[00:01.66]Oh, hey, you guys? 喔，嘿，你们大家 
[00:03.06]I couldn't get a reservation for the night of my birthday.. 我生日当天晚上订不到餐厅… 
[00:06.07]so we'll have to do dinner Thursday night. 所以我们要改到星期四晚上 
[00:08.40]- Thursday? But that's Halloween. - So? -星期四？但是那是万圣节耶！ -那又怎样？ 
[00:13.71]It's just spooky, that's all. 只不过是很诡异而已 
[00:16.81]So, is Mike coming to dinner? 那，麦克也会跟我们吃晚餐吗？ 
[00:18.78]No. It's my first birthday with a boyfriend, and he has to work. 不会，我第一次可以跟男朋友过生日 他却要上班 
[00:22.72]I'd get mad at him, but I think it's too soon to show my true colors. 我很想对他发脾气 但是我想这会太快露出马脚 
[00:28.49]I would make the reservation for five. One of us has to stay with Emma. 那这样我会只订五个人的位子 我们其中一个要留下来照顾艾犸 
[00:32.16]- Which one of us should go to dinner? - Rachel! -我们该谁去晚餐呢？ -瑞秋！ 
[00:36.63]Actually, I was thinking maybe both of us could go. 事实上，我想或许我们两个都可以去 
[00:40.87]Oh. Yeah. 哦，真好！ 
[00:43.74]Thanks. I'll put a lot of extra thought into your gift. 谢谢，我会多用点心准备你的礼物 
[00:47.91]All right, so great, we can all go now. 好了，太棒了，我们全部都可以去 
[00:50.28]That is fun! Hey! You know what? 真棒！嘿！你们知道吗？ 
[00:52.91]We all haven't been together, the six of us, in such a long time. 我们六个人已经很久没有这样在一起了 
[00:56.82]What are you talking about? We're together now. 你在说什么呢？ 我们现在就在一起啊？ 
[00:59.25]Mon? Chandler's not here. 摩妮卡，钱德并不在这里 
[01:05.53]Oh, dear God. 喔，老天 
[01:08.60]The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner 本集播出：菲比的生日晚餐 
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[01:54.31]（土尔沙） 
[01:56.31]Hello. It's nice to see our team together for the first time. 大家好，很高兴第一次我们全员到齐 
[01:59.45]Now, before we get started, are there any questions? 现在，在我们开始之前 有任何问题吗？ 
[02:03.05]- Yes. Ken, is it? - That's right. -是的，肯，对吧？ -没错 
[02:04.95]Is it true the reason you're in Tulsa is, you fell asleep in a meeting.. 听说你会来土尔沙的原因 是因为你在开会的时候睡着… 
[02:08.49]and took the job without realizing what you were saying yes to? 然后随口就答应接下 这份你根本搞不清楚的工作，是吗？ 
[02:13.50]Well, don't believe everything you hear, Ken. 嗯，别道听涂说，肯 
[02:16.73]But yeah, that's true. 但是没错，那是真的 
[02:19.67]All right, let's get started by taking a look at last quarter's figures. 好了，我们先开始看一下上一季的数字 
[02:26.17]Claudia, aren't you supposed to blow smoke up the boss's ass? 克劳蒂亚，你不是应该要 先问一下老板可不可以抽烟吗？ 
[02:31.21]- I'm sorry. Does the smoke bother you? - No. I smoked for years. Then I quit. -我很抱歉，你介意我抽烟吗？ -不，我抽了好多年，然后戒了 
[02:37.22]Right now, I can't remember why. 现在也忘了为什么要戒 
[02:40.32]You're not allowed to smoke in this office, right? 在办公室不准抽烟的，不是吗？ 
[02:42.86]Yes, in Oklahoma it's legal to smoke in offices with 15 people or less. 可以的，在奥克拉荷马 在十五人以下的办公室 抽烟是合法的 
[02:46.59]- Would you like one? - Would Joey like two pizzas? -你要来一根吗？ -乔伊想要吃两个披萨吗？ 
[02:52.60]You don't know what I'm talking about. 你不知道我的意思吗？ 
[02:55.34]All right, look. I don't smoke anymore. 好了，听着，我戒烟了 
[02:57.44]But if the rest of you want to light up, go ahead, it's fine. 如果你们其他人也想抽 请便，没关系的 
[03:04.15]So, you all smoke, then? 原来你们全部都抽烟 
[03:06.65]You know, it's almost rude that I'm not smoking. 你们知道吗？ 我不抽烟反而看起来很没礼貌 
[03:09.95]- That's not true. If you don't want.. - Ken, please! -没那回事，如果你不想… -肯，拜托！ 
[03:15.62]No, I can't. I can't smoke. If I smoke, my wife would kill me. 不，不行，我不能抽烟 如果我抽烟，我老婆会杀了我 
[03:18.93]I'm sorry, but isn't your wife back in New York? 不好意思，但是你老婆不是在纽约吗？ 
[03:23.23]I've always liked you, Ken. 我一直都很喜欢你，肯 
