[00:05.87]All right, it's a new day. That stuff about Rachel? 好了，这是全新的一天 关于瑞秋那件事呢？ 
[00:09.70]You don't feel that now. It was crazy. You're fine. You're better than fine. 现在你没有感觉，那太疯了 你没事，你好的不得了 
[00:15.54]You are, as your friend Tony would say, "Great!" 没错，就像你朋友汤尼说的 “太帅了” 
[00:22.52]Everything's normal. She's just your friend, Rachel. 一切都很正常 瑞秋她只是你的朋友 
[00:27.22]Your friend, Rachel. Your friend. Rachel. 你的朋友瑞秋 你的朋友瑞秋 
[00:33.70]-Hi, sweetie. -Hey, it's your girlfriend, Rachel! -嗨，甜心 -嗨，她是你女朋友瑞秋 
[00:40.64]The One Where Chandler Takes A Bath 本集播出：钱德泡澡记 
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[01:23.91]Are you..? Are you high? 你…你很兴奋吗？ 
[01:27.22]I just had the most amazing bath. 我刚刚泡了一个最舒服的澡 
[01:29.65]-Really? I don't like baths. -You like them with me. -真的吗？我不喜欢泡澡 -你喜欢跟我泡鸳鸯浴 
[01:33.29]Honey, it's not the bath I enjoy. It's the wet, naked lady. 甜心，我不是喜欢泡澡 我是喜欢看全身湿答答的裸体女人 
[01:38.06]-Baths are so relaxing. -Really? What do you do? -泡澡能让你放松 -真的吗？你在里面做什么？ 
[01:42.33]You just sit in there, stewing in your own filth. 你坐在那里 被自己的脏水泡着 
[01:47.44]How dirty do you think I am? 你觉得我有多脏呢？ 
[01:50.17]If you had some candles and bubbles and music, you would love it. 如果有蜡烛、泡泡跟音乐 
[01:54.94]It would take all of your stress away. 你一定会喜欢它的 
[01:54.98]它会让你完全地放松 
[01:57.31]It's 2:00 on a Wednesday and I'm watching Road Rules. 现在是星期三两点 我正在看越野单车赛 
[01:59.95]How stressed do you think I am? 你觉得我的压力会有多大 
[02:05.19]Hey, Chandler. You got a minute? I really need to talk to you. 钱德，你有空吗？ 我真的需要跟你谈一谈 
[02:09.46]Oh, yeah. Is this a cold-pizza talk or a leftover-meat loaf talk? 对，这是冷披萨谈话 还是烤肉剩菜谈话？ 
[02:13.90]Well, neither. 都不是 
[02:16.10]Oh, my God, what's up? 天啊，发生了什么事？ 
[02:19.67]I don't know. It's just.. 我不知道，那只是… 
[02:22.57]Lately, I've been feeling.. 最近我觉得… 
[02:26.84]Okay, here's what it is. 好吧，事情是这样的 
[02:33.78]You know what? I feel a lot better. Thanks. 你知道吗？ 我觉得好多了，谢谢 
[02:36.28]No. Come back here and talk to me, mon frere. 不，快回来告诉我 犹豫先生 
[02:39.92]-Who? -Just come back. -谁？ -回来吧 
[02:42.96]Okay. 好吧 
[02:46.46]You and Monica, friends for a long time. 你跟摩妮卡 当了很久的朋友 
[02:49.26]And sure, there are rules. But then you went to London. 当然这是有规则的 之后你们去了伦敦 
[02:54.00]But that's different. There are rules there too, you know what I mean? 但那不一样，这也是有规则的 你了解我的意思吗？ 
[02:58.64]Do you? 是吗？ 
[03:03.04]It was different for you guys. You were both in the same place, right? 对你们来说是不一样的 你们刚好去了同一个地方，对吧？ 
[03:08.05]-In London? -Yeah. -在伦敦？ -对 
[03:09.45]Yes, when Monica and I were in London, we were both in London. 对，摩妮卡跟我在伦敦时 我们刚好都在那里 
