[00:01.76]Guys! Guys! I've got great news. Guess what. 位！各位！ 我有个好消息，猜猜看 
[00:05.23]- Monica's pregnant! - Really? -摩妮卡怀孕了！ -真的吗？ 
[00:09.50]Let's get past the moment. 当我没说过 
[00:11.97]- What's your news? - Thank you. -是什么好消息呢？ -谢谢 
[00:14.08]I got a job in advertising. 我找到一个广告工作了 
[00:17.45]Honey, that's incredible! 亲爱的，这真是太棒了！ 
[00:19.48]Gosh, what's the pay like? 天啊，薪水怎样呢？ 
[00:24.25]Oh, come on, people. 喔，你们，别这样 
[00:26.72]If I don't know who makes the most.. 如果我不知道谁赚最多… 
[00:29.09]how do I know who I like the most? Hi, Joey. 我怎么知道要最喜欢谁呢？ 嗨，乔伊 
[00:33.96]It pays nothing. It's an internship. 没有薪水，是实习的工作 
[00:36.13]We have interns at Days of Our Lives. 《我们的日子》也有实习生 
[00:38.23]Right. So it'll be the same, except less sex with you. 没错，所以是一样的东西 不同的只是不用常跟你上床 
[00:43.27]What do you think they'll have you do there? 你觉得你去那里要做什么呢？ 
[00:45.61]It's a training program, but they hire the people they like. 这只是个训练课程 但是之后他们会聘请他们喜欢的人 
[00:48.94]- That's great! - There's gonna be some grunt work.. -太棒了！ -一定会有些无聊乏味的工作让人讨厌 
[00:52.05]which will stink. A grown man getting people coffee is humiliating. 一个大男人帮大家端咖啡真是羞辱 
[00:58.62]Humiliating and noble. 羞辱，却高贵 
[01:02.12]Thank you. 谢谢你 
[01:05.69]You know, if I didn't already have a job.. 如果我不是早有工作了 
[01:08.03]I would've been good in advertising. 我应该会在广告业做得很好的 
[01:10.33]Ross, you did not come up with: "Got Milk?" 罗斯，“今天喝牛奶了吗？” 不是你想出来的 
[01:13.27]Yes, I did! I did! 是的，是我想的！是我！ 
[01:17.21]I should've written it down. 我应该要把它先写下来的 
[01:21.28]The One With The Mugging 
[00:00.00]
[02:10.33]Where's Chandler? I want to wish him good luck on his first day. 钱德呢？ 我想要祝他第一天上班愉快 
[02:13.80]And I smelled bacon. 而且我也闻到培根香了 
[02:16.93]- He just left. - Who did? -他才刚走 -谁才刚走？ 
[02:21.50]Joey, you're never gonna believe it! She called! 乔伊，你不会相信的！她打来了！ 
[02:24.17]- She did? - You got it! -是吗？ -你得到了！ 
[02:25.87]- I did? - What is she talking about? -是吗？ -她是在说什么呢？ 
[02:27.78]I don't know, but it sounds great! 我不知道，但是听起来倒是挺棒的！ 
[02:30.15]Your agent called. You got that audition! 你的经纪人打电话来 你得到试演的机会了！ 
[02:32.51]- With Leonard Hayes? - Yes! -跟李奥海斯吗？ -是的！ 
[02:34.02]Oh, my God, that is great! It's for a play on Broadway. 我的天啊，太棒了！ 这是百老汇的一出戏 
[02:37.89]And in a real theater. Not that little one underneath the deli like last time. 在一间真的剧院，而不是像上次一样 是在快餐店下面的那种 
[02:42.26]- Is it a good play? - It must be. -是一出好戏吗？ -肯定是的 
[02:44.03]I read it and didn't understand a single word! 因为我读了剧本 而且根本连一个字都看不懂！ 
[02:47.83]- Leonard Hayes is starring in it. - Yeah, and directing. -李奥海斯也会参与演出 -是啊，兼导演 
[02:50.77]He was so good in that movie of Macbeth. 他在《马克白》的演出真是精彩 
[02:53.40]- You saw that? - No, but I saw the previews. -你有看吗？ -没有，但是我看了预告 
[02:57.37]They played it right before Jackass. 他们在《蠢蛋搞怪秀》播出之前有预告 
[03:01.28]- He's done some amazing work. - Oh, yeah. -他做了些挺好的东西 -喔，是啊 
[03:03.31]I loved him in those phone commercials. 我喜欢他的电话广告演出 
[03:05.68]When the monkey hits him in the face with the giant rubber phone.. 猴子用巨形塑胶电话打他的脸 
[03:09.82]Maybe the monkey will be at the audition. 或许猴子也会在试演会上 
[03:11.89]Don't make me more nervous than I already am! 别让我再更紧张了！ 