[03:31.54]Trick or treat. 不给糖就捣蛋 
[03:35.84]- Hey. - And "treat" it is. -嘿 -真是好吃啊！ 
[03:40.48]Wow. So glad I changed. 哇，幸好我有换衣服 
[03:43.32]I almost wore my threadbare robe that can't contain my breasts. 我差一点就穿上那件 连胸部都遮不住的破睡袍 
[03:49.36]This is not what I'm wearing. I'm ovulating.. 我不是要穿这件出门 我正在排卵… 
[03:51.63]and Chandler's gonna be home. So, I thought we would try before dinner. 而钱德很快就回来了 所以我想我们可以在晚餐前试一下 
[03:56.50]Oh, I thought we'd all go over together. 喔，我以为我们全部要一起过去 
[03:58.43]All right, I'll just meet you there at dinner. 好了，我们晚餐见 
[04:01.17]Unless, I mean, if it helps, I could stay and watch. 除非，我是说，如果有帮助的话 我可以留下来当观众 
[04:07.28]- No! - Well, I didn't want to anyway. -不必！ -喔，反正我也不想看 
[04:09.84]You know, just thought I'd be polite and offer. 你知道的，我只是想要 礼貌性地问一声 
[04:15.28]Wait, does this mean you'll be late? 等一下，这表示你们会迟到吗？ 
[04:17.19]We haven't seen each other in over a week. 我们已经超过一个星期没有见面了 
[04:19.25]We'll probably be the first ones there. 我们可能会是第一个到的 
[04:22.19]Okay. See you there. Happy humping. 好了，待会见，祝你们搞的愉快 
[04:26.49]Hey. Well, hey! 嘿！ 
[04:28.36]Wow, somebody smoked out here? 哇，有人在这里抽烟吗？ 
[04:33.64]My God, don't people know you're not allowed to smoke in public spaces? 天啊，难道他们不晓得 在公共场所是不可以抽烟的吗？ 
[04:37.37]Actually, in Oklahoma smoking's legal in offices with fewer than 15 people. 事实上，在奥克拉荷马 在少于十五人的办公室抽烟是合法的 
[04:43.71]Oh, you smoked. 喔，是你抽的！ 
[04:45.71]No. I just happen to know a lot of trivia about smoking in different states. 不是，我只是刚好知道 不同州的抽烟规定 
[04:50.62]For example, in Hawaii, cigarettes are called lei-lana-lukus. 例如，在夏威夷 香烟叫做雷拉纳路卡斯 
[04:56.59]- Oh, Chandler, you stink of cigarettes! - Do you think Monica will smell it? -喔，钱德，你身上都是臭烟味！ -你想摩妮卡会闻得到吗？ 
[05:01.33]Are you kidding? That woman has the nose of a bloodhound. 你在开玩笑吗？ 那女人的鼻子像狗一样灵 
[05:05.03]And the breasts of a Greek goddess. 胸部像希腊女神一样美 
[05:11.84]Phoebe? 菲比？ 
[05:14.64]I'm gonna go. 我要走了 
[05:20.45]Okay. Something to cover the smell. 好了，有什么可以掩盖味道 
[05:27.16]Oven cleaner. 炉灶清洁剂 
[05:34.10]Unscented. 无添加香味 
[05:38.20]Welcome home. 欢迎回来 
[05:41.50]I've missed you. 我好想你 
[05:43.87]- You want to join me in the bedroom? - No, thanks, I'm good. -想要跟我进房间吗？ -不，谢了，不用 
[05:48.94]Okay. So you want to play it that way, do you? 好的，你想要这样玩，是吗？ 
[05:53.65]Well, you know what, actually, I just got off a plane.. 嗯，你知道吗？事实上 我才刚下飞机… 
[05:56.45]so I'm feeling gross. I should take a shower. 觉得有点脏 我应该先洗个澡 
[05:58.95]- Come here, you don't need a shower. - All right, the truth is.. -过来，你不需要洗澡 -好的，事实上是… 
[06:02.86]I soiled myself during some turbulence. 我在乱流的时候弄脏了自己 
[06:09.60]What do I smell? I smell smoke. 什么味道？我闻到烟味 
[06:12.97]Did you smoke? 你有抽烟吗？ 
[06:15.30]Yes. But I just had one. 有，但是只抽了一根 
[06:18.34]Two. 两根 
[06:19.97]Two tiny cigarettes. Okay, five. 两小根，好吧，五根 
[06:24.41]A pack. Two pack.. A carton. 一包，两包…一条 
[06:28.48]Three big fat cartons in two days! 两天抽三大条香烟！ 
[06:32.75]But it's over. I've made a decision, I'm not gonna smoke anymore. 但是都结束了，我已经决定 再也不要抽烟了 
[06:40.13]Well, those are for you. 嗯，那是要送给你的 
[06:43.93]All right. Well, we'll just see you when you get here. Bye. 好的，嗯，到时候见，拜 
[06:48.20]Oh, that was my mom. She's stuck in terrible traffic. 喔，那是我妈，她遇到大塞车 
[06:51.34]That is now the third sign that I should not leave Emma. 这是第三个征兆 告诉我不应该离开艾犸 
