[00:02.26]-Guys, guess what? -What? -大伙们，你们猜怎么了？ -什么？ 
[00:04.67]We're having a Halloween party! 我们要办万圣节派对 
[00:07.77]-Good! -Great! -很好 -太棒了 
[00:09.17]-You have to wear a costume. -I can't make it. -你们得变装 -我没办法参加 
[00:13.54]Come on, it'll be fun. 少来了，一定会很好玩的 
[00:15.48]I'll be there. I have to wear a costume to my classes that day anyway. 我会去的 反正那天上课时我也要变装 
[00:20.72]Tell me you're not gonna dress like a dinosaur. 告诉我 你不会打扮成恐龙 
[00:24.42]Not two years in a row. 我不会连续两年那么做 
[00:28.29]-I'll come, but I'm not dressing up. -You have to. -我会去的，但我不会变装 -你得变装才行 
[00:31.93]No. Halloween is stupid. Dressing up, pretending to be someone you're not. 不，万圣节太愚蠢了 变装，假装你是另一个人 
[00:37.90]You're an actor. 你是个演员 
[00:41.14]Ross, are you gonna bring Mona? 罗斯，你会带蒙娜来吗？ 
[00:43.51]-I will. -The girl from the wedding? -我会的 -你在婚礼上认识的那个女孩？ 
[00:47.41]If she needs costume ideas, she could be a bikini model.. 如果她需要变装点子 她可以扮成比基尼模特儿… 
[00:51.78]or a slutty nurse, or a sexy cheerleader. 或风流护士 或性感啦啦队长 
[00:55.52]Or Leatherface from Texas Chainsaw Massacre. No! Slutty Leatherface. 或是德州电锯杀人狂里的皮脸 不，还是风流皮脸好了 
[01:02.62]Wasn't Joey hitting on her too? 乔伊不也很喜欢她吗？ 
[01:06.16]That's right, he was hitting on her. 没错，他喜欢她 
[01:09.30]And I got her. I guess the better man won. 我把到她了 我猜最好的男人才能赢 
[01:14.27]Please don't take her from me. 拜托别把她抢走 
[01:18.47]The One With The Halloween Party 本集播出：万圣节派对 
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[01:58.31]Ursula! 乌苏拉 
[02:00.42]Wait. It's me, Phoebe. 等一下，是我，菲比 
[02:03.18]I thought there was a mirror there. Okay. Bye. 我还以为那里有镜子 好吧，再见 
[02:06.79]Wait a second! 等一下 
[02:08.22]So, what's new with you? 你还好吗？ 
[02:10.93]Nothing. I'm getting married next week. 我很好 下星期我就要结婚了 
[02:14.46]What? 什么？ 
[02:16.23]It'll be a small ceremony. Just family. 婚礼很简单 我们只邀请家人观礼 
[02:19.63]His. 他的家人 
[02:22.67]Okay. 好吧 
[02:24.34]I'm happy for you. 我为你感到高兴 
[02:26.44]Wait. If you want to come, I guess that'd be okay. 等一下，如果你也想来的话 我猜应该没关系 
[02:31.31]-Really? -Sure. -真的吗？ -当然 
[02:32.68]You could be my sister for the day. 你可以当我的妹妹一天 
[02:35.58]Yeah, okay. 好吧 
[02:38.95]My friends are having a party tonight, so you could come. 我朋友今晚要办派对 你可以来参加 
[02:43.96]Maybe I could meet the guy. 或许我可以看看他 
[02:46.43]Well, I'm supposed to work tonight. 我今晚要上班 
[02:49.60]I'm supposed to be working now, so who cares! 我现在应该去上班 谁在乎呢？ 
[02:53.57]-It's a costume party. -So that's why you're.. -那是化装派对 -所以你才会… 
[02:58.57]No. 不 
[03:00.18]But thanks. 但谢谢 
[03:08.78]-You're supposed to wear a costume. -I am. -你应该变装的 -我有啊 
[03:11.89]I am a woman who spent money on a dress she wants to wear.. 我扮成花钱 买心爱洋装的女人… 
[03:16.62]because soon she won't fit into it. 因为很快地 她会穿不下它 
[03:20.46]I'm Catwoman, who wants the dress when you're too big for it. 我是猫女 如果你穿不下它，可以把它送给我 