[03:24.60]- Good morning. - Can I get you a cup of coffee, sir? -早安 -我可以帮您倒咖啡吗？先生 
[03:27.54]Oh, no, no. I'm an intern, just like you guys. 喔，不，我是实习生 就跟你们一样 
[03:30.67]Except for the tie, the briefcase and the fact that I can rent a car. 除了这领带，公事包，还有我已到达 合法年龄可以租车以外 
[03:35.44]Seriously, you're an intern? 真的？你是实习生？ 
[03:37.45]I'm heading in a new career direction and you gotta start at the bottom. 我正在转换职业跑道中 得要从基层做起 
[03:41.72]Dude. 老兄 
[03:44.62]I know I'm a little older than you guys, but it's not like I'm Bob Hope. 我知道我比你们大一些 但不至于像许不了一样 
[03:52.76]The comedian. USO. 从前的一位喜剧演员，“小伯乐” 
[03:56.53]It's U.S.A., sir. 先生，是“老伯”了 
[04:05.91]This is Joey Tribbiani. Joey, these are the producers. 这位是乔伊崔比亚尼 乔伊，这几位都是制作人 
[04:09.11]And as you probably already know, this is Leonard Hayes. 而你或许早就知道了 这位是李奥海斯 
[04:16.22]It is so amazing to meet you. I am such a big fan of your work. 能够见到你真是太惊喜了 我是你的超级影迷 
[04:21.46]I've been blessed with a lot of great roles. 我很幸运能够演出许多很棒的角色 
[04:24.73]Tell me about it, huh? "Unlimited nights and weekends!" 那倒是没错，“不限分钟 不限时数！” 
[04:30.80]Are you making fun of me? Because I am not a sellout. 你是在取笑我吗？ 我可是真的在为他们背书 
[04:34.30]I didn't do it for money. I believe in those phones! 我不是为钱而做的 我相信他们的电话好用！ 
[04:37.14]I almost lost a cousin because of bad wireless service. 一家很烂的大哥大电话公司 害我差点失去一个表哥 
[04:41.74]No, I wasn't making fun of you. I think you were great in those commercials. 不，我不是在取笑你 我认为你在广告里的演出很棒 
[04:46.01]- Really? - Yeah. -真的？ -是的 
[04:47.52]Well, I do bring a certain credibility to the role. 嗯，我倒是真的有说服力扮演那角色 
[04:51.75]Are you kidding? When they shoot you out of that cannon.. 何止如此 当他们拍摄你从火箭筒冲出来时… 
[04:55.76]"Hang up that phone!" “挂掉那个电话！” 
[04:58.66]- One take. - Wow. -一次就拍成 -哇 
[05:02.03]- So shall we read? - Oh, yeah, sure. -那我们要开始了吗？ -喔，是的，当然 
[05:05.20]Top of Act 2. This is my entrance. You got it? 第二幕开始，我会出场，知道吗？ 
[05:12.81]What the hell are you still doing here? 你为什么还愣在这里？ 
[05:18.01]- I think you know. - Bastard! -我想你知道 -浑蛋！ 
[05:20.62]I am what you made me. You know what? I could go right now. 这都是你造成的 你知道吗？我现在就可以走 
[05:24.32]- Go! Go! - I can't. -走！走！ -我不行 
[05:27.16]Oh, I want to, Long Pause.. 喔，我想要，长暂停… 
[05:33.03]but I can't. 但是我不行 
[05:36.03]So sorry. You're not supposed to say "long pause." 很抱歉，但是你不应该说出“长暂停” 
[05:43.71]Oh! Oh, I thought that was your character's name. You know? 喔！喔，我以为那是你角色的名字 
[05:48.31]I thought you were, like, an Indian or something, you know, with the.. 我以为你可能是印地安人 你知道的，名字都是… 
[05:53.55]No. Thank you so much for coming in. We appreciate it. Thank you. 不，谢谢你过来，我们很感激，谢谢 
[05:57.85]You don't want me to do it again? 你不要我再演一次吗？ 
[05:59.85]- I could do an accent. - No. -我可以加上口音喔 -不用了 
[06:01.66]You know, Southern. "l could go right now, mon!" Huh? 你知道的，南方的口音 “我可以现在就走，老兄！”怎样？ 
[06:09.36]My God in heaven. 我的老天爷啊 
[06:12.20]Joey, hang on. Leonard, can we talk to you for a moment? 乔伊，等一下 李奥，我们可以跟你谈一下吗？ 
[06:17.27]Yes? You've got to be kidding. He can't act. 怎样？你是在开玩笑吧 他根本不会演戏 
[06:23.68]I don't care if you think he's hot. 我不在乎你是不是觉得他很帅 