[06:54.28]- What are the other two? - Well, the first one is, I don't want to. -另外两个征兆是什么呢？ -嗯，第一个是，我不想要 
[06:57.48]And second one, I'm not going. 第二个是，我不要去 
[07:01.18]I know this is the first time we're leaving the baby. 我知道这是我们第一次离开艾犸 
[07:03.89]I know how hard it is for you. But.. 我知道这对你很困难，但是… 
[07:06.09]But everything's gonna be fine. I mean, my mom is gonna be with her. 但是一切都会很好的 我是说，我妈会在这里照顾她 
[07:09.39]- She's great with kids. - She is? -她很会照顾小孩的 -真的吗？ 
[07:11.73]Yeah. 真的 
[07:14.16]What about Monica? 那摩妮卡呢？ 
[07:15.80]You only hear Monica's side of that. Okay, that little fatso was a terror! 你都只听她说的话 那个肥妹是个恐怖份子！ 
[07:22.70]- I just don't think I can do it. - Know what? You can and you should. -我只是不认为我办得到 -你知道吗？你应该、也办得到 
[07:27.48]Really, it will be good for you. 真的，这对你是有帮助的 
[07:29.61]In fact, you know what? 事实上，你知道吗？ 
[07:31.25]Go ahead to the restaurant, and I will wait for my mom.. 你先去餐厅，我留下来等我妈… 
[07:34.08]and then I'll meet you there. No, no, really, you should go. Go out. 然后我再过去找你们 真的，你应该过去，出去 
[07:37.95]Really, the world is your oyster. Kick up your heels. Paint the town red! 真的，这世界是你的 甩开高跟鞋，挥洒出自己的颜色！ 
[07:45.33]- You need to learn some new slang. - I'm serious. Come on, you should go. -你是该学些新的广告词 -我是说真的，走吧，你该走了 
[07:49.93]Here. No, just go. 来，去吧 
[07:52.93]- Well.. - No, no! You know what? -那… -不，不！你知道吗？ 
[07:55.07]You're not getting back in there! The baby's fine. Now, scram! 你别想要进去！宝宝没事的！ 现在快走吧！ 
[08:00.24]Yeah, hit the bricks! 是啊，迈开步伐走吧！ 
[08:03.74]Tell your story walking! 什么都免惊，向前行！ 
[08:07.52]I was just going to say that I left my keys. 我只是要说，我忘记带钥匙了 
[08:13.82]Holy moley, are we in a pickle now! 老天啊，这下我们惨了！ 
[08:20.63]Where is everyone? They're 40 minutes late. 他们人呢？已经迟到四十分钟了 
[08:24.20]- I know. - I'm starving. -我知道 -我饿死了 
[08:26.33]I knew we were coming here tonight. I ate nothing all day. 我知道我们今晚要来这里 所以我整天都没有吃东西 
[08:29.24]What about me? I only had one lunch today. 那我怎么说呢？我才吃一顿午餐而已 
[08:33.14]So, are we expecting the rest of our party shortly? 那么，其他的贵宾很快就会到临吗？ 
[08:36.24]Yes, they are expected presently. Yeah. 是的，我们衷心期盼他们的即将到临 是啊 
[08:38.75]Their arrival is in the offing. 他们即将现身了 
[08:42.78]Right. We have a table for two available. 好的，我们也有两人座的位置 
[08:44.99]- Perhaps you'd.. - No, they're coming. -或许你们… -不用了，他们要来了 
[08:46.82]We're waiting right here. 我们就在这里等 
[08:49.26]Joseph! 乔瑟夫！（乔伊全名） 
[08:52.83]One needn't worry. They shan't be long. 没有“您”需要担心 他们应该不会太“漫长” 
[08:56.30]It's just that we do have some large parties waiting. 我们有一些人在等着要用餐 
[08:59.93]Oh, one really does have a stick up one's ass, doesn't one? 喔！有“您”真的 需要这样机机车车的吗？ 
[09:06.44]Why would you start smoking again? It's so bad for you. 你为什么又开始抽烟？ 它对身体那么不好 
[09:09.91]It's only been two days. That's not enough time to.. 我才开始抽了两天 没那么快就… 
[09:15.78]That's totally unrelated. 这跟那个一点关系都没有 
[09:18.72]How can you smoke in this day and age? Have you not seen that ad? 什么时代了怎么还会抽烟呢？ 你没有看过反烟广告吗？ 
[09:22.09]Where the little kid walks through Grandpa? It's chilling! 那个小孩走穿过他爷爷那个广告 真是吓死人了！ 
[09:26.03]I messed up. It was a meeting. Everybody was smoking. 我搞砸了，不过是一个会议 每个人都在抽烟啊！ 
[09:29.06]So what? Don't you have any willpower? 那又如何？你难道没有任何意志力吗？ 
[09:31.40]Willpower? I've watched home movies of you eating Ding Dongs.. 意志力？ 我看过你在吃巧克力的家庭录影带… 
[09:34.47]without taking the tinfoil off! …连包装纸都来不及打开！ 
[09:38.57]You said that was sexy! 你说那看起来很性感！ 
