[00:03.30]Hey! I'm all packed and ready to go. 嘿，我都打包好可以走了 
[00:06.20]That's right. Daddy and Uncle Joey are going on a trip today. 没错，爹地跟乔伊叔叔今天要出门去 
[00:10.51]We're going to a conference in Barbados. Right? Can you say, "Barbados"? 我们要去参加一个在巴贝多的研讨会 你会说“巴贝多”吗？ 
[00:15.31]Barbados. 巴贝多 
[00:19.28]Okay. I've gotta say, it means so much to me that you guys are coming.. 我觉得要你们 到那么远的地方去… 
[00:23.45]all the way over there to hear me give my speech. 听我的演讲，对我真是意义重大 
[00:26.35]And I have a surprise. I had to pull some strings.. 我让要你们高兴一下 我费尽功夫… 
[00:29.42]but I was able to get everyone passes to the entire conference. That's right! 帮大家争取到整个研讨会的通行证 没错！ 
[00:35.96]These babies will get you into all the paleontology lectures and seminars. 这些宝贝可以让你们自由参加所有的 古生物学演讲或是研讨会 
[00:41.54]Do you have anything that will get us out of them? 你有什么东西 是可以让我们不用参加的吗？ 
[00:46.37]We're excited to hear the speech, but the rest of the time.. 我们真的很兴奋要听你的演讲 但是其他的时间… 
[00:49.48]we're gonna want to do island stuff. 我们想要做一些岛上活动 
[00:51.61]David will probably want to hear a few lectures. 大卫或许会想要听几场演说 
[00:54.02]- Right, because he's a scientist. - No, no. -没错，因为他是科学家 -不，不 
[00:56.25]He's been in Minsk for eight years. If he gets too much direct sunlight.. 他在明斯克待了八年 如果他在阳光下太久… 
[01:00.12]he'll die. 他会死的 
[01:02.06]- Okay, we'd better go. - Yeah? -好的，我们最好出发了 -是吗？ 
[01:04.06]- So we'll see you guys tomorrow. - All right, let's do it. -那我们明天见 -好的，明天见 
[01:07.06]A five-hour flight with Charlie, have a couple drinks.. 跟查莉一起飞行五个小时，喝几杯酒… 
[01:09.96]get under that blanket and do what comes natural. 在毛毯下做一些自然会发生的事 
[01:12.67]It's a blanket, Joe, not a cloak of invisibility. 那是毛毯，乔伊，不是隐形大衣 
[01:17.67]The One In Barbados 
[00:00.00]
[02:11.73]- Wow, this place is beautiful! - Look at all these paleontologists! -哇，这地方真漂亮！ -瞧瞧这些古生物学家！ 
[02:18.33]I know. There are gonna be some pasty folks by the pool tomorrow. 我知道 明天游泳池旁一定有许多苍白的人 
[02:23.27]- My God, I can't believe you're here! - I think I've been recognized. -我的天啊，我不敢相信你在这里！ -我想我被认出来了 
[02:27.21]- This happens all the time. - Dr. Geller? I am such a huge fan. -这常常发生的 -盖勒博士？我真是仰慕你 
[02:31.71]That never happens. 这倒是从来没有发生过 
[02:34.28]I've been following your career for years. I can't wait for your keynote speech. 我多年以来一直很注意你的研究 我等不及要听你的演说了 
[02:38.89]- Wow! This is very flattering. - I would love your autograph. -哇，你太过奖了 -我会很想要你的签名的 
[02:43.42]Well, sure. 喔，当然 
[02:47.23]- "Dear..?" - Sarah. -亲爱的？ -莎拉 
[02:48.76]"Sarah. I dig you." “莎拉，我挖（喜欢）你” 
[02:55.20]- "Dr. Ross Geller." - Oh, thank you so much. -“罗斯盖勒博士上” -哇，真是太谢谢你了 
[02:58.64]Sure. Sarah, I'd like you to introduce you to my colleague, Professor Wheeler. 不客气，莎拉，让我帮你介绍一下 我同事，魏勒教授 
[03:03.08]- And this is Joey Tribbiani. - Are you a paleontologist? -这位是乔伊崔比亚尼 -你是古生物学家吗？ 
[03:07.45]No, God, no, no. I'm an actor. 不，天啊，不，我是演员 
[03:10.89]You probably recognize me from a little show called The Days of Our Lives. 你或许有看过我演的一出小戏叫做 《那个我们的日子》 
[03:15.36]Dude, it's just Days of Our Lives. There's no "the." 老兄，只是《我们的日子》 没有“那个” 
[03:23.23]Okay, Ross. Boy, you.. Yeah. No, no. I play Dr. Drake Ramoray. 好的，罗斯，天啊，你…是啊 不，我扮演德克罗曼瑞医生 
[03:29.60]- I'm sorry. I don't own a TV. - You don't own a TV? -我很抱歉，我家没有电视 -你家没有电视？ 
[03:35.51]What's all your furniture pointed at? 那你家的家俱是摆向哪个方向呢？ 
[03:41.62]- Well, it was a pleasure to meet you all. - You too, Sarah. -很荣幸认识你们 -我们也是，莎拉，再见 
[03:46.72]Jeez, who doesn't own a TV? 天啊，这年头谁没有电视呢？ 
[03:48.86]Well, actually, I don't. 嗯，事实上，我没有 
[03:50.43]Yeah, and mine broke two months ago and I still haven't gotten a new one. 是啊，我的两个月前坏了 还没买新的 
[03:53.49]Well, didn't you two come to the right convention. 那你们两个还真是来对研讨会了 
[03:59.60]David, can you help me? 大卫，你可以帮个忙吗？ 
[04:01.00]I'm trying to explain to Chandler how a plane stays in the air. 我正在跟钱德解释 飞机是怎么漂浮在空中的 
[04:04.84]Certainly. That's a combination of Bernoulli's Principle.. 当然，那是波诺利原理加上… 
[04:07.78]- and Newton's third law of motion. - See? -牛顿第三运动定律 -知道了吗？ 
[04:11.45]Yeah. That's the same as, "It has something to do with wind." 是啊，那还真是跟 “跟风有关的”一样 
[04:15.98]I'm gonna go pick up a few things for the trip. 我要去为这次旅行买几样东西 
[04:18.09]I should go too. Now, tomorrow do you want to share a cab to the airport.. 我也应该走了 明天你们要一起搭计程车到机场吗？ 
[04:22.86]or should Mike and I meet you? 还是说我跟麦克到机场跟你们碰面呢？ 
[04:29.03]Mike? Who's Mike? 麦克？谁是麦克呢？ 
[04:33.03]- Mike's your ex-boyfriend. - That's right! -麦克是你的前男友 -没错！ 
[04:36.40]Oh, yeah. Wow, I had totally forgotten about him. 哇，我已经完全忘了他了 
[04:40.28]- That's a blast from the past, huh? - No, it's okay. Honest mistake. -难忘往日情怀脱口而出吗？ -不，没关系的，无心之过 
[04:46.41]It really doesn't mean anything. I mean, you know.. 那真的不代表什么 我是说，你知道的… 
[04:49.28]Monica refers to Chandler as Richard all the time. 摩妮卡也常常把钱德叫成李察 
[04:55.39]- She does? - Let's get you out of here. -她有吗？ -我们快让你离开吧 
[05:03.13]Well, at least you took me down with you. 至少你也拖我下水了 
[05:06.57]I'm so sorry. I just.. I keep thinking about Mike. 我很抱歉，我只是… 我一直在想麦克 
[05:10.31]I'm crazy about David, and we're having so much fun together. 我非常喜欢大卫 而且我们在一起很开心 
[05:14.24]Why? Why do I miss Mike? That's just.. That's gonna go away, right? 为什么我会想念麦克？这真是… 这会消逝的，对吗？ 
[05:18.41]- Well, I guess. In time. - Yeah. -嗯，我猜是吧，总有一天 -是啊 
[05:20.62]I mean, my feelings for Richard are certainly gone. 我是说我对李察的感觉 都已经消失了 
[05:23.75]You just did it again. Chandler. Your feelings for Chandler are certainly gone. 你又来了，是钱德 你对钱德的感觉都已经消失了 
[05:32.19]Boy, Phoebe's still pretty hung up on that Mike, huh? 天啊，菲比还在想麦克吗？ 
[05:35.16]I wouldn't read too much into it. 我不会想太多的 
[05:38.87]Still, a girl calls you by her ex-boyfriend's name.. 但是女生把你叫成 她前男友的名字… 
[05:41.70]- that's not a good thing, right? - Let me stop you there. -那不是什么好事，不是吗？ -让我先打断你一下 
[05:44.97]Because I think I see where this is going. I'm not very good at giving advice. 因为我想我知道这是怎么回事了 我对给人建议不太行 
[05:49.94]See, if you want advice, go to Ross or Monica. Or Joey.. 如果你想知道披萨的馅料或是 为何尿尿时有灼热感之类的… 
[05:52.78]for advice about pizza toppings or a burning sensation when you pee. 建议，那就去找罗斯或是 摩妮卡或是乔伊 
[05:59.22]I'm sorry, I just wish there was something I could do, you know? 很抱歉，我只是希望能做点什么 你知道吗？ 
[06:04.03]- Well, you know Phoebe.. - Seriously, we're gonna do this? -嗯，你知道菲比… -真的，我们要这样吗？ 
[06:07.70]I'm sorry, I just wish I could make her forget about Mike already. 很抱歉，我只希望我能让她忘了麦克 
[06:11.57]- Why did Phoebe and Mike break up? - Because his penis was too big. -菲比跟麦克为什么分手呢？ -因为他的老二太大了 
[06:20.14]I'm sorry. That's the kind of thing I do. 抱歉，那才是我擅长的事 
[06:24.61]They broke up because Mike didn't want to get married. 他们分手是因为麦克不想要结婚 