[03:26.03]-Trick or treat! -Can I give out candy? -不给糖就捣蛋 -我可以分糖果给他们吗？ 
[03:29.00]I want to be with kids. Since I got pregnant, I have maternal instincts. 我想跟孩子们打成一片 我怀孕后母性的直觉都跑出来了 
[03:34.14]-Trick or treat! -Just a minute! -不给糖就捣蛋 -等一下 
[03:42.98]Look at you guys! 看看你们 
[03:45.12]-Wow! You are a very scary witch. -Thank you. -哇，你是个可怕的巫婆 -谢谢 
[03:49.86]-And you are a very funny clown. -Thank you. -你是个好笑的小丑 -谢谢 
[03:53.93]And you.. 你… 
[03:55.56]are so in style right now. 非常符合现在的流行趋势 
[03:59.33]I work at Ralph Lauren. The fall line has got this equestrian theme. 我在罗夫罗兰的公司工作 今年秋天流行马术主题 
[04:04.87]-Did you see the cover of Vogue..? -Could I just have the candy? -你看过时尚杂志的封面… -我可以拿糖果吗？ 
[04:12.41]Sure. 没问题 
[04:21.96]Catwoman. So we meet again. 猫女，我们又见面了 
[04:25.53]So we do, Supergirl. 没错，女超人 
[04:28.23]It's me, Phoebe. 我是菲比 
[04:32.57]Monica, can I talk to you for a second? 摩妮卡 我能跟你谈一谈吗？ 
[04:41.41]I appreciate the costume. 谢谢你帮我找衣服 
[04:43.71]You did this to him? 你帮他找衣服？ 
[04:46.18]I thought he'd love it. 我觉得他一定会喜欢 
[04:48.05]-He loves The Velveteen Rabbit. -That rabbit was brown and white. -他喜欢毛毛兔 -那只兔子是棕白相间 
[04:54.42]It was pink, or no bunny at all. 他们只剩下粉红色的兔子装 
[04:56.96]No bunny at all. Always no bunny at all! 没有兔子装 他们总是说没有兔子装 
[05:03.06]-You didn't dress up either? -Yes, I did. I'm Chandler. -你也没有变装？ -不，我有，我扮成钱德 
[05:12.44]Dude, what happened? 兄弟，发生了什么事？ 
[05:15.14]How is that me? 我怎么会是那个样子？ 
[05:18.08]I'm Chandler. 我是钱德 
[05:21.52]That is so you! 那真的很像你 
[05:24.32]-When have I ever done that? -When have I ever done that? -我什么时候会那样？ -我什么时候会那样？ 
[05:32.43]Trick or treat. 不给糖就捣蛋 
[05:38.67]-You're the prettiest ballerina ever. -Thank you. -你是最漂亮的芭蕾舞娘 -谢谢 
[05:44.14]That deserves another candy. 我该再给你一颗糖果 
[05:46.64]Thank you. 谢谢 
[05:50.88]I have to say, that earns "two-two" pieces of candy. 我得说 我该再给你一些糖果 
[05:54.68]I love you! 我爱你 
[05:59.35]Honey, here, take it all. 甜心，通通拿去吧 
[06:06.76]Monica? We need more candy. 摩妮卡，糖果没了 
[06:09.06]-There's only been four kids. -I know. -刚刚只来了四个孩子 -我知道 
[06:11.87]But one said she loved me, so I gave her everything. 但有个孩子说她爱我 于是我全部都给她了 
[06:15.84]No wonder you're pregnant. 难怪你会怀孕 
[06:23.78]-What are you supposed to be? -Remember the satellite, Sputnik? -你这次扮成什么了？ -还记得史波尼克号卫星吗？ 
[06:30.82]Well, I'm a potato. Or a "spud".. 我扮成马铃薯或是“波特多”… 
[06:35.42]and these are my antenna. 这是我的天线 
[06:38.49]So Sputnik becomes..? 所以史波尼克变成了… 
[06:45.57]Spud-nik! 波特多尼克 
[06:51.07]Wow! I don't have the worst costume anymore. 哇 原来我不是变装最失败的人 
[06:56.08]All right! Ross came as doodie. 好吧，罗斯是团粪 
[07:01.08]-No, I'm not doodie. -No, space-doodie. -不，我不是粪 -对，你是太空之粪 
[07:06.45]Okay, I'm Spud-nik. 好吧，我是波特多尼克 
[07:09.72]-You know, like Sputnik. -What's a Sputnik, doodie-man? -我在模仿史波尼克 -什么是史波尼克？傻瓜 
[07:21.84]Hey, sweetie. 嘿，甜心 
