[00:05.07]- Where's Mon? - She's at home.. -摩妮卡呢？ -她在家… 
[00:06.84]putting up decorations for Rachel's birthday party tonight. 帮瑞秋今晚的生日派对做布置 
[00:09.90]- You're not helping? - I tried.. -你不用帮忙吗？ -我有试过… 
[00:12.24]but apparently singing "I Will Survive" in a helium voice, not helping. 但是很明显地，用假音唱 “我会活下去”并没有帮助 
[00:18.58]- Hey, guys. - Hey. -嘿，你们好 -嘿 
[00:23.32]Don't say that loud. Gunther's gonna want to hug me. 别说那么大声，阿甘会过来抱我的 
[00:28.62]Good news, everyone. We finally found a nanny. 好消息，我们终于找到保姆了 
[00:30.96]- This is Molly. Molly, Chandler, Joey. - Hi. -这位是莫莉，莫莉，钱德，乔伊 -嗨 
[00:36.13]Somebody's getting a little fussy. 有人有点不高兴喔 
[00:38.80]You're damn right I am. I've been waiting for a cookie for seven minutes. 你说的没错，我就是不高兴 我已经等饼干等了七分钟了 
[00:43.44]Okay. You know what, I'm just gonna take her outside. 好了，我想我带她出去好了 
[00:45.94]- No, you stay. I'll do it. - Okay. Thank you. -不，你留下来，我去 -好的，谢谢 
[00:48.44]- Nice to meet you guys. - Yeah, you too. -很高兴认识你们 -是啊，我们也是 
[00:52.48]- Wow, Molly's just great. - Yeah. -哇，莫莉真的很不错 -是啊 
[00:54.88]Yes, bravo on the hot nanny. 是啊，真棒，请了个辣保姆 
[00:58.35]- What? You really think she's hot? - Are you kidding? -什么？你真的觉得她很辣吗？ -你看不出来吗？ 
[01:01.56]If I wasn't married, she'd be rejecting me right now. 如果我未婚，她现在就在拒绝我了 
[01:07.16]Joey? 乔伊？ 
[01:08.53]How do you think she's doing? 觉得她的姿势怎样？ 
[01:12.50]Am I the only one that doesn't think she's hot? Ross? 我是唯一不觉得她辣的吗？罗斯？ 
[01:15.90]- I mean, she's not unattractive, but.. - Right. -我觉得她不算是没有魅力，但是… -没错 
[01:19.91]but hot? 但是算辣吗？ 
[01:22.78]Thank you. 谢谢你 
[01:26.85]Now that Rachel's gone? 瑞秋走了，说吧？ 
[01:28.35]So hot, I cried myself to sleep last night. 她真辣，我昨晚是哭着入睡的 
[01:33.72]The One With Phoebe's Rats 
[00:00.00]
[02:23.04]Hey, Mike, what's the capital of Peru? 嘿，麦克，秘鲁的首都是哪呢？ 
[02:25.34]- Lima. - No. -利马 -不是 
[02:29.94]It starts with a V and ends with an X. 是V开头X结尾的字 
[02:33.08]And hopefully with a T-O in the middle. 然后最好中间有T跟O 
[02:37.49]You know, come to think of it, the capital of Peru is "Vtox." 我仔细想想之后，我想秘鲁的首都 应该叫做“VTOX” 
[02:43.22]- Oh, God! - What? -喔，天啊！ -怎么了？ 
[02:44.73]Okay. I don't want to freak you out or anything.. 好了，我不想要吓坏你 
[02:47.16]but I just saw a rat in your cupboard. 但是我刚在柜子里看到一只老鼠 
[02:49.26]Oh, yeah. No, that's Bob. 喔，是喔，那是霸柏 
[02:53.57]Well, he's your pet rat? 是你的宠物鼠吗？ 
[02:55.60]Well, not so much a pet as, you know, an occasional visitor.. 不太算是，只是偶尔会来拜访  
[02:58.41]who I put food out for. Kind of like Santa. 我有时候会喂他 有点像圣诞老公公 
[03:04.61]Except Santa doesn't poop on the plate of cookies. 除了圣诞老公公 不会在饼干盘里便便以外 
[03:08.65]You can't keep a rat in your apartment. They're unsanitary. 你不能在公寓里养老鼠 那很不卫生的 
[03:11.75]I mean, they transmit leptospirosis and hantavirus. 我是说，他们可能会 传染细螺旋体病或是汉他病毒 
[03:14.96]- What are those? - I don't know.. -那是什么？ -我不知道 
[03:16.66]but they don't sound like spa treatments. 但是听起来可不像是水疗吧 
[03:19.29]- You have to get rid of it. - Okay, fine. -你必须要处理掉他 -好啦 
[03:22.00]If it means that much to you, I'll get rid of Bob. 如果你这么在乎，我会处理掉霸柏的 
