[00:02.43]God, you're beautiful. 天啊，你真美 
[00:05.00]Why are we fighting this? 我们为什么要抗拒这种感觉呢？ 
[00:07.64]You know you want it to happen as much as I do. 你跟我一样都想要的 
[00:11.81]I want you. I need you. 我想要你，我需要你 
[00:18.35]Let me make love to you. 让我跟你做爱 
[00:21.08]I don't wanna stand in the way of true love or anything.. 我不想要介入这场真爱还是什么的 
[00:24.09]but I think a cantaloupe might hurt less. 但是我想如果你找一个甜瓜来爱 可能会比较不痛 
[00:27.59]No, I'm rehearsing my lines. 不是啦，我是在练习我的台词 
[00:30.16]They're giving me a romantic story on Days of Our Lives. 他们在《我们的日子》里头帮我 安插了爱情故事情节 
[00:33.16]It's the first time my character's gotten one. I'm nervous. I want it to be good. 这是我的角色第一次恋爱 我很紧张，我想要把他演好 
[00:37.07]I haven't seen you this worked-up since you did that dog-food commercial.. 自从你上次做那个狗食广告之后 我就没有看你这么认真练习过 
[00:41.74]and you thought you were gonna be with a real talking dog. 而且那次你还以为是要跟 一只真的会说话的狗一起演出 
[00:46.11]Yeah, that was a disappointment. 是啊，那次我真的很失望 
[00:48.84]You wanna come down to the set and tell me if I'm doing okay? 你想过来片厂看我表现如何吗？ 
[00:52.95]- Are you serious? - Yeah. -真的吗？ -是啊 
[00:54.75]You just have to promise not to get thrown out again. 只要你保证不要再被赶出去 
[00:57.75]- That was an honest mistake. - Right. -那只是个错误 -没错 
[01:00.66]"Oh, my God. Is this the men's room? I feel so foolish. “天啊，这是男厕所吗？ 我真是好蠢” 
[01:05.26]Have you always known you wanted to be an actor?" “你一直都很清楚自己要当演员吗？” 
[01:10.13]Yeah, that was an awesome day. 是啊，真是精采的一天 
[01:13.84]The One With Rachels Dream 
[00:00.00]
[01:50.21]- Hey. - Hey. -嘿 -嘿 
[01:53.11]You guys wanna come eat dinner at the restaurant in the next few weeks? 你们接下来几个星期 有想要到我们餐厅用餐吗？ 
[01:56.74]- I'd love to. - Well, you can't. -我很想 -喔，可能没办法 
[02:00.82]- We're booked solid for the next month. - Well, I can't give you a massage.. -我们下个月全部都被订满了 -喔，我不能帮你按摩 
[02:04.52]because my license has been revoked again. 因为我的执照又被取消了 
[02:08.16]- Phoebe, what happened? - Well, it was an accident, you know. -菲比，发生什么事？ -喔，只是个意外 
[02:11.89]It's a lot of oil and sometimes the hand just slips. 当用很多精油的时候 有时候手是会滑的 
[02:17.70]So the restaurant's doing well, you say? 所以你是说餐厅生意很不错啰？ 
[02:20.54]It is so great. There are people lining up in the street.. 好极了，还有人排队排到街上… 
[02:23.47]to taste my food. Saturday, there's a waiting list of 50 people. 只是为了尝尝我做的食物 下个星期六的后补名单上有五十个人 
[02:27.04]I know how that feels. Last semester, I had two students.. 我知道那是什么感觉 
[02:30.35]who wanted to take my 1:00 class, but it was full. 上个学期我有两个学生想上我的 一点钟的课，但是那堂课已经满了 
[02:33.98]So they had to take my 5:00. 所以他们只能上我五点的课 
[02:39.65]That's not the same. 那一点也不像 
[02:43.12]Have I got a surprise for you. Pack your bags. 我要给你个惊喜，回家去打包吧 
[02:46.06]Oh, no. You guys aren't supposed to get divorced for seven years. 喔，不，你们七年之内不可以离婚的 
[02:52.07]What? No, I'm taking Monica to a romantic inn in Vermont. 什么？不，我是要带摩妮卡 去佛蒙特州的浪漫小木屋度假 
[02:55.50]Oh, good. Okay, good for you. Trying to recapture the magic. 还好，好的，很好 试着找回往日情怀 
[03:02.44]- So can you get out of work? - Honey, I can't. -你可以请假吗？ -亲爱的，我没有办法 
[03:04.95]- Things are crazy at the restaurant. - You're really that busy? -餐厅现在忙疯了 -你真的那么忙吗？ 
[03:08.92]Yeah. I'm sorry, I really am. 是的，我很抱歉，我真的很忙 
[03:11.75]That's okay. I'll just try and reschedule. 没关系，我来试着更改日期好了 
[03:16.56]Hi, this is Chandler Bing. I made a reservation there.. 嗨，我是钱德宾 我有预定过小木屋 