[03:13.45]You know what. This is a bad idea. Forget all about it. 你知道吗？这是个烂主意 算了 
[03:16.79]And listen, do me a favor, this conversation between you and me. 听着，帮我一个忙 别把这件事说出去 
[03:20.86]If that. 我会尽力的 
[03:24.50]（中央咖啡厅） 
[03:28.97]How do I keep losing at tic-tac-toe? 为什么我玩井字棋老是会输呢？ 
[03:31.71]Oh, no, no, honey. My circle always stays in the middle. 不，甜心 我的圈圈一直都停留在中间 
[03:36.81]Oh, Ross, don't forget we have that doctor's appointment tomorrow. 罗斯，别忘了 明天我们要一起去产检 
[03:40.35]-To find out the sex of the baby? -No. We don't wanna know. -你们要知道宝宝的性别？ -不，我们不想知道 
[03:43.72]All we care about is that it's happy and healthy. 我们只在乎 宝宝是不是健康快乐 
[03:46.29]Yep, happy and healthy. And cute. 对，健康快乐，还有可爱 
[03:48.76]-And smart. With an aptitude for science. -Popular. -跟聪明，还要有科学精神 -受欢迎 
[03:51.76]Are you two talking about the same baby? 你们两个说的是 同一个宝宝吗？ 
[03:55.90]-Hey, have you thought of names? -Oh, yeah. I've come up with a bunch. -你们想到名字了吗？ -对，我想到一大堆 
[04:00.20]-Really? Me too. -Me too. -真的吗？我也是 -我也是 
[04:02.84]Really? 真的？ 
[04:04.87]If it's a girl, Phoebe. And if it's a boy, Pheebo. 如果是女孩就叫菲比 如果是男孩就叫菲宝 
[04:11.95]Maybe. But it wouldn't hurt to have a backup, you know? 或许吧，但想些备用名字 应该无伤大雅 
[04:16.92]-Rach, what were you thinking? -Okay. -瑞秋，你想到什么名字？ -好吧 
[04:19.89]I was thinking if it's a girl.. 我想如果是女孩 
[04:22.52]how about Sandrene? It's French. 叫她珊德妮好吗？那是法文 
[04:27.13]That's a really pretty name for an industrial solvent. 那很适合化学溶剂公司 
[04:34.64]-Okay, fine. What do you have? -It's for a boy. -好吧，你想到什么？ -我想到男生的名字 
[04:38.17]I know it's a little out there, but.. 我知道那没有什么，但是… 
[04:41.91]Darwin. 达尔文 
[04:44.91]Oh, my God. Our child will be beaten to death in the schoolyard. 天啊，我们的孩子 会在操场上被打死 
[04:48.62]Yeah, by Sandrene. 对，被珊德妮打死 
[04:51.35]You're saying that because I said no to your name. 你会那么说 因为我不喜欢你想的名字 
[04:54.36]I'm really, really not. 我真的没有 
[04:56.82]How about you each get five vetoes? 你们何不各想五个名字？ 
[04:59.46]-That sounds fair. -I don't think you'll need it. Check this out. -听起来很公平 -我想你不需要，听着 
[05:04.10]If it's a girl, Rain. 如果是女孩就叫做小雨 
[05:08.37]-Veto. -Why? -否决 -为什么？ 
[05:11.81]Rain? "Hi, my name is Rain. 小雨？嗨，我叫小雨 
[05:15.44]I have my own kiln, and my dress is made out of wheat." 我有自己的炉子 我的衣服是用麦子做的 
[05:21.58]I know her! 我认识她 
[05:24.09]I bought a homemade soap from her at a Dead show! 我在死人表演里 跟她买了一块手工肥皂 
[05:29.09]-Okay. How about for a guy, Thatcher? -Why do you hate our child? -好，如果是女孩就叫她柴契尔 -你为什么那么恨我们的孩子？ 
[05:35.00]-Fine, you go. -Okay. James. -好吧，轮到你了 -詹姆斯 
[05:39.23]-But only if it's a girl. -Veto. -但我可能生的是女孩 -否决 