[06:25.55]If you want to sleep with him, do it on your own time. This is a play. 如果你想要跟他上床，随你便 但是这是一场戏剧表演 
[06:30.49]If you insist on this.. 如果你坚持这样… 
[06:32.85]I will call my agent so fast.. 我会马上打电话给我的经纪人 
[06:35.06]on a cell phone connection so clear, he's gonna think I'm next door! 用话质清晰的大哥大打 让他以为我人就在隔壁！ 
[06:40.73]Hi, thank you so much for whispering for my benefit. 嗨，谢谢你这么小声帮我说话 
[06:45.53]Tell me what I did wrong. I'd love to work on it and try it again for you. 跟我说我是哪里不好 我会改进，然后再表演一次给你看 
[06:50.10]And also, how you doing? 还有，你好吗？ 
[06:55.78]Give me another chance. I really want to get better. Please? 再给我一次机会 我真的想要改进，拜托 
[07:01.82]If you want to come back today.. 如果你想要明天再回来 
[07:04.22]- here are my notes. Ready? - Yeah. -这是我的建议，准备好了吗？ -好了 
[07:06.15]- You're in your head. Thinking too much. - I really doubt that. -你在你的脑子里，想太多了 -我真的很怀疑 
[07:12.09]No, no. It's that you're not connected with anything in your body. 不是，你并没有跟你的身体做连结 
[07:16.03]There's no urgency. The scene is a struggle. 没表达出迫切感，这一幕是很挣扎的 
[07:18.40]It's a race. Also, what you did was horizontal. 是一种竞赛，还有 你的表演是水平的 
[07:22.10]Don't be afraid to explore the vertical. 别害怕发掘垂直的情感 
[07:25.47]And don't learn the words. Let the words learn you. 而且不要体会那些文字 让文字体会你 
[07:35.32]Couldn't I just sleep with the producer? 我不能跟制作人睡一睡就好了吗？ 
[07:41.39]我快不行了，快爆炸了 
[07:49.03]Hey, do you want to go to dinner tonight? 嘿，要不要一起去吃晚餐？ 
[07:51.30]I can't. I've got a date with that waitress, Katie. 不行，我要跟那个女服务生凯蒂约会 
[07:55.30]I know we've only gone out, like, twice, but I don't know.. 我们只有出去过好像两次 但是我不知道… 
[07:58.64]- I have a good feeling about her. - Oh, I hear divorce bells. -我对她的印象很不错 -喔，我听到离婚的声音了 
[08:03.81]Give me your wallets, and there won't be a problem. 钱包给我，不然你们就惨了 
[08:06.65]- What? - I have a gun. -什么？ -我有枪 
[08:08.65]Okay, relax, Phoebe. Just stay calm. 好的，不要怕，菲比 冷静一点 
[08:13.79]Oh, my God, I can't find my wallet! 我的天，我找不到皮夹子！ 
[08:18.19]- All right, lady, now give me your purse. - No. -好了，女士，该你把皮包给我了 -不要 
[08:22.10]What do you mean "no"? I knew you'd be my death, Phoebe Buffay! “不要”？你是什么意思？我就知道 我会死在你手上，菲比布菲！ 
[08:27.07]- Lowell, is that you? - Phoebe? -罗威，是你吗？ -菲比？ 
[08:30.10]- Oh, my God! - Unbelievable! Oh, my God! -喔，我的天啊！ -真不敢相信，我的天啊！ 
[08:34.94]I'm sorry. Ross, this is my old friend, Lowell, from the streets! 我很抱歉，罗斯， 这是我街头的老朋友，罗威 
[08:39.58]- Lowell, Ross. - Ross, nice to meet you. -罗威，这位是罗斯 -罗斯，很高兴认识你 
[08:42.22]Yeah, a real pleasure. 是啊，真是高兴 
[08:45.09]It's been so long! Oh, so long. 真是好久了，哇，真久 
[08:48.96]- I can't believe you're still doing this. - I know. But I quit smoking. -不敢相信你还在干这行 -我知道，但是我戒烟了 
[08:52.63]Good for you. 好极了 
[08:54.56]You look like you're doing well. 你看起来好像过得不错 
[08:56.46]I guess your mugging days are behind you. 我猜抢劫的日子对你而言 已经是过去式了 
[08:59.27]Oh, my God. Phoebe, you used to mug people? 我的天，菲比 你以前会抢劫人？ 
[09:04.11]Excuse me, Ross, old friends catching up. 对不起，罗斯 我们老朋友正在叙旧耶 
[09:12.45]- How'd the audition go? - They want to see me again, but.. -试演进行得如何呢？ -他们要我再去，但是… 
[09:16.08]Leonard Hayes did not like me. 李奥海斯并不喜欢我 