[06:27.85]What if you let Phoebe know you'd be open to marriage? 如果让菲比知道 你对婚姻没有异议呢？ 
[06:31.02]That's great. That's great. I'll propose to her. 太棒了，太棒了，我会跟她求婚 
[06:36.06]What? 什么？ 
[06:37.63]I was probably going to do it at some point. 反正我迟早都会这么做的 
[06:40.26]- No, I didn't mean now. - Well, why not? It's brilliant. -不，我没有说现在 -为何不呢？这实在太聪明了 
[06:43.40]"Goodbye, Mike. We'll see you at the wedding, fella. 再见，麦克，我们婚礼见，老兄 
[06:46.40]Well, we probably won't invite you to the wedding, but.." 我们可能也不会 邀请你参加婚礼，但是… 
[06:49.47]- Well, thank you, Chandler. Sincerely. - Well, you're welcome. -衷心地谢谢你，钱德 -不用客气 
[06:53.24]Glad I could help. 很高兴能够帮得上忙 
[06:56.58]- How do you think I should propose? - I'm pretending to read here. -你认为我该怎么求婚呢？ -我在假装阅读 
[07:00.08]I'm sorry. 抱歉 
[07:05.19]Yeah. How you doing? Hey, how are you? 你好吗？嘿，你好吗？ 
[07:10.36]You said you were gonna wear a thong. Where's the thong? 你说你要穿丁字裤的，丁字裤呢？ 
[07:14.06]I didn't mean a thong. I meant thongs. 我不是说丁字裤 我是说夹脚凉鞋 
[07:20.23]You really should have been more clear about that. 你应该要说清楚的 
[07:28.61]You're never gonna guess who I just saw downstairs. 你们不会相信我在楼下看到谁 
[07:32.11]Britney Spears! 小甜甜布兰妮！ 
[07:34.38]Yeah. She never misses these conferences. 是啊，她从来不会错过 这些研讨会的 
[07:37.55]- No, I just saw Dr. Kenneth Schwartz! - Oh, my God! -我刚刚看到肯尼斯史华兹博士！ -喔，我的天啊！ 
[07:41.19]- I know! - Did you talk to him? -我知道 -你有跟他说话吗？ 
[07:42.89]Oh, yeah. What am I gonna say to Kenneth Schwartz? 是喔，我要跟 肯尼斯史华兹说什么呢？ 
[07:46.36]You could say, "Hey, Kenny, how come you're not Britney Spears?" 你可以说“嗨，肯尼 为什么你不是小甜甜布兰妮呢？” 
[07:50.83]- You ready to go? - You're gonna go now? -你准备好要走了吗？ -你现在就要走了吗？ 
[07:53.70]- I thought we could hang out. - I can't. I have seminars all day. -我以为我们可以在一起度过 -我不行，我整天都有研讨会 
[07:57.71]I promised Ross I'd look at his speech. 我答应罗斯我会看看他的演说稿 
[08:00.34]But maybe we could have dinner later? Out on the balcony? It'll be romantic. 但是或许我们晚点可以共进晚餐 在阳台外面，会很浪漫的 
[08:06.45]Will you wear a thong? 你可以穿丁字裤吗？ 
[08:08.72]I will if you will. 你穿我就穿 
[08:11.95]You got yourself a very weird deal. 你的交换条件真是奇怪 
[08:16.89]I'm good. I have dinner plans. 我很好，我晚餐已经有安排了 
[08:20.90]- So you gonna be okay? - Yeah, yeah. -你一个人可以吗？ -是的，可以 
[08:23.10]I got tons of stuff I could do. I'm gonna hit the beach, go swimming. 我有很多事可以做 我要去海滩，去游泳 
[08:27.40]Joe, have you looked outside? 乔伊，你有看看外面吗？ 
[08:30.00]No. Why? 没有，为什么呢？ 
[08:34.41]- Oh, man. - There's an indoor pool. -天啊 -这里有室内游泳池 
[08:37.35]- You could swim there. - Yeah. -你可以在那边游泳 -是啊 
[08:38.75]I wasn't gonna swim. I was gonna dig a hole. 我没有要游泳，我是要去挖洞的 
[08:46.75]That Mike thing was interesting. I don't know what's gonna happen.. 麦克那件事真是有趣，我不知道… 
[08:49.99]- with Phoebe and David. - I do. Want a hint, huh? -菲比跟大卫之间会发生什么事 -我知道，想要个提示吗？ 
[08:55.00]I do. 我愿意 
[08:58.23]I do. 我愿意 
[09:01.54]Okay, I'm sensing this is some kind of wordplay.. 好的，我可以感到 这是什么文字游戏的 
[09:04.54]because you are pink with barely controlled glee. 因为你已经有点 无法控制的兴奋发红了 
[09:08.18]- David's gonna propose to Phoebe. - What? Why? -大卫要跟菲比求婚了 -什么？为什么？ 
[09:13.58]Because we were talking about ways he could beat Mike.. 因为我们本来在谈 有哪些他可以赢过麦克的方式 
[09:16.55]and I told him Phoebe wanted to get married. 而我告诉他菲比想要结婚 
[09:19.19]Chandler, we have talked about this. 钱德，我们已经谈过了 
[09:21.29]You are not supposed to give people advice! 你不可以给别人建议的！ 
[09:26.23]Couldn't you have made some inappropriate joke? 你不能说一些什么 不适宜的笑话就好了吗？ 
[09:28.96]I did! 我说了！ 
[09:31.93]A penis one! 一个老二的笑话！ 
[09:34.04]Just so I know, what was so wrong about what I said? 说明一下，我说的有什么不对的呢？ 
[09:36.87]They've only been going out for a few weeks. 他们才交往几个星期而已 
[09:39.17]Phoebe is completely hung up on Mike. I mean, she'll say no.. 菲比还无法忘记麦克 我想她会拒绝的 
[09:43.74]David's heart will be broken, it'll be too hard for them to recover.. 然后大卫的心会碎 他们会很难复合 
[09:47.45]and then Phoebe will end up alone again. 而然后菲比又会是孤单的一个人 
[09:50.85]Man, that's some bad advice. 天啊，真是糟糕的建议 
[10:00.63]Oh, hey. Thank God. You guys are here. 感谢上帝你们来了 
[10:03.56]- What's going on? - Everything is upside-down here. -怎么了？ -这里的一切都不对劲 
[10:06.93]It rains all day long and nobody watches TV, and Ross is famous. 整天都在下雨，没有人看电视 而且罗斯还很有名气 
[10:14.98]I don't want to alarm anybody.. 我不想要惊动大家… 
[10:16.91]but Monica's hair is twice as big as it was when we landed. 但是摩妮卡的头发 比下飞机时大了一倍 
[10:20.88]Okay. When I go places with high humidity.. 好了，当我去高湿度地区的时候… 
[10:23.48]it gets a little extra body, okay? 头发就会比较蓬松，好吗？ 
[10:27.09]That's why our honeymoon photos look like me and Diana Ross. 那就是为什么我们的蜜月照 看起来是我跟戴安娜罗丝 
[10:31.46]I'll show you guys where to check in. 我带你们去登记住房 
[10:33.43]Oh, honey? Can you make sure we get a king-size bed? 亲爱的，你可以确定我们可以拿到 超大尺寸的床吗？ 
[10:36.83]Oh, David, get one for us too. Oh, and see if they have a heart-shaped one. 大卫，也帮我们确定一下 还有看看他们有没有心型的床 
[10:41.60]And with mirrors on the ceiling. 而有天花板上要有镜子 
[10:44.77]And make sure our room isn't next to theirs. 还有确定我们的房间 不要在他们的隔壁 
[10:48.68]Oh, you guys are so lucky you're here with people. 喔，你们真幸运 有人陪你们到这里 
[10:52.11]I'd love to share this with someone. 我真想跟某人分享这一切 
[10:54.08]Oh, honey, you have us. We love you. 亲爱的，你有我们，我们爱你 
[10:57.75]Okay, which one of you is gonna sleep with me? 太好了，你们谁要跟我睡？ 
[11:02.52]You know, it's just such a romantic place. 这是个很浪漫的地方 
[11:04.86]I just wish I could share it with a guy. 我只希望可以跟一个男人共度 
[11:11.13]- Not Joey. - Not Joey. No. -不是乔伊 -不是乔伊，不是 
[11:13.40]- I was just lusting after Chandler. - Yeah, right. -我只是在垂涎钱德 -是啊，没错 
[11:21.24]So.. I'm proposing to Phoebe tonight. 我今晚要跟菲比求婚了 
[11:25.81]Tonight? 今晚？ 
[11:27.58]Isn't an engagement ring supposed to have a diamond? 订婚戒指不是应该要有钻石的吗？ 
[11:31.89]Oh, there it is. 喔，在这里 
[11:34.72]Yes, well, being a failed scientist doesn't pay quite as well as you might think. 是啊，一个失败的科学家 并没有你想的赚的多 
[11:39.33]That's one-seventieth of a carat. 那是七十分之一克拉 
[11:43.00]And the clarity is quite poor. 清晰度是很差 
[11:48.34]Nice. 很好 
[11:51.54]- Monica, can I talk to you for a second? - Okay. -摩妮卡，我可以跟你谈一下吗？ -好的 
[11:54.84]David's gonna propose to Phoebe tonight. 大卫要在今晚跟菲比求婚 
[11:56.84]See what happens when you give people advice? 瞧瞧这就是你给别人建议的后果 
[12:00.41]- Well, I hope you told him not to. - That would be advice! -我希望你有告诉他不可以 -那又会是一个建议了！ 
[12:05.52]Okay, fine. I'll handle this. 好的，没关系，让我来处理 
[12:10.32]- Phoebe? - Yeah? -菲比？ -怎样？ 
[12:12.73]- I need to talk to you. - Are you leaving the Supremes? -我需要跟你谈谈 -你要离开你的主宰了吗？ 
[12:23.07]Okay, my husband just gave your boyfriend some very bad advice. 我老公刚给了你男友 一个很糟糕的建议 
[12:28.71]David's gonna propose to you tonight. 大卫今晚要跟你求婚了 
[12:31.51]Wow, really? 哇，真的吗？ 