[09:42.81]Okay, look, can we just drop this? I'm not gonna smoke again. 好了，好了，可不可以算了？ 我不会再抽烟了 
[09:46.58]That's right, because I forbid you to smoke again. 没错，因为我禁止你抽烟 
[09:49.32]You forbid me? 你禁止我？ 
[09:51.55]I've flown a long way to see my loving wife. 我大老远飞回来见我可爱的老婆 
[09:53.96]Is she here, by the way? 对了，她在吗？ 
[09:56.09]Chandler, don't joke with me. Okay? I'm very, very upset right now. 钱德，别开玩笑，好吗？ 我现在非常非常地不高兴 
[10:02.26]- Is this the most upset you could be? - I think so. -现在是你最不高兴的时候吗？ -我想应该是的 
[10:05.47]Well, then I might as well.. 那，我何不就… 
[10:07.77]do this. 这样做 
[10:19.91]Not really sure what to do now. 不确定接下来要干么 
[10:23.95]I'll tell you what we're gonna do. 我告诉你我们要做什么 
[10:26.62]We're already late for Phoebe's birthday dinner. 我们要去参加菲比的生日晚餐 我们已经迟到了 
[10:29.36]So you're going to put out that cigarette.. 所以你要把香烟熄掉… 
[10:31.53]we're gonna put this fight on hold, and go have sex. 我们先暂停吵架 先上床再说 
[10:34.50]Fine. What? 好，什么？ 
[10:37.53]What, do you have cigarettes in your ears? 怎样？你耳朵是塞了香烟吗？ 
[10:40.87]Sex! This is the last day I'm ovulating. If we don't do it.. 上床！今天是我排卵的最后一天 如果我们不做… 
[10:43.87]we're gonna have to wait until next month! 我们就要等到下个月了！ 
[10:46.71]You're serious? 你是认真的吗？ 
[10:48.88]- Oh, yeah! - All right, fine, I'll do it, but no talking! -喔，是的！ -随便，做就做，但我不跟你说话！ 
[10:52.61]- And no cuddling. - And no kissing your neck. -而且没有抱抱 -而且不亲吻你脖子 
[10:55.75]Oh, good! I hate it when you do that! 喔，很好！反正我也很讨厌你那样做！ 
[11:00.96]And lots of kissing your neck! 那我要尽量亲你的脖子！ 
[11:05.09]Okay, well, the super's not home. 嗯，管理员不在家 
[11:06.96]But my mother's gonna be here, and she has the key. 但是我妈快到了，她有钥匙 
[11:09.73]I can't wait that long. You have to do something. Knock that door down! 我等不了那么久，你得想想办法 把门撞倒吧！ 
[11:13.17]I would, but I bruise like a peach. 我也想，但是我就跟桃子一样容易撞伤 
[11:17.77]Besides, you know, everything's gonna be fine. The baby's sleeping. 而且，你知道一切都会没事的 婴儿在睡觉 
[11:21.91]- What if she jumps out of the bassinet? - Can't hold her head up, but jumped. -万一她跳出摇篮呢？ -根本连头都抬不高，还想跳 
[11:27.18]Oh, my God! I left the water running! 喔，天啊！我水龙头还开着！ 
[11:29.28]You did not leave the water running. Please, pull yourself together, okay? 你没有让水龙头开着 拜托，冷静一点，好吗？ 
[11:33.39]- Well, did I leave the stove on? - You haven't cooked since 1996. -那，我有把炉子开着吗？ -1996年之后你就没有煮过饭了 
[11:38.16]Is the window open? If the window's open a bird could fly in and.. 窗户有开着吗？如果开着 鸟可能会飞进来然后… 
[11:41.80]My God, you know what? I think you're right. 天啊，你知道吗？我想你说对了 
[11:44.00]- Listen. - What? What? -听 -什么？什么？ 
[11:45.47]A pigeon. No. No, wait, no. An eagle flew in! 是鸽子，不，等等，不 是老鹰飞进去了！ 
[11:51.04]Landed on the stove and caught fire! 飞到炉子上然后烧了起来了！ 
[11:56.18]The baby, seeing this, jumps across the apartment to the mighty bird's aid. 婴儿看到这一切 从公寓这边跳过去帮助老鹰 
[12:02.28]The eagle, however, misconstrues this as an act of aggression.. 而老鹰却误判认为 这是个攻击的行动… 
[12:05.42]and grabs the baby in its talon. 用爪子捉住婴儿 
[12:07.29]Meanwhile, the faucet fills the apartment with water. 就在这时候，水龙头的水 充满了整间公寓 
[12:10.69]Baby and bird, still ablaze, are locked in a death grip.. 婴儿跟老鹰还在激战中 双方被死亡的陷阱困住… 
[12:14.36]swirling around the whirlpool that fills the apartment! 在公寓内的漩涡里旋转着！ 
[12:20.74]Boy, are you gonna be sorry if that's true. 天，如果这一切是真的你就死定了 
[12:27.71]- Hello. - Hi. -哈啰 -嗨 
[12:29.64]It's been an hour. 已经一个小时了 
