I was gonna get you porn for Valentine's Day.. 如果你以为我会在情人节 帮你租色情片… 
[08:01.78]you were right. 那么你说对了 
[08:04.81]It's about a girl who moves to the city in search of stardom.. 片中的女主角 跑到大都市来追寻星梦… 
[08:09.28]but ends up having sex with a lot of guys. 最后她跟很多男人 上床 
[08:12.89]It got four stars. 它有四星级的评价 
[08:14.59]Wait a minute. Those aren't stars. 等一下，根本没有那种事 
[08:18.66]-Anyway, you wanna take a look? -Well.. -总之你要看一下吗？ -喔… 
[08:21.60]-I'm not really in a sexy mood. -Hey, what's going on? -我真的没心情做爱 -发生了什么事？ 
[08:27.03]Remember the first time you saw Jaws.. 还记得你第一次 看大白鲨… 
[08:30.20]how long it took to go back in the water? 你花了多少时间 才敢再下水游泳？ 
[08:36.04]We can't let this tape wreck Valentine's Day. 我们不能让这卷录影带 毁了情人节 
[08:39.68]You gotta get past it. 你得克服它 
[08:41.35]Just get back on the horse. 重振雄风 
[08:42.82]Otherwise, the horse is gonna go into the bedroom and change into her sweatpants. 不然我要回房 换上我的运动裤 
[08:47.86]-Okay, you don't know. You didn't see it. -Childbirth is beautiful. -好吧，你不知道，你没有看到它 -生孩子的过程很美 
[08:53.39]Oh, beautiful? Really? 很美？真的吗？ 
[08:56.13]You think this is beautiful? 你觉得这很美吗？ 
[09:02.40]Oh, my God! No wonder my mother hates me! 天啊 难怪我妈恨我 
[09:08.21]-See, honey, there's.. -Don't touch me! -甜心… -别碰我 
[09:13.45]-Hi! -Hey! -嗨 -嘿 
[09:17.15]-How was Atlantic City? -Good. -亚特兰大好玩吗？ -很好玩 
[09:19.62]I brought you back a present. 我帮你买了礼物 
[09:22.36]You didn't have to.. 你不必… 
[09:24.43]Saltwater taffy?! 咸水太妃糖？ 
[09:27.56]Thanks. 谢谢 
[09:29.66]Interestingly, it isn't made with seawater. 有趣的是 它没有加任何海水 
[09:32.70]It's actually made with salted fresh water. 事实上 它是用加盐淡水做的 
[09:37.61]That's not interesting. 那一点都不有趣 
[09:40.17]-I think it's interesting. -Me too. I missed you! -我觉得很有趣 -我也是，我想你 
[09:43.81]Me too. 我也是 
[09:44.98]-How was your week? -Good. -这星期你过得如何？ -非常好 
[09:47.65]-The baby started kicking. -How exciting! -宝宝开始会踢人了 -太棒了 
[09:50.62]It was amazing. The only thing is, I wasn't there the first time. 太神奇了 只不过第一次我并不在场 
[09:55.69]-Oh, no. -I was missing out on all this stuff. -不 -我错过了所有的过程 
[09:59.99]-Joey suggested Rachel move in with me. -Yeah, right. -乔伊建议瑞秋搬过来跟我住 -想得美 
[10:06.17]-What? -Joey cracks me up. -什么？ -乔伊害我笑得肚子痛 
[10:09.17]"Have your ex-wife move in. That wouldn't be awkward." “让你的前妻搬进去 那一点也不别扭” 
[10:18.15]Imagine, I go away for a few days.. 想像我离开了几天… 
[10:20.68]and my boyfriend is living with a woman he got pregnant. 我男朋友跟怀了他孩子的女人 住在一起 
[10:28.16]So, what'd you tell him? 你怎么跟他说？ 
[10:41.27]You didn't tell Mona Rachel moved in? 你没有告诉蒙娜 瑞秋搬过去了？ 
[10:44.24]She seemed to think it was such a crazy idea. 她似乎觉得 那是个疯狂的点子 
[10:48.08]Plus, she got me taffy. 而且她送我太妃糖 
[10:52.31]-Really? I've never had any. -Ever? -真的吗？我没吃过太妃糖 -真的？ 
[10:55.35]My mom was too busy planning her suicide to provide saltwater treats. 我妈忙着计划自杀 没空买海滩小吃给我 
[11:01.09]Thank you. 谢谢 
[11:03.49]Are you gonna tell her? 你要告诉她吗？ 