[12:35.52]That's fantastic! 这实在太棒了！ 
[12:38.49]What? Are you serious? You want to marry him? 什么？你是说真的吗？你想嫁给他？ 
[12:41.52]- What about Mike? - Oh, okay, you want me to marry Mike? -那麦克呢？ -好的，你要我嫁给麦克是吗？ 
[12:44.73]Let's just gag him and handcuff him.. 让我们把他塞住嘴巴 用手铐铐住他 
[12:47.09]and force him down the aisle, okay? 然后逼他踏上红毯，好吗？ 
[12:49.60]I can just see it. "Mike, do you take Phoebe?" 我已经可以预见到 “麦克，你愿意娶菲比吗？” 
[12:54.97]You know? It's every girl's dream. 你知道吗？真是每个女孩的梦想 
[12:59.14]Do you really think marrying someone else is the right answer? 你真的认为嫁给别人是对的？ 
[13:02.34]Sure. Look, okay, bottom line? I love Mike.. David! 当然，听着，最重要的是 我爱麦克…大卫！ 
[13:07.52]David! I love David. 大卫！我爱大卫！ 
[13:10.55]Don't look at me that way, Roseanne Roseannadanna. 别那样看我，戴安娜罗丝 
[13:17.76]"By using CT scans and computer imaging, we can, in a very real way.. 借由使用中央标准扫描法跟电脑影像 我们可以以非常真实的方式… 
[13:22.63]bring the Mesozoic Era into the 21st century." 将中生代时期带进二十一世纪 
[13:29.17]It's great. 太棒了 
[13:30.84]Yeah, you really think so? 你真的这么认为吗？ 
[13:32.81]You'll be the hit of the conference. 你将成为此次研讨会的焦点 
[13:34.81]It'll be even better tomorrow.. 明天还会更好 
[13:36.54]because I won't be constantly interrupted by Joey.. 因为我不会一直被乔伊打断… 
[13:39.35]checking to see if they put chocolates on my pillow yet. 一直来检查我枕头上 是不是有放巧克力 
[13:46.55]- Hey, guys. - The chocolates aren't here. -你们好 -巧克力还没送来 
[13:48.79]Damn it! 该死的！ 
[13:50.89]Ross just read me his speech. It's fantastic. 罗斯刚念了他的演讲稿给我听 真是精彩 
[13:53.39]Oh, is it on the computer? Because I'd love to give it a read. 在电脑里面吗？因为我也想读读看 
[13:56.86]If you want to check your e-mail, just ask. 如果你想要查电子邮件就说吧 
[14:00.00]What? May I? 什么？我可以吗？ 
[14:04.87]What's with the rain, Geller? I mean, when I signed up for dino week.. 那个雨是怎么回事呢？盖勒 我是说当我报名恐龙营的时候… 
[14:09.98]nobody said anything about it being monsoon season. 没有人说过现在是雨季 
[14:13.08]- The wet season is June to December. - It's not the time, Charlie. -雨季是六月到十二月 -现在不是时候，查莉 
[14:18.49]Oh, no. No, no! Dear God, no! 哎呀，糟糕！亲爱的上帝，不！ 
[14:20.59]What, did someone outbid you for the teapot? 怎么了？有人抢先你标下茶壶吗？ 
[14:26.06]Secret teapot. 秘密茶壶 
[14:30.10]Your computer. I don't know what.. Everything's gone. 你的电脑，我不知道怎么… 一切都不见了 
[14:32.87]- What do you mean? - Must be a virus. -你是什么意思呢？ -一定是病毒 
[14:35.10]I think it erased your hard drive. 我想它把你的硬碟全杀掉了 
[14:37.24]What? Oh, my God. What did you do? 什么？我的天啊！ 你干了什么好事？ 
[14:39.74]Someone I don't know sent me an e-mail and I opened it. 一个我不认识的人寄了封信给我 然后我打开了它 
[14:42.28]- Why? Why would you open it? - Well, it didn't say, "This is a virus." -为什么？为什么你要打开？ -那上面又没有写“这是病毒” 
[14:47.08]- What did it say? - "Nude.." -那上面写什么？ -“裸体的…” 
[14:52.75]"Pictures of Anna Kournikova." “安娜库妮可娃的照片” 
[14:55.89]- I'm so sorry. - What am I gonna do? -我很抱歉 -我该怎么办呢？ 
[14:58.46]- My speech is gone! - It's not gone. -我的讲稿不见了！ -没有不见 
[15:00.73]I'm sure you printed out a copy. You have a hard copy? 我相信你有列印出来，你有印出来吗？ 
[15:03.46]No, I don't! 不，我没有！ 
[15:06.50]Well, you must be pretty mad at yourself right now. 那你现在一定很气自己 
[15:20.45]- It's really gone? - Yep. -真的不见了吗？ -是的 
[15:22.95]I'd like to thank you guys for coming down here.. 我想要谢谢你们过来这里… 
[15:26.05]to complain about the rain and ruin my career. 抱怨这些雨 然后毁了我的事业前途 
[15:29.06]- I just feel awful. - Yeah, you should. -我觉得糟透了 -你的确应该 
[15:31.16]Nude pictures of Anna Kournikova? She's never even won a major tournament. 安娜库妮可娃的裸照？ 她根本连什么大奖都没赢过 
[15:37.67]Well, I tried Billie Jean King, but.. 我是有试过比莉珍金，但是… 
[15:42.54]You know, you and Monica have the same I'm-gonna-kill-you look. 你知道吗？你跟摩妮卡一样都有那种 我想要杀死你的表情 
[15:45.97]I can usually make it go away by kissing her. 我通常可以亲她一下 就逃过一劫 
[15:49.78]Get out. 滚出去 
[15:53.18]You know, this happens all the time to my computer at work. 我工作的电脑也常常发生这种事 
[15:56.22]- What do you do? - I usually go.. -那你怎么办呢？ -我通常会… 
[15:58.15]play Tetris on somebody else's computer. 到别人的电脑上 玩俄罗斯方块 
[16:01.46]I can't believe this is happening. 我不敢相信发生这种事 
[16:03.42]I have to give the keynote speech tomorrow. 我明天就要演讲了 
[16:06.13]I have to stand up in front of all these people. What am I gonna say? 我要站在所有人面前，我要说什么呢？ 
[16:10.66]You can use a speech I memorized for auditions. 你可以用我背下来 参加试演的那段话 
[16:13.50]I don't think your monologue from Star Wars is gonna help me right now. 我不认为你在《星际大战》里的独白 可以对我有所帮助 
[16:17.87]Ross, we can solve this. I just heard your speech. 罗斯，不会有问题的 我听过你的演讲 
[16:20.64]- We can re-create it. We've got all night. - What, you really think we can do that? -我们可以重建它，我们有一整晚 -什么？你真的认为我们办得到吗？ 
[16:25.61]Oh, wait. Joey and I are supposed to have dinner. 等等，乔伊跟我应该要共进晚餐的 
[16:29.08]Don't worry about that. I mean, Ross needs you. 别担心，我知道罗斯需要你 
[16:31.65]Rachel and I will stay and help any way we can. 瑞秋跟我会留下来尽量帮忙 
[16:37.09]All right. Okay, let's do it. 好的，我们来开始吧 
[16:40.19]Well, I know we start by discussing the shortcomings of carbon dating. 我知道我们一开始 是讨论碳年代测定法的缺点 
[16:44.80]And then I move on to what is clearly the defining moment.. 然后我接着解说很明显地什么是… 
[16:48.50]of the Mesozoic Era, the breakup of Pangaea. Hello? 中生代的决定时刻，原始大陆的分裂 不是吗？ 
[16:53.24]And then there's the overview of the Triassic. 然后接下来是三叠纪的概观 
[16:57.58]Any chance any of this happened in a galaxy far, far away? 有可能这一切都是在 很远的银河发生的吗？ 
[17:09.96]- Hello? - Okay, Mike? -哈啰？ -好了，麦克？ 
[17:11.86]Enough is enough. You love Phoebe, and she loves you. 闹够了，你爱菲比，而她也爱你 
[17:14.63]So get over your I-never-wanna-get-married thing.. 所以不要再说什么 不想要结婚的话了 
[17:17.40]and step up! 赶快站出来！ 
[17:19.37]Who is this? 你是谁？ 
[17:21.54]This is Monica, Phoebe's friend. 我是摩妮卡，菲比的朋友 
[17:23.50]Sure, Monica. So good to have you back in my life. 摩妮卡，你又回到我生命中 真是太好了 
[17:27.84]Listen, Phoebe is back with David. 听着，菲比跟大卫复合了 
[17:30.54]He's gonna propose, and she's gonna say yes.. 他即将要求婚，而她将会答应 
[17:32.88]but I know she really wants to be with you. 但是我知道 她真正想要的是跟你在一起 
[17:37.08]He's gonna propose? 他要求婚了？ 
[17:39.99]I'm sorry, did you say something? I can't hear through all this damned hair! 很抱歉，你说什么呢？ 该死的头发遮住我听不到！ 
[17:46.03]If Phoebe wants to marry David, she should. 如果菲比想要嫁给大卫，那就去吧 
[17:48.53]I'm not gonna stand in the way of that. Neither should you. 我不会从中作梗，你也不应该 
[17:51.67]You don't tell me what to do. I tell you what to do. 你不用告诉我该怎么做 我来告诉你怎么做 
[17:55.20]Just call her. She's at the Paradise Hotel in Barbados. 打电话给她，她在巴贝多的天堂饭店 
[17:58.87]And while I've got you, you've got curly hair. 对了，你也有卷发 
[18:01.31]What do you do in the humidity? 在湿气重的地方你怎么办呢？ 
[18:05.48]Damn it! 该死的！ 
[18:09.35]- Well, I hope you're happy. - I hope you're happy too, honey. -嗯，我希望你很快乐 -我也希望你很快乐 
[18:15.16]Phoebe's going to say yes to David. 菲比会答应大卫的求婚 
