[00:02.33]You said you'd marry Joey? 你答应要嫁给乔伊？ 
[00:04.93]Okay, you have to realize, I was exhausted, I was emotional. 你要知道我可是累坏了 当时我很情绪化 
[00:08.47]I would have said yes to anybody. 任何人求婚，我都会答应的 
[00:10.34]Like that time when you and I got married. 就像上次你向我求婚一样 
[00:15.34]I'm not helping. 我转不过来了 
[00:17.68]So you said yes to him, and you just had our baby? 你才刚生下我们的小孩 却答应要嫁给他？ 
[00:22.35]That is right. And traditionally, the daddy gives the mommy a present. 没错，而且按照习俗 父亲应该要送母亲一个礼物的 
[00:26.52]But I am prepared to let that go. 但是我不打算跟你计较 
[00:29.79]So when I came here to see if you wanted to maybe start things up again.. 所以当我过来看你 是否愿意重新来过… 
[00:33.80]you were engaged to my best friend? 你已经跟我最要好的朋友订婚了？ 
[00:37.37]Well.. 嗯… 
[00:38.90]Really? 真的吗？ 
[00:40.77]I thought Chandler was your best friend. 我以为钱德才是你最要好的朋友 
[00:43.54]Well, Chandler's my oldest friend. Joey's my.. No! 钱德是我的老朋友 乔伊是我…不！ 
[00:49.54]Hey, I'm gonna take off. I just wanted to say goodbye. 嘿，我要走了 进来说一声再见 
[00:52.38]Rachel said she'd marry you? 瑞秋答应要嫁给你？ 
[00:55.32]This isn't the right room. Sorry, folks. 我走错房间了，不好意思 
[01:00.02]The One Where Emma Cries 
[00:00.00]
[01:52.34]I don't want to be negative. So I'll say most of the signs you bought are good. 我不想太机车，所以我要说 你挑的标语大部分都是很棒的 
[01:58.25]No, they ran out of "It's a Girl!" But I can fix this one. “我是女生！”卖完了 但是我可以处理一下的 
[02:06.45]（我不是男生！） 
[02:08.06]See? Huh? 瞧？怎样？ 
[02:12.79]So sexy. 真性感 
[02:15.46]- Honey? - Yeah? -亲爱的？ -什么？ 
[02:19.63]- Honey, why don't you lie down? - It's okay. -亲爱的，你何不去躺下休息呢？ -没关系 
[02:21.77]Ross and Rachel will be back soon, and then I gotta go to the office. 罗斯跟瑞秋很快就要回来了 然后我得要进办公室 
[02:29.81]Am I producing them? 这是从我嘴里长的吗？ 
[02:33.11]- Why are you so tired? - I couldn't sleep last night. -你为什么这样累呢？ -我昨晚无法入睡 
[02:35.88]I started worrying about this big divisional meeting I have today. 我很担心今天的大型部门会议 
[02:39.09]The more I worried, the more I couldn't sleep. 我越是担心 越是没有办法入睡 
[02:41.59]You know, and then I was, like, "If I fall asleep now, I'll get six hours' sleep. 你知道的，我会想 如果现在睡着，我顶多睡六小时 
[02:45.66]But if I fall asleep now, I'll get five hours' sleep." 但是如果我现在睡着 我顶多睡五个小时 
[02:49.03]No matter what I did, I couldn't fall asleep. 无论我怎么试，就是睡不着 
[02:51.53]You know what you should've done? Told yourself that little story. 你知道你应该做什么吗？ 
[02:53.90]对你自己讲那个小故事 
[02:57.67]- Hi. - Hey. -嗨 -嘿 
[02:59.14]- Welcome home. - Hi. -欢迎回家 -嗨 
[03:00.78]Phoebe did the signs. 标示是菲比做的 
[03:03.14]You guys, thanks for doing this. 你们，真是太谢谢你们了 
[03:07.05]Look at all that stuff people sent. 瞧瞧大家送来的礼物 
[03:10.29]Oh, my gosh. Look, there's something every mother needs. 喔，我的天啊 这正是每个母亲所需要的 
[03:13.52]A giant, stuffed gorilla that takes up the entire apartment. 一个挤爆整间公寓的大型黑猩猩娃娃 
[03:18.13]What are people think..? You guys, I love it. 真搞不懂有些人在想…？ 你们大家，我真是太喜欢了 
[03:24.87]Hey, so where's Ross? 嘿，罗斯在哪呢？ 