[03:19.29]and I need to change it. 现在我需要更改日期 
[03:22.43]What do you mean, it's nonrefundable? Well, can I just come some other time? 无法退费是什么意思？ 我不能择期再去吗？ 
[03:27.60]Can't you make an exception? 你不能破例吗？ 
[03:29.37]Tell them I'm a chef at a big New York restaurant. 告诉他们我是纽约一家大餐厅的主厨 
[03:32.41]Tell them that in two weeks, I will once again be a masseuse in good standing. 告诉他们在两星期以后 我又会再度成为很棒的按摩师 
[03:38.21]Look, this is ridiculous. I'm not paying for that room, okay? 听着，这实在太可笑了 这钱我不会付的，你听懂了吗？ 
[03:42.05]Well, thank you very much. 好的，非常谢谢你 
[03:45.32]Yeah, I'm going to Vermont. 我得去佛蒙特州 
[03:48.26]- Don't worry, use your travel insurance. - I don't have travel insurance. -别担心，你可以用你的旅游保险 -我没有旅游保险 
[03:52.39]Well, this is what happens when people live on the edge. 当人们活在危机边缘的时候 就是会发生这种事 
[03:57.63]- Honey, what are you gonna do? - I'll go. -亲爱的，你该怎么办呢？ -我去就是了 
[04:01.17]Okay, I'll pick you up at 10. 好的，我十点去接你 
[04:02.84]Oh, go with you? 喔，跟你去吗？ 
[04:06.04]Oh, I can't go. 喔，我不能去 
[04:10.18]Why don't you take Ross? 你何不跟罗斯一起去呢？ 
[04:12.58]Don't you think that'll be a little weird? I mean, two guys in a romantic inn? 你不觉得那会有点奇怪吗？ 两个大男人住一间浪漫小木屋？ 
[04:17.09]- No, not if the room has two beds. - I guess. -不会啊，如果有两张床就好了 -我猜也是 
[04:21.02]It still seems a little.. "Moonlight boat ride"?! 但是还是有点… “月光船游”！ 
[04:27.76]（银杯摄影棚） 
[04:29.76]Joey, is this the bed where Olivia lost her virginity? 乔伊，这是奥莉维亚献出第一夜 的那张床吗？ 
[04:32.93]I don't know, but one of the extras sure did. 我不知道，倒是有个临时演员献出过 
[04:35.80]Listen, Rach. Thanks again for coming down to watch my scenes. 瑞秋，再次谢谢你过来看我的演出 
[04:39.47]Please, honey. Just the fact that you want me here to support you, I'm.. 拜托，亲爱的 我光是想到你要我的支持，我就… 
[04:43.14]Oh, my God. Is that Christian Saunders? He is so gorgeous! 喔，天啊，那是克利斯桑德吗？ 他真的是非常帅！ 
[04:48.18]And also, so gay. 而且是非常同志 
[04:51.02]Well, in my head, he's done some pretty not-gay stuff. 在我脑海中，他做了很多不是同志的事 
[04:55.16]Well, at the Christmas party, him and Santa did some definitely-gay stuff. 在圣诞晚会上，他跟圣诞老公公 做了很多绝对是同志的事 
[04:59.69]Joey? Joey, we're ready for you. 乔伊？乔伊，我们准备好要拍你了 
[05:02.06]Okay. All right, wish me luck. 好的，祝我好运 
[05:04.30]Okay. Not that you need it, but good.. God! Is that Chase Lassiter? 你不是真的需要运气才做的好，但… 天啊！那是杰斯莱西特吗？ 
[05:08.34]- He's straight, right? - Rach, if you weren't here wondering.. -他是异性恋，对吧？ -瑞秋，如果没有你在这里猜测… 
[05:11.57]if these guys were gay, I don't know if I could do this. 这些男的是不是同志… 我还真的不知道我能不能演的好 
[05:15.34]I'm sorry, you're right. I'm sorry. Good luck. 我很抱歉，你说的对 很抱歉，祝你好运 
[05:18.65]On a bell, please. Quietly. 拜托准备好，安静 
[05:22.32]And action! 开拍！ 
[05:25.35]Drake, what are you doing here? 德克，你在这里做什么呢？ 
[05:27.62]Stopping you from marrying the wrong man.. 阻止你嫁给不对的人… 
[05:29.66]and making the biggest mistake of your life. 犯下你这辈子最大的错误 
[05:31.96]- Get out. - You don't love him. -出去 -你并不爱他 
[05:34.26]What do you know about love? 你知道什么是爱吗？ 
[05:36.00]I know what I felt that night when we kissed under the bridge. 我知道那晚我们在 桥下接吻的感觉是什么 
[05:39.00]- That kiss never happened. - Well, what about this one? -那个吻并没有发生 -那么，这个呢？ 
[05:44.74]Now, I told you to get out. 我说过了，滚出去 
[05:47.71]Fine, I'll go. 好，我走 
[05:50.58]But let me ask you one question. 但是让我问你一个问题 
[05:52.58]- You look real familiar. Have we..? - Shh! He's asking her a question. -你看起来很面熟，我们有…？ -嘘！他要问她问题 