[18:17.52]- That's what happens when you meddle. - Phoebe's gonna say yes? That's great. -这就是你爱管闲事的结果 -菲比要答应？太棒了 
[18:22.40]No, it's not. She's still in love with Mike. 不，一点也不，她还爱着麦克 
[18:25.00]- There's no chance that will work? - No, I called. -那不会有什么结果的吗？ -没有，我已经打过电话了 
[18:27.47]- It's not gonna happen. - Meddler! Meddler! -不会发生的 -鸡婆！鸡婆！ 
[18:31.34]If you hadn't meddled to start with.. 如果你不先多管闲事… 
[18:33.47]then I wouldn't have had to go in and meddle myself. 那我就不用插手进来管事了 
[18:36.31]No matter how much we meddle, we'll never be able to unmeddle.. 不管我们插手多深 我们都没有办法补救… 
[18:39.58]the thing that you meddled up in the first place! 你一开始多管闲事惹出来的祸！ 
[18:43.75]This vacation sucks! 这场假期真是烂！ 
[18:47.92]（欢迎古生物学家们） 
[18:51.79]I'm so bored. 我好无聊 
[18:55.10]Stupid rain. We can't do anything. 愚蠢的雨，我们什么都做不了 
[18:58.33]Well, I brought some books. We could read. 我带了些书来，我们可以阅读 
[19:01.17]Hey, it hasn't come to that yet. 嘿，还没糟糕到那个地步 
[19:04.30]Hey, hey, hey, don't mind if I do. 嘿，等一下 
[19:06.37]I'm sorry, sir, these are for the pharmaceutical convention. 对不起，先生，这些是给药学研讨会的 
[19:12.55]You feel like going to a convention? 你想要去参加研讨会吗？ 
[19:15.65]- We can't. We're not pharmacists. - I know we're not.. -我们不行，我们不是药剂师 -我知道我们不是… 
[19:18.72]but Frank Madaio and Eva.. 但是法兰克马迭欧跟伊娃齐罗欧… 
[19:24.99]温芭还是… 
[19:28.20]- Kate Miller. - Kate Miller it is. -凯特米勒 -就是凯特米勒 
[19:31.06]- Okay. - Oh, good.. -好的 -喔，很好… 
[19:34.00]And that's the most sex I'm gonna have this weekend. 而这将是我这周末 仅能有的性了 
[19:37.84]Well, in that case, should I make sure it's on real good? 如果是这样 我应该确定它黏的够牢吗？ 
[19:47.45]Thank you. 谢谢你 
[19:53.79]So, Kate.. 那么，凯特… 
[19:55.69]how's the pharmacy game treating you? 药局这一行好玩吗？ 
[19:58.56]Well, Frank, I tell you, it's rough. 嗯，法兰克，我告诉你，很难喔 
[20:00.63]I mean, is it me or is doctors' handwriting getting harder and harder to read? 我是说，是我的问题还是说医生写的字 都越来越难读了呢？ 
[20:05.47]I know, I know. 我知道，我知道 
[20:08.00]I tell you. 我告诉你 
[20:09.30]But on the plus side, we get to wear those white coats.. 但是好处是 我们可以穿那些白色外衣… 
[20:12.44]- and stand behind that really tall counter. - Oh, that's true. -然后站在非常高的柜台后面 -对，是没错 
[20:19.58]You're Joey Tribbiani from Days of Our Lives. 你是《我们的日子》里的乔伊崔比亚尼 
[20:23.15]Finally, someone recognizes me. Okay. 终于有人认出我了 
[20:27.12]And it's The Days of Our Lives. 是《那是我们的日子》 
[20:30.79]- Jackie, it is him. - Yeah, Jackie, it's me. Come on over. -贾姬，是他 -是的，贾姬，是我，过来吧 
[20:35.56]Oh, my God, this is so exciting! 天啊，这真是大惊喜！ 
[20:37.46]So why are you here? 你为什么会在这里呢？ 
[20:39.97]I'm doing research for a role in a new movie about pharmacists. 我正在研习一部 关于药剂师电影的新角色 
[20:44.61]Yeah, it's called Prescription for Love. 是的，片名叫《爱的处方》 
[20:49.44]- Nice. - Yeah. -很好 -是的 
[20:52.38]This is my friend Rachel. She's in the movie too. 这是我朋友瑞秋 她也有在这电影中演出 
[20:54.85]I'm an actress. 我是女演员 
[20:57.75]So, what's the movie about? 电影内容是什么呢？ 
[21:00.19]Well, I play the handsome, macho pharmacist.. 我扮演英俊有男子气概的药剂师 
[21:04.26]and Rachel is my student.. 而瑞秋是我的学生 
[21:07.13]who wants to learn all about.. 她想要学习一切关于… 
[21:09.96]pharmacing. -药学的知识 -对 
[21:12.90]And, see, I'm shy at first.. 而且我一开始是很害羞的… 
[21:15.57]but then, I take off my glasses and become sexy, you know. 但是然后我把眼镜拿掉 然后变得很性感，知道吧 
[21:19.67]And there's some nudity, but it's very tastefully done. 然后有一些裸露戏，但是是很有格调的 
[21:25.01]My nudity in the film is not tasteful at all. 我在剧中的裸露可是一点都没有格调 
[21:30.05]So you're doing research? 所以你们是在做研究？ 
[21:32.35]- Do you have any questions for us? - I sure do. -你对我们有什么问题吗？ -我当然有 
[21:35.19]Where'd that guy get the big, pink drink? 那个人是去哪拿的 那个大杯粉红色的饮料？ 
[21:41.16]Oh, and then you said that thing about bringing the Mesozoic Era.. 喔，然后你开始谈将中生代世纪… 
[21:45.03]into the 21st century. 带到二十一世纪 
[21:47.47]Well, yeah. That's it? 对，就这样吗？ 
[21:49.47]That's it. That's the whole speech. 这就是整份演讲稿 
[21:52.21]- Yeah. - Oh, my God. We did it. -是的 -天啊，我们办到了 
[21:54.84]Actually, I did it, Ross. You remembered shockingly little of your own speech. 事实上是我办到了，罗斯 你对自己演讲稿的记忆真是少到惊人 
[22:00.35]Yes, but I did make a pyramid out of the bath products. 是的，但是我倒是用沐浴产品 做了个金字塔 
[22:05.25]Oh, this is amazing. Thank you. Thank you so much. 这真是惊人，谢谢，真是很谢谢你 
[22:12.66]That's a pretty necklace. 这真是漂亮的项链 
[22:17.20]Thank you. 谢谢 
[22:19.70]Hey, what do you say we celebrate? Champagne? 我们庆祝一下吧？要香槟吗？ 
[22:22.24]Yeah! Save the cork, and that way, we can fill the bottle with water.. 好啊，软木塞留着，这样我们就可以 把瓶子装满水… 
[22:26.54]and put it back so they don't charge you. 然后再放回去他们就不会收钱了 
[22:31.58]Oh, my God, I love you. 我的天啊，我爱你 
[22:34.58]This is such a cute picture of Emma. And is this your son.. 艾犸这张照片真是可爱 而这是你儿子… 
[22:38.42]or just some kid whose picture you bring on vacation? 还是你会带在身上 某个小男孩照片呢？ 
[22:42.66]That's Ben, my son from my first marriage. 那是班，我第一次婚姻所生的儿子 
[22:45.36]- Your first marriage? - Yeah. -你第一次婚姻？ -是的 
[22:47.03]You've been married more than once? 你结过不只一次婚吗？ 
[22:49.73]No. 没有 
[22:54.50]So why'd you break up? 那你为什么离婚呢？ 
[22:58.17]Oh, it was.. 嗯，因为… 
[23:01.84]It's complicated, you know? She was.. 很复杂的，她是… 
[23:06.61]gay. 同性恋 
[23:10.12]Actually, it's not that complicated. 事实上并没有这么复杂 
[23:12.42]Oh, my God. 我的天啊 
[23:14.12]This is so cool! 这实在太酷了！ 
[23:15.86]Okay. Odd thing to get excited about. 好的，为这怪事兴奋是很奇怪的事 
[23:18.66]No, it's just that I was engaged to a guy who turned out to be gay. 不是，只是我曾经跟一个男的订婚过 而他最后竟然是同志 
[23:22.33]Hey! High-five! 嘿，击掌吧！ 
[23:25.83]Didn't you feel so stupid that you didn't see the signs? 你有没有觉得 没有看出端倪实在是很笨呢？ 
[23:29.00]My fiance was always going on long weekends with his "tennis partner." 我未婚夫总是跟 他的“网球球友”一起度周末 
[23:32.54]My wife had a workout friend she went to the gym with every day for a year. 我老婆有年跟一个朋友 天天都到健身房健身 
[23:37.21]She didn't get any fitter. 她也没有变瘦 
[23:39.91]- Everybody's like, "I knew all along." - I know. -每个人都说“我早就知道了” -我知道 
[23:43.05]If you knew, why didn't you tell me? I mean, call, leave a note. 如果知道，怎么不告诉我呢？ 我是说只要打电话，留个纸条什么的 
[23:46.79]"Hi. Just dropped by to say your wife's gay." “嗨，只是过来告诉你 你老婆是同性恋” 
[23:50.09]- I know. - And then.. -我知道 -然后… 
[23:51.69]And then you try to make the best of a bad situation.. 然后你试着在困境中求生存… 
[23:54.66]so you float the idea of a threesome. 所以你提出三人行的建议 
[23:58.23]I didn't do that. 我没有那样做 
[24:01.23]Me neither. 我也没有 
[24:06.44]Well, who knew? Pharmacists are fun. 谁会知道呢？药剂师们真好玩 
[24:09.38]I know. That old lady at the end was ready to take you home. 我知道，那位老太太 最后都已经准备要带你回家了 
[24:12.68]Not enough pills in the world, Rach. 这世界的药还是不够的，瑞秋 
[24:18.29]What about you, huh? You're the single one. See anybody in there you like? 那你呢？你才是单身的人 有没有看到喜欢的人呢？ 