[05:41.84]I like Ruth. What about Ruth? 我喜欢萝丝，你觉得呢？ 
[05:44.54]Oh, I'm sorry. Are we having an 89-year-old? 抱歉 我们要生下89岁的宝宝？ 
[05:50.11]-How about Dayton? -Veto. Stewart. -戴顿呢？ -否决，史都华 
[05:52.98]Veto. Sawyer. 否决，莎耶 
[05:54.82]-Veto. Helen. -Veto. -否决，海伦 -否决 
[05:57.49]Is it me, or is Veto starting to sound really good? 是我想歪了 还是否决会是个好名字？ 
[06:06.36]Boy, do I have a surprise for you. 天啊，我为你准备了一个大惊喜 
[06:09.23]Sex on the balcony? 我们要在阳台上做爱？ 
[06:11.33]No. But someone's not gonna get over that idea. 不，但有个人 忘不了那个想法 
[06:15.64]-What is it? -I drew you a bath. -怎么了？ -我帮你放了洗澡水 
[06:18.01]I don't like baths. Could you draw me a picture of us having sex on the balcony? 我不喜欢洗澡 你愿意跟我去阳台上做爱吗？ 
[06:23.08]Please. Will you just try it for me. I used all my best stuff. 拜托你试试看 我使出了全身解数 
[06:26.21]I lit candles, I put on music. I used bath salts, plus bubble bath. 我点了蜡烛，放了音乐 用了浴盐跟泡泡澡 
[06:31.75]And got you this little plastic Navy ship! So it's a boy bath. 我还帮你找到海军模型船 这是男人会洗的澡 
[06:38.16]-This does butch it up a bit. -I swear, if you try it, you will love it. -这稍微有点男人味 -我发誓你试过后一定会爱上它 
[06:43.56]If I do this, can we at least discuss sex on the balcony? 如果我这么做 我们能不能讨论在阳台上做爱的事？ 
[06:46.87]Absolutely. 当然可以 
[06:49.90]But I know how that discussion's gonna go. 但我知道 我们会怎么讨论它 
[07:01.22]All right, this isn't so bad. I like the flowery smell. 好吧，这还不赖 我喜欢花香味 
[07:08.19]Which is okay, because I've got my boat. 没关系 因为我有我的船 
[07:12.99]I can actually feel my tension just melting away. 我可以感觉到 压力消除了 
[07:17.43]I could fall asleep in here. 我快睡着了 
[07:19.70]I could drown in here. 我可能会被淹死 
[07:23.67]Drowning. 我快淹死了 
[07:28.54]-So? -Oh, my God. -怎么样？ -我的天啊 
[07:31.85]I told you you were a bath person. Hey, maybe I can give you a facial. 我说过你会喜欢洗澡 或许我可以帮你做脸 
[07:37.29]I'm gonna need a bigger boat. 我需要大一点的船 
[07:48.86]I don't think you had an open mind about the name Ruth. 我觉得你对萝丝这个名字 没有抱着开阔的胸襟 
[07:52.27]I mean, come on, little Ruthie Geller? How cute is that? 拜托嘛，小萝丝盖勒 可爱吧？ 
[07:55.77]Oh, my God, I can practically hear the mahjong tiles. 天啊 我可以听到麻将声 
[08:01.14]Okay. All your tests look fine. Are you interested in knowing the sex of the baby? 好了，检查结果都很正常 你们想知道宝宝的性别吗？ 
[08:06.81]-No, we're not. -But you have it right there in that file? -我们不想知道 -但病历里面有记录？ 
[08:11.12]You could tell us whether it's a boy or a girl? 你可以告诉我们 是男孩或是女孩？ 
[08:13.42]Dayton or Sandrene? Phoebe or Pheebo? 戴顿或珊德妮？ 菲比或菲宝？ 
[08:17.02]That's right. But if you don't wanna know.. 没错 如果你们不想知道 
[08:19.66]-No, we wanna wait. Right? -Right. Right. -不，我们要等，对吧？ -对 
