[00:03.13]He sprang to his sleigh To his team gave a whistle 他拉起他的雪橇 他吹起他的口哨 
[00:05.90]And away they all flew Like the down of a thistle 他们奔驰而去 如同蓟草的细毛 
[00:09.07]But I heard him exclaim Ere he drove out of sight 但我听他喊出 就在他要消失飞去之前 
[00:12.34]"Merry Christmas to all And to all a good night." “祝大家圣诞快乐 还有大家有个美好的夜晚” 
[00:19.71]Wow! That was great! You really wrote that? 哇！真是太棒了！ 真的是你自己创作的吗？ 
[00:28.09]Say goodbye, elves. I'm off to Tulsa. 再见了，精灵们 我要去土尔沙了 
[00:31.09]I can't believe you won't be here for Christmas. 我不敢相信圣诞节你竟然会不在这里 
[00:33.60]You're really not coming back? 你真的不回来吗？ 
[00:35.60]We have this paperwork that needs to be filed by the end of the year. 我们有很多报告都要 在年底的时候归档 
[00:39.00]Why can't those dumb Tulsa people do the work? 为什么那些愚蠢的土尔沙人 没有办法做呢？ 
[00:41.17]Because those dumb people got everything dumped on them.. 因为那些愚蠢的人 得接收了一切… 
[00:43.94]by the arrogant jerks in the New York office. 王八蛋纽约人丢给他们的工作 
[00:47.14]I'm caught between two worlds. 我被卡在两个世界中间 
[00:50.18]- If I don't get it done, I'll be fired. - It's so unfair. -如果我不去做，我就会被炒鱿鱼 -真是不公平 
[00:53.01]- You don't even like your job. - So. Who does? -你根本就不喜欢你的工作 -那又如何呢，谁喜欢自己的工作？ 
[00:56.25]- I like my job. - I love my job. -我喜欢我的 -我爱我的工作 
[00:57.89]- I can't wait to go back to work. - I can't get enough dinosaurs. -我等不及要回去上班了 -我对恐龙就是玩不厌 
[01:05.39]I'm sorry I won't be here. 我很抱歉没有办法回来 
[01:07.76]It's hard enough not seeing you during the week.. 平常没有办法见到你已经够难受了… 
[01:10.60]but for Christmas.. 但是圣诞节… 
[01:12.73]If this is what you have to do, I understand. 如果这就是你必须要做的事 我会谅解 
[01:15.40]Thanks. 谢谢 
[01:17.61]I'll see you New Year's Day. 新年当天见 
[01:19.24]You're not gonna be here New Year's Eve? 你除夕没有要回来吗？ 
[01:22.04]- Did I not mention that? - No. -我没有提过吗？ -没有 
[01:25.75]And to all a good night! 那大家晚安了！ 
[01:29.98]The One With Christmas In Tulsa 
[00:00.00]
[02:21.47]All right, everybody. I know it is Christmas Eve.. 好了大家，我知道今晚是圣诞夜… 
[02:24.81]and you'd rather be with family, but there is no call for writing.. 你们都想要跟家人在一起 但是也不可以写… 
[02:28.34]"Screw you, Mr. Bing" on the back of my chair. “去你的，宾先生” 贴在我的椅子后面 
[02:33.35]By the way, you can all call me Chandler. 对了，你们叫我钱德就可以了 
[02:36.82]- Hey. - Hey. Where you been? -嘿 -嘿，你跑哪去了？ 
[02:39.15]I was checking out that insurance company's Christmas party on three. 我去三楼看那间保险公司的圣诞派对 
[02:42.66]It was really beautiful. They have decorations and this huge tree. 真的是很美，他们有很多装饰品 还有一颗很大的树 
[02:46.06]And I just thought, to hell with them, we have to work. 然后我就想，去他们的 我们竟然要工作 
[02:49.23]So I stole their ham. 所以我偷了他们的火腿 
[02:52.93]Hear that? You may not be with your families.. 听到了没？ 你们或许没有跟家人在一起… 
[02:55.24]but at least it's gonna smell like ham in here. 但是至少这里也可以 闻到过节的火腿味 
[02:59.14]My kid's in a play right now. 我的小孩现在正在表演话剧 