[24:22.12]Well, let's see. There was that really big guy that I was talking to.. 让我想想 那个跟我说过话的大个儿… 
[24:26.09]with the really nice breasts. 有着很不错的胸部 
[24:29.63]But what about back home? Anything going on there? Anybody you like? 那在家乡呢？ 有什么吗？你有喜欢的人吗？ 
[24:38.77]No. 没有 
[24:41.31]- There is. You're blushing. - No, I'm not blushing.. -有的，你脸红了 -没有，我没有脸红 
[24:45.08]and I'm sunburned. 这是晒伤的 
[24:47.85]From, you know, the rain. 因为下雨的缘故 
[24:50.62]You like someone. Tell me who. 你喜欢某人，告诉我是谁 
[24:52.62]- Tell me who it is. Come on. - No. Joey. -告诉我是谁，说啦 -不，乔伊 
[24:55.09]Who do you like? You're not getting away that easy. 你喜欢谁呢？你别想轻易躲掉 
[24:57.92]- Who do you like? - Joey, come on! -你喜欢谁呢？ -乔伊，别这样 
[24:59.89]It doesn't matter, you know? It's not like anything's gonna happen. 没什么大不了的，你知道吗？ 又不是说会发生什么事 
[25:04.63]What? Why not? Rach, who can you not get? 什么？为什么不呢？ 瑞秋，有谁你得不到呢？ 
[25:14.27]Okay. Okay. You really want to know who it is? 好，你真想知道是谁吗？ 
[25:18.78]- Yeah. Who is it? - Do you? -是的，是谁呢？ -你真的想？ 
[25:23.48]- Oh, hey. - I just left you a message. -嗨  -我才刚留言给你 
[25:25.75]Ross and I were gonna go grab a bite.. 罗斯跟我刚要去吃点东西… 
[25:27.95]but now that you're here, we could have that dinner. 但是既然你在这里 我们可以共用晚餐了 
[25:30.79]Right! Of course. Hey, did you guys finish the speech? 没错！当然 演讲稿写完了吗？ 
[25:34.73]Yep! We got it. We got it. Thank you so much. 是的，完成了 我们完成了，非常谢谢 
[25:37.30]- I had a great time. - Yeah. -我很愉快 -是啊 
[25:39.43]This isn't over, because I really want to know.. 这还没完，因为我真的想知道… 
[25:42.00]Later. Later. 等一下，等一下 
[25:44.37]- So shall we? - Yeah. -那我们走吧？ -好的 
[25:46.87]- Okay. - Good night. -好的 -晚安 
[25:48.88]Good night. 晚安 
[25:57.38]- Okay, good night. - Good night, Ross. -好的，晚安 -晚安，罗斯 
[26:09.83]I can't believe she's gonna say yes to David. 我不敢相信她会答应 
[26:12.27]She's clearly in love with Mike. 她很明显还是爱着麦克 
[26:14.63]You know, it's very hard to take you seriously when you look like that. 你看起来这样子 实在很难把你的话当真 
[26:21.24]Could we have a bottle of champagne, please? 我们可以点瓶香槟吗？ 
[26:23.71]And I'm kind of on a budget, so if you have anything local.. 我手头有点紧，所以有没有本地… 
[26:27.61]or Canadian. 或是加拿大的香槟就可以了 
[26:33.52]Phoebe, I have something I want to say. 菲比，我要说一些话 
[26:39.23]Oh, God, he's gonna do it. I cannot watch this. Let's go. 天啊，他要开口了 我看不下去，我们走 
[26:42.20]I think we have time. Have you heard him talk? 我想我们还有时间 你有听过他说话吗？ 
[26:44.83]"Phoebe, I would be honored if.." Spit it out, David! “菲比，我将会很荣幸如果…” 说快点，大卫 
[26:52.04]Phoebe. 菲比 
[26:56.84]You're an amazing woman, and the time we spent apart was unbearable. 你实在是太好了，我们分开的时候 实在无法让人忍受 
[27:03.35]Of course, the sanitation strikes in Minsk didn't help. 当然明斯克卫生设施员工的 罢工让情况更糟 
[27:07.35]Sure. Okay. Yeah. 当然，好的，是的 
[27:08.86]But, well, now that we're together again, I don't ever want to be apart. 但是现在我们又一起了 我再也不想分开了 
[27:15.16]So to that end.. 所以… 
[27:21.37]- Oh, my God, Mike. - It's David, actually. -喔，我的天啊，麦克 -事实上，我是大卫 
[27:26.17]No, Mike's here. 不，麦克在这里 
[27:29.18]Oh, hey, Mike. 嘿，麦克 
[27:32.08]Hi, David. 嗨，大卫 
[27:34.81]Chandler. Monic.. Oh! 钱德，摩妮… 哇！ 
[27:41.82]It's the humidity! 是湿气！ 
[27:47.23]- Hi, Phoebe. - What are you doing here? -嗨，菲比 -你在这里做什么呢？ 
[27:51.73]I have a question I need to ask you. 我有个问题必须要问你 
[27:53.90]I have a question I was kind of gonna ask her myself. 我也有个问题要问她 
[27:57.84]Yeah, I understand, but before you do, she really needs to hear this. 我了解，但是在你那样做之前 她真的需要先听我说 
[28:04.04]Okay. 好的 
[28:05.98]- Would you care for my seat as well? - Actually, yeah, that'd be great. -你要坐我的座位吗？ -事实上会很好 
[28:11.45]Well, that's fair, you've had a long trip. 很公平，你一路这么远赶来 
[28:25.33]Phoebe, I love you. 菲比，我爱你 
[28:27.13]I've missed you so much these last few months. 我过去几个月非常思念你 
[28:30.10]I thought we were apart for a good reason.. 我原以为我们分开是有好理由的 
[28:32.57]but I realized that there was no reason good enough.. 但是我发现根本没有够好的理由… 
[28:35.24]to keep me from spending the rest of my life with you. 能够让我不与你共度下半辈子 
[28:39.31]Kind of steps on the toes of what I was going to say. 有点毁了我将要说的话 
[28:45.12]I'm sorry, David, but she really has to know this. 抱歉，大卫 但是她真的有需要知道这些 
[28:47.92]All right, but after this, I want to see you outside. 好的，但是之后 我要在外面跟你单挑 
[28:51.96]If it stops raining. 如果外面停止下雨的话 
[28:57.33]You're the most incredible woman I've ever met. 你是我遇过最不可思议的女人 
[29:01.53]How could I lose you? Now, I don't actually have a ring. 我怎么能够失去你呢？ 我现在并没有戒指 
[29:06.67]- I have a ring. - I wouldn't brag about that, big guy. -我有戒指 -我不会在这时候炫耀，老兄 
[29:12.28]But, Phoebe.. 但是，菲比… 
[29:15.08]will you marry me? 你愿意嫁给我吗？ 
[29:20.92]No. 不 
[29:29.96]I love you, but I never needed a proposal from you. 我爱你，但是我从不需要你求婚 
[29:34.73]I just needed to know we were headed somewhere. 我只需要知道我们之间是有发展的 
[29:37.40]- That we had a future. - We can have any future you want. -我们是有未来的 -我们可以有任何你想要的未来 
[29:50.22]Okay, well, I'm gonna take off. 好的，我要走了 
[29:53.62]David, I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. 大卫，我很抱歉，我好抱歉 
[29:56.36]Just so I know, if I had asked first..? 让我知道一下，如果我先问了？ 
[30:00.59]Yeah, I might have said yes, but that would've been wrong. 我有可能会答应，但是那是不对的 
[30:07.13]Please, you don't have to explain. 你不用解释，没关系 
[30:09.37]I mean, perhaps if I hadn't gone to Minsk.. 我是说 如果我当初没有去明斯克… 
[30:12.44]things would have worked out for us, and I wouldn't have ruined my career. 我们之间可能就没问题了 而我也不会毁了我的事业 
[30:17.58]Or lost that toe to frostbite. 或是因冻疮而失去那只脚趾 
[30:21.38]It was a good trip. 那是趟好旅程 
[30:28.96]- Is it okay if I hug you now? - Oh, yes. -我现在可以拥抱你吗？ -喔，可以 
[30:34.96]Because of our meddling! All right? 就是因为我们的多管闲事，好吗？ 
[30:45.64]Oh, isn't this nice? It's so quiet. I could just lie here all day. 这样不是很好吗？如此安静 我可以整天都躺在这里 
[30:50.04]Oh, I know. 我知道 
[30:53.51]- Open your drapes! Open your drapes! - So glad we got adjoining rooms. -打开窗帘！打开窗帘！ -我们的房间是相通的还真不错呢 
[30:59.65]- The sun is out! - Hey! Remember when I had corneas? -太阳出来了！ -嘿！记得我看得到的时候吗？ 
[31:04.46]Go to the pool and reserve chairs. 赶快去游泳池占位子 
[31:06.29]- I will get the magazines and the lotion. - Ladies? Ross' speech is in 45 minutes. -我会拿杂志跟防晒乳液 -罗斯的演讲再四十五分就开始了 
[31:10.83]- No! - Damn it! -不！ -该死的！ 
[31:13.73]Walls are pretty thin, guys. 墙壁很薄的，你们这些人 
[31:22.08]"Then we have to weigh the data from recent MRI scans and DNA testing.. 我们必须考量最近磁共振造影资料 与去氧核糖核酸测试资料… 
[31:28.01]which call into question information gathered from years of carbon dating." 而这些对多年来的碳年代 测定资料收集方式形成了一些疑点 
[31:33.49]Look at the woman sitting out by the pool getting tan. 瞧瞧那个坐在游泳池畔 享受日光浴的女人 
[31:37.39]She's all leathery and wrinkled. I'm so jealous! 她的皮都有皱纹了，我真是忌妒！ 