[11:05.46]I will. I want to butter her up first. 我想我得先哄哄她 
[11:08.43]I'm gonna take her to dinner, do all this romantic stuff. 我要带她去吃晚餐 做一些浪漫的事 
[11:13.13]When she thinks I'm the best boyfriend ever.. 当她觉得 我是有史以来最棒的男朋友时… 
[11:16.54]I'll tell her my pregnant ex-girlfriend is living with me. 我会告诉她我怀孕的前女友 跟我一起住 
[11:20.78]If I haven't said it before, she's a lucky, lucky lady. 或许我没有说过 她是个非常幸运的女人 
[11:26.78]So where are..? What the crap is up with this stuff? 我们… 这个玩意怎么了？ 
[11:32.95]Is it gum? Is it food? What's the deal? 它是口香糖吗？它是食物吗？ 怎么了？ 
[11:38.96]Oh, it's nice. May I try a pink one? 好好吃 我能试试粉红色的吗？ 
[11:44.07]So I just have to plan the perfect night. 我得计划 这个完美的夜晚 
[11:47.80]Hey, what's the best date you ever had? 你最棒的约会经验 是什么？ 
[11:50.34]Last year, Greg Hayman took me to a very nice sushi dinner. 去年葛瑞格海曼 带我去吃很好吃的寿司大餐 
[11:53.74]Then we took a romantic walk to a nearby research lab.. 我们散步 到附近的研究室… 
[11:56.84]where we trashed the place and freed 20 monkeys. 我们闯进里面 放走二十只猴子 
[12:01.75]I knew it! I knew I wasn't crazy! 我就知道 我就知道我没有发疯 
[12:05.85]Last year, a monkey did attack me at the bus stop! 去年的确有一只猴子 在公车站攻击我 
[12:12.03]So between her and me being friends, and her history with Ross.. 她跟我是朋友 她跟罗斯交往过… 
[12:17.60]it just isn't gonna happen. 这种事绝不能发生 
[12:19.87]It'd be like you falling in love with a cat. 那就像是 你爱上一只猫 
[12:25.04]-Hey. -Hey. -嘿 -嘿 
[12:27.88]How's my favorite dog, huh? How's my favorite dog? 我最喜欢的狗怎么了？ 他还好吗？ 
[12:33.41]You're subdued. 你太压抑了 
[12:35.35]-Did you give him a beer? -No. -你让他喝啤酒了？ -不 
[12:39.62]-Will you excuse us? We need to talk. -Sure. -对不起，我们需要谈一谈 -当然 
[12:44.53]Oh, me, right. 我，对 
[12:49.16]-He's miserable. What happened to him? -Nothing. -他很难过，他是怎么了？ -没事 
[12:53.20]-We talked about stuff. -What stuff? -我们聊了一些事 -什么事？ 
[12:56.50]Rachel stuff. 关于瑞秋的事 
[12:58.87]Oh, Joey, you bummed him out! This is the happiest dog in the world. 乔伊，你害得他很难过 他是全世界最快乐的狗 
[13:04.51]He spends a day with you, and look! 他才跟你相处一天，你看 
[13:08.88]He's breathing. 他还在呼吸 
[13:12.55]Okay, well, he's watching us so just look happy, okay? 好吧，他在看着我们 表现的快乐一点，好吗？ 
[13:21.23]-I'll take him to Wendy's. -He's fine. -我要带他去温蒂家 -他很好 
[13:23.76]Look. 你看 
[13:25.10]Here's your ball! 快接球 
[13:26.73]Get your ball! Get your ball! 去接球 去接球 
[13:30.34]Get.. 去… 
[13:33.67]Of course. 当然 
[13:35.11]You don't want a tennis ball. 你不要网球 
[13:37.18]Not when you can have a meatball. 因为你可以吃肉球 
[13:42.05]Come on, get the meatball. 来吧，去接肉球 
[13:47.09]God, what have I done to you? 天啊，我对你做了什么？ 
[13:50.49]I broke the dog, Pheebs! I broke the dog! 我害死那只狗了，菲比 我把他弄得精神崩溃了 
[13:59.23]Thanks. 谢谢 
[14:06.14]I'm going to pick up Mona. What are you doing tonight? 我要去接蒙娜 今晚你要做什么？ 
[14:10.44]Oh, I got big Valentine's plans. 我有很棒的情人节计划 
[14:13.11]I got my Chinese food on the way, and your saltwater taffy. 我订了中国菜 还有你的咸水太妃糖 
[14:17.85]Interestingly, it isn't made with seawater.. 真有趣 它没有加海水… 