[07:25.61]-Aren't you gonna kiss me? -Okay. -你不吻我吗？ -好吧 
[07:28.11]But right after, you have to tell me who you are. 但我吻了你之后 你得告诉我你是谁 
[07:31.88]-Ursula? -Ursula's fiance? -乌苏拉？ -乌苏拉的未婚夫？ 
[07:34.25]You're the sister. I just slapped my future sister-in-law's ass. 你是她的妹妹 我刚刚打了我未来小姨子的屁股 
[07:39.79]Is your mother here? I could slap her on the butt. 你妈妈在这里吗？ 我可以打她的屁股 
[07:43.42]-My mother killed herself. -See, and I knew that. -我妈自杀死掉了 -看吧，我就知道 
[07:49.60]Now I'm sweating. 我满身大汗 
[07:51.70]I'm sweating. Now I'm saying look at me, I'm even sweatier. I should go. 我在流汗，看看我 我满身大汗，我该走了 
[07:57.04]No. We'll start over. 不，我们从头来过 
[07:58.91]-Hi, I'm Phoebe. -Eric. -嗨，我是菲比 -我是艾力克 
[08:02.04]-Why are you looking at me like that? -Sweat's burning my eyes. -你为什么要那样子看我？ -汗滴到我眼睛里了 
[08:06.91]-Thank you. -There. -谢谢 -拿去吧 
[08:08.55]-What are you? -There's no name for it. -那是什么？ -我不知道该怎么说 
[08:11.39]I get nervous, and I sweat like crazy. 我一紧张就会满身大汗 
[08:15.89]-No, I meant your costume. -I'm a solar system. -不，我是指你的服装 -我扮成太阳系 
[08:20.80]My second graders helped. 我的二年级学生帮我变装 
[08:23.16]-I love the second grade. -Really? -我喜欢二年级 -真的吗？ 
[08:26.27]It's much better than first grade, and definitely better than third. 它比一年级好多了 也比三年级好 
[08:32.27]With all the politics and the mind games. 你可以玩尔虞我诈 的斗智游戏 
[08:36.54]-So, what do you do? -I'm a masseuse, by day. -你是做哪一行的？ -我白天时是按摩师 
[08:42.55]-You don't have to stand with me. -I'm having fun. -你不必陪我 -我觉得很开心 
[08:46.05]-I'm excited for you and Ursula. -I feel very lucky. She's great. -我为你跟乌苏拉感到高兴 -我觉得自己很幸运，她太棒了 
[08:51.56]-She's the most beautiful woman ever. -Thank you. -她是最美丽的女人 -谢谢你 
[09:01.77]-Hey, Joey? -Yeah? -乔伊 -什么事？ 
[09:04.07]-You read comic books, right? -Exclusively. -你看漫画书吧？ -我是专家 
[09:08.18]Who would win in a fight, Catwoman or Supergirl? 如果猫女跟女超人打架 谁会赢呢？ 
[09:11.95]-Catwoman, hands down. -Yeah. -当然是猫女 -太棒了 
[09:14.35]Between you and Phoebe? I'd give Phoebe the edge. 但你跟菲比吗？ 我赌菲比会赢 
[09:17.89]-What? Really? -You kidding? -什么？真的吗？ -你在开玩笑吗？ 
[09:19.99]Phoebe lived on the street, okay? Plus, she's got a crazy temper. 菲比在街上混过，好吗？ 而且她生起气来跟疯婆子一样 
[09:25.73]She's not right behind me, is she? 她没有站在我后面吧？ 
[09:28.66]No, you're fine. 不，你很安全 
[09:30.53]-Could I take Rachel? -I'm not sure. -我能打倒瑞秋吗？ -我不确定 
[09:33.67]What? Come on, I am tough! 什么？少来了，我很凶的 
[09:36.37]Punch me here, as hard as you can! 用力打我这里 
[09:39.34]Relax. Why are you so serious? It doesn't matter. 别激动，你为什么那么认真？ 那不重要 
[09:42.98]Really? What if I told you Ross or Chandler could beat you up? 真的吗？如果我告诉你 罗斯或钱德能打倒你呢？ 
[09:48.12]I would say, "Woman, please." 我会说“拜托，女人家” 
[09:53.05]Ursula's fiance is really sweet. 乌苏拉的未婚夫真的很帅 
[09:56.26]-You think you could take him? -The dude with the balls on his chest? -你觉得你能打倒他吗？ -胸口贴着球的那个家伙？ 