[03:02.11]You know what? I know what will cheer you up. 你们知道吗？我知道要怎么鼓舞你们 
[03:04.58]I had a talk with the boys in New York. I told them about all your hard work.. 我跟纽约那边的人谈过了 我告诉他们你们全是如何辛勤工作… 
[03:08.58]and that a little Christmas bonus may be in order. 所以你们可能都会 得到一些圣诞奖金 
[03:12.25]"A donation has been made in your name to the New York City Ballet." 已经以您的名义把一项捐款… 
[03:15.09]捐赠给纽约市立芭蕾舞团 
[03:20.13]Well, that's like money in your pocket. 嗯，那其实就像是 进了你们的口袋一样啊？ 
[03:23.36]All right, you want me to say it? This sucks. 好了，你们一定要逼我说吗？ 这实在很烂 
[03:25.83]Being here sucks. This work sucks! 在这里真是烂，这份工作真是烂！ 
[03:28.44]Now it feels like Christmas. 现在就有点像是圣诞节了 
[03:31.37]I'm sorry. 我很抱歉 
[03:33.24]At least you get to go home and be with your families tonight. 至少今晚你们都还可以 回家跟家人在一起 
[03:36.34]I have to go to an empty hotel room and lay down.. 我只能回去一间空荡荡的旅馆房间 然后躺在… 
[03:39.05]on a very questionable bedspread. 一张很有卫生问题的床单上 
[03:42.98]Then tomorrow, you get to have Christmas in your own houses. 然后明天，你们都可以 在自己家里过节 
[03:46.12]Which, by the way, none of you have invited me to. 顺便提一下，你们没有一个邀请我去 
[03:48.79]- You can come to my house. - No, thanks. -你可以来我家 -不用了，谢谢 
[03:54.90]- It was a nice pep talk. - Thanks. -真是精彩的精神讲话 -谢谢 
[03:56.83]I'm actually thinking about becoming a motivational speaker. 我是真的有在想要成为激励演说家 
[04:01.14]So if you were home right now, what would you be doing? 那如果你现在在家 你会是在做什么呢？ 
[04:05.24]Typical Christmassy stuff, you know. Our holidays are pretty traditional. 一般的圣诞节活动，你知道的 我们过节的方式是很传统的 
[04:09.71]So here's a very special holiday song.. 有一首十分特殊的节庆歌曲… 
[04:12.78]that I wrote for some very important people to me. 是我为一些对我很重要的人写的： 
[05:10.81]Happy holidays, everybody. 大家圣诞快乐 
[05:14.08]Phoebe, look in the kitchen. I'll look in the back closet. 菲比，去检查厨房，我去看衣橱后面 
[05:16.81]I can save you time, ladies. I'm right here. 我可以节省你们的时间，女士们 我就正在这里 
[05:20.78]Yeah. Chandler, why don't you take a walk. 钱德，你何不出去一下 
[05:23.15]This doesn't concern you. 这跟你没有关系 
[05:25.99]We are looking for our Christmas presents from Monica. 我们在找摩妮卡准备的圣诞礼物 
[05:28.69]- What? That's terrible. - No, no. We do it every year. -什么？这实在太过分了 -不不，我们每年都这样做的 
[05:32.29]Well, that makes it not terrible. 喔，那就样就不过分了 
[05:35.93]No. Yeah, we never find them. She's always bested us, that wily.. 是啊，我们从来没有找到过 她总是高明过我们，那个狡猾又… 
[05:40.54]minx. 邪恶的女人 
[05:42.74]We're gonna search here for an hour.. 我们会在这边找一个小时… 
[05:44.74]and then we'll go to Joey's and search. Okay? 然后再过去乔伊家找，好吗？ 
[05:47.21]No, not okay. You can't look for Monica's presents. 不，不好 你们不可以找摩妮卡的礼物 
[05:50.18]- No, we have to. - No, you don't have to. -我们一定要 -不，你们不需要这样 
[05:52.21]And you can't, because I live here too. 你们不行，因为我也住在这里 
[05:56.42]- Well, then you should look with us. - Why? -那么你应该帮我们找 -为什么？ 