[03:26.80]He's downstairs getting the stuff out of the cab. 他在楼下把东西搬出计程车 
[03:29.30]- Is he still mad at us? - Well, you more than me. -他还在气我们两个吗？ -气你多过于我 
[03:32.07]But he can't stay too mad at me. I mean, I just had his baby. 他总不能一直跟我生气 我才刚生下他的小孩耶 
[03:35.31]That's not fair. I can't do that. 太不公平了，我又不会生 
[03:38.48]I'm not sure you should be here when he comes up. 我不知道他上来时 你应不应该在场 
[03:40.98]I didn't think I should be here either. But somebody said he'd be over it. 我也不认为我该在场 但有人跟我说罗斯应该已经释怀了 
[03:45.25]Hey, what do I know? I wanted to get a bigger gorilla. 嘿，我怎么会知道呢？ 我只是想要买大只一点的黑猩猩啊 
[03:54.13]The numbers we're seeing in Chicago, New York and London are solid. 我们在芝加哥、纽约 与伦敦的业绩都很扎实 
[03:57.97]But many of our field offices have reported disappointing yields. 但是我们许多分公司已经呈报衰退 
[04:08.24]Boston is down. Atlanta is down. Houston is down. 波士顿衰退、亚特兰大衰退 休士顿衰退 
[04:11.08]I could go on and on. But instead of boring you.. 我可以一直念下去 但是为了不要让你们觉得无趣 
[04:14.05]I'll go straight to my 42-point plan. 我直接说明我的四十二点计划好了 
[04:27.56]Walter. 华特 
[04:31.17]She's just so cute. 她真是太可爱了 
[04:33.70]I just want to bite her ear off and use it as a sucking candy. 我真想咬下她的耳朵 当成糖果一样吸 
[04:39.41]Phoebe. 菲比 
[04:40.98]But I could take one of those little feet and put it in a pita pocket. 但是我可以把这些小脚 放到面饼里面 
[04:46.18]- Okay. I put most of the stuff away. - Oh, great. The pacifiers? -好了，我把大部分的东西都放好了 -喔，太好了，奶嘴呢？ 
[04:49.78]- It's in the cupboard. - The burping cloths? -在柜橱里 -打嗝围兜？ 
[04:53.05]- Linen closet. - The diapers? -毛巾橱里 -尿布？ 
[04:56.06]In the hospital. 在医院 
[04:59.19]- Wow, you guys got a hospital? Fancy. - No, I left the diapers at the hospital. -哇，你们有间医院？真酷 -不，我把尿布忘在医院了 
[05:04.27]There's some in the bag, but I'll run out and get some more. 在袋子里面还有一些 但是我现在就出去多买一些 
[05:07.20]All right, thanks. 好的，谢谢 
[05:08.60]Could you stop at the coffeehouse and get me a muffin? 经过咖啡屋时可以帮我买个松饼吗？ 
[05:11.07]- Sure. What kind? - Let me think. -当然，什么口味的？ -让我想想 
[05:14.61]What do I want? 我要什么口味呢？ 
[05:17.55]What do I want? 我要什么口味呢？ 
[05:20.32]Please, take your time. It's an important decision, not like.. 请你慢慢想 这是非常重要的决定，不像是… 
[05:23.42]say, I don't know, deciding to marry someone. This is about a muffin. 决定要嫁给谁那样简单 这是松饼喔 
[05:30.93]- Blueberry. - Blueberry it is. -蓝莓的 -好吧，蓝莓 
[05:33.03]Thank you. 谢谢你 
[05:36.16]Wow, he's not letting this go, is he? 哇，他还在记恨，对吧？ 
[05:38.33]God, how long do you think that's gonna last? 天啊，你觉得这会持续多久呢？ 
[05:40.84]I don't know. He got over the "We were on a break" thing quickly. 我不知道，他倒是对“暂时分手一下” 那件事，释怀的挺快的 
[05:46.07]You know what, I can't worry about it right now. 你们知道吗？ 我现在无法去担心那件事 
[05:48.64]Because I've got the cutie little baby. 因为我有了这个可爱的小宝贝 
[05:53.15]I can't believe how much I love her. I mean, I can't get enough of her. 我无法相信我是这样的爱她 我是说，我太爱她了 
[05:57.42]Like, right now? I miss her. I actually miss her. 就像现在，我好想她 我真的好想她 