[09:18.99]- What happened? - He said I wasn't urgent enough. -怎么了？ -他说我迫切感不够 
[09:22.86]Everything I did was horizontal, and I should be more vertical. 我演的是水平的 应该要垂直一点 
[09:28.93]- He said that I should think less. - Well, so far so good. -他说我应该不要想太多 -喔，目前为止还不错啊 
[09:34.67]Honey, I'm old! 亲爱的，我老了！ 
[09:38.34]I didn't know you were coming home for lunch. 我不知道你要回家吃中饭  
[09:40.21]- Can I get you anything? - Sure, a tube of Polident? -想要来点什么吗？ -当然啰，假牙清洁剂… 
[09:44.25]Some Depends? 包大人纸尿布 
[09:46.41]Birthday wishes from Willard Scott. 白光唱的生日快乐歌 
[09:49.52]What's wrong? 怎么了？ 
[09:50.75]I am so much older than these other interns. I can't compete with them. 我比其他的实习生老太多了 我无法跟他们竞争 
[09:55.02]So you're a little older. 你是年纪比较大一点没错 
[09:56.56]Look at the positive. You have all this life experience. 往好处想，你有更多的生活经历 
[09:59.63]Yes, but I don't think life experience is gonna help me with these. 是的，但是我不认为生活经历 可以帮助我这个 
[10:05.40]Wow! It's like they're on fire! 哇！它们就像着火了！ 
[10:15.74]- What are they? - Prototype sneakers. -这些是什么？ -样品鞋 
[10:18.41]I need ideas on how to sell them. Which I can't do.. 我需要想出该怎么卖 而我办不到 
[10:21.08]because no self-respecting adult would ever wear these. 因为有自尊的成人不会穿这种东西的 
[10:23.92]I'll give you $500 for them. 我给你五百块买下这双 
[10:29.59]- What am I supposed to do? - Come on, sneakers are easy. -我应该怎么办呢？ -别这样，步鞋很容易啦！ 
[10:32.79]- You wear them all the time. - They're not called sneakers anymore. -你也常常在穿啊 -它们现在不叫做步鞋了 
[10:36.66]They're called "kicks" or "skids." I think I heard somebody say "slorps." 改叫“溜鞋”或是“滑轮鞋” 我还听到有人说“轮鞋” 
[10:44.14]They've got wheels that pop out from the bottom so you can roll around.. 它们底部有轮子突出来 让你可以滑来滑去 
[10:48.08]because apparently walking is too much exercise. 因为很显然，走路太耗费体力了 
[10:51.65]"Kids! Kids! Roll your way to childhood obesity!" “孩子们！孩子们！ 向前滑到儿童肥胖区吧！” 
[10:57.92]Kids today have such an easier time getting fat. 这年头小孩子要变胖可真快啊！ 
[11:03.66]Would you help me try to sell these? 你可以帮我卖这些东西吗？ 
[11:06.59]Okay. Have you considered using a girl with huge knockers? 好的，有没有想过用大波霸呢？ 
[11:11.90]That's not what they're looking for. 那不会是他们想要的 
[11:13.97]Hey, that would work on me. 嘿，那对我很有用喔 
[11:16.67]Why do you think I buy Mrs. Butterworth's? 你想我为什么要买津津芦笋汁呢？ 
[11:25.98]（中央咖啡厅） 
[11:29.45]You'll never guess what just happened. 你不会相信刚刚发生什么事 
[11:31.92]- Phoebe and I got mugged! - Are you okay? -菲比跟我被抢了 -你们没事吧 
[11:34.79]Yeah. Phoebe knew the mugger. 没事，因为菲比认识那个抢匪 
[11:38.26]How do you know a mugger? 你怎么会认识抢匪呢？ 
[11:39.83]I'm sorry, I have friends outside the six of us. 不好意思，除了我们六个人之外 我还是有其他朋友的 
[11:44.27]Know how she knew him? Because Phoebe used to mug people. 你知道他们是怎么认识的吗？ 因为菲比以前也是在抢劫别人 
[11:47.60]Seriously? 真的吗？ 
[11:49.47]Well, I'm not proud of it, but, you know.. 我不觉得很光荣，但是你们知道的 
[11:53.17]when I was living on the street and I needed money for food and stuff.. 当我流落街头的时候 我也需要钱买食物之类的东西 
[11:58.61]- That is awful. - I wasn't rich like you guys, okay? -真是太糟糕了 -我不像你们那么有钱，好吗？ 
[12:02.65]I didn't eat gold and have a flying pony. 我没有金汤匙也没有飞天马 
[12:06.95]I had a hard life. My mother was killed by a drug dealer. 我的生活很苦 我妈被毒贩给杀了 