[14:22.06]We actually watched the documentary together. 我们是一起 看那部纪录片的 
[14:26.79]Oh, my Chinese food. I'll get my cash. 我的外卖来了 我去拿钱 
[14:34.80]Mona? 蒙娜 
[14:37.87]What are..? Hi! How are you? 什么… 嗨，你好吗？ 
[14:40.74]I'm supposed to pick you up. 我应该去接你的 
[14:43.41]I made you a Valentine's dinner. Surprise! 我帮你做了情人节晚餐 大惊喜 
[14:50.75]-Oh! Hey, Mona! -Hi, Rachel. -蒙娜 -嗨，瑞秋 
[14:55.32]What's she doing here? 她在这里做什么？ 
[14:57.79]I have no idea. 我不知道 
[15:00.96]I'll be watching TV if anybody needs me. 如果你们要找我 我在房里看电视 
[15:04.97]What is she doing? 她在做什么？ 
[15:06.60]Lately she just likes hanging out here. 最近 她喜欢待在这里 
[15:10.20]-Why? -I think she's lonely. -为什么？ -我想她很寂寞 
[15:14.31]But it's Valentine's Day. Can't we ask her to go? 但今天是情人节 我们能请她离开吗？ 
[15:17.91]Well, no, she's way too emotional. 不行，她太激动了 
[15:21.45]And by emotional, I mean crazy! 我是说她疯了 
[15:27.69]That's just my Chinese food. 我的外卖来了 
[15:30.56]She has food delivered here? 她叫外卖送到这里来？ 
[15:32.79]Yes, she's emotional, but ballsy. 对，她很激动，但她大胆 
[15:39.33]I'm gonna get in my sweats and eat this in bed. 我要去换运动服 躺在床上吃饭 
[15:46.54]And you thought she was gonna be in our way! 你还以为 她会妨碍到我们 
[15:51.05]Open the champagne, and I will be right back. 打开香槟 我马上回来 
[15:55.65]-I've got a surprise. -You got another ex-wife back there? -我有大惊喜 -你另一个前妻也藏在里面？ 
[16:01.22]Please start drinking. 请开始喝香槟 
[16:08.53]-I'm just gonna grab the phone. -Rachel, wait. -我只是要打电话 -瑞秋，等一下 
[16:12.87]I hope you don't take this the wrong way. 我希望 你不会误会 
[16:15.87]-What are you doing? -Do you need the phone? -你在做什么？ -你要打电话吗？ 
[16:19.71]No. 不 
[16:21.48]Ross is too nice to say it, but this is his apartment. 罗斯太好心了没办法说出口 但这是他的公寓 
[16:25.61]We need boundaries, so why don't you go back to your place. 我们需要隐私 你为什么不回你家呢？ 
[16:30.18]But, Mona, I live here. 蒙娜，我住在这里 
[16:35.39]Happy Valentine's Day! 情人节快乐 
[16:43.36]Or, something to remember me by. 或者这能让你在分手后记得我 
[16:55.91]-How long has it been this time? -Ninety seconds. -这次是多久？ -九十秒 
[16:59.75]Ninety seconds is a long time not to think about it. 九十秒没想到它 真的很久 
[17:03.82]Except all I did was think about it. 但我满脑子都是它 
[17:06.75]I know. It haunts me. 我知道，我也忘不了 
[17:08.62]Till now, the worst thing I'd seen was my dad doing shots off the houseboy. 在这之前我看过最糟糕的事 是我爸跟服务生上床 
[17:14.66]After this, I would gladly make that my screen saver. 在这之后我会很乐意 把他们的照片做成屏幕保护程式 
[17:19.07]We have to get past this. We'll pretend it never existed. 我们得忘了这件事 我们得假装它不存在 
[17:24.57]I could do that. 我可以那么做 
[17:31.15]Now all we gotta do is get rid of this chair. 我们只需要 丢掉那张椅子 
[17:49.13]-Oh, thank God! -I know. -谢天谢地 -我知道 
[17:52.33]Come in! 请进 
[17:53.93]Hi. I'm sorry to barge in on your Valentine. 我很抱歉 破坏了你们的情人节 
[17:57.20]I had to get away from the yelling. Mona's dumping Ross. 我得远离那些叫骂声 蒙娜要跟罗斯分手 
[18:01.21]-Oh, my God. -Poor Ross. -天啊 -可怜的罗斯 