[06:00.82]You know, that's her? 你知道吗？她就在这里 
[06:04.86]I know. I know, but she's sleeping. 我知道，但是她在睡觉 
[06:07.96]It's not like when she's awake and I can see her stretch and wiggle. 如果她醒着，我就可以看她扭来扭去的 
[06:12.07]Oh, my God, have you seen her yawn? 喔，天啊，看到她打哈欠没？ 
[06:14.00]- It's so cute. - I know. -真是太可爱了 -真的是 
[06:18.07]When do you think she's gonna wake up? 你们觉得她什么时候会醒来？ 
[06:20.07]She told me to ring her if she's not up by 11. 她告诉我，如果她十一点还没醒 要我打电话给她 
[06:22.71]She has a job interview. 她有个面试要去 
[06:29.25]Okay, but the clouds part when she yawns. 好的，但是当她打哈欠时 乌云都消散了 
[06:34.39]God, look at her sleeping. I love her so much. 天啊，瞧她睡着的样子 我好爱她 
[06:38.99]- I think I'm gonna wake her up. - Rach, no. -我想我要把她吵醒 -瑞秋，不要 
[06:41.16]You know, you're never supposed to wake a sleeping baby. 你永远都不应该吵醒熟睡的婴儿 
[06:44.30]Well, I can do whatever I want. I made her. 我可以高兴怎样做就怎样做 她是我生的 
[06:48.24]Come on, little girl. Yes. Hello, Emma. Hello. Hi. 来吧，小女孩 是的，哈啰，艾犸，哈啰，嗨 
[06:58.01]Well, I would say I told you so, but she's kind of doing that for me. 我应该说我早就告诉过你了 但是她已经帮我说了 
[07:02.85]I'm sorry. Mommy's so sorry. Go back to sleep. 我很抱歉，妈咪很抱歉 再睡吧 
[07:06.15]Go back to sleep. 再睡觉吧 
[07:08.72]- It breaks your heart, doesn't it? - It really does. -这真是令人心疼，不是吗？ -没错 
[07:13.39]How long do you think we have to stay? 你认为我们还要呆多久？ 
[07:18.07]Okay, if everyone's onboard, it's settled. 好了，如果每个人都各就各位 那就搞定了 
[07:20.64]Chandler? 钱德？ 
[07:28.94]- Chandler? - Yeah. -钱德？ -怎样 
[07:30.28]Are you onboard? 你要就位了吗？ 
[07:33.41]Yes. 是的 
[07:35.78]Well, then problem solved. Chandler will run our office in Tulsa. 那么问题就解决了 钱德会负责我们在土尔沙的办公室 
[07:39.45]You're gonna love Oklahoma. 你会喜欢奥克拉荷马的 
[07:45.69]All right. We already tried feeding her, changing her, burping her.. 好了，我们已经喂过她了 换过尿布、帮她打嗝了… 
[07:49.63]Try this one. "Go back in time and listen to Phoebe." 试试看这个 回去听听菲比的话吧 
[07:55.87]- All right, here's something. - What? -好了，试试看这个 -什么？ 
[07:57.81]It says to try holding the baby close to your body.. 这里说试着把婴儿抱起，贴近身体… 
[08:00.37]and then swing her rapidly from side to side. 然后快速的左右摇 
[08:04.05]Okay. 好的 
[08:14.19]It worked! 太有效了！ 
[08:17.66]No. Just stopped to throw up a little bit. 不，只是让她吐了一点奶 
[08:22.33]Mon, what am I gonna do? 摩妮卡，我应该怎么办呢？ 
[08:23.87]It's been hours, and it won't stop crying. 已经好几个小时了 它就是哭个不停 
[08:28.67]- She, Rach. Not it. She. - Yeah. I'm not so sure. -她，瑞秋，不是它，是她 -是喔，我可不太确定了 
[08:34.18]- Oh, my God, I'm losing my mind. - Yeah, no kidding. -喔，我的天啊，我快疯了 -是啊，说得没错 
[08:37.38]All right, this just proves no good can come from having sex with Ross! 这正好证明跟罗斯做爱 绝对没有好事会发生 
[08:46.15]Hey, Gunther. Can I get a couple of blueberry muffins to go? 嘿，阿甘，我要外带几个蓝莓松饼 
[08:50.53]- Diapers, huh? - Yep. -尿布，是吧？ -是的 
[08:52.73]So I guess Rachel had your baby? 我猜瑞秋生下你的小孩了 
[08:55.36]- Yep. Can you believe it? - Nope. -是啊，你能相信吗？ -不能 