[06:01.02]Aren't you worried about what to get Monica for Christmas? 你难道不烦恼要买什么 圣诞礼物给摩妮卡吗？ 
[06:04.23]No, I have a great idea for a present for her. 不担心，我已想好一个 很棒的礼物要给她 
[06:06.96]That's it? "A great idea"? 就这样？“已经想好”？ 
[06:10.53]That's not enough. What if she gets you a great present.. 那是不够的 万一她送你的是一个很棒的礼物… 
[06:13.47]two medium presents and lots of little presents.. 两个中等的礼物 还有很多的小礼物… 
[06:15.77]and you got her one great present? That's gonna make her feel bad. 而你只送她一个很棒的礼物？ 那会让她很伤心的 
[06:19.21]Why would you do that to her? Why? Why? 你为什么要那样对待她呢？ 为什么？为什么？ 
[06:23.71]- If I helped, we could find them faster! - Right. -如果我帮忙，我们就可以更快找到！ -没错 
[06:28.72]- We have a live one! - It's a Macy's bag! -我找到一个了！！ -这是梅西百货的袋子！ 
[06:34.29]Who's it for? 这是要给谁的？ 
[06:37.76]"Dear Losers: Do you really think I'd hide presents under the couch? 亲爱的失败者：你们真的认为 我会将礼物藏在沙发下面吗？ 
[06:43.66]P.S. Chandler, I knew they'd break you." 附注：钱德，我就知道 她们可以说服你 
[06:49.07]Rach, these are for you. 瑞秋，这些是给你的 
[06:51.97]Wiper blades. I don't even have a car. 雨刷，但是我根本就没有车子 
[06:56.44]No, but with this new-car smell, you'll think you do. 是没有，但是加上这个有 新车味道的芳香剂，你会以为你有的 
[07:03.28]Okay, Phoebe, your turn. 好了，菲比，轮到你了 
[07:09.32]Toilet seat covers! 马桶座盖纸！ 
[07:14.46]Is that what you were doing while I was getting gas? 这是不是在我想放屁的时候 你们去弄的呢？ 
[07:17.30]You guys. 你们俩 
[07:19.93]And for Ross, Mr. Sweet Tooth. 还有给罗斯，甜食先生 
[07:26.91]- You got me a cola drink? - And.. a lemon-lime! -你们送我可乐？？ -还有…柠檬口味！ 
[07:32.81]Well, this.. This is too much. 喔，这… 这礼真是太大了 
[07:36.05]I feel like I should get you another sweater. 我觉得我应该再送你一件毛衣 
[07:40.96]And last but not least.. 最后一位… 
[07:45.73]They're ribbed, for your pleasure. 是罗纹保险套，让你得到绝顶满足 
[07:49.80]Well, hey, Ben? 嘿！班 
[07:51.93]What if the Holiday Armadillo told you all about the Festival of Lights? 要不要节庆穿山甲来告诉你 光明节的由来呢？ 
[07:58.34]Cool! 好啊！ 
[08:00.04]Come on, Ben. 来吧，班 
[08:04.45]Years and years ago, there were these people called the Maccabees! 很多年以前，有一群叫做 马加比家族的人… 
[08:11.75]Merry Christmas! 圣诞快乐！ 
[08:16.52]Santa! 圣诞老公公！ 
[08:19.76]What are you doing here, Santa? 你在这里做什么呢？圣诞老公公 
[08:24.77]Well, I'm here to see my old buddy Ben. 喔，我是来看我的老朋友班的 
[08:28.07]What are you doing here.. 你在这里做什么呢？你这只… 
[08:30.24]weird turtle-man? 奇怪的乌龟男？ 
[08:35.68]I'm the Holiday Armadillo, your part-Jewish friend. 我是节庆穿山甲，你的 半犹太血统朋友 
[08:43.68]You sent me here to give Ben some presents. 你要我过来送些礼物给班的 
[08:47.59]Remember? 记得吗？ 
[08:51.13]What? 什么？ 
[08:53.63]Ben, why don't you open some more presents. 班，你何不去打开更多的礼物 
[08:55.80]Santa, the armadillo and I will have a talk in the kitchen. 圣诞老公公、穿山甲跟我要去厨房谈谈 
[08:59.00]There's a sentence I never thought I'd say. 我说了我以为这辈子 都认为不可能说的话 
[09:03.50]What are you doing? 你在做什么呢？ 
[09:05.24]You called and said you had trouble finding a Santa costume.. 你打电话告诉大家 说你找不到圣诞老公公的服装… 