[03:24.50]Thank you. 谢谢你 
[03:26.33]It's so weird you think he's so gross, yet you're willing to eat his crackers. 真奇怪，你觉得他很恶心 却又在吃他的饼干 
[03:37.65]- Hello. - Hello. -哈啰 -哈啰 
[03:39.68]Gavin, I just want to say thank you again.. 盖文，我想再次跟你道谢 
[03:42.62]for watching Emma yesterday during the presentation. 谢谢昨天帮我照顾艾犸 
[03:45.79]I really owe you an apology. 我真的需要跟你道歉 
[03:47.96]- For what? - When we first met, you know.. -道什么歉？ -当我们第一次见面时，你知道的… 
[03:50.86]I thought you were pompous and arrogant and obnoxious. 我以为你是自负、高傲又讨人厌的人 
[03:54.63]Is this your first apology? 这是你的第一个对不起吗？ 
[03:57.43]No, I just mean, you know, first impressions don't mean anything. 不，我是说第一印象 通常不是很重要的 
[04:00.84]And I think you're a really good guy. And I'm sorry that I misjudged you. 而我认为你是个好男人 很抱歉我错看了你 
[04:05.97]- Morning. - Hello. -早安 -哈啰 
[04:08.48]But you know what? Hey, new day, new leaf. 但是你知道吗？ 新的一天，新的开始 
[04:11.81]I am just really, really happy.. 我只是真的很高兴… 
[04:16.72]I'm sorry. Obviously, Heather's ass has something more important to say.. 我很抱歉，很明显地，海瑟的屁股 有更重要的事要对你说 
[04:19.95]so I'll just wait till it's finished. 我先让它说完好了 
[04:23.19]- What? - I was giving you an apology.. -什么？ -我正在跟你道歉… 
[04:25.33]and you were totally checking her out. 而你一直在打量她 
[04:27.53]I wasn't. I'm in fashion. I was looking at her skirt. 我没有，我是在时装业工作 我只是在看她的裙子 
[04:31.67]Or was it pants? I didn't really see what happened below the ass area. 还是裤子呢？我并没有看清楚 屁股以下的部位 
[04:37.21]Wow, you are really.. You're really a creep. 哇，你真的是… 你真是小人 
[04:39.91]What do you care if I was looking at her? 就算我是在看她，你又在乎什么呢？ 
[04:42.21]Are you jealous? 你是在忌妒吗？ 
[04:43.75]Oh, yeah. I'm jealous. 喔，是啊，我好忌妒 
[04:45.58]"Oh, Gavin. Please, please look at my ass." “喔，盖文，拜托请看看我的屁股” 
[04:50.22]Stop looking at my ass! 不要看我的屁股！ 
[04:52.89]I mean, I just think you are totally inappropriate. Okay? 我只是认为这样的行为是不妥的 
[04:55.79]This is a work environment. She's your subordinate. 这是工作场所，她是你下属 
[04:59.39]But it was okay when you slept with your old assistant, Tag? 但是你跟你前助理泰格上床 却是可以的？ 
[05:03.06]That is totally different for two reasons. 那是不一样的事，因为两个原因 
[05:06.50]One: I didn't know that you knew that. 一：我不知道你知道这件事 
[05:11.24]And two: I wasn't some creep staring at his ass. 二：我不是盯着他屁股看的小人 
[05:15.04]We had a.. We had a deep, meaningful relationship. 我们有很深入、有意义的交往 
[05:21.28]What was Tag's last name? 泰格姓什么？ 
[05:23.22]It was.. 姓… 
[05:26.72]Oh, my God. 喔，我的天 
[05:28.76]He didn't.. He didn't.. He didn't have a last name. 他没有…他没有… 他没有姓 
[05:32.46]It was just Tag, you know, like Cher or.. 只是叫泰格而已，你知道的 就像雪儿或是… 
[05:38.53]you know, Moses. 摩西一样 
[05:42.44]But it was a deep, meaningful relationship. 但是那是很深入、有意义的交往 
[05:45.07]You know what? My first impression of you was absolutely right. 你知道吗？我对你的第一印象 完全正确 
[05:48.24]You are arrogant. You are pompous. Morgan! Morgan! 你很高傲，你很自负 摩根！摩根！ 
[05:51.18]- Tag's last name was Morgan! - It was Jones. -泰格姓摩根！ -是琼斯 
[05:54.28]What are you, his boyfriend? 你是谁啊？他男朋友吗？ 
[05:59.25]（中央咖啡厅） 
