[00:04.43]Wait. Before we go in, I just want you to know that I love you. 等一下，在进屋之前 我要你知道我爱你 
[00:09.94]I had a great time on our honeymoon. 我蜜月时玩得很高兴 
[00:12.97]I can't wait to spend our life together. 我等不及 要跟你共度一生了 
[00:16.78]You're sticking with the shell necklace, huh? 你还戴着 那条贝壳项链？ 
[00:20.82]You're back! 你们回来了 
[00:24.45]Come on in! 快进来 
[00:30.13]How was the honeymoon? 你们蜜月玩得开心吗？ 
[00:32.13]So much fun. The best part is, we met this great couple. 我们很开心，最棒的是 我们认识一对很棒的夫妇 
[00:36.70]That was the best part? Good honeymooning, tiger. 那是最棒的吗？ 这真的是很棒的蜜月，小子 
[00:41.64]They're cool. It was their honeymoon too. 他们很酷 他们也是去度蜜月的 
[00:44.97]They live here in the city. 他们就住在城里 
[00:47.14]Can we go call them? Is it too soon to call? 我们能打电话给他们吗？ 现在打会不会太快了？ 
[00:50.61]We're excited. We finally have a couple to hang out with. 我们很兴奋 我们终于认识一对夫妇朋友了 
[00:54.95]Oh, were you looking for that? 你们想要那么做吗？ 
[00:58.15]Well, yeah. 对 
[00:59.99]A couple? Like two people? Like one, two people? 夫妇朋友？你是说两个人吗？ 像是一、二，两个人 
[01:05.36]It's different. Greg and Jenny are married. 那不一样 葛瑞格跟珍妮结婚了 
[01:08.73]Greg and Jenny? "Hi, Greg. I'm Chandler." 葛瑞格跟珍妮？ “嗨，葛瑞格，我是钱德” 
[01:12.57]"Hi, Monica. This is Jenny." "Hi, Jenny. Hi, Greg." “嗨，摩妮卡，她是珍妮” “嗨，珍妮，嗨，摩妮卡” 
[01:17.74]-They're great. If you just.. -You know what? -他们真的很棒，如果你们… -你知道吗？ 
[01:21.01]Give us our souvenirs and get out of here. 快送我们纪念品 然后滚出去 
[01:25.71]-We didn't get a chance to.. -You're kidding! -我们没有机会… -你是在开玩笑 
[01:29.88]-We didn't get anything for anyone. -Nice necklace. -我们没有买任何人的礼物 -好漂亮的项链 
[01:35.16]That you can have. 你可以把它拿走 
[01:38.39]The One With The Videotape 本集播出：录影带风波 
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[02:17.40]-Welcome home. -How was the honeymoon? -欢迎你们回来 -蜜月还好玩吧？ 
[02:20.94]Great! How about you? You're having a baby! 太棒了，你们呢？ 你们要有宝宝了 
[02:24.17]Yeah, we are. It's so exciting. 没错，那真的很刺激 
[02:26.47]I always knew you two would have a child out of wedlock. 我就知道 你们会未婚生子 
[02:32.15]-Look, I have a sonogram picture. -Good. -你看，我有宝宝的超音波照片 -太棒了 
[02:37.25]Ross, it's got your wavy, black lines. 罗斯，宝宝遗传了你的黑色卷发 
[02:42.66]Now that Ross knows, how'd it happen? When? How many times? 现在罗斯知道了，到底是怎么发生的？ 在什么时候？你们做了几次？ 
[02:48.26]Monica, that's not right. Start with where. 摩妮卡，那么问是不对的 从你们在哪里做开始说吧 
[02:55.04]It happened about six weeks ago. 事情发生在六个星期前 
[02:58.61]I got home and Ross was there. He'd been hanging out with Joey. 我回到家，发现罗斯也在 他跟乔伊混在一起 
[03:04.11]You're welcome, buddy. 别客气，兄弟 
[03:10.69]Yeah, thanks. 对，谢谢 
[03:13.82]I had a lot of work, and Ross offered to help. 我有很多事要做 罗斯主动说要帮忙 
[03:17.93]We had wine, we got to talking. 我们边喝酒边聊天 
[03:20.83]Next thing you know, Ross comes on to me. 接下来 罗斯采取主动 
[03:26.10]That's a little misleading. 那么说是不对的 