[09:08.54]so I borrowed one from a guy at work. 所以我跟公司的同事借了这一套 
[09:11.38]Thank you, but you gotta leave. 谢谢你，但是你得要离开 
[09:14.08]- Why? - Because.. -为什么？ -因为… 
[09:15.75]I'm finally getting him excited about Hanukkah. 我终于让他对犹太光明节有兴趣了 
[09:18.62]And you're wrecking it. 而你破坏了这一切 
[09:20.32]But I didn't get to shake my belly like a bowl full of jelly. 但是我还没有机会把肚子 像果冻一样摇的晃来晃去 
[09:27.53]I'm sorry, Chandler, but this is really important to me. 我很抱歉，钱德 但是这对我真的很重要 
[09:31.77]Okay, fine. I'll give the suit back. 好的，没关系，我去还这套衣服 
[09:35.90]Hey, you think you can keep it another night? 嘿，你觉得可以把 这套衣服多留一晚吗？ 
[09:41.98]Santa? Really? 圣诞老公公？真的吗？ 
[09:44.55]- Yeah, is that okay? - Did your dad ever dress up like Santa? -是啊，可以吗？ -你爸爸有扮过圣诞老公公吗？ 
[09:50.85]- No. - Then it's okay! -没有 -那就没问题了！ 
[09:57.16]You know what, everybody? 你们知道吗？你们大家 
[09:59.56]Go home. You should be with your families. 回家去，你们应该跟家人在一起 
[10:01.96]It's bad enough we're working New Year's Eve. 我们要在除夕夜工作就已经够糟了 
[10:06.67]Did I not tell anyone about New Year's Eve? 我没有告诉大家除夕夜的事吗？ 
[10:10.20]All right, look, go. Go home, okay? Merry Christmas. 好了，听着，回去，回家去，好吗？ 圣诞快乐 
[10:14.64]- Merry Christmas. - Peace on earth. -圣诞快乐 -世界和平 
[10:17.01]- Bye. - Good. Godspeed, good people. -再见 -很好，快走，一群好人 
[10:22.45]- You're not gonna go? - No. I couldn't leave you alone. -你没有要走吗？ -没有，我不能留你一个人在这里 
[10:26.79]Thanks. 谢谢 
[10:29.49]Besides, I can't leave until that Christmas party downstairs clears out. 除此之外，我得要等到楼下的派对 都结束了我才能走 
[10:33.46]There are some pissed-off insurance people looking for that ham. 有一些气爆了的保险员 正在找他们的火腿 
[10:40.64]- Chandler Bing. - Hi, honey. We're all here. -钱德宾 -嗨，亲爱的，我们全部都在这里 
[10:43.14]We want to wish you a merry Christmas. 我们想要祝你圣诞快乐 
[10:45.14]- Merry Christmas! - Merry Christmas! -圣诞快乐！ -圣诞快乐！ 
[10:50.04]Merry Christmas. I miss you guys. 圣诞快乐，我想念你们 
[10:52.35]So is it horrible? Is everybody working really hard? 很难受吗？每个人都在认真工作吗？ 
[10:55.18]Well, no, it's just me and Wendy. 嗯，没有，只有我跟温蒂 
[10:58.22]Wendy? That sounds like a girl's name. 温蒂？听起来想是女生的名字 
[11:01.76]It is. Did I not tell you about her? 就是女生，我没有提过她吗？ 
[11:05.43]About the time you told me about New Year's Eve. 应该就在你跟我提起 除夕夜的事的时候 
[11:08.43]- Where's everybody else? - I sent them home. -大家去哪了？ -我让他们回家了 
[11:11.70]You are such a good boss. Is she pretty? 你真是好老板，她漂亮吗？ 
[11:18.21]Answer faster. Answer faster. 快点回答，快点回答 
[11:20.64]- I don't know. - Answer better. Answer better. -我不知道 -回答高明点，回答高明点 
[11:24.55]I don't think of her that way. I mean, she's a colleague. 我没有那样想过她 我是说，她是我同事 
[11:27.78]- What does she do there? - She's regional vice president. -她在那边是做什么的？ -她是区域副总 
[11:31.02]- She's just below me. - She did what? -她在我下面 -她什么？ 
[11:37.56]Below me. 她的职务在我下面 