[06:00.92]- Man, I wish I had a nanny like you. - You mean when you were a baby? -天啊，我希望我有个像你一样的保姆 -你是说在你小时候吗？ 
[06:05.19]Sure. 当然 
[06:09.83]Would you stop staring at her? 你可不可以别再盯着她看？ 
[06:12.37]I wasn't staring. 我没有盯着 
[06:14.34]I was leering. 我是斜眼瞄着 
[06:17.31]What's the big deal with her? 她有什么了不起的呢？ 
[06:19.34]Maybe she's attractive in an obvious kind of way. 或许她有很抢眼的魅力 
[06:22.64]Yeah, obvious beauty's the worst. 是啊，很抢眼的魅力最糟糕了 
[06:26.11]You know, when it's right there in your face. 你知道的，当它就显现在你面前时 
[06:28.88]Me, I like to have to work to find someone attractive. 我比较喜欢渐渐去发掘一个人的魅力 
[06:31.85]Makes me feel like I earned it. 让我感觉像是我辛苦得来的 
[06:34.86]Looks like Joey's doing all right with her. 看起来乔伊好像跟她处的不错 
[06:37.39]Yeah. Hey, that was nice of you guys to back off.. 嘿，你们两个这次愿意退让出… 
[06:39.79]and let Joey get the girl for once. 让乔伊去泡她，真是好心 
[06:44.20]- I'm gonna take her to the apartment. - Okay. I'll be home right after work. -我要带她回去了 -好的，我下班之后就回去 
[06:47.97]- Okay. - Okay, bye, Emma. -好的 -好的，艾犸再见 
[06:50.67]I love you. 我爱你 
[06:54.21]- Bye. - Bye. -再见 -再见 
[06:55.74]They've elected me to talk to you about the baby talk. 他们推派我来跟你说 你模仿婴儿说话的事 
[06:58.38]It's not so good. 大家不是很喜欢 
[07:01.02]I think it's sweet. 我觉得挺可爱的 
[07:03.38]Bye, Emma! 再见，艾犸 
[07:07.36]Hey, listen, Joey. About Molly, I would really prefer if you didn't go after her. 嘿，乔伊，关于莫莉 我希望你不要去动她 
[07:12.56]- Why not? - It took months to find a good nanny. -为什么不行？ -因为我们花了好几个月才找到好保姆 
[07:15.76]And I wouldn't want anything to, you know, drive her away. 而我不希望有任何事情让她离开 
[07:19.83]So you think I'm just gonna sleep with her.. 所以你认为我只会跟她上床 
[07:22.04]and never call her again, and things are gonna get uncomfortable? 之后就不再打电话给她 让一切都变得很尴尬吗？ 
[07:25.51]Yeah, that sounds about right. 是啊，听起来好像也对 
[07:28.51]Come on, there are plenty of other women out there. 别这样，外面到处都是女人 
[07:31.01]Just forget about her, okay? She's off-limits. 忘了她好吗？她不是你可以要的 
[07:36.18]Oh, man! What'd you have to go and say that for? 天啊！你为什么要这样说呢？ 
[07:39.45]Now that you told me I can't have her, makes me want her even more! 你这样说之后，我就更想要她了 
[07:43.96]- What are you, a child? - Yes! -你还是小孩啊？ -是的！ 
[07:47.20]It's true. He's like a little boy, like Ben. 没错，他就跟小孩一样，像班 
[07:50.43]Just think of him as a really, really, really horny Ben. 想像他就是很色、很色、很色的班 
[07:56.90]No! 不对！ 
[08:00.17]Look, Joey, come on now. For me, please. 听着，乔伊，别这样，为了我，拜托 
[08:02.88]Just try to focus your sexual energy on someone else. 把你的性能量转移到别人身上 
[08:08.25]Fine. 好啦 
[08:17.69]Take me home. 带我回家吧 
[08:30.07]Do you want a piece of this? 你想被书K吗？ 
[08:35.64]- Hey, Mikey. - Hey, Phoebe. -嘿，麦克 -嘿，菲比 
[08:38.25]- What are you doing? - Setting rattraps. -你在做什么呢？ -放捕鼠器 
[08:40.88]- To kill Bob? - No. No, to test his neck strength. -要杀霸柏吗？ -不是，只是测试一下他脖子有多硬 
[08:45.69]No, I don't want to kill him. I thought we were gonna capture him.. 不，我不想杀死他 我以为我们要活抓他 
[08:49.09]and, you know, set him free in the countryside.. 然后到乡下把他放生 