[05:57.75]Can you live the rest of your life never knowing what we could have been? 你可以渡过一生而不知道 我们如果在一起会是如何吗？ 
[06:01.99]- I don't have a choice. - Yes, you do. -我没有选择 -你有选择的 
[06:05.09]Yes, you do. I'm the one who doesn't have a choice because I.. 你有的，我才是那个没有选择的人 因为我… 
[06:09.86]Because I can't stop loving you. 因为我无法停止爱你 
[06:13.10]- Don't say that. - Tell me to stop. -别那样说 -你叫我停下来吧 
[06:17.27]Just.. 你只要… 
[06:19.87]tell me to stop. 叫我停下来 
[06:23.21]- Cut! - No! -卡！ -不！ 
[06:27.08]Or, cut. You know, that's your call. 卡也好，那是你的决定 
[06:32.45]- Everything was delicious. - Thank you. -每道菜都很美味 -谢谢你 
[06:34.62]It was. The duck in particular was superb. 真的，尤其是鸭肉更是美味绝伦 
[06:37.33]Thank you. 谢谢你 
[06:42.36]You haven't said anything. 你还没有开口说话 
[06:44.93]Actually, I do have one small complaint. 其实我有一个小小的抱怨 
[06:47.60]Well, please, I welcome criticism. 喔，请说，我欢迎各种批评指教 
[06:52.91]The musician right outside the restaurant is kind of a mood killer. 餐厅外面的歌手有点破坏气氛 
[06:56.38]What musician? 什么歌手？ 
[07:17.47]What are you doing here? 你在这里做什么呢？ 
[07:19.07]You said you had customers lined up in the street, so I'm here to entertain. 你说你们的客人都排队排到街上 所以我就过来娱乐他们了 
[07:23.27]- Great. - Yeah, it really has been great too. -很好 -是啊，一切都进行的很好 
[07:26.24]They must have seen me play before.. 他们一定有看我表演过 
[07:28.34]because they requested a bunch of my songs. 因为他们一直要点我的许多歌曲 
[07:30.98]Yeah, "You Suck".. 像是《你逊毙了》 
[07:33.51]and "Shut Up and Go Home." 还有《闭嘴回家去》 
[07:37.29]Listen, Phoebe. You know how much I love listening to your music.. 听着，菲比，你知道我很爱听你的歌的 
[07:41.96]- but.. - But what? -但是… -但是什么？ 
[07:46.39]This is kind of a classy place. 这是个蛮高级的场所 
[07:50.33]Okay, say no more. 好的，不用多说了 
[07:55.87]Everyone! 大家一起来！ 
[08:02.61]Classy, huh? 高级，不是吗？ 
[08:09.85]Hi, Chandler Bing. I have a reservation. 嗨，我是钱德宾，我有订房 
[08:11.99]Welcome to the Chestnut lnn. Where are you joining us from? 欢迎来到小木屋 你们是从哪里来的呢？ 
[08:15.06]- New York. - The Big Apple. -纽约 -大苹果 
[08:18.23]He's wound up. We had to stop at every maple-candy stand on the way here. 他太兴奋了，我们来这里的路上 每间枫糖糖果店都有停下来 
[08:22.43]I ate all my gifts for everybody. 我吃光了要买给大家的礼物 
[08:27.17]I'm sorry, there's no record of your reservation in the computer. 我很抱歉，电脑没有登记您的预定 
[08:30.67]- That's impossible. Check again, please. - Check again, please. -那是不可能的，请再查一次 -请再查一次 
[08:36.41]- I'm sorry, it's not here. - It's not there. -我很抱歉，没有 -没有 
[08:40.21]Let me get this straight. I called to try to cancel my reservation.. 让我搞清楚，我有打过电话来 试着要取消我的预约 
[08:43.92]was told it's not refundable. Then we drove six hours all the way up here.. 你们告诉我不能取消 然后我们开了六小时的车到这里 
[08:47.92]- and now we don't have a reservation? - I don't know what to say. -现在你又说我们没有订房？ -我不知道该说什么 
[08:51.29]She doesn't know what to say. 她不知道该说什么 
[08:53.69]Just give us the cheapest room you have. 那给我们最便宜的房间就好了 
[08:56.03]The only thing we have available is our deluxe suite. The rate is $600. 我们现在剩下来的房间就只有精致套房 价格是每晚六百元 
[09:00.23]- That's insane. - It's totally insane. -这真的过分 -真是太过分了 
[09:02.84]Dude, let's drive home. We'll hit all the maple-candy stores on the way back.. 我们开车回家吧，可以在回家路上的 再去每间枫糖糖果店 
[09:07.04]and if they're closed, then maybe we'll tap a tree and make some ourselves. 而且如果他们关门了 或许我们可以找棵树自己做枫糖 