[11:42.30]Wait, is Wendy the runner-up Miss Oklahoma? 等一下，温蒂是那个 奥克拉荷马小姐选美第二名吗？ 
[11:44.87]What?! 什么！ 
[11:47.87]Well, she didn't win. 嗯，她又没有赢得后冠 
[11:51.41]All right, maybe I should let you.. 好了，或许我应该让你… 
[11:53.41]and the second prettiest girl in Oklahoma get back to work. 跟奥克拉荷马第二漂亮 的女生回去工作了 
[11:56.58]Second prettiest that year. Of all the girls in Oklahoma, she's probably.. 那一年第二漂亮的，以奥克拉荷马 全部的女生来说，她或许… 
[12:00.78]Chandler, stop talking. 钱德，快闭嘴 
[12:04.32]Honey, there's really nothing to worry about. 亲爱的，根本没有什么需要担心的 
[12:07.19]- Okay. - I'm serious. -好的 -我是说真的 
[12:09.62]Okay. 好的 
[12:11.19]- Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas. -圣诞快乐 -圣诞快乐 
[12:14.06]- Merry Christmas, you guys. - Merry Christmas. -你们大家圣诞快乐 -圣诞快乐 
[12:23.44]- The wife says hi. - Fun conversation? -我老婆打招呼 -谈得愉快吗？ 
[12:27.14]Well, she's just got this weird idea that.. 嗯，她有一种奇怪的想法 认为… 
[12:30.34]because you and I are alone something's gonna happen. 因为我们两个单独在一起 所以有事情会发生 
[12:33.81]Really? 真的吗？ 
[12:36.75]Would that be so terrible? 那样很糟糕吗？ 
[12:41.36]This is probably the wrong thing to be worrying about.. 我或许担心得不对… 
[12:44.63]but you're getting ham on my only tie. 但是你把火腿沾上我唯一的领带了 
[12:50.36]- Back off, missy! - Missy? -走开，小妞！ -小妞？ 
[12:53.80]I don't know. I'm not used to girls making passes at me. 我不知道，我不习惯女孩子 对我采取行动 
[12:56.60]Wait a minute. Am I sexy in Oklahoma? 等一下，我在奥克拉荷马 算是性感的吗？ 
[13:01.61]- You are to me. - No. No. No! -你对我是的 -不不，不！ 
[13:07.18]- Look, I'm married. - So? I'm married. -听着，我已经结婚了 -那又如何？我也结婚了 
[13:10.99]I'm happily married. 我的婚姻很幸福 
[13:14.42]What's that like? 那是什么样的感觉呢？ 
[13:16.76]- Right. So I'm sorry, but.. - Seriously? Happily married? -是的，所以我很抱歉，但是… -真的？婚姻很幸福？ 
[13:21.16]So that phone call before, that was happy? 所以刚才那通电话叫做幸福？ 
[13:24.50]Well, look, it's not easy to spend this much time apart. 你知道，长期分开是很不容易的 
[13:27.90]She's entitled to be a little paranoid. 她是有资格有点神经质的… 
[13:30.27]Or, in this case, right on the money. 而且针对这件事 她猜对了 
[13:34.07]You know, she's amazing and beautiful and smart. 她很好、漂亮又聪明… 
[13:38.71]And if she were here right now, she'd kick your ass. 而且如果她现在在这里 她一定会海扁你一顿的 
[13:44.92]Look, you're a really nice person, ham-stealing and adultery aside. 听着，你是个很好人 除了会偷火腿跟偷腥之外 
[13:52.23]But what I have with my wife is pretty great. 但是我跟我老婆的感情很好 
[13:55.20]So nothing's ever gonna happen between us. 所以我们之间是不可能的 
[13:58.77]Okay, let me ask you something. 好的，让我问你一件事 
[14:01.20]If what you and your wife have is so great.. 如果你跟你老婆感情很好… 
[14:04.94]then why are you spending Christmas with me? 那你怎么会跟我一起过圣诞节呢？ 
[14:09.61]You were the most beautiful woman in the room tonight. 今晚你是这屋子里最漂亮的女人 
[14:13.41]- Really? - Are you kidding? -真的吗？ -你不相信吗？ 
[14:14.95]You're the most beautiful woman in most rooms. 在大部分的屋子里 你都是最漂亮的女人 