[08:51.89]where he could meet a friendly possum.. 让他可以认识友善的大老鼠 
[08:53.96]and a wisecracking owl. 还有爱说笑的猫头鹰 
[08:57.20]- Okay, okay. I'll throw away the traps. - All right, I'll find Bob. I'll get him. -好了，我把捕鼠器丢掉 -好，我会找到霸柏，我会抓到他的 
[09:01.10]Bob? Bob? 霸柏？霸柏？ 
[09:05.41]Robert? 罗伯特？ 
[09:09.48]Wait, I think I hear him. 等等，我听到他的声音了 
[09:12.81]Oh, my God! Bob had babies! Bob's a mom! 天啊！霸柏生小孩了！ 霸柏当妈妈了！ 
[09:18.29]We'll have to think of a new name. 我们得替她改名字了 
[09:20.05]I don't know, I kind of like "Bob" for a girl. 我不知道，我喜欢“霸柏”当女生名字 
[09:22.69]No, no. I mean, I'm not sure that we.. 不不，我是说我不确定我们… 
[09:27.60]Oh, my God. We killed Bob? 天啊，我们杀了霸柏吗？ 
[09:31.70]Well, maybe it wasn't Bob. Maybe it was a mouse. 或许不是霸柏，或许只是只老鼠 
[09:34.50]Susie? 苏西？ 
[09:42.74]That's it? 就这样？ 
[09:44.15]It's over? 结束了吗？ 
[09:46.18]Who shot J.R.? 谁杀了小杰？ 
[09:48.98]Who shot J.R.? 谁杀了小杰？ 
[09:52.49]I have got to get a job. 我得要找份工作了 
[09:56.59]What's up? 怎么了？ 
[09:59.79]Seriously, dude. Three years ago. 真的，老兄，三年了 
[10:03.76]Listen, can you do me a favor? I'm gonna be out today. 听着，你可以帮我一个忙吗？ 我今天要出去 
[10:06.87]Can you keep an eye on Joey.. 你可以帮我看着乔伊 
[10:08.40]make sure nothing happens between him and Molly? 确保他跟莫莉之间不会出事吗？ 
[10:11.21]- You don't trust him? - Well, no. -你不相信他吗？ -嗯，不相信 
[10:13.54]Some woman who sounded a lot like Joey called earlier.. 昨晚有个听起来 很像乔伊的女人打电话来 
[10:16.41]and asked for her daughter, the "hot nanny." 要找她那个叫做“辣保姆”的女儿 
[10:21.05]Is this your long-term plan, for me to run interference? 你打算让我长期干预他们吗？ 
[10:23.92]Because I could get a job any day now. 我可能随时都会找到工作的 
[10:27.76]You do appear right on the cusp of something. 你在职场上可真是炙手可热 
[10:31.53]Look, come on, man. I'm sure he'll lose interest in a week or two.. 听着，拜托 我确定他一两星期就会没兴趣了 
[10:35.00]but for now, could you please just do this for me? 但是现在，你可以帮我这个忙吗？ 
[10:37.70]Fine, but don't blame me if it doesn't work. 好啦，但是如果失败可别怪我喔 
[10:39.73]Because you know once Joey sets his mind on something.. 因为你也了解，乔伊一旦下定决心 
[10:42.50]more often than not, he's going to have sex with it. 无论如何，他都会把她搞上手的 
[10:47.41]Well, I mean, we've gotta do something. Okay? 那我们得要做点什么，不是吗？ 
[10:50.28]Nannies like her don't grow on trees. 像她那样的保姆是不会 凭空出现在树上的 
[10:56.45]- Picturing that tree? - I am, yes. -在想像那棵树吗？ -是的，没错 
[11:06.26]Where you going, Joe? 你要去哪？乔伊 
[11:12.87]For a walk. 去散步 
[11:14.84]You mind if I join you? 我也去好吗？ 
[11:17.14]Actually, I'd rather be alone. You know, I really need to organize my thoughts. 事实上，我想要一个人去 我真的需要理清一些想法 
[11:23.54]Your thoughts? 一些想法？ 
[11:26.11]Plural? 复数的？ 
[11:29.02]All right, fine. I only have one thought. 好啦，我只有一个想法 
[11:33.25]It's about the hot nanny! I gotta see her! 就是关于那个辣保姆！我必须见到她！ 
[11:36.36]- I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Joe. - Now you're saying I can't see her? -恐怕我不能让你去，乔伊 -你是说我不能见她？ 
[11:40.06]You're killing me! She's forbidden fruit! It's like, like.. 你是在害死我！她是禁果！这就像… 
[11:44.77]like she's the princess and I'm the stable boy. 她是公主而我是马童 