[12:11.29]- Your mother killed herself. - She was a drug dealer. -你妈是自杀的 -她自己就是毒贩 
[12:16.86]It was a good thing she knew him. I was about to do some serious damage. 幸好菲比认识他 否则我会让他死得很难看 
[12:22.04]Okay. 好吧 
[12:25.07]This must have brought back some bad memories for you, Ross. 这一定让你想起不好的回忆，罗斯 
[12:28.31]- Why? - Ross was mugged as a kid. -为什么？ -罗斯小时候被抢过 
[12:31.31]- You were? - Yeah. And it was pretty traumatic. -是吗？ -是的，受到非常严重的创伤 
[12:34.72]It was outside St. Mark's Comics. 就在漫画王外面 
[12:37.05]I was minding my business, seeing what kind of trouble Spider-Man was into. 我正在做我自己的事 看蜘蛛人又惹上什么麻烦了 
[12:42.26]Wonder Woman. 是神力女超人 
[12:45.49]Anyway, I was heading towards this bakery.. 反正，我正在要去面包店的路上 
[12:47.76]to pick up a couple of dozen linzer tortes for someone.. 帮某人买几个蛋糕 
[12:54.24]when out of nowhere, this thug with a pipe jumps out and says: 然后不知道从哪里冒出来的恶棍 拿着一条管子跳出来说… 
[12:57.87]- "Give me your money, punk!" - Oh, my God. -“小子！钱交出来” -喔，我的天啊 
[13:00.34]I know. And the worst part was, they took my backpack.. 我知道，最糟糕的是 他们抢走了我的背包 
[13:03.38]which had all the original artwork I did for my own comic book, Science Boy. 里面有我自己画的漫画，《科学小子》 
[13:09.72]Oh, yeah! What was his super power again? 对啊，他的超能力是什么？ 
[13:12.79]A super-human thirst for knowledge. 一个渴望知识的超人 
[13:17.89]I better get to class. 我要赶去上课了 
[13:19.59]Are there any more of your friends I should look out for? 你还有其他朋友我需要小心的吗，菲比？ 
[13:23.03]No. Actually, you might want to stay away from Jane Street. 没有，事实上 你或许得离詹恩街远点 
[13:26.27]That's where Stabby Joe works. 那是刺客乔的地盘 
[13:32.94]- I think we have a problem here. - What? -我想我们有麻烦了 -怎么了？ 
[13:36.01]Back in my mugging days, I worked St. Mark's Comics. 在我当抢匪的时候 漫画王是我的地盘 
[13:41.28]- Yeah? - A pipe was my weapon of choice.. -是吗？ -我用的武器是管子 
[13:46.02]and preteen, comic-book nerds were my meat. 而且小孩子、漫画书虫 都是我的目标 
[13:50.96]So? 所以呢？ 
[13:52.23]There was one kid who had a sticker on his backpack that said: 有一个小孩子 在背包上有张贴纸写着… 
[13:55.90]- "Geology rocks!" - "Geology rocks!" -“地质学酷毙了！” -“地质学酷毙了！” 
[14:01.24]- Oh, my God! - I know! I mugged Ross! -喔，我的天啊！ -我知道！我抢了罗斯！ 
[14:10.21]- You're late. - I know. I'm sorry. -你迟到了 -我知道，我很抱歉 
[14:12.31]But can I just run to the bathroom? 但是我可以先去上厕所吗？ 
[14:14.28]- No. Leonard doesn't wait. - But I am bursting with Yoo-hoo! -不行，李奥是不等人的 -但是我快尿出来了！ 
[14:19.55]Joey, here we go! Let's go. Very quickly. 乔伊，来吧！ 我们开始，快一点 
[14:22.36]- I really need.. - We must go now, quickly. -我真的想要… -我们现在就得开始，快点 
[14:24.93]- Yeah. Yes, sir. - Ready? -好，是的 -好了吗？ 
[14:28.86]- What the hell are you still doing here? - I think you know! -你还在这里做什么呢？ -我想你知道 
[14:33.60]- Oh, you sick bastard! - I am what you made me! Know what? -喔，你该死的浑蛋！ -这都是你造成的，你知道吗？ 
[14:37.67]- What? - I could go right now. -什么？ -我可以现在就走 
[14:42.61]- Then go. Go! - Oh, I can't. I want to, but I can't! -那就走，走啊！ -喔，我不行，我很想，但是我不行！ 
[14:51.12]Cut. That was good! 停，演得好！ 
[14:54.02]- Very good. You did everything I asked. - I did? -非常精采，你做到我的要求了 -是吗？ 
[14:57.73]Yes. Plus which, you've got this, I don't know, this squirmy quality.. 是的，而且你把这种... 扭曲的特质... 