[03:29.00]-What is? -The lie you just told. -什么？ -你刚刚说的谎话 
[03:33.58]-That you came on to me? -There's the one! -我说是你主动的？ -没错 
[03:37.31]-But you did. Let's be honest. -Yes, let's. -但那是真的，老实一点吧 -没错，老实一点吧 
[03:41.82]Ross. If it helps, I don't believe you. 罗斯，希望这有帮助，我不相信你 
[03:47.62]It's not important. 那不重要 
[03:49.82]What's important is, we're having a baby, not who came on to who. 重要的是我们要生孩子了 谁先泡“随”并不重要 
[03:55.00]"Whom." 是“谁”才对 
[03:59.63]That's right. 没错 
[04:03.14]-You kissed me first. -You were begging for it! -你先吻我的 -是你求我的 
[04:07.01]You were sending me signals! 你发暗号给我 
[04:09.68]I was sending signals? Anyone think that I'd send Ross begging signals? 我发暗号给你？ 谁觉得是我发暗号给罗斯求他的？ 
[04:15.48]Please, show of hands. 请举手 
[04:20.15]It doesn't matter what people believe! It happened. 别人怎么想并不重要 事情真的发生了 
[04:24.73]Maybe I need to be more careful. Am I sending these signals now? 或许我得小心一点 我正在发送讯号吗？ 
[04:30.33]-You know what? Just drop it. -Show me how I begged you. -你知道吗？别谈了 -告诉我我是怎么求你的 
[04:35.14]I can show you! I have it on videotape. 我可以证明 我都录在录影带里了 
[04:45.68]It's an expression. 那是一种说法 
[04:56.36]Come on, Rachel, open up. Let me explain. 瑞秋，快开门 听我解释 
[04:59.26]-Still won't let you in, huh? -No. -她还是不让你进去？ -对 
[05:01.76]I'm just gonna close this door so we can talk about you. 我要把门关上 我们得好好讨论你们的事 
[05:09.10]I can't believe he taped them having sex. 我不敢相信 他录下他们做爱的经过 
[05:11.97]Yeah. You gotta tell a girl before you tape her. 对，你得先告诉对方 才能开始录影 
[05:16.48]Such a rookie mistake. 那是菜鸟才会犯的错误 
[05:19.55]-Know who has a great camera? -Greg and Jenny? -你知道谁有很棒的摄影机吗？ -葛瑞格跟珍妮？ 
[05:23.99]-I want to call them. -Let's call. -我要打电话给他们 -快打吧 
[05:26.72]Ask them if they brought their friends souvenirs. 问他们有没有 买纪念品送给朋友 
[05:35.66]Hello. 8th Street Deli? 喂，第八街外送餐厅 
[05:38.23]Hang up. You get food poisoning just talking to that place. 快挂掉，光跟他们说话 你就会食物中毒 
[05:42.54]-Sorry, wrong number. -Here you go, babe. -抱歉，打错了 -来吧，宝贝 
[05:48.14]Hello? It's the deli again! 喂 又是外送餐厅 
[05:51.38]All right, I'll have a sandwich. 好吧，我要吃三明治 
[05:54.48]I don't think this number's right. 我想这个电话号码是错的 
[06:00.36]-What? -You got fake-numbered. -什么？ -你们拿到假的电话 
[06:05.09]-What? People don't do that. -Oh, I think we do. -什么？没有人会那么做 -我想我们会 
[06:09.60]-Why would they do that? -I don't know. -他们为什么要那么做？ -我不知道 
[06:12.97]You were a delight. You asked those great questions. 你们聊的很开心 你问了那些很棒的问题 
[06:17.34]And you were never funnier. Joke, joke, joke! You were a hoot! 你也很风趣 老是在开玩笑，你真的很耍宝 
[06:22.48]You still got me and Phoebe. 你们还有我跟菲比 
[06:25.25]Excuse me, I don't want Greg and Jenny's rejects. 对不起 我不要葛瑞格跟珍妮的退货 
[06:30.89]Rachel won't talk to me. She won't open the door. 瑞秋不肯跟我说话 她不肯开门 
[06:34.56]I wonder why, pervert. 我很好奇是为什么，变态 