[11:49.40]Look, I know. She's the most beautiful woman in the world. 听着，我知道她是世上最漂亮的女人 
[11:52.67]I can hear you. 我听见了 
[11:54.61]Could you set my pillow and blanket on the couch for me, please? 你可以帮我把枕头跟毛毯 铺到沙发上吗？ 
[12:00.38]Why are you doing this, huh? 为什么你要这样？ 
[12:02.85]Did Ross tell you not to let me go over there? 是不是罗斯要你别让我过去的呢？ 
[12:05.45]Yes, as a matter of fact, he did. So I can't let you go. 没错，事实上就是 所以我不能让你过去 
[12:09.02]Interesting. Now there are obstacles. 有趣，现在出现阻碍了 
[12:13.83]Hot nanny and me against the world! 辣保姆跟我一起抵抗全世界！ 
[12:17.03]This is the stuff great novels are made of. 这就像伟大的爱情小说 
[12:19.37]- Great novels? - Fine. Mediocre porn. -伟大的爱情小说？ -好啦，二流的情色书刊 
[12:26.84]- Gavin Mitchell's office. - Rachel Greene's office. -盖文米丘办公室 -瑞秋葛林办公室 
[12:29.11]Give me that phone. 电话给我 
[12:32.11]Hello, this is Rachel Greene. How can I help you? 哈啰，我是瑞秋葛林 可以为您效劳吗？ 
[12:36.92]Okay then. I'll pass you back to your son. 好的，我会把电话传给你儿子 
[12:42.06]Hey, Mom. No, that's just my secretary. 妈，不是，她只是我的秘书 
[12:48.00]Excuse me, Gavin. I have a question I need to ask you. 对不起，盖文 我有个问题必须要问你 
[12:51.13]Mom, I'll call you later. Yeah. 妈，我再回电给你，是的 
[12:54.50]- Yes? - If you like looking at butts so much.. -怎样？ -如果你那么喜欢看屁股… 
[12:58.04]why don't you just go look in a mirror? 你何不自己去照镜子呢？ 
[13:02.38]Thank God you finally said that. 感谢上帝，你终于说了 
[13:03.94]I saw you make a note on your pad three hours ago. 三个小时前我就看到 你写在笔记本上了 
[13:10.28]- Man, I really bug you. Don't I? - Oh, no. Please.. -天啊，我真的惹你厌，是不是？ -喔，不，拜托… 
[13:12.82]I don't care about you enough to bug me. 我根本不在乎你，更别提讨厌你 
[13:14.82]In fact, from now on, I'm going to take the high road.. 事实上，从现在开始 我会表现的很有格调 
[13:18.53]and I'm going to be very, very nice to you, you mama's boy.. 而且我会对你非常好 妈妈的乖宝宝… 
[13:22.16]starting right now. 从现在开始 
[13:25.80]- Hey, Rach. - Hi. -嘿，瑞秋 -嗨 
[13:27.40]- Ready for your birthday lunch? - I am. -准备好要吃生日午餐了吗？ -好了 
[13:29.40]But first, Monica, I would like to introduce you.. 但是首先，摩妮卡 我想要介绍你认识… 
[13:32.64]to my very talented colleague and more importantly.. 我非常能干的同事，而且更重要的是… 
[13:35.98]my wonderful friend, Gavin Mitchell. 我的好朋友，盖文米丘 
[13:39.05]- Pleased to meet you. - Pleased to meet you. -幸会 -幸会 
[13:40.98]Are you coming to Rachel's party? 你会来参加瑞秋的派对吗？ 
[13:42.75]Oh, no, no, no, no. Gavin can't. He already has plans.. 喔，不不不不，盖文没有办法 他已经有计划了 
[13:46.29]most likely with his mother. 应该是要去看他妈妈 
[13:49.36]I don't mind. I'll cancel them. I would never miss my secretary's birthday. 我不介意，我可以取消 我不想错过我秘书的生日 
[13:55.76]Why did you invite him? I can't stand that guy! 为什么你要邀请他？ 我无法忍受那个男的！ 
[14:00.13]- You were being so nice to him. - I was faking it. -你看起来跟他很好啊 -我是装出来的 
[14:02.77]Can't you tell when I'm being fake? 你难道看不出来我是装的吗？ 
[14:05.84]Hey, Mr. Phillips. Nice suit. 嘿，菲利浦先生，很好看的西装 
[14:08.38]Right there. That was so fake! 抓到了，真是好假！ 
[14:20.86]Hey, Chandler, which do you like better.. 嘿，钱德，你比较喜欢… 
[14:23.12]the tuna tartare or the mushroom empanadas? 鲔鱼派还是烤蘑菇饺？ 