[08:59.23]I can't even believe she slept with you in the first place. 首先我就不能相信 她竟然会跟你上床 
[09:05.41]You mean, like.. 你是说，像是… 
[09:15.05]Hey. 嘿 
[09:18.79]I know you're pissed at me, but we have to talk about this. 我知道你生我的气 但是我们必须谈一谈 
[09:21.82]Actually, we don't. 事实上我们不需要 
[09:25.06]Fine. Okay. But I gotta say, technically, I didn't even do anything wrong. 随便，但是我要说 技术上而言，我并没有做错什么 
[09:30.57]What? You didn't do anything wrong? 什么？你并没有做错什么？ 
[09:33.90]- I said I didn't technically. - Okay. -我说是技术上而言 -好的 
[09:37.74]Let's put aside the fact that you "accidentally".. 我们暂时不管你“不小心”… 
[09:40.21]picked up my grandmother's ring and you "accidentally" proposed to Rachel. 捡起我祖母的戒指，然后又 “不小心”跟瑞秋求婚 
[09:44.95]Can I just stop you there for a second? 我可以先打断你一下吗？ 
[09:47.08]When people do this: 当有人做这个动作时… 
[09:48.65]I don't really know what that means. 我真的不知道是什么意思 
[09:56.79]You were saying? 你刚刚说什么？ 
[09:58.26]And I could even understand that you couldn't tell Rachel. 我还可以谅解你没有跟瑞秋解释 
[10:02.13]But why couldn't you tell me? You had all day to, and you didn't. 但是为什么你没有告诉我呢？ 你有一整天可以说，你却没有 
[10:06.37]I know. I should've. "I'm sorry." 我知道，我应该说“我很抱歉” 
[10:15.98]Not using it right, Joe. 你用错地方了，乔伊 
[10:19.15]"I'm sorry." “我很抱歉” 
[10:24.29]- I'm gonna go. - No, come on. -我要走了 -不，别这样 
[10:25.82]- Ross, we have to get past this. - Give me the bag. -罗斯，我们必须要放下这件事 -把袋子给我 
[10:28.16]No, I don't know what else to do. I said I'm sorry, now.. 不，我不知道还能怎样 我已经道歉了，现在… 
[10:31.53]Now you should scream at me or curse me or hit me. 现在你应该对我吼叫、咒骂 或是打我 
[10:34.70]- I'm not gonna hit you. - You'll feel better. I'll feel better. -我不会打你的 -你会比较好过，我也会比较好过 
[10:37.97]You know you want to, I can see it in your eyes. 你知道，你想打我 我从你眼中看得出来 
[10:41.84]- I don't. - A little bit. -我不想 -有一点 
[10:43.27]- No. - Little bit. -不想 -有一点 
[10:46.31]- No. - A little bit more. -不想 -多一点了 
[10:48.68]- Give me the bag. Give me the bag. - No, hit me. Hit me. -把那个袋子给我，把袋子给我 -不，打我，打我 
[10:51.48]- Give me the bag. I'm not kidding. - Hit me. -给我袋子，给我袋子 -打我 
[10:53.78]- No. - Hit me. Hit me. Hit me! -不 -打我，打我，打我！ 
[11:08.10]- You ducked! - I'm sorry! It was a reflex! -你闪开了！ -我很抱歉！这是反射动作！ 
[11:11.67]- Oh, my God! This really hurts! - I couldn't help it. -喔，天啊！真的好痛！ -我不得不闪哪！ 
[11:15.27]When a fist comes at your face, you duck. Look. 当有拳头要打上你的脸 你会闪啊，瞧 
[11:21.24]What is the matter with you? 你是怎么搞的？ 
[11:23.98]You were supposed to duck! Why didn't you? 你应该要闪的！为什么没闪呢？ 
[11:26.25]Let's talk on the way to the hospital. 我们去医院的路上再谈 
[11:28.42]Good. Yeah, maybe while we're there, they can check your reflexes. 好，是啊，或许当我们过去的时候 他们可以检查一下你的反射神经 
[11:47.77]- Try feeding her again. - I already fed her. -再喂她看看 -我已经喂过了 
[11:50.94]I know. That's why I said, "Again!" 我知道，所以我说“再” 
[11:54.78]You guys, we can't turn on each other, okay? 你们，我们不可以窝里反，好吗？ 
[11:57.21]That's just what she wants. 这正是她想要的 
[12:00.21]- Hi. - Hey. -嗨 -嘿 