[31:41.56]"Finally, factor in the profusion of new species recently discovered. 最后， 最近有许多丰富新物种的发现 
[31:45.80]Giganotosaurus. 巨兽龙 
[31:48.70]- Argentinosaurus." - Not to mention Coldsaurus. -阿根廷龙 -更不用提冷龙 
[31:55.41]"And that's just the herbivores. I'm not even gonna discuss the carnivores. 而这些只是草食性的 我还没有要提到肉食性的 
[31:59.51]Their heads are already too big. 他们的头都已经是太大了 
[32:01.31]Which is ironic, considering their stunted cerebral development." 这是蛮讽刺的 因为他们的大脑却是发育不良的 
[32:09.79]Really? 真的吗？ 
[32:13.43]"But all kidding aside, in much the same way.. 但是撇开玩笑不谈，这是相同于… 
[32:16.56]that Homo ergaster is thought to be a separate species from Homo erectus.." 匠人曾被认为是直立人（音近勃起）的 另一个分支 
[32:25.04]- What? - He said "erectus." -什么？ -他说“直立人” 
[32:28.54]- You're kidding, right? - No, he really said it. -你在开玩笑吗？ -不，他是真的那样说 
[32:34.05]"And while there are certainly vast differences.. 而当然有许多很大的差异… 
[32:36.82]between these Mesozoic fossils and the example of Homo erectus.." 介于这些中生代化石 跟此直立人例子 
[32:44.26]Erectus? 勃起？ 
[32:45.79]- Homo. - Right. -同性恋（音同人属） -没错 
[32:49.76]"In a very real way, we can bring the Mesozoic Era into the 21st century." “已非常真实的方式，我们可以 将中生代时期带入二十一世纪” 
[32:55.97]Thank you. 谢谢 
[33:04.14]- Really great. - Oh, thanks, guys. -真的很棒 -谢谢你们 
[33:06.21]I thought it was wonderful. Jarvis Oberblau. Cornell. 我认为很精采，我是杰维斯欧伯劳 康乃尔大学 
[33:11.68]I mean, the ideas you put forth, and from someone so young and.. 你突显出来的议题 尤其是你是这样的年轻而且… 
[33:22.83]Okay, now we're just holding hands. 好的，现在我们只是在握着手 
[33:26.13]Alrighty. We're gonna hit the beach. That was really great. 好的，我们要去海滩了 演讲真的很棒 
[33:30.17]- Oh, thank you. - Yeah. Oh, and so funny. -谢谢 -是啊，而且很有趣 
[33:34.34]- Take it easy. - All right, thanks. Thanks so much. -放轻松点 -好的，谢谢，非常谢谢 
[33:37.38]I can't tell you how much it means that you were here. 我无法告诉你 你们在此对我意义有多大 
[33:40.18]You kidding? We wouldn't have missed it. 你在开玩笑吗？我们不可能会错过的 
[33:45.82]I'm back. 我回来了 
[33:48.12]Okay. Well, excuse me? 好的，失陪一下好吗？ 
[33:53.63]- Well? - You were incredible. -怎么样？ -你真是不可思议 
[33:55.50]You blew them away. 你完全迷住了他们了 
[33:57.13]I can't tell you how great it was to look in the crowd and see your face. 我无法告诉你在人群中 看到你的脸有多棒 
[34:01.17]I mean, did you know you were mouthing the words along with me? 我是说 你知道你嘴巴在跟着我念吗？ 
[34:05.00]- I was not. - No, it's okay. -我没有 -不，没关系 
[34:06.77]It made me feel like a rock star. 那让我觉得很像摇滚巨星 
[34:10.08]Oh, my God. I'm your groupie. 我的天啊 我跟你研究的东西是一样的 
[34:13.51]Hey, I better not find you naked in my hotel room. 我最好不要在房间里 发现你脱光光喔 
[34:20.65]Look, I took it too far. 哎呀，我又扯太远了 
[34:27.09]Hey, I thought you were going to the beach. 我以为你要去海滩 
[34:29.46]- It's raining again. - What? -又在下雨了 -什么？ 
[34:32.20]Would you look at that. 你瞧瞧吧 
[34:34.00]The only time the sun comes out the whole weekend.. 这星期以来 唯一有太阳的时候… 
[34:36.77]is the one hour I'm giving my speech. 就是我在演讲的那个小时 
[34:40.01]Someone up there likes me. 那上头的某人还真喜欢我 
[34:43.98]But people down here are pissed. 但是下面的一些人都气死了 
[34:53.79]I can't believe it's raining again. It's so unfair. 我不敢相信又在下雨了，真是不公平 
[34:56.99]Well, on the bright side, now we won't have to see.. 往好处想就是我们不用看到… 
[34:59.96]all these paleontologists with their shirts off. 那些古生物学家脱掉上衣 
[35:05.47]Not you guys. 不是你们 
[35:08.00]You've got it going on. 你们还不错 
[35:14.07]- What will we do today? - They have a game room downstairs. -我们今天要做什么呢？ -他们楼下有游戏间 
[35:16.94]They have Ping-Pong and stuff. 有兵乓球还有其他的东西 
[35:18.68]Ping-Pong? Honey, they have Ping-Pong. 乒乓球？亲爱的，他们有乒乓球耶 
[35:20.71]- Let's play. - I don't think so. -我们来玩 -我想不好 
[35:24.45]- Why not? - You know how competitive you get. -为什么不要？ -你知道你得失心很重的 
[35:26.79]And while I say it's cute, others disagree, and I'm lying. 我以前说那样很可爱，可是 别人都不同意，而且我在说谎 
[35:31.66]- I'm not always that bad. - Oh, yeah? -我又不是永远都那样糟糕 -是吗？ 
[35:34.59]What happened when we played last time? 我们上次玩的时候发生什么事呢？ 
[35:37.20]I punched you. 我揍了你 
[35:39.80]- And? - Phoebe. -还有呢？ -还有菲比 
[35:43.40]- And? - I clunked your heads together. -还有呢？ -我把你们的头撞在一起 
[36:06.39]- There you are. - Hey. Listen. -你在这里 -嘿，听着 
[36:08.03]As soon as it stops raining, we have got to go snorkeling. 只要一停止下雨 我们一定要去浮潜 
[36:11.86]Some kid told me about this sea turtle. If you blow bubbles in his face.. 有个小孩告诉我有海龟 如果你对着他的脸吹气泡… 
[36:15.74]he chases you. 他会追着你跑喔 
[36:18.34]I'm sorry, I can't. I'm running a discussion group all afternoon. 我很抱歉，我不能去 我整个下午都要主持一个讨论组 
[36:22.94]That's okay. I'll find someone else to do it. 没关系，我找别人去好了 
[36:25.78]I'd do it alone, but.. 我是可以一个人去，但是… 
[36:27.75]I don't know what happens if the sea turtle catches you. 我不知道海龟 如果抓到我会发生什么事 
[36:32.05]You know, I feel so bad. 我觉得很糟糕 
[36:34.29]I haven't seen you this whole trip. Especially last night.. 我整趟旅途都没有跟你在一起 尤其是昨晚… 
[36:37.36]Don't worry about it. It was fine. I had the best time with Rachel. 不用担心，没关系 我跟瑞秋玩的很开心 
[36:40.96]I just felt bad for you, stuck in that room working on Ross' speech. 我只是为你难过 跟罗斯关在房间里赶演讲稿 
[36:45.10]Actually, it turned out to be a lot of fun. 事实上，结果还蛮好玩的 
[36:48.97]Oh, well, at least we're both having fun, right? 那至少我们都过得很愉快，不是吗？ 
[36:54.24]- Is it weird that it's not with each other? - Yeah. -我们不在一起却很快乐，很怪吧？ -是啊 
[36:57.34]A little bit, yeah. 有一点，是啊 
[37:03.82]I think we need to talk. 我想我们需要谈谈 
[37:07.25]Yeah, I think we do. 是啊，我想我们是需要 
[37:12.93]About what? 谈什么呢？ 
[37:17.40]- Come on, you guys, it'll be fun! - All right. -别这样，会很好玩的啦！ -好啦 
[37:20.43]- I'll play if we don't keep score. - Well, then how do we know who wins? -不计分我才要玩 -那我们怎么知道谁赢呢？ 
[37:25.44]- Nobody wins. - So we're just four losers. Super. -没有人会赢 -所以我们是四个输家，太好了 
[37:31.08]- Well, I'm not playing with her. - I'm out. -我不要跟她玩 -我不要玩了 
[37:33.78]- I'll play you. - Okay. -我跟你玩 -好的 
[37:35.85]- You don't know what you're doing. - She gets crazy. -你不知道你在做什么 -她会很疯狂的 
[37:38.58]This scar? That's from Pictionary. 这个疤痕是从猜字游戏来的 
[37:43.29]I think I'll be all right. 我想我会没事的 
[37:45.06]- You want to volley a bit for serve? - Sure, if you want to. -你想要先热身一下吗？ -当然，如果你想要的话 
[37:55.00]Oh, by the way, I'm awesome. 对了，我很厉害的 
[38:00.97]Oh, dear God, there's two of them. 亲爱的上帝，他们俩是一样的 
[38:04.11]- You ready to play? - Hell, yeah. -你准备好要玩了吗？ -当然了 
[38:06.25]- Did you know this about him? - No idea. I thought he was soft like you. -你有看过他这一面吗？ -没有，我以为他跟你一样软弱 
[38:12.35]- Want to make it more interesting? - How much you thinking? -想要更好玩点吗？ -你想要多少呢？ 
[38:15.25]- Ten bucks a game? - Make it 50. -十块钱一局吗？ -加到五十块钱好了 
[38:17.26]- I'll make it 100. - One thousand.. -我加到一百块钱 -一千… 
[38:19.03]Okay! 好了！ 
[38:21.66]We'll flip to see who goes first. You got a quarter? 我们掷铜板来决定谁先开球 你有铜板吗？ 
[38:24.46]No. Either of you girls got a quarter? 没有，你们两个女生谁有铜板呢？ 