[09:13.25]Does that room have a closet I can lock him in? 那个房间有个衣橱 可以让我把他锁起来吗？ 
[09:17.95]- We'll take it. - Great. -我们要那间房 -太好了 
[09:21.26]They are totally ripping us off! Three hundred dollars each? 他们完全就是在剥削我们 一人三百块？ 
[09:24.56]"Each?" I'm your date. “一人”？我是你的约会伴侣耶 
[09:28.96]So I pay for everything and have no sex. 所以我得负担所有的开销 而且还不能炒饭 
[09:31.90]Oh, life before Monica. 喔，在有摩妮卡之前的生活就是如此 
[09:34.90]Dude, don't worry about it. 老兄，别担心 
[09:36.37]I know how to make your money back. This is a nice hotel. Plenty of amenities. 我知道要如何让你花的钱回本 这是间不错的饭店，有很多福利设施 
[09:40.61]We just load up on those. Like those apples. Instead of taking one.. 我们只要尽量拿走那些东西就好了 像是这些苹果，不要只拿一个 
[09:45.58]I take six. 我给他拿六个 
[09:48.42]Great. At $100 an apple, we're there. 太棒了，一个苹果一百块，我们办到了 
[09:52.29]Come on, you get the idea. You know, we'll make our money back in no time. 别这样，你知道我的意思的 我们很快就可以回本了 
[09:56.79]- Dude, you're shaking. - It's the sugar. Could you hold the apple? -老兄，你在发抖耶 -是糖在搞怪，可以帮我拿苹果吗？ 
[10:05.83]- Hi. - Hey. -嗨 -嘿 
[10:07.40]Joey, I gotta tell you, I have been thinking all day about that scene you did. 乔伊，我要跟你说 我整天都在想你的演出 
[10:12.37]I mean, you were amazing. 你真是棒透了 
[10:14.74]You know, the writing was good. And the director's good. 你知道的，编剧很棒 导演也很棒 
[10:18.18]And my costar's good. 我的对戏演员也很棒 
[10:20.48]But they're not as good as me! 但是他们还是不如我棒！ 
[10:24.02]You have to tell me what happens tomorrow. 你得告诉我明天会发生什么事 
[10:26.35]I'm going over the script now. Wanna read lines with me? 我现在正在看剧本 你要帮我一起对台词吗？ 
[10:29.32]Me? Oh, I'm not an actress. 我吗？喔，我不是演员的料 
[10:32.96]- All right, I can ask Monica. - Screw her! That part is mine! -好吧，我去找摩妮卡 -去她的！那角色是我的！ 
[10:37.00]Okay, so just from the top of the page right here. 好的，从这一页开头开始 
[10:39.93]Okay. 好的 
[10:44.64]Hello, Drake. I'm surprised to see you here. 哈啰，德克，我很讶异会在此看到你 
[10:48.18]- I can't believe you married him. - Well, what choice did I have? -我不敢相信你嫁给他了 -我能有什么选择呢？ 
[10:51.65]He was keeping my sister in a dungeon. 他把我妹妹关在地牢里 
[10:57.55]So, what about us? Everything we feel for each other? 那我们呢？我们对彼此的感觉呢？ 
[11:00.99]It's over. You have to accept that. 结束了，你必须要接受 
[11:03.66]How can I, knowing I'll never hold you in my arms again.. 当我知道我再也无法把你拥入怀中 或是碰触你的肌肤 
[11:08.30]or touch your skin or feel your lips.. 或是感觉你的双唇 或是永远无法跟你做爱 
[11:12.93]knowing I'll never make love to you? 我怎么能够做的到呢？ 
[11:16.24]How can I accept that I can never kiss you again.. 我怎么能接受 我再也无法亲吻你 
[11:19.41]when it's all I can do not to kiss you right now? 而我现在最想要做的 就只是亲吻你 
[11:25.75]Kiss me. 亲我 
[11:28.18]What? 什么？ 
[11:30.69]Kiss me. 亲我 
[11:33.09]- Rach, it doesn't say that. - No, I'm saying it. -瑞秋，剧本不是那样写的 -不，是我说的 
[11:37.76]- But.. - Just don't talk. -但是… -不要说话 
[11:47.74]Well, that's new. 那倒是新的梦 
[11:57.38]Hi, this is Ross Geller in suite 206. 嗨，我是206号房的罗斯盖勒 
[12:01.05]I've forgotten a couple of things. 我忘了带几样东西 
[12:02.98]Could you have some complimentary toiletries sent up to my room? 你可以帮我送几样赠送的 卫生用品到我房间里来吗？ 
[12:07.46]Thank you. Okay, a toothbrush, toothpaste.. 谢谢你 好的，牙刷、牙膏 
[12:11.39]razor, mouthwash, deodorant, floss, Band-Aids, shaving cream, after-shave. 刮胡刀、漱口水、体香剂、牙线 绷带、刮胡乳液、收敛水 
[12:17.60]And I feel like I'm forgetting something. 我觉得我好像漏了什么东西 
[12:19.83]Is there anything else you have that I haven't asked for already? 你还有什么东西是我没有提到的呢？ 