[12:02.32]I told you you shouldn't have let her watch Terms of Endearment. 我告诉过你别让她看《亲情关系》 
[12:06.19]- Can I talk to you outside? - Just stay here. -我们可以到外面谈谈吗？ -待在这里 
[12:08.96]I'm gonna check her diaper. Phoebe, you want to come? 我要去检查她的尿布 菲比，你要不要一起来呢？ 
[12:11.53]I'm kind of part of this. 这事与我也有关 
[12:16.66]Actually, it's a husband-and-wife kind of thing. 事实上，这是夫妻两人之间的事 
[12:19.20]I knew I should've married Chandler. 我就知道我应该嫁给钱德的 
[12:23.40]- Okay, what's up? - Okay. -好了，怎么回事呢？ -好的 
[12:26.31]You know we said it would be fun to move to Paris for a year? 我们曾经讨论过如果能搬到巴黎 住一年一定会很棒 
[12:29.24]And you could study French cooking, and I could write.. 你可以学习法式烹饪 我可以写作… 
[12:32.08]and we could picnic along the Seine, and go wine-tasting in Bordeaux. 我们可以在塞纳河畔野餐 去波尔多品酒 
[12:36.55]- Yeah. - Okay. -是啊 -很好 
[12:38.85]You know how people say that Tulsa.. 你知道有些人说土尔沙… 
[12:43.86]is the Paris of Oklahoma? 就像是奥克拉荷马州的巴黎吗？ 
[12:48.56]What? Who says that? 什么？是谁说的？ 
[12:51.13]People who have never been to Paris? 那些从没去过巴黎的人说的 
[12:54.54]- Well, what's going on? - We're moving to Tulsa. -到底是怎么回事？ -我们要搬去土尔沙了 
[13:01.44]- Excuse me? - Okay. -你说什么？ -好吧 
[13:03.94]Ms. McKenna, she kind of works above my boss. 我老板的上司，麦肯纳小姐 
[13:06.91]- I think you actually met her. - Don't care. Get back to Tulsa. -我想你应该见过她 -我不在乎，快说土尔沙是怎么回事 
[13:10.15]She asked me to move to Tulsa and be president of our office there. 她要我搬到土尔沙 去当那边分公司的总经理 
[13:13.92]And I was sleeping and apparently said yes. 我当时正在打瞌睡，然后 显然我是答应她了 
[13:17.36]- Tulsa, Oklahoma? - The Sooner State. -奥克拉荷马州的土尔沙？ -早到者之州 
[13:22.43]Whatever that is. 不管那是什么东东 
[13:24.60]Chandler, I don't even want to see the musical Oklahoma. 钱德，我连歌舞剧《奥克拉荷马》 都不想看 
[13:27.97]"Oh, What a Beautiful Morning, " "Surrey With the Fringe on Top"? “喔，美妙的早晨” “坐在马车上头”（奥剧内容） 
[13:31.01]Are you trying to tell me we're moving to Oklahoma or that you're gay? 你是在说我们要搬去奥克拉荷马 还是说你是同性恋？ 
[13:38.25]I don't think I can get out of this. 我想我可能躲不掉了 
[13:40.31]- Oh, my God! - But you don't know.. -喔，天啊！ -但是你不知道… 
[13:42.82]it could be like Paris. You can still take a cooking class.. 土尔沙可能会像巴黎一样 你还是可以在当地的大学… 
[13:45.82]at Oral Roberts University. 上烹饪课 
[13:49.36]All right, not that this matters, but did they at least offer you a huge raise? 好吧，这些都没关系 但至少他们有帮你加薪吧？ 
[13:53.33]No. But they are going to lease us a Ford Focus. 没有，但是他们会 帮我们租一台福特小车 
[13:59.43]- I'll get out of it. - Thank you. -我会试着脱身 -谢谢 
[14:02.80]- What is wrong with Emma? - She misunderstood. -艾犸是怎么了？ -她误会了 
[14:04.84]She thought she was moving to Tulsa. 她以为是她要搬到土尔沙 
[14:11.58]Ma'am, do you have a minute? 请问您现在有空吗？ 
[14:14.38]I kind of have some bad news. I don't think I can move to Tulsa. 我有些坏消息 我想我不能去土尔沙了 
[14:19.29]- What? - It's a funny story, actually. -什么？ -事实上这是件很好笑的事 
[14:24.73]I kind of fell asleep in the meeting this morning. 我在今天早上的会议上睡着了 