[09:59.63]I think so. 我想可以 
[10:01.30]But what is he doing with my sister? He's so great. 但他跟我姐姐在一起做什么？ 他真的太棒了 
[10:04.17]He's a teacher, he does volunteer work. 他是老师 他会做义工 
[10:07.03]Normally, I don't like sweaty guys. But I could just mop him up. 通常我不喜欢会流汗的男人 但我愿意帮他擦汗 
[10:13.91]-Oh, my God, Phoebe? -What? -天啊，菲比 -什么？ 
[10:16.28]-You're getting a crush on him. -No, I'm not, you are! -你在暗恋他 -不，我才没有，是你 
[10:21.58]Here comes the temper. 她的脾气来了 
[10:27.22]Trick or treat. 不给糖就捣蛋 
[10:28.92]Know what? We're out of candy. But someone went for more. 你知道吗？我们没有糖果了 但已经有人去买了 
[10:33.29]And I've been giving out money, but I'm out of that too. 我改给孩子们钱 但我的钱也都给光了 
[10:38.53]-Can I write you a check? -Okay. -我可以开张支票给你吗？ -好吧 
[10:41.10]-Okay. What's your name? -Lelani Mayolanofavich. -好吧，你叫什么名字？ -李兰妮马尤拉诺法维奇 
[10:47.91]Okay, I'm just gonna write this out to "cash." 好吧，我会写上 “现金支票” 
[10:52.91]-Hi. -Hi, Mona. -嗨 -嗨，蒙娜 
[10:57.52]Joey's gonna be thrilled. He was hoping you'd be a slutty nurse. 乔伊一定会很兴奋 他希望你扮成风流护士 
[11:02.46]Actually, I'm just a nurse. 事实上我只是扮成护士 
[11:06.46]You'd think that would embarrass me, but I'm maxed out. 你以为我听了会觉得很丢脸 但我已经丢够脸了 
[11:12.47]-You made it. -Wait. -你来了 -等一下 
[11:14.27]-You're a potato? -Well, I'm a spud..? -你是马铃薯？ -喔，我是波特多… 
[11:18.81]-And the antenna.. You're Spud-nik! -Yes! -还有天线…你是波特多尼克 -答对了 
[11:23.98]Marry her. 娶她吧 
[11:27.65]Here's a good one. Who'd win a fight between Ross and Chandler? 这真的很有趣 罗斯跟钱德打架谁会赢？ 
[11:32.49]I can't answer that. Chandler's my husband. 我没办法回答 钱德是我的老公 
[11:34.86]-So Ross? -Yeah. -罗斯会赢？ -对 
[11:37.76]-Hey, beautiful. -Hello, handsome. -嘿，美女 -哈啰，帅哥 
[11:41.16]Oh, God. 天啊 
[11:44.27]Look at you two. When did you guys meet? 看看你们两个 你们什么时候认识的？ 
[11:47.64]-Two weeks ago. -That's it? -两个星期前 -就那样？ 
[11:50.24]I know. It sounds crazy, and I'm not impulsive, but.. 我知道这听起来很疯狂 我不是个冲动的人，但是… 
[11:54.28]-we have so much in common. -Oh, really? -我们有很多共通点 -真的吗？ 
[11:58.58]We're both teachers. 我们都是老师 
[12:02.75]-And we were both in the Peace Corps. -Peace Corps, really? -我们都参加了和平工作团 -真的吗？ 
[12:08.69]When we were building in Uruguay, we were two towns apart and never met. 我们在乌拉圭做义工时 只距离两个小镇远，却从来没见过面 
[12:15.06]Yeah. It wasn't a town when I got there, but it was a town when I left. 对，我刚到时那里一片荒芜 但我离开时那里已经是个小镇了 
[12:21.40]-Shall we get me really drunk? -Sure. -我们可以去喝一杯吗？ -没问题 
[12:29.94]Howdy, doodie. 你好，粪团 
[12:32.88]That's funny, yeah. 那真的很有趣 
[12:34.48]You're the funniest man here in a bunny costume his wife made him wear. 你是个最幽默的家伙 穿着你太太帮你挑的兔子装 
[12:40.19]Relax, man. You're looking a little flushed. 别激动 你看起来有点要化掉了 
[12:49.13]-Our question might get answered. -What question? -我们的问题有解了 -什么问题？ 
[12:52.83]Who could kick whose ass in a fight, you or Ross? 你跟罗斯打架 谁会赢？ 