[15:01.83]you bring to the character I couldn't have imagined. 加入到这个角色中 我想都没想过 
[15:04.70]Here's what we're gonna do: 我们接下来可以这样… 
[15:06.37]Come back tomorrow for the final callbacks. 明天过来参加最后的试演 
[15:09.07]Do all of this, what you got going now. But you know what? 照你今天演的，但是你知道吗？ 
[15:12.37]More. More. Can you do that? 加强，再加强，你可以吗？ 
[15:14.11]Sure. I don't have time to say thank you because I really gotta go! 当然，我没有时间说谢了 我真的得走了！ 
[15:19.91]Look at that! Still in character. I like him. 瞧瞧他！还那么入戏，我喜欢他 
[15:24.05]I plant seeds. I can't explain it. I don't know. 我播了种，快得无法解释 我不知道 
[15:33.06]- Hey. What are you doing? - Putting on the sneakers.. -嘿，你在做什么？ -在试穿步鞋 
[15:36.06]to get in the young mindset, see if it sparks anything. 融入年轻人的世界 看会不会激发出什么点子 
[15:38.93]- Oh, anything yet? - Yes, how's this? -喔，想出什么了吗？ -是的，听听看这个 
[15:41.80]"They're so uncomfortable, it's like getting kicked in the nuts for your feet." “它们舒服到就像是 被脚踢到蛋蛋一样” 
[15:49.84]-Hi! -Hi! -嘿！ -嘿！ 
[16:00.49]You're probably wondering what I'm doing. 你可能很纳闷，不知道我在做什么 
[16:03.39]No, that seems about right. 不，看起来很正常 
[16:05.89]Yesterday at my audition, I had to pee. Apparently, that makes me a good actor. 昨天在试演的时候我好想尿尿 很明显地，那让我演的很棒 
[16:10.90]I got a callback, so I'm drinking everything. Oh, by the way.. 可以参加最后试演 所以我要喝多一点东西，对了 
[16:14.03]that eggnog in our fridge was great! 我们冰箱里面的蛋奶实在太好喝了 
[16:16.60]- Joey, that was formula. - We gotta get more of that. -乔伊，那是特调婴儿奶粉 -我们一定要多买一些 
[16:23.11]These aren't half bad. You should suggest these to Ralph Lauren. 这些东西挺不错的 你应该要向洛夫罗伦推荐 
[16:27.65]Okay, first of all, that's stupid. Second, I'm not allowed to talk to Ralph. 好的，第一，那很蠢 再来，他们不允许我跟洛夫说话 
[16:33.19]All right. I feel younger already. 好的，我已经开始觉得年轻多了 
[16:39.96]Yeah, I think I broke my hip. 我想我摔伤臀部了 
[16:44.83]- Hey, you! - Hey. -嘿，你来了 -嘿 
[16:46.53]Hey. How was class? 嘿，课上得怎样？ 
[16:49.87]No one asks me that. What's wrong? 没有人这样问过我，怎么了？ 
[16:53.17]- Nothing. I really want to know. - Oh. -没事，我真的想知道而已 -喔 
[16:56.38]Well, there was actually a rather lively discussion about the Pleistocene.. 我们针对更新世 有很热烈的讨论 
[17:00.98]All right, nothing is worth this. 好了，我不需要这样折磨自己 
[17:04.69]I have a confession to make. 我有件事需要对你坦白 
[17:07.55]Okay, you know that girl that mugged you when you were a kid? 你记得那个在你小时候 抢劫过你的女生吗？ 
[17:10.96]What are you talking about? It wasn't a girl. It was this huge dude. 你在说什么呢？那不是女生 是个高壮的男生 
[17:16.66]He had a pitchfork and a sword. 他带着草耙，还有一把剑 
[17:22.14]You don't have to lie anymore. I know that it was a 14-year-old girl. 你不需要说谎了 我知道是个十四岁女生 
[17:25.81]- No, it wasn't. - Yes, it was. -不，不是 -是，是的 
[17:27.54]You don't think I would have defended myself against a 14-year-old..? 你认为我不会反抗 一个十四岁女生吗？ 
[17:31.95]- "Give me your money, punk!" - Oh, my God, it was you! -“小子！钱交出来” -我的天，那是你！ 