[06:37.09]Okay, I am not a pervert. 好吧，我不是变态 
[06:39.43]That's, like, the pervert motto. 变态都是那么说的 
[06:42.93]You raise your hand, put your left hand down your pants and repeat that. 你举起手，把左手放进裤子里 然后再说一次 
[06:49.24]Filming Rachel was not planned. 我不是故意要拍瑞秋 
[06:52.01]Here's what happened. Joey can back me up. 事情的经过是这样的 乔伊可以帮我作证 
[06:55.44]A month and a half ago, remember I came to you with a problem? 还记得一个半月前 我跑去问你一个问题吗？ 
[07:01.12]The personal thing? 我的私人问题？ 
[07:05.09]-What personal thing? -About sex? -什么私人问题？ -关于性的问题？ 
[07:10.63]That I hadn't had sex in months? 我好几个月没有性生活了？ 
[07:14.26]Yeah, I knew what you were talking about. 我知道 你在说什么 
[07:19.40]（六个星期前） 
[07:26.74]I'd like to talk about something I'm uncomfortable talking about. 我想谈一件 我很难启齿的事 
[07:31.91]Sure. 没问题 
[07:34.35]How about you showering with your mom? 你跟你妈 一起洗澡？ 
[07:40.12]I actually had a topic in mind. 我真的有问题 
[07:46.49]I'm kind of going through a dry spell, sex-wise. 我正进入了 性停滞期 
[07:52.13]-For, like, months? -Five, to be.. -有好几个月了吗？ -五个月… 
[07:55.17]lying. Six. 骗人的，是六个月 
[07:57.61]Six months? That's rough. 六个月？那一定很难熬 
[08:00.07]It's not all bad. I'm learning to appreciate the small things, like.. 没有那么糟糕 我学着去欣赏一些小事，譬如说… 
[08:05.68]the sound of a bird and the color of the sky. 鸟叫声 跟天空的颜色 
[08:10.49]The sky's blue, Ross. And I had sex yesterday. 天空是蓝色的，罗斯 我昨天做过爱了 
[08:16.22]Please help me. I have a date tonight. 拜托帮帮我 今晚我有约会 
[08:19.29]It has to go well. I'm scared for my health. 我得顺利达阵 我很担心我的健康 
[08:23.46]I got something. It's this story that I came up with. 我有个点子 我想出一个故事 
[08:27.80]Very romantic. Any woman that hears it is putty. 非常浪漫 听到这个故事的女人都会心动 
[08:31.81]Tell it to me. 说吧 
[08:33.61]Now, you're gonna want to have sex with me when you hear it. 你听完后 一定会想跟我上床 
[08:38.75]Remember, it is just the story. 记住，那只是一个故事 
[08:43.15]I'll try to control myself. 我会试着控制自己 
[08:48.92]Years ago, I was backpacking across Western Europe.. 多年前 我在西欧自助旅行… 
[08:53.23]-You were backpacking across Europe? -Have a nice six more months. -你在西欧自助旅行？ -六个月后见 
[08:58.87]I'm sorry. Please, please. You were in Western Europe, and..? 抱歉，求求你 你去了西欧，然后… 
[09:06.07]I was outside Barcelona, hiking in the foothills of Mount Tibidabo. 我在巴塞隆纳郊外 在第比达包山脚下健行 
[09:12.85]-Nice. -Thanks. -太棒了 -谢谢 
[09:16.18]I was at the end of this path, and there was a lake. 我走到小路的尽头 发现了一座湖 
[09:20.99]Very secluded. There were tall trees all around. 它非常隐密 四周都是高大的树木 
[09:25.29]It was dead silent. Gorgeous. 那里非常安静 美极了 
[09:29.13]And across the lake I saw a beautiful woman bathing herself. 我看到在湖的对面 有个美女在洗澡 
[09:35.30]But she was crying. 但她在哭 
[09:39.91]Why? 为什么？ 
[09:48.52]This is great wine. 酒真的很棒 
[09:50.85]It's from France. 它是法国酒 
[09:54.92]In Europe. 法国在欧洲 
[09:57.43]Western Europe. 就在西欧 