[14:26.16]What's going on? You and I just made out. 这是怎么回事？ 我们刚刚亲吻了 
[14:28.63]- You and I are making out? - Well, not anymore. -我们在亲吻？ -嗯，以后不会有了 
[14:31.83]- But we don't do that. - I know. I just thought it would be fun. -但是我们俩从来不会那样的 -我知道，我只是觉得那可能会很好玩 
[14:36.80]- How drunk are you? - Drunk enough that I wanna do this. -你有多醉呢？ -我醉到让我想要这样做… 
[14:40.01]Not so drunk that you should feel guilty about taking advantage. 但又没有醉到让你觉得 占我便宜是有罪恶感的 
[14:45.01]That's a perfect amount. 真是醉到恰到好处 
[14:53.39]- You know what's weird? - What? -你知道什么很奇怪吗？ -什么？ 
[14:55.39]- This doesn't feel weird. - I know. -就是这感觉一点都不怪 -我知道 
[14:57.93]- You're a really good kisser. - Well, I have kissed over four women. -你真是接吻高手 -嗯，我吻过超过四个女人 
[15:04.57]You wanna get under the covers? Okay. 你想要到棉被底下吗？ 
[15:16.88]Wow, you are really fast. 哇，你真快 
[15:18.71]It bodes well for me that speed impresses you. 速度会得到你的赞赏 对我来说是好兆头 
[15:23.25]- We're gonna see each other naked. - Yep. -我们将要看到彼此裸体了 -是的 
[15:26.52]- You want to do it at the same time? - Count of three? -你想要一起看吗？ -数到三？ 
[15:29.36]- One. - Two. -一 -二 
[15:31.03]Three. 三 
[15:36.96]Well, I think it's safe to say that our friendship is effectively ruined. 我想我可以很肯定的说 我们的友情已经完全被摧毁了 
[15:41.24]We weren't that close anyway. 反正我们本来也没有很好 
[15:45.84]Are you really gonna go out with that nurse-man? 你真的要跟那个男护士出去吗？ 
[15:49.61]Well, you and I are just goofing around. 嗯，反正你跟我只是玩玩而已 
[15:51.85]I thought, why not just goof around with him? 所以我想，我也可以跟他玩玩 
[15:57.55]I don't know if you've ever looked up "goofing around" in the dictionary. 我不知道你有没有查过字典 “玩玩”是什么意思 
[16:01.96]Well, I have. 我有查过… 
[16:04.46]And the technical definition is two friends.. 专业的解释就是两个朋友… 
[16:09.60]who care a lot about each other and have amazing sex.. 很在乎彼此 然后又做了很棒的爱… 
[16:18.37]and just want to spend more time together. 而且想要花更多的时间在一起 
[16:22.81]If you have this newfangled dictionary that gets you mad at me.. 如果你那新版的字典 让你对我生气… 
[16:26.15]then we have to, you know, get you my original dictionary. 那我们就只好帮你买 我这本原版的字典 
[16:32.65]I am so bad at this. 我真是不会说话 
[16:35.32]I think you're better than you think you are. 我认为你比你想的还棒 
[16:37.83]- Really? Okay. So if..? - Know when to stop. -真的吗？好的，所以如果…？ -知道什么时候该停 
[16:41.83]I sensed that I should stop. 我感觉到我应该停了 
[16:44.93]- So we're okay? - Yeah. -所以我们没事了吗？ -是的 
[16:50.60]- Don't do the dance. - Right. -别跳那个舞 -好的 
[16:54.94]I can't get married without something old, something new.. 我没有什么旧的、什么新的 什么借来的、什么蓝色的… 
[16:57.64]- something borrowed, something blue. - Okay, okay. -就没有办法结婚（美国习俗） -好的，好的 
[17:00.45]Here's something blue and new. 这是蓝色的，而且是新的 
[17:02.95]You are so efficient. I love you. 你真是有效率，我爱你 
[17:05.79]- Let's go. - No, no, wait! -我们走吧 -不不，等一下 
[17:07.15]We need something old. 我们需要什么旧的东西 