[12:31.71]The maitre d' asked if you'd reconsider switching to a smaller table. 经理要我问你们是否要考虑换到小桌子 
[12:36.02]Maybe we should just eat now. 或许我们应该先用餐 
[12:37.69]You can't order until the entire party's arrived. Restaurant policy. 在人还没有到齐之前你们不能点餐 这是餐厅规定 
[12:41.52]Well, how about this? Another table leaves, right.. 好，那如果说另一桌离开了… 
[12:44.59]but there's still some food left on their plates. 但是他们的餐盘里还有食物… 
[12:47.83]Okay, what's the restaurant's policy about people eating that? 餐厅有规定不能吃那些食物吗？ 
[12:51.50]- It's frowned upon. - But it happens. -那是很不合宜的 -但是还是会发生啊 
[12:57.94]- All right, I got to go to the bathroom. - You can't go. -好了，我要去厕所 -你不能去 
[13:00.64]No, no, no. I can't hold this table on my own. 不，不，不 我没有办法自己保住这张桌子 
[13:03.01]If they ask me to move, I'll cave. 如果他们要我换位子，我会屈服的 
[13:05.25]Well, if you ask me to stay, I'll pee. 如果你要我留下来，我会尿裤子的 
[13:13.35]Good evening, miss. 晚安，小姐 
[13:16.72]Miss? 小姐？ 
[13:20.76]Miss? Miss? 小姐？小姐？ 
[13:23.30]Okay, fine, I'll move. All right. You don't have to manhandle me. 好了，算了，我换位子，好了 你不需要动手动脚的 
[13:28.90]- Where? - Okay. -哪里？ -好的 
[13:32.91]Thank you. Wow. 谢谢，哇 
[13:36.34]Will you stop staring at us now? 现在你可以停止盯着我们看了吗？ 
[13:38.41]That depends. Will your friend stop drinking olive oil directly from the bottle? 看情况，你朋友可以停止 喝那瓶橄榄油了吗？ 
[13:43.45]Probably not. 或许没办法 
[13:52.13]Finally. You guys made it. 终于，你们到了 
[14:01.97]Phoebe, who the hell..? 菲比，这些人是谁…？ 
[14:14.82]What is taking you so long, Come on, let's get it over with! 你是在摸什么摸这么久 快点，我们早做早完成！ 
[14:18.79]In a minute, sweet cakes. 马上好，亲爱的 
[14:21.39]Spend more time with the tie! That will make a baby. 多花点时间在领带上！ 那样可以生出小孩来 
[14:25.63]Look, I can't do this. I can't make love to you while we're fighting this way. 听着，我做不到 我没有办法在吵架的时候还跟你做爱 
[14:30.13]Oh, sure. Now you're Mr. Sensitivity. 喔，是啊，现在你可真敏感纤细 
[14:32.60]But when you wanted to have sex after my uncle's funeral.. 那当初你想在我叔叔丧礼之后做爱时… 
[14:35.47]That was a celebration of life! 那是庆祝生命！ 
[14:39.07]All right, I'm not gonna do this. 好了，我不想这样做 
[14:41.08]Is this the way you want our baby to be conceived? 你想要我们的孩子 在这种情况下受孕吗？ 
[14:44.98]No, you're right. 不，你是对的 
[14:47.95]We shouldn't do it like this. 我们不应该在这种情况下做 
[14:53.09]For what it's worth, I'm sorry. 反正，我很抱歉 
[14:55.96]I shouldn't have come down on you so hard about the smoking. 我不应该对你抽烟这件事这样的刁难 
[14:59.56]So you had a few cigarettes. It's not the end of the world. 你是抽了几根烟，又不代表世界末日 
[15:03.63]- Really? - Yeah. -真的？ -是的 
[15:06.63]You are incredible. 你真不可思议 
[15:08.90]And listen, I'm not gonna smoke again. 听着，我不会再抽烟了 
[15:11.61]And if I do, I promise I will hide it so much better from you. 如果我抽，我保证也会 隐藏到让你看不出来 
[15:26.65]- Want to? - Let's celebrate life! -想吗？ -我们来庆祝生命！ 
[15:28.29]Okay! 好了！ 
[15:31.99]Oh, God. 喔，天啊 
[15:34.30]Oh, thank God you're okay. 喔，感谢上帝你没事 
[15:36.40]I'm sorry we left. Mommy will never leave you again. 我很抱歉我们离开你 妈咪再也不会离开你了 
[15:39.03]Never, ever, ever again. 再也… 再也不会 
[15:42.44]Great. So let's get going. 太棒了，我们走吧 
[15:45.64]I mean it. After what just happened, I'm never leaving her again. 我是说真的，在经历过刚刚的事之后 我再也不会离开她了 
[15:49.14]I understand. Separation is hard. 我了解，分离是很煎熬的 
[15:52.08]One time I was about to leave Ross to go to the beauty parlor. 有一次我要离开罗斯去美容院 
[15:56.25]And he got so upset he took off all his clothes.. 他就变得很不开心 他把衣服脱光… 
[15:59.15]tucked his willy between his legs.. 把小鸡鸡夹在双腿间…. 