[17:37.18]I can't believe it. You mugged me? 我真不敢相信，你抢劫我 
[17:41.86]Yeah. And I'm so, so sorry, Ross. I'm sorry. 是的，而且我很抱歉，罗斯 我很抱歉 
[17:45.53]But, you know, if you think about it, it's kind of neat. 但是如果你仔细想想，这倒是有点酷 
[17:50.00]I mean, well, it's just that I've always felt kind of like an outsider. 我是说，我常常觉得我像是个局外人 
[17:54.30]You know, the rest of you have connections that go way back.. 你们其他的人都彼此认识很久了 
[17:58.01]and, you know, now you and I have a great one. 而现在，你跟我也有老交情了 
[18:03.74]It's not the best! 这并不是好事！ 
[18:06.58]I know. Please forgive me. I don't know what to say. 我知道，请原谅我，我不知道该说什么 
[18:10.08]There's nothing you can say! That was the most humiliating thing ever. 你不用说什么！那是我这辈子 最可耻的事了 
[18:14.02]- Even more humiliating than.. - Let's not do this! -甚至比… -我们不要说了！ 
[18:20.33]And then, at the end of the commercial, the girls get out of the hot tub.. 然后在广告结尾，女孩子们离开浴池 
[18:24.23]and start making out with each other. 开始一起亲热 
[18:28.84]That's interesting. 有趣 
[18:31.84]Just one thought: You didn't mention the shoes. 顺便提一下，你没有提到鞋子 
[18:37.68]Who's next? Chandler. 下一个是谁？钱德 
[18:40.98]You start with a guy putting on the shoes. 一开始有个男的穿上这鞋 
[18:43.62]- He's about my age. - Your age? -他大约是我的年纪 -你的年纪？ 
[18:48.22]He's rolling down the street and he starts to lose control. 他在街上滑行着，接着就失去控制 
[18:51.43]Maybe he falls. Maybe he hurts himself. 或许他跌倒了，或者受伤了 
[18:54.13]Just then, a kid comes flying by wearing the shoes. 就在这时候，有个小孩 穿着这双鞋飞过去 
[18:58.03]He jumps over the old guy and laughs. And the line reads: 他跳过那个老男人，然后大笑 接着广告词出现… 
[19:01.80]"Not suitable for adults." “成人不宜” 
[19:05.41]- Well, Chandler, that's great. - Thank you, sir. -钱德，这个很棒 -谢谢你，先生 
[19:09.54]Or, man who's two years younger than me. 或是，比我小两岁的人 
[19:13.81]You see, that has a clear selling point. It appeals to our key demographic. 你们瞧，销售讯息很清楚 抓住了我们主要客户群的心态 
[19:18.79]- How did you come up with that? - I don't know! I don't know! -你是怎么想出来的呢？ -我不知道！我不知道！ 
[19:21.96]I was just trying to get into a young mindset, and stuff started to flow. 我只是设法用年轻的心态去思考 然后点子就出现了 
[19:29.60]- That is great. Good work. - Thank you. -太棒了，做得好 -谢谢 
[19:32.73]We'll see all of you tomorrow. 那我们大家明天见 
[19:44.75]The cold weather hurts my hip. 冷天让我的臀部很痛 
[19:52.29]Hey, Ross. I know you're still mad at me, but can I just talk to you for a sec? 嘿，罗斯，我知道你还在生我的气 但是我可以跟你谈一下吗？ 
[19:58.96]Sure, go ahead. Oh, sorry. Sure, go ahead. 当然，说吧，喔，等等 当然，说吧 
[20:03.80]I just really wanted to apologize again. 我真的想要再次跟你道歉 
[20:07.10]And also show you something I think you'll find very exciting. 而且让你看些 你会觉得很兴奋的东西 
[20:12.11]（街上的垃圾） 
[20:13.64]Oh, my God! "Crap from the street!" 喔，我的天啊！“街上的垃圾！” 
[20:21.72]Look, Ross. In this box.. 听着，罗斯，在这箱子里 