[17:09.06]Okay. I have a condom in my wallet that I've had since I was 12. 好的，我有个保险套 我从十二岁就放在钱包里了 
[17:14.66]That'll work! 那就可以拿来用了！ 
[17:16.50]I don't think so. 我可不认为 
[17:19.07]Okay. Now we just need something borrowed. 好了，现在我们需要一个借来的东西 
[17:22.67]- Here, just take this. - That's stealing. -这个，拿去 -这是偷窃的 
[17:26.67]We'll bring it back. Just put it under your dress. 我们会归还的，塞到你洋装里 
[17:40.72]Okay, one thing at a time. 好了，事情一件一件照步骤来 
[17:44.96]Listen.. 听着… 
[17:48.26]I've been thinking. 我一直在想 
[17:51.17]It's not fair for me to ask you to spend all of your money on our wedding. 我要求把你所有的积蓄花在 我们的婚礼上，是很不公平的事 
[17:55.14]I mean, you work.. You work really hard for that. 我是说，你工作… 你辛苦工作才存到的 
[17:58.44]- Well.. - Well, you work for that. -嗯… -好了，工作存到的 
[18:02.54]Look, I've thought about it too. And.. 听着，我也有想过，而且… 
[18:05.41]I'm sorry. I think we should spend all of the money on the wedding. 我很抱歉 我想我们应该将所有钱花在婚礼上 
[18:10.95]- You do? - Yeah. I'm putting my foot down. -你真的觉得吗？ -是的，我彻底的想清楚了… 
[18:16.66]Yeah, look, when I proposed.. 听着，当我求婚的时候… 
[18:18.96]I told you that I would do anything to make you happy. 我告诉你我会尽一切能力让你快乐 
[18:23.23]And if having the perfect wedding makes you happy, then.. 而如果一个完美的婚礼 能够让你快乐，那么… 
[18:27.07]Then that's what we're gonna do. 那就是我们必须要做的是 
[18:29.64]You are so sweet. 你真的好贴心 
[18:34.51]But wait. What about our..? What about the future and stuff? 但是等一下，那我们…？ 那我们将来的计划呢？ 
[18:39.08]Forget about the future and stuff. So we only have two kids. 管他什么将来的计划 我们只生两个小孩就好了 
[18:43.02]You know, we'll pick our favorite, and that one will get to go to college. 然后我们再挑选我们喜欢的那一个 送他去念大学就好了 
[18:48.39]- You've thought about that? - Yeah. -你有想过我们的将来吗？ -有啊 
[18:50.82]- How many kids were we gonna have? - Four. A boy, twin girls.. -我们要生几个小孩呢？ -四个，一个男生，双胞胎女生… 
[18:55.03]and another boy. 然后再一个男生 
[18:58.23]- What else did you think about? - Well.. -你还有想过什么呢？ -嗯… 
[19:01.00]stuff like where we'd live, you know. 像是我们要住的地方，你知道的 
[19:05.07]Like a small place outside the city where our kids could ride bikes and stuff. 在市中心外面的小房子 我们的孩子可以学习骑脚踏车 
[19:09.71]And we could have a cat that had a bell on its collar.. 我们可以养只猫，颈圈上有个铃铛… 
[19:13.55]and we could hear it every time it ran through the little kitty door. 然后每次它经过小猫咪门的时候 我们就可以听到铃铛声 
[19:17.58]We'd have an apartment over the garage where Joey could grow old. 我们会在车库上面留一间房间 让乔伊可以在那里养老 
[19:27.19]You know what? 你知道吗？ 
[19:29.56]I don't.. I don't want a big, fancy wedding. 我不需要大型豪华的婚礼了 
[19:33.00]- Sure you do. - No. -你当然需要 -不 
[19:36.44]I want everything that you've just said. 我想要你刚刚说的一切 
[19:39.31]I want a marriage. 我只想要结婚 
[19:42.28]You sure? 你确定吗？ 
[19:46.38]- I love you so much. - I love you. -我好爱你 -我爱你 
[20:04.77]- I love it! - Really? You're not gonna return it? -我太喜欢了！ -真的吗？你不会拿回去退吗？ 
[20:09.10]Well, not this second. 嗯，不会马上 