[10:02.46]A few years ago I was backpacking across Western Europe. 几年前 我在西欧自助旅行 
[10:08.04]-Really? -Wait, it gets better. -真的吗？ -等一下，后面的故事很精彩 
[10:14.01]Yeah, I was in Barcelona. 对，我在巴塞隆纳 
[10:16.71]I studied for a year in Barcelona. 我在巴塞隆纳念过一年书 
[10:22.72]-You did? -Yeah. When were you there? -是吗？ -对，你什么时候去的？ 
[10:25.92]-Eighty.. -Nine? -8… -89年？ 
[10:27.29]Three. 83年 
[10:29.89]I was 13? 那时我才13岁？ 
[10:34.80]-So anyway, I was hiking.. -I love hiking! -总之我在健行… -我喜欢健行 
[10:38.93]That's great! 那真的太棒了 
[10:42.77]I was hiking along the foothills of Mount Tibidaybo.. 我在第比达亚波山脚下 健行… 
[10:47.54]-I think it's "Tibidabo." -Do you want to tell the story? -我想是“第比达包山”才对 -你想说这个故事吗？ 
[10:55.32]How'd your date go? 约会还顺利吗？ 
[10:57.79]Great. I'm across the street having sex right now. 太棒了 我正要过街去做爱 
[11:02.46]-Your story sucks. -Then you didn't tell it right. -你的故事烂透了 -是你说的方法不对 
[11:07.63]-Show me how you did it. -No, I don't want to. -告诉我你是怎么说的 -不，我不想谈 
[11:11.13]-How long since you seen a girl naked? -I was backpacking.. -你上次看到裸女是什么时候的事？ -我在西欧… 
[11:16.70]-I'm not feeling it. -I was outside Barcelona, hiking.. -我没有感觉 -我在巴塞隆纳郊外健行… 
[11:22.14]-Ross, I'm not hot. Are you hot? -It's been six months. I'm always hot. -罗斯，我不热，你很热吗？ -我六个月没做爱，每天都很热 
[11:28.02]You're not selling the story. You don't believe it. 你不是在说故事 你根本就不相信它 
[11:32.32]I gotta go, I got a date. But try this. 我得走了，我有约会 但试试这招 
[11:35.52]Do what I do before an audition. 学我在试镜前做的那一招 
[11:38.06]I'm not hungry. 我不饿 
[11:41.40]No. 不 
[11:42.76]Use my camera to record yourself and see what you're doing wrong. 我会用录影机来自拍 看看哪里做错了 
[11:48.44]I'll try that. 我会试试看 
[11:50.24]Now, you're all set up. Good to go. Just hit record. Good luck. 已经设定好了，可以拍了 按下录影键就可以了，祝你好运 
[11:56.81]If you ever have any problem with the ladies, you know I'll help you out. 如果你跟女人约会出了问题 我可以帮你接手 
[12:07.86]That means a lot to me, man. 那对我来说意义重大 
[12:29.04]Can I get you anything? Lens cleaner? Your battery okay? 需要我帮你效劳吗？ 要擦镜头吗？电池还有电吗？ 
[12:36.08]Ross, thank God you're here. You have to help me. 罗斯，谢天谢地你在这里 你得帮我 
[12:39.85]Were you talking to yourself? 你在自言自语吗？ 
[12:42.89]That's less embarrassing. Yes. Yes, I was. 那会比较不丢脸 对，没错 
[12:46.86]When she came in, I totally forgot about the camera. 她一走进来 我完全忘记录影机的事 
[12:51.00]It kept rolling and recorded everything. 录影机一直在拍 录下了整个经过 
[12:56.30]Yeah, we're gonna need to see that tape. 我们得看看 那卷录影带 
[13:00.41]What a great idea! That'll get Rachel to forgive me. 那是个好主意 那会让瑞秋原谅我 
[13:05.11]Come on, it'll be like watching the Discovery Channel.. 少来了，那就像是在看 探索频道… 
[13:08.18]only we'll know the monkeys. 只不过我们知道那两只猴子是谁 
[13:11.05]Look, I'm not gonna let you guys watch us. 听着 我不会让你们看我们的性爱录影带 
[13:13.79]-I haven't even seen it yet. -I'll trade you two tapes of me having sex. -我自己都没有看过 -我可以用我的两卷录影带跟你换 