[16:02.59]and cried out, "Mommy, I'm a girl. Take me with you." 然后哭喊“妈咪，我是女生 带我跟你去” 
[16:15.07]Somehow, over time, it got easier to be apart from you. 物换星移之后 跟你分开已经变得容易很多了 
[16:24.48]You are welcome. 不客气 
[16:28.65]- You know what? Let's not talk. - What? -你知道吗？我们还是不要说话 -什么？ 
[16:32.09]- I am still so mad at you for smoking! - But you said you forgave me. -我对你抽烟的事还是很生气！ -但你说你已经原谅我了 
[16:35.69]It was just a couple of cigarettes, no big deal. 只不过是几根烟，没有什么大不了的 
[16:40.63]I was ovulating and you said you wouldn't have sex if we were fighting. 我正在排卵，而你却说如果我们在吵架 你是不会跟我做爱的 
[16:46.07]- You tricked me to get me into bed? - That's right. I got mine. -你骗我跟你上床？ -没错，我得到我想要的了 
[16:54.27]I feel so used. 我被利用了 
[16:58.45]Well, I guess they're not coming. You want to just order? 我想他们不会来了 你想要点了吗？ 
[17:02.58]Thank you. 谢谢 
[17:07.96]Waiter? All right, this is gonna go fast, so try to keep up. 侍者？好了，我会说很快 所以记好 
[17:11.53]Risotto with shaved truffles and the rib steak.. 意大利扁面配松露切片 然后肋眼牛排… 
[17:13.96]with the golden chanterelles and the Bordelaise sauce.. 加上酥炸鸡油菇和波尔多红酒酱… 
[17:16.83]unless any of that stuff I just said means "snails." 希望我以上说的那么多东西 没有包括“蜗牛” 
[17:20.33]It does not. 是没有 
[17:22.40]Tomato tart, and which of the pastas would you recommend? 蕃茄馅饼，你建议哪种面呢？ 
[17:26.04]- Oh, well they're both exquisite.. - Both it is. Thank you. -嗯，两种都很美味… -两种都要，谢谢 
[17:29.01]Now, let's go, baby. It's food time. Bring it, bitch. 现在，快点，宝贝 用餐了，上菜吧，婊子 
[17:37.15]- Sorry about that. - It's quite all right. -很抱歉 -没关系 
[17:40.72]Oh, can I make a special request? 喔，我可以有个特殊要求吗？ 
[17:42.92]Can you bring everything as it's ready? 你可以全部一起上吗？ 
[17:44.96]- Appetizers, entrees, we don't care. - Hey! -前菜，前餐，我们不介意 -嘿！ 
[17:49.56]- I'll wait to put your order in. - What did I ever do to you? -我可以等你们加点 -我有对不起你吗？ 
[17:52.60]Nothing, bitch. 没有，婊子 
[17:58.97]You guys are over an hour late. 你们迟到一个多小时了 
[18:01.04]- What happened to you two? - So sorry. -发生了什么事？ -很抱歉 
[18:03.38]- We got locked out of the apartment. - That's a great story. Can I eat it? -我们被锁在公寓外面 -真是好借口，可以给我吃吗？ 
[18:07.82]And then Rachel wasn't sure she could leave the baby. 然后瑞秋在犹豫是不是要离开婴儿 
[18:10.88]It wasn't easy, but it's your birthday and I did what I had to do. 不是很容易，但是今天是你生日 我做了我必须要做的事 
[18:14.62]And that's Judy over there at the bar with Emma? 那是茱蒂跟艾犸在吧台那边吗？ 
[18:20.86]This is for the best. I'm not distracted, worrying about Emma.. 这是最好的方式，这样我才不会分心 担心艾犸… 
[18:24.06]how she's doing at home, and I'm gonna be completely here with you. 在家有没有事 我得要完全跟你们待在这里 
[18:27.90]- Oh, she spit up. She spit up. - What? -喔，她吐了，她吐了 -什么？ 
[18:29.87]Judy? She spit.. Judy, look alive, Judy! 茱蒂？她吐… 茱蒂，醒醒，茱蒂！ 
[18:35.91]- Thank you. - Thanks. -谢谢 -谢谢 
[18:40.38]Oh, everything looks delicious. 喔，每道菜看起来都很美味 
[18:43.42]What should I have? What should I have? 我应该点什么呢？ 我应该点什么呢？ 
[18:47.39]Never hit a woman. Never hit a woman. 不能打女人 不能打女人 
[18:51.79]I know what you mean, this menu's incredible. 我知道你的意思，菜单实在太棒了 
[18:54.03]Ross bruises like a peach. He bruises like a peach. 罗斯像桃子一样容易受伤 他像桃子一样容易受伤 
[18:58.07]Okay, I'll have the fig salad and the duck. 好了，我要点无花果沙拉 还有鸭肉 