[08:24.70]Oh, I'll be right back. 我马上回来 
[08:27.47]I know it's really not my place.. 我知道我不该那么说 
[08:30.37]but please don't name your child Pheebo. 但请不要将你们的宝宝 取名为菲宝 
[08:38.71]So which of these babies do you think is the ugliest? 你觉得哪个宝宝最丑？ 
[08:42.48]What? Rach, come on, that's terrible. 什么？瑞秋，那太可怕了 
[08:45.62]They're babies. They're all beautiful. 他们是宝宝 他们都很可爱 
[08:48.69]-Third one from the left? -Yeah. Why is it staring at me? -左边数过来第三个？ -对，它为什么要盯着我看？ 
[08:52.99]I think it knows I'm talking about it. Don't you..? You're looking! 我想它知道我在说它 你不…你在偷看 
[08:59.40]-I didn't! -I saw you! -我没有 -我看到了 
[09:01.07]Fine, I did, but I didn't see anything. 好吧，我在偷看 但我什么都没有看到 
[09:03.77]Shame on you! Ugly baby judges you! 你太可耻了，丑宝宝唾弃你 
[09:07.88]-Okay. But listen to me, I didn't.. -Don't tell me! I don't wanna know! -好吧，听我说，我没有… -别告诉我，我不想知道 
[09:12.41]I couldn't even if I wanted to, because I don't know! 我想说也没办法说 因为我不知道 
[09:15.02]I swear I didn't see anything! I don't want to know. It was just a momentary lapse. 我发誓我什么都没看到，我不想知道 刚刚我是一时糊涂 
[09:20.09]Momentary lapse? Don't you have any self-control? 一时糊涂？ 你不懂得自制吗？ 
[09:23.52]Okay. A couple months late on the lecture, Ross. 好吧，现在跟我说教 已经迟了好几个月，罗斯 
[09:31.30]Hello? 哈啰 
[09:32.97]I'm in the bathroom. Can you come in here? I think there's something wrong. 我在浴室，你能进来一下吗？ 我觉得不太对劲 
[09:37.24]You know what? I think I'll wait out here. 你知道吗？ 我在这里等 
[09:40.74]I'm in the bathtub. 我在浴缸里 
[09:47.21]-What's wrong? -I drew my own bath, but I did it wrong. -怎么了？ -我自己放洗澡水，但我没有弄对 
[09:50.62]The water's tepid, the salt didn't dissolve and is now lodged places. 水温温的，浴盐无法溶解 现在它们结块了 
[09:56.56]And the scents I used don't compliment each other. Eucalyptus and chamomile? 我用的香味闻起来很不协调 尤加利树跟甘菊？ 
[10:02.56]-What? -Bath salts. -什么？ -浴盐 
[10:05.50]They're starting to effervesce. 它们开始冒泡了 
[10:08.44]It's different. 感觉完全不同 
[10:11.54]It's interesting. 这真的很有趣 
[10:14.51]Okay. Let's talk about something else. 好吧，我们谈谈别的事 
[10:16.91]Yeah. Sure. So, what was going on with you today? 当然 今天你过得还好吧？ 
[10:22.62]I actually had the weirdest conversation with Joey. 我跟乔伊 谈了一件很奇怪的事 
[10:26.62]He was talking about rules and right and wrong. 他谈到规则及对错 
[10:30.32]-I had the same conversation. -You did? What was he talking about? -我也跟他谈过 -是吗？他到底在说什么？ 
[10:34.63]He hasn't had this much trouble getting out words since we saw him in Macbeth. 自从他演过马克白后 我还没看过他说不出话的样子 
[10:40.84]That was a long night. 那是漫长的一夜 
[10:43.90]All right, let's break this down. What exactly did he say to you? 好吧，我们来谈谈这件事 他到底跟你说了什么？ 