[13:19.13]Thanks, I'm good. 谢谢，我很感激 
[13:21.73]We don't wanna see the dirty stuff.. 我们不是要看性爱画面… 
[13:23.93]-just the stuff leading up to it. -No. Rachel's gonna kill me as it is. -我们只想知道事情是怎么发生的 -不，瑞秋会杀了我的 
[13:28.07]It's not fair to her. Let's forget the tape. 那对她来说不公平 忘了录影带的事吧 
[13:31.44]Thank you. 谢谢 
[13:36.48]-No. -You're right. -不 -你说的对 
[13:41.05]-Joey, no. -Loud and clear. -乔伊，不 -我了解 
[13:51.56]I don't get why they'd give us a fake number. 我不明白为什么 他们要给我们假的电话号码 
[13:55.00]If they knew what they were doing, they didn't give you real names. 如果他们知道自己在做什么 他们不会给你们真名 
[14:01.04]Maybe people give out fake numbers, but not fake names. 或许有人会给假电话号码 但没有人会给假名 
[14:06.51]Hi. Ken Adams. Nice to meet you. 嗨，肯亚当斯 很高兴能认识你 
[14:11.05]Regina Phalange. 蕾吉娜菲拉吉 
[14:14.52]-We didn't do anything wrong. -I know. -我们没有做错事 -我知道 
[14:19.12]Although you did tell an awful lot of jokes. 虽然你说了 很多冷笑话 
[14:23.52]You said they were funny. Joke, joke, joke! 你说它们很好笑 快说笑话吧 
[14:27.56]Joke, joke.. 说笑话… 
[14:35.14]-It was your questions. -What about them? -是你问了太多问题害的 -我的问题怎么了？ 
[14:38.41]The sheer volume. It was like flying with the Riddler. 你问了太多问题 那像是跟谜题王坐在一起 
[14:44.88]-Was that another joke? -Was that another question? -那也是笑话吗？ -那也是问题吗？ 
[14:51.62]Is Ross still here? 罗斯还在吗？ 
[14:53.15]Watch out, honey. Someone else is asking questions now. 小心点，甜心 有人在问问题了 
[15:00.46]No, but he told us what happened. It was an honest mistake. 不，但他告诉我们发生了什么事 那真的是个误会 
[15:05.20]How would you like it if I had sex with you and I taped it? 如果我把我跟你做爱的过程录下来 你会有什么感觉呢？ 
[15:10.27]Oh, forget it. 算了吧 
[15:14.04]There he is, the father of my child, the porn king of the West Village. 他来了，我孩子的爹 西村的色情片之王 
[15:20.18]It was an accident, okay? 那是个意外，行吗？ 
[15:22.78]I feel bad. I swear, I didn't even watch it. 我觉得很难过 我发誓我还没有看过它 
[15:26.29]Anyway, here. 总之，拿去吧 
[15:29.29]You might be more comfortable destroying it yourself. 或许亲手毁了它 你会觉得舒服一点 
[15:33.63]Thank you. 谢谢 
[15:42.80]What? 什么？ 
[15:46.34]-You don't want to see this, do you? -Hell, yeah! -你们不想看这玩意吧？ -我们当然想 
[15:51.05]I am not gonna show you this. 我不会让你们看这个 
[15:53.85]Not the sex part. Just the stuff leading up to it. 我们不是要看性爱镜头 只是想看你们怎么开始的 
[15:58.02]Forget it. 算了，让她毁掉吧 
[16:00.35]We'll think of another way to put the "who came on to who" thing to rest. 我们会想其他办法 解决“谁先主动”的问题 
[16:06.39]Come on now, think! 快想 
[16:10.10]It's Rachel's tape, and she can do whatever she wants. 那是瑞秋的录影带 她想怎么处置它是她的自由 
[16:14.57]And she wants to destroy it, so end of story. 她想毁了它 别说了 
[16:19.34]-I want to see it. -What? -我想看 -什么？ 
[16:23.34]You don't want us to see this. 你不希望我们看录影带 
[16:25.85]You so badly don't want us to see it that it makes me want to see it. 你不希望我们看它 让我想要看个究竟 