[12:57.07]-There's no question. -So you think Ross too? -那不是问题 -你也觉得罗斯会赢？ 
[13:03.31]-You picked Ross? -Ross is strong. -你选罗斯？ -罗斯很强壮 
[13:06.01]He's the strongest out of all three of you. Except for Joey. 他是你们三个之中最壮的 乔伊除外 
[13:11.45]-I can't believe you didn't pick me. -She's right. I am stronger. -我不敢相信你没有选我 -她说的对，我比你壮 
[13:16.26]I would destroy you. 我要毁了你 
[13:18.76]Really? You think you're stronger? Why don't you prove it? 真的吗？你觉得你比较壮吗？ 你为什么不证明给大家看？ 
[13:24.43]I'll prove it like a theorem! 我一定会证明的 
[13:27.30]All right! Stop it! 好了，别吵了 
[13:30.54]Stop! No one's gonna fight. 别吵了，谁都不准打架 
[13:33.04]People came to see a fight, let's give them one! 大家来这里看人打架 快打给他们看吧 
[13:38.75]-You guys could arm-wrestle. -Listen to the slutty nurse. -你们可以比腕力 -听风流护士的话 
[13:43.68]-You're going down. -Oh, yeah? You're going downtown! -你死定了 -是吗？你才死定了 
[13:48.46]Seriously, guys, the trash talk is embarrassing. 说真的 你们的叫阵台词太逊了 
[13:54.63]Gunther, you brought candy. Thank you so much. 阿甘，你买到糖果了 谢谢你 
[13:57.97]-You are so sweet. -Really? -你真的是太棒了 -真的吗？ 
[14:01.14]You are gonna make some man the luckiest guy in the world. 跟你在一起的人 会是全世界最幸运的男朋友 
[14:06.64]-Got to go. -Trick or treat. -我得走了 -不给糖就捣蛋 
[14:09.51]Hi! Wow! There you go. 嗨，拿去吧 
[14:13.91]My friend Lewis told me you were giving out money. 我朋友路易斯说 你会给钱 
[14:18.22]We were, but now we've got candy. 没错，但现在我们有糖果了 
[14:21.86]I'd rather have the money. 我宁愿要钱 
[14:25.86]That's not your choice. Happy Halloween! 那由不得你来选 万圣节快乐 
[14:28.86]This isn't fair. 这不公平 
[14:30.36]Is it fair that you put on a cape and get stuff? 你披上斗篷就能跟别人要东西 那公平吗？ 
[14:33.90]Shut up! 闭嘴 
[14:36.44]You shut up! 你才闭嘴 
[14:39.51]-You can't tell me to shut up. -I think I just did. -你不能叫我闭嘴 -我想我刚刚说了 
[14:43.88]And here it comes again. Shut up! 我又想说了，闭嘴 
[14:48.05]No, I got it. I'm good. I got it. 不，我可以，我很厉害的 
[14:51.95]Wait, I had one more thing to say. Right. Shut up. 等一下，我还有一句话要告诉你 对，闭嘴 
[14:56.86]You're a mean old woman. 你是个可怕的老女人 
[14:58.89]Wait! Shut.. Don't cry! 等一下，闭…别哭了 
[15:00.93]Let me get my checkbook! 我去拿支票簿 
[15:03.20]You don't have to do this. The strength inside you means the most. 你不必这么做 心地善良才是最重要的 
[15:08.47]You're loyal, you're honest and you have integrity. 你既忠心又老实 而且你的品德高贵 
[15:13.07]That's the strength I want in a man. 那才是我要的男人 
[15:16.08]That means nothing to me. Come on! 那对我来说毫无意义，来吧 
[15:21.48]-Hi, liar. -Hey. -嗨，骗子 -嘿 
[15:24.62]He's marrying you because he thinks the things you were saying were true. 他会娶你是因为 他以为你说的话是真的 
[15:29.96]-They could be true. -But they're not. -它们有可能是真的 -但你真的在说谎 
[15:33.39]It's a fine line. 真假只有一线之隔 
[15:36.00]-Why are you lying? -I don't know. -你为什么要说谎？ -我不知道 
[15:39.00]He did this stuff, I said I did it too. He got so excited, it was fun. 他做了那些事，我说我也是 他变得很兴奋，我觉得很好玩 
[15:44.87]You can't do this. You're gonna ruin his life. 你不能那么做 你会毁了他的生活 