[14:27.33]- The pile of raw fish, or the tacos? - Oh, the tacos. Definitely, the tacos. -一堆生鱼还是墨西哥手卷？ -喔，手卷，当然是手卷 
[14:35.54]I still can't believe you invited Gavin. 我真不敢相信，你邀请了盖文 
[14:37.74]He is just the last person I want to see. 他是我最不想见到的人 
[14:40.77]You're welcome for the party. I'm glad you're having a good time. 安排派对的事，不用跟我客气 我很高兴你喜欢 
[14:44.51]I hope he doesn't show up. Of course he won't, the guy hates me. 我希望他不要出现 他当然不会，他讨厌我 
[14:48.35]- Does he? - What? -是吗？ -什么？ 
[14:50.85]Maybe he keeps bothering you so much because he likes you. 或许他一直惹你生气 是因为喜欢你 
[14:54.05]It's like in first grade when Skippy Lange would push me.. 就像在小学一年级的时候 史基蓝吉会推我… 
[14:56.92]because he secretly had a crush on me. 其实是因为他在暗恋我 
[14:59.59]Monica, you think Skippy liked you? 摩妮卡，你以为史基喜欢你吗？ 
[15:03.00]Honey, all those boys had a bet to see if he could knock you over. 亲爱的，所有的男生都在打赌 看他是不是有办法撂倒你 
[15:08.30]- She's out. I'm gonna take her home. - Okay. Thank you. -她睡了，我带她回去 -好的，谢谢 
[15:11.57]Bye, sweetheart. 再见，甜心 
[15:16.78]Do you see what all the guys see in her? 你有在她身上看到 那些男人看到的东西吗？ 
[15:19.51]Wouldn't kick her out of bed. 不会想要踢她下床的 
[15:22.58]No more vodka for me. 我不可以再喝伏特加了 
[15:25.89]Hey, Rach. So can I sing "Happy Birthday" to you now? 嘿，瑞秋，现在可以 唱生日快乐歌了吗？ 
[15:28.52]- Yeah, sure. - All right. -当然可以 -好的 
[15:33.73]See you later. 待会见 
[15:36.73]Hey, Rach. Somebody got you shoes. 瑞秋，有人送你鞋子 
[15:38.73]Give me! 给我看！ 
[15:41.07]- Wow. Wow. Oh, my God! - Careful! Careful! -哇哇，我的天啊！ -小心！小心！ 
[15:46.74]These are my rat babies! 这些是我的老鼠宝宝！ 
[15:51.81]Yeah. We have rat babies now. 是啊，我们现在有老鼠宝宝了 
[15:56.78]You brought rats to my birthday party? 你带老鼠来参加我的生日派对？ 
[16:00.65]So this is what a stroke feels like. 我感觉像是中风一样 
[16:03.79]Well, I had to bring them. We killed their mother. 我必须要带着他们 我们杀了他们的妈 
[16:06.29]They're our responsibility now. 他们现在是我们的责任了 
[16:08.70]You know, they require constant care. You should know that, you're a mother. 你知道的，他们需要一直被照顾 你应该知道的，你自己也是母亲 
[16:14.50]Are you comparing my daughter to a rat? 你把我女儿跟一只老鼠做比较？ 
[16:17.60]No. Seven rats. 不，是七只 
[16:21.14]We should take them home. We need to feed them. 我们应该带他们回家了 他们需要吃东西了 
[16:23.61]You're gonna leave my party to take care of a box of rats? 你因为要照顾这盒老鼠 而离开我的派对？ 
[16:26.61]Well, I'm sorry, Rachel, but I'm not like you. Okay? 嗯，我很抱歉，瑞秋 但是我不像你，好吗？ 
[16:29.15]Not everyone can afford help. 不是每个人都请得起帮手的 
[16:39.23]Hey, where the hell are Joey and Molly? 嘿，乔伊跟莫莉去哪了？ 
[16:41.33]I asked you to watch them. 我要你看住他们的 
[16:43.03]I'm sorry. I got a little preoccupied. 我很抱歉，我有点分心了 
[16:46.67]Look, we have to stop them before something happens. 听着，我们要在发生事情前阻止他们 
[16:50.04]Right behind you, big guy. 我会跟随你的，大哥 
[16:54.51]So you see, Molly, what people don't understand.. 所以你瞧，莫莉 人们不了解… 
[16:57.01]is that acting is a discipline. It takes a lot of hard work. 演戏是一种纪律，是很辛苦的工作 
[17:00.88]- So where'd you study? - I didn't go to college. -所以你是在哪里学的？ -我没有上大学 
[17:03.98]- No, where'd you study acting? - Molly, people don't study acting. -那，是从哪里学会演戏的呢？ -莫莉，演戏不是学来的 