[14:28.30]So when I said I'd move to Tulsa, I didn't really know what I was saying. 所以当我说我可以搬到土尔沙时 我根本不知道我在说什么 
[14:32.03]You fell asleep? 你睡着了？ 
[14:33.40]But only because I was up all night worried about this meeting. 但那是因为我整晚为会议担心而失眠 
[14:36.24]Isn't that funny? 是不是很好笑呢？ 
[14:39.51]Irony. Not a fan? All right. 很讽刺，不好笑？好吧 
[14:44.11]See, here's the thing. 好吧，事情是这样的 
[14:45.65]I went home and told my wife about Tulsa, and she won't go. 我回家告诉我老婆土尔沙的事 但是她不想去 
[14:49.28]See me, I love Tulsa. Tulsa is heaven. Tulsa is ltaly. 至于我，我爱死土尔沙了 土尔沙是天堂，土尔沙是意大利 
[14:53.32]Please don't make me go there. 拜托别逼我搬去那里 
[14:55.59]- Chandler, I.. - I know that you're upset.. -钱德，我… -我知道你很不高兴… 
[14:58.73]but I just.. I would really rather just stay here. 但是我只是… 我真的宁可留在这里 
[15:04.06]Not here in your office.. 不是说在你的办公室这里… 
[15:06.13]here at the company.. 而是在这里的这间公司 
[15:08.14]where I'm rapidly feeling unwelcome. 我在这里超有归属感的 
[15:12.07]No, look, Carol. Can I call you Carol? 听着，凯萝 我可以叫你凯萝吗？ 
[15:17.21]Why would I when your name is Elaine? 我真不应该 因为你的名字是依莲 
[15:24.79]What a great picture of your son. Strapping. 你儿子拍得真棒，雄壮威武 
[15:29.39]That's a picture of your daughter, isn't it? 是你女儿的照片，对吧？ 
[15:32.66]Well, she's lovely. I like a girl with a strong jaw. 她真是甜美 我喜欢有坚毅下巴的女孩 
[15:39.03]I'll call you from Tulsa. 我会从土尔沙打电话给你的 
[15:45.77]Hey. So how is it? 嘿，怎样呢？ 
[15:48.48]- I broke my thumb. - Your thumb? -我的拇指断了 -你的拇指？ 
[15:54.92]That's weird. Are you sure you're punching right? 真是奇怪，你确定 你出拳的方式是正确的吗？ 
[15:57.82]Make a fist. 握拳 
[16:01.16]Maybe later. 或许等一下好了 
[16:03.32]Ross, I feel terrible. 罗斯，我觉得很糟糕 
[16:05.23]You know what, you can go. I just have to fill out some forms. 你可以走了 我只要填一些表格就可以了 
[16:14.44]You want me to help you with that? 需要我帮忙吗？ 
[16:16.47]Why, does it look like I'm having trouble with my misshapen claw? 为什么？我看起来像是没办法 使用我的畸形爪子吗？ 
[16:23.71]Name? 姓名？ 
[16:27.18]No, I know Ross. But what's it short for? 我知道罗斯 但是那是什么的简称呢？ 
[16:30.22]You know, like Rossell. 你知道的，像是罗素 
[16:32.89]Or Rosstrophor. 或是罗斯多福 
[16:37.02]Just Ross. 就是罗斯 
[16:40.19]It's pretty. 好名字 
[16:42.90]- Okay, date of birth? - You know my birthday. -好了，生日呢？ -你知道我生日的 
[16:46.40]Sure. 当然 
[16:48.90]May.. tember? 五…九月？ 
[16:53.37]- October 18. - Occupation? Dinosaurs. -十月十八日 -职业？恐龙 
[17:00.11]Actually, I'm a paleon.. Dinosaurs is fine. 事实上我是古生物… 恐龙也可以啦 
[17:06.05]The drawing is not. 图画的并不是 
[17:12.39]All right, who do you want as your emergency contact? 好了，紧急联络人是谁呢？ 
[17:16.73]- Rachel, I guess. - Okay. Relationship? -瑞秋，我想应该是吧 -好的，关系呢？ 
[17:20.20]Boy, this could take a while. 天啊，这可能要花上一点时间 
[17:26.27]- Just put roommate. - Come on. -写室友 -少来了 
[17:28.58]You guys are more than that. You're gonna get together, right? 你们比室友还更进一步 你们要在一起了，不是吗？ 
[17:32.28]I don't think that we are. 我不认为我们有要在一起 
[17:36.38]But you two are supposed to be together. 但是你们应该要在一起的 