[38:28.60]Honey, try to focus the trash talk on him. 亲爱的，把这种骂人的话 都用到他身上 
[38:32.51]- Monica, you call it. - Heads. No, tails! Heads! -摩妮卡，你来猜 -正面，不，背面！正面！ 
[38:35.98]- Tails. - Oh, what are the chances? -背面 -机率有这样低吗？ 
[38:43.48]- My point! - Oh, no, I don't think so. -我得分！ -不，我可不这么认为 
[38:45.48]Standard rules: If at any time a player uses his nonracket-bearing hand.. 根据标准法规定，若参赛者 在任何时间将没握球拍的手… 
[38:49.36]to touch the playing surface, he or she forfeits the point. 碰触到球桌表面，将不算得分 
[38:55.90]He was a lawyer. 他曾经是律师 
[38:59.80]All the East Coast is having beautiful weather. 东岸的天气十分良好 
[39:02.30]In New York, it's 72 and sunny. 在纽约是华氏七十二度 而且阳光普照 
[39:05.00]Weather bitch. 气象婊子 
[39:09.14]It's open. 门没锁 
[39:12.08]- Hi, Joe. - Hey. -嗨，乔伊 -嘿 
[39:14.05]- What? Is everything okay? - Charlie and I broke up. -怎么了？一切都还好吗？ -查莉跟我分手了 
[39:18.18]No. Why? 不，为什么？ 
[39:20.49]Well, she said we have nothing in common. 嗯，她说我们没有任何共同点 
[39:23.42]That's crazy. 这真是胡说 
[39:25.93]No, it's not. We have nothing in common. 不，是真的，我们没有任何共同点 
[39:29.23]- Yeah, that's true. - Yeah. -是啊，没错 -是啊 
[39:31.70]I mean, she should be with someone more like Ross. 她应该跟像是罗斯那样的人在一起 
[39:34.87]You know, I mean he uses all those big words too. 你知道的 他也会用那些很难的字眼 
[39:38.34]- Man, smart people are dull. - Well, hey! -天啊，聪明的人真是无趣 -嗯，是啊！ 
[39:42.51]Okay, Rach. 好了，瑞秋 
[39:45.88]I feel so stupid, you know? Why do I keep going after the wrong girls? 我觉得好蠢，你知道吗？为什么我一直 都喜欢不适合我的女生呢？ 
[39:52.02]- What are you talking about? - Oh, come on. -你在说什么呢？ -喔，少来了 
[39:54.79]I mean, there's you, then there's Charlie. It's like.. What the hell's my problem? 我是说，有你，然后是查莉 这就像是…我到底是哪根筋不对呢？ 
[40:00.39]I just.. 我只是… 
[40:06.37]Okay. Maybe you're not always going after the wrong girl. 或许你并没有都跟 不适合你的女生一起 
[40:12.47]I'm telling you, Rach, Charlie is not right for me. 我告诉你，瑞秋 查莉并不适合我 
[40:15.74]- I'm not talking about her. - Well, then, who? -我不是在说她 -是喔，那是谁呢？ 
[40:18.91]The waitress I went out with last month? 那个我上个月约过的女服务生吗？ 
[40:22.95]- You know what? Forget it. - No, no, no, no. -你知道吗？算了 -不… 
[40:25.22]- Who are you talking about? - No, I don't.. -你是在说谁呢？ -不，我不… 
[40:27.75]I actually don't know who I'm talking about, so.. 事实上我并不知道 我在说什么，所以… 
[40:31.06]- Okay. - Yeah. -好的 -嗯 
[40:33.29]Well, I'm gonna go see if I can get a room for tonight. 我要去看看有没有办法 再订到另一间房间 
[40:36.40]- And I'll see you later. - Yeah, sure. Okay. -待会见 -是啊，好的 
[41:02.69]- You like me? - Okay. -你喜欢我？ -好吧 
[41:05.39]- Let's not make a big thing about this. - It's a huge thing! -我们不要过度渲染这件事 -这是一件大事！ 
[41:08.69]Okay, not working with me, Joe. 你很不合作喔，乔伊 
[41:11.23]Look, here's the thing. Lately, I have been having thoughts. 听着，事情事这样的 最近，我有些想法 
[41:16.87]Musings, if you will. 应该说是冥想 
[41:20.34]- Well, for how long? - Oh, only like a month. -多久了呢？ -大概只有一个月 
[41:23.01]- A month? - Well.. -一个月？ -嗯… 
[41:24.88]Dial it down. Listen, maybe they're crazy thoughts, but sometimes I do. 小声点，或许只是一些疯狂的想法 但是有时候我就是会想啊 
[41:30.58]I have been thinking about, you know, us. 我一直在想我们之间的可能性 
[41:35.96]- Okay, dial it up a little. - Oh, you're right. Okay. -好的，现在音调提高一点 -你说的对，好的 
[41:39.26]- I just have a question. - Shoot. -我只有一个问题 -该死 
[41:41.03]- What the hell are you doing? - I'm not trying to do anything. -你倒底是在做什么？ -我试着不要做任何事 
[41:44.60]It's just, we have such a good time when we're together, you know? 只是当我们在一起时非常地快乐 你知道吗？ 
[41:48.10]And I mean, aren't you just a little curious what it would be like? 你难道都没有好奇过 那会是怎样吗？ 
[41:52.57]Am I curious? I mean, I'm as curious as.. 我好奇过？我就跟… 
[41:56.91]George! 乔治一样好奇！ 
[42:00.78]- Who? - Curious George! -谁？ -好奇乔治阿！ 
[42:03.28]You know, the monkey and the guy with the yellow hat. 那只猴子还有那个戴黄帽的男人 
[42:06.25]- Of course. I remember. - He had a paper route. -我当然记得 -他还有个纸路线图 
[42:08.82]Yeah, he did. 是啊，没错 
[42:10.89]- See, this is what I'm talking about. - No, I know. We're great! -这就是我说的 -我知道，我们棒透了！ 
[42:14.53]But, Rach, no, this can't happen. 但是瑞秋，不，不能这样的 
[42:17.46]Can't it just happen a little bit? 不能有一点点机会吗？ 
[42:23.67]- No! It can't happen at all! - Why not? -不！一点也不行 -为什么不行？ 
[42:27.11]Because, look, no one wants this to happen more than me, okay? 我最希望事情是这样了，好吗？ 
[42:30.98]I have gone over this moment in my head 100 times.. 我在我脑海中已经幻想过 这情节一百次了 
[42:34.58]and not once did I ever say no. 而且我从没拒绝过 
[42:41.62]I couldn't do it to Ross. 我不能这样对罗斯 
[42:45.62]- But that wasn't gonna stop you before. - I know. I know.. -但之前却不是这样 -我知道… 
[42:48.46]but I've thought about it a lot since then, and it just wouldn't be right. 但是在那之后我想了很多 这是不对的 
[42:56.84]I'm sorry. 我很抱歉 
[43:00.81]I'm sorry too. 我也很抱歉 
[43:04.58]- Oh, God, I shouldn't have said anything. - No, no. -天啊，我不应该说出来的 -不… 
[43:07.18]No, no, no, no. Hey, we'll be fine. 别这样，我们没事的 
[43:09.38]- Like you said, it's no big deal. - It's not a big deal. -就像你所说的，这没有什么 -没错 
[43:12.32]- No big deal. - It's so not a big deal. -没有什么 -真的是没有什么 
[43:14.49]- I'll see you later. All right, hey. - Okay, great. -待会见，好啰 -好的，太好了 
[43:37.38]Okay.. 好的… 
[43:51.99]Oh, I'm sorry, I think.. I think that may have missed the table. 真抱歉喔，我想… 我想那可能没有碰到桌面 
[43:56.66]- Oh, do you? - Yeah. -是吗？ -是的 
[43:58.53]- Do you? - Yeah. -是吗？ -是的 
[43:59.87]- Do you? - Yeah! -是吗？ -是的！ 
[44:02.50]- You really find this attractive on him? - Oh, yeah. -你真的认为他这样很有魅力吗？ -是的 
[44:06.01]Are you telling me you're not even a little turned on by Monica right now? 你要告诉我你现在没有 被摩妮卡撩的心痒痒的？ 
[44:16.22]This is the first time in our marriage that I've felt like the more attractive one. 这是婚后我第一次觉得 我是比较有魅力的那一个 
[44:21.05]All right, come on, Mike. You can beat her. 好了，加油，麦克，你可以打败她的 
[44:23.66]Knock that dog off her head. 把她打的落花流水 
[44:29.19]- Damn it! - I sleep with him! -该死的！ -我跟他上床喔！ 
[44:34.13]- Game point. - Don't get too cocky. -关键点 -别太骄傲 
[44:36.67]Remember, I won the last one. 记住上次是我赢的 
[44:38.37]Oh, by the way, how did that feel, losing to a girl? 喔，对了 输给一个女生感觉如何呢？ 
[44:41.71]You should look in the mirror before you call yourself that. 你应该先照照镜子再这样说 
[44:49.05]- No! No! No! - And that's how it's done. -不！不！不！ -而就是这样结束了 
[44:53.15]Okey-dokey. 好了 
[44:54.65]You've each won a game, and I've lost what's felt like a year of my life. 你们都各赢了一局 而我感觉好像是失去了一年的生命 
[44:58.79]Everybody goes home a winner. 每个人都可以跟一个赢家回家 
[45:00.89]- Best of three? - That's what I'm thinking. -三战两胜？ -我就是这样想 
[45:02.86]Should I use my invisibility to fight crime or for evil? 我应该运用我的隐形术 来打击罪犯或是恶魔？ 
[45:08.97]- Serve the ball, chump. - "Serve the ball, chump." -开球吧，木头人 -“开球吧，木头人” 
[45:11.60]Okay, better comebacks, Mike. Better comebacks. 好的，重披战袍会更好，麦克 重披战袍会更好 