[17:12.73]Molly, do you mind giving us just a minute? 莫莉，可以让我们谈几分钟吗？ 
[17:16.73]- Sure. I'll go check on Emma. - Thanks. -当然，我去看艾犸 -谢谢 
[17:20.93]Will the stable boy never get the princess? 马童就不能得到公主吗？ 
[17:24.34]What do you think you were gonna do, have sex with her here on my couch? 你以为你是在做什么？ 在我家沙发上跟她作爱？ 
[17:28.71]No. The leather sticks to my ass. 不，沙发皮会黏住我的屁股 
[17:33.25]This isn't fair. What makes you think I'm gonna sleep with her.. 这实在不公平，你凭什么认为 我会跟她上床… 
[17:36.68]and then blow her off, huh? 然后就抛弃她呢？ 
[17:38.22]Can't you guys open your minds to the possibility that I actually like her.. 你们难道不能敞开心胸接受 或许我是真的喜欢她… 
[17:42.82]and might want something real? 而且要的是真感情？ 
[17:46.23]Look, the truth is, I haven't felt this way about anyone since Rachel. 听着，事情是，自从瑞秋之后 我就没有对任何人有过这种感觉了 
[17:51.53]Okay? I didn't think I could ever love again. 好吗？我以为我不能再爱人了 
[17:55.70]- Come on! - Joe! -少来了！ -乔伊！ 
[18:03.54]Hi. Is Molly here? 嗨，莫莉在吗？ 
[18:06.08]Yeah, yeah. Come on in. Molly? 在，请进，莫莉？ 
[18:08.28]- Hey. Guys, this is Tabitha. - Hey. -嘿，各位，这位是塔比莎 -嘿 
[18:15.06]- I'll see you tomorrow. - Okay. -明天见 -好的 
[18:27.80]Well, Joey, I guess we have no problem. 嗯，乔伊，我猜我们没事了 
[18:33.21]It's like my favorite fairy tale come true. 这就像是美梦成真 
[18:38.41]The princess, the stable boy and the lesbian. 公主、马童跟女同性恋 
[18:45.25]Okay. Okay, you start preparing the formula.. 好了，你先泡牛奶 
[18:47.72]and I'll start changing the box. 我去换盒子 
[18:49.59]And then we gotta put them straight to bed. 然后就送他们上床睡觉 
[18:52.93]When did we become one of those couples.. 为什么要让我们的爱情生活… 
[18:54.96]whose lives revolve around their rats? 环绕着老鼠呢？ 
[18:59.10]Well, you know what? They're our responsibility now. 你知道吗？他们现在是我们的责任了 
[19:02.00]Okay, fine. These rats are our responsibility. 好的，这些老鼠是我们的责任 
[19:05.74]What happens when they mate and there are hundreds? 要是他们交配后 变成上百只呢？ 
[19:08.31]Mate? They're all brothers and sisters. 交配？他们是兄弟姐妹耶 
[19:11.61]Yeah, not such a problem with rats. 是啊，但是对老鼠可不是问题 
[19:14.25]No, they're more of a "love the one you're with" kind of animal. 他们是“爱上谁就上谁”的那种 
[19:18.45]No. Really? 才不，真的吗？ 
[19:20.69]Oh, my.. Get off your sister! 喔…不要搞你姐姐啦！ 
[19:25.83]Oh, my God. What are we gonna do? 我的天，我们该怎么办呢？ 
[19:28.53]The.. We have seven rats. 我们有七只老鼠 
[19:31.83]So, what if each of them has seven rats.. 如果七只老鼠的每一只… 
[19:34.64]and then each of those has seven rats? That's like.. 都再生七只，那就是… 
[19:41.68]That's math I can't even do! 我不会算数学！ 
[19:45.81]What are we gonna do? 我们该怎么办呢？ 
[19:47.98]Well, I know this is gonna sound crazy.. 嗯，我知道这听起来很疯狂… 
[19:50.55]but we could not let the box of rats ruin our lives. 但我们可以不让这盒老鼠 毁了我们的生活 
[19:59.19]Yeah, okay. I guess you're right. 是啊，好吧，我想你说的对 
[20:02.93]All right, so we should just give them away. 好了，我们必须要送走他们 
[20:06.90]But to nice families with children and reduced-fat Wheat Thins. 但要送给有小孩 还有低脂饼干的好人家 
[20:12.57]Those were Bob's favorites. 那些是霸柏最喜欢的 
[20:15.11]It's gonna be okay. 会没事的 