[12:24.77]Yeah, go ahead, send up some tampons. 好，那就送一些卫生棉条上来 
[12:30.41]- What'd you get? - USA Today. -你拿了什么？ -《美国时报》 
[12:32.21]Nice. Put it with the others. 很好，跟其它的放在一起 
[12:34.48]And I also got two more apples. 而且我还多拿了两个苹果 
[12:38.62]We're four short of a bushel! 还差四个就可以做水果花篮了！ 
[12:41.52]God, I feel so alive. I love being in the country! 天啊，我觉得充满活力 我喜欢乡间生活！ 
[12:45.73]Also, got these great salt and pepper shakers.. 还有，我从餐厅里拿了这些… 
[12:48.23]- from the restaurant. - That's not cool. -盐巴胡椒罐 -这不好 
[12:51.73]Dude, none of this is cool. 兄弟，这一切都不好 
[12:55.04]Look, Chandler, you have to find the line between stealing.. 听着，钱德，你要找出介于偷窃跟… 
[12:58.77]and taking what the hotel owes you. 拿取饭店欠你的东西之间的界线 
[13:01.24]For example: A hair dryer, no, no. 例如，吹风机，不不不 
[13:04.28]But shampoos and conditioners, yes, yes. 但是洗发精跟润发乳，可以可以 
[13:08.65]Now, the salt shaker is off limits. 盐巴罐是不行的 
[13:12.29]But the salt.. 但是盐巴… 
[13:16.39]I wish I'd thought this through. 我希望我刚刚有想清楚点 
[13:19.29]I think I get what you mean, though. Like, the lamp is the hotel's.. 我想我知道你的意思了 就像台灯是饭店的… 
[13:23.53]but the bulbs.. Oh, you already got that. 但是灯泡… 喔，你已经拿了 
[13:26.87]Not my first time in a hotel, my friend. 我的朋友 这可不是我第一次住饭店 
[13:29.97]- Okay, how about this? - No, no, no. -好的，那这个呢？ -不不不 
[13:32.91]- You can't take the remote control. - Yes, but the batteries. -你不能拿遥控器 -是的，但是可以拿电池 
[13:42.48]Thank you. Thank you very much. 谢谢，太谢谢你了 
[13:44.75]- Let's celebrate with some maple candy. - No! -我们来吃枫糖庆祝吧 -不！ 
[13:49.19]At least tell me where you hid it. 至少告诉我你把它藏哪里去了 
[13:54.30]（中央咖啡厅） 
[13:56.20]- Can I ask you a question? - Yeah. -我可以问你一个问题吗？ -好的 
[13:59.43]Have you ever had any.. 你有没有作过任何… 
[14:02.60]weird, romantic dreams? 奇异的… 浪漫的梦呢？ 
[14:08.38]Let me think. 让我想想 
[14:10.18]When I was younger, I used to dream that I got married to Mayor McCheese. 当我较年轻的时候 我曾经梦过跟麦当劳的卡通市长结婚 
[14:15.62]And on our wedding night, I ate his head. 然后在我们新婚之夜，我吃了他的头 
[14:20.32]Okay. 好的 
[14:22.82]Well, this is like that.. 这一点也… 
[14:25.46]in no way. 不像是那样 
[14:27.53]I had a dream last night that I wanted to kiss Joey. 我昨晚梦到我想要亲乔伊 
[14:31.67]Wow! You mean like "kiss him" kiss him? 哇！你是说真的亲吻他吗？ 
[14:34.80]Oh, yeah. I mean, it was pretty intense. 是啊，我是说那种很激情的 
[14:38.34]- What brought that on? - I don't know. -为什么会那样呢？ -我不知道 
[14:40.64]Maybe it had to do with the fact I saw him do a love scene. 或许跟我看到他演出那场爱情戏有关 
[14:43.88]- A love scene? With who? - Olivia. -爱情戏？跟谁呢？ -奥莉维亚 
[14:46.38]Olivia?! I thought she was marrying Connor?! 奥莉维亚？我以为她要跟康纳结婚了 
[14:49.85]Oh, right. Real life more important. 对了，现实生活比较重要 
[14:53.19]- You think my dream means anything? - I don't know. -你认为我的梦代表什么吗？ -我不知道 
[14:56.79]I mean, you saw him do a love scene. 你看到他演出爱情戏 
[14:59.19]So maybe you don't have a thing for Joey. Maybe you have a thing for Drake. 或许对乔伊没有感觉 或许你是对德克有感觉 
[15:06.83]Well, it was Joey reading Drake's lines in the dream. 是啊，在梦里是当乔伊 在念德克台词的时候 
[15:11.44]Of course it was. Trust me, when it comes to psychology.. 当然啰，相信我，只要是跟心理学有关 
[15:15.38]I know what I'm talking about. 我是很内行的 
[15:18.78]I took two psych classes in college. 我在大学的时候修过两堂心理学 
[15:21.15]You took the same class twice. 你一堂课重修两次 
[15:23.15]- It was hard! - I know. -那很难耶！ -我知道 
[15:26.39]- Hey. - Hi, Phoebe. -嘿 -嗨，菲比 