[18:07.18]We watch him do yoga in his underwear, but for this he closes the drapes. 我们看过他穿内裤做瑜珈 但这次他更惨 
[18:13.62]You know that birthing tape you wanted to see? 关于那卷 你想看的生产录影带 
[18:17.02]It's here. 它在这里 
[18:18.29]We should warn you before you watch it. Don't watch it. 我们得在你看它之前警告你 千万别看它 
[18:23.33]You saw it? Is it scary? 你们看过了？很可怕吗？ 
[18:25.33]It's ironic how footage of someone being born.. 讽刺的是 生孩子的画面… 
[18:29.10]can make you want to kill yourself. 让人想要自杀 
[18:33.54]Honey, she may not have to watch it but she's going to have to do it. 甜心，她不必看它 但她非生孩子不可 
[18:37.24]Now I'm all freaked out. Will you watch it with me? 现在我吓坏了 你们能跟我一起看吗？ 
[18:41.48]No, but I'll leave a sweater that smells like me right next to you. 不，但我会把有我体味的毛衣 放在你旁边 
[18:46.75]Monica, come on. You want to have kids. 摩妮卡，少来了 你想生孩子 
[18:48.76]I do. 没错 
[18:50.79]But the stork is gonna bring mine. 但送子鸟 会把宝宝送来给我 
[18:54.53]Seriously, you're not gonna make me watch this alone. 说真的 你们不能逼我一个人看这个 
[19:01.34]She's right. Of course not. 她说的对，当然不行 
[19:04.14]Honey, get the tape. 甜心，去拿录影带 
[19:13.35]This reminds me of a very specific part of the tape. 这让我想起了 录影带里某一段内容 
[19:18.15]Oh, sure. But if you leave a drumstick under there and you're a bad roommate. 当然，如果你把鸡腿放在那里 你是个烂室友 
[19:24.39]Here we go. 来吧 
[19:25.73]Okay. 好吧 
[19:29.56]Oh, my. 天啊 
[19:32.57]Come on, come on. 加油 
[19:35.10]Why is that baby torturing that woman? 为什么宝宝要折磨那个女人？ 
[19:38.64]Why have I seen this thing three times? 为什么我要看这个玩意三次？ 
[19:44.14]It's beautiful. 好美 
[19:45.58]-It's horrible! -I know, I know! I'm so sorry for you! -好可怕 -我知道，我为你感到难过 
[19:52.15]What do I do? I don't want to do this! How do I get out of it? 我该怎么办？我不要做这个 我要怎么把宝宝丢掉？ 
[19:56.29]-You guys! You guys, look! -What? Did her ass explode? -大家快看 -什么？她的屁股爆炸了吗？ 
[20:02.96]No, the baby's out. Look. 不，宝宝出来了，你们看 
[20:07.77]Look at those little fingers and toes. 看看那些小手指跟小脚趾 
[20:12.17]Look how happy the mom is now. 看看妈妈现在有多高兴 
[20:15.48]-Oh, Rach. -Screw you! You don't have to do it! -瑞秋 -去你们的，你们不必生小孩 
[20:23.98]-Hey. -Hey! -嘿 -嘿 
[20:26.05]-What's up? -Mona just dumped me. -怎么了？ -蒙娜刚刚甩了我 
[20:29.79]Oh, man, I'm sorry. Why? 天啊，我很遗憾，为什么？ 
[20:32.79]Lately, I haven't exactly been the perfect boyfriend. 最近我不是 完美男友 
[20:37.46]I didn't tell her I got Rachel pregnant. 我没有告诉她 我让瑞秋怀孕 
[20:40.40]I gave her a key to my apartment and then had the locks changed. 我给她我家的钥匙 然后换了锁 
[20:45.74]Then I lied to her about Rachel moving in with me. 我骗她 瑞秋搬到我家的事 
[20:49.48]In a way, I judge her for not breaking up with me sooner. 在某方面 我怪她不早点跟我分手 
[20:54.62]That really sucks. Especially on Valentine's Day. 那真的很烂 特别是在情人节 
[20:58.62]Wait a minute. What are you doing here? 等一下 你在这里做什么？ 
[21:02.52]Joey without a date on Valentine's Day? 乔伊在情人节 没有约会？ 
[21:05.66]What's going on, huh? Girl trouble? 发生了什么事？你跟女人有麻烦？ 
[21:10.43]-Sort of. -Really? -可以那么说 -真的吗？ 