[20:24.48]are all the things I got from mugging that I thought were too special to sell.. 都是在抢来的东西之中 我觉得太特别，而不想卖掉… 
[20:29.22]or smoke. 或是烧掉的东西 
[20:32.73]Anyway, I was looking through it, and I found.. 反正，我在整理时发现了… 
[20:36.40]Science Boy. 《科学小子》 
[20:39.67]Oh, my God! 喔，我的天啊！ 
[20:44.67]I never thought I'd see this again. 我从没想过我会再见到它 
[20:49.54]It's all here! 全部都在里面 
[20:52.98]What made you save it all these years? 你为什么这些年都留着它呢？ 
[20:55.98]I guess I just thought it was really good. 我猜我只是觉得它很棒 
[20:58.62]And maybe it would be worth something one day. 而且或许有一天会很值钱 
[21:01.82]You really thought Science Boy was worth saving? 你真的认为《科学小子》值得收藏？ 
[21:05.53]Yeah. But you should know I also have a jar of Vaseline and a cat skull in here. 是的，但是你应该知道 我还留了一罐凡士林跟一副猫骨头 
[21:13.33]Still, this is amazing! 不管，这还是很令人惊喜！ 
[21:16.50]Oh, my God. Thank you, Phoebe. 我的天，谢谢你，菲比 
[21:18.67]You're welcome. Thank you for Science Boy. I learned a lot from him. 不用客气，谢谢你的科学小子 我从他身上学到很多 
[21:23.68]You're welcome. 不用客气 
[21:28.72]Wait a minute. Did you add something to him? 等等，你有加东西到他身上吗？ 
[21:31.82]Oh, yeah. 喔，是啊 
[21:33.35]You see, the way you drew him.. 你瞧你画他的样子 
[21:35.09]there was no way he was ever gonna get Gravity Girl. 他是不可能会把到地心引力女孩的 
[21:39.06]He looked like a Ken doll in those tights. 他看起来像穿了紧身裤的肯尼 
[21:44.73]What's that? What are you..? 那是什么？你是在… 
[21:48.34]"Is that a beaker or are you happy to see me?" “那是个大杯子，还是 你很高兴见到我呢？” 
[21:54.81]I don't get it. 我不明白 
[21:59.81]- I need an answer! - I can't tell you something I don't know. -我需要答案！ -我无法告诉你我不知道的事 
[22:03.52]- You know! - I don't know! -你知道的！ -我不知道！ 
[22:05.62]- I need an answer now! - You want an answer? The answer is.. -我现在就要答案！ -你要答案吗？答案就是… 
[22:19.37]She never loved me. She only loved you. 她从未爱过我，她只爱你 
[22:22.04]You knew this all along and you never told me? 你一直都知道而你却没有告诉我？ 
[22:24.94]I can never forgive you, or myself. I have nothing to live for. Bang! And scene! 我永远都不会原谅你，或是我自己 我没有活下去的必要了，结束！ 
[22:32.01]Absolutely amazing. 精采得不得了 
[22:36.52]- The part is yours. - Thanks! Now I really gotta go. -这个角色是你的了 -谢谢！现在我得要走了 
[22:40.75]No, wait! Congratulations! You did it. 不，等等！恭喜了！你办到了 
[22:44.86]You did it. You can relax now. Yeah. 你办到了，现在可以放轻松了，是的 
[23:00.64]Wow! That's a big cable bill. 哇！第四台帐单真贵 
[23:04.44]You don't have a job, but you have no problem ordering porn. 你没有工作 可是倒很敢付钱看色情片啊 
[23:09.58]On a Saturday afternoon? 在星期六下午？ 
[23:12.42]I was in the house! 我也在家耶！ 
[23:17.02]Hey. Phoebe didn't by any chance mention that.. 嘿，菲比有没有提到… 
[23:20.43]She was the huge guy that mugged you? Yeah. 她就是那个抢了你的大块头吗？有 
[23:24.10]I see. You didn't happen to tell.. 我知道了，你有没有告诉… 
[23:26.80]- Everybody we know? Yeah. - Great. Thanks. -我们认识的每个人吗？我有 -太好了，谢谢 
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