[17:38.75]Well, I thought so too. But then she said she'd marry you. 我也这样想过 但是她却答应要嫁给你 
[17:42.32]Come on, Ross, that didn't mean anything. 别这样，罗斯 那根本没有什么 
[17:44.79]She'd just had the baby. She was freaked out about doing it alone. 她才刚生产完吓坏了 要独自扛起一切 
[17:47.83]- She would have said yes to anybody. - Yeah, that's what she said. -任何人求婚，她都会答应的 -是啊，她也是这样说 
[17:52.07]- So? - So I don't want to be just anybody. -所以呢？ -所以我不想要当任何人 
[17:58.64]- Wow. - You know what? -哇 -你知道吗？ 
[18:00.34]It's better this way anyway. 反正这样也比较好 
[18:04.75]I don't know what I was thinking, going down that road again with us. 我不知道我在想什么 再回到之前的关系 
[18:07.82]It's just much easier if we're just friends who have a kid. 如果我们纯粹做朋友，只是有个小孩 那事情就会简单多了 
[18:13.69]- Really? - Yeah. -真的吗？ -是啊 
[18:16.12]- And you're okay with that? - Yes. That's what we always planned. -你这样没关系吗？ -是啊，这本来就是我们的计划 
[18:20.03]And if you have a plan, you should stick to it. 如果你有计划，你就应该照计划执行 
[18:22.76]That's why they call them plans. Hello? 这就是计划的意义，不是吗？ 
[18:28.70]I'm fine. 我没事的 
[18:31.34]Hey, for what it's worth.. 嘿，关于瑞秋… 
[18:33.27]with Rachel, I don't think you'll ever be just "anybody." 我不认为你会只是“任何人”而已 
[18:38.05]Hey, there you go. 嘿，你做对了 
[18:42.52]"Thanks." “谢谢” 
[18:49.72]Oh, my God. How long has she been crying? 喔，天啊，她哭多久了？ 
[18:53.36]About a week and a half. 大约一个半星期 
[18:56.03]Well, it looks like you guys got it under control, so I'm just gonna go. 看起来你们都已经处理好了 所以我先回去了 
[19:01.87]No? Really? Misery really does love company? 不好吗？真的？ 一定要有人共享悲惨命运吗？ 
[19:05.31]All right. 好吧 
[19:08.38]- Try holding her a different way. - Look, I'm doing the best I can. -试着用另一种方式抱她 -我已经尽力而为了 
[19:12.18]- Anyone else is welcome to try. - All right, I'll try. Fine. -任何人都欢迎来试试看 -好吧，我来试试看 
[19:15.52]- Yes. Okay. Okay. - Here you go. -好了，好的，好的 -抱去吧 
[19:18.02]Hey. Oh, gosh. 嘿，喔，天啊 
[19:20.89]Nothing works with this child! 这小孩什么都没用！ 
[19:24.22]God, what am I gonna do, you guys? I can't even comfort my own baby. 天啊，我该怎么办呢？ 我根本照顾不了我自己的孩子 
[19:28.33]- I'm the worst mother ever. - No, you're just new at this. -我是史上最糟的母亲 -不，你只不过是不熟悉罢了 
[19:31.20]You'll get better. Think about your first day at work. 你会克服的 想想你第一天上班的时候 
[19:34.60]That couldn't have been easy, but you figured that out. 那也不是很简单的事 但你也摆平了啊 
[19:37.34]Yeah, I don't think dressing provocatively is going to help me here! 是啊，我不认为穿得辣一点 对现在的情况会有帮助！ 
[19:42.24]- God, just please take her. - Okay, I'll take her. Come on. -天啊，请帮我抱一下 -好，我来抱，来吧 
[19:46.05]Oh, boy, I have to go to the bathroom. 喔，天啊，我要去上一下厕所 
[19:49.15]I have to go scream into a pillow. 我要去枕头堆里吼一吼 
[19:55.86]Bouncy. Bouncy baby. Bouncy baby. 活泼，活泼的宝贝，活泼的宝贝 
[20:00.13]Oh, baby, baby. Oh, baby, baby. 喔，宝贝，宝贝，喔，宝贝，宝贝 
[20:05.13]Oh, baby, baby, baby. 喔，宝贝，宝贝，宝贝 
[20:10.17]Have I gone deaf? 我聋了吗？ 
[20:14.81]It worked. Oh, baby, baby, baby. Oh, baby, baby, baby. 有效了，喔，宝贝，宝贝，宝贝 喔，宝贝，宝贝，宝贝 