[15:47.98]Why are you taking this so seriously? It's just a marriage. 你为什么那么认真？ 这只是婚姻而已 
[15:52.58]Besides, if I cheat on him, I can call it an affair. 而且如果我背着他偷人 我可以说那是外遇 
[15:56.42]Honey? 甜心 
[15:57.85]It's a disgusting habit, and I want you to quit now! 这是个坏习惯 我要你马上戒烟 
[16:02.92]She's helped so many people quit. 她帮助很多人戒烟 
[16:06.26]We'd better get going. 我们得走了 
[16:08.06]-You have a church group meeting. -Right. -你还得参加教会的聚会 -对 
[16:15.40]-It was nice meeting you. -You too. -很高兴能见到你 -我也是 
[16:19.17]And, Ursula, it was really nice meeting you tonight! 乌苏拉 我很高兴今晚能见到你 
[16:23.38]Come on! Bunny versus doodie. We're waiting! 快来吧，兔子大战粪团 我们在等你 
[16:29.38]Okay, guys. One match, winner take all. 好吧，一次决胜负 赢的人是英雄 
[16:34.02]Wait. What does the winner get? 等一下，冠军有什么奖品？ 
[16:36.42]-Pride. -And dignity. -骄傲 -跟自尊 
[16:38.69]Okay, if you say so. 好吧，你说了算 
[16:41.53]All right, ready, set, go! 好吧，就位，预备，开始 
[16:43.76]-Come on! -Come on! -加油 -加油 
[16:53.41]-Wow, they're both really strong. -Or equally weak. -他们都很壮 -或是一样逊 
[16:59.45]Oh, God. Chandler's making his sex face. 天啊 钱德露出他的性感表情了 
[17:08.62]-So you getting tired? -No. I could do this all day. -你累了吗？ -不，我可以撑一整天 
[17:14.09]Yeah. Me too. 对，我也是 
[17:18.63]-Getting a little tired, though. -God, I'm exhausted. -但我有点累了 -天啊，我累坏了 
[17:22.80]This is starting to look bad for me, okay? Mona's standing right there. 我开始漏气了，好吗？ 蒙娜就站在那里 
[17:29.14]She's talking to Joey! You gotta let me win! 她在跟乔伊说话 你得让我赢 
[17:33.48]Let me win. My wife thinks I'm a wimp. 让我赢 我太太以为我是三脚猫 
[17:36.48]At least you have a wife. I get divorces and knock people up. 至少你还有太太 我离婚了，还搞大别人的胜子 
[17:43.79]And I'm dressed as doodie. 我打扮的跟个傻瓜一样 
[17:47.43]-You're Spud-nik. -Come on, who we kidding? I'm doodie. -你是波特多尼克 -少来了，我们要骗谁呢？我是傻瓜 
[17:53.97]Please? She's watching. 拜托，她在看我 
[17:57.17]-Fine. -Thanks. -好吧 -谢谢 
[18:01.04]-Oh, no. -Oh, yeah! -不 -太棒了 
[18:05.18]My hero! 我的英雄 
[18:07.15]You're a weird lady. 你是个怪女人 
[18:13.02]Ursula said she left her purse. 乌苏拉忘了拿皮包 
[18:15.82]What a relief. It has the numbers for her prayer chain. 这真的是太好了 里面放了她祈祷团朋友的电话 
[18:19.79]I'm sure it does. 是啊 
[18:22.26]Guess I'll see you at the wedding. 我们婚礼上见了 
[18:26.80]I don't think I'm gonna make it to the wedding. 我想我没办法 去参加婚礼 
[18:30.40]I wish you all the luck in the world. 祝你们好运 
[18:32.97]And I also want to give you a little piece of advice.. 我还要给你 一个小建议 
[18:35.88]that I give to everyone who's getting married. 我会给每对新人 这样的建议 
[18:38.51]Don't trust your wife. 别相信你的太太 
[18:41.42]I think we'll be okay. 我想我们会没事的 
[18:43.62]It's so perfect, and she's been saving herself for me. 它真的太完美了 她一直为我保持处子之身 
[18:49.89]-I can't let you do this. She's lying. -What? -我不能让你这么做，她在说谎 -什么？ 
[18:54.03]She is lying. And I bet I could prove it. Excuse me. 她在说谎 我想我可以证明，对不起 