[15:28.89]Here, Monica, look what I got to wear when I play at your restaurant. 摩妮卡，瞧瞧我为了要到你餐厅演唱 买了什么 
[15:38.17]Wait. 等等 
[15:41.90]Right? I think this might even class up "The Ballad of the Uncircumcised Man." 我想这会提高 “没有割包皮男人之民谣”的格调 
[15:49.58]Phoebe.. 菲比… 
[15:51.38]maybe I wasn't clear before. 或许我之前说的不够清楚 
[15:54.48]I really love listening to your music here. 我真的很喜欢在这里听你的音乐 
[15:58.19]But my restaurant, it's sort of an upscale place. 但是我的餐厅是比较高级的地方 
[16:01.26]Right, yeah, okay. I'll ask the butler to fetch my diamonds out of the vault. 好的，好吧，我会要管家帮我把 我的钻石从保险箱拿出来 
[16:06.19]Phoebe, it's not what you wear. 菲比，不是你穿的衣服的关系 
[16:09.23]It's sort of your songs. 是你的歌 
[16:12.57]I just don't think you should play at the restaurant anymore. 我只是觉得你不应该再到餐厅演唱了 
[16:18.41]Okay. Fine, I'll just.. 好的，没关系，我就… 
[16:21.48]I'll take the hat back. 我把帽子拿回去退 
[16:26.11]There. 好了 
[16:33.52]Hey, so, you guys, the funniest thing happened at work the.. 嘿，我办公室发生一件最好笑… 
[16:36.82]My songs aren't good enough for your restaurant? 我的歌不够格登上你们餐厅的大堂吗？ 
[16:39.16]Okay, we're still on that. 好吧，我们还在谈那个 
[16:41.96]- I didn't say they weren't good enough. - Then what's wrong with them? -我没有说它们不够格 -那有什么不对呢？ 
[16:45.63]What, they don't go with your tiny portions of pretentious food? 是怎样？他们不够格配你的 一丁点份的，自负的食物吗？ 
[16:49.80]- Tiny portions? - Yeah, well, "Excuse me. -一丁点份？ -是啊不好意思… 
[16:52.44]I ordered the smoked salmon appetizer, but I can't see it. I can't see it." 我点了熏鲑鱼 但是我看不到鲑鱼，我看不到 
[16:59.78]- Phoebe, it's not about quantity. - Well, it's not about quality. -菲比，份量不是最重要的 -喔，品质也不是最重要的 
[17:04.65]Oh, really? You wanna talk about quality? 真的吗？你想要谈品质吗？ 
[17:07.19]Have you ever heard of a "key"? It's what some people sing in. 你有听过什么叫“调”吗？ 那是大家唱歌要对的 
[17:11.69]Well, at least all my songs don't taste like garlic. 至少我所有的歌都没有蒜头味 
[17:15.86]Yeah, there are other ingredients, Monica. 是的，摩妮卡 还有其它的东西可以拿来调味的 
[17:19.40]So that's what we're doing. 所以我们要这样做啰 
[17:21.17]When I'm in a coffeehouse bopping along to one of your songs.. 当我在咖啡厅里跟着你的歌打拍子时 
[17:24.34]I'm wearing earplugs. 我是有戴耳塞的 
[17:25.91]Earplugs or cloves of garlic? 是耳塞还是蒜头塞呢？ 
[17:30.01]You know what? I take back what I said before. 你知道吗？我收回我所说的话 
[17:32.38]Keep playing at the restaurant, because with your music driving people inside.. 继续到餐厅演唱吧 因为你的音乐会把人逼进餐厅里… 
[17:36.38]my bar sales have gone up like crazy. 我们吧台的营业量会疯狂激长的 
[17:38.35]What are people having, the garlic martini? 他们都点什么呢？蒜头马丁尼吗？ 
[17:49.56]So you wanna hear my work story? 那你想要听听我今天工作的事吗？ 
[17:51.83]I'll save it. 我省省好了 
[17:55.64]Here's your bill. We hope you enjoyed your stay. 这是您的帐单，希望您还住的愉快 
[17:58.11]Oh, we did. And you still have all your lamps. 喔，我们很愉快 而且你们的台灯都还在 
[18:03.91]- I didn't factor in the room tax. - Dude, don't worry about it. -我没有算进税金 -兄弟，不用担心 
[18:07.85]I found an unattended maid's cart. We're way ahead of the game. 我找到了一台没人看管的女佣拖车 我们是居领先地位的 
[18:13.09]- Oh, my God. - What? -喔，我的天 -怎样？ 
[18:15.56]There's something new in the bowl. 那盆子里有新的东西 
[18:18.36]- Look, we have enough. Just walk away. - No, but I want the pine cones. -听着，我们拿够了，走吧 -不，但是我想要松果 
[18:24.03]- There's a forest right outside. - It's not the same. -外面就有一片森林 -那不一样 
[18:28.00]- No, look. She's gonna see us. - No, she won't. I'm sly. -不，她会看到的 -不，她不会，我会动作很快的 
[18:31.81]Okay, go quick. 好吧，快点 