[20:20.98]You must be a fireball in bed! 你在床上一定像个火球！ 
[20:25.32]I can't believe it. She's asleep. I got her to go to sleep. 我不敢相信，她睡着了 我让她睡着了 
[20:31.29]I have actual magical powers. 我真的有神奇的魔力 
[20:35.66]I can hear traffic and birds. 我可以听到汽车跟鸟叫声 
[20:38.33]I can hear the voices in my head again. 我又再度听到我脑海中的声音了 
[20:42.97]I'm kidding. 开玩笑的 
[20:47.98]Oh, my God! You got her to stop crying! 喔，我的天！ 你让她不再哭了！ 
[20:52.01]Yes, I did. I'm Monica, super aunt. 是的，我办到了 我是超级姑姑摩妮卡 
[20:56.65]- You are the official baby-crier stopper. - Yes, I am. -你是正式的婴儿止哭专家 -是啊，我正是 
[21:01.49]- You're never leaving the apartment. - Say what? -你永远都不能离开这间公寓了 -什么？ 
[21:05.23]That's your new job, day or night. She starts crying, I need you here. 这是你的新工作，日夜兼顾 只要她一哭，我就需要你在这里 
[21:09.73]- No, no, no. - Thankfully, you don't need me at all. -不，不，不 -很庆幸，你一点都不需要我 
[21:13.63]So okay. Hey, super aunt? See you later. 那么，嘿，超级姑姑 下次见啰 
[21:17.94]Rachel? Let's give it six to eight months. 瑞秋，我们试试看六到八个月 
[21:30.45]Okay, so listen, I'm gonna go lay down. 好的，听着，我要去睡一下 
[21:34.05]What? 什么？ 
[21:35.32]The book says whenever she's sleeping, I should be sleeping. 书上说只要她一睡 我也应该要睡 
[21:38.39]So.. 所以… 
[21:41.70]Thank you. 谢谢你 
[21:46.47]Hey. 嘿 
[21:48.50]- We just got her to go to sleep. - So there can't be any yelling? -我们才刚让她睡着 -所以现在不能大声吼叫啰？ 
[21:54.78]No. 没错 
[21:59.58]- We're moving to Tulsa. - What? -我们要搬去土尔沙了 -什么？ 
[22:05.85]I can't.. I can't hear. 我…我听不到 
[22:14.53]- Hey. - Hey. Where have you been? -嘿 -嘿，你去哪了？ 
[22:20.57]- What happened to you? - I had a little thing with Joey. -发生什么事了？ -我跟乔伊打了起来 
[22:24.27]If you think this is bad, you should see him. 如果你认为这很糟糕 你应该看看乔伊 
[22:28.04]No, Ross, this is not good. 不，罗斯，这真的很糟 
[22:30.54]We have to talk about this Joey thing. Please sit. 我们必须谈谈乔伊这件事，请坐下 
[22:38.09]All right, you have got to get over this Joey thing. 好了，你必须放下乔伊这件事 
[22:42.22]Okay? I never really wanted to marry Joey, okay? 好吗？我从未真的 想要嫁给乔伊，好吗？ 
[22:49.16]Okay. 好的 
[22:52.10]You know what I really, really want? 你知道我真的很想、很想要什么吗？ 
[22:56.90]What, Rach? 什么？ 
[23:00.07]I wanna sleep. 我想要睡觉 
[23:03.64]I wanna eat. I wanna take a shower. 我想要吃东西，我想要洗澡 
[23:09.25]I mean, before she wakes up, and we gotta do this all over again. 我是说，她醒来以后 我们又有得忙了 
[23:13.59]- Right. - I mean, because I got news for you. -没错 -因为我必须告诉你 
[23:17.02]Emma: not easy. 艾犸，一点都不好带 
[23:21.09]Well, that's what I'm here for. 那正是我在这里的用意 
[23:28.20]- You want me to get that? - No, that's really okay. -你要我去吗？ -不，真的没关系 
[23:31.44]- Monica? - Got it, got it, got it, got it. -摩妮卡？ -来了，来了，来了 
[23:45.45]I've been thinking about this. And I gotta tell you, it's not my fault. 我一直在想 而且我要告诉你，这不是我的错 
[23:49.29]- It's a natural instinct. - What are you talking about? -那是自然的本能 -你们在说什么？ 
[23:52.13]Okay, what would you do if I did this? 好吧，如果我这样你会怎么做？ 
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