[19:00.53]I'll have the soup and the salmon. 我要点汤跟鲑鱼 
[19:02.54]Remember, whatever comes up first, okay? 记住，先做好的就先出，好吗？ 
[19:04.67]- Hurry.. - Happy birthday! -快点… -生日快乐！ 
[19:06.24]Son of a bitch! 狗娘养的！ 
[19:08.71]- Where have you been? - Well, we had a little fight. -你们去哪了？ -嗯，我们刚刚在吵架 
[19:11.98]I would never lie to get someone into bed. 我怎样都不会骗人上床 
[19:14.15]You used to tell girls you were a Kennedy. 你曾经骗过女生你是甘尼迪家族的人 
[19:19.85]Thanks. 谢谢 
[19:23.26]Thanks. Wow. 谢谢，哇 
[19:26.19]A little tight, isn't it? Why didn't you get a bigger table? 有点挤，不是吗？ 你为什么不订大一点的桌子呢？ 
[19:31.40]You had a big table but they made you move. 你有订，但他们要你换桌 
[19:34.64]Shut up, Monica. 闭嘴，摩妮卡 
[19:38.31]Oh, well, I suppose that Chandler will have the smoked duck. 嗯，我想钱德应该想要点“烟”熏鸭肉 
[19:43.61]And I suppose that Monica will have the manipulative shrew. 而我想摩妮卡应该想点酥“诈”鼠肉 
[19:49.58]How did I miss that? 我是怎么没看到那些呢？ 
[19:52.82]- I'll give you another minute. - What, where you going? -我再让你们考虑一下 -什么？你要去哪？ 
[19:55.52]He said she wanted the shrew! 他说她想要鼠肉的！ 
[19:59.33]Rach, come on, Emma's fine. 瑞秋，别这样，艾犸没事的 
[20:01.33]You're turning into an obsessive mother, okay? You need to stop. 你已经变成过份关心的母亲了 你要停止这样 
[20:06.10]You ever hear the story about when Ross' mom went to the beauty salon? 你们有听过罗斯他妈 去美容院的故事吗？ 
[20:12.17]- You mean the willy story? - They already know it. -你是说小鸡鸡的事吗？ -他们早就知道了 
[20:20.85]We've been waiting for you for a long time. 我们等你们好久了 
[20:23.15]- You should order. - That's okay. -你们应该点餐了 -没关系 
[20:24.82]- I told the waiter what they want. - Why would you do that? -我告诉侍者他们要点什么了 -你为什么那样做呢？ 
[20:27.92]Chandler, control your woman. 钱德，控制一下你的女人 
[20:31.06]Okay, well.. Everybody has ordered. 好了，嗯… 既然大家都已经点餐了 
[20:33.79]I would like to start the celebration and make a toast to Phoebe. 我想要先敬菲比一杯 来开始今晚的庆祝 
[20:40.63]- She dropped her sock. - What? -她袜子掉了 -什么？ 
[20:44.64]No. No, Emma dropped her sock. -不，不，艾犸的袜子掉了 
[20:46.94]- How do you know that? - She's over there. -你怎么知道？ -她就在那边 
[20:48.61]- Mom's with her. - Mom's here? -妈跟她在一起 -妈在这里？ 
[20:51.38]I wanted to have lunch with her today. She told me she was out of town. 我今天想跟她一起用午餐 她告诉我她不在附近 
[20:55.78]She still has not noticed that the baby's sock is on the ground. 她还是没有注意到 婴儿的袜子已经在地上了 
[20:59.02]It's a good toast. 真是敬的好 
[21:01.52]Look, will you please get her attention? 听着，你可不可以叫她呢？ 
[21:04.99]Mommy? 妈咪？ 
[21:11.60]Mother. 妈 
[21:21.28]Oh, for God's sake, Judy, pick up the sock! 喔，天啊，茱蒂，把袜子捡起来！ 
[21:23.54]Pick up the sock! Pick up the sock! 捡起袜子！捡起袜子！ 
[21:31.05]I'm sorry, was that rude? 我很抱歉，这样很没礼貌吗？ 
[21:34.35]Did my little outburst.. 我这样的吼叫… 
[21:37.36]blunt the hideousness that is this evening? 有使今晚 变得比较难堪吗？ 
[21:41.76]Look, I know you have a lot going on.. 听着，我知道你们都有自己的事… 
[21:43.80]but all I wanted to do was have dinner with my friends on my birthday. 但我想要的只不过是跟我的朋友 一起吃晚餐庆祝我的生日 
[21:49.87]And you are all so late, and you didn't even have the courtesy to call. 你们全部都迟到 而且连打电话告知的礼貌都没有 
[21:56.48]Well, it's too late now. 这已经来不及了 
[22:00.15]Phoebe, I don't think that's us. 菲比，我想那应该不是我们 