[20:13.41]Hey, look, you guys. It's snowing! 嘿，你们瞧，下雪了 
[20:18.98]- Wow, it's so beautiful. - Wow, it really is. -哇，真漂亮 -哇，真的是 
[20:26.79]Wendy's a fat-girl name. 温蒂是胖女生的名字 
[20:30.06]Aren't we done with that? 我们还没有说够吗？ 
[20:32.69]Okay, fine. Fine. Let's talk about snow. 好啦，不说了 我们来聊雪 
[20:37.86]Do you think it's snowing in Tulsa where my husband's having sex on a copier? 你们觉得我老公在影印机上面做爱的 那个土尔沙有在下雪吗？ 
[20:45.07]- Hey. - Oh, my God. -嘿 -喔！我的天！ 
[20:50.58]Look at that. That's a Christmas miracle! 瞧瞧这，这真是圣诞奇迹！ 
[20:55.22]- What are you doing here? - I wanted to be with you. -你在这里做什么呢？ -我想要跟你在一起 
[20:59.39]I missed you so much. 我好想你 
[21:01.32]- Hey, hey. Who'd you miss the most? - Monica. -嘿，你最想念谁呢？ -摩妮卡 
[21:05.66]Gotcha. 知道了 
[21:10.23]- I never want to leave you again. - I thought if you left, you'd get fired. -我再也不要离开你了 -我以为如果你走了会被炒鱿鱼的 
[21:14.90]Turns out they can't fire me. Because I quit. 他们没有办法炒我鱿鱼的 因为我不干了 
[21:18.74]- What? - What? You..? You really quit your job? -什么？ -什么？你？你真的辞职了？ 
[21:22.51]Yeah. It was a stupid job, and I could not stand leaving you. 是的，那是份愚蠢的工作 而我无法忍受离开你 
[21:26.25]Why should I be the only one who doesn't do what he really wants to do? 我为什么要当那个唯一 必须做他不想要做的事的人？ 
[21:30.18]- Well, what do you really wanna do? - I have not thought this through. -那你真的想做什么呢？ -这件事我没想清楚 
[21:35.76]- Oh, my God. - I know. I should've talked to you first. -喔！我的天！ -我知道，我应该先跟你讨论的 
[21:39.49]No, I think that this is what you wanna do. I think it's great! 不，我想如果这是你想要的 我认为这很棒！ 
[21:43.56]Thanks. 谢谢 
[21:45.67]Chandler, your being here is the best Christmas present I could ever imagine. 钱德，你能够在这里 是我有过最棒的圣诞礼物了 
[21:52.27]- Now give me my real gift. - Yeah. -现在给我真正的礼物 -好 
[21:54.94]- Thank you. - Here, pass those around. -谢谢 -这里，分给大家 
[22:05.39]"A donation has been made in your name to the New York City Ballet." “一项捐款已经以您的名义 捐赠给纽约市立芭蕾舞团” 
[22:11.43]How did you know? 你怎么会知道我要这个呢？ 
[22:13.93]What? Are you kidding? I can't return this. 什么？你在开玩笑吗？ 我不能退还这个的 
[22:19.10]It's time we started thinking about other people. 该是我们关怀别人的时候了 
[22:21.47]And besides, this gift still says, "I love you guys." 除此之外，这份礼物还包含了 “我爱你们” 
[22:24.30]- Mine says, "To Lillian Myers." - I don't have a job. -我的上面写“给莉莉安迈尔” -我可是失业了 
[22:32.98]Actuary? No. 精算师？不 
[22:35.92]Bookkeeper? No. 簿记员？不 
[22:39.25]Topless dancer? 上空舞者？ 
[22:47.26]Hey, you know what I just realized? You are the sole wage earner. 嗨，你知道我刚刚才想通什么吗？ 你是家里唯一收入来源 
[22:50.96]You are the head of the household. I don't do anything. I'm a kept man! 你是这个家的户长 我什么都没做，我是被供养的小白脸！ 
[22:56.67]You are. 没错 
[22:58.37]Honey, here's 20 bucks. 亲爱的，这里有二十块 
[23:00.07]Go buy yourself something pretty while I'm at work tomorrow. 我明天去上班的时候 你去买一些漂亮的东西 
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