[18:41.28]Thank you for a delightful stay. 谢谢你们令人愉快的服务 
[18:52.59]My maple candy! 我的枫糖糖果！ 
[19:06.31]It's just you. I thought someone was swinging a bag of cats against the wall. 原来是你，我还以为有人 拿了一袋子的猫往墙上挥 
[19:11.41]You'd better get back in that kitchen. The garlic's not gonna overuse itself. 你最好回去厨房 蒜头是不会自己多用自己的 
[19:16.12]- Okay, you have to stop playing now. - Why? -好了，你现在必须要停唱了 -为什么？ 
[19:18.82]The only person my playing is bothering is you. 我的歌干扰到的人只有你 
[19:21.29]- Oh, yeah? Let's settle this. Come on. - Get your garlic peelers off me. -是吗？我们来解决这件事，来吧 -把你的蒜头手拿开 
[19:27.16]Excuse me? Excuse me? 不好意思，不好意思 
[19:29.26]Hi, I'm Monica Geller. I'm the head chef here. 我是摩妮卡盖勒，这里的主厨 
[19:33.43]Okay, I was actually expecting a little applause there, but whatever. 好的，我本来真的希望有人鼓掌的 但是没关系 
[19:37.14]Quick question. By a show of hands.. 一个问题，请大家举手回答 
[19:40.11]how many of you were bothered by this woman's singing outside? 你们有谁被这女人 在外面唱歌干扰到呢？ 
[19:45.15]Okay, okay. Well, I have a question. 好的，好的，我有个问题 
[19:48.62]You can put your hand down. 你们现在可以把手放下了 
[19:50.05]You made your point earlier when you spit in my guitar case. 你刚刚吐口水到我的吉他箱上 就已经表达的很清楚了 
[19:55.36]Okay, okay. How many of you enjoyed the music outside? 好的，你们有谁喜欢外面的音乐呢？ 
[20:00.53]Let me ask you this question. How many thought the music was fine.. 让我问你们这个问题 有谁认为音乐还好… 
[20:04.06]but not in keeping with the tone of the restaurant? 但是跟本餐厅的格调不符呢？ 
[20:07.37]Okay, well, who identified this restaurant's tone as "pretentious-comma-garlicky"? 好的，谁认为这个餐厅的格调是 “自以为是又充满蒜头味”呢？ 
[20:13.67]Okay, who thinks the food is delicious and a little pretension never hurt anyone? 好的，有谁觉得食物是很美味的 而一点点做作是没关系的？ 
[20:20.55]Okay, well, all right, who thinks the food is fine, the music was fine.. 好了，没关系，有谁觉得食物很好 音乐也很棒 
[20:24.22]but your evening was ruined by this incessant poll-taking? 但是你的晚餐已经被这个持续不断 的民意调查给毁了？ 
[20:31.39]Excuse us. 不好意思 
[20:36.36]All right, here's a question. 好了，我问你 
[20:39.40]Who was so worried about her restaurant being fancy.. 有谁认为她的餐厅是那么的高级… 
[20:42.94]that she made a big deal about her friend playing her music.. 让她过分的担心 她的朋友会演唱不适当的音乐… 
[20:46.34]and feels really bad about it now? 而现在真的觉得很难过呢？ 
[20:50.64]Well, who was so stupid and stubborn.. 有谁很愚蠢又很顽固… 
[20:53.41]that she lashed out against her friend's cooking.. 批评了她朋友的烹饪技术… 
[20:56.05]which she actually thinks is pretty great? 而其实她是觉得她的烹饪很好呢？ 
[20:59.55]- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry too. -我很抱歉 -我也很抱歉 
[21:02.79]Hey, you wanna stick around and I'll whip you up some dinner? 嘿，你要不要留下来 然后我帮你准备晚餐呢？ 
[21:05.96]Yeah, as long as it's free. 好啊，只要是免费的 
[21:07.96]The food here is ridiculously overpr.. 这里的食物真的是超贵… 
[21:13.30]Who hopes the hand-raising thing is still cute enough that you won't hate me? 谁希望举手这件事 还可爱到使你不要恨我呢？ 
[21:20.81]- Hey. - Hey. -嘿 -嘿 
[21:23.84]Joey, do you have peanut butter on the back of your head? 乔伊，你的头后面有花生酱吗？ 
[21:30.95]Oh, man. I thought I got it all. 喔，天啊，我以为我都擦掉了 
[21:35.62]How..? 怎么会… 
[21:37.29]How? 怎么弄到的呢？ 
[21:39.33]I was making a peanut butter smoothie, right? 我正在做花生酱冰沙 
[21:41.96]I couldn't find this little plastic thingy that goes in the top of the blender. 我找不到果汁机上面那个小塑胶盖 
[21:46.30]And I thought, "Well, you know, how important can that be?" Right? 然后我想 “那个小东西有什么重要的呢？” 