[18:58.40]Okay. Yeah, not a prayer chain. 好吧，没有祈祷团的电话 
[19:01.87]But what looks like a detailed drawing of a bank floor plan. 但它看起来像是 银行的平面图 
[19:07.54]Here's the name tag from where she works as a waitress. 这是她在餐厅 当女服务生的名牌 
[19:12.71]Not a teacher, a waitress. 她不是老师，她是女服务生 
[19:15.22]Here, she always lies about this. 拿去，她总是会撒这个谎 
[19:18.05]-How old did she say she was? -She told me she was 25. -她跟你说她几岁了？ -她说她25岁 
[19:23.02]I almost don't want to show you. 我真的不想拿给你看 
[19:25.86]Just remember, I'm a minute younger. 记住，我比她年轻一分钟 
[19:31.40]I am so stupid. 我太笨了 
[19:34.07]Of course she's not a teacher. 她当然不是老师 
[19:36.54]There's no such thing as a "Top Secret School for the Children of Spies." 根本不会有 “超机密儿童间谍学校” 
[19:44.14]No, you're not stupid. 不，你不笨 
[19:47.21]I'm not smart. 我不聪明 
[19:52.69]I just wanted so much to be impulsive for once. 我只是很想 冲动一下 
[19:57.59]-To be romantic. -Good. -找一点浪漫 -很好 
[19:59.69]You should be impulsive and romantic. You did it with the wrong person. 你应该要冲动跟浪漫 只是你找错对象了 
[20:08.30]-What? -It's weird, two people look so alike. -什么？ -那真的很奇怪，你们长得那么像 
[20:12.27]And so different. 却完全不一样 
[20:16.38]Eric! Let's go! 艾力克，我们走吧 
[20:19.98]-Better go deal with it. -Yeah, you should. -我得去解决问题 -没错，你该那么做 
[20:29.59]Hurry up! I gotta pray! 快点，我得去祷告 
[20:43.97]I had to give the kid 50 bucks to stop crying. 我得给那孩子50块 他才不哭 
[20:47.94]That's not bad. 那还不赖 
[20:49.28]I also had to go to a few houses as his girlfriend. 我还得当他的女朋友 陪他走一段路 
[20:54.41]I am awful with children. 我真的不会应付小孩子 
[20:56.92]You're good with kids. They're just crazy on Halloween. 你跟孩子们相处的很好 只是小孩子在万圣节都会抓狂 
[21:01.49]They're all greedy, hopped up on sugar. 他们贪心地 想多拿一些糖果 
[21:05.16]-That's all it is? -Absolutely. -就那样？ -当然 
[21:07.96]Halloween is the worst. Except for Christmas. And their birthdays. 万圣节是最糟糕的 除了耶诞节跟他们的生日 
[21:14.84]They get crazy during the summer too. 他们在暑假也会抓狂 
[21:18.17]And any time they're hungry or sleepy. 还有他们胜子饿 跟想睡觉的时候 
[21:21.84]Kids are tough. Good luck with that. 小孩子很难缠 祝你好运 
[21:29.02]Look, I'm sorry you lost. 听着，我很遗憾你输了 
[21:32.19]I got a secret for you. I let him win. 我得告诉你一个秘密 我放水让他赢 
[21:36.46]Was that a secret, or a lie? 那是秘密还是谎话？ 
[21:39.26]-No, I let him.. Ross? -Yeah? -不，我让他…罗斯 -什么事？ 
[21:41.56]Would you tell her I let you win, please? 麻烦你告诉她 我放水让你赢 
[21:45.30]Chandler "let me win." 钱德“放水让我赢” 
[21:49.30]No, Chandler's really strong. My arm is so sore. Oh, nurse? 不，钱德真的好壮 我的手好酸喔，护士 
[21:55.31]I am strong. I'll show you. 我很强壮，我要证明给你看 
[21:58.68]Chandler, please. 钱德，拜托 
[22:00.31]What's the matter? Scared? 怎么了？你害怕吗？ 
[22:03.25]Let's go, big bunny! 来吧，大兔子 
[22:06.39]One, two, three. Go! 一，二，三，开始 
[22:14.49]I'm gonna kill myself! 我要去自杀 
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