[10:47.27]He was talking about rules and looking at people differently. 他说到规则 对别人有不同的看法 
[10:52.61]-He didn't say that to me. -What'd he tell you? -他没有跟我说那个 -他跟你说了什么？ 
[10:55.12]He was asking questions about you, me and London. 他问到你跟我 在伦敦发生的事 
[10:58.45]And the glue that holds this all together, the rules. 我们是怎么开始的 还有规则 
[11:02.82]Okay. So you, me and London. 好吧，你跟我在伦敦 
[11:06.99]Looking at people differently. 对别人有不同的看法 
[11:09.90]Maybe he wants to do what you and I did in London with someone. 或许他想跟某人 发生你跟我在伦敦发生的事 
[11:13.77]But what'd he mean by "rules"? 但他说“规则”是什么意思？ 
[11:16.30]Wait. He stopped talking the minute Phoebe came in. 等一下，菲比走进来时 他就不说了 
[11:20.37]-Because he was looking at her differently. -And Phoebe is his friend. -因为他用不同的眼光看她 -菲比是他的朋友 
[11:24.68]So he thinks that would be breaking the rules. 他觉得那违反了规则 
[11:27.05]My God, he wants to do it with Phoebe in London! 天啊，他想跟菲比在伦敦上床 
[11:30.82]-You guys? -Just a minute! -你们在哪里？ -等一下 
[11:34.19]-That's Mrs. Tribbiani. -You don't say anything. -崔比亚尼太太来了 -什么都别说 
[11:38.59]Why would I say anything? 我为什么要说？ 
[11:40.73]That two of our friends could start the greatest love affair of their lives? 我们的两个好朋友 要真正地谈恋爱？ 
[11:44.47]They would have me to thank. Then we could all start having babies! 他们会谢谢我 然后我们可以开始做宝宝 
[11:49.27]-I'm not gonna let you say anything. -You just stay here. -我不要你告诉她 -你待在这里 
[11:52.77]Oh, God! 天啊 
[11:58.95]Hey, Monica, I brought back your iron. 摩妮卡，我拿熨斗来还你 
[12:01.02]Oh, you had that? I thought I lost it. I got a new one a month ago. 是你把它拿走的？我以为我弄丢了它 一个月前我买了一个新的 
[12:04.75]Oh, just as well. I broke this one. 太好了，我把它弄坏了 
[12:12.86]-What? -Nothing. -什么？ -没事 
[12:14.90]Okay. 好吧 
[12:16.90]I really shouldn't say. I'm really not supposed to. 我真的不该说 我不应该说出来的 
[12:20.97]Fine. 好吧 
[12:22.80]It's a humdinger. 这是个好消息 
[12:25.67]Well, then it's really too bad that you can't tell me. 可惜你不能告诉我 
[12:28.51]Somebody likes you! 有人喜欢你 
[12:34.12]Is it Chandler? 是钱德吗？ 
[12:36.92]-No! -Then tell him to stop staring. -不 -叫他别再盯着我看 
[12:40.96]It's Joey. 是乔伊 
[12:42.99]Really? Joey? You don't say. 真的吗？乔伊？你骗人 
[12:47.29]-Is it something you'd be interested in? -I don't know, I don't know. -你会有兴趣吗？ -我不知道 
[12:52.47]You know, I mean, on the one hand, "Mother, may I?" 我是说 一方面 我在想 “天啊，我可以吗？” 
[12:57.97]But, you know, on the other hand.. 但在另一方面 
[13:02.14]No. No, I can't. We're friends. 不行，我们是朋友 
[13:06.01]Oh, no. I don't wanna risk what we have. 不，我不能冒险 失去我们现在的友谊 
[13:08.92]I guess that makes sense. You think you're gonna talk to him? 我猜你说的对 你会跟他谈一谈吗？ 