[21:13.00]You don't have to seem so happy about it. 你不必表现得这么高兴 
[21:16.74]Maybe I can help. 或许我能帮忙 
[21:20.47]Whatever it is, I am sure it has happened to me. 不论发生了什么事 我相信我也有相同的经验 
[21:24.98]You know, actually, once I got dumped during sex. 事实上 我有次在做爱时被甩了 
[21:33.99]-So anyway, what is it? -Forget about it. It's no big deal. -到底发生了什么事？ -算了，没什么大不了的 
[21:38.29]-Come on, what is it? -It's nothing. -少来了，怎么了？ -没事 
[21:40.99]Hey, it's me. Why can't you tell me? 是我 你为什么不告诉我？ 
[21:46.27]Okay. Sit down. 好吧，坐下 
[21:53.71]There's this woman that I like a lot. 我很喜欢一个女人 
[21:57.68]But it can't happen. 但那是不可能的 
[22:01.05]She's not a Tribbiani? 她不会是你的姐妹吧？ 
[22:05.35]No! 不 
[22:07.92]So is she someone from work? 她是你的同事？ 
[22:12.43]Yes. 对 
[22:14.19]Well, does she like you? 她喜欢你吗？ 
[22:18.07]Sometimes I think she could. 有时候我觉得是的 
[22:20.60]But I can't do anything about it. 但我什么事都不能做 
[22:23.40]Why not? 为什么？ 
[22:24.81]It's complicated. 事情很复杂 
[22:28.08]She was with this other guy for a long time. 她跟另一个男人 交往了很久 
[22:30.88]Someone from work too. 他也是我的同事 
[22:34.58]I could never do that to the guy. We're friends. 我没办法那样对他 我们是好朋友 
[22:38.82]Wait, I thought you hated everyone at work. 等一下 我以为你讨厌所有的同事 
[22:41.15]No, no. I only say that.. 不，我会那么说… 
[22:44.62]so Chandler won't feel threatened because I'm his only friend. 钱德才不会觉得被威胁了 因为我是他唯一的朋友 
[22:52.23]Excuse me? 你说什么？ 
[22:53.73]Sorry, sorry. And I'm your only friend too. 抱歉 我也是你唯一的朋友 
[23:00.17]So this guy she used to go out with, is he still in love with her? 以前跟她交往过的那个男人 还爱着她吗？ 
[23:05.58]-No, I don't think so. -Okay. -我想应该不爱了 -好吧 
[23:08.72]Is he a good guy? 他是好人吗？ 
[23:12.12]Yeah, he's the best. 对，他是最棒的 
[23:14.25]-Then talk to him. -I don't know. -跟他谈一谈 -我不知道 
[23:17.19]It's worth finding out, if you like her. 如果你喜欢她 这值得试一试 
[23:20.59]I do, so much. 我真的非常喜欢她 
[23:22.50]I can't stop thinking about her. I can't sleep.. 我没办法不想到她 我睡不着… 
[23:25.57]You know what? You have to go for it. 你知道吗？ 你得尽力去争取 
[23:29.24]How often does this happen to you? You owe it to yourself. 你常遇到这种事吗？ 你应该为自己这么做的 
[23:35.01]Here's your warm milk. 你的温牛奶来了 
[23:41.58]I'm gonna put the bourbon in it at home. 我要回家 加点波本酒 
[23:46.65]Anyway, seriously, just talk to the guy, okay? 说真的 跟那个男的谈一谈，好吗？ 
[23:51.79]Let me know how it goes. 告诉我结果 
[23:55.66]It's Rachel. 是瑞秋 
[24:07.41]You're having a baby and you need to prepare. 你要生孩子了 你得做好准备 
[24:10.78]You're gonna make yourself watch the whole thing. Just do it! 你得看完整卷录影带 看吧 
[24:18.89]I came to the big city to become a star. 我来到这个大城市 希望成为大明星 
[24:23.09]-I'll do anything to make that happen. -Anything? -为了圆梦我任何事都愿意做 -任何事？ 
[24:27.46]Maybe it starts with how she gets pregnant. 或许我该从她 怎么怀孕开始看起 
[24:34.84]I wonder which one of these guys becomes the father. 不知道哪个男人 是孩子的爸 
[24:40.57]No, no. Can't get pregnant that way. 不 那样子是不会怀孕的 
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