[16:34.22]Are we watching the tape or not? 我们到底要不要看录影带？ 
[16:37.89]-It's for your sake. -I don't believe you. -我是要保护你 -我不相信你 
[16:43.76]I think you don't want them to see you begging me. 我想你不希望 他们看到你求我 
[16:48.70]-Rachel, please? -Oh, a little preview. -瑞秋，拜托 -这是预告部份 
[16:54.24]Fine. I want the record to show that I tried to take the high road. 好吧，我要这卷录影带 证明我是想保护你 
[16:59.75]Because in about five minutes, I'm gonna be saying.. 因为再过五分钟 我会说… 
[17:10.89]Okay, here we go. 好吧，要开始了 
[17:16.13]I'm so happy. 我好快乐 
[17:21.07]Thank God you're here. Help me. Were you talking to yourself? 谢天谢地你在这里，快帮帮我 你是在自言自语吗？ 
[17:25.04]-There I am. -You're gonna get pregnant. -我出现了 -你就要怀孕了 
[17:29.74]I screwed up so bad. 我搞砸了 
[17:31.68]I told Monica that I'd send those wedding invitations weeks ago. 好几个星期前我告诉摩妮卡 我会把喜帖寄出去 
[17:37.12]You didn't do it? 你没有寄？ 
[17:38.85]I put them in my desk at work, and forgot about them until today. 我把它们放在办公桌上 直到今天才想起来 
[17:47.19]Sweetie, it's okay. Everybody made it to the wedding. I'm fine. 甜心，没关系的 客人都来了，我没事的 
[17:52.53]-Kind of hurting my hand though. -I know. -但你把我的手弄痛了 -我知道 
[17:57.20]I can 't believe it, especially after Monica went on and on about it. 我不敢相信 何况摩妮卡每天都在盯我 
[18:02.88]"Here are the invitations, Rachel. Be very careful, Rachel. 喜帖在这里，瑞秋 小心点，瑞秋 
[18:07.48]Please, drinking no liquids around the invitations, Rachel." 拜托，别在喜帖附近 喝东西，瑞秋 
[18:21.46]Did you do it on our invitations? 你们在我们的喜帖上面做爱？ 
[18:27.67]Not on the ones we sent out. 我们没在寄出去的喜帖上做 
[18:31.61]So just the ones you gave back to us and we had framed? 你们在我们拿去裱框 剩下来的喜帖上面做爱？ 
[18:43.92]It seems like yesterday they just got engaged. 感觉上像是 他们昨天才订婚 
[18:47.69]I know. 我知道 
[18:49.96]Remember the night they got engaged? How you and I almost.. 还记得他们订婚那一晚吗？ 你跟我差一点… 
[18:55.16]Oh, I remember how we almost. 我记得我们差一点就做了 
[18:59.17]You think we would've gone through with it? 你觉得 我们真的会做吗？ 
[19:02.64]You think we would have done it? 你觉得我们会做吗？ 
[19:07.34]I know I wanted to. I just wasn 't sure if you did. 我知道我想做 但我不知道你要不要 
[19:11.95]Oh, I wanted to. 我也想 
[19:15.35]So we both wanted to. 那么我们两个都想 
[19:20.52]Interesting. 真有趣 
[19:25.63]Anyway, it probably worked out for the best. 总之这样的结果 或许是最好的 
[19:32.23]Yeah, sure. 没错 
[19:34.30]In about 10 seconds, he kisses me. 再过十秒他就要吻我了 
[19:36.97]In about 5 seconds, you'll see why. 再过五秒你们就会知道为什么 
[19:44.38]Did I ever tell you about the time I backpacked through Western Europe? 我有没有跟你说过 我到西欧自助旅行的事？ 
[19:57.26]Get ready to see some begging. 准备看她求我吧 
[20:00.86]-Oh, you came on to Ross! -What? -是你对罗斯主动的 -什么？ 
[20:04.90]Now I'm so happy. 现在我好快乐 
[20:08.40]-What? -You used the Europe story! -什么？ -你用了欧洲的故事 
[20:12.04]That's the magic story you use when you want to have sex! 那是你想做爱时 会用的魔法故事 