[13:14.36]Sure. I mean, it's Joey. I don't want him to get hurt. 当然，他是乔伊 我不希望他受伤害 
[13:19.33]Well, I must say, I am on fire! First Chandler, now Joey. 我得说我真的很辣 先是钱德，现在又是乔伊 
[13:24.17]-Not Chandler. Just Joey. -Sure. -没有钱德，只有乔伊 -当然 
[13:35.54]You know what? I've been thinking about it. I'm coming around on the name Ruth. 你知道吗？我想过了 我接受萝丝这个名字 
[13:39.38]I think I would actually consider naming our child that. 我可以考虑 帮孩子取那个名字 
[13:42.82]Rach, I can't tell you how much that means to me. 瑞秋，我无法告诉你 这对我来说意义有多么重大 
[13:50.16]Wait a minute. 等一下 
[13:52.79]Wait a minute. You hated the name Ruth. Why would you change your mind? 等一下，你讨厌萝丝这个名字 你为什么会改变心意？ 
[13:58.97]Unless you know we're never gonna have to use it. 除非你知道 我们用不着它 
[14:02.87]You did see. You know it's a boy! 你看到了，你知道宝宝是男孩 
[14:05.97]I didn't see anything. I actually changed my mind about the name. 我什么都没有看到 我真的是改变了心意 
[14:09.44]I don't think so. You're giving me Ruth.. 我不那么认为 你答应让我选萝丝 
[14:12.58]so you get to name him when it's a boy. 如果你生了儿子 你可以帮他取名字 
[14:16.02]That's when you'll swoop in and name him Heath or Blaine or Sequoia. 那时候你会决定叫他 海瑟，布兰恩或史奎亚 
[14:22.12]I would.. Sequoia! 我会…史奎亚 
[14:24.63]-Veto. -Fine. -否决 -好吧 
[14:30.40]Unless.. 除非… 
[14:33.23]you anticipated that I would figure all this out.. 你知道我会看穿你的阴谋 
[14:36.97]and you know that it actually is a girl. 你知道宝宝是女生 
[14:40.54]And you really do want her to be named Ruth. 你真的希望她叫萝丝 
[14:44.25]Well, I'm not falling for that! Okay? Ruth is off the table! 我才不会上当 好吧？我们不考虑萝丝 
[14:50.18]-But, Ross, you want the name Ruth. -Not like this! -但罗斯，你要萝丝这个名字 -现在我不要了 
[14:57.39]-嗨 -嗨 
[14:59.86]What's up? 怎么了？ 
[15:01.63]-Joey, I know. -What? -乔伊，我知道了 -什么？ 
[15:07.13]-I know. -What? -我知道了 -什么？ 
[15:11.91]-I know about your feelings. -Oh, my God, you do? -我了解你的感觉 -天啊，真的吗？ 
[15:16.34]I'm sorry. Things worked out for Chandler and Monica, but that's rare. 我很遗憾，虽然钱德跟摩妮卡成功了 但那是少之又少的例子 
[15:21.78]I know. And this is so much more complicated than it was for those guys. 我知道 这比他们的情况复杂多了 
[15:27.22]I mean, it's Rachel, for God's sakes. 我是说她是瑞秋，天啊 
[15:31.53]For God's sakes, it's Rachel! 天啊，是瑞秋 
[15:35.73]I know! She's not only my friend, she's my pregnant friend. 我知道，她不只是我的朋友 她是我的孕妇朋友 
[15:40.43]She's my pregnant friend who's Ross 'ex! 她是我的孕妇朋友 还是罗斯的前女友 
[15:43.44]Yeah, that's Rachel. 对，那就是瑞秋 
[15:45.87]Beat me over the head with it. 我真的被搞糊涂了 
[15:50.04]What am I gonna do? I keep trying to get rid of these feelings. 我该怎么办？ 我试着不去想这些事 
[15:54.88]I stayed up all last night and made a list of everything I don't like about her. 昨晚我整夜没睡 试着写出我不喜欢她的地方 