[22:03.32]Oh, well, this is.. This is not over! Hello? 喔，那，这个…还没有完！ 哈啰？ 
[22:09.32]I feel terrible. We should've been strong and left Emma at home. 真对不起她 我们应该坚强一点把艾犸留在家 
[22:13.69]"We"? 我们？ 
[22:15.20]There are some adult willy stories they don't know. 还有成人版的小鸡鸡事件他们没听过 - 
[22:18.17]We should've been stronger. 我们是该坚强点 
[22:21.07]- What is going on with you two? - Well, you see, I'm ovulating. -你们俩是怎么回事呢？ -喔，是这样的，我正在排卵 
[22:25.04]Oh, yeah, that's what she says. 喔，是啊，她总是那样说 
[22:29.01]Maybe you're not ovulating. Maybe it's a clever ruse to get me into bed. 或许你根本没有在排卵 或许那只是要拐我上床的借口 
[22:34.15]Yeah, Smokey, that's what it was. I just can't get enough. 是啊，烟虫，就是那样没错 我就是很想要 
[22:38.99]You're not gonna believe this. 你们不会相信的 
[22:40.85]She tricked me into having sex with her. 她竟然骗我跟她上床 
[22:46.69]So? You got to have sex, right? 所以呢？你得要做爱的，不是吗？ 
[22:50.36]What's the matter with me? Why am I such a girl? 我是怎么了？我又不是女生 
[22:55.17]- Okay. That was Mike. - Oh, Phoebe, honey, we are so sorry. -好了，那是麦克 -喔，菲比，亲爱的，我们很抱歉 
[22:58.67]You are totally right. We are here 100 percent.. 你说的对极了 我们在这里会全心全意… 
[23:02.04]and we love you, and we are ready to start your birthday celebration. 而且我们爱你 我们已经准备好要开始庆祝你的生日了 
[23:05.61]You guys, that means the world to me. 你们，这对我实在太意义重大了 
[23:11.92]Okay, I'm gonna take off. 好了，我要走了 
[23:15.39]What? 什么？ 
[23:16.86]I love you guys too, but, Mike got off work early. 我也爱你们，但是 麦克提早下班了 
[23:19.39]Wait. 等等 
[23:22.36]I'm not the.. I'm not the kind of girl that just ditches her friends.. 我不是那种会抛下朋友… 
[23:26.10]to be with her boyfriend. 见色忘友的人 
[23:28.57]You know what? I am. 你们知道吗？事实上我是… 
[23:30.77]Bye, guys. Judy! Bye. 再见，大家，茱蒂！再见 
[23:35.64]If Phoebe's gone, can we take Emma home? 如果菲比走了，我们可以 带艾犸回家吗？ 
[23:37.61]That's a good idea. Our babysitter just pounded another chardonnay. 好主意，我们的保姆 才又点了一杯白酒 
[23:41.88]- Bye, you guys. - Bye. -再见 -再见 
[23:43.28]See you. Well, I guess it's just us. 再见，我想就只剩下我们了 
[23:50.72]So, I'm probably still ovulating. Do you want to give it another try? 我或许还在排卵 你还想再试试看吗？ 
[23:56.03]All right. 好的 
[23:57.83]So, you've never had sex with a Kennedy, have you? 你从没有跟甘尼迪家的人上过床吗？ 
[24:02.47]Actually, Richard was a Kennedy on his mother's side. 事实上，李察他妈妈那边 是甘尼迪家族的人 
[24:05.91]Why did you break up with that guy? 那你为什么要跟他分手呢？ 
[24:08.94]- You're gonna go do it? - We don't have much time. -你们不会就这样跑去做了吧？ -我们时间不多了 
[24:11.34]Once the egg descends into the fallopian tube.. 一但卵子落到输卵管… 
[24:13.68]Oh, wait, oh, get out of here! 喔，等等… 滚吧！ 
[24:19.85]I sincerely hope the rest of your party is returning. 我诚挚地希望你的朋友会回来 
[24:23.42]No, just me. All alone. 不，只剩下我一个人 
[24:30.26]Dinner for six for one. 六人份晚餐全给我一个人 
[24:33.77]Well, you boys are about to see something really special. 很好，你们将会目睹到 一个非常特别的表演 
[24:50.32]- How was everything? - Excellent. -一切都还好吗？ -棒极了 
[24:52.02]The shrew, in particular, was exquisite. 特别是鼠肉，真是美味 
[24:56.59]I hope you've got some room left. 我希望你还有胃口 
[25:06.80]Joey. Joey. 乔伊，乔伊 
[25:13.11]This is the best birthday ever! 这是最棒的生日了！ 
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