[20:18.35]- You must think I'm crazy. - No, I think you're sweet. -你一定认为我疯了 -不，我觉得你很善良 
[20:22.32]Good. This is just so hard. It's hard for me to let them go. 这真是很难，好难割舍 
[20:28.92]I guess it just brings back memories, you know.. 我猜这让我联想起很多往事 
[20:33.43]from when I gave birth to my brother's triplets and I had to give them up. 就像我怀了我弟的三胞胎 最后还是必须送回给他们养 
[20:44.34]I haven't told you about that yet, have I? 我没有告诉过你那件事吗？ 
[20:59.29]Thanks for the party, honey. Should I help you clean up? 谢谢你帮我办派对，亲爱的 我应该帮你打扫吗？ 
[21:02.72]No way. You had your party. Now I have mine. 不要，你的派对结束了 现在换我的 
[21:10.13]- Is everything all right? - I just get bummed.. -一切还好吧 -我只是有点累 
[21:12.47]when my birthday's over. 生日结束了 
[21:14.13]Well, at least you have one thing to be happy about. 至少有一件事值得你高兴 
[21:17.54]That jerk, Gavin, from your office didn't show up. 你办公室那个浑蛋盖文没有来 
[21:20.74]Yeah, I hate him. 是啊，他好讨厌哦 
[21:25.58]We weren't talking about you. We were.. 我们不是在说你，我们… 
[21:28.95]No. No way to recover. No. Okay. 好吧，来不及转了，算了 
[21:34.49]- Fun party. - Well, it was. -一定很好玩 -嗯，是的 
[21:38.09]And you would have seen it if you didn't show up at.. 你本来会看到的，如果你出现在… 
[21:41.06]9:30?! God! This party was lame. 九点半？天啊！这派对糟透了 
[21:46.90]Again, you're welcome! 再一次，不用客气！ 
[21:49.84]- Look, I'll just give you this and go. - You bought me a present. Why? -听着，我只是要给你这个就走人 -你买礼物给我，为什么？ 
[21:55.71]Let me explain how birthday parties usually work. There are presents.. 让我解释一下生日派对 是怎样的情况，通常有礼物… 
[21:59.58]and a cake, perhaps a fourth or fifth person. 有蛋糕，或许还有第四个或第五个人 
[22:04.79]Okay, I.. 好的，我… 
[22:06.92]I got you the present to make up for being such a jerk to you. 我送礼物给你 弥补一下我对你的恶劣 
[22:11.53]Well, okay. Well, that's very nice. And you wrote a card. 嗯，好的，真好，而且你还写了卡片 
[22:16.93]- "From Gavin." - I really mean it. -“盖文赠” -肺腑之言 
[22:26.64]It's beautiful. 很美耶 
[22:28.41]If you don't mind..? Let me. 如果你不介意… 让我来 
[22:32.91]Well, what do you know, it fits. 谁知道呢，非常合适 
[22:38.15]See, Gavin. You're capable of being a nice guy. 瞧，盖文，你是可以当个好男人的 
[22:42.76]Why do you give me such a hard time? 为什么你要刁难我呢？ 
[22:46.09]I'm not sure. 我不知道 
[22:47.93]Well, Monica seems to think it's because you have feelings for me. 摩妮卡好像认为 是因为你对我有感觉 
[22:53.07]I do have feelings for you. 我是对你有感觉 
[22:57.04]- You do? - Yes. I feel that you're a little annoying. -真的吗？ -是的，我觉得你很烦人 
[23:01.64]See, why? Gavin, why? 为什么？盖文，为什么？ 
[23:03.24]Right when I'm about to change my opinion of you, you go and you.. 就在我要对你改观的时候，你就… 
[23:10.62]And you do that. 你就这样做了 
[23:39.18]Hey. Listen, I think I left something here. 嘿，听着，我有东西忘了带走 
[23:43.58]Well, somebody left this. Is this yours? 是有人忘了这个，是你的吗？ 
[23:46.75]No, but I like it. 不是，但是我蛮喜欢的 
[23:49.42]No, I think I left one of my rat babies. 有一只老鼠宝宝我忘了带走 
[23:54.13]Well, no. I haven't seen it, but if I do, I'll let you know. 没，我没有看到 但是如果有，我会让你知道 
[23:57.20]Rat baby! Rat baby! Rat baby! Rat baby! 老鼠宝宝！老鼠宝宝！老鼠宝宝！ 
[24:02.07]Maybe that's him. 或许就是他 
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