[21:51.04]Turns out, very. 结果是非常重要 
[21:54.57]Wow, definitely just Drake. 哇，一定只是因为德克 
[21:57.14]- What? - How's it going with Drake? -什么？ -德克演的如何呢？ 
[22:00.48]- I don't think it's going very well. - What? -我想可能演的不是很好 -什么？ 
[22:03.05]That scene I saw was so good. 我看的那一场戏很好啊 
[22:05.09]Well, I'm feeling really insecure about the one we're shooting tomorrow. 我对明天要拍的那场戏 觉得很没安全感 
[22:10.02]Is this that thing you do when you say you're bad so I'll give you a compliment? 你是不是又故意说自己很糟 然后让我来赞美你呢？ 
[22:14.49]A little. 有点 
[22:16.66]No, I really am worried. I have to make it convincing that I'm in love with Olivia. 不，我是真的很担心 我必须要演得像是我真的爱上奥莉维亚 
[22:23.20]- So? - So I've never played that. -所以呢？ -所以…我从来没有演过那种戏 
[22:26.37]Oh, honey, it can't be that hard. I mean, you've been in love before. 喔，亲爱的，那不会很难的 你也有谈过恋爱啊 
[22:30.91]Well, just once.. 嗯，只有一次… 
[22:34.41]with you. 就是跟你 
[22:38.22]Okay. Well, this could be a little awkward. 好了，这实在是有点尴尬 
[22:40.72]I'm just gonna blow past it. 我们跳过好了 
[22:43.22]Well, look, can't you just use that method-actor thing.. 听着，你何不运用你那个特殊方法 
[22:46.49]where you use your real-life memories to help you in your performance? 就是利用你的真实生活回忆 来帮助演出呢？ 
[22:51.53]What the hell are you talking about? 你在说什么？ 
[22:57.24]All right, look, just try to remember how you felt when you were in love.. 好的，只要试着回忆起 你在谈恋爱时候的感觉 
[23:02.41]and think about that when you're playing the scene. 然后在演出的时候回想起那些感觉 
[23:08.15]Okay. Yeah, I think I can do that. 好的，是啊，我想我做的到 
[23:11.62]Yeah. Okay, there's this party scene coming up. 好的，有个晚会的剧情 
[23:14.89]And Olivia and her husband are there.. 奥莉维亚跟她老公就在那里 
[23:17.32]and all Drake wants to do is grab her and kiss her, but he can't. 而德克想要做的只有抓住她 然后亲吻她，但是他不能 
[23:22.66]That makes me think about those times I wanted to grab you and kiss you.. 那让我想起许多时候我好想抓住你 然后亲吻你 
[23:27.40]but you didn't know, so I would just pretend everything was cool.. 但是你并不知道 所以我只能假装没事 
[23:30.84]but really it was killing me. 但这真的让我很受折磨 
[23:34.91]Joey, you never talked about that before. 乔伊，你从来没有说过这些 
[23:41.05]Hey, you know what else I could use? 嘿，你知道我还可以用什么吗？ 
[23:44.18]There's this scene where Drake sneaks into Olivia's bedroom.. 有一场戏是德克偷偷溜进 奥莉维亚的房间 
[23:47.69]and she doesn't know he's there, which never happened with us. 她不知道他就在那里 当然，我们之间没有发生过这样的事 
[23:53.46]I mean, he knows he shouldn't be there, but he just wants to look at her. 他知道他不应该去那里 但是他只想看看她 
[23:59.83]You know? 你知道吗？ 
[24:01.47]And I remember all those mornings before you even put on your makeup.. 而且我记得有好几个早上 就在你开始要化妆之前 
[24:06.64]when I would think to myself, "My God, she is beautiful." 我会想“天啊，她真是美丽” 
[24:13.71]And it hurt so much because I knew I could never tell you. 而且让我好心痛 因为我知道我永远不能告诉你 
[24:21.49]But it was worth it just to be there looking at you. 但是光是看着你 我就觉得心满意足了 
[24:32.13]Thanks, dude. This is great! 谢了，真是太棒了！ 
[24:44.41]I got you something from Vermont. 我从佛蒙特州帮你带了些东西 
[24:46.91]Besides tampons and salt? 卫生面条跟盐巴以外的东西吗？ 
[24:50.68]Oh, my God. 喔，我的天 
[24:52.59]Maple candy. That's so sweet of you. 枫糖糖果，你真是贴心 
[24:57.22]That's weird, it's empty. 真是奇怪，里面是空的 
[24:59.56]Hi, you guys. What's going on? You guys wanna hang out or..? 嘿，你们好，怎么了呢？ 你们要一起怎样吗？ 
[25:11.14]Do you guys hear a buzzing? 你们有听到嗡嗡声吗？ 
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