[20:17.61]-How do you know about that story? -How do you know about that story? -你怎么知道那个故事？ -你怎么知道那个故事？ 
[20:23.25]My friend Irene heard it from some guy. 是一个家伙 告诉我朋友艾琳的 
[20:27.25]Some guy! 就是我 
[20:32.29]No, she told me that his name was Ken Adams. 不，她说那个家伙 叫做肯亚当斯 
[20:37.73]Ken Adams! 我是肯亚当斯 
[20:50.14]So, people are familiar with the Europe story? 大家都知道 欧洲的故事？ 
[20:54.25]About that, the "who came on to who" thing really doesn't matter. 关于“谁主动”的问题 那真的不重要 
[21:00.15]It would have happened either way. 反正结果圆满就好了 
[21:03.32]If you hadn't initiated it, I know I would have. 你说的对 我知道我很快乐 
[21:09.23]-It was an amazing night. -It was. It was amazing. -那是个神奇的夜晚 -没错，它很神奇 
[21:15.97]You think it looked amazing? 你觉得它看起来会很神奇吗？ 
[21:20.07]I don't know. I honestly didn't watch it. 我不知道 我真的没看 
[21:25.15]Yeah, me neither. 对，我也没看 
[21:27.05]Yet. 我还没有看 
[21:33.95]-That may be weird. -Yeah, it would be really weird. -那应该会很奇怪 -对，它真的很奇怪 
[21:49.84]-Good luck. -Good luck to you. -祝你好运 -祝你好运 
[21:53.44]-Mind if I mute? -Oh, please. -我可以消音吗？ -麻烦你了 
[21:57.71]-There go the clothes. -You are undressing awfully quickly. -我们开始脱衣服了 -你脱衣服的速度真快 
[22:02.62]Six months, Rachel. Six months. 我六个月没做了，瑞秋 
[22:13.89]-We look pretty good. -I was gonna say. -我们看起来很不错 -我也那么认为 
[22:18.67]-Nice tan. -Thank you. -你的皮夫晒得很漂亮 -谢谢 
[22:21.87]I'd just gone to the beach that weekend. 那个周末 我才去过海边 
[22:27.91]-Have you been working out? -I have been working out. -你有在健身吗？ -我一直在健身 
[22:34.35]This is so much better than I ever.. 这比我之前的经验 要好得多了… 
[22:43.52]Oh, that's not pretty. 那真的很难看 
[22:47.99]-Make it stop. Make it stop. -Oh, no! -快停下来 -不 
[22:57.20]Greg and Jenny's number is totally different in here. 葛瑞格跟珍妮的电话号码 完全不一样 
[23:02.78]-I don't ask too many questions, do I? -No. -我没有问太多问题吗？ -没有 
[23:05.75]-Really? -Absolutely not. -真的吗？ -绝对没有 
[23:07.25]-Really? -Oh, God. -真的？ -天啊 
[23:11.72]I bet that phone thing was some sort of mix-up. I'm gonna call them. 我敢说电话号码的事是个误会 我要打电话给他们 
[23:19.63]Hello, Greg? This is Monica from the plane. 喂，葛瑞格吗？ 我是飞机上跟你们见过面的摩妮卡 
[23:22.90]Listen, the number that you gave me,8-5-3.. 听着，你给我的电话号码 853… 
[23:27.40]Jenny's been giving out their old number! 珍妮老是给别人 他们的旧电话号码 
[23:30.60]Jenny! That is so Jenny! 那真的很像珍妮的作风 
[23:34.61]How would you like to get together next Saturday? 你们下星期六 要跟我们一起去玩吗？ 
[23:38.85]Okay, how about Sunday? 好吧，星期天呢？ 
[23:41.18]Okay, the week after that? 下星期呢？ 
[23:43.92]The week after that? 下下星期呢？ 
[23:46.15]You know what? We are interesting, funny people with good questions. 你知道吗？ 我们是很会问问题的幽默大师 
[23:52.33]And if you and your precious Jenny can't see that.. 如果你跟你的宝贝珍妮 不能了解… 
[23:56.30]January 15? 一月十五日？ 
[23:58.27]We'll see you then! 到时候见 
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