[15:58.85]-You wanna hear it? -Yeah. -你想听听看吗？ -好 
[16:03.89]"She made me switch to light mayo." That's it! That's all I got! “她要我改吃低卡美乃滋” 就那样，我只想到那个 
[16:09.46]You know what? Tastes the same and my pants fit better. 你知道吗？味道一样 但我的裤子松多了 
[16:14.50]Joey, I think you're getting upset for nothing. This is probably just a crush. 乔伊，我觉得你是庸人自扰 或许你只是被爱情冲昏了头 
[16:19.07]You think? 你真的那么认为？ 
[16:20.47]Absolutely. You get this rush of feelings, but then it goes away. 当然，你只是一时昏了头 但那种感觉会消失的 
[16:24.61]Yeah, just a crush. That's all this is. It's a crush! 对，我只是冲昏了头 没错，我只是冲昏了头 
[16:29.35]I'm Joey. I don't get deep feelings. 我是乔伊，我不会玩真的 
[16:32.42]There you go. Crushes happen all the time. 好了 人常会被冲昏了头 
[16:35.59]I know I've had them for all you guys. Except for Ross and Chandler. 我对你们这些男生也会有那种感觉 罗斯跟钱德除外 
[16:40.96]-And I'm sure you've had them for us. -Not really. -我相信你对我们也是 -不尽然 
[16:46.63]Throw me a bone here. 丢根骨头给我 
[16:56.74]So I called the doctor. 我打电话给医生了 
[17:01.35]-Now we both know the sex of the baby. -What? -现在我们都知道宝宝的性别 -什么？ 
[17:05.75]That's right. The student has become the master. 没错 我是青出于蓝胜于蓝 
[17:10.32]-Ross, I swear. I don't know. -Oh, come on, you know it's a girl. -罗斯，我发誓我真的不知道 -少来了，你知道宝宝是女孩 
[17:16.23]A what? 什么？ 
[17:19.07]You really didn't know? 你真的不知道？ 
[17:20.47]-We're having a girl? -No. -我们要有个女儿了？ -不 
[17:23.27]-That's what you said. -No. -你是那么说的 -不 
[17:25.34]-You said girl. -Yes. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. -你说它是女孩 -对，我真的很抱歉 
[17:29.64]I'm not! We're having a girl! 没关系，我们要有个女儿了 
[17:32.28]Sometimes I can't believe it's with you, but still, we're having a girl! 有时候我不敢相信孩子的爸是你 但我们要有个女儿了 
[17:37.82]I know! You know what? I'm putting Ruth back on the table. 我知道，你知道吗？ 我要重新考虑萝丝这个名字 
[17:43.02]Yes, we'll have ourselves a little baby Ruth. 对，我们要生下小萝丝了 
[17:50.83]-Permission to veto. -Yes, please. -请求否决 -好吧，否决 
[18:00.71]Do I smell essential oils? 这是精油味吗？ 
[18:03.08]Yeah. I'm gonna take a bath. I was just gonna get a magazine. 对，我要去洗澡 我想拿本杂志 
[18:22.76]What do you think you're doing? 你觉得你在做什么？ 
[18:26.13]Leaving my troubles behind? 忘了我的麻烦？ 
[18:29.47]I know that you're new at this, but this is unacceptable bath decorum. 我知道你是新手 但这不合乎洗澡的礼仪 
[18:34.01]It's so hard to care when you're this relaxed. 看到你这么轻松 我真的很难挑剔 
[18:38.15]Okay, fine. You can have the bath, but I am taking your boat. 好吧，你可以洗澡 但我要拿走你的船 
[18:42.28]Now you're just a girl in a tub. 现在你是爱洗澡的女生 
[18:48.12]Hi, bubbles. Manly. 嗨，泡泡澡，太有男子气概了 
[18:51.09]I thought I would drop by and let you know how it went. 我想顺道过来 告诉你结果 