[45:19.14]I got it! 我来接！ 
[45:23.15]I'm fine, by the way! 我没事！ 
[45:27.05]I'm just saying, I have a cabin in the Adirondacks. 我是说我在阿尔刚金有间小木屋 
[45:29.96]If you ever want to get away from the city, well, that'd be.. 如果你有想要远离尘嚣 那会是… 
[45:34.59]just nifty. 很不错的 
[45:38.83]Well, I've kind of got a lot on my plate right now. 嗯，我现在事情是蛮多的 
[45:43.94]Not that I wouldn't love a weekend in the country with a strange man. 不是说我不喜欢 跟陌生男人到乡间度周末 
[45:50.24]- Jarvis? - Oh, you're back. -杰维斯？ -喔，你回来了 
[45:54.28]- This is my wife, Nancy. - Well, get out! -这是我老婆，南西 -少来了！ 
[45:59.95]- Ross? Can I talk to you for a minute? - Yes, please. -罗斯，我可以跟你谈谈吗？ -当然了 
[46:07.73]Is he still looking at me? 他还在看我吗？ 
[46:10.10]Yes. 是的 
[46:13.07]- Still? - Yes. -还在看吗？ -是的 
[46:15.80]And his wife's kind of looking at me. 而他老婆好像是在看我 
[46:20.54]So, what's going on? 发生什么事呢？ 
[46:25.28]Well, Joey and I broke up. 嗯，乔伊跟我分手了 
[46:29.65]- Oh, my God. What happened? - Joey is a great guy.. -我的天啊，发生了什么事？ -乔伊是个好男人 
[46:35.22]but we're just.. We're so different. 但是我们就是… 我们很不一样了 
[46:37.96]I mean, like, during your speech, he kept laughing at "Homo erectus." 就像是在你演讲的时候 他一直在笑“直立人” 
[46:41.53]I knew that was him! 我就知道是他！ 
[46:45.56]Anyway, I just.. I think it's for the best. 反正，我只是… 我想这样是最好的 
[46:50.27]- Hey. Hey, you okay? - I guess. -嘿，你还好吗？ -还好 
[46:57.04]There was.. 还有… 
[47:00.18]There was another reason that I thought it was time to end it with Joey. 还有另外一个原因 让我跟乔伊分手的 
[47:05.82]I started to realize that I was having feelings for someone else. 我开始发觉 我对另外一个人有感觉 
[47:13.33]Okay, Geller. Last day of the conference. 好的，盖勒，研讨会的最后一天了 
[47:16.33]You know what happens to the keynote speaker. 你知道主讲人会被怎样的 
[47:18.83]Professor Klarik, we're in the middle of a conversation here. 克雷克教授，我们正在谈话当中 
[47:22.00]- Can't you throw him in the pool later? - Or we could throw you both in now. -不能等会再丢他进游泳池吗？ -或是把你们俩都丢进去 
[47:26.64]Okay, gentlemen, please. Aren't we a little old for this? 男士们，拜托，我们会不会太老了呢？ 
[47:30.24]I mean, we're scientists, all right? We're academics.. 我是说我们是科学家，好吗？ 我们都有学术素养 
[47:33.08]and most importantly, you will have to catch us first. 而且最重要的 你们必须要先捉住我们 
[47:37.35]Go! Go! Go! 跑！跑！跑！ 
[47:48.79]Okay, so it's tied again, 41 to 41. 好的，又平手了，四十一比四十一 
[47:52.93]- Okay, look, enough is enough. - No. -好的，听着，够了 -不 
[47:56.34]- I just have two more points to beat him. - Monica, that was also true an hour ago! -我剩下两分就可以打败他了 -摩妮卡，一小时前你就这样说了！ 
[48:00.51]I mean, please, look at you. 拜托，瞧瞧你自己 
[48:02.31]Your hand is blistered, you can barely stand, your hair is inexplicable! 你的手都起水泡了，你连站都站不住 你的头发真是莫名奇妙！ 
[48:08.68]Phoebe, talk to Mike. Help me out. 菲比，去跟麦克说，帮忙我一下 
[48:10.78]Mike, you win this, you will get the best sex you've ever had in your whole life. 麦克，只要你赢，你将会享受到 你从未享受过的性爱 
[48:18.06]I say to fight crime. 好像是打击罪犯比较好 
[48:30.97]You didn't see us! 你没有看到我们！ 
[48:32.84]Monica? 摩妮卡？ 
[48:37.41]You've already proven you're just as good as he is. 你已经证明你跟他一样好了 
[48:40.98]We missed our dinner reservations, so let's just go upstairs.. 我们已经错过晚餐预约 所以我们就上楼去… 
[48:44.15]order room service, take a shower and shave your head! 点客房服务，洗个澡 然后剃光你的头发！ 
[48:49.02]I can't just walk away. I've put in four hours. 我不能这样走掉 我已经投入四小时了 
[48:52.66]You knew this about me when you married me. 当你娶我的时候 你就知道我是这样的 
[48:54.89]You agreed to take me in sickness and in health. 你答应无论我生病 或是健康都要照顾我的 
[48:58.03]Well, this is my sickness! 这就是我的病！ 
[49:00.80]- What about the obsessive cleaning? - That's just good sense. -那洁癖呢？ -那只是好习惯 
[49:12.34]- You okay? - No, honey, I'm okay. -你还好吗？ -亲爱的，我还好 
[49:14.41]Shake it off. Oh, no shaking. No shaking. No shaking. 甩一甩，哎，不能甩 不能甩，不能甩 
[49:21.89]Oh, my God. I can't play. 我的天，我不能玩了 
[49:25.62]- So you forfeit? - Mike wins? -所以你要弃权？ -麦克赢了吗？ 
[49:29.03]I can't believe it. I lost. 我不敢相信，我输了 
[49:35.73]- No, you didn't. - What? -不，你没有 -什么？ 
[49:39.40]- Because I'm gonna play for you. - You can't do that. -因为我要帮你玩 -你不能这样做 
[49:42.74]It's okay. I don't care which of them I beat. 没关系，我不在乎 到底是打败他们其中哪个 
[49:46.78]Okay, we're taking that paddle home, mister. 好的，我们要把 那个球拍带回家，先生 
[49:54.15]- Honey, you don't have to do this. - Yes, I do. -亲爱的，你没有必要这样做 -是的，我有必要 
[49:56.86]I may not understand why you have to win so badly.. 我或许无法理解 你为什么一定要赢… 
[49:59.29]but if it's important to you, it's important to me. 但是如果这对你很重要 对我就很重要 
[50:02.06]Because I love you. 因为我爱你 
[50:04.63]But you suck. 但是你很逊阿 
[50:09.40]You're welcome, sweetheart. 不客气，甜心 
[50:12.27]All right, let's get this over with. Sudden death. 好的，我们快玩吧，快点受死 
[50:14.87]- Whoever wins this point, wins. - Okay. -赢得这一分的人就算赢了 -好的 
[50:22.41]- Oh, my God. You're good. - It's like watching porn. -天啊，你真棒 -这就像是看色情片一样 
[50:33.16]And that's how it's done. 而这就是这样结束的 
[50:37.80]Oh, my God. Oh, my God. That was so amazing. 我的天啊… 这实在太惊人了 
[50:41.43]Well, when did you..? 嗯，你是何时… 
[50:43.44]Hold on, I almost forgot. Loser. 等等，我差点忘了，失败者 
[50:50.41]- When did you stop sucking? - I never sucked. I just didn't want you.. -你是什么时候开始不逊的？ -我从来就不逊，我只是不想让你… 
[50:53.91]- to know how good I was. - Why? -知道我有多棒 -为什么？ 
[50:56.11]- I don't know. - Well, this is so great. -我不知道 -这真是太棒了 
[50:58.28]- Now we can enter doubles tournaments. - That's why. -现在我们可以参加双打比赛了 -这就是为什么 
[51:10.70]- They still looking for us? - Yeah. -他们还在找我们吗？ -是的 
[51:12.66]The bartender said they split up into two search parties. 酒保说他们分成两组搜索队伍 
[51:15.67]The herbivores and the carnivores. 草食性组跟肉食性组 
[51:19.47]You know, we, as a group, are not the coolest. 我们这一组并不是最酷的 
[51:23.08]Oh, look out. 喔，小心 
[51:30.28]- I don't think they saw us. - I don't think they did. -我想他们没有看到我们 -没错 
[51:32.68]You know, for a bunch of researchers, they sure don't look very carefully. 身为研究家 他们并没有很认真的探索 
[51:42.53]So I started to tell you something earlier. 我刚刚要开始告诉你一些事 
[51:48.37]There was another reason that I realized it was time to end it with Joey. 还有其他的原因 让我跟乔伊分手的 
[51:54.11]I kind of realized I was starting to have feelings.. 我有点惊觉到我开始对某人… 
[51:59.44]for someone else. 有一些感觉 
[52:04.85]And can I ask who? 我可以问是谁吗？ 
[52:08.52]I think you know. 我想你知道是谁 
[52:11.66]I think I know too, but I've been really wrong about this stuff in the past, so.. 我想我也是，但过去我对这种事的判断 都是错的，所以… 
[52:35.58]- I'm sorry, we can't. - All right. All right. -我很抱歉，我们不能 -好的，好的 
[52:40.35]I mean, you just went out with my best friend, you know? 我是说 你才刚跟我最好的朋友交往过 
[52:44.19]I just think it would be a really, really bad idea. 我只是认为这会是个很不好的主意 
[52:51.56]Or not. I mean.. 或许不会，我是说… 
[53:32.07]What? 什么？ 
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