[18:53.96]You told her? 你跟她说了？ 
[18:56.23]She pulled it out of me! She's like a conversational wizard! 是她套我的 她真的很会逼别人 
[19:00.73]-How did it go? -You were wrong. He doesn't like me. -结果如何？ -你错了，他不喜欢我 
[19:04.84]How would you like it if I sent you to Lee Majors' house.. 你会有什么感觉 如果我把你送到李梅杰的家 
[19:08.31]and I told you he liked you and you went there.. 我告诉你他喜欢你 你跑进去… 
[19:10.61]and you found out that he didn't like you. How would you feel? 发现他并不喜欢你 你会有什么感觉？ 
[19:16.92]-I don't think I'd care. -Really? Lee Majors is hot. -我想我不会在乎 -真的吗？李梅杰很性感 
[19:22.22]-Hello? -We're in the bathroom! -哈啰 -我们在浴室里 
[19:26.73]-Why? -Because it's a relaxing and enjoyable time! -为什么？ -因为它既轻松又有趣 
[19:33.30]-What are you guys doing in here? -Oh, my God. -你们在这里做什么？ -天啊 
[19:37.20]A friend he's looking at differently, but it's wrong. 他对一个朋友的感觉不一样 但那是不对的 
[19:42.04]-It's Rachel! -You like Rachel? -是瑞秋 -你喜欢瑞秋？ 
[19:44.65]It's no big deal. Phoebe and I talked. It's a crush. It'll go away. 那没什么了不起的，菲比跟我谈过 我只是冲昏了头，我会清醒过来的 
[19:49.72]Dude, you gotta rearrange your bubbles. 你得重新排列 泡泡的位置 
[19:54.72]Mazel tov. 恭喜你 
[19:58.33]Ross and I were looking for you. 罗斯跟我在找你们 
[20:02.23]What are we all doing in here? Oh, my. 我们在这里做什么？天啊 
[20:08.20]-Honey, cover it up with the boat. -It's not an aircraft carrier. -用船把它盖起来 -它不是航空母舰 
[20:14.71]Hello? 哈啰 
[20:16.14]We're all in here, and we'd love for you to join us! 我们都在这里 希望你能加入我们 
[20:21.98]Well, hey! What's going on? Oh, cool boat. Oh, no. 嘿，发生了什么事？ 很酷的船，不 
[20:29.99]-Did you tell them? -No. I was waiting for you. -你告诉他们了吗？ -不，我在等你 
[20:32.96]-Tell us what? -We're having a girl. -告诉我们什么？ -我们怀的是女儿 
[20:35.73]Oh, wow! Really? 哇，真的吗？ 
[20:41.87]I'll get you later. 我待会再加入你们 
[20:50.31]All right. It's a new day. And it's just a crush. 好吧，这是全新的一天 我只是被冲昏了头 
[20:54.58]That's all. Just a little crush. 没错，我冲昏了头 
[20:57.48]All that worrying I was doing? That was crazy. 我到底在担心什么？ 那太疯狂了 
[21:01.56]Like my friend the bird here would say, "It was cuckoo!" 我的小鸟朋友会说 “那跟疯子一样” 
[21:09.60]Everything's gonna be fine. It's just a crush. 一切都会没事 我只是冲昏了头 
[21:14.90]-Hi, sweetie. -I love you. -嗨，甜心 -我爱你 
[21:26.15]It's nice to do this together, isn't it? 我们能一起这么做 真的很棒吧？ 
[21:30.22]Yeah. And what you're doing feels so good. 对，你让我感觉很好 
[21:33.85]I'm not touching you. 我没有碰你 
[21:36.99]-You're not? -It's the salts. -是吗？ -那是浴盐 
[21:39.53]Oh, sweet Lord, new realms of pleasure. 天啊，那是感官新领域 
[21:45.00]Whatever keeps you off the balcony, big guy. 只要能让你忘了阳台的事 就行了，大男人 
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